I Can Feel Your Anger: Which Team Do You Hate?
by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 3:14 AM PDT
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PrintI am going to steal this idea from On The Forecheck, where Dirk Hoag asked Nashville Predators fans which team they hated the most. Naturally, in the poll, they hate our Canucks the most. Yeah, we're divers and whiners etc etc but as a friend of mine always says: let's put the moose on the table: THEY HATE US BECAUSE WE ELIMINATED THEM FROM THE PLAYOFFS. Deep down it's the truth, generally speaking. Nobody likes a team that bounces them from their trip to glory. Well, it is like I said: "Generally speaking". Do I hate the Bruins? Nope. Perhaps I should given the circumstances but it is not the case. F*** it. You wanna know who I hate? The Penguins, Blackhawks and Red Wings. Pretty much in that order...
When the Red Wings played the Penguins 2 years straight a couple of years ago I found myself shamefully cheering for the Wings. Why? Because I hate the Penguins the most. Always have. Always will. It's mostly the Penguins of yore that draw my ire. Mario Lemieux. Larry Murphy. Ulf Samuelsson. Tom Barrasso. Jaromir Jagr. Evgeni Malkin. Sidney (thanks for the golden goal but f**k you) Crosby. Wow, people hate the current Canucks for diving.....the Penguins' past is littered with it. Make no mistake, I am not cool with the Canucks' diving either. However the dirty stuff..the slashing and crosschecks blah blah..that is playoff hockey and I don't give a sh**. I still love our dirty players/divers, but hate the other teams that do it. It is what it is.
I am so proud of the Canucks for avoiding a complete meltdown and beating the Hawks in 7 in the 2011 Playoffs. It was a bitter series, as were the 2 previous ones against Chi-Town, so there is no love there. It is a rivalry that is not only a beautiful thing, but will also not soon go away. Believe me, Chicago sports writers and fans will not let this one die. Nor will we. Nor will the players. It's a strange transformation for me because I was always a Hawks supporter all the way up to 1992 or so. Tony Esposito is still one of my fave goalies. I love the legends of Stan Makita, Espo, Dirk Graham, Steve Larmer, etc. But the current squad can pound sand. Yay rivalry!
The reason why I hate the Red Wings is mostly (gag gag gag) out of respect. Respect for a team that was so dominant for so long. A team that killed the Canucks in the 2002 Playoffs after Niklas Lidstrom scored from center ice on Dan Cloutier to turn the tide of the series. ACK. Those b***ards loaded up on the talent with no regard to $$$ spent prior to the lockout and dominated. I hated that. They employed Brett Hull. I hated that too. Too good for too long. Really that's where my hate comes from. And the rivalry remains.
That's my quick take. What's yours? What team(s) do you hate and why? Vote for your most-hated in the poll and discuss in the comments thread.
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Hammer knocks Crosby head over heels and I’ll be a happy camper
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's get raw
Teams I hate, from least to most:
Minnesota — Probably because one of my friends here (about 2,000 miles away from the Twin Cities) loves them, so I like to hate them just a little bit.
Calgary — I’m not from Vancouver, but I do appreciate a good rivalry, and can produce my fair share of vitriol against this team. Though I’d love to explore it sometime.
Chicago — Recent hate is big with me, also this city’s sports teams hate stretches to the NBA (Sonics v. Bulls, 1996 Finals… god speed, SuperSonics) and the NFL (Bears KO’d my fair Seahawks from the playoffs last year).
But the big winner, the team I hate the most, is none other than…
Detroit — Growing up I never, ever liked the Red Wings. Screw Hockeytown, screw tradition, your fans are entitled jerks (except one very hilarious friend of mine), you don’t sell out playoff games (true) and, as an added bonus, your city hosted the most miserable Super Bowl in the past thirty years (it snowed and my local, lovable Seahawks lost). So Detroit, go straight to hell, do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Aura does not win hockey games you asses.
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by Seal Clubbing on Jul 25, 2011 2:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
The Canucks on my Western Conference team (I’m originally from the Seattle area), but I don’t hate anyone in the Western Conference. Yet. That might change after Winnipeg switches conferences.
The team I despise the most are the Washington Capitals. But that’s mostly because a player I despised played there for years and years so the association rubbed off. I actually like a few guys off of the team, but just cannot like the organization at all.
And where do I live now? Just south of DC, of course. I suck at life. :o\
Win or lose, I'm proud of these guys.
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by Cassie McClellan on Jul 25, 2011 4:42 AM PDT reply actions
And where do I live now? Just south of DC, of course. I suck at life. :o\
Uh oh…I smell a convert! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget it, Sean
I’ve tried with this one. She has some unnatural love for the Lightning.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Probably that unhealthy crush on Stamkos
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly I hate Chicago the most. Partly because I live in Minnesota and there is a hate of most Chicago sports teams here. But if Wisconsin had a team, I’d hate them more on principle.
Then it would be Boston and Anaheim.
