Game 1 SCF Report Card ; Patience
Wow. That did not take long to get the dislike and hate going. It looked like the hitting was with purpose before Bergeron and Burrows took it up to eleven. For me, the cross check to the head of a prone and obviously helpless Dan Hamhuis by David Krejci was far more gutless, dirty, disgusting, or whatever other descriptor gets used for the Burrows / Bergeron confrontation. To each his own. Talking points for the next two days, right?
What drama with waiting until the last thirty seconds before scoring huh? Like Axl says "sometimes I get so tense, but I can't speed up the time..." I thought G'N'R were Kings fans! The Canucks did play a patient game though. They attacked when they had the chances, but were very good at thinking the game and not giving up outnumbered rushes very often. Or keeping it to the outside when they did. Or clearing rebounds or players when shots came in to prevent rebound chances.
All I know is the Canucks are now 3 wins away from ending 40 years of waiting. They played tonight like they are on a mission to end that. The Bruins will have to not sag into the trap as a default position like they did in the third to prevent that from happening. But for Tim Thomas's heroics earlier, and in the third, it would have been a higher scoring game for the Canucks. They outshot the Canucks 36 to 34, and Luongo was great, but the saves Thomas had to make were more , as they say, "ten bell saves". Both goaltenders were the story of a great Game 1. Cannot wait until Saturday.
The Canucks are now 4 and 0 in series opening games, and Luongo. apart from 2 goals against the Sharks in a 3-2 win, has had three shutouts. The Sedins were a force. The Kesler line was great, and the Lapierre line just flat out kicked ass. The defensemen were great after going down to five just 4 minutes into the second.
Think everyone was not finishing their checks? Boston won the hit count 31 to 30 tonight. Everyone finished checks like they were human missiles. Yeah, we love playoff hockey, but man, this Cup Final stuff is another level entirely!
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Those that might still harp on the Twins as possible playoff ghosts are definitely getting smaller in number. They gave the Bruins all they could handle tonight. Kudos to the Boston team for the great penalty killing ( 16 blocked shots after all the special teams time after two ) for a great job tonight. The home team did a solid job killing penalties too, but let's face it, that Bruin PP was simply not as dangerous tonight. Not to say they did not have chances, they had plenty. Just predictable ones. Or maybe it just looked that way because TimmAH makes it appear like that with his street hockey style.
Henrik Sedin was a solid frigging Swede tonight. I even saw a big hit on ( Marchand was it ) in the third that rattles the boards and sent the team the other way. In 24 shifts and 22:22 TOI ( 7:17 PP / :15 PK ), they 1st line went right at the Chara. Seidenberg duo, and whomever Claude Juilien put out ( usually the Bergeron line ) was chasing and on the back foot more often than not. That 1 hit, 1 giveaway, and only 8 for 25 on faceoffs was not a stat sheet filling night, but I liked his game. 9.1/10.
Daniel Sedin was getting to the open spots, and forced some of Thomas's best saves. In his 23 shifts and 23:01 TOI ( 7:17 PP / :08 PK ), he used Hank's passes and hard work to lead the team with 8 shots ( 2 misses ) and more that were blocked. 2 takeaways offset 2 giveaways, and he won the 1 draw he took. That 4 minute penalty for a lazy high stick to start the game did not help. 9.2/10.
Ahhh, Alexandre Burrows. Who knows. It seems some media are saying it was absolute in the bite on Bergeron, but I don't know. That video looks kinda 50/50. Regardless, like I said when it happened, that is a patented QMJHL move. Push the glove in the mouth and face, and then accuse the other guy of biting. Its a thing that works on guys like Burr that have a reputation. For what its worth, this is what was said by both
"They didn't see it," Bergeron said. "We were speaking French, me and (Burrows), and I told him, 'Why did you do that?' That linesmen speaks French, and his explanation was he said that I put my finger in his mouth and he had to do it. I'll leave it at that, but I'm sure the league is going to look at it." Burrows, who received a double minor for roughing -- Bergeron only got one minor penalty for roughing -- denied biting Bergeron."I don't think so," Burrows said. "He had his fingers in my mouth, but I don't think I bit him. He put his hand up and put it in my face and his fingers in my mouth and that's what happened." Notice the code words by Patrice bolded. Yeah, OK. I doubt a suspension happens. But that line about letting the league handle it is what everyone says. Hopefully they "look at it" for the Krejci crosscheck as well. No matter what the NBC guys say they were "shocked" by.
That aside, how did the Pincourt native do? Well, in 25 shifts and 18:53 TOI ( 2:37 PP / 2:19 PK ) included less penalty kill time, because he was in the box too much. Chompgate aside, he took a holding call on Ference that might have been a little light, and a tripping call on Thomas that was flat out wrong. They have to get clarity on that, as AV mentioned in the post game oresser. Thomas comes out all the time, and was at least three feet out of the net, and initiated the contact with Burrows that was called tripping. That was a tough one. Still, 2 blocks, 2 shots, and 2 giveaways, with all the penalties is a little light when the Sedins are flying. 8.5/10.
OK Claude, who is Chara and Seidenberg going to check now? ;
Ryan Kesler and his line mates were out against the Krejci, Lucic, Horton line most of the time, but what was telling is that Chara was out against his line almost as much as the Sedin line, though sometimes he was paired with Boychuk. Either way, the speed and power of the Kesler line seemed to have the number of the Krejci line especially. He went 13 for 22 in the circle ( 4 of 5 in the 3rd ) In 22 shifts, he led his team forwards with 24:23 TOI ( 7:00 PP / 5:02 PK, including most every second of a 5 on 3 against ) An assist on the GWG with a great play at the blue line, a +1, 2 shots ( 4 wide, some on great chances off the rush ), 2 hits and a giveaway. 9.4/10.
Chris Higgins was flying as well. He and Raymond missed a few chances with passes deflected, but they and Kesler were tremendous on the forecheck. That line, and all the lines, actually, looked faster than their Eastern counterparts all night. In Higgy's 23 shifts and 15:49 TOI ( 2:03 PP / 1:50 PK ) he won 1 of 3 draws, had a shot, blocked 2, and had 2 takeaways with his speed. Some solid hits. 9.1/10.
Mason Raymond will score in this series, mark my words. He was dangerous with his speed all night. He was one of several forwards that forced defenders to turn and chase. In 24 shifts and 16:43 TOI ( 2:14 PP / 1:50 PK ), he had 4 shots, missed 1, and had a takeaway. I thought I saw more than zero hits from him, but he was awesome on the PK as well. 9.25/10.
Best line of the night, for both teams ;
Maxim Lapierre is fast growing into one of my favorite players. He had himself a game. The third line was a force all night against any line from the opposition. In his 20 shifts and 13:03 TOI ( 1:16 PK ), he was only 4 of 11 in the circle, but those were usually defensive zone draws, and his line especially was excellent at recovering pucks after losing draws. He had 6 shots, and far more times when a pass or a shot was deflected or blocked while his line pressured. His 3 hits included some big ones. Solid night for the former Hab ( you knew the Bruins knew who was on the ice when Marchand skated over to him at the bench and literally flopped at his feet to try and draw a call. It was the most funny of the gamesmanship moments ) 9.25/10.
What can you say about Raffi Torres? The man had himself a game. In 19 shifts and 12:52 almost all 5 on 5 TOI ( :11 PP / :04 PK ) he led his team with 5 hits, many of the big variety. His 1 shot led to this...
...1 takeaway and a +1. Kicking ass and taking names Raffi ( or "Tico" as I head both Kes and Lui refer to him in the presser ). You score the only goal in a 1-0 game, and make that kind of impact in less than 13 minutes, I will give you a 10/10. This time!
If that is the case then, what about Jannik Hansen ? He was probably the best player on the ice tonight. In his 21 shifts and 15:26 TOI ( 2:00 great minutes on the PK ), the Great Dane was so fast in comparison to the Bruins. One play in particular, where he worked a puck loose on the PK, and raced straight up the wing faster than Chara, and with the guy who went from the corner with him falling farther in his rearview was very impressive. 1 assist ( what a pass, the fake shot fooled both Chara and Thomas ) , +1, 3 shots, 2 blocks, 2 hits, and one kick ass night for the 287th pick in the '04 draft. 9.99/10.
I think I saw the 4th line in the 3rd ;
First off, I am totally OK with that. If the coach that has got us this far wants to play them not that much, hey, success means not caring too much about that kind of thing. There were a couple shifts where they were better than their counterparts, but there was a couple spent entirely in their own end. I almost feel like giving them an incomplete!
Alexandre Bolduc had 3 shifts and a miniscule 1:39 TOI ! But he was 1 of 2 on draws and had 2 hits in his 99 seconds. 8.4/10.
Victor Oreskovich had 4 shifts and 1:54 TOI. I giveaway on the stat sheet. Umm...8.2/10.
