NHL Awards Open Thread & Predictions
by missy on Jun 22, 2011 9:06 AM PDT
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PrintThe NHL awards are tonight, so I was thinking many of you would like to give your prediction wizardry hats one more wear before the summer. Here's what you need to do: go into the comments in this post, and list who you think will win each award. The person who gets the most awards right win. The prize is bragging rights. Here are the nominees:
- Hart (MVP, voted by press): Daniel Sedin, Corey Perry, Martin St. Louis
- Vezina (best goalie): Roberto Luongo, Tim Thomas, Pekka Rinne
- Norris (best defenceman): Zdeno Chara, Shea Weber, Nicklas Lidstrom
- Calder (best rookie): Michael Grabner, Logan Couture, Jeff Skinner
- Lady Byng (sportsmanship): Loui Eriksson, Martin St. Louis *, Nicklas Lidstrom
- Selke (best defensive forward): Pavel Datsyuk*, Ryan Kesler, Jonathan Toews
- Jack Adams (best coach): Alain Vigneault, Dan Bylsma, Barry Trotz
- Masterton (coming back from tough obstacles): Ray Emery, Daymond Langkow, Ian Laperriere
- Lindsay (MVP, voted by players): Corey Perry, Daniel Sedin, Steven Stamkos
- Messier (leadership): Zdeno Chara, Nicklas Lidstrom, Shane Doan
- Foundation (community work): Dustin Brown, Mike Green, Daniel and Henrik Sedin
Put your prediction in the comments by the time the awards show starts tonight at 4:00pm PST. Good luck.
* Won the award last year.
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(in order)…. Sedin, Thomas, Lidstrom, Skinner, Lidstrom, Datsyuk, Dylsma, Ray Emery, Stamkos, Lidstrom, Green
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by thebreakawaygoal on Jun 21, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
would you mind listing them the way Semi did below?
much easier to keep track that way.
thanks :)
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Hart – Perry
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Skinner
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – Sedins
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Guessing....
I don’t know many of these guys, but I didn’t do too bad in the office playoff pool, so what the hell.
Let the random NHL Awards Guessing commence.
Hart (MVP, voted by press): Daniel Sedin
Vezina (best goalie): Roberto Luongo. Thank god for regular season voting. Anyone but Timmah!
Norris (best defenceman): Shea Weber(‘s beard)
Calder (best rookie): Logan Couture (name I recognize)
Lady Byng (sportsmanship): Nicklas Lidstrom
Selke (best defensive forward): Ryan Kesler
Jack Adams (best coach): Alain Vigneault
Masterton (coming back from tough obstacles): Daymond Langkow (who are these guys? I don’t even know. Totally random guess)
Lindsay (MVP, voted by players): Daniel Sedin
Messier (leadership): Nicklas Lidstrom
Foundation (community work): Daniel and Henrik Sedin
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
lol I was totally going to do a post like this :)
Hart – Daniel Sedin
Vezina – Tim Thomas (would love Lu to win but I think Thomas’ S% will put him over the top)
Norris – Shea Webber (anyone but Chara)
Calder – Jeff Skinner
Lady Byng – Nicklas Lidstrom
Selke – Ryan Keslord :)
Jack Adams – Alain Vigneault
Masterton – Ray Emery (would Manny be eligible next year?)
Lindsay – Daniel Sedin
Messier – Niklas Lidstrom
Foundation – Daniel and Henrik Sedin :)
Sprinking of love for the Nucks this year...
Hart – Sedin (Perry’s burst near the end no match for Dank’s regular season ahem consistency)
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Grabner (the one that got away; hope Ballard pans out next season or that trade will hurt even more)
Byng – Lidstrom
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Coach V, for having to do so much juggling on the blueline and still landing the franchise’s first President’s Trophy)
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Stamkos (does anyone not on his line even LIKE Perry let alone respect him?)
Messier – Doan (for making sure the shitshow around the ‘Yotes didn’t undo the team on the ice)
Foundation – Sedins (but I confess I’m uneducated about why the other two are candidates)
Hart – Perry
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Skinner
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Laperriere
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Doan
Foundation – Sedins
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Bah
I copied Semi’s formatting and then changed them up a bit. This is my actual list:
Hart – Perry Sedin
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Skinner
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Laperriere
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Doan
Foundation – Sedins
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Way to crib my selections!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Uh … yeah I did the same thing. You just made it easier than us having to type it all out. :)
GO SHARKS!
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Hart – Sedin (please just not Perry)
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Couture
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Datsyuk
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin (again, no to Perry)
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – Brown
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Okay what the hell
Is with the autoplaying ads? This is going to be annoying
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I wish we had control over that but we don’t. Sorry
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I know you guys don't
I’m just expressing my displeasure to the world
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Hart – Sedin
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Skinner
Lady Byng – Lidstrom
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Chara
Foundation – Sedins
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Hart – Waach’cast (SCF Behind the scenes FTW!)
Vezina – VanCityDan
Norris – Section 312 (He’s often kinda defensive…bazinga!)
