Bruins At Canucks Game 1 Preview: Fight Fire With Fire. Ending Is Near.
by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:02 PM PDT
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Print| BRUINS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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| Time | Wed. 5:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, NBC, RDS |
| Series | 1-0 Bruins |
Last Meeting |
3-1 Bruins |
| The Enemy | Stanley Cup Of Chowder, Days Of Y'Orr | Scoring Leaders | H. Sedin: 2-19-21 Krejci: 10-7-17 |
| Bruins |
Category | Canucks |
| Won 1 |
Streak | Won 2 |
| 5-3 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
7-3 |
| +13 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +4 |
| 3.22 (5) |
Goals Per Game | 2.78 (8) |
| 2.50 (3) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.56 (6) |
| 1.74 (1) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.07 (5) |
| 8.2 (14) |
Power Play % |
28.3 (3) |
| 79.4 (9) |
Penalty Kill % |
80.6 (8) |
| 31.8 (7) |
Shots Per Game | 31.2 (8) |
| 33.6 (12) |
Shots Against Per Game | 31.6 (8) |
| 88.9 (2) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 80.0 (T-3) |
| 6-2 |
Record When Leading After 1 | 5-2 |
| 3-4 |
Record When Trailing After 1 | 3-2 |
| 6-0 |
Record When Leading After 2 | 8-1 |
| 445 (4) |
Hits | 596 (1) |
| 262 (3) |
Blocked Shots |
261 (4) |
| 52.3 (3) |
Faceoffs % | 50.4 (6) |
| 11.9 (9) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
15.2 (12) |
| NHL.com |
How long ago does it feel like when the Canucks ousted the Sharks from the playoffs? I feel like I have moved on with my life since then. Probably a self-defense mechanism so that the wait didn't drive me mad. Now, doing up this preview I can feel the excitement and anxiety building again. 17 years is a long wait. Now instead of a Cinderella Canucks team facing a stacked Rangers squad (1994) we have a top-seeded Canucks team with high expectations facing a Bruins team who many predict to lose this series.
Here's what I expect to see: A closer series than many think. Most of the games won by a single goal as this series resembles the Nashville series somewhat. A goaltending duo from hell. A bloody war.
What I don't want to see: Tim Thomas frustrating the Canucks offence. Raffi Torres "crossing the line" when demolishing guys. Clipping calls. Blow hard refs one game and whistle-in-the-pocket refs the next.
What I want to see: This series won by the Canucks as quickly as possible. Screw them winning on home ice. Just do it, without too many hindering casualties along the way. I want to see Thomas lit up like a straw hut. I want the Bruins power play to continue it's FAIL. I want the Canucks' special teams brilliance to carry over from the Sharks series. I want to see Manny Malhotra return and make a huge impact. I want a Stanley Cup win at all costs.
So much for keeping the anxiety at bay. I'm feeling the nerves now! Go Boys Go!!
Much more after the jump....
LINKS
-Manny Malhotra missed practice today and apparently saw an eye doctor. His status for Game 1 now seems unlikely. Or is it a smokescreen by management? (The Vancouver Sun) This now perhaps makes the image near the bottom of the post a little premature but whatevs. AV ran with a 4th line of Tambellini-Bolduc-Oreskovich at practice on Tuesday which I have absolutely no problem with because it excludes Tanner Glass. Oops did I say that out loud?
-Sami Salo draws inspiration from his late father (The Province)
-Canadian actress Cobie Smulders is stoked about the Canucks being in the Finals (L.A. Times)
-Cool, creative Canucks lawn (Kurtenbloggers)
-This is great: How the 2011 Canucks stack up against the 1994 Canucks (The Vancouver Sun)
-Watch out for Milan Lucic. The Vancouver native will have family and friends at the Rog watching him and he's pumped (TSN)
-Stanley Cup Of Chowder's Canucks-Bruins series preview.
-Mark Recchi's last stand (Boston Herald)
-Did you know that Nathan Horton is the first player in NHL history to score the winning goal in 2 Game 7's in the same postseason? The legend of Horton is growing in Boston. (Boston Herald)
-Potential line matchups for Game 1 (Boston.com)
-Dear Sports Writers From Across Canada...Screw You. An excellent rant from mfarough.
