Bruins At Canucks Game 2 Preview: Time Moving Slow, The Minutes Seem Like Hours
by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Print| BRUINS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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| Time | Sat. 5:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, NBC, RDS |
| Series | 1-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
1-0 Canucks |
| The Enemy | Stanley Cup Of Chowder, Days Of Y'Orr | Scoring Leaders | H. Sedin: 2-19-21 Krejci: 10-7-17 |
| Bruins |
Category | Canucks |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 3 |
| 5-4 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
8-3 |
| +12 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +5 |
| 3.05 (6) |
Goals Per Game | 2.68 (9) |
| 2.42 (2) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.42 (2) |
| 1.68 (1) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.11 (5) |
| 7.5 (14) |
Power Play % |
25.8 (3) |
| 81.2 (8) |
Penalty Kill % |
82.0 (6) |
| 32.1 (6) |
Shots Per Game | 31.4 (7) |
| 33.6 (12) |
Shots Against Per Game | 31.8 (9) |
| 88.9 (2) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 81.8 (3) |
| 6-2 |
Record When Leading After 1 | 5-2 |
| 3-4 |
Record When Trailing After 1 | 3-2 |
| 6-0 |
Record When Leading After 2 | 8-1 |
| 476 (3) |
Hits | 626 (1) |
| 281 (3) |
Blocked Shots |
273 (4) |
| 52.5 (3) |
Faceoffs % | 50.0 (6) |
| 12.1 (9) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
15.1 (12) |
| NHL.com |
I really didn't know what to expect in Game 1 beyond the goalie battle that came to fruition.
What surprised me: The massive amounts of penalties, the lack of discipline by the players, and both teams going "oafer" on the man advantage. What also surprised me was the amount of hostility that happened so early between the 2 teams. This is going to be an awesome series. So much for the Canucks turning the other cheek though, hey?
What I hated: A lack of 5 on 5 play. No flow to the game. Burrows biting Bergeron (stick to playing hockey, Burr...geez!). Hamhuis smokes Lucic and hurts himself. Krejci gives Dan the crosscheck while the Hammer is going down in pain. I hated the Canucks' inability to penetrate the Bruins box on the power play. TWSS.
What I liked: Luongo. The late goal by Torres. The Bruins' repeated PP failures (they look absolutely mind-f****d when up a man). Chara screening Lou is a joke. The Canucks' physicality was great. Aaron Rome was solid as was the rest of the D in general. I thought the Bruins collapsed well in front of Thomas, which was a factor of mine heading into this series: one shot gets through and there's 3 guys there to clear the rebound because Timmy gives up a lot of them. As was mentioned, in the Bruins - Lightning series the team that won in the faceoff department won every game. Well the Bruins were better than us in that area in Game 1 and still lost.
What I expect in Game 2: Much of the same. The Bruins are going to sit back like fiends and wait for the Canucks to turn it over again..mostly. I expect the rough stuff to continue and a lot of penalties as a result. I expect another low-scoring close game. I also expect Chara to be put back on the point and for that to make a huge positive difference for the Bruins. Also: loved the play of Mason Raymond in Game 1. Is he about to cash in?
Thank you sweet god that there are no more 2 day breaks between the next few of games. YEESH.
LINKS / NEWS
-Yankee Canuck posted every link you need to check out on Friday.
-Even though Manny Malhotra practiced with the team Friday, including PK drills, Alain Vigneault still lists him as day-to-day. Sure we could use Manny in the faceoff circle but I have to tip my hat again to Maxim Lapierre, who I thought looked super and pesty on that 3rd line center position. Let's just say the solid play of Lappy doesn't make me hold my breath on a Money return, or have me pining for it, except for the obvious boost it would give the Canucks.
-Canucks recall their favorite Stanley Cup moments growing up (The Vancouver Sun)
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins
Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Jeff Tambellini-Alex Bolduc-Victor Oreskovich
BRUINS
Milan Lewcheech-David Kraychee-Nathan Hoe-tonne
Brad Marchand-Patrice "He bit me" Bergeron-Mark Recchi
Michael Ryder-Chris Kelly-Tyler Seguin
Daniel "Pie, eh?" Paille-Gregory "Hi daddy!" Campbell-Rich "So They Packed Up All Their Bags And They Moved To" Peverley
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer (except for Ed Willies)
Tim Thomas
#30 / Goalie / Boston Bruins
5-11
201
Apr 15, 1974
Profile: Flopper, show-stopper, floor mopper
Tim Thomas
#30 / Goalie / Boston Bruins
5-11
201
Apr 15, 1974
Profile: Flopper, show-stopper, floor mopper
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Roberto Luongo. Only 4 goals against in his last 3 games. LUUUUUUUUUU!!