Calder – Canuck_gal (she’s a rookie…)
Byng – Missy (duh)
Selke – Kesler (cuz really, that ones a given)
Jack Adams – Yankee Canuck
Masterton – Section 312 (a self ban is similar to an injury, no?)
Lindsay – Chuckles Canuckles
Messier – Sean Zandberg
Foundation – Zandberg/yankee
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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 22, 2011 8:32 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
don't feel too bad...
i got shutout myself, and I wrote the shit!
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Well at least you put me with my pal Messier :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
it was about
leadership, not about destroying a team/fan-base’s morale.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 22, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I know. That’s how I took it. I was a big Messier fan back in the day.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
2 awards
I cleaned up big time!!!!
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
u best ask the gm for a bonus…
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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 22, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
the Byng suits me.
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Okay, so we didn't win the Cup this year, but we're only a few tweaks away from the win next year....
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 22, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hart – Perry
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Grabner
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – The Brothers Sedin
Going off the board with Grabner. None of the NY votes will be going his way, but he deserves it for where he started and where he ended up this season. Great story and a great guy.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 22, 2011 8:40 AM PDT reply actions
Heh. Is it still a homer pick if we pick the guy who's not with us anymore?
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
I guess?
Just because he was cheering for us too, instead of hating on the team like some other former Canucks. He’s a classy guy.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 22, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed on all counts, don't know if he would have broken out here like he did with NYI.
But I’m happy for him, things worked out for the best for Grabner.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Yeah
i’m kind of tired of the ‘one that got away’ comments about grabs. He was great, and he’s doing what we all and management knew he could…but there was nowhere to put him here. If he’d stayed he would have done mostly nothing here, and would most likely be not in the running for the Calder. In Vancouver he was a victim of no space for his talents, and let’s face it, that’s a nice problem to have. Rookie of the year for a forward like him requires him to be on a team where he’s not sitting behind two sedins, a keslord, a mr everything and stoner swede that shoots from anywhere.
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I’m sure he’s happy that he’s gonna get paid too since his talents wouldn’t have been noticed here. That can’t hurt. And he seems to like NY, but that might just be because he seems like a positive guy.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 22, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh.
* Hart: Corey Perry
* Vezina: Tim Thomas
* Norris: Shea Weber
* Calder: Michael Grabner
* Lady Byng: Martin St. Louis
* Selke: Ryan Kesler
* Jack Adams: Barry Trotz
* Masterton: Ray Emery
* Lindsay: Steven Stamkos
* Messier: Shane Doan
* Foundation : Daniel and Henrik Sedin
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Pick me!
Hart – Perry
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Couture
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – Sedins
"You're wrong. You know how I know. Because I just told you." ~ me
Perry wins hart, Daniel wins Lindsay. Kesler gets Selke.
Still can’t believe Rome didn’t get nominated for Norris. Or Jack Adams.
That ones
A tie with Raffi
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 2:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
ok a real one
still pissed off tho…
Hart – St Louis <—I believe that Daniel and Corey Doucherocket will end up splitting their votes.
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Couture <—- (although, I’d prefer grabs)
Lady Byng – St Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Vigneault
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Doan
Foundation – Sedins
"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
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BTW
I’ve changed this to be the open thread for tonight. Keep all this award shit honors in one area.
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Stop trying to contain us!
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lol
coaching…
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Color me extraordinarily jaded in awards that aren’t, you know, that one we didn’t get.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 22, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
srsly; there’s not a night on the nhl calendar that i care about less.
by Passive Voice on Jun 22, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
All star game?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
At least the All Star
game contains people in equipment playing a form of hockey. That gives it a very, very slight edge for me over the nothingness that is the awards.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The ASG skills competition has more relevancy to the game of slappitypuck IMO
than the actual ASG.
And I would argue that even if the awards mean very little in the long run, there’s still some emotional investment for the fans (and the players) even if it’s of the “WHY DIDN’T MY PLAYER WIN OMGWTFBBQ RAEG CONSPIRACY” variety. That’s what tilts it in the other direction for me.
The ASG? Who remembers who won or any player’s stat line in that game two days after?
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
I would tend to agree.
Although, I do remember Chara’s slap shot. Oh, and while he didn’t win anything for it, seeing Ovechkin trip on that cord was quite memorable.
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
Maybe you are right
maybe most fans care if their players win awards. I don’t so awards night for me is the epitome of pointless.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if
the players wore evening gowns and were ripped to shreds by Joan Rivers it would be more fun.
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
…people in equipment playing a form of hockey.
I did literally LOL.
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
Except the Awards night did produce this gem.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that was a winner there.
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Okay, so we didn't win the Cup this year, but we're only a few tweaks away from the win next year....
um, i think this post might get too crowded, with all the predictions in here.
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Okay, so we didn't win the Cup this year, but we're only a few tweaks away from the win next year....