Jeff Tambellini got to play in Game 1 of the SCF in his home town. He only saw the ice for 4 shifts and 2:30 TOI and had a hit. 8.3/10.
This playing five defensemen is no big thing any more ;
Lets start out with Dan Hamhuis. Before getting injured on his big hip check on Lucic ( was it the hit, or the cross check to the head by Krejci when he was on his knees? Maybe the "league will look at that" too. Yeah, I don't think so either! In his 11 shifts and 8:09 TOI ( 4:07 on the PK is a lot of that! ) he had two hits. I hope the Smithers native will be OK. 8.6/10. Would have been higher, but for the loss of him to injury. He was having a very good game before that.
Kevin Bieksa had a solid night. In 27 shifts and 22:43 TOI ( 2:29 PP / 3:33 PK ) he was a +1, had a shot on, another missed, and a smart quick up to Kesler at the blue line that led to the goal. 4 hits and 1 takeaway was solid, the penalty to give the Bruins a 5 on 3 not so much. 9.1/10.
Alexander Edler was one of the beasts on the blue line tonight. In his 29 shifts and 24:57 TOI ( 4:39 PP / 2:38 PK ) he was really solid when out against the Krejci line. He had a team high 5 blocks. 1 shot, and he missed 3 ( but his best chance was a rush where he hit the crossbar and did not even get credit for either ) 2 hits and 2 takeaways complete a very good night for E-Money. 9.4/10.
Christian Ehrhoff was another beast of the blue line tonight. His defensive play was very solid. He only had one giveaway all night in his 25 shifts and team high 26:26 TOI ( 5:48 PP / 1:07 PK ) he had 2 shots on and missed 3. 1 blocked shot, and a great night. 9.2/10.
How about that Turkko Finland native? Sami Salo just gets it done. His 27 shifts and 17:25 TOI ( 4:32 PP / 3:15 of solid PK time ) included 3 shots on, 1 missed, 2 hits and 1 giveaway. 9.1/10.
And then there is Aaron Rome. The man just gets it done, and may have had his best game of the playoffs tonight. Pushed into more minutes by the injury, Romer had 27 shifts and 19:29 TOI ( 1:39 PK ). He was solid in almost all of them. +1, 4 hits, 2 takeaways, and several occasions where the Bruin forwards went "who is #29" after he sent the play the other way or rubbed them out. Dependable like a Swiss Watch tonight. 9.45/10.
My Vezina nominee beat your Vezina nominee ;
Yeah, I know. They don't really play one another. But Roberto Luongo stood up to every acrobatic save by Thomas with a perfectly positioned one of his own. He handled Chara in front like a champ. He made great saves on the PK. He made great saves when the Bruins came on against the run of play. His rebound control was wonderful. Maybe his best was a save on a Lucic shot and the rebound, but its hard to pick just one, because he was in position for all of them. He is now 4 and 0 in series opening games, with 3 shutouts, and a measly 2 goals to San Jose in those four games. 10/10.
So, I know that there are almost three 10/10s in this Report Card. I did not feel like being too nitpicking on the guys that got them. Deserved I thought.
In the meantime, we will hear all sorts of quotes over the next two down days over the Chompgate. If Lucic's comments afterwards ( "you guys in the media did not give us a chance, and we proved we can play with these guys..." ), the Bruins feel they played well. They will need to give more, or learn how to skate faster though. To me, that was the biggest difference tonight. The Eastern Champs just don't have the speed of the Western Champs. Even in the unlikely event Burrows is suspended, and the possible replacement of Hamhuis with Ballard, I did not see enough from the Bruins tonight to change my pick from Canucks in 5. Not saying it will be easy at all. I liked the Bruins game tonight. I just do not see how you can suddenly get faster.
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Agree about Rome
Best I’ve seen him. Period.
Hammer was hurt on the hit. He slowly starts to collapse before Krecji even makes it to him (which is why Krecji doesn’t get a “clean” crosscheck to his head). He was hurt from the hip check. I fear a knee, but it might just be a deep charley horse….
Rome did look good. He’s no Ballard, and AV won’t realize it, but Rome was important to this game and played well.
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Rome looked as good as he will ever last night.
But man, that guy kills scoring chances faster than raid spray kills ants. Traffic in front of the net (Daniel and Burrows), all kinds of time, and the guy lobs a floater in and skates back to defend. Really Romer?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
The way he was limping
from someone that is older and has hurt himself a few times ( and can recognize the “cripple” walk, I think maybe the charley horse, or a groin You see when he lifts up that his right knee almost hyperextends and the other leg wiggles under the strain of getting that much weight in the air.
I hope he is Ok, but that walk looked like he was in a fair amount of pain
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I'm one of those old
and hurt dudes, too. Hopefully, it’s just the charley horse, or a hyperextension. You can come back pretty quickly from those.
the wiggle scares me
cuz that can be a knee.
But the way he walked, I really thought groin. Who knows how bad. AV said he was OK, for what that is worth…day to day…
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Hamhuis twisted his left ankle
Nasty twist – See at 0.13
by nucklinBadger on Jun 2, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't that bad
based on the angle the where the ankle flexed that isn’t going to be a bad sprain.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
think Ballard and how the internet doctors here wrote him off for the season. That was a mild sprain and he was back and ready to be benched in favour of less talented and poorer-performing D-men in no time!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Yeah
Those kinds of sprains aren’t that bad and the skate snapped it back pretty quick (if that indeed is the injury).
Didn't look that bad
if you’ve ever rolled your ankle its really painful to walk on it immediately after but hopefully he should be back next game.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I was guessing that’s a high ankle sprain – that’s why i thought if was pretty nasty.
But if it’s a normal lower ankle sprain then yeah I’d expect him back in Game 2.
by nucklinBadger on Jun 2, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Low ankle sprains
aren’t that bad for hockey players. I mean they are tough to play through. But you can tape it up pretty good and stick it in the boot and tie it nice and tight and probably play through it. It would hurt obviously with all the little muscles of the foot that you use to skate and balance and turn and stop and all that. But it isn’t nearly as bad for a hockey player as a high ankle sprain.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
RE: Burrows.
Photoshop AV here:

“MY DOGS ARE… HONGREH!”
Make a man wait 8 days to earn his Cup and it won’t be pretty.
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its about sending a message….
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I never expected this team to be so damn clutch.
Latest goal scored in SCF regulation too. Whoda thunk that Torres would make the recordbooks.
xiii
Coconuts go.™
That is pretty cool. I loved that it was Hansen that made the little fake shot and got both the Bruin captain and the Vezina goalie to bight on it
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or bite. a bight is like a sandbar or something right?
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One thing Ive noticed
the speed of our forwards is literally exponentially better than the speed of Bahstan’s D. I saw Higgy, Kes, Daniel, Hansen, etc absolutely TORCH Bahstan’s Dmen many times. This will be INSTRUMENTAL in the long run. Durr I sound like Flyerrob.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 1:00 AM PDT reply actions
yeah
Me too. I was saying that before, and was pleased to see it come about in the game. Numerous times.
I don’t know how much faster the Brown Bears or New England Hockey Club can get. They played a great game. Nothing to take away from them really. But Lui was Timmy’s equal, and speed fucking kills.
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We have much more speed than them
They underestimate our agility.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s weird, I thought TB had a lot of team speed too, but they did not expose Boston’s lack of speed in that series. I hope the Canucks keep skating this guys into the ground.
It's also pretty clear
that to try and counter that speed, Bahstan is really trying to stand ’em up and slow ’em down at the line. Almost too aggressively at times.
led to the only goal
When Boychuk missed. Nice play by Kes to stay onside.
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They blocked a lot
16 after two ( when all the PP time was ), and most of those on the PK. Seidenberg had 4 after 2 himself.
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Bahstan blocked almost everything
Bahstan’s PP was just… impotent. Completely. We were pushing and controlling at least.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey at least we weren’t down 0-1 a minute into the game.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 2, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha true. Although it almost happened there.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 2, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Let’s just finish this out
but never in sex
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 2, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, I’m close this time, for real
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Dammit. I love using that line
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
And you were so close to using it 
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 2, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
CORNELIIUSSSSSSS!!
/shakefist
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They looked really tentative to me
Holding on to the puck for too long, and then by the time they did something all the lanes were blocked. Boston is really good at getting guys in the way, so they’ll have to move quicker.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Sometimes too tentative
sometimes shooting too soon, directly into the legs or stick of a Boston player. PP just not quite on. I expect better things on Saturday.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
shit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Jun 2, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wayyyyy
too much hesitation on our part, and great blocking on Boston’s part. 50% we sucked, 50% they were good.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
That happened in the SJ series a couple times and worked itself out pretty well. They’ll watch some tape and break it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yeah
I’m not worried. one game at a time. hehe
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
exactly
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Raffi Torres nickanme
I’m pretty sure that Torres has gained the nickname “TKO” which is being prounounced “Tico” by his teammates for him knocking out Seabrook and then Thorton with big hits.
