Doc Holliday: I'm dyin', how are you?

Wyatt Earp: Pretty much the same. 

Vancouver was flirting with disaster putting Boston on the PP to begin with, but when you're scoring beautiful shorthanded goals on top of that, it's probably not your night. Vancouver looks gassed, aided by the fact they're handing Boston an odd man rush every 30 seconds.

Canucks will need to extract a positive out of this somehow. Twenty minutes to make it respectable or let this game slide into an epic facepalm. Let's see what their choice is.

Coconuts? GO!