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins
Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Jeff Tambellini-Alex Bolduc-Victor Oreskovich
BRUINS
Milan Lewcheech-David Kraychee-Nathan Hoe-tonne
Brad Marchand-Patrice Bergeron-Mark Recchi
Michael Ryder-Chris Kelly-Tyler Seguin
Daniel Paille-Gregory "I'll Tell My Daddy" Campbell-Rich "So They Packed Up All Their Bags And They Moved To" Peverley
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer (except for Ed Willies)
Tim Thomas
#30 / Goalie / Boston Bruins
5-11
201
Apr 15, 1974
Profile: Flopper, show-stopper, floor mopper
Tim Thomas
#30 / Goalie / Boston Bruins
5-11
201
Apr 15, 1974
Profile: Flopper, show-stopper, floor mopper
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Henrik Sedin: 2 goals and 14 assists in his last 8.
-Daniel Sedin: 4 assists in his last 2 games.
-Alexandre Burrows: 3 goals and 3 assists in his last 5.
-Ryan Kesler: 2 goals in his last 2 games.
-Kevin Bieksa: 4 goals and 1 assist in his last 5.
-Sami Salo: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 2.
COLD
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal and no assists in his last 10.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 28.
-Victor Oreskovich: 0 points in his last 14.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 27 games.
-Cody Hodgson: 0 points in his last 10 games with very limited ice time.
BRUINS
HOT
-Nathan Horton: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 3 games.
-David Krejci: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 3.
-Milan Lucic: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3 games.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Mikael Samuelsson: surgery, out for playoffs.
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, day-to-day
BRUINS
-F Marc Savard: concussion, out for season
-F Trent Whitfield: achilles surgery. Sound familiar?
VIDEO
Highlights of the last time these teams met in February:
If you skipped the above clip, how about watching Torres smoke Kaberle?
One of the ugliest hockey incidents in recent NHL history happened in a Bruins-Canucks game:
Lai has some excellent guitar skills and wants to play the Canadian anthem at a Canucks game. First off, he needs a non-fail jersey and new pair of shades:
This is one of the best fan-made Bruins-Canucks series hype video that I could find and believe me, YOU NEED TO SEE IT. Gave me chills and made me weep openly:
This one's not to shabby:
The title of this post is brought to you by Metallica "Fight Fire With Fire":
"The Price is Wrong, Bitch!" (nice work, @darthchilli!)
Are you ready?
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3-2 Canucks, Keslord
Luongo has a big game which sets the tone
<3 Boobies!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Scoring First
Looks like scoring first is going to be a factor in this series.
With Boston ranked 2nd and Vancouver ranked 3rd.
BTW. lol
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Height: 6-3
Weight: 217
Born: Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker
Glad you enjoyed that. Poor Luuuu doesn’t get enough respect
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
you know Lu is suddenly having a bad playoffs
he hasn’t won a game in a week!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
by Canuckles on May 31, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
hey man, leave LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU alone! heh! When he’s not stopping pucks he’s stealing your woman!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol I doubt that, his family is in town and my woman is in the UK
but c’mon, Lu should have gotten at least, what, 7 shutouts since game 5 of the WCF #overpaidlout
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
The funny thing is that he can impregnate your woman from here!!!!
too far??
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say so
I mean, that’s what, 7600 KMs?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
heehee
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll think it’s a “virgin birth” but….
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
psssh
I don’t believe in that nonsense, nor do I have to because of some outlandish prediction.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
hey man don’t get all serious on me! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Love that pic Sean
That bear looks like he’s got something stuck up his butt and he’s not too
thrilled.
The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Just four more wins Canucks....four more wins...
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 1, 2011 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s the look I was going for :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
1 last chance to catch your sorry ass in the Wizards competition! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Watch everyone pass me now. It could still happen!
4 games with perfect predictions? That’s 12 points.
I’m not concerned about anyone else. I want to kick your a**!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean needs some stress release. 5pm can’t come soon enough!
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by Vancouverguy on May 31, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
heheh, actually I’m feeling fine!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
okay.. I’ll be honest. I need some stress release. Ever since Man U lost last Saturday, I’ve been on edge. They deserved to lose, and Barca out-played them, but it was really sad to see my team get their ass kicked like that. I can’t remember the last time my team got ripped apart that thoroughly.
okay.. I’ll be honest. I need some stress release. Ever since Man U lost last Saturday, I’ve been on edge. They deserved to lose, and Barca out-played them, but it was really sad to see my team get their ass kicked like that. I can’t remember the last time my team got ripped apart that thoroughly.Barca is out of this world, good.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you know that Nathan Horton is the first player in NHL history to score the winning goal in 2 Game 7’s in the same postseason?
