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Predators At Canucks Game 5 Preview: Waking Up Before I Get To Sleep

PREDATORS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Sat. 5:00 PM PST
TV CBC, Versus, RDS
 Series 3-1 Canucks
Last Meeting
4-2 Canucks
The Enemy On The Forecheck Scoring Leaders Kesler: 3-8-11 Ward: 5-4-9
Predators
Category Canucks
Lost 2
Streak Won 2
3-2
< Road Record / Home Record >
4-2
-1
Goals For / Against +/- -5
2.8 (8)
Goals Per Game 2.27 (14)
2.90 (10)
Goals Against Per Game 2.54 (5)
1.43 (3)
5 On 5 GF/GA 0.83 (10)
16.7 (10)
Power Play %
22.6 (5)
68.6 (16)
Penalty Kill %
84.1 (6)
30.7 (10)
Shots Per Game 32.4 (7)
30.1 (3)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.3 (4)
75
Winning % When Scoring First 71.4
75
Winning % When Leading After 1 75
0
Winning % When Trailing After 1 66.7 (1)
100
Winning % When Leading After 2 83.3
279 (7)
Hits 385 (1)
144 (7)
Blocked Shots
134 (8)
51.4 (5)
Faceoffs % 49.5 (10)
10.5 (4)
PIM's Per Game Average
14.5 (13)
NHL.com

What a glorious, no, frustrating series to watch. Please end it. Not a good idea to go back to Nashville for a Game 6.  Maybe the Canucks will stop blowing leads. Maybe the Sedins are going to break out. I don't think Ryan Kesler can continually carry this team. Yes he can.

FINISH THEM!

Star-divide

LINKS

-No Jerred Smithson for the Predators in Game 5 (The Province). He took an elbow to the snout from Kesler in Game 4 and was bleeding like a gutted pig. Something more is wrong there. Big loss for the Preds. That's their 3rd line checking center. The pesky dude was averaging 14:18 of ice time and led the team in the faceoff circle (58.3%). Pine-rider JP Dumont draws in.

-Preds frustrated? Weber and Suter wearing out? (The Province)

-"To me he's been like (Hall of Famer) Mark Messier."-Barry Trotz on Ryan Kesler (via TSN). Now Trotz needs a hero. But he'll be holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

-The strengths and weaknesses of Pekka Rinne (On The Forecheck). A must-read.

-The Preds are finished? Kaput? No way! (On The Forecheck).

 

PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED

CANUCKS

Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows

Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins

Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen

Mikael Samuelsson-Cody Hodgson-Tanner Glass

PREDATORS

Martin Erat-David Legwand-Joel Ward

Sergei Kostitsyn-Mike Underwood-Patric Hornqvist

Colin Wilson-Nick Spaling-Jordin Tootoo

JP Dumont-Blake Geoffrion-Matt Halischuk


STARTING GOALTENDERS


Roberto Luongo

#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks

6-3

217

Apr 04, 1979

Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 11 629 7 4 23 2.19 292 269 .921 2


Pekka Rinne

#35 / Goalie / Nashville Predators

6-5

207

Nov 03, 1982

Profile: The Pred that worries me the most



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Pekka Rinne 10 629 5 5 27 2.57 290 263 .907 0

 

WHO IS HOT / COLD

CANUCKS

HOT

-Ryan Kesler: 3 goals and 4 assists in his last 3. The beast has awoken!

-Christian Ehrhoff: 1 goal and 4 assists in his last 2 games.

-Henrik Sedin: 1 goal and 2 assists in Game 4. Finally.

COLD

-Maxim Lapierre: 1 assist in his last 21 games.

-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 22.

-Jannik Hansen: 0 points in his last 9. Tertiary scoring? NEED IT.

-Mikael Samuelsson: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 13.

-Mason Raymond: 0 points in this series.

-Raffi Torres: 0 points in his last 14. Tertiary scoring? NEED IT.

PREDATORS

HOT

-Martin Erat: 3 assists in his last 3 games.

-Nick Spaling: 2 goals and 4 assists in his last 6 games. Impressive kid.

-Joel Ward: 5 goals and 4 assists in his last 9. Dangerous.

-Ryan Suter: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3.

-Cody Franson: 1 goal and 1 assist in Game 4.

COLD

-Mike Fisher: 1 assist in his last 7 games.

-Patric Hornqvist: 0 points in his last 6.

-Sergei Kostitsyn: 0 points in his last 5.

