Thursday Morning Coffee- It looks a lot worse than it actually is.
by Kent Basky on May 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT
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The accusations have come flying fast and furious. The Canucks are divers. Nashville and their fans are crying foul over a couple penalty calls in the last game, and that of course has been amplified into outrage by fans of other teams and media. Nashville head coach Barry Trotz said "That’s gamesmanship, and I understand that... It’s also a little bit putting the referee in a tough spot. We have the best referees. If you’re going to make them look bad, I don’t think that’s needed in the game." That comment was mild compared to what some of his players were saying after the game. Was the Luongo penalty a bad call? Yes. The Kesler one? No. You can sit there and whinge all you want about making that call in OT, but when Weber hooks Kes and stops moving his feet for a 5 count right in front of the officials, what are they supposed to do? So Nashville fans crying foul rings a little hollow. Why? Let's just say it's about fowl, not foul...
The interesting thing about the playoffs is that sometimes, the previous round seems so far away, it may as well have been last season. Sure I could point out that the Canucks had to deal with a mountain of press more concerned about what happened the last two post-season meetings against the Blackhawks, but whatever. No today I want to talk about the hypocrisy of the Preds and their fans, and the media's sudden memory loss. Yes, let's talk fowl, shall we?
It was in the first round that the Predators faced the Anaheim Ducks, and Anaheim coach Randy Carlyle and GM Bob Murray were angry about a number of instances where they felt the Preds were diving, leading Murray to quip that his Ducks would need to start diving like the Predators to draw penalties. The response from Trotz? "I think it's more disrespectful to the players that are playing in the league," Trotz said. He went on to point out that Anaheim had approx. 500 more penalty minutes than Nashville during the season. That to me speaks volumes. It's not like the officials don't know who's on the ice. So it wouldn't be inconceivable to engage in a little 'gamesmanship' if you knew it could benefit your team, right?
Every team embellishes calls. Especially with the stakes so high, players are going to do whatever it takes to get a shot at the Cup. The moral outrage aimed towards the Canucks, when it was the Preds themselves being accused of the same thing is ridiculous. There are good calls and bad calls. The Canucks have found themselves on the other side of that coin more often than not. Conspiracy? Nope, just the way it goes. But before you start putting labels on this team, a glance into the mirror would help.
Key Lime Pie (Don't judge me...)
While a number of people predicted Tampa Bay would beat the Washington Capitals, I would venture to say only a handful said they would sweep them. Once again they are trying to figure out what went wrong in DC, as regular season success didn't translate into a long playoff run. The big question now is will they make coach Bruce Boudreau walk the plank, or give him one more shot. From a number of their big guns going silent, to a defence that seemingly forgot how to defend, and a goalie that couldn't get it done, the Caps have a number of issues to look at now that they're done... I have to say I am shocked that the Detroit Red Wings are in danger of being swept by the San Jose Sharks, especially after the way they systematically destroyed Phoenix in the first round. The team that looked like a post-season juggernaut now looks old and tired against a Sharks team with something to prove, and the Wings will need a miracle to salvage this series... Meanwhile it's Deja-vu again as the Bruins sit ready to eliminate the Flyers in 4 straight. Once again goaltending is a major concern for Philadelphia,as their goaltending by committee act seems to be running out of steam. The odds of them coming back again this season are astronomical to say the least, and without a goalie that they can get 60 minutes out of, this Flyers team is done like dinner... After dropping the first two games of the series, the Manitoba Moose took advantage of home ice and rattled off a couple wins against the Hamilton Bulldogs. Mario Bliznak notched the winner in double overtime last night to tie the series at 2 a piece. The Moose were close to losing this one, but a Guillaume Desbiens goal with 2:02 left in the third sent it to OT. Game 5 goes Friday at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, with game 6 in Hamilton Sunday.
WAACH 'Cast's Classic Album Of The Day- PESTILENCE- Consuming Impulse
The second album from this band, it saw them move from their thrash roots to a more death metal sound, and in doing so became a very influential album on the burgeoning death metal scene. This was the band's last album with bassist/ vocalist Martin Van Drunen, and the band would release two more albums before calling it a day. They reunited in 2008 with a new album, and toured North America last year.
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yeah
we knew it would be a battle, but who would have thought the other 3 would just roll over the way they have? it’s strange…
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indeed...very strange
Logic would tell us that as teams advance they become more evenly matched. The opposite appears to be happening.
I enjoy how we believe there’s a conspiracy to send “Bettman’s teams” far into the playoffs (think Carolina, Tampa Bay), yet these Preds fans believe there’s a conspiracy to send a Canadian team deep (think Edmonton, Calgary). Or maybe they are trying to send big market teams (Chicago, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh). What the hell is going on??
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Fans are
completely irrational.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh, no kidding. I decided it was better to point this out than using specific examples from On the Forecheck. They have some good instances of irrational thought over there.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
no fair
the wife can’t pass the compliments. But I can: Did you know that you are an awesome writer sir?
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you shush, Twitchy
Thank you baby :)
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Twitch, don’t be jealous. Mrs.Waach is just speaking for all of us.
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wait a tick
i concurred with her comment… no jealousy there!
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Bitching
about the officiating? Welcome to our world.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
by Smoboy41 on May 5, 2011 9:32 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Obitchiating?
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
gah
I hate that you can’t edit!