I thought that
But Tico sounds cooler.Maybe because he is our Mexican Canadian from Toronto, and its obvious the team mates like the guy.
I like AV “…sometimes he is a little bit outside the box, but you have to let him be who he is, and thats what we try to do”. I love it. I bet the players do too. Reeks of respect and treating them like pros.
Love AV.
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Maybe a little Bon Jovi ...
There is a guy named Tico Torres in the band, the drummer maybe… the guy that hits and hits and hits…
I also took note of Lucic's post-game comments.
If his sentiment is widely shared amongst his teammates, that is a good thing for the Canucks. I thought that the eight-day break and the penalty parade during the first two periods, slowed us down a little. When we finally got our legs going in the third, it was no contest and we must have outchanced them about 8 to 1 (or so).
I think that Lucic is going to be unpleasantly surprised on Saturday.
what were his comments?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
From Puck Daddy
But as Bruins forward Milan Lucic put it after the Vancouver Canucks’ 1-0 win on Wednesday night: “It sucks that we lost in the last 18 seconds, but I think we did a lot of good things tonight.”
don't see anything wrong there
he’s right. It does suck and they did do lots of good things. Just not enough to win against a team like Vancouver. He better mean that and not that they were the better team.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Great report card
Three more wins!
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 2:24 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Jannik's funny voice
here you go
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If Burr gets a one game suspension
I think Hansen is the obvious choice to move up to play with the twins. I think he’d fit in great too. Third line could then be potentially raffi-lappy-oreo and 4th (with a huge if) tamby-manny-coho/glass/bolduc (would be great to get coho in for a little while but I really like bolduc too to be honest). The third line would lose some of the speed and skill no doubt but would be all sorts of nasty. although oreo really struggles out there sometimes…
I really don’t think burr should get suspended, was just a little nip, but (shrug) it’s not gonna mess us up.
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Not sure I'd want to break the 3rd line up
Maybe put Tamby on the 2nd line (he had success there earlier in the season), and backfill on the invisible 4th line with Coho. Unless of course Manny is available in which case I put him on the 4th line.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
What about
Co Ho?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
or
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Burrows
I wasn’t particularly impressed with him last night – I felt that the stage was getting to him a bit. Seemed a bit overanxious, and a little too eager to jump into everything and mix it up. It’s almost like he needs to hear the message that Lapierre got when Lapierre came to Vancity.
I thought all the forwards were good, but Hansen was the best forward on the ice tonight for either team, and Lapierre was probably number 2. But that doesn’t mean the twins or Kes’ line didn’t play well, because they did.
I WOULD like to see more 4th line minutes though. And if not, DRESS A 7TH D-MAN. There’s no reason we can’t have Ballard or Tanev in the lineup on the 4th line.
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That's the way I felt about Burr as well
Too much like the 2010 version, and not like the one who said he was trying to eliminate the stupid shit from his game.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not Burr's best night
Although the call on Thomas was, imo, bullsheet.
Guess we will know about any supplemental discipline today on the Bergeron tete a tete. I’m doubtful there will be, because the evidence is inconclusive. Burr does have a bad reputation though, which could swing the verdict against him (it shouldn’t, should only go to penalty, but I’m afraid that’s not how it works).
Given that Shanahan takes over duties after this series, who is League disciplinarian?
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
If Horton didn’t get suspended for an incident with a FAN, there’s no reason Burrows should see anything more than a fine and the 4 minute double minor he served.
(Unless the other team has someone named Campbell on their 4th line.)
by CdP on Jun 2, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately
The reason Horton didn’t get anything was because they were going into a game 7
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Since when does the game # matter, especially when it’s an incident with a fan? Should be TB in the final since Horton shouldn’t have even been dressed for 7. That said, I’m glad it’s Boston and their “Power” Play.
by CdP on Jun 2, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it should, or that it was right
But I have a feeling the game # was taken into account
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The call on Burrows as a result of Thomas was a brutal call, especially since it was made by the referee 80 feet away rather than the one 10 feet away. But it was probably also a reputation call.
Refereeing was just plain bad last night, both ways.
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Why do those stat sheets have to be so long?
I would rather someone just break it down for me and it read: scoring chances for Vancouver 7, scoring chances for boston 5 or whatever it is.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 10:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That's the chart at the bottom of the post
Broken down by period and game state
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It’s so you can go through the data and see each player’s chances at even strength and special teams.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Unbelievable
eh?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
I wouldn’t say the interference call on Burrows to kill the 5-on-3 was wrong, it was just laughably embellished by Thomas who acted like a grenade went off. Then again Hank did the same thing and I’m shocked he didn’t get unsportsmanlike.
I spent more time pouring drinks than Bolduc got the whole game. Coho would have been equally ineffective. Manny needs to be cleared for Saturday and given those sheltered minutes.
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good god yankee
he was 5 ft out of his net. That is not goaltender interference in any rule book. Even glenn healy said so and he hates the canucks. How can you possibly say it wasn’t the wrong call? There is no way that’s a penalty…it was a bad call by the ref on the other side of the rink. It was your basic fuck up.
On the other hand, Hank did dive like a pussy on that one scrum. It was embarrassing to watch, and I was shocked he didn’t get an unsportsmanlike for it.
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Because I watched Burr’s leg clip his. Thomas did he best to make sure the refs saw it too and by that point they already knew about the bite so it was an easy call on a targeted guy.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
no, it wasn't
it was a bad call by the far ref. Targeted or not, it was in no way a borderline play. It was not one of those ’I’m calling you cuz I’m pissed at u and it’s close’ calls, it was a straight up error. The ref standing right there didn’t call it, because he knew it wasn’t a penalty. I don’t view this as someone chasing down burrows cuz he’s burrows, it was just an erroneous call. He would have made that call if it was kyle wellwood, in my opinion.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
My god the 4th line
1:39, 1:54, 2:30 TOI. I know there was a lot of special teams play, but like Jevant said, if they’re going to play that little at least dress a 7th D.
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well, we're well aware of AV's tendency vis-a-vis the 4th line
If it’s close into the 3rd period, the 4th line is not going to get any ice time. The first two periods is where AV feels comfortable playing them. Given the penalty fest during the first 35 minutes or so of the game, it’s not surprising that the 4th line’s minutes were so low.
I’m crossing my fingers that we get Manny back for Game 2. Although we were able to kill of all of Boston’s power plays, we must have lost close to a dozen faceoffs while shorthanded.
I think Boston went 58% or something on the draws. We didn’t win that many O-zone faceoffs on the PP, and lost a lot of D zone ones on the PK. Which didn’t help any
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Faceoffs
http://timeonice.com/faceoffs1011.php?gamenumber=30411
Rome was tied with Edler for the second most offensive zone starts.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooph
Rome and offense just don’t go together. Unless it’s in the sentence “Rome’s offense is offensive”
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True
but he played a good game last night – not in terms of offence, but his defence was solid.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. That he did. But multiple offensive zone pressure shifts died on his stick
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yeah
those were infuriating moments. “What, sustained pressure and traffic in front of the net? Ok, just float the puck into the zone and skate back”
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Or lose it along the boards/wrist it into the guy standing right in front of you.
Rome is decent at being a shutdown guy, but he has no offensive upside
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Yeah
I like him as a 7th guy to come in for someone like an injured hamhuis. But I really don’t know why we don’t dress hips and then roll 3 pairings, instead of dress Rome and then have this weird pairing rotation during the game.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I think he prefers to play him with Tanev because of the sides that those 2 naturally play on. I remember something about Ballard not being as comfortable on the other side and when he is on a line with others he plays on his “not as comfortable” side. But Tanev naturally plays the other side so the pairing works better
I didn’t say that well – mostly because I can’t actually remember which side Ballard prefers lol
Ballard on the left
Tanev on the right
Ballard the guy to replace Dan because of the left side. There are less right handed defensemen out there, so some teams get left heavy like we are.
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Its good
that his D is solid, because I’m already peeved about Ballard out over him. If Rome sucked on the back end, I’d be screaming daily.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Ballsy move, Joe
going over to SCH last night. I hope you showered after. Sad to see that some SCH posters that have been here are sinking to the level of the rabble.
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by Smoboy41 on Jun 2, 2011 10:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just some thoughts
I don’t know how some of the news articles I read said that this was a boring game… This was not Nashville. I actually thought that it was relatively easy for the twins to gain the line and to get chances.
The Bruins do not strike any offensive fear in me at all, especially on the PP, unlike the Sharks PP or the Blackhawks.
IMHO, enough with the silly facewashing and visor grabbing by Burrows, play ‘whistle to whistle’, and we should be able to not have such a nailbiter on Saturday night.
This was a pretty good recap of everything I was thinking after the game.
I agree with Mike Chen. That game was a game Thomas could have stolen; it was a game where the play was slow and to Boston’s style most of the night; a game where the special teams battled even. And we won. Everything happened the way it was supposed to happen if they were going to win but they didn’t.