-Shea Weber: 0 points in this series, but leaving welts on Canucks' blockers

-Jordin Tootoo: 0 points in this series.


INJURIES

CANUCKS

-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs

PREDATORS

-F Steve Sullivan: knee.

-F Jerred Smithson: nose, feelings

-F Matthew Lombardi: concussion. Out all season

-F Cal O'Reilly: broken fibula, may return in this series.

-F Marcel Goc: shoulder

-D Francis Boullion: concussion

 

VIDEO

History Slays The Dragon. You gotta see this:

The KesLORD:

Title of the post brought to you by the Beastie Boys "No Sleep Till Brooklyn":

 

The image below was created by SteveNux and I had to get it into a preview because it is boss:

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Why do you have a picture of Chara for the Preds?

by sunshine and lollipops on May 6, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, that’s the Canucks. I need to go to sleep.

by sunshine and lollipops on May 6, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to conjure up a Canucks image

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by Sean Zandberg on May 6, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the hero line

such a cheezy song. I believe the hero has got to be fast, and strong, and faster than light.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "It was an amazing goal by a player whose will to win right now is very strong," added Canucks coach Alain Vigneault. AV on the kesLORD 5/6/11

by vancitydan on May 6, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheh…I love 80’s music

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by Sean Zandberg on May 6, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My GF at the time

Loved that song. I did not. But I pretended I did, and now the damn words are stuck in my head.

More than the girl!

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Let's put it this way," said Kevin Bieksa..."We want to win this game as much as we did Game 7 against Chicago. Does that answer your question?" Juice to the G'Man 5/6/11

by vancitydan on May 6, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that too

For some reason my mind went right to trotz singing it and dancing around ala chris Farley. Help me.

by Canuckelhead on May 7, 2011 10:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I love Bonnie Tyler’s voice. Raspy as hell!

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nucks Misconduct menu FTW.

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by ShiftySC on May 6, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Keslord again.

Please let this be right, along with all my picks on the ponies. Almost Kentucky Derby day!

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by TXCanucklehead on May 6, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks
Higgins

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by Sean Zandberg on May 6, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Those stats seem messed up

Preds with the most hits? Us still at -5 goal differential?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 6, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I did kinda wonder

Maybe we have a similar stats guy in Smashville as in Minny.

I know from CanucksTV that the players were talking about the Van guy being “tough” when Lapierre had like 8-10 hits against Chicago. But I questioned dude a couple times in the report card post game.

Meh. Its the whole playoffs right? I know the Preds beat up on the Ducks, maybe they really out hit them. In our games its been pretty close I think. Same with their GF. They don’t have as much against us as against the Duckies.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Let's put it this way," said Kevin Bieksa..."We want to win this game as much as we did Game 7 against Chicago. Does that answer your question?" Juice to the G'Man 5/6/11

by vancitydan on May 6, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sean got a couple backwards

No way we’re 100% when leading after 2

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 6, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 of the last 6?

I think it was. Going into the third, where they gave up the tying goal. They won 4 of those.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Let's put it this way," said Kevin Bieksa..."We want to win this game as much as we did Game 7 against Chicago. Does that answer your question?" Juice to the G'Man 5/6/11

by vancitydan on May 6, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold on a sec

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Checkin my math Big Daddy?

;-)

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Let's put it this way," said Kevin Bieksa..."We want to win this game as much as we did Game 7 against Chicago. Does that answer your question?" Juice to the G'Man 5/6/11

by vancitydan on May 7, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I stopped updating the stats after PK % in the table for some reason. Got distracted I guess.
Fixed now.

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 2 DANIEL DON'T FAIL ME NOW

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by eightyseven on May 6, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

It’s only worked once so far, and then not even Daniel :)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 6, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

do you always ruin my happiness.

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by eightyseven on May 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always

Is a strong word :(

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 6, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Nuts

Edler launching a rocket for the winner

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 6, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that history slays the dragon vid is epic, get chills everytime i see it… lets go for the win! 5-3 canucks keslord with a pair and the gwg. go canucks go!

awesomesauceness....

by kiyotok on May 6, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I could watch

History slays the dragon all day

Great vid.

Ryan Kesler for MVP

by thegreek on May 7, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1

For the third time. Kesler this time.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Let's put it this way," said Kevin Bieksa..."We want to win this game as much as we did Game 7 against Chicago. Does that answer your question?" Juice to the G'Man 5/6/11

by vancitydan on May 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I think

You need to add it shooting rockets at things

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 6, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us


eRepublik: The New World

by Temujin on May 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE CANUCKS LOGO HOCKEY STICK >.>

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eRepublik: The New World

by Temujin on May 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DA FUCK WOULD I WANT A CARAVAN THATS GOT NO FUCKIN' WHEELS?!

