No Thanks
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 18, 2011 1:45 AM PDT
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PrintAbsolutely not happening. I'd rather watch Oprah. I'd rather put a bunch of tacks in my back pockets and sit on a wooden bench. I'd rather listen to Miley Cyrus for 10 hours straight.
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I thought the copies were in that smart car. Damn skateboarders not getting the job done! Fuck! Never hire a skid to do your dirty work.
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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 18, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather watch a Flames game.
"Let's be honest - I watched you walk away
You went off to find - anything else - anything less
On your own..."
Wasn’t a good game, either. Much as it scarred me for life, the ’94 final was a great game to watch.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Yeah, I can watch Game 7 from 1994 over and over again. What a classic
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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 18, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
no
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Watch that game?
I’d rather get punched in the face six times by Brad Marchand.
by Sandwich76 on Sep 18, 2011 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I'd only watch the game
if they paid me a fortune to do it and then used that men in black trick on me to burn the memories right out of my brain. I wish I could do that latter part now as well.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on Sep 18, 2011 10:14 AM PDT reply actions
Is there
Some CFL football on instead that I can maybe only gouge my eyes out with knives instead of rusty spoons by watching?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I'd rather
report to the Islanders as a starting goalie despite unrealistic hopes I’d be picked up by Detroit.
I’d do it if I’m getting paid for the next 15 seasons, despite being injury prone and not being able to last longer than about 30 games a season.
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by Vancouverguy on Sep 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to" - Louis CK
Soon we must all face the choice between what is right, and what is easy.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 18, 2011 11:37 PM PDT reply actions
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