CDC Trade Proposals
by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 1:59 PM PDT
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We all make fun of some of the topics / trade proposals conjured up at the Canucks.com Forum. And hey, we make some silly suggestions ourselves. It's a slow hockey week for Canucks fans and I am not going to give Dan Carcillo any exposure because his stupidity makes him NOT WORTH IT.
OK, on to some proposals..
1. I cannot see any reason why we couldn't get Jamie Benn from Dallas for Samuelsson. maybe we have to throw in a draft pick (4th round in 2013) though.
And the Stars would tell you to pound sand!
2. To Buf:
2nd round pick 2012
Taylor Ellington
Kellan Tochkin
To Vancouver:
Brad Boyes
Ah man, isn't Boyes also known as Whodini? That's an overpayment for one of the most inconsistent players in the game today
3. To Vancouver: Jason Pominville
To Buffalo: 2012 first round pick, Jannik Hansen, Aaron Rome, Jordan Schroeder (and significant cap space)
Pominville scored 80 points once. That was 4 seasons ago.
4. To VAN Patrik Elias
To NJ
Cory Schneider
Yann Sauve
2nd round pick
There are no words for this...yeah there are...IDIOTIC, INSANE!!!! No need for a poll, this one is the worst! Love Elias, but he's in decline.
5.To Vancouver:
John Tavares
Michael Grabner
To NY Islanders:
Vancouver's 2012 First Round Pick
Vancouver's 2013 First Round Pick
$$$ for a new arena
Never mind. THIS ONE IS THE MOST INSANE OF THEM ALL! But then again, we would be dealing with Charles Wangnut and Garth Snow. But that proposal even insults their intelligence. "$$$ for new arena"...haha...yeah right after you trade away the cornerstone of your franchise!!! WOOO!!!
Seriously. I picked the first 5 I saw. In order. That was fun. I needed a laugh.
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CDC is like reality tv
the only reason I can see to watch it is to feel better about your own self.
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by Twitchy2010 on Aug 10, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
+1
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 10, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Best description
I’ve seen in a while
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
If that’s what it took to get Brad Boyes i’d be willing to do that. But I’m pretty sure he’s worth more than a late 2nd, a failed project, and a 5’9" prospect.
CS, Sauve and a 2nd
for Elias? Why not make it a first and get Parise? Right? Right guys?
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by Section 312 on Aug 10, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Say it with me now.
Zach! Zach! Zach! Zach!
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by Vancouverguy on Aug 10, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Try this.
Too much $! Too much $! Too much $! Too much $!
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Aug 10, 2011 3:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We can make room for him
if Raymond never comes off LTIR and Samuelson is driven out to the woods and left to fend for himself.
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by Section 312 on Aug 10, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Heathly Samuelsson is awesome
too bad we haven’t seen him in a while
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Hear that?
Those are my truck keys jangling in my pocket.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Aug 10, 2011 3:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Or are you
professing how much you love Saved By The Bell.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Aug 10, 2011 3:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You should talk about that
On the All-Parise all the time Podcast!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
that's a rediculous trade!
it makes our team worse for one thing. When we have one of the best D in the league and lack scoring and toughness in the final, you don’t trade your goal scorers away for even more awesome defensemen!
6 quarterbacks and 9 pylons to not a hockey team make
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You know its bad when CDC commenters don't like it
it would only happen if MG is sniffin cocaine but even then its extremely far-fetched
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by Section 312 on Aug 10, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i LOL’d
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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by dallascanuck on Aug 10, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the part
Where we trade the fucking Sedins
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I like the part
where the guy suggesting it snorted cocaine off a hooker’s bellybutton
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
rookie
Everyone knows the blow gets in places you can’t get to it when its off the bellybutton.
I think you meant he snorted it off a hooker’s boobies….
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Possibly
the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen. Actually strike that. Take the stupidest thing ever and fill it full of steroids. Then you get this.