Just for fun
Hart – Daniel Sedin
(I’ll take him over St Louis)
Vezina – Tim Thomas
(Want Luongo, but it’ll probably be Thomas)
Norris – Shea Weber
(He deserves it)
Calder – Jeff Skinner
(Either him or Couture, but Skinner probably with the edge)
Lady Byng – Martin St. Louis
(I never did understand this trophy)
Selke – Ryan Kesler
(His year, finally the defense AND offense as a forward)
Jack Adams – Dan Bylsma
(Considering they didn’t have Sydney or Malkin he did a darn good job)
Masterton – Daymond Langkow
(Come back from serious spinal injury)
Lindsay – Daniel Sedin
(Stamkos faded down the stretch and Perry… really?)
Messier – Shane Doan
(No clue)
Foundation – Daniel and Henrik Sedin
(These guys do a lot for the community)
Probably done with bias but hey, could be this way!
Hart – Sedin
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Grabner
Lady Byng – St.Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – AV
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Stamkos
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – Sedins
Totally copped the formatting from Semi....
Hart – Dank
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Skinner
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – Sedins
I’m surprised so many thought Lidstrom will win the Norris. Can you win the Norris with a horrible +/-? Weber’s been the best Dman in the league this season, imo.
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I think Weber deserves it, but I think Lidstrom is going to win. I think the voting would have been swayed with many thinking this would be his final season so they’d be a bit sentimental about the vote.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 22, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Selke
If Jonathan Toews wins, he should be ashamed – his team mate is Bolland
If Ryan Kesler wins, he should be ashamed, his team mate Malhotra
If Pavel Datsyuk wins, he should be ashamed, he owes Kesler a few.
Hart: Daniel Sedin, Corey Perry, Martin St. Louis
Vezina: Roberto Luongo, Tim Thomas, Pekka Rinne
Norris: Zdeno Chara, Shea Weber, Nicklas Lidstrom
Calder: Michael Grabner, Logan Couture, Jeff Skinner
Lady Byng: Loui Eriksson, Martin St. Louis, Nicklas Lidstrom
Selke: Pavel Datsyuk, Ryan Kesler, Jonathan Toews
Jack Adams: Alain Vigneault, Dan Bylsma, Barry Trotz
Masterton: Ray Emery, Daymond Langkow, Ian Laperriere
Lindsay: Corey Perry, Daniel Sedin, Steven Stamkos
Messier: Zdeno Chara, Nicklas Lidstrom, Shane Doan
Foundation: Dustin Brown, Mike Green, Daniel and Henrik Sedin
xv. Damn.
tweet tweet
Well that’s just a really confusing way to go about it!
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Why not?
Hart (MVP, voted by press): Daniel Sedin (Please not Corey Perry)
Vezina (best goalie): Tim Thomas (sigh)
Norris (best defenceman): Nicklas Lidstrom
Calder (best rookie): Logan Couture (bit of a toss-up)
Lady Byng (sportsmanship): Martin St. Louis (always the bridesmaid, never the bride)
Selke (best defensive forward): Ryan Kesler (worth it for his acceptance speech alone)
Jack Adams (best coach): Dan Bylsma (sorry AV)
Masterton (coming back from tough obstacles): Ray Emery
Lindsay (MVP, voted by players): Daniel Sedin (see comment above)
Messier (leadership): Shane Doan (although it could easily be Lidstrom)
Foundation (community work): Daniel and Henrik Sedin
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions
Hart: Daniel Sedin,
Vezina: Tim Thomas,
Norris: Nicklas Lidstrom
Calder: Logan Couture
Lady Byng: Martin St. Louis
Selke: Ryan Kesler
Jack Adams: Dan Bylsma
Masterton: Ray Emery
Lindsay: Daniel Sedin
Messier: Nicklas Lidstrom
Foundation: Daniel and Henrik Sedin
"Proceeds go to a translator for Alex Burrows."
-Bieksa on Ryan Kesler's clothing line.
Hart – Daniel Sedin
Vezina – Tim Thomas
Norris – Shea Weber
Calder – Jeff Skinner
Lady Byng – Loui Eriksson
Selke – Ryan Kesler
Jack Adams – Dan Bylsma
Masterton – Ray Emery
Lindsay – Corey Perry
Messier – Zdeno Chara
Foundation – Daniel and Henrik Sedin
…keep in mind this isn’t who I would have voted for most of these. For starters, Perry is the MVP, not Daniel. Sorry, fellers.
Hart – Kane, as always, eight’s are crazy
Vezina – Turco, for running a bookie operation from the Hawks bench
Norris – Scott, won the 3 games he dressed for against Vancouver. Was solid in those 3min/game
Calder – Leddy, a puck moving machine who thinks the best defense is a good offense
Lady Bing – Bolland, truly an altar boy on skates
Selke – by a hair over Kesleeerrr, Toews
Jack Adams – Mike Haviland (got the hawks on a crucial winning streak after their play forced Quenville to be hospitalized.)
Masterton – Kane (recovered from recurring bouts of the Irish flu all season long. A courageous player.)
Lindsay – Scott – because he’d kick their ass if he found out who didn’t vote for him
Messier – Keith, for finally realizing you have to give a damn in time for the playoffs. A great example for future Blackhawk Stanley Cupper’s
Foundation – Kaner, for his charity work with the barfly’s not only in Chi-town, but in all NHL cities.