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What a game, what a win.
Boston played well and Thomas was outta-his-mind-fantastic.
He’s a good guy who is hard to hate.
Torres of all people, with the game winner. WOW!!
Three more wins to go!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
The olllddd
Reach around
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Uh … too easy. And I’m at work. I have to behave. :)
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This is my O face
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The picture at the top of this post
Is one of the more awkward celebrations I’ve seen
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It's the ice spray isn't it?
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
That
And Hansen looks like he’s trying to get away from Torres who is trying to steal him, and Juice is…well…I don’t really know – coming in for the side bodycheck?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
At the time my thought was
that Raffi needs to learn not to hurt his own teammates when he hits them, erm I mean, hugs them in goal celebrations.
What a night for that line, though!
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Raffi: ‘FUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHHH!’
Jank: ‘OOOOF! Think he just popped my bowels’
Juice: ‘YEAAA….wtf who shit themselves?’
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Officials
It just goes to show how completely @#$&ed up the officiating is in these games when a blatant cross-check to the head ( aren’t we supposed to be more concerned about concussions? )on a guy who is down and obviously hurt gets ignored, and a possible suspension may occur on a “bite” through a hockey glove. Granted, I didn’t like the behavior from Burrows ( Biting? Hairpulling? c’mon those are a Jerry Springer cat fight moves.) but based on the situation I can see why he did it, just made a bad choice. Patrice played it up though for all it was worth and looks just as silly whining about it. “You hurt my widdle bingo!”
That cross check
Is a little overblown. It wasn’t a very hard one at all
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
However
The NINE crosschecks that Daniel got along the boards behind the Boston net, on the other hand…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That was unbelievable. And the puck was there, the ref was staring right at it. Healy was even outraged! HEALY!
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People give the Sedins shit for diving
But then they stand there and take abuse along the boards like no other
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
No kidding.
I couldn’t believe they didn’t call a penalty on that one.
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Kinda the opposite of Forsberg: he’d go in hard to throw hits, but absolutely collapse when it was time to take one.
It’s not to say the Sedins don’t flop, because they do, but yeah – along the boards they tend to take a lot of punishment
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Diving?
coughcoughThomaschoughchough haha that goalie interference was retarded. The Canucks need to talk to Murphy about that, because Thomas was several feet out of the paint and fell on incidental contact. I have no idea in what world that is goalie interference. It was basically the same play as the winning goal in game 82, where Tom Cowal gave Karlsson the hand to talk to because he was outside of the paint.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
what about Kesler being hauled down on that delayed penalty? OK, so no penalty shot, but that’s a hook or a trip that wasn’t called simply because we were already on a delayed call…makes the goalie interference call on Burrows look that much worse.
by CdP on Jun 2, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
live action
i thought it was a penalty…but when they showed the replay it looked to me like Kesler just tripped…maybe caught an edge or something. It definitely wasn’t a dive, but it wasn’t a tripping penalty either. I thought it was a good non-call on the second viewing.
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I would be shocked if Burrows is suspended for having too much bite, but NHL is going to talk to him today. Not a formal hearing, I am told.
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Sounds about right.. “Now, Alex, it isn’t nice to bite the other children”.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
The league just wants to check Burr’s vaccination records and make sure he’s up to date.
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VOR
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by Smoboy41 on Jun 2, 2011 10:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Biting has been given
1-2 games before. I really don’t see what’s so outlandish about Burrows getting a game. You don’t bite someone, I don’t care if they guy had it coming or not
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Alleged bite.
Find me a clear picture of it, because I’ve yet to see one. Burr playing over the edge a bit. I really don’t have a problem with it.
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by Smoboy41 on Jun 2, 2011 10:29 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We’re past the point of knowing, we just assume it happened because we’ve talked about it so much.
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I honestly don't understand
how anyone could have watched that and claimed to not see the bite. He clearly bit down on the finger and then he moved his free hand to try and block what he was doing from any cameras that might have been on him at the time. If that had been reversed? Holy shit this place would have gone bonkers. People would be burning effigies of Bergeron.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not me though. I would’ve said “if he bit him he’ll probably be suspended” as I said last night.
Show me the finger, that’s all I want to see. I heard there was blood.
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yep
I see something there too, sorta behind the glove, but I want to see this damaged digit.
Should be pretty easy for all the crack reporters covering this to get us a pic.
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meh
I wouldn’t have cared much if Bergeron had done that. In fact I would have loved it, if only to see what the green men had in store for him on Saturday.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I watched
I didn’t see a clear view of any alleged bite.
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Mindboggling
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Why?
It’s my opinion and I’m entitled to it. As are you to yours.
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Exactly
And because of mine yours boggles MY mind.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Aren't you
due for another sabbatical? ;)
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Hopefully
one day one of them will stick.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Face it
You can’t quit this place.
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I know
And it says a lot about me. A lot which I don’t like facing up to in the mirror.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
ah man
u just took a good argument and made me feel bad. It could be worse section…i disappeared for nearly a week and no one even noticed.
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I had to tell people on twitter
I was leaving because I am too vain to just leave and have no one notice. How bad is that?
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting point from PITB
And finally, though the shots on goal in the third period were only 14-10 in favour of the Canucks, it was clear to most, Claude Julien included, that Vancouver took over the game in the final frame. This isn’t the first time a game has tilted drastically in the Canucks’ favor in the third. You’ll recall the openers against San Jose and Chicago unfolded similarly. Each time, the opposing coach blames his players, but it’s happened enough times now that it might have more to do with the Canucks. Is this a conditioning thing?
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I’ve been saying that in the gamethreads consistently. If the Canucks keep it close past the 30 minute mark it plays into their hands. Their speed in transition really wears the opposition down and you could see that in Chara alone in the third period.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I just don’t think I’ve seen the conditioning thing brought up before. It’s obvious we have crazy speed, but I never thought the team might actually be fitter than the others. Having speed is one thing, but being able to maintain it for the whole game is another.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Conditioning probably, but I think it’s the collective result as well. No matter who AV rolls out (even Rome and he’s the worst example) they have speed. The first two games against SJ were great examples. Other teams can’t truly say that, especially when it comes to their backend.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely
The speed on the back end is really what makes everything possible. If we can’t bring back Ehrhoff it’s going to be a big loss because of that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Hopefully
Someone like Sweatt (if we ever find him again) could replace that down the road
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ehrhoff
Will leave a huge hole to fill. Sweatt can’t be relied on to fill it all. Maybe better to replace that scoring up front and start the season with more rookies on the backend to replace any rearguards who leave.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Is he leaving?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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He's UFA
And someone is going to pay him the moneys if he wants to take it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’m not really THAT worried about Ehrhoff. I’m convinced we’ll retain Bieksa, and then we’ll either keep Ballard or Ehrhoff. Tanev will play top 6 next year, and that still leaves a whole bunch of solid defensive prospects in…wherever our AHL team is.
Bieksa-Hamhuis
Edler-Rome
Ballard/Ehrhoff-Tanev
That assumes no Salo, as well.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
If they believe Lee Sweatt is the real deal, it will give them another reason not to pony up the $$ for Hoff.
I do think MG will try, but I wouldn’t be shocked at all if Sweatt/Tanev is the route they take with Salo/Erhoff leaving.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I still feel that the most likely event is that Ballard is jettisoned for salary space, GMMG splits the money saved there between Bieksa and Ehrhoff as required, and figures out the 5-6-7 spots between some combination of Rome, Tanev, Sauve, Sweatt, Connauton, etc.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I don’t see who wants to take Ballard off our hands when he can’t crack the top six in the past three rounds. That’s a hell of a stain on his reputation (on top of the cap hit and NMC). I think they’ll probably work with Ballard in the offseason on his game and look for him to step into some sort of void left behind by Salo or Hoff.
OR…they do exactly what Florida did and move him along with a high-end prospect. Sigh.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Oreskovich is a high-end prospect?
I have a feeling that if we could do exactly what Florida did and get a late 1st, a Grabner-type and a Bernier-type in return GMMG would be beyond thrilled.
But that’s fair. I just have a feeling that Ballard would be pretty willing to move the NMC considering how things have gone here, and that someone would be willing to see through the fact that the Canucks just had a ridiculous overload of talented D-men. There’s no doubt that Ballard is, AT BEST, the 6th best d-man on this team, and Aaron Rome has been a pleasant surprise. So it’s more just “not a good fit with this team” than “Ballard sucks”, I think.
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My bad, I meant to suggest we receive a high end prospect back for moving him. Or we move someone like Hodgson (just spitballin’ here) and Ballard for a 1 rounder, a roster player and a prospect.
So it’s more just "not a good fit with this team" than "Ballard sucks", I think.
