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Canucks At Bruins Game 6 Preview: Hear The Cry Of War Louder Than Before

CANUCKS
BRUINS

AT

Time Mon. 5:00 PM PST
TV CBC, NBC, RDS
 Series 3-2 Canucks
Last Meeting
1-0 Canucks
The Enemy Stanley Cup Of Chowder, Days Of Y'Orr Scoring Leaders H. Sedin: 2-19-21 Krejci: 11-11-22
Canucks
Category Bruins
Won 1
Streak Lost 1
5-5
< Road Record / Home Record >
9-3
-4
Goals For / Against +/- +21
2.44 (13)
Goals Per Game 3.13 (6)
2.61 (7)
Goals Against Per Game 2.22 (1)
0.97 (8)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.72 (1)
21.2 (6)
Power Play %
9.8 (14)
81.7 (7)
Penalty Kill %
84.1 (6)
31.9 (8)
Shots Per Game 32.0 (7)
31.9 (9)
 Shots Against Per Game 33.7 (12)
84.6 (3)
Winning % When Scoring First 90.9 (2)
7-2
Record When Leading After 1 6-2
3-5
Record When Trailing After 1 3-3
8-1
Record When Leading After 2 8-1
771 (1)
Hits 601 (2)
334 (4)
Blocked Shots
345 (1)
50.6 (6)
Faceoffs % 51.5 (4)
17.3 (15)
PIM's Per Game Average
15.5 (12)
NHL.com

Back into the B Hive the Canucks go and if they can bring the same intensity level from Game 5 there they could win the Stanley Cup on enemy turf. The proper physicality and compete levels were sorely lacking in Games 2 and 3 in Boston and the Bruins ate them for dinner.

Is Roberto Luongo ready to steal another one? He's going to have to if guys named Sedin, Burrows, Kesler, Raymond and Higgins don't snap out of their funks. And if the (I believe) 1-for-26 power play doesn't bag one, which is really where the Sedins and Kesler can get it going because they play the majority of the power plays. We can't be relying on Line 3 to bail our collective asses out every game. The top line needs to persevere past all the physicality thrown their way. Get up off your asses and play! The refs are not biting on the dives so cut it out!  I think we can all agree that Ryan Kesler is playing on one leg so we can cut him some slack. But what if he could find it within himself to hit beast mode one more time? (He took a maintenance day Sunday). What if Mason Raymond could actually capitalize with all that speed that he uses? Higgins needs to get to the net and bury his chances as well.

I thought the Canucks' D as a unit really settled down on home ice. They need to keep that composure on the road or they're going 7. If this turns into another scoreless chess match then so be it. Unless they are going to find more ways to beat Tim Thomas they don't really have a choice. The patience game. Stressful to watch but oh did it work in Game 5. And the hits...keep 'em coming!

C'mon boys, finish them in 6! Score first, get the rowdy crowd out of it!  I wanna see Bobby Orr and Cam Neely crying. DO THIS! FIGHT DAMN IT!

Star-divide

LINKS

-Aaron Rome talks to the media for the first time since his suspension (TSN).

-Kerry Fraser is sick of the embellishing in the Finals and I don't blame him. He writes a golden article at TSN about it.

-Baiting baiting baiting. Shut the f*** up already.

 

PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED

CANUCKS

Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows

Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins

Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen

FANNER Glass-Manny Malhotra-Victor "Has this guy been good or what?" Oreskovich

BRUINS

Milan Lucic-David Krejci-Rich Peverley

Brad Marchand-Patrice Bergeron-Mark Recchi

Michael Ryder-Chris Kelly-Tyler Seguin

Daniel Paille-Gregory Campbell-Shawn Thornton


STARTING GOALTENDERS


Roberto Luongo

#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks

6-3

217

Apr 04, 1979

Profile: The Rodney Dangerfield of Vancouver



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2011 - Roberto Luongo 23 1359 15 8 55 2.43 683 628 .919 4


Tim Thomas

#30 / Goalie / Boston Bruins

5-11

201

Apr 15, 1974

Profile: Mr. Bankshot, also Mr. Conn Smyth...IMO



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2011 - Tim Thomas 23 1423 14 9 49 2.07 774 725 .937 3


WHO IS HOT / COLD

CANUCKS

HOT

-NONE, but I'd like to give a shout out to Maximus Lapierre and LUUUU!

COLD

-Henrik Sedin: 0 points in his last 5 games. Unacceptable.

-Daniel Sedin: 0 points in his last 3. Unacceptable.

-Ryan Kesler: 0 points in his last 4. Very obviously playing hurt.

-Christopher Higgins: 1 assist in his last 7. Unacceptable.

-Mason Raymond: 0 points in his last 7. ARGH

-FANNER Glass: 0 points in his last 30. Seriously, stop playing this guy.

-Victor Oreskovich: 0 points in his last 19.

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 30 games. Benched in Game 4 and 5 = dog shite.

-Cody Hodgson: 0 points in his last 10 games with very limited ice time. (healthy scratch)

 

BRUINS

HOT

-Tim Thomas: 2 goals against in his last 3 games.

-David Krejci: 4 goals and 6 assists in his last 8.

-Zdeno Chara: 4 assists in his last 4.

-Michael Ryder: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 3.

-Rich Peverley: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 3.

COLD

-Tomas Kaberle: 1 assist in his last 6.

-Tyler Seguin: 1 assist in his last 9.

-Dennis Seidenberg: 0 points in his last 10.



INJURIES


CANUCKS

-F Mikael Samuelsson: surgery, out for playoffs. I miss this guy.

-D Dan Hamhuis: groin, day-to-day coach says. I say done for playoffs.

-D Aaron Rome: suspended 4 games.

BRUINS

-F Nathan Horton: concussion

-F Marc Savard: concussion, out for season

-F Trent Whitfield: achilles surgery. Sound familiar?

