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Top 10 Biggest And Baddest Canucks Hits Of The 2011 Playoffs

Stop! Hammer time!

OK, this will be the last top 10 that I'll do as there is too much going on with the preseason. Raffi Torres created some controversy by cranking Jordan Eberle just before the season ended. He would return in Round 1 of the playoffs and create more...controversy, as you'll see on the list. Another Canuck player (a most excellent defenceman for that matter) would create more Canuck hate-ons as well.

This isn't called the biggest and baddest hits for nothing. Not all of these hits were considered clean. Whatever. This is all about contact. Some guys spit chicklets. Some got right back up. Some saw a light at the end of the tunnel or had dreams of Orcas and mad Mexicans. The Playoffs were nasty. Enjoy!

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I lied. It's the TOP 11. Semi_Colon gave me a heads up on a hit I had missed.

11. (Round 1 Game 2) Alexander Edler and Michal Frolik go for the puck behind the net. One man emerges:

10. (Round 3 Game 2) Kyle Wellwood was hungry so Chris Higgins and Max Lapierre give him a sandwich:

9. (Round 1 Game 5) Considering Alex Edler's size and speed coming towards Ben Smith here, I'm not at all surprised at the end result:

8. (Round 1 Game 7) I don't recall a guy hipchecking a player from behind before, as Ballard does here on Marcus Kruger. The end result is comical:

7. (Round 2 Game 1) Ballard sends Tootoo ass over tea kettle. The refs penalized him for clipping. WTF. That was out of the blue.

6. (Round 4 Game 1) Hammer likes picking on guys that are bigger than him. This time it's Milan Lucic. Unfortunately this blew out his groin:

5. (Round 1 Game 2) Late entry. Thanks for the heads up, Semi! Edler destroying Patty Kane easily makes the list!

4. (Round 1 Game 3) Raffi Torres returns from suspension and then obliterates Keith Seabrook. Listen to the Chicago commentators go off on Torres. Oh well. It's in the past now. Major contact though! Huge points from me!:

3. (Round 4 Game 3) "Wow, that pass by me was pre..BOOOM! Stars. I see stars..I can almost touch them..." OK, so Rome's hit on Horton was a bit late. And that was too bad because I love hits like this. But they are going the way of the dinosaur:

2. (Round 1 Game 3) Another one of those hits that have been forgotten. Was Marcus Kruger the Canucks' bitch in round 1 or what? Hamhuis destroys Kruger in this one and it scores big points to me because of the nastiness of it. He absolutes sexes the guy:

1. (Round 3 Game 4)I love the way Jamie McGinn springboards off Ballard on this one for maximum air time. McGinn had time to tip the stewardess before landing. Woo! This one wins in my books:

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I cannot believe you left out

The destruction of Patrick Kane by Edler

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 18, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it! That wasn’t on NHL.com. Fools! I will add it right now.

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 18, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice videos. The Kane/Edler hit is my personal favourite. I hope Edler can bring some more of that hittiness this season.

Also, for those of you who like Twitter, Bieksa just joined today (kbieksa3). Kesler claims he convinced him to join. The guy is already quotable, so he should have some fun tweets.

This year.

by raincity on Sep 18, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

I could watch Eddie murdering Kaner all fucking day.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 18, 2011 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Common Denominator

Ballard seems to be in an awful lot of those highlites…while he didn’t play an awful lot during the playoffs. The guys likes to maximize his time on the ice…

by GZ Expat on Sep 19, 2011 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't handle

Seeing the picture of the hit that exploded Hammer. Ugh. Crippled our Cup chances. That and the Kes injury. Biggest blows.

Great list, though. I needed this on a Monday morning.

Oh hey Seabrook, keep your head OH MY GOD RAFFI JUST KILLED YOU.

by The Stanchion on Sep 19, 2011 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

LOVE

the Ballard hip checks lol they are just so fun to watch :)

by BW79 on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta say that I love how Edler hits— clean and hard. Feels like we have a better version of Ohlund for years to come.

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by cyxj on Sep 22, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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