And there are a lot of teams I just don’t like, San Jose, Pittsburgh, Philly, Colorado, Edmonton, NY Rangers…
Unrelated, but funny
I was at the Hard Rock Cafe in Minneapolis last summer and tried to get a drink. I showed the bartender my ID and he said “Wisconsin? Sorry man.” I then said, “No, dude, look at it again.” Dude: “Oh, Washington. Oops.” THAT was the lasting memory of my vacation last year. I should have a better vacation this year, hopefully.
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How can you make a most hated list without the Flyers on it?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 6:19 AM PDT reply actions
I actually like Pronger and the Flyers. F*ck the damned Devils though! haha. Lamoriello is an anus. Admit it.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s awesome. Well, except for the John MacLean hiring.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Heheh, and Kovalchuk?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
He’ll definitely do better under DeBoer than MacLame.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
So..back to 90+ points then huh?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
80-90 is my best guess.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna take him in my pool. If he fails it’s all on you, buddy :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I was heckling you about Lou. I admire the job he does, even though he looks like the anit-christ. Can’t argue with the Cup wins and other playoff successes.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Too bad some of his recent failures (i.e. MacLame, Rolston) make hacks like Burnside talk about how he’s past his prime and a relic.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
One of my fave lines of all time: the Devils’ Crash Line in the 1995 run.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You like Pronger? Damn you just dropped down on the cool radar.
GO SHARKS!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually like Pronger and the Flyers.
WTF? How is everybody letting you slide on this? Not okay!
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s ok
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 27, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sir, you live in some crazy, fucked-up world of your own delusion and I will have no part of it! Good day to you!
by meetyourmako on Jul 28, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Habs, No Question
I have some good friends who are Canucks fans, and if they weren’t against my Bruins I would’ve liked them to win. I wrote a blog post that I didn’t hate the Canucks before the Finals, and I still don’t. Hate the Canucks? No. Habs? Of course.
And that’s a fanbase which deserves their “rioter” infamy. When you trash a city after beating Boston in Round 1 a few years back, you’ve reached a new low. Vancouver didn’t smash things when they knocked off Chicago. That be crazy. Even soccer fans would look strangely at Montreal.
Although what the CBS crew did while covering the Canadian Open won’t help Boston’s popularity in BC. Password they used for their computers while in town? ‘BRUINSWONTHECUP’. Thanks guys. You are really helping.
http://www.vancouversun.com/opinion/password+pokes+some+Vancouver+runner+status/5148973/story.html
Finally, a Habs hater. They are #4 on my hate list. It’s from being a Leafs fan all those years
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any other team
more worthy of hate and disdain than the flames? Their complete roster of likeable players begins and ends with iggy…maybe BMo gets a pass due to historical awesomeness. The rest of em? Fuck em. When ever they show kippers somehow both smug and clueless mug on tv, I want to punt a kitten, and their fans? Don’t even get me started on their fans. How a Canadian city can be so full of such clueless, no hockey knowledge, jackwipe, completely deluded tools is beyond me. And everything the media accused our team of being last playoffs (cheap shots, chippy, divers…)? That’s exactly what the flames organization has been about for like 3 decades. Yeah, i’m proud to be a full on flames hater.
I actually like chicago, except when they’re playing us.
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well, i don't like to sound opinionated...
but i’m not really a big fan.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jul 25, 2011 8:29 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Hippie
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
You live near Berkeley huh?
GO SHARKS!
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by Yankee Canuck on Jul 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I never get into idea of hating a team. I’ve hated individual players on teams, I’ve hated individual fans of teams that I’ve seen online and met in real life, but I’ve never put that blanket statement on an entire team, franchise and fanbase. I’ve never seen a team where every single player or fan was likable, and I’ve never seen one where every single player and fan was unlikable.
If any fanbase should be able to understand how stupid and fickle mass hate for a team can be, it should be Vancouver Canucks fans. They got to watch how a team that was largely the same as it had been for years, received five times the hate they had in previous seasons, because they commited the horrible sin of being really good. They got to see how half baked media naratives catch on, where many seemed to buy the idea that the Canucks dove, complained and committed borderline hits ten times more than any other team in hockey history. They should know better than anyone after the riots, how horrible it feels to helplessly watch as legions of people paint you and hundreds of thousands of others with a single brush.
If you want to single out specific hatable players or posters? Oh man, I’ve got my lists. Teams? No interest.
This pretty much sums up my thoughts too.
Over the last couple years, I’ve started to change my sports fandom into more player-centric fandom. If a player I don’t like plays on a particular team, I’ll probably hope that team loses, but more because of the player than anything specific with the team. Alternatively, if a player I like is on a team that I have direct competition with, it makes it difficult for me.
Iginla is the prime example of this. He is, by far, one of my favourite players presently in the NHL. But he plays for a division rival, which means I can wish him too much well. But my word, I enjoy watching him play.
I don’t really understand hating on fanbases either. Specific fans? Sure. There’s idiots in every fanbase – including (especially even, at times) this one. But I’ll reserve my frustration for specific fans who promote stupid opinions and then refuse to be reasonable.