 

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This picture says it all about the Bruins' defence. Not that they suck because Lappy scored, but that there's 4 of the buggers collapsing in on Thomas! Yeesh:

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Man

I hope Glass sits this one. Pretty much anyone else would have been more useful last game.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Every game. I swear.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballard as a forward ?

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by mfarough on Jun 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

try it.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

He does have speed and a shot. Why not?

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rome did it against LA

last year in the playoffs

Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.

by westy99 on Jun 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

worthwhile

but not going to happen

<3 Boobies!
#WinitWithManny
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by Canuckles on Jun 13, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what it is worth

He had a better game than the previous one. I was as upset as everyone with the miss on an open net, but he made a couple plays that were good too.

Who else? CoHo, a rookie in a clinching game ( yes, my choice if there was a swap out. Change that 4th line to a scoring one in one move ) or Tambo? ( no, had his chance, and while he has had his moments, he was beaten on several of the goals in Boston last time. The one where he went to the corner and bounced back out the most obvious )

I agree on the sentiment, just not sure AV goes with the rookie in a clinching game. It would be an inspired move, but he has shown a desire to go with more veteran guys.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 indeed!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CoHo

I like this, too. CoHo’s capable of playing sensible hockey and moves the puck well. Also, it gives you another centre for the faceoffs in case Malhotra gets bounced. His play seems better suited to match with Malhotra and Oreskovich’s speed.

by Lumberlung on Jun 12, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUT IN TAMBO

2-1 Canucks, Keslord GWG.

BRING ME STANLEY, BOYS. DEAD OR ALIVE.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tambo didn't practice today

which must mean he’s hurt because the spare pieces always practice.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he gave up.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballard still practiced

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on Jun 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

I have 1 point with only hopefully one to go, so no need to get all “trying to score points with it”

Honestly, I see this as a 4-1 game where the PP gets a couple, Luongo outplays TT all game, only giving up a sympathy goal on a late PP the other way late.

Winning goal is going to be Chris Tanev though, on an even strength one.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Metallica Sucks

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So does your mom :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’s Avril?

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Avril sounds like Advil. How fitting

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Advil is good for one head

Avril much better for the other

\o/

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha

True:

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey hey

you you
I don’t like your girlfriend
no way no way
I think you need a new one
 
lyrical genius, and hot too.

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re killing me, man :)

He was a skater boi
She said see ya later boy
He wasn’t good enough
for her.
Now he’s a superstar
Slammin’ on his guitar..

(vomits)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY EYES/EARS

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not from the picture, just the lyrics

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

haters gonna hate

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boobs

are white and memorizing

Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.

by westy99 on Jun 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they have a good memory

;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

spell check fucked me...

mesmerizing

Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.

by westy99 on Jun 12, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The poor dear!

She really does need some sunlight, doesn’t she? Or some more melanin, either one!

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOBS

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

you can’t motorboat a personality.

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by mfarough on Jun 12, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I

can’t put my fist in your college degree.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this racoon eyed pop troll is going to get so much attention here

At least it’s in the most mocking way possible, thank god.

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FIFTEEN down, ONE, that's fucking ONE to go!

by Twin Terror on Jun 12, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want this troll banned

permanently!

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

After all your 10-1 predictions against the Canucks all year? No way man! haha! TT speaks truth!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

april levine

really? Wasn’t Emo Barbie available?

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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 12, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Levine?

She related to that Maroon 5 douche?

xv
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by eightyseven on Jun 12, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still playing eRep eh?

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by Toma (310 To Overtime) on Jun 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's like the worlds worse drug

not even that addictive. terrible game play, admins have changed the rules and made it so stupid, no strategy, not much fun, political module sucks ass,, economic module is a mess…

and yet I still play.

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life on the outside

Is so much brighter! It’s like eRep was a depressant for me. Go out with a bang when you do though.

Good to find you rooting for the Nucks here too!

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by Toma (310 To Overtime) on Jun 13, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 Canucks
Kesler

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

3-1 Canucks

Raymond with GWG

Henrick with Conn Smythe

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Henrick with Conn Smythe

I believe Hetfield said it best when he said: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-uh!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it sure wont be luongo.

only other guy imo for the Canucks is Kesler.

Of course it will be Thomas for Boston, if anyone.

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

or krecji

wow 22 points o.o

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely Thomas.
Wish it was Lou.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit just imagine if the Sedins didn’t dry up they’d be damned near 30 points right now..or more

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's stupid

People are saying Lu has “blown his chance” at the Smythe because of Game 3 and 4. Did everyone all of a sudden forget that Thomas let in a shit-ton of goals last round?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but TT also faced a shitload of shots last round.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas gets lit up

tonight, and Luongo wins the Cup with a 1 goal performance say?

Its supposed to be for all four rounds. Timmy has been good, but come on. Did he not let in 5 or more in 4 games in the last round? Just asking. He has had a great Final. He wins it if they win. But its Lui’s if he wins, especially if the Nucks win it Monday.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

By definition.. if Thomas gets lit up, and Luongo wins with a 1 goal performance… Lui just got lit up too. Haha.. so that just doesn’t work.

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by Vancouverguy on Jun 12, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 of those games the 5th goal was an empty netter, but he still have up 5 in 2 games.

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by Twin Terror on Jun 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Two empty netters…listen, TT is .971 in the Final, I get it. His stats are awesome.

Lui’s numbers are inflated by the 8 goal game a bit, but he does have two shutouts in the Final. Its just so funny the, "well, TT plays that style, so its OK, to the LUONGOALZ BS.

Honestly though SC is the one anyhow. The CS can go to whomever the media wants…so fuck em if they can’t take a joke.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.........

by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue Grant Fuhr

How do you think fans would react to a .900 SV% lifetime in the playoffs?

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great point

His hand is pretty full of Cup rings

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different era.

900 was considered elite at the time. Probably equals 930 now.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

different era

Without remembering years and scores, I recall a whole lot of 6-4, 5-4, 7-5 scores back then…

He did make the big saves when they counted…

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

900 was the upper echelon a goalie strived for.