2-1 Canucks, Keslord GWG.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin’ Pikeys.

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by ShiftySC on May 6, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ye like dags?

Dags? Oh dogs… yeah I like dogs.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

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by spriteofice on May 7, 2011 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ding Ding

Here comes the shit-mobile. I’ve never seen a (Kesler Tank) that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
(gotta love http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule)

by mugsaway on May 7, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is one happy guy

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Nucks

Kesler FTW again

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on May 6, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Nucks

Yes! A breakout last game. With Daniel scoring the winner.

by Tink for Nucks on May 6, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Nuckelingus, Danuel.

by Passive Voice on May 6, 2011 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Daniel!

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on May 6, 2011 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

5-0 Canucks, Raymond

But hopefully BOTH Sedins do some ass kicking. They need to be in the zone for next round!

by Waymundo on May 7, 2011 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I think Pekka deserves a whole “hot” column dedicated to himself.

Canucks 3-2, Kesler!

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by Vancouverguy on May 7, 2011 12:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm……

4-2 Canucks, AMFB

by jluglue on May 7, 2011 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Nucks

Beaker GWG…..I want to see him get back some of his scoring touch from the 1st round.

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by raincity on May 7, 2011 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

SP Wizards list updated:

(Last updated: May 7)

jluglue: 7

beardstache: 5

Chocolate: 5

Jevant: 5

Sean Zandberg: 4

spriteofice: 4

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 1:44 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Burrows with the series-winner!

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on May 7, 2011 4:18 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Nucks

Dank GWG. Time for the Sedins to silence their critics.

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by spriteofice on May 7, 2011 5:00 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Burrows

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

by PKSube on May 7, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on May 7, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 canucks

alex MF burrows ftw.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 7, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah I wasn’t feeling it either.

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks/Sedin, Daniel

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by Bobby Canuck on May 7, 2011 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

KITTY

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by eightyseven on May 7, 2011 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

haha I knew you'd say something about that

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

should've used something like this

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Henrik Sedin shooting? That's unheard of!!!

by missy on May 7, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

something like a picture fail?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 7, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s working fine for me……

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by missy on May 7, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, just figured out why, the site is silly. :(
let me find another cute one.

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by missy on May 7, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

although the link works fine….

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by missy on May 7, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, i just refreshed this thread, and it’s still there…..

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Henrik Sedin shooting? That's unheard of!!!

by missy on May 7, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t see it. I used that cat because of the side profile :)

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by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

kitty

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 7, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

so sweet

I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on May 7, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so sweet

I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on May 7, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that an “of mice and men” reference?

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

by PKSube on May 7, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope Looney Tunes

George

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on May 7, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh how adorable!

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by PensFanInDenver on May 7, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're really into that tumblog aren't you?

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by eightyseven on May 8, 2011 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on May 7, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Kesler

finish in five and rest up for the Sharks.

Ryan Kesler for MVP

by thegreek on May 7, 2011 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Just for fun

Start Schneider :)

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by Bobby Canuck on May 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Keslord gwg

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by nucklord on May 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Been getting raped on the wizards predictions. had a few close ones but not even a gwg scorer! that NEEDS to change.

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by nucklord on May 7, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Nooks

Dank FTW!

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by kesrows on May 7, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ditching Sweden already eh?

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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah...

working vacation in beautiful Maribor…fucking beer is dirt cheap and great…

however, should the twins not wake up soon, i will ditch my country up north!

by patrik e on May 7, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about Edler! Think about Edler! Man I’d love to move to Sweden

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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swedish twins

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 7, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re not as elusive as they used to be…

by patrik e on May 7, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the culture and scenery.

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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary

by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Everyone pray the #4 horse in the Derby today runs his precious little equestrian frame faster than anyone else.

GO BIG DOGS!

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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you going to buy us

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 7, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on who supports my gambling fix more

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140 characters of pure hell

"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.

by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s where the TiqIq money is going

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 7, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run, you fucking gluebucket, run!

Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on May 7, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 4-1, Kesler

by andrew21nz on May 7, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

2--3 Canucks

The KesLord come forth again
GWG

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The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 7, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 4-1

Raymond = gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on May 7, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

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