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Bruins At Canucks Game 7 Preview: Seek And Destroy!

BRUINS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Wed. 5:00 PM PST
TV CBC, NBC, RDS
 Series 3-3
Last Meeting
5-2 Bruins
The Enemy Stanley Cup Of Chowder, Days Of Y'Orr Scoring Leaders H. Sedin: 3-19-22 Krejci: 12-11-23


Roberto Luongo is 3-0 with a 0.67 goals-against average and .979 save percentage in the Canucks' 3 games at home in this series. I am so glad we have home ice advantage because he was terrible in Boston in Game 6. Surely he will rebound at home for the final game of this series. Given the Canucks' lack of goal scoring against Tim Thomas and the Bruins this series Lou is most likely going to have to put up a performance like he did in Game 5: A 1-0 win. The players really need to go for the jugular and get more than 1 goal on Timmy though How about more than 2? 8 goals in 6 games this series. It's baffling we are playing in a Game 7 with that kind of futility. That's how good Thomas is and defensively sound the Bruins are generally. And that's how good Roberto Luongo has been in the wins and how the guys in front of him can band together.

Besides the home team winning every game of this series, another crucial stat is that the team that scores first wins. I'd like to see the Canucks score early and then hopefully often but am giving up on the "often" part. Hopefully our guys can feed off the home crowd and get the first one and dictate the play.

I don't know what else to say. I am sick of the media. What's this, Dank? Some Canucks should have said a lot less in front of the mics. I am also tired of the inconsistent refereeing. I'm sick of the embellishing from both teams. I'm sick of Craig Simpson pretending to be a goaltending expert. But despite all of that this has been an amazing series. The physicality has been tremendous. The goaltending battle for the most part a treat. My anxiety medicine is running low. This is intense stuff right here. Game 7, baby!  I am freaking out!

NO SECOND PLACE, BOYS! WIN THIS DAMN THING! KNOCK THEM ON THEIR ASSES! BEAT THEM ON THE SCOREBOARD! IGNORE THE AFTER-WHISTLE BRUIN BULLSHIT! WIN THIS FOR MAYRAY, ROMER, HAMMER, SON OF SAM AND LUC! WIN IT FOR YOURSELVES! YOU HAVE WORKED DAMNED HARD ALL YEAR FOR THIS MOMENT! DON'T LET THIS OPPORTUNITY SLIP AWAY! Try to have some fun too, hey?

Star-divide

LINKS

-A look at Game 7's in the Cup Finals since the Canucks joined the NHL (The Province). 8 of them and WOW the game-winning goal was scored in the second period in every one of them!

-KesLord and The Professor talk MayRay, the Bruins and Game 7 (The Province).

-Kerry Fraser's take on the Boychuk hit on Raymond (TSN). I have really enjoyed his columns in these playoffs.

-Nick Kypreos is hearing that Nathan Horton is feeling well enough to play and wants to convince team doctors to let him do so.

PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED

CANUCKS

Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows

Jeff Tambellini-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins

Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen

FANNER Glass-Manny Malhotra-Victor Oreskovich

BRUINS

Milan Lucic-David Krejci-Rich Peverley

Brad Marchand-Patrice Bergeron-Mark Recchi

Michael Ryder-Chris Kelly-Tyler Seguin

Daniel Paille-Gregory Campbell-Shawn Thornton


STARTING GOALTENDERS


Roberto Luongo

#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks

6-3

217

Apr 04, 1979

Profile: The Rodney Dangerfield of Vancouver needs to steal Game 7



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2011 - Roberto Luongo 24 1367 15 9 58 2.54 691 633 .916 4


Tim Thomas

#30 / Goalie / Boston Bruins

5-11

201

Apr 15, 1974

Profile: Mr. Conn Smyth...IMO



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2011 - Tim Thomas 24 1481 15 9 51 2.06 812 761 .937 3

INJURIES


CANUCKS

-F Mason Raymond: broken vertebrae, out >4 months

-F Mikael Samuelsson: surgery, out for playoffs. I miss this guy.

-D Dan Hamhuis: groin, day-to-day coach says. I say done for playoffs.

-D Aaron Rome: suspended 4 games.

BRUINS

-F Nathan Horton: concussion

-F Marc Savard: concussion, out for season

-F Trent Whitfield: achilles surgery. Sound familiar?

 

VIDEO

'94 Canucks players talk about this year's team:

Pump Up Video 1

Pump Up Video 2:

I'd like to see THIS happen in Game 7, but I'm sure my heart would explode:

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Thanks Sean!