Nowadays, it’s Dan Ellis territory.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

So, how about a .928, like Luongo had this season? How many goalies have hit .930 in the past five years? Three, with three more hitting .929. That’s pretty rarefied air.

Vokoun, Thomas and Luongo have been in the top five goaltenders three times each in the past five years – and they’re the only ones.

And yet Thomas is brilliant, where Luongo is “never really challenged” or some other nonsense. (Vokoun seem to fluctuate between “playing behind a brilliant defense” and “The only reason Nashville made it this far”, so sympathy for him, too.)

Seriously, it’s like broadcasters are the ultimate hipsters: “Luongo used to be brilliant, back when he was with Florida; but then when he moved to a team people watched, he became popular and stuff so he sucks.”

It’ll be interesting to see if this goes away if Vancouver wins it, or if he ends up with the Chris Osgood/Cam Ward cloud hanging over him, which is a phenomenally stupid thought, but my faith in the story tellers is lacking…

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Seriously, it’s like broadcasters are the ultimate hipsters: "Luongo used to be brilliant, back when he was with Florida; but then when he moved to a team people watched, he became popular and stuff so he sucks."

It’ll be interesting to see if this goes away if Vancouver wins it, or if he ends up with the Chris Osgood/Cam Ward cloud hanging over him, which is a phenomenally stupid thought, but my faith in the story tellers is lacking…

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck

Nobody ever notified me Luongo became Nickelback

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

just Kings of Leon.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares about Conn Smythe?

Stanley is better

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by westy99 on Jun 12, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Much

much better.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much much better

just show us the cup oh beloved canucks so i can die a happy men

by 40 years and counting on Jun 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanley is 1000% better

but Conn Smythe gives us something to talk about until puck drop.

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has faced almost 100 more shots than Luongo and has allowed 6 less goals. I’ve watched the Bruins in the playoffs too and TT has been phenomenal. He is the MVP at this point. I have loved Lou’s play, but I think Timmy has been more of a game saver on more occasions.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I think there is just as big competition from his own team – Kesler, Henrik, Burrows, even a hint of Bieksa (can’t blame him for Ballard’s mistakes).

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now..I have the CS winner candidates at

1. Thomas
2. Luongo
3. Krejci
4. Kesler

And yes I’ll get roasted for that. And no I don’t care :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks players are in tough because it’s been such a wide distribution of heroes each round. Would anyone have tagged Higgins as leading the team with three game winners? Even Hansen got in on the scoring act to open things up!

On a side note: Higgins has two GWGs against Boston in his career: I say he gets one more before the season’s done!

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks players are in tough because it’s been such a wide distribution of heroes each round.

You know it. And that figures into my train of thought

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree

Wholeheartedly with your list Sean. At this point I don’t think there’s any way anyone other than Thomas gets it, unless he let’s in 9 or something tomorrow, which I would put at “highly unlikely”

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can hope, can’t we?

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok... think about this

everyone seems to be saying the CS is Thomas’ even if they lose. My question is this: Do they give him the Conn Smythe if Luongo shuts out the Bruins again?

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by Kent Basky on Jun 12, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Timmy gets it, no matter what.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy lets in the 4 from center ice (would be nice), he still gets it.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

When and how do they actually do the voting?

Cause up the last second matters, in my book.

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its all the media that are there

I think. Most all of the Hockey Writers Association will be there anyhow.

I disagree. If its like 4-1, Lui should win it. If he shuts them out again, its a steal from him if TT wins it.

.971 is not everything. 4 wins and 3 shutouts? Give me a break media rationalizers

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

With you all the way on this one Dan

but I doubt the media will agree with us smart kids.

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was JS Giguere that had 3 shutouts

But he did not have the two big goal games Lui did too. Meh, as long as we win the Big trophy

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giguere was absolutely sick in those playoffs. Holy hell. I mean, the Ducks knocked the damned Wings out in the first round!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was

He was also the Michelin Man in the last vestiges of the “anything goes” era of goalie equipment, but that Final was some of the best goaltending in recent memory.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. His equipment was pathetically big

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you or CC

or anyone think the losing team should get anything?
Just curious. Some say you lose, you lose and no trophy should
be awarded to anyone on the losing team, period.

I say it could go either way.

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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 12, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got the Prince of Wales trophy

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have an issue with a member of a losing team winning the CS. But I almost think that because it is an award that should be representative of the entire playoff period too much emphasis is potentially put on the finals because it is the freshest in people’s minds. Perhaps they should be voting after every series or even every game. The player with the most votes at the end wins.

It would be interesting to look at the 3 stars of every game that both teams have played in the playoffs. Assign like 3 points for 1st star and 1 for 3rd star to see based on that who had the most points lol but I haven’t kept track of who won all of the stars :)

by BW79 on Jun 12, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally think Luie should get the CS instead of Timmy

but lord knows I don’t always get what I want.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think Luongo will care? Assuming Canucks win the Cup, would Luongo really care about the COnn Smythe over winning the Cup? Perhaps so, but I would think he would give up any other trophy for the Cup. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think any Vancouver player would be more than happy to give the Conn Smythe to a Bruin as a consolation prize.

I personally, wouldn’t think twice about it.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

Thomas gets the CS, Canucks take cup.

Next season, Canucks take Cup again, with Lou getting a well-deserved CS.

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by 51dimes on Jun 12, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m down with that!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! I’m not down with that at all!! I may be cheering on the Western Conference now – but next season, it’s all Sharks baby … :)

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by Angy on Jun 13, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if Lou gets another shutout then he gets it otherwise it’s Tim Thomas’.

by marcness52 on Jun 13, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by seedvt on Jun 12, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Villains

Love it. “Say hello to the bad guy”

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010-11 Vancouver Canucks

According to MSM, we’re the diving, whining, concussion-causing anti-heroes.

by seedvt on Jun 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot

biters

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it - a new name - the Vancouver Villains

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Dan, kind of like:

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly

Or this

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still really hasn't hit me

That the Canucks are playing to win the Cup tomorrow night

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Same here. I have an unusual calm feeling. I think my nerves have all been destroyed from the long playoff run. I have no more stress to give.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I think round 1 has given me a feeling of being able to handle anything. Im sure I’ll be freaking out tomorrow though.