I mean – we’re officiabitch’n when we complain about them
They are obitchiating when they complain about players or us
I think?
I see where you are going
and I like it.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we should just call it
Bitchin’ about the officin’
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
:p
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Duckman rules
That is all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WzZ7vpBc44
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Philly goaltending
is probably the funniest thing Ive seen in quite some time.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT reply actions
What with Wash, Phil and a number of other teams desperately needing a good starting goalie, GJ’s value will be at its peak this off season.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
And if two teams meet in the SCF due to stellar goaltending (Vancouver vs Boston anyone?), his value will be even higher!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
heh
there is a video for ‘Out of the Body’, but for some reason I can’t seem to track it down, I have seen it on youtube before. One of my alltime top 100 metal songs.
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like the music
But the singing/screaming kinda kills it for me. Same goes for most other thrash music…this is why I can’t get much enjoyment from stuff heavier than Metallica & Slayer. My problem.
fixed
Same goes for most otherthrashdeath metal music
Metallica/slayer IS thrash…the low guttural stuff is a different genre.
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personally
I like melodic death metal. There’s a band from Victoria called Mitochondrian you could try listening to. If you think of the voice as another instrument instead of trying to identify the words you kinda get the music more ( in my opinion).
Just like when i was a kid listening to classical music, no words but a lot of feeling.
I checked out Mitochondrian…they have a bunch of songs on youtube. Cool stuff. I agree – it’s more enjoyable (to me, at least) when I’m not trying to figure out the lyrics and just listen. That double-bass is crazy.
I’ve seen them live a few times now – of course i wear earplugs at all concerts otherwise i wouldnt just be that old cranky lady in the corner, i’d be the old deaf cranky lady in the corner lol.
I’m gonna nag Waach to start doing his metal blog and/or podcast again. It’s amazing the stuff he knows about metal.
Salo in
Alberts out.
According to the Murph
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
So Salo’s going to be playing with Rome?
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus H
if that pair is together the lack of footspeed is going to give me a heart attack. And as we all know I am far too handsome to die so young.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
@imacVanSun
Iain MacIntyre
Vigneault wouldn’t say why Ballard isn’t playing or why he likes Rome, Alberts better. If Salo in, my guess is Rome comes out.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Now it sounds like Salo/Rome
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by Yankee Canuck on May 5, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I think a smaller pylon is slightly more mobile than a large pylon.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I think a smaller pylon is slightly more mobile than a large pylon.
Yeah but the smaller pylons do less damage to the vehicle when you run them over.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No conspiracy afoot
but that call in OT was rather weaksauce. Just in this instance, you guys were on the happy side of the reffing, instead of the unhappy side.
the problem is
the refs let things go so long the players tried to get away with whatever they could. It was still a penalty. Poor game management? Sure. But that’s on them, not us.
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applause for a rational fan. I agree with your sentiments also. The call is suspect, but as in the playoffs, many calls are. You fight off the PK and move on.
I’ll be the first to tell you we got lucky with this one, and we benefitted from it, but on the whole, we were the better team anyways.
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Since 1989, when Vancouver wins Game 1, loses Game 2, and then wins Game 3, they are 1-4 in series wins (That one win came in 7 games)
I enjoy this stat.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Well, we’re fucked then. Oh wait, those were completely different teams?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well, except in 2009 against the Blackhawks.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Another recent one being the 2007 playoffs against Dallas (the only one they won).
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
So this team is 1-1
then at least.
And historical winning rates for a 2-1 lead is .694 (.759 for the Game 1 home team)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ahah, and against Calgary in 2004. Kesler, Sedins, and Salo were on that team! Johan Hedberg got more minutes than Cloutier in that series (Due to ankle sprain, not incompetence, it seems)
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
2004
Is like another era. In fact, it was!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
As much as that result sucked...
…that was a helluva crazy series.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Ah, memory lane. There’s also in 2003 when the Canucks were up 3-1 against the Wild. What the hell happened there?
Clearly the Canucks are screwed, they’re 1-3 in the last DECADE let alone since 1989. The constants? Sedins and Salo. Obviously we need to trade all three of them away.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I choose not to remember that series
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That was as close to a completely different team as you can be without actually being a completely different team.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Totally useless, but it gave me a good excuse to reminisce about the past teams and players. Sean Pronger? Murray Baron? Marc Bergevin? Sigh, yeah.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Martin Rucinsky, Geoff Sanderson…
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
TRENT KLATT
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Jan
Bulis
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
fuckin bulis
fuckin bald canucks without indian backgrounds in general.
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we seem to have bad luck with the bald guys
regardless of ethnicity
The most recent one was pretty good, until that unfortunate injury :( But he’ll be back!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Since ever, the Predators have never won a second round series.
Clearly, they are screwed.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
yes but
vokoun
bryzgalov
possibly nabakov
all also available
by Beantown Canuck on May 5, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Except Philly has 18 guys signed and under 500k in cap space right now for next year. Not counting the cap going up. But still not nearly enough to throw big money at one of those guys
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Unless they move someone
My buddy says the Leafs will go after Carter. But he is a Leafs fan who told me they would get Kovalchuk and Nash so clearly he is wrong about everything.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLOL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
GJ and Ballard for
pronger. I’d be ok with that.
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Have you seen Pronger's contract????????