If you read the Death Zone piece you would!
/runs off in the corner and sobs quietly
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ah damn! I forgot about that!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s ok, I relieved my stress by stabbing my Lars Ulrich playdoll in the crotch with a pair of scissors.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 31, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How dare you treat that arrogant Danish doll that way??
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If he should’ve been he would’ve been – he got fined
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha. If it was a regular season game he gets suspended every time. Pretty sure that’s more or less a no-brainer.
I’m not claiming conspiracy, just that the rules are different in the playoffs.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I don’t like the Bruins but really a game 7 suspension because of that would have been a terrible decision
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
I guess I just hate the fact that the rules change all the time depending on the situation.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I don’t mind that the NHL tempers its “justice” system with “what is good for the game overall.” In this case, if Horton got suspended and the Lightning had won…well, lets just say you’d be better off breaking your TV and radio and cancelling newspaper subscriptions for the summer.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I feel that what is good for the game overall is consistent justice.
If Horton got suspended and the Lightning had won…well, Horton shouldn’t have been an idiot. That wouldn’t have been the league’s fault.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
by Jevant on Jun 1, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he’d actually touched the fan he would’ve been out
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Especially right before a game 7. If he does that in game 2 he probably sits for game 3, but
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions
You’d have to do something really bad to get suspended for a game 7. Like what Rypien did
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
4-3 Canucks
Burrows
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Am I supposed to guess something?
Uh, okay. 3-2 Canucks, Higgins, because why the hell not?
My real point is that fan vid… You know, that epic one?
Well, WELL done… Chillz… I haz dem.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
PS: I know hey, is that fan vid gold or WHAT?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My only complaint, I really really wanted to see a bow-and-arrow goal celebration, but I’m SO ready for Game 1!
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by Vancouverguy on May 31, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember following Burrows' goal in Game 7 versus Chicago...
some idiots were claiming that Burrows intentionally evaded Henrik’s attempted hug because (to paraphrase) `there was dissension in the dressing room and some of the players had lost faith in Hank as captain, yadda, yadda, yadda…’
Well, it turns out that Burr wanted to do the bow-and-arrow celebration and would have had he not been tackled before he could get to it.
4-2 Canucks. Manny (he’s playing…I hope!) for the GWG. Game 2 is low-scoring and goes into OT.
by east_van_joe on Jun 1, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Oy...
I see that I do… I hope I don’t fail at this completely (and if I do, I am blaming the cat). I am not knowledgeable enough about these hockey predicting type guessy thingys…
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
b’ah! It’s all in good fun
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s really only for bragging rights.
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true that
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
bragging rights
= larger e-penises. Very important on teh internetz
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
e-penis
I love it. So, does that mean trolls are really “hung”….or “little fellers”? I would guess the latter…
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well
trolling is the process of attempting to enhance the size of one’s relatively small e-penis
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
sort of like
driving a Hummer or a Porche or something.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
well sort of yeah
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Being cocky
You and boobies now cocks.
OK, bragging rights:
Preening
Smug
Cocky
And my cock is bigger than your cock. Sounds good to me:)
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 1, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions
What is...
The female equivalent of the larger e-penis that is very important on teh internetz? A bigger Prada bag? Hmmm… Must ponder…
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
the boobs, probably.
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Aha...
So I shall strive to look like Dolly Parton at the end…
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
hahaha
maybe. :P
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Beware. lots of times
…its just a guy acting like a girl.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
Wow
there is a story here. A story I don’t want to hear.
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by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is an excellent comment. Recommended
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I am going on reputation
from reading teh internets, not from experience.
but that comment gets a rec from me too.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
AND I WON THE REGULAR SEASON
Bitches. What
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Regular season means nothing
the playoffs is all that matters.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Hey now!! :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Sorry Angy :P I still haven’t updated San Jose as a team I respect. In the new season, I’ll update my database :P
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I’m going to save this comment and remind you of it. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Haha… Marleau and Thorton deserves respect. That Couture kid is something else. Are you sure you don’t want to send him over here?
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Pfft
Guessing the right score and scorer is a lot harder to do over 82 games!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Dear Canucks,
Make Jack Edwards cry.
Nucks 2-1, Burr GWG
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
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Wow
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJXs5AaWIbY
Greatest/creepiest homer and colour guy in the history of hockey.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
butt hurt
soooooo much butt hurt
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
You know the more I watch YouTube clips of him the more I like him. But he needs to cry like a red headed stepchild regardless
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him too…pure entertainment and absurdity. His voice always reminds me of Cameron in Ferris Bueller.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1LIUlxsqA&feature=related
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
ITS ALL ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
HOCKEY IS ALL ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION!