JK of course. I didn’t get a chance to voice my condolences after the heartbreak in Game seven. Congrats on a great year. only two teams in the NHL get to play hockey in June – cherish that. I will look foward to hating all of you again next season.
“It was fun for awhile
There was no way of knowing
Like a dream in the night
Who can say where were going
No care in the world
Maybe I’m learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning,
More than this nothing – Roxy Music (lyrics followed by the most exquisite guitar lead ever recorded by Phil Manzanera)
Boooooo. I thought you’ve changed for the better, but I see you will never change your ways.
Come on… no love for Campoli? Campoli for Foundations. For giving away your playoff aspirations.
And you can’t even pretend to be a proper hater. Get it right! Haters spell it as Kessler.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 22, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks wardrums, it was nice to have you drop by. I’ve always enjoyed your perspective.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 22, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Kesleeerrr
I was trying to get Kesler to rhyme with hair. Boy, there’s three worthy candidates in that category. To the victors go the spoils so they say…
Camps
You know on that play he really wanted to shoot the puck up along the boards, but toews was on his knees in the way. Never give that puck up in the middle, right? Shoot it at the captains head next time!
Toews was down on his knees?
That makes Campoli’s gaffe even worse – Captain Marvel was already in prime shooting position!
(And I got a good chuckle out of your award winners, although you whiffed on the Hart Trophy. That should CLEARLY go to Frolik. Without his penalty shot you don’t get an injured Scheider, forcing Luongo back in!)
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
poor Lu
that was a great observation on toews.
You can place as much blame on your goaltender as you want, but to me the reason you came up short was a sputtering offense. Sure, a lot of that could be attributed to Thomas. however it just seemed like Boston slowed your attack down somehow – not as many dangerous chances. Against the Hawks it seemed the Canucks were always skating full speed into the zone while maintaining puck possession, many times 3-2. Not so much against the Bruins.
I guess all those nagging injuries played a part in it. It truly is a war out on that ice.
Heh. Just had to poke at Lu a bit; but he certainly wasn't the sole reason we lost.
The team definitely ran out of gas. For whatever reason (injuries, being out-muscled, inability to adapt game plans, inability to get to rebounds, take your pick) they didn’t get it done. I’m not putting the blame on any one man’s shoulders.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
all of the above
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hart – Corey Perry
Vezina – Tim Thomas
Norris – Niklas Lidstrom
Lady Byng – Martin St. Louis
Selke – Ryan Kesler
Jack Adams – Dan Bylsma
Masterson – Daymond Langkow
Lester B. Pearson – Daniel Sedin (I refuse to recognize the name change)
Messier – Shane Doan (Such a phoney award though!)
Foundation – Daniel and Henrik (Yay!)
Hart – Corey Perry (50 goals without Getzlaf for a good chunk of season)
Vezina – Tim Thomas (this decade’s Hasek)
Norris – Shea Weber (this is his year)
Calder – Jeff Skinner (All-Star Game coming out party)
Byng – Niklas Lidstrom (The Gentlemen’s Hockey Player)
Selke – Ryan Kesler (Third time’s the charm)
Jack Adams – Dan Bylsma (Did the most without his top 3 centres)
Masterton – Ray Emery (made the most of his appearances leading Ducks to Playoffs)
Lindsay – Daniel Sedin (best player this year)
Messier – Shane Doan (kept the Yotes focused on high performance under pressure of the team moving)
Foundation – Daniel & Henrik Sedin (Dustin Brown is a punk and Mike Green rides a Vespa, need I say more?)
The Canucks intro...
To Game 7 had a bunch of baby Canucks in it. It, like this picture, made me smile… He’s adorable. His ears stick out.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
Guesses and other stuff
Hart – Perry
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Couture
Lady Byng – Lidstrom
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Vigneault
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Sedin
Messier – Doan
Foundation – Sedins
Can someone explain what happens if a player isn’t selected in Entry Draft? Found out the son of some folks I went to high-school with is still undrafted. He had a pretty decent season in WHL this year, so wondering if he re-enters the draft (was first eligible 2 years ago), or just tries to get signed somewhere?
my guesses
Hart – Daniel (all 3 very close voting)
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Chara
Calder – Grabner
Byng – St. Louis defends title
Selke – Kesler finally dethrones Datsyuk
Jack Adams – AV
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Stamkos
Messier – Lidstrom
Foundation – Sedins
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Okay, so we didn't win the Cup this year, but we're only a few tweaks away from the win next year....
looking through last year's thread
put a funny quote from it into my sig.
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2010/6/23/1532218/nhl-awards-show-open-thread
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
also
red carpet stream now live on NHL.com homepage. they’re talking nominees right now.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
just saw Schneids and Luie arriving!
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Here goes...
Hart – Dank
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Weber
Calder – Skinner
Lady Byng – Lidstrom
Selke – KesLord
Jack Adams – Trotz
Masterton – LaPerriere
Ted Lindsay – Perry
Messier – Who cares
Foundation – Hank & Dank
Hello again friends....
