To the surprise of no one, Canucks winger Jannik Hansen has filed for salary arbitration.
Hansen, who was awarded a salary of $825,000 last summer when the team took him to arbitration, is coming off his best NHL season and should be in position to cash in big on a new deal.
Hansen, 25, was a big part of the Canucks’ third line that was very good in the regular season and excellent in the playoffs. An excellent penalty killer, he scored a career-high 29 points in 82 games in the regular season. He had 3-6-9 in 25 playoff games.
Via The Province. His hearing will be later in the month. What do you think he'll get?
11 months ago
Sean Zandberg
119 comments
0 recs |
Email
PrintComments
Dammit
I don’t have a good feeling about this now. Wouldn’t be surprised if the arbitrator gave him north of 2M
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I am betting he does not make it to arb this time. MG will get him signed before that. We all know how good he is at working to a deadline
I say 3 years at 5 mil.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "For true believers, the bile you spew is our fuel, and when the Canucks raise the Cup next year, we shall drink it, mixed with your tears like the sweetest wine." WAACH' 6/26/11
I also don’t see production that justifies an almost 200% raise. I don’t think the arbitrator will give him over 2. 5M/3years seems quite reasonable.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
by Vancouverguy on Jul 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea $1.66M/year sounds quite reasonable
by Seal Clubbing on Jul 5, 2011 10:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
$1.5 max IMO
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll make more than $1.5M
If Malhotra can command $2.5 million a year as a UFA simply by being excellent defensively, Hansen can almost certainly negotiate his way to $1.5 million or more for the defensive acumen and versatility he so prominently displayed in the playoffs. He has a lot more negotiating power than he did last year, and arbitrators will take note of that if it does go to arbitration. I think it’s little more than wishful thinking to believe he’ll sign for anything under $1.5.
We’ll see
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Troy Brouwer
Just signed a 2.35M/yr contract and Bozak signed a 1.5M/yr contract. He’s not getting Malhotra money
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That’s not what he’s saying though.
Hansen can almost certainly negotiate his way to $1.5 million or more for the defensive acumen and versatility he so prominently displayed in the playoffs. He has a lot more negotiating power than he did last year, and arbitrators will take note of that if it does go to arbitration.
What is Hansen’s role with the team going to be? A 4th liner who kills penalties? Esp. when MayRay gets back. Wanna pay a 4th liner $2 million?
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 6, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he will
get 2 million and I don’t think he will be on the fourth line. Hansen looked too good with Malhotra last year. I would imagine one of Sturm or Sammy will be 4th line when May Ray gets back until one of those guys, Raymond or Sammy or both, are traded for a winger for Kesler.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Hansen looked too good with Malhotra last year. I would imagine one of Sturm or Sammy will be 4th line when May Ray gets back…
I don’t agree. Jank doesn’t put up the points that Sturm and Sammy do.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 6, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
But who knows, maybe he’ll earn a 3rd line spot ahead of them.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 6, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wanna pay a 4th liner $2 million
\
We were paying one 2.55 when MayRay was down there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Fourth +
I think Hansen is perfect as a third liner, but if he’s on the fourth then he’s also going to get PK and “extra” time that’s always lying around on the ice. Team needs a jump? He’s in. Forward injured? He’s in. Someone not skating well? He’s in. That sort of thing.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Don't know who's a left winger or a right winger
but I would try Hansen with the twins and move Burr back with Kes. I think Jank will improve his offensive hands (he already has remarkable def hands) the longer he plays and will not get stuck in Bernier City. As well, knowing how thorough Canuck mgmt is, it seems a no brainer that they’re concentrating on increasing his offensive capabilities and will probably connect him with someone to work with once signed. He is not leaving the team! Mgmt realizes what a gem they have and will work hard with him to make him into a complete player and teaming him with the Sedins, in my mind, will get him there quicker.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
you can't move burr back with kes
unless you move 2 of higgins, samuelsson, raymond, whoever else to third, hence moving people down to 4th hence having 2 million dollar guys on the 4th line with oreo and lappy. You could concievably move burrows to the third, but why on earth would we do that?
"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account
Yeah
back to back seasons with a Sedin as a finalist for the Hart after playing most of the time at even strength with Burrows. Lets break that line up.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is the perfect winger for Kes is Burrows.
You either find someone to play with Kesler or someone else to play with the Sedins, and you win.
(though it’s easier to find someone who can play with Kesler fo’sure)
I gotta say
taking burr from the top line would be ridiculous short of him being injured.