Ask and you shall receive.

Now I have to go back and read your wise counsel.

Oh yeah – and 1-0 Nucks, Daniel for the winner.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 14, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting stat...

As poorly as the Canucks have played on the road during the SCF, they still have scored more road goals in their three road games than the Bruins have scored in theirs. Let’s jump on the EA Sports bandwagon and say Canucks 3-1 and Dank with the GWG.

by east_van_joe on Jun 14, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

One word chuckles: epic. If (god forbid) we lose tomorrow, this has been a season and playoffs for the ages. Win or lose, I’m proud of this team, and I’m proud to be a Canucks fan. One more win…

by kiyotok on Jun 14, 2011 10:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Awesome.

Just what I needed…

THIS is what we live for!!!

"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."

by Jafane on Jun 14, 2011 11:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks

For the great post, and to the Canucks, of course, for an incredible season. Whatever happens, I love THIS team. GO CANUCKS, WIN!!!!

by Puckmummy on Jun 15, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

/slow clap

Well done, CC!

Rec’d like my liver.

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Super

Exactly what i needed this morning. Get this done, bring home the cup! Henrick pass, daniel scoreeeee! Kesler enters the zone with speed, wrist shot, he scoreeeeesss… Great save Luongoooo, malhotra wins the important face off, puck on bieksa zone clears the zone, puck deflected off boards, Hansen, the penalty killer follows with speed, tangles in front of thomas… Short handed goaaaalllllll
….
….
Luongo is down, marchand shoots at an empty net and sco… Wait, that was daylight robbery,Roberto with an athletic effort extended the leg and deflected….


Streets of vancouver exploded, Canucks are the new…

by duru2000 on Jun 15, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Just wow. I bow to the greatness.

It’s been a fun ride no matter what happens. Good luck tonight. I’m hoping the Bruins win, which is different from hoping the Nucks lose. Wanted to post this last night, but nothing doing. It has been a year.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

by Kungfuguy on Jun 15, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great post CC

Really says it all.

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Jun 15, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

This is it! A one-game season that means the Canucks — the fans, the coaches, and the players alike — can put everything behind us and focus on 60 minutes for that elusive-yet-oh-so-within-reach goal that we all need. It’s simple: If we do not believe it will happen, it will not happen.

I’ll see y’all on W Georgia & Hamilton with my believin’-and-bleedin’-blue-and-green heart!

Go Canucks go!

by Gonzo77 on Jun 15, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

I often feel like an outsider, only having been a fan for a year and a half. That while my emotions feel very invested to me, they can’t possibly compare to those of a “true” fan. But when I read this last night, I realized I have laughed or cried or cheered for every one of these things. That was a good feeling.

Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥
(also ♥Coyotes♥, but shhh, they're sleeping right now!)

by Pseuccubus on Jun 15, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

 But I don’t feel like an outsider. I only started coming here in December.
I kind of felt like that when I first joined especially being a Pens fan, too.
But everyone here is great and they do not sugar coat ANTYHING!

I love the brutal honesty.

The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
One More Win Nucks!!!!!
On Twitter as PensFanInDenver

by PensFanInDenver on Jun 15, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

because, just because

<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As for Kypreos' tweet...

there’s a better chance that Hamhuis plays than does Horton.

by east_van_joe on Jun 14, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Great preview sean, I’ll have to see the pump up videos when I get home, always enjoy those… 2-1 canucks the keslord with a monster of a game, 2 goals including the game winner

by kiyotok on Jun 14, 2011 10:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Very very depressed right now

I just hope the Canucks winning will cheer me up.

3-1 Canucks, Daniel GWG.

by JJ Canuck on Jun 14, 2011 11:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

3-0 Canucks.

Burrows, Manny and Kesler.

I love those intro vids from the dot.com. Been watching them all playoffs get better as they got deeper. I can’t wait to see what epicness they bring for tomorrow.

"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."

by Jafane on Jun 14, 2011 11:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What's the matter with this site tonight?

I’m trying to post from my iPhone to see if it is any better. I keep getting logged out and I can’t post successfully. Tonight of all sleepless nights!