We can win the fucking Stanley Cup tomorrow. Lets fucking do this.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Same here. A calmness and Zen feeling. Honestly, I have enjoyed embracing the villain role that has been thrust upon the team. All you can do is laugh at it.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A calm and Zen feeling for me too.

We’re emulating the team, is my guess.

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by Bobby Canuck on Jun 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really

I just watched all the interviews at CDC ( and a huge kudos to that website. First click for all things Canucks, including the actual interviews that get taken out of context. )…and it seems to ooze from them.

They all talk about 60 min of their best. I feel pretty confident if that is the case with this team.

Ommmm Mannnny Mo Ommmmmmm…..

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the mantra

my yoga practice has taken a beating with this Cups run. Let’s hope I can get to Wednesday night class this week. ; ) I’ll definitely try the Manny mantra.

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

As impossible as it seems, I think I have a boatload of stress left in the tank.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys will be a nervous wreck tomorrow. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Luongo isn’t nervous. I’ll grin and bear the HHHNNNGGGG if I have to.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a good feeling for you guys tomorrow. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this wasn’t like the good feelings I had about the Ducks or you had about the Sharks…

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I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shut up!

(said with love)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked that article

pretty good stuff. those guys do nice work.

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bourne from Puck Daddy on twitter was commenting on how impressive our depth would be if we won the cup with our first 2 lines not producing in the final series.

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by raincity on Jun 12, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and people think

our depth is non-existent now.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude from C&B:
“Obviously, clutch exists, and it lives exclusively in VanCity.

Alternately, the Canucks are the luckiest sons-of-bitches to ever skate on this planet. You decide. (And Temujin doesn’t have a vote.)"

Canucks have had as much luck as any other NHL team (well, maybe not Pitts) these SC’s as well as throughout the year and their unfair share of injuries renders them unluckier than some. I agree that clutch exists huge on this team. They’ve made a habit of playing at the level of their opponents as well falling asleep (as Bob McKenzie termed their impulse to take the foot off the accelerator) all year long but have also made winning automatic whenever there’s no other place to go if they lose. You can explain this impulse with many words but I like CLUTCH.

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by Bobby Canuck on Jun 12, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I disagree with him about Temujin8)

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by Bobby Canuck on Jun 12, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Burtch over at PPP

called our depth nonexistent at this point.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sadtrombone

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy how some of PPP

simultaneously love and hate Steve Burtch.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we’re out 2 top 6 D men, a top 6 forward…. it’s not a stretch to say our depth is practically non-existent.

Although that also applies to every team in the league.

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by Vancouverguy on Jun 13, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How soon they forget

I had to scroll up to Sean’s line-up info to remember who the missing top 6 forward was. My bad.

I’d say the fact we’re in Game 6 of the SCF is a testament to our team’s depth.

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also our #1 and #2 centres are pretty obviously injured, and our previous #3 is playing with one eye. But you have to win despite that. And now we just need one more

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Nucks

Kesler FTW

Could the end be nigh?

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by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

better

than all the rest

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys!

I now have an 80’s montage stuck in my head for some reason :)

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by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

that was my objective :P

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now I must go watch Karate Kid too

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by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're the villians so...

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One time. Right now.

by canuck94 on Jun 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Nucks

Burrows 2 goals including the GWG and Conn Smythe

by Chocolate on Jun 12, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch

goals are his calling.

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by mfarough on Jun 12, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 Canucks

Malhotra GWG
30+ Save shutout; Luongo steals the Conn Smythe

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by tzunino on Jun 12, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Love you too, Cliff.

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by eightyseven on Jun 12, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

At least you’re consistent. Cheers, Cliff.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Nucks

Biting Burr GWG.
Thomas is going to win the Smythe, win or lose. But Stanley is all that matters.

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by spriteofice on Jun 12, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop complaining about Higgins and Raymond! They’ve been just fine, Higgins in particular is getting stuff done when he’s on the ice.

by Shazbot on Jun 12, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No! They NEED to score goals. THAT is now GETTING STUFF DONE

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

higgins had a great game 5

according to the neilsen numbers at coppernblue. dude was an animal

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those numbers are great and all. But WE ONLY WON 1-0!!! Wanna flirt with this 1-0 concept in Boston? I don’t!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd be cool

with a 5-0 win.

no doubt about it.

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d also be happy with a 1-0 win with somebody in the bottom 6 scoring again. I just don’t see 1-0 happening in Boston!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just win, baby

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah had to recommend yer article Sean

I do NOT care WHO or WHICH Canuck gets it done …just GET it done!

by 40 years and counting on Jun 12, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Nucks, Raymond

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Nucks, GWG Daniel

One more to go! Lets go Canucks!

by Exand on Jun 12, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Retweeted, complimented, and now just promoting shamelessly because it is awesome. Harrison Mooney can fling the prose about, without a doubt.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

gonna make a post

about it soon. great read by Harrison.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome read thanks for sharing it :)

by BW79 on Jun 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it made with

real canucks?

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by mfarough on Jun 12, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

it was blueberry-cherry.

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by missy on Jun 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks delicious!

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by raincity on Jun 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mystery solved!

It looks delicious.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I mean, look at how they’re embellishing how delicious they’ve turned out?

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by Pseuccubus on Jun 12, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Leaking out juice like it’s been shot

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait...

Bieksa’s swimming in that pie?!?!?

by jluglue on Jun 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm

Pie

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by Temujin on Jun 12, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for deliciousness

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s better than the Rock’s strudel :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crust looks awesome.

That’s how I remember those luscious pies that existed in NYC when I was living there. The more they looked like your crust, Missy, the more perfect they were.

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by Bobby Canuck on Jun 12, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Canucks

Henrik GWG. On the PP. Suck it Milbury!