-Henrik Sedin: 10 assists in his last 5 games.
-Daniel Sedin: 4 assists in his last 3 games.
-Alexandre Burrows: 3 goals and 3 assists in his last 6.
-Ryan Kesler: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 3 games.
-Kevin Bieksa: 4 goals and 1 assist in his last 5.
-Sami Salo: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 3.
COLD
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal and no assists in his last 11.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 28. (benched)
-Victor Oreskovich: 0 points in his last 15.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 28 games.
-Cody Hodgson: 0 points in his last 10 games with very limited ice time. (benched)
BRUINS
HOT
-Tim Thomas: Only 1 goal against in his last 2 games. Eiieee!!
-Nathan Horton: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games.
-David Krejci: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 4.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Mikael Samuelsson: surgery, out for playoffs.
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, day-to-day
-D Dan Hamhuis: ankle (?), day-to-day
BRUINS
-F Marc Savard: concussion, out for season
-F Trent Whitfield: achilles surgery. Sound familiar?
VIDEO
Game 1 Highlights:
Hammer time! (Followed by injury unfortunately):
Imma guess this guy never gets laid:
Best commercial ever?
The sound of jubilation in Vancouver after Raffi Torres sinks the Bruins in Game 1:
And here is Granville Street after the Game 1 win:
The title of this post is brought to you by Metallica "Ride The Lightning":
Hat tip to Yankee Canuck for this one:
"The Price is Wrong, Bitch!" (nice work, @darthchilli!)
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3-1 Nucks
Kesler FTW
and oh my what is Shamu doing to gentle Ben?
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Hmm....Benedict Arnold much?
"What is icing?"
"Well, uh... icing appen when uh the puck come down... bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up."
by anActiveStick on Jun 4, 2011 1:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Gasp! And he was a general too, just like stacie is a high ranking…OMG…OMG…you might be right!
We always viewed her as a fifth columnist around here, and then she became a double agent…so maybe traitor is not totally accurate. ;-)
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
Haha.. not even close to an double agent… we much prefer, ambassador?
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
ambassador
I like that and technically I am just keeping up foreign relations :)
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Hey I never said I wasn't pulling for the Canucks to win.
I’m just not singing it to the rafters over on SCH. I really didn’t feel like getting raked over the coals. I know where to pick my battles.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
OH
THEY GON’ FIND YOU
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Daniel “Pie, eh?”
Glorious
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
2-1 Canucks
Keslord GWG.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
So far its
Twitch, Canuck_gal, JJ and I.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
possibly
twitch’s g/f as well…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Possibly
Twitch’s girlfriend too.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe put up a fan post chuckles
also, what time u gonna be there? send me an email to twitchy67 at google’s mail and i’ll pop u back my number, u can sms me if u want.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Just sent you an email
so far it sounds like its going to be:
Canuck_gal
JJ
Twitch
Twitch’s girlfriend
Ryan Classic
Alix Wright from Canucks Hockey Blog
and me
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
4-1 Canooks
Mr Kesler with the GWG as the special teams ( power play esp, but I might even try for prophet status and say a shorty too.
Bruins can put Chara back there, it does not seem to matter right now. Their PP may make a kaboom at some point, but its the Canuck PP that makes a bigger boom this time.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
3-2 Nucks, Juice
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
cheers!
drink some 8 dollar beer for us!
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks...
I’ll pick Bitey McBurrows for the win… And a puck ricocheting off of Chara’s caber for the empty netter…
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
My surprise buttsechs picture made FP!
Thanks for putting it up, took me a good 10 minutes to sub in the brown bear for the Blackhawk with Microsoft Paint.
Hey! Thanks for the image! I didn’t know if you made it or pilfered it :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
At least I can take credit for the horrifying looking bear! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lucky!
Sean never steals my images. ;)
(just kdding Sean! I vow I will continue to try until one day I make a photoshop worthy enough to swipe)
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥
(also ♥Coyotes♥, but shhh, they're sleeping right now!)
I think you already have made several! Yesterday I was running outta time and picked the butthurt one because I knew where it was. You do excellent work!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 4, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Boston's PK is different than SJ's...
and no matter how much you prepare for it in advance it still takes time to adjust to on the ice. I’m hopeful that the PP will continue to produce like it has so far during the playoffs.
As I’ve mentioned in other threads, having Manny back just for the initial faceoff on a PK will be a huge boost. Boston’s main problem on the PP has been getting set up in the offensive zone off the rush. If they win the initial draw, they don’t have to worry about gaining the zone.