And I also don’t like the word “hate”.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
OK, pass the granola bars.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. I hate your dress.
You know this is all in jest, right? I forgot the smiley emoticon on the granola bars comment
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
No, my comment was joke too. I don’t hate you. I do have some granola bars, but they’re covered in chocolate so I think that balances it out, or makes me an eight year old packing a school lunch
by TrevorWilliam on Jul 25, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Hate is a strong word
And the fact that the Preds, Hawks and whatever fans hate us because of what they term is “wrong play” is silly. Every team dives.
Hell, Marchand twice found Lapierre early in the Final and prostrated himself at his feet with NO contact. Twice. But because the media were not predisposed to that narrative for the Bruins, it was just “gamesmanship”.
So, like Trevor, I may “hate” players on teams, but the teams?
Well, I don’t like the Hawks fans and their insistence that they know the “right way to win” . I would have to say they are the winner for me. Their team has some assholes too, but its the Hawks fans that inspire my “hate”.
But you know, I would probably have a beer with most of them…
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by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Jul 25, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like the Hawks fans and their insistence that they know the "right way to win"
You were almost there! The problem is that you were playing by the same rules as everyone else. All you needed was several million more dollars to spend over the league-mandated salary cap!
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
please please please
go away, troll.
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he's not a troll
everyone else is. come on, pay attention.
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Blackhawks? They are working their way up there, though I don’t quite hate them yet. They were actually a fine team and fansbase while they were dominant, but damn, but as soon as we beat them they’ve become insufferable. I think the players enjoyed too much success too soon in their careers, and now they’re sore losers after their first major loss. Same with thier new fans. They’ll get used to it.
Edmonton? The team is actually fine with me, but damn, their fans have big big mouths for a bunch of hicks and losers living in a cold and polluted wasteland. They deserve Tambellini as their gm.
Now… My true hate…LA. Most immature organization, from top to bottom. I truly hate them, and I hope we get to rock their shit in a conference final next year.
When you finish reading my quip about edmonton, remember to hum “trollolol” in a sing song voice a few times, like a chime that follows a prayer. ;)
The hate for LA… how long has it been like that for you?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
One more thing to add...
…I am definitively NOT a fan of the 2 gentlemen in the picture at the top of the thread.
I will admit that Crosby has grown up a lot, and who knows, maybe with time I’ll get there, but the kid simply drives me nuts right now.
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I hate pretty much every other team, with an intensity proportional to their recent success.
That said, I would definitely pour expensive arena beverages and food on the head of a small child wearing a Flames jersey.
by Passive Voice on Jul 25, 2011 8:58 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
haha! You mean!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't really hate any team
I hate certain players, but that doesn’t carry over to the team.
I do hate whoever we happen to be playing on game days, though. Those guys can go fuck themselves!
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Liverpool
first and foremost and it isn’t even close. Then Manchester City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Leeds United. Then the St Louis Cardinals and the Cincinnati Reds. Then the Yankees. Followed by the Leafs. I don’t even hate the Leafs really. I hate their fans. Or at least the ones I have met and I therefore wish ill luck on the Leafs forever. After that I guess I hate the Rangers but mainly out of a sense ceremony.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions
a sense ceremony.
That sounds like a very sensory experience
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Hey so I finished Moneyball
this weekend. What did you think?
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I really enjoyed it
I find fascinating that they were able to find all these guys that were completely undervalued, show everyone how valuable they were, have all the rich teams sign them away in free agency, and then still be able to keep doing it because no one caught on
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yeah its a good book
It is interesting that they talk about how pitching is more of a crap shoot and yet when they talk about replacing Giambi and the offense and how they won more games they don’t seem to mention that having three of the best pitchers in the game helped and as always with pitching was kind of lucky.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I am surprised you hadn’t read Moneyball before, being a baseball guy.
Loved the book. Fully expecting them to screw up the movie though.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I don't know
Sorkin co-wrote the screenplay. I think it’ll be good.
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by Semi_Colon on Jul 25, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah well
I had just never got around to it.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Leeds
My dad hated Bremner and I hated Bowyer and co. Plus their toothless inbred supporters are the worst.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy big boy… I have all me teth and never cast an iy on me cuz…. Yes Bowyer and Co are riduculus but I support em cause at least the ain’t robbing the place anymore.
I'm not sure
what that was supposed to say.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s Celtic :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Like
Kevin Garnett?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
ANYTHING IS
POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Never liked the Penguins
mostly because for some reason, I found Mario Lemieux extremely annoying. Couldn’t stand that smirk.
I actually liked Chicago as long as I can remember. Always liked that team…..until I discovered how much their fans hated us. At the beginning, I was shocked, because they were the ones eliminating us two years in a row. How can you hate a team that is your punching bag for two years! And besides, they have Stanley Cups, a great history, a great team. And it is still not enough? People who don’t appreciate the great things they had, don’t deserve it. I decided that there must be something seriously wrong with those fans, and that was the end of my sympathy for the Hawks. Too bad, Chicago is a great city, and great hockey town. But those fans need to grow up and smell the coffee.