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 15, 2011 12:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I had the same problem lol thought it was just me :P Glad to know it wasn’t :) Seems to be fixed now though :)

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still seem to be screwed

But only on this thread and I am ok with my iPhone. Oh well, at least I haven’t been banned. Lol. It must be the hockey gods telling me I should at least try to get some sleep tonight.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 15, 2011 12:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

spoke too soon still sporadically happening

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe trolls from SCH

Have hacked our site to mess with our heads.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 15, 2011 12:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol it seems that as long as I stay in this post and go nowhere else I am fine lmfao

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Had the same problem

From my laptop last night. Trying to calm my late night nerves but I couldn’t get on here to do so!

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by nucksandpucks on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my heart I always knew it would come to this. A game seven in the SCF. It’s the way it has to be for this team. Just like it always had to go seven against Chicago. Just like we had to win to get into the finals in the exact same way on the exact same day as ‘94. This is a team of redemption built with players who need redeeming, both as individuals and as a team. We’ve been waiting all this time for this team, this team of players that so perfectly reflect the struggles of the franchise. The only way to fully get rid of the demons that plague these players but more importantly this franchise is to win the biggest game on the biggest stage. What bigger stage than the seventh game of the Stanley cup finals? After tomorrow the Canucks will never be the same.

by Canuckelhead on Jun 15, 2011 12:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Great post

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 15, 2011 12:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I keep saying (with all the comparisons to 94 and the coincidences) this season sometimes seems like a chance for this team to redeem the 94 run and have the better outcome this time

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Win or lose

I am so proud of our boys. They have been through so much this year. Through ups and downs, they have preservered. They are like family to one another, and they are like family to us too. We miss them through long absences, we cry when they get hurt, we laugh when they show their softer, funnier sides.
Bring it home boys.
Become the Champions we all know you are!

"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"

by spriteofice on Jun 15, 2011 6:01 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

hello...hello

test…test…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry

We’re unable to post your comment at this present time.

Please refresh and try back later…

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep

getting logged out of nm…anyone else having that?

"Can't remember what they said. God damn, shit the bed."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account

by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Working for me right now. But hard to say how long it will last.

What’s wrong? Can’t handle a little frustration right now?

Fuck me. I’m gonna die.

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Canooks.

Mr. Everything FTW!

Go Canucks. I love this team. With you til the final tick of the clock, even if sometimes I’m convinced you’re trying to kill me.

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Full disclosure: Hawks fan

But I have to believe you guys are going to pull this out.

3-1 Canucks. Salo with the GWG
Parties all day all night.

And we’re coming for you next year. :P

Please don't be an idiot. Thank you. -- Frank Pembleton

by lungfish on Jun 15, 2011 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

From your keyboard to God's ears

As for next year vs. Chicago, bring it.

Ryan Kesler for MVP

"Don't tread on me"

by thegreek on Jun 15, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This song was in my head the whole playoff

We are scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We’re looking for you
to start up a fight
There’s an evil feeling in our brains
But it’s nothing new
you know it drives us insane

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy!
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy

There is no escape
and that’s for sure
This is the end we won’t take any more
Say goodbye to the world you live in
You’ve always been BITCHING
but now you’re KILLING

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy!
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy!!

Our brains are on fire
with the feeling to kill
And it won’t go away
’til our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing on our minds
Don’t try running away
`cause you’re the one we will find

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy!
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Ahahahaha!

by duru2000 on Jun 15, 2011 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

A thousand deaths!

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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I have to say is

Just Fucking Win.
And Burrows with the Cup winning goal

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 8:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Ready to clutch your chest yet?

No? This should help.

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

win!

Normally cheesy videos using that soundbite just make me roll my eyes, but I actually got a little tear watching that. It is going to be a long hard day at work.

"Can't remember what they said. God damn, shit the bed."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account

by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very well said, Twitch. Gonna be a loooong day.

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And halleluia the site seems to be back up and running. Wasn’t sure how I was going to make it to puck drop without you guys.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 15, 2011 9:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Make it green

Well at least I have 1995, 2000, and 2003. Those were fun.

by dees ees en drama on Jun 15, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I just noticed something else with that 2003 series – Jersey won 3 games 3-0, including the winner. So…one more 1-0 shutout for Lu?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 8:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Just win FFS

2-1 Canucks
Lappy with the game winner

In my dreams, Dank after the win punches the snot outta Marchand after the game

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 8:33 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

that would be funny.

by Puckmummy on Jun 15, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game(s) suspension carrying over to next season?