I’m gonna have a house full of women that my girlfriend works with.
God help me.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
are they hot?
if not, it appears he already has…
<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
One of them is.
If God helping me is bringing unattractive ladies to my house, I don’t wanna know what him hurting me is. :(
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
he's helping you
stay faithful! Isn’t he nice?
<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I’ve no problem there.
But if God wants to hurt me by putting attractive ladies in my home, then I’m gonna have to be bad.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
cutting off your nose
to spite someone else’s face?
<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I was thinking of something like bribing Chuckles to sign me to an even more lucrative Nucks Misconduct contract. Or whoever the GM was that he appointed.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Semi is the GM
but I ultimately make all the calls. You get 4 years, 4 mill each. You’re a steal as our 2C.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I forget how much I made before, but 4m for 4 years must qualify as greed, right? I’ll take it!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
That’s what Stafford got! Consider yourself his equivalent.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
by Vancouverguy on Jun 3, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
You were making 5.3 mill before. You took a discount for the better of the team. /highfives Semi
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit. That really isn’t a sin then.
Guess I’ll have to go around towel-whipping teammates in the locker room.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Missy, 87,
Spriteofice and Sunshine and Lollipops might not appreciate that.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
CC, please tell me
the girls and I have a separate locker room….
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Ive made
arrangements for this.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
2C?
Shifty seems to be a much more effective 3C. Shuts down the opposition’s top attacks here and trolls them off their game.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
LOLOLOL
Spriteofice is the 3C, I’ll have to move her up.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd go for that.
I’ll take a hometown discount if it’s needed. For the betterment of the team!
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Give
this woman an ‘A’!
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOO WINNING IS ALL THAT MATTERS!!! GO CANUCKS!!!!!! SCORE GOALS!!!!
HIT PEOPLE!!!! MAKE SAVES!!!! LUUUUU!!!!!!!
YEAH WIN WIN WIN JUST WIN WIN WIN OH GOD I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4-1, Daniel
<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
You were the only person to guess 1-0 last game..plus it was 1-0 Canucks too yet. Well done!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yay for me!!!
go ’nucks go!
so going by your logic… i should guess 2-0 this game, 3-0 the next, and 4-0 the one after?
Logically, Lou isn’t going to shut the Bruins out all series. But wouldn’t that be a beautiful thing if he did?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 4, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
2-1 Raymond
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
[III] WINS TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!
Another convert
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
In that case I should make more!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t hate the Bruins either. Except Bergeron. Whiny little ____________
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This may have been posted before..
I’ve been falling behind on my reading.. so bear with me if it’s been posted before, but this video of a “Bruins Fan” is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxu2-Ts4AWM&feature=aso
“Come to think of it.. I’m pretty sure the Boston Bruins are completely fucked.”
3-2 Keslord.
fanpost was already up
but thanks anyways
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
psst...
Coffee is scheduled to brew at 8am. I missed you guys too :)
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
You dine with LeBrun, you mingle with Botch, you’ve made it! So nice of you to not forget about us! ;P
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 3, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
I am now and will always a be NM’er. And damn proud of it.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
So who have you rubbed shoulders with lately? Do tell!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs Waachcast
:p
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
FOILED AGAIN!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Twitter.
..and Malt Liquor.
A match made in heaven
by Shand on Jun 3, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There’s a story here and it’s clear you want to tell it. Continue.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
When Yankee Canuck
sees this its going to be awkward.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What? I am full on and ready for hard dock. Over.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Jun 4, 2011 4:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
Did I ever read that wrong the first time.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
HA
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I actually read it correctly. I’m so proud of myself. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
2-0 Canucks
Keslord with the opener and the game winner
2-1 Canucks
Kesler
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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
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Hamhuis will play
He will play. He’ll play on crutches. And he’ll play at Rogers Arena!
\o/
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
Do you know something we don’t??? :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not playing. NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 3, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Any nucks fans in Wenatchee, Washington?
Heading out in your general direction for work for a few days, thought I’d ask.
Anyway….Bruins 5 Canucks 4 for game 2. Flipped a coin and your boys lost. Even though game 1 was a legitimate goalie duel, and not just because of the lack of flow, I’m getting a “floodgates about to let loose” vibe.
Granted, it might just be gas, but then again, it might be Zdeno Chara with the game winning goal.
Eat 'em up, Tigers!
4-2 Not Boston, first-line Ginger winger.
xiii
u cray cray. Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on Jun 4, 2011 1:15 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
4-2
MayRay. I’ve been hating on him all playoffs, but he looked great last game. only a matter of time (I hope). 4th goal is a glorious empty netter.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
2-1 Nucks
No barn burners this series.