I think that narrative works now, but not on a team that may lose two of their top six this summer. He may be part of the roster solution for next year but I think a summer with a stringent conditioning and training program (similar to what they tried with Wellwood and Bernier) may be the trick.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
He was coming off that surgery in the summer, and just never seemed to get his stride.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That's true too
And I should clarify, I meant “not a good fit with the 2011 SC playoff Canucks with 6 better D-men able to start”.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
The way we're going at Ballard being a 4m D
is exactly like the way we went after Juice the last 2 years as the overpaid 3m D.
If I was MG, I’ll do what I did with Juice the past year – sit him down at the beginning of summer to clear his head, and then find a “right” (right being right in the mind of AV) partner for Ballard to give him a free rein and go for offence next year. The way that Ballard rushes the puck up the ice – he’s not as good as Erhoff yet but certainly better than alot of offensive Dman out there. At 4.5m in a relatively bare D man market this year that’s not expensive at all.
I just hope MG will go about this the way he has the past 3 years – with a clear head and a plan. And I’m pretty sure Ballard is in his plans beyond this year no matter what happens to Salo, Juice and Erhoff.
by nucklinBadger on Jun 2, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree
the way they have handled Ballard is the only real negative in the MG management regime. I think we’ve got to rehab the boy. I see erhoff going elsewhere, MG moving heaven and earth to resign Bieksa and Salo resigning for less money. Sweatt is a nice story. But I doubt he is the real deal. Tanev, on the other hand, is.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t get which d-man other GMs would suggest we sit for Ballard to get into the lineup. I don’t see how that kills his reputation. Who are we all preferring to get more minutes?
Aaron Rome is the only option, and I’ve grudgingly come around to the belief he plays EXACTLY the right type of game that makes Ehrhoff or Edler or Salo so effective.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I take your point
but if you are right then why are we paying a guy who really can’t and shouldn’t make the lineup over $4 million dollars to practice? Either MG grossly overestimated his value or AV has squandered it with poor coaching decisions. Either way he’ll be hard to offload.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not really
A negative on MG. He still thinks Ballard is the type of guy they want, but he can’t make AV play him
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
How is that
a GM problem? AV clearly has just decided to sit him in favour of Rome for whatever reason.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
After one game and one game only
I would take Weber/Suter on my team before Chara/Seidenberg. And Boychuck looked ripe for a f*$kup all 3rd period.
I would have taken Weber/Suter
On my team before Chara/Seidenberg before the series started
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
why is there 3 days between the first 2 games but only 2 days when we travel to boston
by NY State Of Mind on Jun 2, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions
Concert at Rogers Arena on Friday
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That
and getting one Saturday night game in the finals.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 2, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Bruno Mars
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
two questions
1: What the fuck is a bruno mars and how does he fill rogers arena?
2: Did anyone see the pic of raffi in the post game show? CBC chose a real winner…
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It works out okay for us, since it gives Hamhuis and Manny an extra day…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
good point Semi_Colon about manny and hamhuis
but if they hear bruno mars they might miss game 2 from being sick to their stomach …..i know i am everytime i hear him
by NY State Of Mind on Jun 2, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
H
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
by Jafane on Jun 2, 2011 10:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
IPhone fail
Haaattteee Bruno Mars. What a little drama queen of a song… Throw my hand on a blade? Really? Emo much dude?
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
by Jafane on Jun 2, 2011 10:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What?
Nobody posted that gif with Torres as howler monkeys in a tree yet? I was expecting to see it here since he got the gwg…that thing is hilarious. I am dissapoint.
Deal

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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The Torres monkey
Loves to score goals and leap into the arms of his mates
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Could a photoshop wizard please...
…create a pic of a whining Bergeron and a grinning Burrows, using a screen cap from “Charlie Bit My Finger”? :)
by sirrated on Jun 2, 2011 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"Those that might still harp on the Twins as possible playoff ghosts are definitely getting smaller in number. "
It would appear that amongst those who still harbour negative ideas about the Sedins is Tony Gallagher who wrote the following in today’s Province: “They choked off the Sedins like they were wiretapping their communication magic, as they knew exactly what they were going to do on many shifts and knocked Henrik down with the same regularity as the Predators.” This despite the nine combined shots on goal that capped an evening that I saw as lively and engaged and contributed to to a team effort that was far more dominant than a 1 – 0 score would seem to indicate. I know that Gallagher is the Eeyore of the hockey journalist fraternity but his credibility is strained by his pursuit of a personal agenda at the expense of objective reality.
Ed Willes
Wrote essentially the same thing, as well as channeling Grapes in complaining about how shitty a game it was.
Sour grapes
You would expect Cherry to think it was a bad game since before the puck dropped he picked Vancouver to win but admitted his heart was with Boston which, considering his personal history, I completely understand and appreciate. It turned out wrong for him so of course that coloured his view of the game. But the local guys? I don’t insist that the local media be on the bandwagon but to have such a distorted view of reality? Weird!
The Sedins were the main reason the Canucks were dominant early.
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Yeah, well,
it was Tony G and Ed Willes, not exactly the Mensa steering committee there….
by sonzai on Jun 2, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The only reason the scoresheet wasn't renamed the sedinshet
was Tim Thomas
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I thought
they had a great game
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
if you're gonna
build a stupid image to try and troll us, at least put all the words in it. Also, try and make it funny instead of looking like it was made by an 8 year old flames fan.
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at least put all the words in it.
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*breathe
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I'm laughing too
at a leafs’ fan making fun of another team which is actually in the playoffs.
Next year they’ll be good right?

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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Folks I’m not seeing the trolling here.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
As someone who hates and attacks trolls for a living, this dude isn’t trolling.
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there you have it folks
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Well
obviously you speak for all of us… :P
To be clear here, I wasn’t offended by the pic or even posting the pic with a funny statement… but this was such a weak attempt it just reeks of some kid trying to troll a fanbase. If they’d put something funny in there, it’s easy to laugh at it, heck, as Psue said it IS a funny picture. But come on…try harder.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 2, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We're easy here
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I like it
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 3, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Come on Twitch
Why can’t we just laugh these things off. And the “I accidentally” is the joke
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yeah,
I think the picture is funny. But, I say, if you don’t want to get your finger bitten off, don’t shove you stinky glove in my mouth. I blame both parties here, Burrows as well as Bergeron.
Boston got beaten yesterday, so they will try to blow this incident out of proportion, just to detract from their failure. For the Canucks, is is nothing more than a light diversion.
Los Angeles, CA
The thought
of suspension is just a funny. Suspending someone for a light bite would be the biggest joke.
Los Angeles, CA
It’s happened before
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Honestly
That is not an excuse. You don’t bite someone. Period
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Actually, you do if you’re angry and restrained and someone sticks a finger in your mouth.
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Sorry
Don’t see it as a valid reason for doing it.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well next time I see u
maybe i’ll jam my fingers in your mouth and see how u react. Actually, know I won’t, cuz I know how you’ll react, and i’m a guitar player, I need those things.
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I know how I would react
I would knock anyone out for putting their finger in my mouth. But I wouldn’t bite them.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
except
when you’re in a bear hug with a linesman between you, knocking someone out isn’t gonna be easy. I don’t think it was cool, I don’t doubt that it happened, but I also don’t think it was completely one sided nastiness.
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Your hands are restrained and if you punch him when he’s unwilling to fight, your team is double fucked, and you’re more likely to get suspended.
How long do you allow this person to explore your oral cavity with their finger?
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depends
is he also a dentist offering to perform a free oral exam? Those aren’t cheap these days.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
He wasn’t “exploring his oral cavity”. You make it sound like Bergeron was half a finger deep in his mouth. There was barely any finger in the mouth, if any
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That’s the obvious point, Semi. If there is no punishment for sticking a disgusting hockey glove finger in a mouth, what’s to say he doesn’t keep doing it? Keep your finger out of my mouth, I don’t bite it.
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I was hoping this blog would mature to the point where we could openly discuss “exploring oral cavities”. Golf clap!
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was funny, but I only Canuckles came along for that ride.
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how are dentist exams
dirty?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
50% golf clap
just because we didn’t say it, doesn’t mean we didn’t all think it.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Definitely my intent.
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well played sir
well played
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Take your hockey glove
stick it near your nose then put a finger in your mouth.
I would have bit him to get it away from my mouth as well.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
I would have spat it out
Or yanked my head away. How does biting remove the awful smell/etc? If you bite it you’re making it worse.
Obviously you guys think it was okay. I don’t. Saying someone deserved it doesn’t make it right
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You definitely aren’t making it worse. Ever bite someone? They get themselves away from you. It’s the quickest way with the most effective negative reinforcement!
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I meant
In terms of ingesting gross hockey equipment, which I assume westy was talking about
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ingesting?
Burrows didn’t bite his finger off and swallow dude.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
"He stuck his finger in his mouth
so he bit it and it’s okay" is the same argument, although not nearly on the same level of offensiveness, as “she dressed slutty so she deserved to get raped” as far as I am concerned.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make that comparison
But thought it might be crossing the line
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Hah. So, so wrong.