(Of course, I realize that this is all a product of my deluded imagination. The truth is always elusive. But fan hatred is the only chance we are given, to act like children again, so I don’t need to apologize for it).
Los Angeles, CA
I’m a little insulted the Avs aren’t on this list (and it’s further proof the Avs aren’t in the right division)
Maybe
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by Jibblescribbits on Jul 25, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions
Believe me
there was a time when Colorado was number one on this list, for many of us. But that was so long ago, it seems like ancient history.
Los Angeles, CA
I have a secret. I liked the Avs in the mid-late 90s. /runs and hides
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I did too
how can you not like Burnaby Joe and a goalie who didn’t like the Habs anymore?
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Exactly.
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I have a secret. I liked the Avs in the mid-late 90s. /runs and hides
Me too. I was more of a Forsberg and Roy fan. Plus the Avs-Wings rivalry was gold.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Hard to believe that Hejduk still plays for them. The Naslund vs Forsberg story was so awesome until the Bertuzzi incident, and May was sent there. The rivalry died really quick after that.
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by Kieran gunn on Jul 25, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Milan Hejduk
in his prime? The Canuck killer.
It still makes me shudder, when I think about it.
Los Angeles, CA
Still a Canuck killer
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My thoughts exactly
The Canucks either need to acquire him, or he needs to retire.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
On the other hand
Nashville is another story.
I like B. Trotz, and I like their pesky team, that is close but never quite makes it to the big dance. I really can’t take the hatred of their fans seriously, may be because I just can’t take Nashville, as a hockey town, seriously. Sorry folks, it’s Nashville, for Christ’s sake. Actually, the fact that they hate us is flattering, just like when the little boy hates his big brother, who always wins everything (not that Vancouver has won anything so far, but compared to Nashville….). So, whenever they play a team other than Vancouver, I root for them, and I hope they eventually make it, as a team.
Los Angeles, CA
I really like Nashville. They have dumb fans (lots of them), but their players are all cool.
They’re the little guy. Difficult to hate the little guy.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Yeah, playing against them in the playoffs…I just couldn’t summon up much hate for the Preds. It’s almost a forgotten series….besides Kesler beast mode and Carrie Underwood crying.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
Why is Vancouver not on this list? They ripped my heart out. I hate them!!
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by Semi_Colon on Jul 25, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
someone call security
Joe Thornton hijacked Semi’s SBN account.
Let's Go Hawks!
by K_Dog on Jul 25, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Where his legs come off? I can’t find it
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
One dive vs Sedins many … that’s why. :)
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Well, she has a point :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
sure sure
he’s never dived before or after
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
not at the frequency that the Sedins/Burrows do it
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 27, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know how you stand on that Sean
But I think you are a little over the top on it.
Burrows and the Sedins have went down a few times. So what? The new Hawk Carcillo is way worse. Marchand was doing it all Finals.
Doughty, a supposed superstar, does it all the time.
There is no greater “frequency” to the Canuck players doing that shit unless you are buying into the opposing press, because the reality is they are no worse than anyone else in the NHL.
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It’d be nice if the media started to really expose players for the divers they are. Not that it would get them to stop…
But
Then you have a case where a more partisan media like Boston’s use the narrative as a cudgel.
Like they did versus us.
The league just has to call it.
They are not called enough, but the “rep” calls sometimes cloud the issue. For instance Lappy, had three, but the one with the Canucks was flat out a wrong call, and the other two were one ref that obviously had a problem with him in Montreal.
I am not saying he didn’t do it, but that the rep is sometimes at fault.
The media "calling " people out would only make partisan hacks like Rozner and Haggs in Boston more self important and partisan anyways…
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Well, there’s the matter of whether you do it repeatedly and also whether you are called for it.
Joe Thornton is a terrible cheat. That makes me feel good about him, knowing he is terrible at being an asshole. Not only did he do an unbelievably bad job at diving, he got called for it. Bad plays and cheap shots are so much easier to forgive and forget if they’re punished.
Chris Pronger, on the other hand, makes my blood boil because he is both a repeat offender and referees seem to be happy to continue to allow him to play “old time hockey,” right up until he goes so far he has to be suspended, for what would it be now, the ninth time?
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just saying they do it more than Joe. And I know there are plenty of other divers. I just hate anybody for doing it, and I hate it even more when our guys do it. I lost track how many times a Sedin embellished and then looked back at the ref for a penalty. All that time wasted while the opposing team takes the puck and goes the other way. It’s really fucking annoying.
The worst part is that I really don’t see them changing. I hope it does.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 27, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I’ve found myself annoyed at them doing it in the playoffs but I don’t know if it was them diving or they’re just not physically strong enough to stay on their skates. Burrows seems to work well with them but I’d like to see some kind of a power forward with them to bowl over anybody who would try to do the same to them. It’s almost a shame Kesler is such a good center because I think he’d make that top line pretty awesome which would make room for Hodgson to center the second line.