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His blathering is strangely familiar. Pointless, uninhibited rambling about schizo invisible thematics. Not unlike Ron Maclean’s intro’s to games, that make little sense TO ANYBODY.
Ronnie
or Grapes?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks. I hear Lui went for another walk around Stanley Park ( and nice to know before the biggest game of the season, anyone on the seawall that recognized him left him alone…
“I had my hood up and my IPOD on…”
Let’s say Kevin Bee-ek-sa with the GWG.
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So you guys have a theme going forward?
don’t need to say what it is if you want to keep it a secret…. just wondering if you’ve planned ahead, or you are taking it one game at a time.
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As long as it ain’t Star Wars! heheh
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I settled on it tonight, at least for the gamethreads. I’ve used this movie before, one of my favorite quotable movies. And I expect everyone to hate it :)
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by Yankee Canuck on May 31, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it just better not be Night at the Roxbury….
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Baby, don’t hurt me!
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Don’t hurt me.
No More.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
THE BIG LEBOWSKI?
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
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You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
MAKE IT A ZERO
YOU’RE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN SMOKEY
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my favorite quotable movies
Disney’s Pocahontas?
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Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
xii
Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on Jun 1, 2011 9:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
no I can't
you got me
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Couldn't agree more
What I want to see: This series won by the Canucks as quickly as possible. Screw them winning on home ice. Just do it, without too many hindering casualties along the way. I want to see Thomas lit up like a straw hut. I want the Bruins power play to continue it’s FAIL. I want the Canucks’ special teams brilliance to carry over from the Sharks series. I want to see Manny Malhotra return and make a huge impact. I want a Stanley Cup win at all costs.
Screw drama. JUST. FUCKING. WIN.
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by nucksandpucks on May 31, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally!
I have waited just short of 17 years for this to day to come.
3-1 Canucks, Higgins GWG
Raffi has taken the bodies teeth
But wants to know if you want to trade for the rest of the body
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I liked young Adam Sandler
Go ’Nucks!
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Is it bad that I liked 50 First Dates? He has terrific chemistry with Drew
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
those two have done quite a few movies together. Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates…..
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Wedding Singer….YES! Love the 80’s theme
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that one is such a classic.
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I don’t dig many comedy movies but that one is near top of my list
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Booooo 50 first dates
Yayyyyy Wedding Singer
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by pooponastick on May 31, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I say both are wins. Why didn’t you like 50 First Dates?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I just didn't find it very funny
It was entertaining, but it wasn’t funny enough for me to like it as a “comedy”.
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by pooponastick on May 31, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess not much is funny in Sharkland nowadays :)
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
People in the Bay Area have become so sad that the key boards we produce no longer have an end-parenthesis button so we can’t make a smiley-face emoticon. The humor has left us until October.
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by pooponastick on May 31, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOF! That is not good
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ultimate sign of unhappiness
the best I can come up with is :l
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by pooponastick on May 31, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 nucks
Daniel for the winner.
And for the non-existent bonus points – Burr with the empty netter.
by Tink for Nucks on May 31, 2011 10:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Btw love the Raffi pic
That headress is very fetching on him.
by Tink for Nucks on May 31, 2011 10:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Is that pic shopped from True Grit?
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Tis! Just googled. Love that movie.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
I did not see True Grit though.
thats it then?
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Google image ‘True Grit, Bears’ and you’ll see it.
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It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
I google imaged “Bear Coat”
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, True Grit
That’s where my little joke above comes from. That guy with the bear head said he’d taken the corpses teeth then asked if they wanted to trade for the rest of the body.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, now I remember….I’d forgotten that scene.
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It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
geez, took you peeps an hour to figure it out
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic movie
Almost as good as the original.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
I am guessing that…ohhh, WTF is the name, the one with Redford as a guy out in the boonies.
Great movie.
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The list of Redford playing a guy out in the boonies is pretty long
The Horse Whisperer? An unfinished life? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid(ish)?
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
and now you mention The Horse Whisperer. Another classic. Scarlett pretty young there but a job well done by her
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Movies with girls who act beyond their years
Is that the theme? True Grit, The Horse Whisperer, what’s next The Professional?