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How is it wrong?
It’s the same lame argument. He deserved it cause he put his finger in his mouth? Nope. No one should be biting anyone for any reason.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
No, it’s not. It’s a logical fail. In one case the woman is doing nothing wrong and invading no personal space. It’s more along the lines of someone breaks into my house and I end up shooting them.
Nice try though.
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for the record
I don’t think you should be allowed to shoot someone in your house unless they are about to hurt you. But yes, that is a more comparable example.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Although I disagree with that, I respect it.
I think it should come down to the individual whose home it is.
Or mouth it is, as the comparison goes.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Then you missed the point big time
Shifty. I was talking strictly about the part of the argument that claims it is OK because of the actions of someone else. It isn’t. It is not okay to bite someone in a hockey scrum no matter what they do to you and it is not okay to rape someone no matter what they are wearing.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t miss the point.
I understood it in full. But the comparison you made unfortunately comes with major failings that comes across as missing the point yourself. You’ve made it clear that you get it, I realize that, but I felt it needed to be said that those incidents are in very few ways similar, and offered a better one.
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I got it right away
“although not nearly on the same level of offensiveness”
Why else would I include that? But thanks for alerting me to something I had already displayed I was alert to. You are doing fine work here today.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t the offensiveness that was the problem. It was the isolation of a single part of a larger comparison. Everyone rightly assumed you meant the whole thing. If you didn’t, great.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Dressing
however you want is okay. A finger in a mouth in a scrum is okay. Rape is never ever ever ever ever ever okay. Biting is never okay.
I honestly thought it was really clear.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t. But now it is.
(I don’t agree that biting is never okay, is all.)
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I know
that’s why I made that comparison. To kind of punctuate how much I hate biting and how much I don’t think it is ever okay.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't really
isolate that small thread of logic from the larger context. In your example, there are elements of consent and self defence which matter very much to the ultimate end result of “its ok” or “its not ok”
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Your argument is too arbitrary.
You are saying that “sticking finger in mouth is ok, but reacting by biting is not ok”. It’s double standard.
To me, sticking finger in mouth is wrong, and biting is simply a defensive mechanism. When you have an assailant and a victim, one can hardly blame the victim for the way he defends himself.
Los Angeles, CA
In a hockey scrum
with face washing going on a gloved finger will occasionally make its way into an open mouth. It isn’t the same as someone on the streets just walking up and sticking a finger in your mouth. I think Bergeron did it on purpose but maybe he didn’t. Either way it is something that happens in hockey and it isn’t that big of a deal. Biting is a big deal. So yeah I am okay with a finger in a mouth from time to time but not okay with biting. If you can’t see how those two things are vastly different then I can see why you think it’s an arbitrary argument.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
No,
I can see exactly what you are saying. It couldn’t be more cristal clear.
I agree with you IF it was just a facewash, followed by a bite.
But what if it was a vicious attempt to hurt you, by purposefully sticking the finger in the mouth? You can actually knock someone’s tooth loose, but inserting the glove, and then suddenly pulling it out.
You are reacting as this was just a simple facewash.
Los Angeles, CA
Well I think Bergeron probably did it on purpose
because it was Burrows. And that’s what makes me even more angry that he fell for it. How stupid can a guy be?
Although I will say there is very little chance he was trying to hurt Burrows by shoving his finger in there.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Now this I 100% agree with
Bergeron absolutely looked like he was trying to sucker Burrows into that.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
So
you see, you admit that Bergeron may have been playing some mind-games here, trying to provoke Burrows. I would even venture to speculate that he may have hung on to Burrow’s jaw (grabbing him by the teeth and chin – its easy to do). In which case, you almost feel compelled to bite, just to punish the asshole.
Los Angeles, CA
Yet you don't bite
cause it is never okay to bite someone expecially when it could cost your team a SCF game and maybe get yourself suspended.
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"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This “never okay” thing. We should talk more about that.
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Sorry maybe
since I made that fanpost yesterday the whole Lorena Bobbitt thing is still too fresh in my mind.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Section, it isn't
I’m really sorry, but they are not anything alike. One is suggesting that a woman making personal choices which affect only herself is implicitly consenting to any sex with anyone at any time, regardless of what she says.
The other situation involves a guy shoving his fingers into someone’s mouth without invitation, where a natural human reaction is to clamp down and fight back.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
are u on crack?
You really equate someone dressing in a visually provocative way to a physically violent act??? And you also equate rape with self defense? Wow…
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thats
a bit strong of a response… understandable, but… strong…
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Are you on crack?
I was talking about the arguments. I was comparing the two arguments. Not the two incidents. Holy fuck. No wonder I stopped posting here.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Shifty's comparable
is much stronger than the rape one. You would feel justified if someone broke into your house, coming after him with a baseball bat.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
kinda the point
to compare those two arguments is ridiculous. I get your point, biting someone is uncool. Sticking your finger in someone’s mouth is uncool also. You can in no way compare this to a choice of dress or even lifestyle. They aren’t the same argument.
If you’re hitting me with a bat and my only recourse is a knife, do I use it? This is question that everyone needs to ask themself instead of piling on the ‘burrows is bad’ bandwagon.
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no Twichty
cause I am saying a finger going in a mouth during a hockey scrum IS OKAY. Just like it is okay to dress how ever you want. So the argument works just fine.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Must be the forum’s fault…
Oh well, I’ll stop now.
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c'mon
unnecessary man. No need to start this up again.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
What’d I do? I don’t even know why the guy left. It wasn’t my drama.
I’m glad he’s back. I like him as much he dislikes me.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I mean
you don’t need to bring up an isolated part of him venting some frustration and make a sarcastic comment about it. We all know all it does is start arguments. I don’t mind you doing it to me, but we also know it just gets section going, which isn’t really nice, is all i’m saying.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Eh, if it bothers someone, they gotta buck up. No censorship here, Canuckles my boy.
I honestly think he doesn’t really care. He’s told me he doesn’t care.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Don't worry about it Canuckles
I regretted that part as soon as I hit post. And Shifty doesn’t bother me at all. He is a waste of time a lot of the time and I hate myself for wasting my time. It’s not him at all. It’s entirely me.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He don’t care. :(
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Hopefully you don't take that personally
I meant more like we don’t agree on much and arguing about it is pointless yet we end up doing it a lot of the time which is a waste of time.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I take nothing personally. I come here to waste time between hockey games I guess I’m succeeding with my own goals.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I should really be working out, but that shit is sooooo tiring.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I should be focusing on my career
and working hard to make myself better at my craft.
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"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
About that
Any PBP openings around that have piqued your interest? Or does that stuff stay confidential?
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
Yeah I applied
for one in Fort McMurray and am looking into one in Trail this afternoon.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ok
just wanted to make sure is all. We all like you around, no need to ramp up hostility and piss people away is all…
Have at it then boys!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Long enough that
it gets my team a power play?
But regardless I was responding to Twitchy’s real life argument which he has since changed.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
2 Minutes for Finger Insertion
A rare penalty at that.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
2 Minutes for Finger Insertion
This just sounds…so wrong.
Or maybe
oh so right?
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This works on multiple levels.

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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Ahh Littlefinger
Devious underhanded character, yet I can’t help but like him. Kinda like Burr.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
good christ
don’t go all yoata on me. Regardless, in a real life situation i’d hazard a guess that if someone shoved a finger in your mouth in a non friendly way you’d bite it. It would be reaction. Then you’d try to knock them the fuck out.
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I wouldn't bite them
I know from experience. I would knock them the fuck out though. :-D
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Burrows
had the space to move his head back since the lineman had him pushed against the glass.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
He could have turned it
but whatever. To me biting is never okay. Never. If you think it is? I am not gonna change any minds.
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"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
But.....but
it’s the internet…I can change your mind with words
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
Actually biting
is normal at that age. Part of the development of the human being involves biting lots of things. Burrows is actually much older than that baby though. From reports that I have seen anyway.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
I think biting things that go in your mouth is a pretty normal thing to do at any age. It’s not as if he bit it off, just a little love chomp. It’s also not as if he went all Mike Tyson and tried to take a bite out of him. This whole thing is being dissected to a ridiculous level. Bergeron stuck his finger in Burrs mouth so he gave him a little bite. Not really a big deal.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I do. I would do it any time someone stuck a finger in my mouth that I didn’t want there.
Fingers in mouths are for dentists and romantic purposes only.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Oh and forced vomiting, possibly following a Stanley Cup win.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Uh...
“i’m so excited I need to puke, RIGHT NOW…Gagggg”???
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“I’ve drank too much and if I don’t puke I’ll probably die.”
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
wouldn't this also apply
if we lost?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I drink in celebration, not sadness. Except for the worst cases.
I probably would stop drinking right after the game if we lose cause I’d be depressed enough.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I blog with my fingers in my mouth. But that can be filed under romantic purposes.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
There is no conlusive proof
of intent here. For all I know, you can get your finger scratched by shoving your hand against someone’s teeth.