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by raincity on Jun 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

13-0 Canucks. Salo

Just so we can say “13 past Tim.”

by Waymundo on Jun 12, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

2-0

Canucks…
Burrows for goal 1.
Manny for the empty netter with 15 seconds left in the game…

The crowd at the Garden bursts into tears…

Just fucking win! WIIINNNN!!!!!

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by Jafane on Jun 12, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Daniel

/cueimpendingbostonriot

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by eightyseven on Jun 12, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Western Conference in 6!

1-0 Canucks (again) with GWG by Manny.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Green Men in Boston if the Canucks win = bad idea.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Any Canucks fan in Boston = bad idea

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still go. Might wait around in the arena for a while and catch a cab right outside the door, but I’d kill to be there.

But if I were wearing a skintight neon bodysuit it would be tougher to avoid confrontation.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least they have the notoriety to have a few bodyguards on hand

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that’s enough for the rage that could come from losing in the SCF.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it. They started peeing on canucks fans after the Rome hit. Those green dudes would probably die.

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pic or it didn’t happen.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

some random canucks fan said it happened on the national…

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah alot is always said, but I don’t believe most of it.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like whenever you say the Sharks are gonna make the finals or when I say the Ducks aren’t going to lose to the preds…

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks will make it to the Finals, just they didnt’ this year, doesn’t mean they won’t.

As to the Ducks – you were wrong. ha!

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miracles are known to happen.

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

grrr! Next season.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You both are wrong

the Hawks will be back in the finals next year :D

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by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that happening

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way jose! :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what I’ve been telling you.

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

grrr!! Isn’t it too early for you to be up?

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even I wake up after 9 at night :P

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in time to harass me … ugh!

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better them than the Sharks….. the Ducks still need another Defensemen to fall from 3rd to where ever they are in the draft..

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?!?!? You would go with the Hawks over the Sharks? Now that is just wrong.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're all wrong

Canucks again! Going through you guys again! ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Hawks

after they went through the Sharks, Ducks, and Nucks

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that order I love it when the Sharks get tossed in the first round.

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one time is the only time – so keep dreaming.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it was so wonderful…Especially right after that last goal and you see Thorntons soul get crushed..

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hate me. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooo…Megs evil cat though….

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one was actually a toss up for me

I really don’t care who goes first :p

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by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to work on our friendship here.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I didn't say it would be a sweep

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

grrrr! I’m so glad I’m leaving for dinner soon. This place is becoming uncool … ha! :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back up there – you and me already agreed that the Canucks and Sharks will alternate years … no taking that back dude.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't specify

When it would start! ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEAT!!!

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides

What if we lose this year? Got to get back and win next year!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell kinda thinking is that?? Don’t even go there.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven't

Won anything yet! Not getting ahead of myself

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you haven’t lost anything yet either. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I was so sure of the Ducks after two games…I was mocking all the Sabres fans I could find(cause the Sens were awful)

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Seeing how our last two games in Boston went…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was then.

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see what they had on NHL network today though….

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know they have been replaying playoff games. Is that what you are referring to?

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes…Wonderous wonderous games..

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but you need to win the cup away from home…Thats the rules.

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…wait what? aren’t you always going on about how sporting superstitions are stupid and don’t matter? They are going to win or lose no matter what Semi says…

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

All superstitions are stupid. It’s why I walk under ladders, step on cracks, and break mirrors. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew

I liked you for a reason! (even though you won’t loan us the giant shark mouth)

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by Pseuccubus on Jun 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many black cats have crossed my path in these playoffs

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you kick them and hope for the best?

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always liked black cats.

And with that, I’m out – taking my boys to a really good pizza joint in the city. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try not to have tooo much fun..

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too :) one of my 2 cats is completely black even his nose and pads of his paws :)

by BW79 on Jun 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to tell me that typing SHUTOUT 50 times does not actually jinx the goalie? Nice try, you almost had me for a second

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"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful what you believe. Not sure about Rogers but the security detail in the Garden is crazy. Cops are stationed outside each bathroom.

by inthemist on Jun 13, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true that a Bruins fan did once piss on away fans during a playoff game in Boston.

This was like 4 years ago, though. And there was a police report on it, unlike everything that’s being claimed by canuck media.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 13, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because

People that were there and experienced shoddy behaviour are all liars right?

And besides, Lucic’s grandma got some peanuts thrown at her. Despicable!

So what if that does not compare to Bruins fans threatening people’s lives?

Come on now, you are not actually trying to say that the “Canuck media” has made that all up, are you?

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by vancitydan on Jun 13, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And besides, Lucic’s grandma got some peanuts thrown at her. Despicable!

That could be assault with a deadly weapon if they’re allergic.

by marcness52 on Jun 13, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I’m saying is that the rumors of public urination and some guy getting dragged out of a cab are about as substantiated as the canucks selling parade media rights immediately following game 5.

What I’m also saying is that these sorts of things end up in police reports and the Boston PD have repeatedly said that they didn’t hear anything. I went to games 3 and 4 and there were cops everywhere, so if something happened they saw it.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 13, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

No worries CH. For what it is worth, most of you guys here have dispelled the notion painted by the video Botch posted.

By your actions though. Without hyperbole, I was actually a little shocked by the way those kids turned more feral after Botch told them he was part of the Van media…

But you guys have been fun to banter back and forth with…

Hopefully though, we don’t have to see much more of you after tonight!!!

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by vancitydan on Jun 13, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a win...

I’m perfectly willing to sacrifice the Green Men.

Martyrdom FTW!

Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know what the score is going to be

But it’s going to be Daniel with the game winner from Henrik and Burrows, and it’s going to be amazing.

by NYCanuck on Jun 12, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The similarities are eerie

Destroy them both.