No D man in the league
I would rather have. Not one. Not Keith. Not Chara. Not Lidstrom. Not Weber.
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by Section 312 on Jul 29, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe weber
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by Twitchy2010 on Jul 29, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd take Weber too.
and maybe Chara…Double D is pretty awesome tho’
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Leafs & Rangers. Leafs not because they are “Canada’s team” but moreso “CBC’s team”. Except lately it hasn’t been so much hate but more pity. Bonus points go to them since my boss is a huge Leafs fan and I get to rub his nose in it (especially after that huge comeback win in January of 2010… we had to fly on the same plane together and he was not a happy camper…
Rangers because of the way Sather throws money at everything… that and 94…
He always brings
the best lulz.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I say her
brunette friend there is hotter.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, she’s not a keeper, but at least she looks good on her back
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan by the way
Way too plasticy/fake.
Looks pretty much like the definition of puck bunny
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She looks very fake
but you can still have a lot of fun with fake stuff. I have fake Lego growing up. It was still fun as hell.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She reminds me of Jessica Simpson
Hell on Ice/In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Talking toilet, you may call me Jane.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
crossed with Fergie?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
well I can assume that she’s as talentless as Fergie
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 25, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
But her voice…
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I sing parables like a superstar?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking
catalina wine mixer
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 27, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you look like you wanna punch me
you do wanna punch me, well why dont you punch me then, punch me right in the face!
DONT TOUCH
MY DRUMS
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BOATS
AND HOES!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 29, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A ten foot pole
would be only half-way long enough.
Maaaaaaad roots, girl.
xv. Damn.
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by eightyseven on Jul 25, 2011 11:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What about the milf behind her in the glasses?…
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by Yankee Canuck on Jul 25, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I say
She looks rough as fuck. He can do much better.
by Azzy Mahmood on Jul 25, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
brunette
not even a fucking question.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate..
..such a strong word. Of course, the Flyers, with the heat of a thousand suns. I’ve hated them for close to 40 years, and it shows no sign of abating.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
I'll tell you who I do fucking hate though
Barry Rozner
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Save your hate.
He’d probably take it as a compliment.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Maybe
We should take it as a compliment that he is so obsessed with us that it’s all he tweets about.
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no doubt
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
believe me
The Rozner hate is universal. It is so widespread that apparently he was on the radio the other day and called out SCH (but I never heard the details of what he said).
Let's Go Hawks!
really?
Rozner. Pfffhhht. The way he is obsessed with the Nucks, I would think he is a well liked guy at SCH!
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Okay, okay…I see your point there Dan, LOL. But I think even the most anti-Canucks commenter on SCH would agree that Rozner, as a professional sports journalist, has no place acting like that towards another team regardless of how he feels personally. Plus, the non-Canuck stuff he writes is garbage too.
Let's Go Hawks!
I agree
I hate him too. For all those reasons.
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I like it
I’m glad the lower salary NFL employees have jobs. Don’t get me started on player entitlement and straight-up greediness.
xv. Damn.
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Yeah. From my perspective down here the amount of money NHL players get paid is ridiculous, let alone NFL, NBA and MLB
If you think
players are greedy you should see owners. Making hundreds of millions of dollars off the backs of young men who are risking long term injuries to perform.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be surprised if most owners are making more than spare change on their sports “investments”. I suspect they get into it mostly for the dick-measuring aspect of things.
by Passive Voice on Jul 26, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Not in the NFL
their TV deal more than covers player salaries. So if the owner owns the stadium they are making a shit load of money. They are making money as soon as the first ticket is purchased.
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by Section 312 on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Boston is shitsville USA
And its not just the bruins. The patriots celtics and red sox can all go to hell for all i care. Also bostonians in my experience are assholes. Calgary is my most hated team though, i just enjoy bitching about boston. More hated teams include: chicago, pittsburgh, edmonton, and new jersey
by Seal Clubbing on Jul 25, 2011 2:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
so
We have another bruiser? The Canucks roster has Byron Bitz? Did they sneak that signing in? How did we crackerjack fans miss that one!
He is on the roster though. Good, another guy for Hordy to try and goad into a fight the Oil’s idea of entertainment!
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press release
just came out that we signed him.
Thats what the two stars is for huh?
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I don't
think the 2 stars is his talent level.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
First it’s Lord Byron Ritchie. Now Lord Byron Bitz. We are gonna have fun making up nicknames for this guy
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ballroom
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Jul 26, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey
He can get sponsored by the Commodore and wear 64 if Mike Commodore doesn’t.
A 4th liner needs to supplement his income, and the Ballroom is far cooler than that dump the next block up the street.
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No Kidding
Can anybody find stats from 2010 – 2011?
Hockeydb only has up to 2009 – 2010
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about that....
He kinda missed all of last season.
In other words, blockbuster signing!!!!!!1
Gillis
Really likes signing guys who are just coming off large injuries/are a bit out of favour
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so does that mean
Yashin is our solution to the helicopter line?