He’s gonna be 42 when it expires and if he retires we would be on the hook for his contract cause it is a 35+ deal. No thanks.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
also
too douchy
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Maybe
5 years ago.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
that kinda douche never goes outta style…
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hey look...
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the money shot quote
If anything, the Preds should start “chicken winging” ‘Nucks’ sticks to draw hooking penalties and Pekka Rinne needs to throw his head back in dramatic fashion to draw the high-sticking call.
Compare that with what Anaheim’s GM said about the Preds. Talk about historical revisionism…
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I love hiprocrisy
It’s just so rich everywhere.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
hip related hypocrisy?
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Yeah
It’s so hypocritical it’s hip
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Also
…love how the plan is to give the puck to Legwand, Suter, Ward or Halischuk because they “burry” the puck.
I hope those 4 guys are the main Predators to touch the puck for the rest of this series.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I love how "chicken winging" a stick is now so common
As if people have been using that term all season.
by Canuckelhead on May 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Article sounds like it was written by a playoff virgin.
Also, when the Canucks do it, it should be called “rooster winging.”
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by Bobby Canuck on May 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Chicken Wing?
Didn’t one of those kill Elvis? When I see the term revisionist I think of Tennessee changing all of their textbooks to include the night Kesler “Chicken Winged” Weber.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
why
do people find it sooo hard to spell kesler… even americans should know his name… i opened your link waach and first thing i see is a pic of kesler with the caption “tread carefully keSSler” its not a hard name to spell like oreskovich or webbeer
With some I think it is intentional.
With others, it just helps prove stupidity.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I’m going to start calling Shea Weber Chez Weber
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm going to be nice to Weber
Still dreaming of a Weber-Edler & Bieksa-Hamhuis top 4 someday down the road.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Okay then
Ryan Sooter
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i hope its intentional
but its very bothersome… weber is a good canadian kid, and yea i would like to see him in a nucks jersey one day also..
My mama
calls him Shya Weber.
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Like, Shy-a?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not like Shia Labeouf
Like Dave Chappelle “byah”
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Like
She-ra without the R?
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what that is
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
She+ya
quickly
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
I'm still waiting for the "outrage" over this similar penalty call last night in OT
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
But I guess
Because the Sharks, you know, did their job and killed the penalty off it’s no biggie
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You'll be waiting a while.
I’m still waiting for the outrage over the Kunitz cheapshot on Gagne THE DAY AFTER the outrage over the Torres hit on Seabrook.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
i dunno how we do it
but people LOVE to jump on Vancouver for…well for anything… it’s kind of funny actually…
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When they hate you
You know you’re doing something right (normally)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
but they hate us
even when we suck…
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But above all else
We should remember it’s Vancouver fans that have an inferiority complex and pay too much attention to Toronto
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
what about the outrage
over Patrick Kane’s dive
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Other teams dive? You’re on drugs man
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I hear Alexander Burrows learned how to dive from Despatie. No wonder he’s so good!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
it didnt happen
cuz, you know, it wasn’t one of those diving canucks…although i’m still a bit confused as to how being impeded for 5 seconds and pounded on the back of the head while still keeping both hands on your stick and controlling the puck is diving or cheating, because he’s a canuck it was.
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well obvious bertuzzi learned that as a canuck
because that’s the lowclass shit that canucks and canucks only do
and by the way, everyone remember what he did to moore?
and how the ENTIRE city of vancouver and every canuck fan everywhere was 100% on bertuzzi’s side? what is WRONG with that team and that city.
by Beantown Canuck on May 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Bunch of turd burglars, them
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
burglin'
yo turds!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
hey now
i was one of the 0% who did not agree with bertuzzi… actually still dont like the guy, just personal opinion
Turn your
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by Smoboy41 on May 5, 2011 12:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
he missy'd that
something fierce.
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ohh...
lol its easy to hear the undertones on the internets… right?
heads to corner with dunce cap in hand
it's okay
i miss these jokes all the time. that’s why they refer to it as "missy"ing.
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Henrik Sedin shooting? That's unheard of!!!
Fun fact
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That seems to have been their MO. They tried that last year vs Montreal and it didn’t work out too well either
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Gotta thinkk the Preds are up there in that department too.
Every time we get the puck in their zone, it’s like a big group hug in front of Rinne.
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by kesrows on May 5, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neither call was bad
What is Smithson (or whatever AHL player that was) doing with his stick near a goalie’s mask? Obvious penalty.
How did Weber’s stick end up in Kesler’s midsection? I’ve reviewed the video and I do not see Kesler reach down to ice level and pull it up to chicken wing it. Another clear penalty, hooking, holding, whatever you wanna call it.
The only reason the Predators are in this series at all is Rinne. And he could win the series for them.
Anyone else think Shea Weber gonna look good in Ranger or Leaf blue?
people complain about Luongo's role in that
yet they seem to forget thanks to Sean Avery, refs have a very dim view of players getting into the goalie’s grill like that.
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I think it's very different from Avery
Avery did it continuously over a powerplay when Brodeur was trying to see what was going on, while a Dman was taking the puck out of our zone with no one else around.
I really don’t think that was a deserved penalty. Should Smithson have done it? Probably not, but Lu sold that HARD, and it wouldn’t have been a penalty otherwise
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
it definitely is very different from Avery, but to act like you can be careless with your stick just because the goalie has a mask on is not right either.