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FIFTEEN down, ONE, that's fucking ONE to go!

by Twin Terror on Jun 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So you're saying

Marchand has a great career in broadcasting ahead of him, after he destroys a decade of a franchise?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has many great things ahead of him

After wading into the stands at a Habs game and strangling a fan with his own pants he’ll then join Tampa Bay as general manager and trade Stamkos, St. Louis and Purcell to Philadelphia for Bobrovsky and Boucher, finally realizing his dream of finding the perfect netminding duo to complement Dan Ellis, thus making the Lightning completely invincible.

NBC will hire him as a broadcaster sometime in 2024/25.

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FIFTEEN down, ONE, that's fucking ONE to go!

by Twin Terror on Jun 12, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a sudden urge to go snorkeling.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, there was a shove in the NBA Finals. There has been 5 minutes of deliberation on what to do. They’re talking suspensions now. What a sport.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So tough

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahhahaaaaaaa

Someone got a technical foul, literally for talking to the guy who shoved him.

Well at least I have 1995, 2000, and 2003. Those were fun.

by dees ees en drama on Jun 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any biting, sloo-footing or finger pulling with accompanying noises?

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by Twin Terror on Jun 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one shove, a face-to-face conversation, and some tears.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheh

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DURR

FINALS!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could find that gif of Carmelo anthony sucker punching someone and then running away

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by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta watch out for those basketball players, they are so tough you know. :)

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by Angy on Jun 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Ott would still turtle though

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 2-1, Daniel

Finish it!

by andrew21nz on Jun 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

Glass with the hat trick.

Well at least I have 1995, 2000, and 2003. Those were fun.

by dees ees en drama on Jun 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Also with 97 shots on goal. Trying to keep it realistic.

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by Steven Hida on Jun 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the SCH'ers posted this

I guess you guys really do have some die hard fans

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 12, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You notice he includes measurements

Not just any wife.

Maybe more than one guy has the ad, so he is making his ad…stand out

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You notice...

…That they’re of her left leg.

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Still cannot believe

we’re one win away from the Stanley Cup. It feels surreal… If we win it’ll take a long time for it to really sink in (after the initial lose-my-mind celebration obviously).

Let’s get ’er done tomorrow, boys. 2-1 Canucks (in OT), Keslord

by Canuckk on Jun 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

go bruins

3-1 bruins

GWG scored by….Ryder

14 down 2 to go,
For Horton!!!

by muffinman2 on Jun 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

2-1 Nucks Daniel with the winner

Why? Because I want Milbury to eat crow.

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by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Burrows

A hopeful guess really. Right nowmore concerened with bantering in PPP.

Not trolling btw – my bro insulted me on there so I’m giving it back, feel free to join me.

I have to put something here... so I guess this is it.

by Timster on Jun 12, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PITB

fanpost up.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Hammer

DAMN

More images from Vinnick here.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks so sad :(

Hopefully tomorrow will make Dan a happy Hamhuis

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAMMER

SAD

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Guy has been so pivotal in getting us to where we are now.

Sucks.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks

3-2 Manny Malhotra

Ryan Kesler for MVP

"Don't tread on me"

by thegreek on Jun 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dallas is going to win their first championship…

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations Mavs, Dirk

And conversely, suck it Lebron.

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FIFTEEN down, ONE, that's fucking ONE to go!

by Twin Terror on Jun 12, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice Revenge

Same team that beat him in 2006, when Dirk was criticized for not being enough of a leader.

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is European...

and we know that Euros have no heart, don’t we?!?

What’s crazy is that the first man hoisting the cup this year—regardless of who wins—will have a European passport.

by east_van_joe on Jun 12, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go Mavs!!!

May the Canucks follow in your footsteps and win in 6 on the road!

by east_van_joe on Jun 12, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought the same thing.

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except

I thought we were the Heat of the NHL…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 12, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

because we just bought our superstars…

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

Miami’s Big 3 are all personifications of Marian Gaborik. Jumbo has heart, its just too bad him and the rest of his team were literally falling apart at the joints.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamhuis: This summer, I’m going to take my talents to first beach.

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by ShiftySC on Jun 12, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"For the first time in franchise history, the...

…have won the…championship." May we hear these words again tomorrow night!!

by east_van_joe on Jun 12, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit!

holy shit!
anyway, Canucks 4-3/SALO.

Sure hope this is the last prediction I have to make this NHL season.

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by Bobby Canuck on Jun 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

SUCK IT MILBURY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the idea behind this – that Milbury was literally on drugs the entire time and so has to google himself to find out just what happened between the mid-70s and when he started at NBC.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 13, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jun 13, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DALLAS

congrats to Dirk.

Lets fucking win this one.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRK HAPPY, DIRK MUST DANCE

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

I may have to steal that and post it on the Mavs blog

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by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO FORTH

AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, MY SON.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bradfather will be happy about this I believe

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

(cuz dan said so). Mason Raymond with the winner and Keslord with 2. The fourth goal scored by a beautiful burrows-lappy-burrows-lappy bounce off lucic’s nuts past thomas. Short handed, of course.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 12, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey man

You got 3 points. I am honored! Shorthanded, with Lappy coming off the bench, etting a great Burr pass, catching up and doing the rest.

Then takes his mouthpiece out and holds his arms out to the boos…

lol

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by vancitydan on Jun 12, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Canooks

AMFB Wins it for Luc!

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 canucks

This is simple. We have so many guys that are just due. We are a high-scoring team, it is our game to break out.

by CdP on Jun 12, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope every Canuck

has watched Glass’s miss multiple times by now. No, not to mock “Fanner” Glass, but to burn into their memories the play Tanev makes: he pulls Thomas out with a great shoulder fake and slides it over to Glass for the (sigh) tap-in.

Moar fakes. Moar cross-ice passes. MOAR FAKES!

by sonzai on Jun 12, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yep! And remember Manny’s sweet little pass to Lappy that started the play on the winning goal!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been so nise to have Manny, and the stability he brings, back.

Such a great story too.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

*nice

If anyone knows a chimp who does steno…I may be interested at a reasonable price.