/shoots self
No, but watch him invite Mike Modano to camp….ARHHHGHG
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But just think
of how giddy it owuld make Kesler! :P
that’s a good point…
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Moneyball style
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That was indeed
Going through my mind as I was writing that. Most of these guys are pretty low risk. The only high-ish risk is Sturm at 2.25
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Does that
Moneyball guy still run the A’s?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Billy Beane
sure does.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's
are 13 games below .500. Am I missing something?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Yeah all of his right hand men
like Paul DePodesta left. And the book came out and I think people are more on to him.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And the book came out and I think people are more on to him.
x1000. The real business lesson in that book was not “you can make a killing by finding inefficiencies”. It was “if you’re on to something good, don’t let someone write a fucking book about it”.
by Passive Voice on Jul 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah but Michael Lewis is pretty cool. I might let him write a book about my organization.
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I strongly dislike the Flyers
and I’m not too fond of the Caps, but I don’t know if I truly “hate” any team.
Is it October yet?
I don't get
the hate people have for Subban. Marchand did the same shit, and he gets hailed as a ‘competitor’ and such. Weird.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
by Smoboy41 on Jul 25, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marchand is far worse
Subban just plays the game hard. I love that guy.
I find the act of Marchand to be a little frustrating. Our media really dropped the ball ( or are just more professional, who knows? ) by not pointing out, as the Boston and others media was making the Nucks out to be…well, you all saw it.
Meanwhile, I remember two times, apart from the other idiocies he got away with, where he found Lapierre and flopped to the ground at his feet. Hell, the first time, there was no contact and both the linesman and Lappy laughed as he stepped over him and carried on, after looking down with a “really?” look.
If I was not a Bruin fan as a kid, that guy would have made me a hater right there. He is one of the players I hate.
But Subes? He does a bit here and htere, but not even in the same ballpark as the Bruins rookie.
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GET OUT
GET OUT RIGHT NOW
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Subban plays for the Habs. He’s dead to me.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
My Significant Other...
…Had that shirt given to her by a Buffalo fan. United in hatred!
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
YOU ARE A FOOL
A DAMN FOOL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NO WAY. YOU NEED YOUR HEAD EXAMINED
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
NONSENSE
I AM PERFECTLY SANE CAN’T YOU TELL BY MY CONSTANT CAPSLOCK
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH I GUESS IT MEANS YOU LIKE TO YELL A LOT? THAT IS SANE!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
TOTALLY SANE MAN
TOTALLY SANE
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 28, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry chuckles
i’m with virtually everybody else in the hockey world on this…if he wasn’t a hab he might be likable, if he wasn’t a flame too. But since he is a hab, he’s useless. Just another chippy prick.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ERRONEOUS
SO ERRONEOUS
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
they mad
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 29, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What, we signed someone!?
/rushes to the internet…
Oh, just another 4th liner/AHLer…
So how about that second line?
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You mean
Kesler and those other guys. We should call that line the “The Three Tenors” line.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
To be a more accurate “Three Tenors” line, you’d need Kesler+Some other big name + some other guy. It was only “the third Tenor” that was the unknown one
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
OK then Semi
name the other one?
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one?
Besides Pavorrotti and the other dude? Domingo
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Nice work
but you can’t call Jose Carreras the other guy in all reality. He’s awesome too.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, he’s awesome too. But no one every remembers who the hell he is!
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an extra y
Just for fun
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I guess
I’m just not as up on my Italian Tenors as you are!
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Pavarotti's gone
So shouldn’t it be 2 Tenors?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Gotta love the Tenors
check out Luciano doing the main aria, “Ah! mes amis, quel jour de fête!” from La Fille Du Regiment. It’s like the Mount Everest for Tenors.
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I will check it out
Currently, I am listening to the Tron Legacy soundtrack however
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Always an excellent choice
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by Section 312 on Jul 25, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
These two
Are my favourites
The game has changed and End of Line
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The Coilers and San Jose Sharks
can both go fuck themselves.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 25, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Nice to see
that working with kids has softened you up some.
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
They have in fact hardened me
Have you ever told someone to not do something 50 times over yet they continue to do it and in turn physically hurt themselves and people around them? That shit is harrowing, my friend.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 25, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT!?!?! What have we ever done to you? :(
GO SHARKS!
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I dislike Clowe's butthurtness
and the constant insistence that Nemo “NEVER LOSES MAN!!!1”
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nemo has been with us for one season and you are hating on us over that? tsk!! tsk I say! :)
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I don't mind him
He was a nice change from all the fucking all-world goalies we had to face in the series sandwiching the one with you guys!
;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Low. That was just low. And so beneath you.
(grumbles)
I’m re-thinking my “get along with everyone” attitude here.