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Followed by
The Piano, V for Vendetta, and Taxi Driver.
by Tink for Nucks on May 31, 2011 10:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Women in their 20's don't count
But Taxi Driver is a good one.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Got me on Natalie
but it was a child – can’t remember her name – in the Piano. Can I substitute tatum o’neil in Papermoon?
by Tink for Nucks on May 31, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jodie Foster?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Youngest oscar winner?
Of course! In fact I think that makes her the spokesperson for the category. I forgot about Anna Paquin in The Piano, another great example. Although this whole category is starting to make me feel a bit creepy.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's making me think
we all really need a hockey game to watch.
by Tink for Nucks on May 31, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Paquin in Almost Famous?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
or a little more obscure
but super high on the “I’m disgusting for thinking she’s hot” creepometer, how about Anna Paquin in HurlyBurly? What was that line that Chaz Palmenteri said about her?
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
haven’t seen it. hmmm. But never feel disgusted though.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Full of great acting
But a story that didn’t really need to be made into a movie. Although the scene where Sean Penn is begging Meg Ryan (both are fully clothed) to “suck his d*#k” cause he’s depressed and lonely almost makes the whole thing worth watching.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Or you could watch it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXzmPjL0Cgg
It gets really good around the 1:55 mark. Actually that movie has a few really great scenes. Maybe i’ll watch it again and se if my judgment has changed.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 1, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't agree more
I haven’t been this excited for a hockey game since the night before the gold medal game in 2002.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
no
older than that. You are gonna force me to IMDB it are you…OK…just a sec.
Jeremiah Johnson
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Ah ha!
That picture is not from that movie though.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
shhhhhhhhhh
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I sent
you an email with some man vs bear vid clips that are hilarious
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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
John West 2. Best ad I have ever seen!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched that
Over and over and over when i first had it shown to me.
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I can remember watching it on TV. So good!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Butch Cassidy
One of the all time greats.
Love the scene at the top of the cliff over the rushing river.
Kid: “I can’t swim”
Butch: (laughs) “the fall will kill you”
by Tink for Nucks on May 31, 2011 10:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I was lucky enough
To watch a screening of that movie with thousands of other people in a park in Manhattan. So awesome.
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
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Teal'c from stargate sg-1 has this comment about the upcoming series
<3 Boobies!
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He thinks there is one superior team…
<3 Boobies!
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by Canuckles on May 31, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Damn you!
I’ve been planning for 2 weeks now to find that clip and link it in THIS preview thread, but you beat me to it!
SG-1… awesome show, sci-fi doesn’t get much better.
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
by Tyr on Jun 1, 2011 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked SG-1 and SGA but couldn’t get into SGU. One of my fave sci-fi shows though has to be Farscape.
Agreed on SGU
They strayed too far with that one, I’m not surprised at all it got canceled (nor disappointed).
My favorite (currently running) sci-fi has to be Doctor Who. Love that show :)
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
by Tyr on Jun 1, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Most excellent
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
SCI FI
FTW
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That Teal’c guy bought a jug of milk off me when I used to work at the Oak Bay Shell station.
At first I wasn’t sure it was him. It was a big ass black dude, but he didn’t have any of his crazy make up on. But then I saw that he was wearing an MGM Stargate SG1 jacket… so that kind of tipped me off. Also, he was driving an Escalade.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
I want a Stanley Cup win at all costs.
Me too, bro.
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
Hello, Hooray!
Let the show begin, I feel ready…
3-2 Canooks as the teams feel each other out in the first game. Second game, we bite off their ear.
Salo FTW with a howitzer from the point.
Win it for Manny!
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and the bad joke is....
Prince Charles plays hockey?
by Canuckelhead on May 31, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
they need to change the name I think
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Alternatively
Clarence S Campbell 3, Colin J and Gregory J Campbell 2.
by Passive Voice on May 31, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
haha! +1
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by Sean Zandberg on May 31, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Nucks, Kesler
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
I AM TOLD KEVIN BIEKSA AND MASON RAYMOND ARE MEN OF TRUE GRIT
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
5-1 Canucks
KESLOOOOOOOOOORD GWG
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
What the???
When did that happen??
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
If I remember correctly
it was after MayRay got the hat trick this year
yep
calgary’s locker room looks like that
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
So funny--it could be a hair shampoo commercial
The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Just four more wins Canucks....four more wins...
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 1, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I love this team.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Even
that Aaron Rome guy?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.