Hoff GWG.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
2-1 Canucks, Kesler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
3-2 Canucks, Higgins
I don’t think I see the B’s leaving their defensive shell until about halfway through the game.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
2-1 Canucks
Dank GWG
Get one PP goal, and the rest will follow.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
THOSE PHOTOS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
4-2 Nucks Dank
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
3-2 Canooks
AMFHLB FTW!
TAKE THIS ONE, FUCKERS!
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
HL
Hannibal Lector? Niiiccceee. Might borrow that sometime. I like how you think!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
3-0/Danny
As Lou pitches the 2nd of four no hitters on his way to meeting Mr. Smythe and Lord Stanley.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
Good luck tonight Western Conference! And I have a stupid lame-ass wedding to go to instead of watching the game. Would anyone consider texting me the play by play so I won’t be missing the action? :)
(a girl can dream huh?)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
4-1 Vancouver
Daniel-san ftw. ference tries to crosscheck henrik but misses and ends up sticking his stick up his own ass, much to everyone’s delight.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Nope. Penalty to Vancouver for indirectly causing bodily harm to a Boston player. And also for deking a Bruin out of his jock.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
by Vancouverguy on Jun 4, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
So plausible
its scary
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
hey vancouverguy
i know yer getting wisdoms out, but seriously, u should come out anyways…u don’t need to drink u know, or if u did it might numb the pain. I got my wisdoms out several years ago and played a gig that night. I didn’t sing though…heh…didn’t wanna accidentally spit blood at the audience…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Still dont’ trust me enough to drive and what not, and I still cant yell/scream properly yet. No point in watching a game if I can’t drunken-scream at the tv!
Thanks for the offer Twitch, I cant make it though.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
by Vancouverguy on Jun 4, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe
If their balls were big enough, the jocks would stay put. Just sayn
Mate of Waachcast/smartass/A MF Burrows lover.
by MrsWaachcast on Jun 4, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
oh zing!
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
by Vancouverguy on Jun 4, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We’ve all seen how MGGM’s state of the art additions (sleep doctor, diet adherence, etc..) have made the team superior to their opponents in terms of conditioning, both mentally and physically. This has resulted in the Canucks whupping their opponents asses in the third period of games all season and in the playoffs. It happened against the Bruins in game 1 and it wouldn’t surprise me if that trend continues during the SCF. We’ll see…..
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
Ah, finally somebody says something! :)
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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jun 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
people
will have heart attacks if that happens.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
those are the good heart attacks though!
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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!
by Sean Zandberg on Jun 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
2-1 Canucks
Ballard….umm…wait……Lapierre GWG.
A thank you to those of you who went SCH yesterday and calmed things down. Too much hate between us and them. It’s hockey….not life and death.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
Oh Wow! Manny is gonna play tonight??
The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Just four more wins Canucks....four more wins...
On Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on Jun 4, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
For real?
Quit screwing with us, Canucks management.
Manny’s in for real?
"I'm a lover, not a biter" - Alex Burrows
THIRTEEN down, THREE to go.
Ed Willies
Small point but I think Ed Willies is one of those who confuses being negative with being critical.
You can cry a million tears
You can wait a million years
If you think that time will change your ways
Don't wait too long
Heading down to St Augustines now
So far the list of who is coming is:
Canuck_Gal
JJ
Twitch
Twitch’s girlfriend
Ryan Classic
Alix Wright from Canucks Hockey Blog
If anyone else is coming just hit up Canuck_Gal at twitter.com/canuck_gal to let us know.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Have fun!
Can’t come due to family obligations, but have a blast.
Coconuts Go!
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
3--2 Canucks
KesLord GWG
Woohoo! Let’s Go Canucks!!!
The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Just four more wins Canucks....four more wins...
On Twitter as PensFanInDenver
I'll be at a bar tonight...
… But i’ll be watching.
Coconuts Go!
Only half a year 'til Opening Night! ... *Sigh!*
by ICanSeeForIslesAndIsles on Jun 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Sitting at
St augustines with chuckles, Canuck gal, jj Canuck and jj’s friend April. No ones fallen over yet.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jun 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Ok
I just stood up and almost fell down though… Heh
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jun 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sitting at
St augustines with chuckles, Canuck gal, jj Canuck and jj’s friend April. No ones fallen over yet.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jun 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
But someone has double posted!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Heh
Stupid iPhone
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jun 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Canucks 3-1
Raymond = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Why
Is the Game taking so long to start. I can’t handle the pressure anymore
Boston is deep, talented and deserves to be playing for the Stanley Cup. But Vancouver simply is better.
Return of the Champ
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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