If we get the cup today, OK!…?

xv
Donde, está, la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.
Coconuts go.™

by eightyseven on Jun 15, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well done, Mr. Z

Love this:

NO SECOND PLACE, BOYS! WIN THIS DAMN THING! KNOCK THEM ON THEIR ASSES! BEAT THEM ON THE SCOREBOARD! IGNORE THE AFTER-WHISTLE BRUIN BULLSHIT! WIN THIS FOR MAYRAY, ROMER, HAMMER, SON OF SAM AND LUC! WIN IT FOR YOURSELVES! YOU HAVE WORKED DAMNED HARD ALL YEAR FOR THIS MOMENT! DON’T LET THIS OPPORTUNITY SLIP AWAY! Try to have some fun too, hey?

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

And again GO Western Conference!

1-0 Canucks in triple OT – Manny with GWG.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Jun 15, 2011 8:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Triple OT!!?!

Are you the devil?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t think of a more appropriate way for this game to end. It’d be bad for my heart. But everyone’s gotta die some day.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

by Kungfuguy on Jun 15, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the last hockey game before the long summer … I want it to last forever!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Jun 15, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overtime games are awesome...

…in retrospect…but they really do suck during.

"Can't remember what they said. God damn, shit the bed."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account

by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just imagine how much fun it would be to tell the story

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

by Kungfuguy on Jun 15, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I so desperately want to flag this.

Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.

by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

stress

Man, I need to go to the gym today and work off this stress but my shoulder is kinda twingy, not sure if I should work out or not…

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 8:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I have the same problem

I tweaked my back and groin in the same week and my hip-flexor is still bugging me. I went to the gym, but just made sure I worked different areas: pecs, arms and calves.

If your shoulder is bugging your just do a lower-body work out and maybe your core. Squats, Crunches, back extensions and cario/running shouldn’t put any stress on your arms or shoulders.

I’m antsy with the stress too, but I’m stuck at work!

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Jun 15, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

go to the gym and do legs?

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I could just do legs except I just did’em yesterday. Not supposed to work same muscles two days in a row. plus both days of my routine have some shoulder work: seated rows, pushups, chest shoulder presses etc. normally today’s routine is pretty heavy arms and shoulders tho, lots of cables. Thinking today off or just cardio/yoga. do legs tomorrow again and the upper body on friday

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol yeah probably the best plan :)

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry all.
NM was hacked last night. Only us.
Where is the love?

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We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!

by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

should we

be changing passwords?

"Can't remember what they said. God damn, shit the bed."
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. My twitter account

by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

Nucks Misconduct Contributor
We chew and spit you out. We laugh, you scream and shout. All flee, with fear you run. You’ll know where we come from:
Damage incorporated.........GO!

by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Really? People really hate the Canucks huh

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you don't look like a Sedin

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

by Kungfuguy on Jun 15, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't seen my playoff beard ; )

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 15, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You’re on a roll today. :)

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh so that was why

Was wondering why the login process was going wonky.

by Exand on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys,

Just wanted to say it’s been real. Awesome time coming here, made a guy whose now in his mid twenties and living abroad really feel like a part of Vancouver again. Another good friend of mine now lives in New Zealand now and we were both ten during the ’94 run and he sent me a msg last night (which I tried to post earlier but the site was a bit..finnicky) that was equal parts anxiety and excitement re: tonight and he wanted my thoughts heading into the game and I wanted to share them with you:

We’ll win tomorrow. I guarantee it. This team, this close, no way will we lose. In 1994 Trev and Kirk did all they could in Game 7 to win the Cup for Vancouver but they weren’t enough. This team is more than that. We’ve got Daniel, Hank, Burr, Kesler, Juice, Eddy Manny, Lappy….no fucking way will they let this slip away. Luongo won’t be a pylon next game, he might not be awesome but he won’t let in 3 quick garbage goals like last game.

Boston got away with murder in Boston, but the refs and the NHL know how much Vancouver fucking hates them now and no one wants to be the ref that gets ripped apart in a large Canadian market for the rest of their lives so they’ll have no choice but to try to call a clean game. Marchand, he can go to hell. All I want is for guys is to stand up for each other, just like they have all year long.

Raymond is a terrible loss but Tambellini is a local boy, he knows how much this means to the city. He’ll lay it all on the line tomorrow. And Kesler is a cockier Linden. He might talk a lot of smack but he’s willing to die if that’s what it takes to win. I’m as disappointed as you are that we didn’t get the job done last game and it was doubly disappointing because our $10m goalie let us down, pure and simple. The guys after that had plenty of chances to get back in after that (forget the ones that clanged off iron, b/w Henrik, Burrows and Kesler, there were three straight up empty nets that the puck either bounced at the last second or the guy just whiffed on). You think that will happen tomorrow on our ice? No fucking way.