Hart – Sedin
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Chara <—- Weber will get it next year and every year thereafter til you’re all dead.
Calder – Grabner
Lady Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Vigneault (hope I spelled it right)
Masterton – Emery
Ted Lindsay – Daniel Sedin
Messier – Doan (pity vote for Doan for playing for a pathetic franchise).
Foundation – Dustin Brown
And for GM of the year, which isn’t on your list, I’m thinking Stevie Y. is gonna take that one home.
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Jun 22, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
uhoh, Mohr just said he has plenty of Burrows jokes…..
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GMMG
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
he just said he doesn’t regret trading Michael, and is still happy for him.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
What did Seventeen Magazine
Readers pick for Jeff Skinner to wear??? ZOMG The suspense!
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
I win?
Hart (MVP, voted by press): Daniel Sedin
Vezina (best goalie): Tim Thomas
Norris (best defenceman): Shea Weber
Calder (best rookie): Jeff Skinner
Lady Byng (sportsmanship): Nicklas Lidstrom
Selke (best defensive forward): Ryan Kesler
Jack Adams (best coach): Alain Vigneault
Masterton (coming back from tough obstacles): Ray Emery
Lindsay (MVP, voted by players): Corey Perry
Messier (leadership): Zdeno Chara
Foundation (community work): Dustin Brown
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
(Dallascanuck, M.D., the real kind, not the Mark Recchi, M.D. kind)
Grabs
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
NHLBruins Boston Bruins
Criss Angel on the red carpet – he’s presenting the Selke.^BISH http://yfrog.com/h24iywfj
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
i know that CBC and Versus will be showing it, so CBCSports.ca should have a stream online for in Canada.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
right through this Bylsma interview, Luongo passes in behind.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
haha
Thomas interrupts the Bylsma interview
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
apparently Luie’s next.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
That's gotta be
Plenty awkward having these two teams all show up at the exact same time.
Pretty sure Chara doesn’t need his name on a pole, either.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
i actually feel sorry for Bylsma. In behind his interview, we had Luie, Kes, Thomas, Chara and Schneids all go by.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
I hope
I can catch this somewhere later. Sneak streaming at work. Have no sound.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
Lu and Schneids
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
Wow
Everyone’s all smiles when talking with Cory Schneider. Then they get all serious when talking with Lou.
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
Look at that pose
Cory is striking there. Fierce
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Kesler
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
Last minute
Hart – Perry
Vezina – Thomas
Norris – Lidstrom
Calder – Skinner
Byng – St. Louis
Selke – Kesler
Jack Adams – Bylsma
Masterton – Emery
Lindsay – Perry
Messier – Doan
Foundation – Sedins
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wtf?
CBC Television is putting it on delay for an hour again!
http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Sports/Live_Streaming/1248955900/ID=1926671167
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I'm getting it...
http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Sports/Live_Streaming/1248955900/ID=1926671167
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
try CBC halifax
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t get that on tv in Victoria…. i don’t think…..
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
Hart: Perry… ugh makes me sick
Vezina: Thomas
Norris: Weber
Calder: Skinner… but Couture should win it. Better two way player… and he’s a Shark. ;)
Byng: St. Louis
Selke: Kesler
Adams: Bylsma
Masterson: Emery
Lindsey: Perry
Messier: Lidstrom
Foundation: Sedins
Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...
GO SHARKS!
Find me on Twitter @njahoda
and you barely make the deadline.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
he’s making Vancouver pot-riot jokes.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
to be expected
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
making Burrows jokes now.
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"If the NHL ever puts a personal conduct policy in like the NFL, is there any doubt that Patrick Kane’s gonna be 1st one popped? " Hooks Orpik, during 2010 NHL awards.
He’s a comedian. That’s what they do
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Cobie
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I heard he said some stuff about Boston/Oilers/Islanders fans?
Anyone specify?
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
I can’t remember. It was forgettable!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
1/1
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me too
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I copied your list but only changed 1 thing
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to go, Dank
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A man of few
Acceptance speech words. He could go give classes for Oscar nominees.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
I liked that hey? A short little thank you and fuck you speech
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a team award
Thanks his teammates and tells him he loves them.
That’s my boy!
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Chara? Dammit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Stood Out? - Too.... many... height jokes
- Mess Award includes Playoffs?
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Well fuck if I woulda known that!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, would have voted Chara in that case. It’s a stupid award anyways. Shouldn’t be on the prediction list!
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Well it gives more chance for parity
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Messier picks his faves
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Yep!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
1/2. Chara gets the Messier Award. FU award really. A joke
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What channel?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
tv for me but try this
http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Sports/Live_Streaming/1248955900/ID=1926671167
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
CBC Halifax or else it’s an hour delay
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo buy a Starchoice dish homie
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
@kuklaskorner
Kukla’s Korner .com
Lidstrom edged Shea Weber of the Nashville Predators 736-727 in the closest race for first place since 1996
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Hamhuis got one 5th place vote
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
What about Bieksa?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Telus 33 has the awards
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Online works in Kelowna
http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Sports/Live_Streaming/1248955900/ID=1926671167
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
For Shea Weber
… but now I wonder where is Carrie Underwood
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
This awards show is a riot!