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by kesrows on Jun 12, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

He really sold the middle play there and Thomas almost couldn’t recover. I would also like to see a pass or 2 before they get to close on 2-on-1s. They hold too long and by the time they make a decision, Thomas is about 2 feet outta the blue and the D has the pass covered. Throw a pass or 2 back and forth as you come down. Get Thomas moving side-to-side. Or fake the pass and go short side. Chances are Thomas’ll pull off that post if you really sell the pass.

by sonzai on Jun 12, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

FANNER GLASS

I AM AMUSED BY THIS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was happy to see a picture of a smiling Tanner on the Canucks website

noone could have been happier than he was when Lappy scored on Friday.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fanner Glass FTW

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be lovely

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

edit your post

replace Tanner with Fanner.

DO IT NOW!

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man, you started it!

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

I ain’t no admin, I can’t change game previews.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT NOW!

Wow, I think you should work in management!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 12, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be taking over

as Ottawa’s GM this summer.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they had to have on some day; why not this year?

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They want to trade away all their assets before CC takes the job. CC does enjoy a challenge.

Guys like Karlsson, but keep Kovy. I think CC likes Kovalev, a lot.

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by Vancouverguy on Jun 13, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think CC likes Kovalev, a lot.

Well then he is not the guy for the job!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 13, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seanberg, adjust the sarcasometer. CC HATES Kovalev almost as much as he hates snakes.

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by Vancouverguy on Jun 13, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

CC is the Bam Margera of Nucks Misconduct.

by marcness52 on Jun 13, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You

take that back right now! Bam Margera is a 35 year old man who acts like a stupid 14 year old! I do understand his extreme phobia of snakes though.

Fuck Kovalev. I’d send that lazy motherfucker to Pluto before he would suit up for my team.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 13, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pluto...Pittsburgh

sort of the same thing?

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by vancitydan on Jun 13, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Pluto is Hamilton.

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember when Pluto was still a planet. Those were the good ol’ days.

by marcness52 on Jun 13, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know CC hated Kovalev. Sorry

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1

We are going to get our first deserved win tomorrow

1 more win and we get our 1st ever Stanley Cup!!!

by canucksfandrew on Jun 12, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Not according to certain folks already mentioned here. The Canucks could win 8-0 and still “not deserve” it.

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that Andrew means first deserved Stanley Cup win

I think the boys have deserved more than a few of their wins along the way.

But you’re right about “certain folks” Thursday. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah!

Of course: I’m getting so used to hearing how awful Vancouver is that I’m starting to hear it when it isn’t there! Apologies.

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for revenge

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nice...

…being able to relax with a win, way back with that 7-3 stomp of San Jose, wasn’t it? Of course, even then it wasn’t until the third when we got a two-goal lead. But then there was the… ah… Geeze, that really was the only (relatively) easy one.

Bad news, PeaceJo: I don’t think this team is built that way: it’s going to be Cardiac Kids all the way!

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dream, can’t I?

Besides … I’ve been wanting to pull out the na na na na … hey hey hey … good-bye bye all playoffs and these guys just haven’t allowed for that.

But I’ll admit the intensity of the one goal win is a bit addicting.

by PeaceJo on Jun 12, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

You stole my comment…Lu ENG!!

by Herculoid on Jun 13, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be happy if Vancouver wins tomorrow for two reasons:

1) Vancouver wins. Duh.
2) The Significant Other, a life-long Bruins fan, is away from home on a catering job. I can yell as loudly as I want without getting brained by a portable phone.

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Your married to Russel Crowe?

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by PKSube on Jun 12, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either him or Naomi Campbell

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 11:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My odds are the same with either one…

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by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news, bad news

Good news: I got a job, so, hooray.

Bad news: I will miss the rest of the series because of said job.

Maybe I won’t be as nervous tomorrow. Hope I can catch a replay online or something.

Go Canucks Go! 3-1…..Hank on the PP.

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by 51dimes on Jun 12, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheers on the new job!

too bad about missing the games!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 12, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FOOL!

How could you think of such a thing? Well, ear bud + radio and you still may be able to salvage the situation. Of course, you’ll be getting some funny looks when you do a victory dance, but even so…

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Jun 12, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news

may have to change your screen name: 52 dimes? Maybe 52 quarters soon.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 12, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Handle came from the fact that two of my favorite players wear 51 (Ichiro and Lofa Tatupu) and adding dimes to it sounded cool….to me, anyways.

I’m not sure how I’ll keep tabs on the game, but to paraphrase Jim Robson, “he’ll know the score. You know he’ll know the score!”

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by 51dimes on Jun 12, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it had something to do with “2 dimes Kane” but this makes sense too.

"I'm a lover, not a biter" - Alex Burrows
FIFTEEN down, ONE, that's fucking ONE to go!

by Twin Terror on Jun 13, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely try to download the full game from the interwebs. I’ve found seen all SCF games so far (Versus/NBC feed) on bit torrent trackers.

by seedvt on Jun 13, 2011 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

derp

I’ve found seen all SCF games so far (Versus/NBC feed) on bit torrent trackers.

by seedvt on Jun 13, 2011 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-4 Canucks

Burrows with the OT winner, cuz he kicks ass.

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
[II] WINS TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 12, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed the sig.

"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
ONE WIN TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!

by nucklord on Jun 12, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to mention, in your sig, Hughson said that quote.

"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny

"He could have played with a cigarette in his mouth" -Bieksa, on the rookie Tanev playing in the SCF

by raincity on Jun 13, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shorty said

“THEY’VE SLAYED THE DRAGON!!”

"Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff. I think he has to be happy with his career. He did a great job on Long Island. I’m sure he is happy with that" - Captain Henrik Sedin, on Mike Milbury and his comments
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 13, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 canooks

daniel wins the game and the stanley cup

by beardstache on Jun 12, 2011 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE DEAR GOD

LET TOMORROW BE THE FINAL GAME OF THE 2010/2011 NHL SEASON.