Lastly, there will be 18,500 fans in the building and 100,000 outside who know how rare an opportunity this is and how badly we need this team to win the Cup tomorrow. You don’t think the team will feed off that energy? Fuck mutherfuckin yeah they will. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the Canucks had Smyl and Linden come talk to the guys in the dressing room tomorrow morning and talk about their runs in ‘82 and ’94, about how much fun it was, but also about how they never got a chance like that again and they wish so badly they could’ve gone that extra half yard to win and how fulfilling it would have been to win a Cup in their careers.

I guarantee you the Canucks will win tomorrow. I would bet my life on it.

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by cyclone's ghost on Jun 15, 2011 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 3-2

Burrows = GWG

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Jun 15, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t do anything today. I’m all jitters. Canucks 3 – 0, Daniel with the GWG, then he laughs at Marchand in the handshake line. Okay, he doesn’t, that would be so unSedinlike.

by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 15, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Just wanted to thank you guys for allowing a drunk from Florida to share in the fun

been a great run and it ends tonight. Win or lose, I’m at the bar amongst a bunch of Chowds in my Mogilny jersey on Jacksonville Beach.

Tonight, I see a 4-2 Canucks win. We light the lamp first and go from there. I think we caack the code on Thomas as that third period in Game 6 showed me all I needed to see and something about Luongo in the blue sweater seems to bring out the best in him.

by Joe Fisher on Jun 15, 2011 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope there's some good baseball on tonight

So I’ll have something to do during intermission. Rangers @ Yankees, yo. Better than having to listen to Mike Milbury.

Well at least I have 1995, 2000, and 2003. Those were fun.

by dees ees en drama on Jun 15, 2011 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

There is never...

any GOOD baseball on. Sorry my friend.

by patrik e on Jun 15, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is never

not any good baseball on. Or something.

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by Section 312 on Jun 15, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

um um um um um um um um
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A surprise at Rogers Arena, #moose captain Nolan Baumgartner and Kevin Bieksa are first two players on ice for #canucks at am skate

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

What…I…fuck. What, wasn’t Mahieu Scneider available?

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by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man I hope he's just taking the skate off...
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No Alex Edler or Dan Hamhuis at morning skate, Andrew Alberts is on the ice as are all the other #Canucks. #bringithome

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I heard that he might get in before Ballard if someone went down and I’m being serious although that sounds like it could be a joke. Hopefully he’s just skating although it would be a nice story for a guy who has been with the organization this long, never played a bad game for the Canucks and is now the captain of the farm team to get his name on the cup.

by Canuckelhead on Jun 15, 2011 9:31 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The issue being, if Edler is out we’re very very very thin on the backend

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get it

I really, really hope edler is playing, just trying to look on the bright side

by Canuckelhead on Jun 15, 2011 9:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

YES

THANK GOD

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON KEITH BALLARD

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by eightyseven on Jun 15, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always proud of this team

And the folks here at NM. I have enjoyed this season more with you all…A huge pressure release at home. Hits galore, 2 early goals in the first, both on the power play, with a 5-1 Canuck win, much rejoicing, and very possible some cheap shit from various places.

Kesler tips in the winner.

Oh, going into lockdown. The usual sources, like NHLN , SNET, TSN, I tried a smidge of each, was disgusted. Will check in here of course, from time to time, but need to ignore all that shit that is becoming uglier and uglier.

The good thing is, looking around for anything else, I got to watch Storage Wars and Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed break up on A & E.

So, there’s that.

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by vancitydan on Jun 15, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Same

After flipping through some more articles online last night, I just gave up.

So I’ll hang out here and that’s it. Go Canucks Go!

by Exand on Jun 15, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

They

broke up? Holy fuck.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Daniel

I’m gonna be in the crowd, dress and makeup on, ready to cross the street to Queen E for Wicked.

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by eightyseven on Jun 15, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow! Lucky you girlfriend! Have fun!!!!!!!

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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 15, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 Nucks, Lappy

Last chance to get on the wizard board. Don’t let me down.

Really think I’m going to end up playing hooky tonight from work. How could I miss this?

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by TXCanucklehead on Jun 15, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Game 7 postgame summary

here.
I don’t claim to understand the time travle mechanics at play, but they nailed it.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 15, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

The post underneath...