Los Angeles, CA
I’m no dentist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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you wanna make me laugh?
Photoshop burrows onto…uh…shoot what was his name… Jaws, I think? The bad guy from James Bond (I think moonraker but might have been the one before that…one of the roger moore ones anyways)
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This guy

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I think it’s funny. The kid in the background seems concerned.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
The internet isn’t going to like this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Jun 2, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't care if it's supposed to be a troll
It’s hilarious (and one of our favorite memes here, because we’re 12, though we would consider being 8 if that’s what this joke requires to enjoy).
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The ref’s face is pretty priceless. The fact the entire scrum was in french makes it even better. Maybe that’s what the kid was listening for – it’s a free french lesson!
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
a completely off topic story
So tuesday night I went to my regular poker game, which I won as per ushe…(Not cuz i’m good, but cuz they’re all soooo bad). I was coming home about 11 and coming up woodland I see a big truck parked in the middle of the road. Like one of those movie set dressing room trucks, if u know the ones i mean…they’re tall and not super long, not a semi, just…uh like a bigger version of an armoured car. So I think they must be filming a movie. Wierd that there’s no klieg lights up… As I get closer I realize there’s another one behind that truck and one more behind that. Right beside the first truck now, about to turn into my parkade a super tall dude in an army helmet walks right by me. At this point i’m still thinking it’s a movie set, and since I turn right into my parkade i’m kinda looking to the right a bit. Get to the corner of the alley and realize a police car is parked in front of my driveway, so now I know it’s something wierd. Look to the left, and about 10 guys in full swat gear with AR-15’s (or M-16’s I guess) in full pounce mode.
So at this point im a bit nervous. Keep in mind this is all silent, no lights anywhere…so it’s obviously a silent raid, but it is happening right then, 3 feet from my passenger door. Freaky. A cop kinda anxiously waves me to go thru, and as I turn the corner onto broadway I hear BANG…pop pop pop. I figure the first one was a flash-bang and then some gun fire. Freaky shit! So anyways, I drive around the block and have to park on Broadway cuz there’s like half the VPD’s cop cars plus 3 full gear SWAT trucks in front of my parkade driveway. I kinda sneak into my building as an ambulance comes roaring up, and then like 2 hours later everything is cleared up and I can finally park my car.
Ah, my neighbourhood has it all!
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vancity
life
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Ode to Game 1 (Finals)
In the first few minutes we were watching a beatdown
But Thomas held the fort for the boys from Beantown
They looked like bears still groggy from a slumber
Showing cracks in their defence like the ass of a plumber
Timmy’s counterpart Lu was making sweet saves too
Kicking out his pads to send the puck askew
Hansen was flying; pasted Ference to the wall
Then Burr tried to eat a finger, glove and all
Lucic took a ride on the Hamhuis express
And landed on his head with amazing finesse
As the game wore on with nothing going in
We all had the feeling that the next goal wins
And then With 20 seconds left, Kesler made a sweet play
To stay on-side and then feed the Great Dane
Hansen found Torres with his stick on the ice
As the Raging Bull finished, he screamed “Fucking Rights!”
The crowd exploded and everyone cheered
High-fived one another and spilled their draught beers
It was a tight, chippy game of big saves and big hits
Where the only thing missing, was a flash of some tits
by Mica Van Isle on Jun 2, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
there she is
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
And.. that’s a beaut. That’s the perfect way to sum up each and every victory.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 2, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Thirty Thoughts
1. What I learned from watching five straight Vancouver games in person: You cannot recognize how good the Sedins are on television. The medium just does not do them justice. The way they control the puck, those short passes to one another – you have to see it person.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Roberto Luongo apologized to his teammates for Dan Boyle’s 4-0 goal in Game 3 that turned out to be the winner in San Jose’s victory. Unnecessary, but appreciated. He certainly reciprocated with 54 saves in Game 5 and a shutout as the final began.
My bad buddies. My bad.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
luongo has now only stopped
122 of the last 126 shots. START SCHNEIDER
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Trade them Both!
0 points in the playoffs!
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
6. Colin Campbell downplayed the on-ice taunts son Gregory was getting as a reason for stepping away from supplemental discipline. Thought that was interesting. One of the two between-benches games I did this season was Boston/Toronto. The Maple Leafs were merciless, and they weren’t the only ones. Think any parent would feel awful about that. Gregory handled it unbelievably well.
Not sympathetic. This was a massive conflict of interest from the beginning and Colin should have been forced to resign the minute Greg put a skate to NHL ice.
Dan
Your ratings are a bit high, but your analyses are pretty good.
Luongo deserved 10 for sure.
The 4th line should be no rating, since they never played.
I agree with you about the Sedins. They looked very good, Thomas looked amazingly good. Without him, the Sedins would have been all over the scoreboard.
Burrows was ok, but looked a little out of place.
Kesler was excellent (9), Higgins dangerous at times with his strength and speed (8), but Raymond? He looked like he was trying to get a job at a german bakery, with all those turnovers. He had some speed, but I thought he looked more like a 7.5.
Rome anything higher than a 7.5 is a complete exaggeration of his value. He was solid defensively. But shit-awful across the pond. He was exactly as advertised and nothing more.
You are right about the third line. Best line on the ice, but that was inflated by the attention and space taken away from the Sedins & Kesler.
I think Burrows needs to get a fine/1 game. I can sympathize with him, finger in mouth and all, and the evidence is less than conclusive. But the league needs to take a stand and I can understand them wanting to make an example of it.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Days of Y'orr has a contest
for creating new posters. I doubt they would take this one though.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
by westy99 on Jun 2, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol yeah
haha
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
ohhh snap.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 2, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, I think it’s kind of clever. The font’s off, but not bad for a Canucks fan.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 2, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't want to have to buy or download the font
bah
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
SCH = so bitter
Why are they so angry at us over there? It’s not healthy and it makes me wish we could dominate them again then let them win a couple games to get their hopes up. Just to crush those hopes when the guy they hate the most scores the gwg
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 11:29 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I can’t really understand it either. I wasn’t nearly this bitter, and they eliminated us twice in a row, and they’ve already won the Cup. What IS the problem over there?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Expectation of winning.
Shitheadedness.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
also disappointment
of not being able to act like kindergarten kids and troll us and “7unongo” for another season.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
yeah I guess so
they take it to a whole other level though
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh
Not worth worrying about
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I for one am enjoying it immensely. Just knowing the bitterness is there without seeing it.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
*bitterness without end is there
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Semi
If it’s not worth worrying about why do I see your posts over there? You should let them spew their hate without feeling the need to defend against those ridiculous comments.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 11:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think eightyseven and Semi
try to dispel many of the stereotypes that people (especially those at SCH) have about the Canucks. I don’t know if those people can be convinced, but I commend Semi and eightyseven for doing that when I just want to tell them all to go fuck themselves and to enjoy the golf.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
well, it’s nice to know we’re more graceful losers.
I mean, we’re not great losers. But compared to our hated rivals, I’ll take it.
Thing is...
…there are a bunch of good peeps over there. They just need more of them. The good ones, that is.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
That's what people say
But I really dont see it. All I see is douchebag comment after doichebag comment to a ridiculous level. It’s because it’s a new fanbase that has never known losing
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 11:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It is
ridiculous, isn’t it? Worse than anything Ive ever seen.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
It really is
It’s hard to understand how anyone, let alone a whole group of people can generate that much misdirected hate.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
angriest people
Ive ever seen.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you've obviously
never met an air canada stewardess…
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bwahhahhaaha
Zing! You deserve a drumroll.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 2, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha I have
Im going to do my best to not fly Air Canada from now on.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
For AC?
Only if you think 60 year olds are sexy. :P
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
that image
do not want
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Don't rec that
It only encourages him.
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
No, not Air Canada in particular
I was just having an Austin Powers moment.
"I'm a lover, not a biter" - Alex Burrows
THIRTEEN down, THREE to go.
lol "sexy"
dude i’m an old fucker, and those girls are all too old for me by a long ways…
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Shitcago
Those fans are the most troll-ish ever.Seconded only by Ohio State fans
Trollish? Perhaps your definition of troll differs from mine, but I don’t see many Chicago fans coming over here and causing trouble. Say what you will about the amount of anti-Canuck sentiment over at SCH…I agree it seems to border on being an obsession with some of the people over there and I don’t quite understand it fully. But at least they’re respectful enough to spew it in their own blog and keep it to themselves. The stuff you’re reading over there is not being forced upon you, and if you’re actively seeking it out and getting upset about it, it’s your own fault.