:)
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haha
That series in general was more entertaining. Both teams play a lot more of an open style compared to the Bruins and Preds
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It got old
really fucking fast.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 28, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
by meetyourmako on Jul 28, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
also
old
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
cough cough
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2010/6/3/1498395/who-do-you-love-and-hate
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2010/6/4/1502008/the-results-are-in-who-did-we-love
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Oh missy, that’s so June 2010! :) I thought I remembered this being done before, but I only checked July and August 2010 in the archives.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
NM seemed to really like SJ last year
Funny how things change
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by pooponastick on Jul 26, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
I still like ’em. More than some other teams at least. Once you play a team late in the playoffs most goodwill goes away though!
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Me too. I have almost no hate for San Jose. Now that Heater is gone pretty much like them.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
this from the guy that likes the habs
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LE BLEU
LE BLANC
ET LE ROUGE
24 CUPS DURRRRRRRRRR!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh noes…
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that was rigged
a few BoCers came by and voted highly for their team. that’s also why the Buffalo one is high.
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That but also Canucks fans put the Sharks in their top 5 a lot
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by pooponastick on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
ANYONE ELSE GONNA SAY THAT HATE IS A STRONG WORD? GO ON, GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 25, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I’m not sure if it occured to anyone else, so I might be on the wrong track here but:
Hate is quite a strong word
heheh, SHUT IT
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The Phoenix Coyotes!
First of all, to go with a cliche, the team should have never went there in the first place. Basically the new city and ownership turned what was once a proud franchise with a rich history (albeit one that had been declining for almost a decade) into a league laughingstock. And now it’s not even funny how awful a team this is. Nobody wants to own it, nobody wants to watch it, and yet the players and staff are still fiercely loyal to this mediocrity. Hopefully the Coyotes are put out of their misery after this season, and relocated. ANYWHERE. Hamilton. Quebec City. Seattle. Kansas City. I really don’t care….but it needs a change of scenery badly.
Though my hatred for the Leafs is lessening, it’s still there. First all, it;s fans are cocky and enjoy trashing every other team. They truly believe they are the centre of the hockey universe when in reality the the only thing keeping their team relevant is the fact that their beloved team monopolizes the richest hockey market in the world. I respect the management team, and I like what they’re doing to reinvigorate the franchise, but I’m still entrenched in Habs/Sens territority with it’s fair share of loud-mouth Laff fans.
Obviously, the Blackahwks come to mind. I really respect them. Toews, Sharp, Keith Seabrook = Pure Awesomeness. But man are they cocky a-holes! Plus, I know a fan who is everything I accused Leafs fans of, only 10 times worse.
I’ve always liked Boston, but that’s changed this year. Somehow this dirty team became the heroes and my beloved Canucks, the men destined to lift Lord Stanley’s Silver in 2011, became the antagonists and eventual losers.
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by GelatinousMutantCoconut on Jul 25, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Nobody wants to watch the Coyotes? I wonder if anyone has told the Five for Howling gang. I’m sure they would want to know. :)
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Ok smarty-pants :P
I was exagerating a tiny bit. using hyperbole if you will. But my point is still valid! Virtually no one cares about the Coyotes in Phoenix!
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by GelatinousMutantCoconut on Jul 25, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, if I’m going to miss a game, it’s going to be against the Phoenix or Minnesota. Maybe Dallas.
There’s just nothing to get excited about when they come to town.
Although I’ll be sure to catch Minnesota games after all the trading we did with them this offseason.
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh but PHX has Ray Whitney now, I forgot.
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be
15, 20 people?
I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?
Why are the Ducks not getting more votes? I’m disappointed in you people!
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by Angy on Jul 25, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m still waiting for Vancouver to show up on the list!
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by Semi_Colon on Jul 26, 2011 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Corey Perry is a douchey fuckface
but goddamnit, he’s got a cup and a gold medal and a fucking Hart Trophy. Gotta at least appreciate that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Booby Ryan
is fucking awesome.
Did you misspell that on purpose?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
too much has happened since 2007 now.
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I pretty much agree
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mighty Ducks have been a blight on the NHL for much longer than 5 years, People.
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
we are referring to our series against them
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 27, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
we had a two goal lead
and we fucking blew it
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 28, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
the ducks
are pretty high on my hate list, but not just because of 2007. The ducks are the douchey slick haired type A loudmouth and arrogant but really kinda dumb and insecure bmw owners of the hockey world. With apologies to any bmw owners who arent douchebags, i’m sure there are 5 or 6 of them.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jul 28, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
1. Blackhawks – still sense of entitlement after being a fingernail from one of worst flameouts of a cup winner ever when they couldn’t make the playoffs without help on last day year after Cup. Although most of their dirtiest players are gone — cheap shot Ladd (yes he’s a hard nosed player and now a captain and would likely greet him warmly on Canucks, but fact is his blindside shoulder to the head / face of Kesler, fully away from the play in playoffs a couple of years ago, could have caused Kesler serious neck or concussion/brain injury, was one of the cheapest and dirtiest hockey plays I’ve seen in 35 years of watching NHL hockey, and would do Matt Cook Proud — so Ladd will always be remembered for that — cheap and dirty out of necessity b/c he wasn’t strong or fast or good enough to play regular hockey against Kesler
— goofy Eager (what more needs to be said, also cheap, dirty and a complete liability to his team)
— and fat Buff.