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by Canuck_gal on Jun 13, 2011 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Canucks, Burrows with the winner

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Jun 13, 2011 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, just wondering

Will Rogers arena be sold out for the game tonight? Me and my buddies are coming over from Victoria and would love to be inside the rink. If not, wheres the party at on the streets? Thanks!

by BrandenCooper on Jun 13, 2011 7:19 AM PDT reply actions  

and btw

2-1 Canucks Dank winner!!

by BrandenCooper on Jun 13, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 95% sure it’s sold out already. On a game like this? Keep checking tho

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 13, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

they release tickets

morning of… also, the bottom dweller weaselly shit eating scalpers will be around if u can lower yourself to deal with those scums of the earth. Yeah, not a fan of scalpers…

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 13, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I finally fixed my sig!

The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
One More Win Nucks!!!!!
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 13, 2011 7:45 AM PDT reply actions  

The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!

No no no no nyet, non

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 13, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Completely disagree with the heart thing and would change it to … oh something else … like luck. But that is just me. I think all the teams have heart, just things like, say a piece of the arena goes against them. ;)

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by Angy on Jun 13, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

3--2 Canucks

It’s gotta be MayRay
SERIES WINNING GOAL.

Let’s go Nucks!!!

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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 13, 2011 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Higgins

Work hard, play harder, rest easy.

by jwolf0 on Jun 13, 2011 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Just when you thought you wouldn't find a good writer in Boston

Here’s Bob Ryan from the Globe with a look at how things are different in Vancouver compared to Boston.

This one made me pause for a second:

That’s 40 seasons of emptiness, and thus we have our combined total of 0 for 79, all of which means one fan base that already feels very sorry for itself soon will feel even worse, perhaps as early as 11 tonight.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for that link.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 3-1

Raymond = gwg (hopefully the last time I have to predict this)

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Jun 13, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Game 106

Bruins to intro Horton as their honorary captain.

BotchonCanucks Jason Botchford
I can’t see it being Horton. He has a severe concussion RT @SHAP4LIFE There you go. Ferraro says horton going to wave flag tonight.

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by reggiedunlop on Jun 13, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh yay. Rally the damned troops

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 13, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t say I’m surprised. Thought it might be Savard, but according to hfboards he’s only been able to attend 2 playoff games.

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by reggiedunlop on Jun 13, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is

Dr. Recchi going to say about that???

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You beat me to it!!!

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Mark Recchi

I’m not a doctor, and maybe going around under bright camera lights with the roar of a screaming crowd and waving a flag is normal or even therapeutic for a person with a severe concussion. But don’t the Bruins realize that this sort of action creates those sorts of questions?

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not normally a fan

of habs fans for all the usual reasons, but if you can get past the obviously and possibly justified (depending on your opinion of the stanchion hit) Paciorreti indignation, this is a great article.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 13, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the link

It made me smile wryly repeatedly.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 9:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

2-1 Canucks, Luongo

Take it to the bank.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Jun 13, 2011 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Hamhuis and his sk8r shoes make me sad

xv
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by eightyseven on Jun 13, 2011 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Let’s hope his mates make him happy tonight.

Daniel Sedin on Mike Milbury: "He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don’t know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

by Tink for Nucks on Jun 13, 2011 9:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is a good sign
@GlobeFluto
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TD Garden much colder today than before Game 4. Ice should be better tonight.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

The fruit flies have been cleared out

Game on!

"I'm a lover, not a biter" - Alex Burrows
FIFTEEN down, ONE, that's fucking ONE to go!

by Twin Terror on Jun 13, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gallagher was saying

they don’t really shovel the excess snow during TV timeouts. They just sorta move it around. Having shitty ice is part of their strategy. I’m gonna guess the league got to them on this.

by sonzai on Jun 13, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The puck was “sticking” pretty badly before… This can only help!

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Jun 13, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have butterflies

in my stomach today worse than I have ever had for a sporting event that I have ever played in or watched. And I get pretty damn nervous for a massive Manchester United match. But in part because United win things all the time, and you do in reality kind of get used to it…in a good way, and in part because the Canucks don’t ever win today feels different.

Oh and I also feel occasionally like I might cry. It is going to be a long day.

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by Section 312 on Jun 13, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

be zen buddy

it’s the only way. What happens, happens…it’s beyond our control as fans.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 13, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as 9:30 hours from now

the Canucks could be Stanley Cup champions. Be zen? Be fucking zen? GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Jun 13, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgRp-CZ1UDc

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Section…weren’t you more nervous before Game 7 of the Chicago series? I know I was. This is a cake walk comparatively. I think that has something to do with that it’s only Game 6

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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 13, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope not even close

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Jun 13, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah for me

about two o’clock on Friday, after being all shakes and nerves, i suddenly felt very zen and relaxed about it…and i’ve managed to maintain that. I was way more nervous for game one of chicago, actually, and game one of this series. If it goes to 7 i’ll be wrecked, but today, I’m relaxed and looking forward to the win.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jun 13, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprisingly

Not as bad as before Game 7 of Round 1. I bet that will change later though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 13, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Section

We’re all here and we all want the same thing.
I want the Canucks to win so badly just to give the bird to all the doubters and assholes.

Hang in there!

The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
One More Win Nucks!!!!!
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie
Now hearing Senators will make formal announcement on Paul MacLean as new coach tomorrow.

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by missy on Jun 13, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I have this instinct that the team is as mentally prepared tonight as it’s ever been.
It’s all business to them.
The feeling in me is one of calmness, feeling that they’re gonna take it tonight.

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Jun 13, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm like the duck they talk about

calm on the surface, but under the surface? Well, the tummy is doing its thing. Trying to keep it calm. Beer may be required

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by vancitydan on Jun 13, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fellows: I’m back in Canada, Kesler jersey t-shirted and tattooed up!

3-2 Canucks in OT, Burrows FTMFSCGWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jun 13, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 FUCKING CANUCKS

MANNY FUCKING MALHOTRA BITCHES!!!!

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by Canuckles on Jun 13, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

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