And like I said, what was Weber’s stick doing in a position where it could be chicken-winged anyway? (Really I just like saying “chicken-winged”)
by CdP on May 5, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t commenting on Weber – that one is much more of a penalty than Smithson’s was
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I am getting sick of this BS Semi.
Luongo “SOLD THAT HARD?”
FFS. Let me get you in a mask that encloses your face, and wave a stick right in front of you. Whether it hit or not ( and I believe him that it did ) you move your head back.
He sold NOTHING. He reacted to a stick in his face.
Its a penalty every time, and in an attempt to sound rational, you guys are buying this narrative about the Canucks and drawing penalties.
Its BS, and wrong. Smithson deserved the call, and Luongo did nothing wrong.
Period.
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Okaaaay Dan.
Lu did nothing wrong? NOTHING? Really? I’ve seen replays of that, and Lu’s head snaps back well after the stick is passed in front of him, and he throws it back way too far.
I know what a reaction to something being put in front of my face is, and it’s a slight flinch back. NOT cranking my neck back so I’m looking up in the air.
Frankly I find your saying that Lu did nothing wrong to be BS.
Evidence:
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I agree with Dan. One bad angle is hardly conclusive evidence.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t have a horse in this race, but I agree with Semi.
When someone is wearing a full facemask and they get tapped with a stick (or if the stick comes close but doesn’t touch), you flinch, you don’t swing your head back like you got a right hook from Mike Tyson.
It looks bad, I’m just saying I want a better angle before I make a decisive judgement. Is that too much to ask?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And I guess my first reaction when I saw it live was to find some (impossible) way to defend it. Heh.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m with Semi. Luu got an A in drama class. It’s fucking pathetic. And you know what? It’s ok to say that about players on your team. Luu’s antics annoy the fuck outta me
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are a joke. Buy into a narrative the other guys are putting forward with no proof.
Its pathetic that you and Semi think that, and fucking annoying, to tell you the truth.
Next you’ll be nodding your heads sagely as Trotz tells you something else. You are being played. Period. Trotz is smart, and knows his team has no chance if its a special teams battle, so he wants as few calls as possible.
Let me guess, Kesler acted on the OT call, and the ref finally got one right when Smithson hit Juice from behind….right?
Come on fellas.
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Why are we a joke?
What the hell man. I am not “buying” into anyone’s narrative. I see things with my own eyes and make up my own mind. And I am not afraid to call our players out if they are doing stupid shit.
Thanks for keeping this discussion rational though, it’s really nice
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
And you are just filling my mouth with words I did not say
And I do not appreciate it one bit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh stop
With the aggrieved victim thing. You sound like Trotz.
You do it a lot Semi. Its always “Lui acting” whenever this subject comes up.
Its nothing to do with the facts, its how you bias them.
Regardless. I made my point.
My apologies if I have offended you.
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No
Aggrievated victim? Give me a break. I can take it and I can dish it. What I don’t appreciate is people saying I said things I didn’t, or saying because I think one way I must think another.
You called us a joke, said we were pathetic for not seeing whatever it is you see. That is not debating something. That is an ad hominem attack and frankly makes your argument even weaker.
Only how I bias them? How about how you bias things? Or is everything you see and say 100% right all the time?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Good Lord Semi
Unclench a sec. We can have disagreements all the time here. Its part of it.
But really, are you saying that you never have said the same tired narrative about Lui all the time?
I don’t have the time to go back through a bunch of threads, but I can guarantee that you said it when Fish bumped him after being saved on the breakaway.
I know you said it all the time in the man, many dicussions on the subject with hawks fans.
Its OK to have a bias Semi. I know you can be counted on to say Lui is a diver as much as I will try to find something possible to say about him, to a fault sometimes.
Thats my bias. I am OK with it. I looked in the mirror like Stuart Smiley and have made my peace with it.
I call the narrative a joke. I call the way you ( and sometimes Sean ) further that narrative.
Fuck every time there is a bump on the big guy, you can probably find one of the two saying he dove.
An ad hominem attack? I think you misinterpreted. My apologies again if that is the case.
You guys are a joke. Buy into a narrative the other guys are putting forward with no proof.
Its pathetic that you and Semi think that, and fucking annoying, to tell you the truth.
I did call you a joke. The context and inference is that its the idea and not the person.
I think both you and Big Daddy Zandberg are ACES in my book.
But you both have a bias in regards to Lui and the subject of what you call embellishment or diving.
Never ever has been about 100% anything. I can honestly say that I have grown as a fan by chatting with people here the past couple seasons…
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Dan, you LOU homer! How can you defend that actor like that? He does it all the time! I’ve seen it live too. It’s pathetic. Lou overreacts and tries to sell shit all the time.That gif above paints a damned clear enough picture for me.
Next you’ll be nodding your heads sagely as Trotz tells you something else. You are being played. Period.
THAT is a bold assumption if I ever saw one! Trotz is right in this scenario. But hell, so many other players dive too, including Trotz’s players like WAACH pointed out. I love Lou’s goaltending abilities, I hate his, and any other players’ diving.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And I get WHAT Trotz is trying to do by bitching.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Same thing
Gillis was trying to do by bitching. Nothing new there.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Its like I have tried to say before
To derision. Now I see people coming around.
EVERYBODY dives! This assumption that Lui is somehow a Lawrence Olivier to other’s Pauly Shore is not a narrative that I buy.