Oh teehee teehhee
Whoops..
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Has a sad
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!! The KesLord!
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Yeahhhh
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
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They aren’t doing the whole have the three guys stand together awkwardly thing this year?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Toews looked awkward enough just sitting there
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've heard he makes funny faces
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
2/3
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I think we’re only different on the Lindsay now
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yep!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Chara got the messier
Lidstrom got the Norris
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Just so everyone is completely up to date
on what is happening tonight Erik Bedard has 2 strike outs so far for the M’s who trail 1-0 in the 2nd inning.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Make that 3
strike outs. In a row.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Really thought about going to that game
but last minute things popped up.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
4 in a row
Good Canadian kid mowing guys down in DC.
A regular season game between the M’s and Nats, two teams I don’t care about, SO much more interesting than an awards show.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks Sitting behind Bruins
Who’s behind Chara?
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- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
OMG its Lou!
Well I guess he has experience trying to look around Chara
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
Between his legs mostly
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
3/4 hey Semi?
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Guesses on the NHL 12 cover?
My money’s on Thomas
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Ryan Kesler?
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
(Dallascanuck, M.D., the real kind, not the Mark Recchi, M.D. kind)
by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Better be Sedins!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sedins were on the cover last year on the Swedish version
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
So put them on the Canadian cover! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
EA Sports is in VAN, and with Kesler’s season, they have a reason to put up a Canucks player…
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
(Dallascanuck, M.D., the real kind, not the Mark Recchi, M.D. kind)
by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Kesler is NHL2k all the way
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
nevermind then
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
(Dallascanuck, M.D., the real kind, not the Mark Recchi, M.D. kind)
by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Stamkos. Nice
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he shut JR up
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So do “young” jokes..
wait..no they don’t
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
4/5
Skinner wins the Calder
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.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Well, if he can sell
Dandruff shampoo, he can be on a video game. At least, if I ever decide to buy it, the case won’t give me hives.
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Stamkos' Nose
Doesn’t look a bit out of shape
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His purple tie
Matches Lu’s purple shirt. Well played, boys. Well played.
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Nice work, boys
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were people "Luuu" ing when he went up?
or was it a ruder “boo”. I couldn’t tell through my crappy headphones.
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(and ♥Coyotes♥)
They were Luu’ing. No reason to boo him, they’re in LV.
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless they bet
on the Nucks to win the cup.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a little paranoid
with all the Vancouver-hate of late. Thanks for the confirmation. :)
This is almost making me un-sad to see all these awards.
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I’d say that’s about right
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It was Tambellini
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Well, at least he used to be in Canucks management
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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You noticed
High class operation this NHL. He and Ron Wilson look so much alike.
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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Gillis should win the GM award
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Gillis got it
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GMMG!
I would have picked him! I’m giving myself a bonus point, since he wasn’t in the categories. Haha!
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Wasn't Gillis' win for this award announced weeks ago?
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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yes!
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Always so sweaty and nervous looking
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Drunk looking :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It worked for Boris
Yelstin!!!
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He sweats Patron
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
xv. Damn.
tweet tweet
by eightyseven on Jun 22, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where are you guys getting these voting break downs?
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LAWL
twolinepass ryan lambert
curious to see where darryl sutter finished in GM award voting. #negative1000votes
xv. Damn.
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WHAT THE COLGATE FACE
xv. Damn.
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by eightyseven on Jun 22, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
boo
Mathieu Schneider
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gahhhhhh!!!!!
my internet crapped out during Mohr’s intro speech. after trying to reconnect for a half hour, I came downtown. now at a Starbucks until my shift starts at 5:30.
what all did i miss?
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Eat it Sean!
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I just ate it!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Daniel Sedin for Lindsey? Didn’t see that one coming.
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
(Dallascanuck, M.D., the real kind, not the Mark Recchi, M.D. kind)
Hasn’t thanked his brother all night long.
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Just thanked all three of his brothers
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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
saving it for the Hart..
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAH
he should say, “Henrik, you didn’t get this one!”
DANK!!!
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i would put video on, but i forgot to bring my headphones to this Starbucks.
can you give me all updates for the next 15 minutes?
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yes
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
decided to have the video going on mute.
let me know of funny lines.
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Next up, the Masterton Trophy
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WHAT
Emery got so robbed
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I agree! Having a drug problem, sleeping in for practice and being exiled to Russia is so much more worthy!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, plus that whole Avascular necrosis thing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Went 6-0 to start his season. I figure he was too good and not pitiable…
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I rec’d that shit.
Usually the case
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And
Ian Laperriere wins it
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Wow I'm bad at this. Only 1 right? Ugh.
Really thought Emery had this though.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Mason Raymond wins Masterson next year?
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if playoffs had been included, Manny would’ve had it this year.