Perhaps I do have a different definition of troll.Yes,I do go to read about their team. I am curious to see who they pick up trade wise and I actually like to read some analysis from the other side.Some people over there are respectful, but a lot of them are not. Maybe I am also drawing on some of the crap I have had to deal with from other sites ( Yahoo idiots, Facebook. ) I don’t get upset I just cannot believe you can harbor that much hate after over a month, Get over it already
Believe me, I don’t get it either and I’m a Hawks fan. Sure I was upset when we lost and I’m still not happy about it but some people have taken it to another, unhealthy level. I don’t like it that a few bigmouths are making an entire fanbase look like a mob of hatemongers. On the other hand, I don’t like that the entire Chicago fanbase is being classified as angry, hateful douchebags based on what a few bigmouths are spouting off.
I hear that
Because I don’t like when it goes the other way as well. Too many people everywhere like to paint with broad strokes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh Come On!!
I loved painting w/ the biggest paintbrush I could find back in Kindergarten.
Oh wait….. we weren’t actually talking about painting? Carry on…….
I was too busy sniffing glue.
To each their own, I guess.
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by kesrows on Jun 2, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True dat
Vancouver knows exactly what it’s like to have unfair generalizations made based on the actions of a few bad apples.
Kudos to you for coming over here, and you’re right. It’s not the entire fanbase…it’s just taken over right now it seems. And as they are doing it on their own site, that’s fine by me.
Calling this city and fans classless f$%&s goes above and beyond hating a team, so I find that strange. I hope the hate comes down (but not entirely!), and we can have some epic games next season, but still enjoy it as fans.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Unfortunately the hate spewing loudmouths always get the attention.
Then people cherry pick those comments and ignore the rational ones.
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question
out of the bigmouths over there being utterly ridiculous, how many of them became Chicago fans last June?
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because, when i was a newbie Canucks fan, and i first got to pay attention to Van playoff action in 2007, i developed my hatred for the Ducks because they beat us and went on to win the Cup.
could it be a similar situation with these SCHers? the crowd has sure changed over there since last year, after all.
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a whole bunch of people left
because the mods introduced new rules I think
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 3, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Exactly. A bunch of people did leave because there was a new rule that comments must be related to hockey only. This was a real turn-off for many of the more easy going, fun-loving fans (myself included) who were not only there to talk/read about hockey but were also there to have a good time (similar to the atmosphere here at NM). There were some really funny members who would help balance out the super-serious fans and take the edge off of them. That equilibrium is way out of whack now.
You know, I think it is a mix of newer fans and long-time fans actually. Some of the older fans have waited a long, long time for the Hawks to win the Cup. It happened, and it was glorious, and now it’s not ours anymore, and that really sucks for us but hey, it happened. Vancouver knocked the Cup our of our hands so it seems they are the focal point of the emotional letdown of “oh shit, we lost the Cup”. People who have been fans for 20, 30, 40 years know how long it could be till it happens again. Some of the newer fans I think feed off of a negative comment made and think “oh, so this is how I’m supposed to act/feel” and they run with it, and the whole thing snowballs into, well…what you see there now lately.
Definitely comfy under that bridge.
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Trolls
live under bridges. Everyone knows that.
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That I can't answer
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The point is that the insanely bitter Chicago fans people are referring to do in fact stay under their bridge, on their site. It’s mostly the decent fans who find their way here, even if your post was a bit of a fail.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I agree with this
a few guys at SCH who are asswipes don’t make an entire fanbase into trolls. We always complain of people saying the same things about us, it seems hypocritical to the extreme to turn around and pain another fanbase with a wide wide brush.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
A common sense troll?
Dammit, they’re the worst kind!
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
I was curious so I went to take a peak at the Game 1 thread
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow… NM is now going on about how “from the outset” the Nucks were the better team…
They just had to shake the rust off.
by Powrfwd37 on Jun 1, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t even
by justforkicks on Jun 1, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never met a more delusional fan base, they make me not even hate detroit anymore, at least they know how the game is played.
by Hawk4Eva on Jun 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny how that works, eh?
Maybe the apocalypse IS coming… Hawks fans and Wings fans, living together… Mass hysteria!
by Powrfwd37 on Jun 1, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m done with them.
A few of them are fine people and I enjoy their wit…
But the majority of NM seems to be full of vapid imbeciles that are incapable of rational thought. I’m not ever visiting them again.
by transienthawk on Jun 1, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There’s something in the water over at SCH.
Woo, got one assclown to stay away!
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
an assclown
that i can’t say i’ve ever seen post here… but i have a bad memory for the trivial…
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O THEY MAD
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
They had
such kind words for vancitydan, too.
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
I just stopped commenting there completely
They’re so unbelievably butthurt.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Unbelievable.
They seem to forget that the Canucks were so far ahead in the regular season, that they had nothing to play for, an entire month. Hardly a delusional reason to believe that we were the best team.
Los Angeles, CA
Remember when the Blackhawks backed into the playoffs on the last day of the season and needed help to do it?
by marcness52 on Jun 2, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
good times.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
A bit more love from Chicago.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/ct-spt-0603-around-town—20110602,0,7279002.column
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
cuz bolland is the epitome of class and professionalism. Heck, the hawks in general…
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Comments on a website is one thing, but when you have players going on record like that, it speaks to a genuine dislike if not hatred. Gotta respect that: these teams truly despise each other.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
wooomp womp
Here that? That’s the sad trombone
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Comment from above story
Comment fro above story
Right on David. If you were healthy for the whole series, you guys would have beaten Vancouver again and probably would have won the Cup again. The playoffs got real boring after the Blackhawks were eliminated. Lots of boring, physical, grind-it-out hockey.
And they say we are delusional????
Aw, that's so cute
Bolland and the Hawks are trying to stay relevant between golf games.
Yet, nobody cares.
"I'm a lover, not a biter" - Alex Burrows
THIRTEEN down, THREE to go.
No suspension for Burr
Real_ESPNLeBrun Pierre LeBrun
Hearing no suspension for Burrows.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2011/6/2/2203226/will-alex-burrows-be-suspended
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 2, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
As
it should be.
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Freddy get ready, rock steady
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Correct. I’m glad they talked to him and I hope he knocks the bullshit between whistles off.
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oh man
do I ever. Regardless of “should he have” or “shouldn’t he have” that is not helpful at all. Suffice to say, he was involved in some pointless shit that he should have stayed out of.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
one of the funniest things I saw last night was Thomas during that whole thing.
Looks over at the scrum, throws his hand up and shakes his head and skates off.
lol even he looked less than impressed by the whole scrum
He does the post tap thing at the end of every period
For me, the funniest thing was him tapping the non existent posts and then throwing his arms up.
Goalies are so cool. Crazy, but that was funny.
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This I will agree with
There was too much 2010 Burrows out last night and not enough 2011 Burrows
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Personally, it was borderline 2008 Burrows to me. I was really unimpressed.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
yeah
CBC showed how many times the sedins and burrows touched the puck. It wasn’t even close. What happened to “whistle to whistle” ?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
You guys
and your Marquis of Queensberry style of hockey. It’s the SCF, for the love of Pete. Players veer over the edge to win. Personally, I like it.
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
We’re better without it. I just want to put our best team on the ice.
It’s not that I don’t want people angry, I just want to win. And we do that better without the BS.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
We have the same goal.
We just disagree about how to achieve it.
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
Right. But the point is that last year, when we did a lot of that bullshit between whistles, we failed. Now that usually don’t, we’re succeeding more than we ever have. I’m just playing the numbers.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Agreed.
And Snoboy, I’ll bet that you’d be whistling a different tune if the Bruins had scored a PP goal during the extra 2 that Burr took and TT made it stand up for a 1-0 Boston win.
I’m not asking them to play like choirboys, but tough and aggressive aren’t synonyms for stupid.
We should put scotch tape
on all the skate blades of the Bruins. Who is with me?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Lets plug up their locker room toilets!
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Lets pour nitrogen all over their jerseys and equipment
so when they pick them up they shatter like glass!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 2, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure veer over the edge
But don’t go screeming off the cliff. Remember Chicago last year? That’s what I don’t want to see
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not close
to that level, imo.
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
Definitely not yet
But I don’t want to see it get close to that. It’s a slippery slope
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
This
totally agree. Big deal, he gave Bergeron a little nibble. Played a bit over the edge. Think of all the emotion he must’ve been playing with. Gotta take the bad with the good.
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-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on Jun 2, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what’s great?
Orange juice.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Way to
change the subject. So, uh, how about this weather?
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
I seriously love orange juice though.
Rain sucks. Hoping to go camping in a couple weeks, this has to stop.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
OJ
Is the best. Especially in the morning. Nothing better than a cold glass of orange juice when you wake up. It’s just right.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Except when
you’re hungover. Then it just burns all the way down.
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.
Especially orange juice served by sexy stews, baby!
"I'm a lover, not a biter" - Alex Burrows
THIRTEEN down, THREE to go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew goin!
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Jun 2, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Flight attendants!
Jeeziz, don’t you people listen? ;)
Look around, my little friend
Jubilation in the land
Freddy get ready, rock steady
When Luongo strikes up the band.

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