—Their coach Q is very creepy also.
Yes it’s personal but that’s the way it is. Have a look at some some of the trashy, jealous drivel about Canucks on Hawks sites.
2. Boston. Way cheaper and dirtier than generally discussed.
by Presidents Trophy on Jul 26, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
. Although most of their dirtiest players are gone — cheap shot Ladd (yes he’s a hard nosed player and now a captain and would likely greet him warmly on Canucks, but fact is his blindside shoulder to the head / face of Kesler, fully away from the play in playoffs a couple of years ago, could have caused Kesler serious neck or concussion/brain injury, was one of the cheapest and dirtiest hockey plays I’ve seen in 35 years of watching NHL hockey, and would do Matt Cook Proud — so Ladd will always be remembered for that — cheap and dirty out of necessity b/c he wasn’t strong or fast or good enough to play regular hockey against Kesler
So… you don’t remember Malkin’s hit on Willie Mitchell then? I thought that was much worse.
Yes that very dirty as a hit mostly from behind. What made that very ugly is also the long term impact on Willie. No Q Malkin will forever be a scumbag for that, but at least it was the boards that impacted with the head, as unfortunately WM couldn’t get his arms up to cushion blow, and the puck was close by. So that was much much worse from the injury / result perspective. The Ladd attack however was a strong intentional blow directly to the head/ face and no where near the puck to a fully unsuspecting player. Even though a severe injury didn’t occur, Ladd’s hit was more like a non hockey violent assault.
by Presidents Trophy on Jul 26, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, a Canucks fan calling himself “Presidents Trophy” complaining about another team’s sense of entitlement. Just: wow.
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure you
know what “sense of entitlement” means? It is really hard to have a “sense of entitlement” about something that you actually have. We won the Presidents Trophy and while I would argue that’s a meaningless trophy and not an accomplishment worth noting, putting that as a user name as a Canuck fan does not necessarily demonstrate a sense of entitlement.
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by Section 312 on Jul 27, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, a Canucks fancalling himself "Presidents Trophy"complaining about another team’s sense of entitlement. Just: wow.
You’re right. I guess I was reaching there.
by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a reach at all
there are plenty of opportunities to call our fanbase out for having a sense of entitlement. So many in fact you don’t need to bother looking for it where it doesn’t exist.
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by Section 312 on Jul 28, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
This is a failed premise, as my second favorite team is Chicago. But that’s probably because they have been my dad’s team since 1962. I not only wore a Dustin Byfuglien jersey during the entire Cup last year with him (he dawned a Keith Magnuson jersey), I celebrated with him all night when the ’Hawks clinched.
Anyway, I hate Colorado, Detroit, and any team Zdeno Chara is loitering on.
From least hated to most
3. The new LA Kings – this rivalry is shaping up to be a good one. Doughty gets all cocky whenever he plays us. Brown is like Kesler is 29 other teams: tough to play against, gifted scorer and leader.
2. Anaheim Ducks – their big line is regarded as the “best line in today’s hockey.” Getzlaf and Perry are total thugs. Bobby Ryan is getting closer to thuggery after skate stomping incident last playoffs.
1. Chicago Blackhawks – nuff said.. this might be one of the biggest rivalries since the lockout.
Fuck the Flames.
That is all.
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I used to be anti-Ovechkin but he seemed to play a lot less dirty last year than the previous year. I didn’t really see too many of his games but I don’t think he was suspended. Of course his numbers dipped last year though so maybe he should go back to his old style of playing.
I get the feeling
he’s just a big oversized kid.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jul 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
same
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by Sean Zandberg on Jul 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This
I don’t think Ovie is malicious or anything (maybe the odd time when he gets pissed off). I think he just genuinely enjoys running around and having fun on the ice.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
bahaha
he’s the Tommy Lee of hockey.
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Too much hate - I LOVE HOCKEY.
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PS – I dont hate the Flames (I pity them)
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I find it hard to hate any team
even the hawks. That being said, Boston and Chicago REALLY piss me off at times, as do a lot of fans out there.
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Chicago
A million time Chicago. With their BS bandwagon fans and their arrogance and their “Chelsea Dagger”
I live in Calgary, love that rivalry and am no Flames fans, but Chicago is just the absolute worst.
Someone needs to find Chicago’s director of event presentation and put a dagger through his heart.
by meetyourmako on Jul 28, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
fucking penguins
for reasons you can guess. they should not exist, they were bankrupt, they are only relevent and sell tickets if they have a lemieux or a crosby.
but most i hate them because of the finals. max talbot slashing datsyuk’s injured left foot and when interviewed and asked if it was just an accident he just smirked and went “oh yeah” claiming he was going for the puck… five feet away.
franzen getting punched in the head disguised as an open ice hit after returning from a head injury. malkin not getting an instigator and suspension for fighting in the final minutes of a blowout.
yeah, 09 still hurts ;)
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