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after
reading these proposals i decided to see what other ridiculous ideas were out there, this one blew me away… how can you trade the sedins? and why would you switch cores with a team you beat in the second round?
oh fuck
I would cry
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2011 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
$$$ for a new arena
I’m not sure this is…legally speaking…honestly does this person know just how much money we’re talking…
….bloods squirts out the nose, passes out…
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Just move 'em
to KC already.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Aug 10, 2011 3:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
we pay for the moving trucks and we get grabner and tavares?
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by dallascanuck on Aug 10, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do we sign up??!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think Bernier and Grabner would have helped us in the playoffs this year if we didn’t have Ballard or Oreo?
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
Hey now….keep logic out of this! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just curious
we didn’t know Hamhuis was going to sign at the time… but Grabner can score and Bernier is an overpaid 3rd liner, but he is effective when he uses his size in the playoffs
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
I'm a huge GMMG fan
but I was unsure of the trade at the time and I think I like it even less now.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
hindsight happens
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
it wasn’t a terrible trade, but we likely came out on the losing end. Having said that, if Ballard can mentor Tanev as he enters the league – it might evolve into a great trade for us.
How did Bernier end up playing?
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
Bernier
apparently didn’t get a QO from the Panthers. I’d expect him to go to some random team like Columbus at this point, for close to league min
or the KHL
where washed up and under-performing careers go to die
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
He'd be a great 3rd/4th liner
Just not worth 2mil. I’m sure a few teams would take him for 1mil
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
At least
you guys didn’t Waive Grabner
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Grabner had a good season in New York where they have basically no stars other than Tavares. He’s a pretty good player if he can be the player to go to but he wouldn’t have been that player on our team. He couldn’t even make the cut on a terrible Florida team. I think there are better options. At least Ballard gives us some depth on the back end and he was actually pretty good paired with Tanev. Bernier was addition by subtraction. I did like him in the playoffs in 2010 but other than that I’d say he’s a borderline 3rd liner and we have enough 3rd liners on the team.
Cough
No stars other then Tavares?
Matt Moulson just had back to back 30 goal seasons.
5 Different players had 20 goals for the team this year.
Frans Nielsen might be the most underrated player in the league.
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I like Okposo
Okposo is cool
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2011 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Agree, and KO worked great with Nielsen and Grabs last year. I just don’t blame people for forgetting him last season since he missed half the year.
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Same with Streit
Who had a +5 season two years ago while getting nearly 30 minutes a night with the Islanders goaltenders being Yann Danis and Joey MacDonald.
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Isn't
Okposo always hurt?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Aug 11, 2011 8:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Not really
65 games his first year
80 his second
last year was his major injury.
Bailey gets dinged up a lot
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I was all confused at first and was wondering why the Center for Disease Control cared so much about the Canucks.
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I rec’d that shit.
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by free_raffi on Aug 10, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
win!
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that you figured it out on your own
means your IQ is too high to join.
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by Section 312 on Aug 10, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a reverse Mensa
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
TAVARES AND GRABS
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY DO THEY EXIST
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 10, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
This is the best feature
To come out of this offseason. Whenever I feel down, reading CDC trade proposals always brings laughter
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I would have called it “trolling the CDC” but that’s Yankee’s idea. Actually this whole thing is Yankee’s idea
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 10, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that Islanders trade
I realize Wang gets a bad rap, but the thought that the Islanders would trade a player they took 1st overall for a probable 30th overall pick is out there. Realistically, I couldn’t even see the Islanders trading Grabner for 2 late first round picks.
This seems worse then any of the crazy deals we see Toronto fans come up with.
We’ve actually been discussing JT’s future, because he’s entering the final year of his ELC. If they don’t sign him to a long term deal, or even struggle to sign him, we can definitely see an open revolt of the Isles fanbase.
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Tavares isn't going anywhere
The drafting of Ryan Strome, who’s a family friend of Tavares, was a big giveaway – those two are going to be playing together on the Island for some time… or at least, for the Islanders for some time. The contract Grabner signed – with its massively backloaded caphit – also makes him basically invaluable to the Isles.
