CDC Trade Proposals

Tavares, Grabner and a coach that eats too many cheeseburgers. This pic is almost worthy of a caption contest.

We all make fun of some of the topics / trade proposals conjured up at the Canucks.com Forum. And hey, we make some silly suggestions ourselves. It's a slow hockey week for Canucks fans and I am not going to give Dan Carcillo any exposure because his stupidity makes him NOT WORTH IT.

OK, on to some proposals..

 

1. I cannot see any reason why we couldn't get Jamie Benn from Dallas for Samuelsson. maybe we have to throw in a draft pick (4th round in 2013) though.

And the Stars would tell you to pound sand!

2. To Buf:

2nd round pick 2012
Taylor Ellington
Kellan Tochkin

To Vancouver:

Brad Boyes

Ah man, isn't Boyes also known as Whodini? That's an overpayment for one of the most inconsistent players in the game today

3. To Vancouver: Jason Pominville
To Buffalo: 2012 first round pick, Jannik Hansen, Aaron Rome, Jordan Schroeder (and significant cap space)

 

Pominville scored 80 points once. That was 4 seasons ago.

 

4. To VAN Patrik Elias

To NJ
Cory Schneider
Yann Sauve
2nd round pick

There are no words for this...yeah there are...IDIOTIC, INSANE!!!! No need for a poll, this one is the worst! Love Elias, but he's in decline.

5.To Vancouver:

John Tavares
Michael Grabner

To NY Islanders:

Vancouver's 2012 First Round Pick
Vancouver's 2013 First Round Pick
$$$ for a new arena

Never mind. THIS ONE IS THE MOST INSANE OF THEM ALL! But then again, we would be dealing with Charles Wangnut and Garth Snow. But that proposal even insults their intelligence. "$$$ for new arena"...haha...yeah right after you trade away the cornerstone of your franchise!!! WOOO!!!

Seriously. I picked the first 5 I saw. In order. That was fun. I needed a laugh.

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