IF Burr was he was injured, I’d say Hansen would be about the 6th guy in line for that spot on the top line.
1) Mikael Samuelsson
2) Cody Hodgson
3) Marco Sturm
4) Victor Oreskovich
5) Chris Higgins
6) Jannik Hansen
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
All I’m saying is Burrows plays great with both Kes and the Sedins. The ideal option is to clone him.
Now you're on to something!
Hansen, Kelser, and Burr are all great two way players, but Kesler and Burr are also great at scoring goals so I wouldn’t want Hansen on the first line.
This is mostly a response to Bobby Canuck’s idea to have Hansen play with the Sedins.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
AV's list
looks much different. I think it goes something like:
1) Samuelsson
2) Rome
3) Sturm
4) Hansen
5) A pylon
6) Jason King
7) Hodgson (but only after begging Gillis to trade him for the pylon first)
I think he’s just glad Ballard isn’t a forward or I think he’d rather have an empty net all game long than give Ballard extra ice time.
Hard to give him 2 million
when Higgins, three 20 goal seasons, Sturm, seven 20 goal seasons and Burrows one 30 and two 20 goals seasons, all make right around 2. And Sturm was UFA. 1.5-1.7 per year for Hansen max.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 5, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
You can’t use UFA deals as comparables though. My main worry was thinking about MacArthur last year getting 2.4M in arbitration after a not so great year. Granted MacArthur scores more in general than Hansen, but still
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yeah well you can't
use UFA gyus as comparable because they generally get more money. That was my point. Tough for Hansen to get more than a UFA. If the player files for Arb the team can walk away from the award no?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i believe the team has to stick if it’s below a certain amount. that happened last year.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette. I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Summer sucks, there isn't hockey on.
Well that is kind of stupid
that’s like giving an extra reward for being a marginal player. If a player wants arb the team should always have the right to walk away imo. I don’t like the idea that arbitration is a safe road for teams or players.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
It's player filed arb
So the team can walk away. Happened last year with MacArthur and Atlanta
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
ah, okay, i hadn’t read that part yet. thanks.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette. I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Summer sucks, there isn't hockey on.
AHL division realignment:
they have gone from 4 divisions to 6, with massive overhaul and the playoffs taking the same format as the NHL.
http://theahl.com/alignment-p171563
say byebye to constantly facing baby Flames, Habs, Leafs, Oilers etc.
our Wolves will now be in a division with the Charlotte Checkers (baby Canes), Milwaukee Admirals (baby Preds), Rockford Icehogs (baby Hawks), and Peoria Rivermen (baby Blues).
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette. I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Summer sucks, there isn't hockey on.
fanshot now up.
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2011/7/5/2259677/ahl-realignment-to-strengthen-nhl-rivalries
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette. I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Summer sucks, there isn't hockey on.
Konopka
How is it we can’t take a flyer on this guy for $700K/season like Ottawa just did?
And yet $2.25 mil is thought to be a good deal on Sturm?
I thought that was crazy as well. Konopka is a good guy to have in the room, he’s tough, he’s a good face off guy…I don’t see any downside when the price is 700k.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jul 5, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Well for one he is a center
and we have that position already shored up. And the fact that no other contender took a flier on him says something. Isles and Sens? There must be something scouts are seeing in his game that are keeping contenders at bay.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
VOR
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Although, one can argue that 700k for Konopka to play on Lappy’s wing would make that line quite difficult to play against. And Oreo can slot in the other wing….
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
by Vancouverguy on Jul 5, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
This is what I was thinking. He can play LW as well as the C position. At least that’s what TSN tells me.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jul 5, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be the other wqy around konopka is one of the best in the dot in the league if my memory serves
by Seal Clubbing on Jul 5, 2011 2:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Berfors
On the other hand…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Berfors
is that like when you go to Asia and buy a Bolex?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck it all
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Plus
Sometimes we just don’t know. Brad Richards said he wanted the east because his 93 yr old grandpa did not like the Western start times at home in the Maritimes!
Perhaps Zenon is one of those guys that likes the travel in the East.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "For true believers, the bile you spew is our fuel, and when the Canucks raise the Cup next year, we shall drink it, mixed with your tears like the sweetest wine." WAACH' 6/26/11
I think 300 PIM
a season has something with the Canuck’s decision to stay away from him.
Goodnight, sweet unicorn :(
Andrew Ladd signed by Jets to 5 year, 22M deal
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
According to agent/bodyguard/ "I'm just here for the signing" Ryan Whitney:
Yandle signs a 5 year/26.25 deal with Phoenix
5.25M per year
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Carolina picking up more Leafs:
@DarrenDreger
Darren Dreger
Tomas Kaberle agrees to 3 yr, $12.75 deal with Carolina!! Done.