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true that
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No way man. Jaromir Jagr! jj
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny Malhotra gets my vote.
but I would not be surprised to see them both nominated
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how come
everytime bettman speaks it sounds like a very edited audio stream? He never makes a mistake, but constantly sounds like he’s about to…tape spices everywhere.
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Bettman doesn’t make mistakes
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
what awards are left?
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Hart, Vezina
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Who got the Lady Byng?
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Brad Marchand
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TROLLOLOL
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
(Dallascanuck, M.D., the real kind, not the Mark Recchi, M.D. kind)
by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. (made me smile)
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re welcome :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hart, Vezina, Lady Byng, think that's it
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
and the Foundation Award
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
which sounds to me like it's about undergarments
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
kes win the selke?
missed that part, don’t wanna scan the thread
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Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
also did thomas win
the vez?
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not yet
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks folks
i have to start work in 15 minutes, so i’ll catch probably 2 of them.
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DORKIS?!! AHAHA
Haven’t heard that one for a long time
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that what the handshake line is for?
@simmonssteve
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So far, not a single Vancouver player has congratulated the Boston Bruins on winning the Stanley Cup. Classy.
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Fuck Boston!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
Is that like a rule? You can’t have your award you won from your awesome hockeying skillz til you give mad props to Bruins, and specifically pump Timmah’s tires.
Eff that.
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Doug Weight wins the King Clancy Award for…being old I guess
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The King Clancy Memorial Trophy is awarded annually to the National Hockey League player who best exemplifies leadership qualities on and off the ice and who has made a significant humanitarian contribution to his community.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So if we have this award why is there a Messier leadership award?
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They should have a leadership award
The Captains’ Award. Best captain voted on by all the captains. I can think of at least one brand that may want to sponsor the award.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That is an excellent idea
Of course when I hear “Captain’s award” I think of something very different. On our rowing team, the “Captain’s Award” went to the first person the Captain hooked up with.
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Because Messier guaranteed a win in Game 6 in 1994
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
for some reason, this award wasn’t included in the post at NHL.com.
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I had forgotten all about that award
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re all really mad that you missed it and the GM award. I call recount on bragging rights!
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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m down. I’m gonna lose to Semi anyway!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ah yes, the Army presentation again.
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USA USA USA USA
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So can a Canadian player win the King Clancy?
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Nevermind, I know how to google.
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
shane doan won it last year…He is Canadian right?
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Yeah, the Army presenting the award just made it seem like it would be weird for a Canadian to win it.
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but they couldn’t figure out how to get the Mountie’s horses to go up and down the aisles without stepping on somebody
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
But managed to fit in the horse’s ass to emcee.
Win it for Manny!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU SUCK AT LIFE
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
smartass :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s pumping your tires
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I hardly ever pump 87’s tires. Figured I had better start before she gets a complex
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re going to the beach? which way is it?
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que?
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She’s a wild girl. She jumps in a lake away from man made beaches.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe Marchand has pooped on TT’s equipment before. Does that count?
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess his shit is lucky
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Long Island is a wonderful place to play, Doug? ahahaa
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I don't know what to make of this quote
@reporterchris
Chris Johnston
#canucks GM Mike Gillis on UFAs: “Even though the salary cap is going up, we have players that deserve more money.”
I hope he’s only talking about the guys that are signed currently?
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I doubt it
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably RFA / UFA talk
Win it for Manny!
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It just doesn’t make that much sense to me. If he said “Even though the cap is going down/staying the same, we have players that deserve more money” it would make more sense. The cap going up shouldn’t be an “even though” for giving players more money?
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oooohh ohhhhhh
you take the loaaaaaadddd…and put it right on me…
always think of that when doug weight is mentioned for some reason.
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okay, heading to work.
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omg these two
are worse than awful dipped in shit…never let them present again.
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what is this I don't even
Real Housewives. Seriously? Really?
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥
(and ♥Coyotes♥)
Iiiinnnteresting
Sources say under Bettman’s proposal, the league will have four divisions: Pacific, Midwest, East and South. It’s believed the Detroit Red Wings and Columbus Blue Jackets would both get their wish to move to the East conference.
http://www.ottawasun.com/2011/06/22/nhl-maps-out-major-changes
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Nice! I like the sound of it
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Our travel schedule is going to improve by 80%
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure about that. Try dividing the Nhl into 4 divisions while moving Det and Cbs East.
i can see our division as:
Van,Cal,Edm,SJ,LA,Ana,Phx, Col
or
Van,Cal,Edm,Wpg,Min,Chi,Stl
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- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
My bad.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Martin St. Lewis? Damn women you dumb!
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LOL… they said “MARTIN SAINT LEWIS” instead of “MARTAN SAN LOUIE”
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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give them a break
Reading is like hard, you know?
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(and ♥Coyotes♥)
Also french names are bullshit…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
It's like they have a word for everything
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 6:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
And ONE first name isn’t good enough!! WTF!! haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
a tear just dripped from my eye
a tear of sadness…
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He shaved off most of it for charity
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess he’s a diddler in the summer months
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
holy gay porn mustache timmy!