It gets out there and becomes a common assumption.
It does not make it right. Like the Bulis guys pointed out, Smithson went down hard on a phantom stick, and the Preds were diving so bad the GM of the opposing team chose to talk about that and not the refs.
Yet, in a series that special teams is a big part of, the Pred’s POV is the only one getting any traction.
Being played a bit is all I am saying…
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Just because others do it
Doesn’t make it right, and doesn’t make it okay for Lu to do it.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
And that is my point as well
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on guys
I know as I get older, the memory goes, but both of you have furthered this narrative.
Its wrong. You miss my point Semi. Its not “OK because others do it”…its something that is ingrained in every player on the ice.
This particular occurrence, you guys are way over the top, is all I am saying. Wave a stick in someone’s face with or without a mask on.
Like he said afterwards, "I moved my head, I didn’t fall down or something ".
Its a natural reaction to a blade in your face to flinch your face away. Its simple self preservation.
Not “embellishing”
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OK, you keep drinking your LuLaid!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I played baseball growing up
and we have an expression “if you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying”
I don’t like diving or embellishing but until refs are good enough to put a stop to it I don’t respect players any less for doing it. Give your team the best chance to win or you are selling yourself short. I know people won’t agree but that’s how I feel.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Chuck me on that list with Semi and Sean, Dan. Fucking hate stuff like that.
Since Lou took that bullshit out of his game has returned to form.
Focusing on stopping the puck instead of throwing yourself out of position to get a call will do that.
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You guys are implying I don't like it.
My problem is with the unbelievers in Luongod.
You would expect nothing else from a Bishop of his Church!?
On that specific call, I think everyone is buying Trotz’s slant. Its wrong. You don’t wave your stick in the face, regardless of whether it smacked him hard or barely at all. The reaction is human, not a goalie embellishing.
All I am saying ;-)
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maybe he sold it
but right as the stick crosses his face he starts to react, his head starts to snap back right after the stick get to the other side of his mask. his head is supposed to be all the way back the same time the stick hits him?
Yeah. NOTHING
You know, do you? What a pile. You know its not a reaction and an attempt to draw a penalty by acting do you?
What bullshit. Play goal just once Semi. I have.
Get a stick swung in the face just once Semi. I have.
Cranking my neck back? God , you don’t know wat you are talking about, and make it sound worse with this “I know” BS.
You know?
Yeah, OK expert.
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Dan, I guess you and I are cheap diving artists as well. All I know is that I react and the last thing on my mind is, “Oh! He’s about to wave his stick in front of me! I better sell this real good. Here it comes aaaaaaand woosh! Just right.”
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't listen to ANYTHING
a goalie says. They are all out of their minds. Never met a sane goalie. ;)
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW THAT IS TRUE!
1000% agree there. But in this case, he was right.
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goalies and drummers
kindred spirits
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by Yankee Canuck on May 5, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats how it starts
hen the too big pads in minor hockey and a coach and/or parent telling you to “give it a try, the puck doesn’t hurt. LOOK at all the pads you got!”
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All goalies
are fucking crazy.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless of sport
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
REAL TALK
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
I was a goalie.
Nevermind. Carry on.
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Who could it possibly be about then?
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Yeah...sorry Semi et al
But that kind of attitude makes me furious.
Oh, he dived. Oh, he is a diver. Its so stupid. It furthers a narrative that is just out and out wrong
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He DID fake it though. Come on. Even IF the stick touched him – there’s no way your head should fly back that much. Period.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Reacting to a stick tap does not make you a faker
I’m not going to turn into a slap. That’s poor reasoning.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “faker”, but instead said embellishing it.
I just don’t see how a stick going side to side that may or may not have tapped him results in the head going back like that.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’m of the belief that the slow-mo makes it look worse and that you don’t see how quickly (or not) he recovered from it.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
well then the joke’s on you
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You say
He faked it. The fact that your argument consists of how much the head goes back is kinda funny.
Of course it looks like that. He is wearing a big old mask on his face. Its going to look like that.
You say he faked it, I emphatically say he did not.
Moving on….
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I've never
faked it… wait…
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lol
win + rec
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf
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good terminology lol
Have i ever been innocent with you Big Guy? lol ( sorry everyone else for the tmi)
well there was that time you...
hmmm…
think I will just shush here :p
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TMI! TMI!
So Lu embellished. So what. The refs either call it or don’t call it. Too many people around here have some kind of distorted idea of how hockey should be played. I don’t get it. Drawing penalties is part of the game.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
I'm not saying it was the same
but they have a very low tolerance for players waving their sticks in goalies faces, as they should. They’re only doing it because they wear the mask, and if it were a player they tried to do it to, they’d likely get tossed for attempt to injure
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Rome playing over Ballard? AGAIN?! What the fuck is that shit?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
have faith
in management…it perplexes all of us, but i can’t believe the reason is purely ‘just don’t like him much’…just can’t believe that.
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I thought Ballard looked awful in Gm2. Beaten to the puck, beaten off the puck, not saying Rome is better tho.
by CdP on May 5, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
When I sit back and think about it, we don’t have too many problems when most of our conversation today has revolved around bitching that Ballard isn’t playing.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Our biggest problem is that our 6-7-8 D men
can all play in the playoffs.
#CanucksProblems
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the dirtiness...