Have to say, if there’s ever a time to propose massive, core-upheaving, locker-room nuking trades, it’s when your team has just come within one game of winning the Cup. Believe that the correct term for this is ‘Keenanomics’.
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by Ghetto Defendant on Aug 11, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Any mention
of Mike Keenan will result in a mouthful of Irish Spring.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Aug 11, 2011 8:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
At least
Your mouth will be nice and clean. And fresh smelling
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I agree with all the Tavares stuff.
But “HUH” on Grabner’s deal. I don’t see how it makes him invaluable. Regardless of them paying 5 mil in the fifth year, his Cap hit is what his cap hit is.
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It has more to do with the fact ownership doesn’t have to pay Grabner now, I think. In the next couple of years, if they have relocated or somehow generated more revenue, they can afford to pay Grabner and do other things, is what he’s referring to, I believe.
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by Vancouverguy on Aug 11, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Bingo. It’s all about the benjamins.
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by Ghetto Defendant on Aug 11, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I can see that
I guess. For a team that will be meeting the bottom of the Cap for a while. I thought they wrote it that way so as to be a Cap boon in the first two three years, helping get to the floor.
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lately though there’s been some talk from BD Gallof that without the New Arena, the Islanders don’t plan to spend above the cap and won’t put down big money for Tavares in a long term deal. A lot of us think that they will sign JT no matter what, so it’s a we’ll see situation.
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That is awesome! Haven’t seen your name here before, so WELCOME!
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This brilliant idea was just proposed
Assumptions:
1.) During Kesler absence at start of season, Cody Hodgson play way in to starting line but really no room for another center
2.) UFAs Suter and Rinne: Preds management fail to secure long term deals with both UFAs.
3.) RFA Weber, since his defensive partner and goalie are not sticking around, requests a trade.
4.) Basically the canucks are performing similar to they were last year stats wise.
5.) Canucks are able to sign all UFAs and pending RFA to longer term and fairly reasonable deals.
Mid-Season, Canucks and Preds make block buster trade.
To Vancouver:
S Weber – D ($7.5M – RFA)
R Suter – D ($3.5M – UFA)
P Rinne – G ($3.4M – UFA)
J Tootoo – F ($1.25M – UFA)
To Predators
H Sedin – F ($6.1M – 2 yrs)
D Sedin – F ($6.1M – 2 yrs)
R Luongo – G ($5.33M – 9 yrs)
K Ballard – D ($4.2M – 3 yrs)
Follow this up for a trade to NJ Devils
To Vancouver
Z Parise ($6.0M – UFA). J Hedberg ($1.25M)
To NJ
C Schneider, Wolves Prospect, 1st Pick
This is the sort of trade one might think up after reading a Tom Clancey novel and drinking a box of wine.
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Jeezus Christos! I might do those trades on NHL 11! haha. Except Schneider turns into a 93-rated $6 million goalie in NHL 11.
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
good god
Maybe it needs a poll, but i dunno what makes it more embarrassing to be a canucks fan:
1: Douchewad Rioters
2: Sperm burping trollops who were hassling Lucic during his cup day at home
3: CDC trade ideas.
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IT'S BLOCKBUSTER TIME!
Nashville Predators receive:
Mason Raymond, Mikael Samuelsson, Jordan Schroeder, Bill Sweat, Keith Ballard,Kevin Connauton, Cory Schneider, 2012 First round draft pick, 2013 second round draft pick
Vancouver Receives:
Patrick Hornqvist, Shea Weber, Pekka Rinne
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by GelatinousMutantCoconut on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
What? NO WAY!
Throw in Colin Wilson, and you got yourself a deal. ;)
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by Vancouverguy on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Done.
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by GelatinousMutantCoconut on Aug 11, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Rinne to back up Lou? JEEEEESUS
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 13, 2011 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Over 10mil in goaltending?
Sounds like a good idea!
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Rinne's a
UFA after next season. Why not just wait?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
not even a real option. He’s gonna cash in.
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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 15, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Not if
he sucks this season. Goalies have proven to be, except for a few examples, pretty inconsistent from one season to the next.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
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