Humourously, this is where ended up in my latest Be A Gm mode on NHL 11.
EA sports DOES know what’s up!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Canucks signed another centre?
Andrew Ebbett from Pheonix: http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=371012
Know anything about this deal or anything about him?
AHL second liner hes a tiny guy who has no shot at sticking with the nucks
by Seal Clubbing on Jul 5, 2011 2:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know about no shot
He has (had) some potential. With a moderately stacked Ducks team back in 08-09, he skated along side what I assume is Bobby Ryan and Chris Kunitz, and ended up with 32 points in 48 games.
Right now he’s kind of like what Tambellini was. Potential 2nd liner, but otherwise 4th liner or AHL star.
pretty much
He’s the very definition of a boom-or-bust player. He has potential offensively, but when he’s not scoring he’s not much use at all.
Huge rookie season...
…not much since. I like the creativity, but he’s a guy that has to produce or he isn’t helping.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Canes send Joe Corvo to Bruins for a 4th round pick
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
Jank needs to be signed ASAP
It was the same shit last year and I don’t like it.
Corvo = Kabby, IMO. Lateral move.
Fuck I wanted Ladd so badly. At 4.4 mill, goddamn. DO WANT.
"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'm calling it right now
2 years, $1.75M per for Hansen, signing completed shortly before arbitration. Takes a pay cut (based on current UFA market) to stay in Vancouver and to not burn any of his UFA years (so his first year of UFA eligibility is at the end of the contract).
Love the guy but...
…more than 1.5 and it’s time to look for a trade.
I don’t think he’ll get a two year deal, probably a single and hopefully not at double his wage.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Arghhh
Is this team not about loyalty? If players take home town discounts can’t they get something in return? Jank deserves more than a year. I say 2 years at 1.5 each would be fair.
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jul 5, 2011 11:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it is easier
for a guy to take a home town discount when he is still making 4 or 5 million than for a guy looking to make more than a million a year for the first time. A guy like Hansen needs to make sure he gets paid. 3.5 million over 2 years invested properly can set you up well in case something happens to your career. But the more he gets the more secure his future, and his families future, becomes.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I was reacting to the suggestion he should just get one year. I’d have no problems with the numbers you suggest.
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jul 6, 2011 6:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah I guess
my point is just that it is easier to be loyal to a team when they are paying you 4 or 5 million than when they are paying you 800 thousand. Not that 800,000 dollars is a small sum in anyway.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not a case of "should"...
…I’d rather a long-term deal. But if this goes to arbitration, then the arbitrator decides – and most of them come down with one year terms, not two.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Tyler Bozak
Signed for 3M over two years (1.5M hit), for what it’s worth
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Start checking the Caps' roster for players you like
@GMillerTSN
Gord Miller
Troy Brouwer signs a 2 year deal with Washington worth $2.35m a year. He was acquired from Chicago for Washington’s 1st rd pick this year.
That puts them over the cap, and they still have to sign Karl Alzner
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Found
Start checking the Caps’ roster for players you like. They still have to sign Karl Alzner.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
Touche
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Not that he is gettable
but still. Would be unreal.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t think they’ll be giving him up
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Tom Poti
apparently is available. For good reason.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Also probably Fehr/Knuble/Chimera
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Knuble = old and done
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I keep thinking that...
…then he goes and scores 20+ goals for the past eight seasons.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Don't know
who Knuble played with in Washington, but I don’t think he has the wheels to play with Kesler.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
This year:
37.23% EV 19 BACKSTROM,NICKLAS – 22 KNUBLE,MICHAEL – 8 OVECHKIN,ALEXANDER
8.5% EV 90 JOHANSSON,MARCUS – 22 KNUBLE,MICHAEL – 8 OVECHKIN,ALEXANDER
4.39% EV 90 JOHANSSON,MARCUS – 22 KNUBLE,MICHAEL – 21 LAICH,BROOKS
Last year:
45.81% EV 19 BACKSTROM,NICKLAS – 22 KNUBLE,MICHAEL – 8 OVECHKIN,ALEXANDER
11.65% EV 22 KNUBLE,MICHAEL – 21 LAICH,BROOKS – 9 MORRISON,BRENDAN
4.71% EV 14 FLEISCHMANN,TOMAS – 22 KNUBLE,MICHAEL – 9 MORRISON,BRENDAN
So, lot’s of time with Ovy and Backstrom. Could help his points total as well.