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my thoughts
Canucks have had better special teams so far, and Preds fans feel this means that there shouldn’t be penalties otherwise it’s not a fair series.
Hopefully the world doesn’t work out that way.
that's faulty logic...
penalties are pretty much even in the series… if someone thinks it’s not fair their team’s PP isn’t clicking, they need to sit down and learn about hockey
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Preds fan here
While I didn’t like the Weber penalty call in OT I have to agree with most of you. It was a penalty but even so I don’t know that you’d want that called on your team in OT. Would you?
But all that said…kill the penalty and I guarantee sometime before the OT was over the Pred’s would have gotten a call to go their way later. That is how hockey has worked in the 25 years I’ve watched and played. Keep playing and stop whining…it makes us look like friggin cry-babies (like Anaheim). I found Anaheim’s crying whiny at the time and the Pred’s whining is no different.
The biggest reason that Vancouver is up 2-1 and Nashville is down is special teams. You’ve capitalized more often on the PP (the shorthanders wipe each other out) 5 vs 5 play has been pretty even. If Nashville is going to win this series we need to capitalize when we have an advantage. And Rinne will need to continue to play lights out goaltending.
Get 1-2 power play goals per game and suddenly Vancouver will be in a world of hurt (if we can keep you off the board.)
kurtenblog
on tonight’s officials…
also, Pass It To Bulis weighs in…
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does
gary suters opinion have any merit to it? his nephew was on the losing end of it, regardless of his career he will be biased..imo
Preds fan here
Great…another couple of Canadian officials. Can’t we at least have 1 American official to even out the bias?
Or at least to dispel the conspiracy nuts.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is
That just numbers? A lot of guys that were not quite good enough at the game became refs.
We have more of those in Canada, is all. ;-)
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Hockey is growing by leaps and bounds in the US
Nashville is no different. The ice sheets around here are so full that you can’t hardly get on the ice unless you are already on a team.
My hope is that with a deep playoff run the sport will continue to grow in this market and we’ll finally get a 3RD!!! ice rink within 50 miles to play on.
Right now we have 4 sheets of ice within the 50 miles. And you can NEVER play outside. How many rinks can you think of in Vancouver within 50 miles? (Not counting the giant Arenas that we never get to play in.)
In Vancouver
Let me take a look in the phone book and do an eyeball.
In Vancouver proper, there is 9, including a small patch of ice right D/T at Robson square with no boards.
That says nothing about the private ones, and all the other ones in the other municipalities around the Lower Mainland. People get up very early to take their kids to any available ice.
But its more , in Canada, how even small towns have nice rinks ( though there are just as many old and shitty ones that need replacing )…thats most every small town.
If I went by the 50 miles from D/T, I would conservatively estimate 50 or so though.
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Within 50 miles? No idea… within Vancouver-proper there’s 8. That list doesn’t have the rink at Pacific Coliseum either. Maybe after the olympics they got rid of it. UBC also has two or three, even if it doesn’t count as Vancouver.
If you give a low estimate of 4 in each suburb with in 50km (West Van, North Van, Delta, Surrey, Burnaby, New West, Coquitlam, Chilliwack, Abbotsford, Langley, Aldergrove, Richmond and White Rock) that’s 52 rinks. Although I know for a fact that Burnaby and Richmond have about 8, I’m being conservative because I don’t know the number of the others.
That doesn’t count the fact that Vancouver is less than 50km within the US border, nor the sunshine coast (only one or two rinks there) or off the coast (Vancouver Island probably has a number of rinks).
So within the Lower Mainland, which has a population of 2.5 million people, there’s about 60 rinks.
And by the way, you don’t get to play out doors here, either.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The Burnaby ##
That includes Eight Rinks as one or eight?
;-)
I forgot UBC too, they have new one(s) because of the Games.
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Burnaby has about 8 but I figure it’ll even out because I don’t think Aldergrove or White Rock have 4.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Port Coquitlam
has two rinks I think. Burnaby has 8 Rinks and Bill Copeland.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill Copeland has two rinks, but didn’t 8 rinks convert one of theirs to indoor soccer? I know they also converted the front one to a figure skating/public skate rink…
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah 8 Rinks converted one of the rinks to indoor footy
I played there last year. Basically like playing soccer in a freezer. Cooling when you’re running, but the cold air wreaks havoc on your lungs. Another rink is for figure skating/free skating.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nashville fans are going to be so confused by 8 Rinks in this convo.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI NSH fans
Burnaby 8 Rinks a complex that has 8 rinks, two of which have been converted for indoor soccer and free skating.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Delta
has a rink too. Great Delta Coliseum or some shit?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Also Kensington and Bbby Winter Club (although that’s a tiny rink).
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bb winter club has two rinks eh? They have the main one and the curling rink?
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the Curling rink and a dinky little ice rink, maybe 3/4 size if that. Same size as the small one at North Shore Winter Club.
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Hmmm. I thought the main rink was a proper size. The one whose dressing room has heated floors.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BWC? Don’t think the lot was big enough to make the ice bigger. Great for younger kids, older BWC kids use Bill Copeland.
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I’m prepared to agree with you. The only reason I think otherwise is I have a rather vivid memory of my ankle getting a really bad cut and me not noticing until after the game.
Come to think of it, I remember my dad driving me out to that game… it must have been longer ago than I thought. Feels like it could be only last year.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Richmond only has 4 that I count on the top of my head. How did you get 8?