About presenting the Stanley Cup was amusing…

"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."

by Jafane on Jun 15, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Dank

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

No CoHo at the skate

Looks like Jeff Tambellini gets his shot at glory

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Top shelf, I hope.

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by eightyseven on Jun 15, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

just curious...

I understand ‘top shelf’, but why do they call it ‘top cheese’?

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
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by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

cuz is there anything better

than a top shelf goal or cheese?

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Top cheese is old news

It is all about going “top ched”. Because we all know cheddar is the best cheese. And saying whole words is too time consuming.

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by Section 312 on Jun 15, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

In fact the "top"

is kind of redundant. “Ched” implies the top part.

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Jun 15, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ched

That’s awesome. I’ll be stealing that if that’s ok

by Canuckelhead on Jun 15, 2011 11:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You can't steal it

it is common parlance in hockey circles. It belongs to everyone yet belongs to no one.

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Jun 15, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies

Swiss cheese is the best cheese.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is the single stupidest

think I have ever read on this site.

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Jun 15, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on now. It’s only semi stupid.

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I think cheddar is overrated.

by marcness52 on Jun 15, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

awful stuff. FETA FOR ALL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

by Passive Voice on Jun 15, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

@sportsnetmurph
Dan Murphy
Edler will play. I saw him going into the workout room with gloves on and his stick to work on some skills. Tamby skating, Hodgson not.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

That was a scary ten minutes

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when you used to hate on Twitter?

Yeah :) This was up less than a minute ago. Keener :)

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by eightyseven on Jun 15, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put me in the twitter hate column. :)

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by Angy on Jun 15, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

same

What’s the point when somebody is bound to post it here within minutes anyways? Twitter gives some extremely dumb people a license to express themselves freely, and I just can’t handle it.

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh

not unlike a sports team blog/message board…

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but twitter doesn’t have semi-tough bouncers though. :P

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

shush

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay I know you guys are dying with stress and all – but answer this, can I have two iferror in one formula? I see no reason I can’t, but never tried it before.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Jun 15, 2011 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I choose to forego my right to predict the score except for 1 thing

Canucks. Win.

Side note: I don’t really have a problem with what Dank said. I think he’s using that as a rallying cry for the rest of his team. It also makes him accountable to what he says should they lose.

I like it.

by jluglue on Jun 15, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Canucks, Kesler with GWG

I will be screaming at the tv from start to finish in excitement. Go Canucks Go!

by Exand on Jun 15, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool

GJ is having a little one on one chat with Tambo. Keeps showing him a high glove side movement.

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by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

yes yes

exxxxcellent

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

x2!!!

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Leave him the fuck alone.

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by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

YEAH. Leave Luuuu alone

he needs his ritual. blast those earphones and tune out Luuuuu!

by Puckmummy on Jun 15, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

Leave him alone so he can focus.

by Exand on Jun 15, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

clearly not a true fan? A true fan would know to leave him the hell alone. Especially after he’s stated after these walks that it is really nice that he’s been left alone so far.

I get wanting to wish the players luck if you have the chance but really think about what you’re doing before you do it :(

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Poor Lu. I know the guy means well but really. Give Lu a break.

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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 15, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Lou shouldn’t broadcast to the media where he goes to find solitude

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t surprise me if that was just a decoy though, to throw people off the scent. I bet he goes somewhere else.

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

there’s more than one seawall in this city…just saying…

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

A scoop.

Montreal report that Hammer has a ruptured testicle is wrong. Just got further confirmation that Hammer groin muscle is torn off the bone and he will get surgery on it on Friday. He just wants to be with the team before surgery and be able to skate with the Cup if they win. Expected 10 weeks of recovery after the surgery.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

ooph

That sounds pretty painful

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is why CC’s friend sees Dan walking normally at the bank several days ago. Can walk fine but no twisting or left to right motion

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to hear. Wouldn’t want to wish a ruptured testicle on any guy.

Speedy recovery, Hammer.

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by Vancouverguy on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord that sounds horrible. Heal well and quick Hammer

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

get better soon Hammer

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's more.

Let’s just say that after all is said and done we will be hearing about more injuries to our guys than we thought.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than we thought? I already thought a lot of them had injuries

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well except you then!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We know Kesler, also Hank, Bieksa, Edler and Alberts right? All playing injured.