Also, I love the way the US guys say his name when something exciting happens
MIKE KUHNUBLE
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
He's not fast
But he manages to get to the front of the net and stay there. Kind of like Andreychuk: when people asked him if he lost a step due to age, he replied “I never had one, so no.”
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Filed under "you'll be fucking old when it happens" news:
Pyeonchang, South Korea is awarded the 2018 Winter Games, on it’s third attempt to get them
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
38 years old
prime going to the Olympics as a spectator age.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 6, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Still good for archery and shooting
but regrettably they are Summer sports.
Wait! I know! Take up curling NOW.
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jul 6, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
24, still be younger than most guys that are on here
Officially licensed Canucklehead
twitter.com/agillie604
haha
Well, if you are younger now, you will certainly still be younger then as well. ;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I'll be 30 years old
good god.
"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 7, 2011 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus CC
don’t make it seem that old. I AM 30 now. It’s not that bad actually.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 7, 2011 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck you
i’ll be 51. sob
"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account
Someone get the
geriatric his cane!!!!
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 7, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone over thirty...
…is old. It’s very freeing, actually: you don’t have to pretend to care what other people do or think any more. Peer pressure vanishes. Style? Who cares! Keeping up with music? Don’t bother! What do you drive? Whatever gets you there!
Really, it’s frikkin’ marvelous: revel in it.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Well I never cared
what anyone thought about me and I don’t remember being peer pressured. But I think I have an A typical up bringing and high school experience. I went to a high school where it seemed like everyone got along pretty well. There were cliques and groups but I didn’t see much if any bullying or disputes.
But I will say being in my 30s isn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I don’t feel old yet but I do feel like I am in my prime.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jul 7, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
ok some corrections after 40...
you don’t have to pretend to care what other people do or think any more.
Never did
Peer pressure vanishes.that happened before 30.
Style? Who caresWrong wrong wrong…the style just changes. That not caring thing is probably more a symptom of having kids than of crossing 30.
Keeping up with music? Don’t bother!Hah! I still do and always did listen to what I like. I rely on all the punks here and twitter to inform me of new stuff i’d never have found on my own. ie: mumford and sons, adele
What do you drive? Whatever gets you there!Again, a symptom of kids i’d guess. I don’t care what others think of my ride, but I know that I want it to be of a certain level… I owned a saturn once…god I hated it…decided to never again buy a car just as a transportation tool with no regard for features, power or comfort. Not that the saturn was a bad car, it was just never a good car.
"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account
:)
uh… ’you’re next!’ :P
"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account
i think you guys would love this:
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette. I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Summer sucks, there isn't hockey on.
Ebbett
Vancouver quietly signed free agent center Andrew Ebbett to a one year contract yesterday, The 28 year old played 33 games last year for the Coyotes Scoring 2 goals with 3 assists. His best year was 08-09, where he played 48 games with Anaheim scoring 8 goals, and 24 helpers. Ebbett will likely replace Bolduc on the depth chart.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
1 year $525k
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Langenbrunner and Arnott
To the Blues
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
SHHHEEEEEIT
My rosterbation fantasies are done like dinner
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Pffffffft
The Blues are welcome to them.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
No kidding
There are usually reasons why some guys are still on the scrap pile.
Trust in GMMG. Lots of time…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "For true believers, the bile you spew is our fuel, and when the Canucks raise the Cup next year, we shall drink it, mixed with your tears like the sweetest wine." WAACH' 6/26/11
I was never high on either
Unlike Papa Sean here. Langenbrunner did sweet shit all this season. Arnott…maybe…but we already have a ton of centres
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I would have been okay with Arnott
last year at the trade deadline. Instead GMMG picked up Lapierre who performed admirably. I feel no loss.
Good luck Tambo!
@sportsnetmurph
Dan Murphy
Jeff Tambellini on his way to Switzerland. Reportedly signed a 3-year deal to play overseas.
I would love to have a job in Switzerland
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Probably
would have done well in Edmonton as well, damn conflict of interest.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Don’t forget how evil he is too. Like he just HAD to trade an injured player if he was going to get Smythe back.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "For true believers, the bile you spew is our fuel, and when the Canucks raise the Cup next year, we shall drink it, mixed with your tears like the sweetest wine." WAACH' 6/26/11
I blame Kevin Lowe
For everything that is wrong with the Oilers.
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Nucks Misconduct
Related FanShots on Nucks Misconduct
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
Nucks Misconduct Store
Your clothing sucks. Go fix it.