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Minoru has 2, Richmond ice centre has 6. That makes 8.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fort St John
has, if you count Taylor, 4 indoor and several outdoor sheets. Not to mention Charlie Lake is frozen enough for pond hockey for about 5 months of the year. The rec mens team here play something like 50 games a season. Lots of ice up north!!!
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s the pop.?
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
18,000 roughly
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, you can fit them all into roger’s arena, too!
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I never really thought of that. Holy shit. My mind is legitimately blown right now.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Being in a sports arena and looking around at all the people and thinkings, “That’s supposed to be xx thousand number of people” is genuinely mind boggling.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
You tend to underestimate how many people tens of thousands actually is. It’s a lot
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Nice
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nashville's Pregame Meal
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almost forgot...
MrsWaachcast strikes again :)
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*sighs*
there had to be one person to come along and complain…
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there's a few wings in there
use your imagination people
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
thank you
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Every team embellishes calls. Especially with the stakes so high, players are going to do whatever it takes to get a shot at the Cup.
Just because every team does it, doesn’t make it right. It especially doesn’t make it right when it if for the Cup. Takes away from the integrity of it all.
Solution – tougher fines / suspensions on players. I do not accept players diving or embellishing and I also think fans have a right to ask for a higher level of officiating.
I'm with this
Everyone does it, but I still don’t like it. I don’t want hockey turning into soccer. Sorry Section
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As if I like diving
just cause I like Soccer.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah sorry
I wasn’t trying to imply that you did, just that I wasn’t trying to insult your favourite sport TOO much ;)
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Perfect
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just hand out more diving penalties. You know, I feel worse for the refs in all this. Now they gotta know on the spot if something is real or embellished. Fuck, like we need anymore variables in the reffing equation. The divers will be a large factor in ruining the sport. For me, anyway.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 5, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
OT - Mind = blown
http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2011/04may_epic/
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wow...great read, but...
Thx Mike. Now I feel so insignificant and small and stuff.
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Why? Because you’re not part of a large team of physicists and engineers studying the universe to such precision just because they can?
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we are all going to die and then winning a Stanley Cup won’t seem like such a big deal
Raffi, everyone knows those guys in Switzerland are going to create a “black hole” right here on Earth!
Then we all win a prize
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You can’t enter a black hole because it’s simply a singularity…
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like
to see an event horizon.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I know, don’t feed the trolls, but you have to know that no light escapes the event horizon so it’s impossible to see.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'd
just be looking into a black expanse?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much. If you got close enough it’d probably block out the stars in that portion of the sky. And the closer you get, the more stars it would block out, including the ones behind you, until your whole horizon is enveloped in all directions. There’s a good read on that I’m trying to find…
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
If you’re still interested, read the other posts in that thread by RobotRollCall.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I was joking that Chuckles is because an event horizon is something you literally can’t see due to the fact that no light escapes it.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel dumb as fuck right now reading this conversation.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, I majored in physics. I have trouble stringing three sentences together. To each their own strength.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
/joke on how puns are relative.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Haha, thanks. So being a physics major…do you watch big bang theory and enjoy it or hate it, or just completely ignore it?
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Completely ignore it. I don’t watch much TV to begin with, and it’s not good enough for me to seek it out. Futurama on the other hand…
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a statement of causality
or an incidental comment into your general state of being?
*ducks
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
- throws physics book at canuckles’ head
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
- gets in car, runs over canuckles, backs up, runs over him again, laughs obnoxiously, drives away
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
damnit woman!
you’re violent! You know what they say about the correlation between propensity to violence and education…
*Crawls to a hospital
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I know my ass ain’t the one crawling to a hospital…
by sunshine and lollipops on May 6, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
ohh haha gotcha
im still confused about the whole thing… so black holes dont go anywhere? they are like holding a piece of “black” paper infront of you.. blocking out whats behind it? but its 1 dimensional?
so black holes dont go anywhere?
- Black holes act similar to any other large mass. If the sun suddenly gained the same properties as a black hole, we’d still be revolving around it as before. The only difference would be we wouldn’t be getting any light.
they are like holding a piece of "black" paper infront of you.. blocking out whats behind it? but its 1 dimensional?
- It’s still spherical. The event horizon is typically very close to the singularity, so you’re getting extremely close to an extremely dense mass. Light behaves differently and will actually bend to this mass because it has such a huge density. Light usually travels in straight lines, which is the basis of how we perceive this world. As one gets closer to this “black paper”, light will no longer be traveling at a straight line, but will instead bend away from you and towards the paper. So if you look at a point behind you, and imagine that instead of traveling directly towards you, it bends towards the paper instead. Because the light’s bent that way, it will look like the light where it had come from has been blocked, which is why it closes all around you.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i would like to
present thelastjohnny with the noble prize for excellence in explaining confusing shit to average joes
thanks johnny!
Ah thanks. I love to teach and share my knowledge, but I’m pretty terrible at it most of the time, especially in person. Any chance I get, I’ll try anyway.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You come out the other side as a Flames fan. Black holes = bad.
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I love
That the one guys uses “epic” to describe it.
Also, I love it. Nothing better than physics at work
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Also this line
“Well,” says Everitt, “we invented 13 new technologies for Gravity Probe B. Who knows where they will take us?”