WARRIORS!

by Puckmummy on Jun 15, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there may be more

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( BUMMER

I just hope they can all dig the deeeeeeepest they need to DIG to get the WIN.

by Puckmummy on Jun 15, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bet. And they will. I’m just curious as to “who” and “what” but we’ll find out soon enough

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just do it

For everyone thats ever put on a Canucks jersey and lived and died with this team. Through the good seasons and the bad. For Orland and Trevor, Captain Kirk and the steamer. For everyone in the ring of honour, for your fans and the city of Vancouver. For those who are no longer with us and most importantly for yourselves.

And also for my heart, im not sure how much more it can take

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by HockeyFan on Jun 15, 2011 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel tense today, but not too bad though. I stay busy at work and concentrate on other things.
Unfortunately, I have THIS cheesy song stuck in my head and it’s not helping:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So5vA9D36P0

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Sean

That song always makes me tear up. Especially now.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Sheesh thanks for that, good tune though

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by HockeyFan on Jun 15, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

That was the best pre game video ever. I had totally forgotten about it but i’m going to play it for the house full of people my wife has invited over. Looks like i’ll be watching a lot of the game in the garage.

by Canuckelhead on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that, from someone who grew up cheering for those wings.

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Nucks

Kesler FTW in triple OT

because you just know it won’t come easy

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 15, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Enough of the triple OT predictions you devil women!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

How often am I right?

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 15, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You damn well better be right about the the Nucks winning part, at the very least!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I figured if I mentioned triple OT

it wouldn’t happen

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 15, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just had a conversation

with one of my vendors who lives in Minneapolis. This is a guy I’ve never spoken to before. We were talking about a customer who’s not paying their bill and I said ‘i don’t really want to pay my cable bill but if I want to watch game 7 tonite I gotta pay it.’ He got excited and said ‘hell yeah I wanna watch that game!’ Turns out he’s a detroit fan (ugh) but also a hockey fan in general, and he was absolutely stoked about tonite’s game. He says this has been a fantastic series to watch, nastiness notwithstanding, and he doesn’t even care who wins, he just wants to enjoy the trip. I was surprised that he hadn’t heard anything about the extent of MayRay’s injury, but he did say that as soon as he watched the replay he thought for sure it would be a suspension, and the way he positioned it was ‘based on the fact ’the hit’ got four games, this should have been a suspension for sure.’

Just thought it was interesting comments from a hockey fan who doesn’t really care about either team all that much and doesn’t know me from adam or where my allegiances lie…just enjoys the game.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

TSN disagrees with your assessment.

But I’m biased towards them cause they agree with me. :)

by I Love Ska on Jun 15, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

First prediction of the season

I haven’t made a score/GWG prediction all year. This feels like as good a time as any:

3-2 Canucks. Dank with the winner, with 7:36 to go in the 3rd.

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by nucksandpucks on Jun 15, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

OK: 3--2 Canucks

Manny with the SERIES WINNING GOAL.

STANLEY CUP WINNING GOAL.

Manny wins it for MayRay and all the injured guys.

How’s that?

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The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 15, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Me

likey

NUCKS and BOLTS - Nothin' but love for the Canucks, Lightning and San Diego Chargers

by HockeyFan on Jun 15, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need to kill some time? Stare at this:

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

you just forced

VCDan to have a flashback to his hippy days.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This picture

was crazier when I was looking near it rather than at it…. weird

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by HockeyFan on Jun 15, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's

the effect it achieves. peripheral illusion.

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 15, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

A good bout of vertigo should hold off the heart attack for a few hours.

Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see a black screen??

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lucy

in the Sky with Diamonds.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me spark something something

to counteract the tab of whatever that just sent me back to.

IT MOVES,I11

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.........

by vancitydan on Jun 15, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

called it

"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

(right-click, “set as new background”)
WOAH!

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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
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by missy on Jun 15, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter what happens today

I want to say how I’ve loved all the banter I’ve had with you guys this year. I just got an account here after I asked Chuckles Canuckles in class in September what website he was always perusing during lecture and then bam! I finally found a site to obsess and discuss the Canucks with people who are just as Canuck obsessed as I am. I love this place, it’s been one heck of a ride. Love you guys.

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by Canuck_gal on Jun 15, 2011 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

woot

it’s like the last day of school in here!

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 15, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

well said! Enjoy the game Twitchy!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

:) :)

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 - 1 ... The Boys bring it home

AMFB for the win, Dank opens, Hank and Kes get one…. and Louie is sick, straight up sick.
Robbing everybody and zoned in like a sniper scope.