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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 22, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ah..poor Kes’ heart looks broken seeing the Cup up there
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What JERKS
They didn’t thank the Canucks for losing! How classy!
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
actually
they did… right at the start.
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YES THANK YOU GILLIS
Gillis acknowledges need for top-six forward, multiple plans in place
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
If we can see it
then the league’s best GM can see it. In fact he can probably smell that need as well.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably realized as soon as Samuelsson went down, or even before that. I’m surprised not more was made out of the loss of Samuelsson during the playoffs.
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably cause he played
like a giant pile of feces most of the year.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And is old balls
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
And floats more
than ice.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, we get Far East Movement instead
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck is this shit??
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Muted
Is what it is
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Queen Amidela never looked better
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
How many hockey players...
You think are going OMG in reply to his “say OMG”…
I’m guessing they all have derisive looks of scorn.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
Meanwhile, their wives are gettin hot
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah, Dustin Brown
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Foundation Award goes to Dustin Brown. I guess the Twins will have to five 50 million next time
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Oh good. Half the group showed up then!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so “right now”..you know
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That was good!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
“Even Cobie Smulders shaved”
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Cobie Smulders is there?
I should have watched this shit.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Section, she was the first presenter, IIRC
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone got a pic?
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Best presenter of the night
Right here
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Unfortunately
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
who won the calder and norrises?
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Skinner and Lidstrom
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ty
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huh
didn’t know it was his job.
Gratz tho, so deserved.
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TT the first person to thank God. No wonder why he won. God hates the Canucks!
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its cuz of u
you went back on your word to put on a frock and a cross if manny played.
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Well, I don’t know about that. I mean, Mike Gillis partakes in communion 5 times a day. You think that would override my treachery!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought
he was admitting he was on steroids… :O
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Nah
Timmy is a great guy. No need for that!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Bruce Arthur said a few weeks ago that TT once said his favourite show was the O’Reilly Factor. Or maybe some other dumb uber conservative show. I had a sad.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 23, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Electroshock Therapy
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
Surprised it was that close
@kuklaskorner
Kukla’s Korner .com
Vezina- Thomas 104 votes, Rinne 84 and Luongo 33. Awarded voted on by the General Managers.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
So there are 221 GM’s in the League?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
firsts probably worth more, etc
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
sarcasm
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Does Dank win the Hart?
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Think Perry will…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Agree
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Corey Perry wins the Hart. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ROBBERY!!! Should’ve been Daniel!!!
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Corey Perry’s heroics got the Ducks to a playoff spot when they looked fucked. That makes him VERY valuable to his team
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but
he’s such a fucking douche! :P
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Well that is true!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have been Thomas
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
Agreed
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
@twolinepass
ryan lambert
remember gang, goals at the end of the season count more than the ones from the beginning. that’s just science
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"Perfect timing"
You know what’s better than perfect timing? CONSISTENCY THROUGHOUT THE REGULAR SEASON.
DINKHOLES.
xv. Damn.
tweet tweet
Daniel just plain makes everyone else better, while collecting gaudy statistics. Perry just collects gaudy statistics.
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
At a really opportune time on a borderline playoff team
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That’s just because they all hate Perry
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
Hamm next year please. Funny and yummy = win.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 23, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
fuck me.
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jay mohr and christian ehrhoff
separated at birth?
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Impossible
German’s don’t have a sense of humour.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently, from watching that
either does jay mohr? Bazinga!
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I didn't see it
but I really like Jay Mohr’s stand up. And his appearances on the Jim Rome show are always good.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
(yeah, I was just swinging at the pitch
you threw right into my breadbasket)
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Well then the next pitch
is gonna be at your head. No one takes me deep.
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 22, 2011 9:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
8/11
Not terrible. Got all the important ones right at least
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
this is perfect
Hank: Well, I won the Art Ross and the Hart. I’m MVP!
Dank: Well, I won the Art Ross and Ted Lindsey! The players think I’m the real MVP!
by Wisp on Jun 22, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
heheh, good point!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
who won the jack adams?
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(i missed everything up to the lindsey)
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Pittsburg coach.
"I think he has to be happy with his career, he did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that." - Henrik Sedin on Mike Millbury
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ah well, deserved i guess…that one was a tough one to pick
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Hard to give it to AV when his team is pretty stacked when healthy. Makes sense to give it to either Preds or Pens coach.
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by dallascanuck on Jun 22, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Best Canucks Awards night ever
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have given them all up for Hank and Dank to bring in the Cup instead of Chara and Thomas though
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Hey Section..
Just an unflattering outfit really
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Well that is sad
She’s probably still grieving. And they put her up on stage with a fat douche in a Bruins jersey. No not Tim Thomas. Some other dude. Isn’t Kevin Smith from Jersey?
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by Section 312 on Jun 22, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 22, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats to Canucks
For all the awards, with special shout out for Kesler! So happy he won.
Next year, THE CUP!!
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