Is exactly why scientific research is great
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I guess I'm missing the point
I really wish I understood that well enough to blow my mind. I was excited but then it just seemed like it was about spinning stuff in space without letting it wobble.
by Canuckelhead on May 5, 2011 3:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it has something to do
with figuring out if this is a dream or not.
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact a guy almost a century ago mentally constructed a space-time vortex and it proves to be true, almost down to the exact size, is simply amazing.
It also makes me feel even stupider that I still struggle tacking 20% tips onto restaurant bills…#feeblebrain
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by Yankee Canuck on May 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
They have
Debit/credit machines that can do that automatically for you now!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yankee: For 20%, just move the decimal two spots to the left and then double it.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
:| Are you like a genius or something?
by sunshine and lollipops on May 5, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
For 15% move the decimal over two spots, have that amount, and then add it to the previous amount. Or double the tax and take on a bit extra because the GST was reduced.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that I did get.
I was thinking about how amazing it was that things Einstein thought however long ago are still puzzling to world class geniuses today.
by Canuckelhead on May 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
another cool thing
is that Einstein figured out things by imagining himself flying through space. So it wasn’t like he sat down at a desk and used math or something and then said ‘Bzinga! Black Holes!" He thought it up and then he proved it. I realize he thought it up because he knew what could be possible mathwise but he had to imagine it too.
I always figured math wizzes to be fact people devoid of daydream abilities.
There’s an interesting discussion on black matter and black anti matter holes here if you’re interested
Yay thanks. And yes, anyone who succeeds tends to be multi-talented. That’s why a lot of my profs tend to be good musicians or painters or what have you. Same with some doctors I’ve known.
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by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently music and high level math are the same thing.
Apparently you use exact the same parts of your brain.
I've heard that before, but
it leaves out the important dimension of focus. I’m a multi instrumentalist musician (i can play 11 different instruments passably and can teach 4 of em) with strong-ish skills in both creating and repeating musical passages, and yet always sucked at higher math. Its either cuz i’m a bit dumb or cuz i just don’t focus on math. One of those reasons debunks the theory straight out, the other makes it incomplete. I guess a third theory is that i’m a savant, but that wouldn’t make sense either cuz i’d be better at the music and worse at everything else.
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
WAY better
than her male Waach counterpart.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
women always deny swearing
yet all the ones I know swear somethin’ fierce.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
why you...
no good, motherfuckin’, pig suckin’ ratbastard sonofabitch. If I had a car I would come up there and put my foot so far up your ass, you’d be coughing up laces for a week. I would however take you to the fuckin’ hospital, because I need my fuckin’ shoe back…
/kidding
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
But you don’t have a car so HA.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Section with the truth bomb!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
dammit
hijackin my blogpost with all your scientitous piffle and fooferah!!!
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
this
I reserve the right to go through life ignorant
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
shhhh
ixnay ixnay
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
and you're next on my shit list...
wtf is it piss WAACH off day???
heh
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
I don’t know how you guys say it but I like to wear my watch thank you very much.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
pft...
It’s pronounced ‘watch’
also, fuck y’all
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Im going to miss the first period due to work
See you guys on the flippity flop.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Im going to miss the first period due to work
See you guys on the flippity flop.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Im going to miss the first period due to work
See you guys on the flippity flop.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
doublepost
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 5, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
TUH TUH TUH TRIPPPLE POOOST
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Triple post?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a monumental day. I don’t think I’ve witnessed the Triple Post yet, or in a very long time
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
He wasn't even
on a phone
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
Ellipses-moderation advocate and playoff car flag aficionado.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
God forbid
it’s just an ability to read “via mobile”.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
Ellipses-moderation advocate and playoff car flag aficionado.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Well
You could be accessing the full site on your phone. Then it wouldn’t say “via mobile”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh snap
Caught her red handed. Get out of the bushes eightyseven.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on May 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Takes too long
always on mobile version.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
Ellipses-moderation advocate and playoff car flag aficionado.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Ive become
the Michael Scott of NM.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 6, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of Detroit (Sharks fan)
Sure Kesler embellished, but not as bad at Todd Bertuzzi’s dive. The hypocrisy is also there when Winging It In Motown has headlines like this. But I honestly think if you’re the ref, you shouldn’t call either penalties.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
We were all waiting
For everyone to be up in arms on twitter and in the media about that one. But yep, not a peep
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Shush you.
Rational explanations have no place here. Take those to the CDC boards.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Have you lost your mind?
I’m a rational Hawks fan? I never thought I would hear that from a Nuck.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Not from a rational nuck fan, anyway. Wait, do one of those exist?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was terrible.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’m ashamed to say I did too.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, sometimes you just have to hope for the best and take it to the limit.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 5, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I've actually stopped reading most of the articles concerning the playoffs
All the conspiracy theories are hurting my head. Even little things like twitter are driving me nuts.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
"little things"
twitter is where all of the conspiracies start these days
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Well that makes sense
Most of the people I follow are Canucks fans, so if twitter is the start of the conspiracies it’s all Vancouver’s fault. It’s all so clear now.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
You would be hearing about it
If it cost us the game
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
Yeah, I know that is the reason why you don’t hear about it. Which is stupid in my mind. If you’re going to pitch a fit about chintzy OT calls, you should pitch a fit about ALL of them, not just the ones which lead to goals. But that’s too much to ask from some people, especially when it relates to the Canucks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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