Also, Manny is once again money in the circle.

GO CANUCKS GO !

by bygfeete on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Game 7 Haiku

Urged past the gold guard
Black arbiter of glory
Boston goes silent

by Geodetic on Jun 15, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Dear God

You owe Vancouver one for 1994.

Canucks 2-1 Kesler

Ryan Kesler for MVP

"Don't tread on me"

by thegreek on Jun 15, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Our Father who art in Vancouver
Hockey be thy name
Thy will be done
the Cup will be won
on ice as well as in the stands
Give us this day our hockey sticks
And forgive us our penalties
as we forgive those who cross-check against us
Lead us not into elimination
But deliver us to victory
In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley
and in the name of the Vancouver Canucks, Amen

GO CANCUKS GO!!!

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, didn’t get a lot of time to get over here earlier today. Not going to have a lot of time to spend here today either. And I won’t be back tomorrow. Stay safe out there, have fun tonight, and goddamn do I hate your team.

GO BRUINS!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 15, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

*stoic look

respect for loving your team and showing it here, without being a douchebag

<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna make a prediction because it is just too much to handle

but I do have this to say:

WEDNESDAY NIGHT

the Canucks will be challenged like they have never been challenged before.

The question flying around town is; can the Boston Bruins be beat?

Do we have the relatively healthy roster that they have? The experience that they have? No we don’t.

However, there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Preparation, preparation, preparation.

We are going to stack our strengths up against their weaknesses.

Because let me tell you something else; while the Boston Bruins, are over on the East side, dreaming about their playoff win and their Stanley Cup title, by God we’re gonna be right here on this ice, preparing physically, and mentally, preparing for one thing and one thing only; and that is beating the Boston Bruins.

Listen to me.

You look around at each other, right now, you look at each other and you ask yourselves, because it is time: what kind of a man am I?

Because Wednesday night, wednesday night…. there will be a bond formed between and among you that will never be broken. I will not be proven wrong on that.

Do I think that we can beat the Boston Bruins? I don’t think that we can beat the Boston Bruins.

I know damn well that we can beat the Boston Bruins.

The question is; do you think we can beat the Boston Bruins? Yeah?

THEN SHOW ME.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

they CAN do this!

It’s been a great run and thanks for letting me share it with you guys.

If they play their hearts out and leave it all on the ice I cannot ask for more than that.

It doesn’t have to be pretty, just get it done!

Win it for MayRay and win it WITH Manny!

Go Canucks Go!!!!

by BW79 on Jun 15, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 4-1, Kesler

Last game 7 of Stanley Cup, one of my teams won it, time for the other to do it now
Just win and shut everyone up
No matter what happens, a great season and I’ve enjoyed spending it with you guys

by andrew21nz on Jun 15, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Just

Fucking
Win

That is all

<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Jun 15, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

by mfarough on Jun 15, 2011 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

mfarough

You’ve been right about every series so far. IT BETTER CONTINUE TONIGHT

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 15, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

by mfarough on Jun 15, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s hoping the Sedin’s passing game channels Sergei Federov

by canuckgirl on Jun 15, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nucks 1-0, double overtime, who else but burrow

Can’t imagine how you guys feel…oh, wait, I can…my team was in the same spot two years ago, losing game 6 on the road to go back home for a game 7.

Here’s to a better outcome for the home team tonight.

(I’ve been trying to post this comment since 12 am your time, let’s see if it gets through this time)

Eat 'em up, Tigers!

by ahtrap on Jun 15, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah the site got hijacked last night!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 15, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No prediction for me

We’re 1 win away from eternal glory. The most important 60 minutes of action we’ve ever faced are looming. It all comes down to this. BRING. IT. HOME.

by Canuckk on Jun 15, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Downtown time friends

COCONUTS GO!

xv
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Coconuts go.™

by eightyseven on Jun 15, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NEWS!

I just heard on 1040 that
(a) HORTON is in the Boston warm-up (arrrrgh, no way!), and…
(b) The NHL want Boston to win (well, maybe this isn’t news, ha ha).

by Puckmummy on Jun 15, 2011 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This IS Game Seven

My final prediction of the season:
Canucks win the Cup 2-1. Daniel Sedin gets GWG.

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Jun 15, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Nucks, GWG for Burr! SBNation wasn’t working earlier today…so I’m a little late.

"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny

"He could have played with a cigarette in his mouth" -Bieksa, on the rookie Tanev playing in the SCF

by raincity on Jun 15, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

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