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hahaha!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
GAMEDAY!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:25 AM PDT reply actions
GUYS
WE’RE IN THE FUCKING STANLEY CUP FINALS!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:41 AM PDT reply actions
Whether or not you guys want a Ducks fan's support, you've got it. Haha.
I say the Canucks end Canada’s drought in 6 games . . .
I have three motivations for this: I absolutely hate everything to do with Boston—their fans are incredibly annoying and Fenway Park needs to be destroyed (the Red Sox are a major factor why Anaheim hates Boston). Second is the fact that you guys are in the Western Conference and the Pacific Time Zone . . . the east coast can go pound sand. And finally, I am not too fond of the “Bruins” moniker because of UCLA (a Bruin is a small, dickless bear, BTW).
As an added benefit for you CFL fans out there, California’s Kevin Riley just signed with the BC Lions. Haha.
Good luck in the final and represent the Western Conference well. :)
CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
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Riley is one of six in camp.
Wally Buono must hold the record for turning down NFL staff offer letters. Dude just makes QBs better.
I take it the Angels are not fond of the Red Sox huh?
But yeah, pull up a chair, grab a beer and feel the rush of nervous energy as 5 oclock rolls around. 5 fucking oclock. God damn TV networks and prime time and all that. People getting off early from their jobs and racing hime for puck drop.
Do not forget the wonder at the LuonGod. He is like the Methodists of Canuck hockey religions. Some really like and appreciate the dogma, while most are just confused and prone to misconceptions.
“No honey, its the Presbeteryians tht speak in tongues and use snakes…”
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15 hours till game day
Still the night before in Oz. Can’t think of anything else but hockey, just watching the Canucks vids on youtube on cycle (CanucksHD and some guy named xEvolu7ioNx but my favourite by far is the ‘Canucks – life in technicolor’ one. So so so pumped! We’re in the mutherfuckin SCF’s………4-2 Raffi.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions
From the Hawks series
For my 1st post:
I’m just gonna leave this here.
by dallascanuck on Jun 1, 2011 2:45 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
awesome!
I thought the surprised expression on Sean’s was like Peter Griffin when he gets a prostate exam.
This is even better.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "He’s cocky and confident enough and he’s the wild card," said one NHL source. "They [Bruins] have no answer for Kesler." Province 5/30/11.
wooooooo
sweet!
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HA! I may steal that image down the road! Well done
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Stanley Park Vancouver vs Stanley Park in some place called Westfield, Massachusetts
http://www.news1130.com/news/local/article/234375—stanley-park-bet
Seems like a one-sided bet, but I’ll take it
That rules but I’m pretty sure that plaque will disappear quick.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Lets go for... 2-1 Vancouver, Kesler.
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
I remember that fucking McSorley attack
Like it was yesterday. That video is horrendous. “In all fairness to McSorley, he was probably trying to tap him on the shoulder”. Yeah, fuck off Boston. Can’t believe they ever tried to defend that.
And I still love that Snow went after him
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
And I would bet good money
If that happened today everyone would scream “DIVE DIVE DIVE”.
Asswipes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pretty much ended his career. Bertuzzi, on the other hand…
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
He was kind of dead to me after that. That’s a whole can of worms though
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Literally nobody in Boston gives a shit if McSorley is a mechanic or a hobo or whatever when it comes to this series, I don’t know why you bothered bringing it up.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions
There was a video posted in this preview thread, so I was commenting on it because I remember that event and didn’t like it. And my “fuck off Boston” “can’t believe they defended it” was directed at who I assume was Jack Edwards on the commentary
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Care to point out what video it is you’re talking about? Can’t seem to find it.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
i’m thinking it’s probably the 3rd one in the “Video” section at the end of Sean’s main post….
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Third one in. Prefaced by “One of the ugliest hockey incidents in recent NHL history happened in a Bruins-Canucks game”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Aha. I’m used to skipping the articles. Anyways yeah it was bad but is there anyone on either team that was in that game?
Hold on, checking…
Quick glance shows that holy hell that vancouver team was full of terrible people
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, looks like every player in that game that’s still playing in the NHL is on a different team now.
Like Thornton and Ohlund, who each got knocked out in the last round by the team they were playing against in that game.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
i didn’t realize that you guys had Anson Carter back in the day.
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Those were dark times. And I know there isn’t anyone on the teams anymore, it was just a bad incident that I saw when I was younger so it sticks out to me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
erm?
Anson Carter and Dark Times?
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NOT A RACIST
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
wasn't implying it
I was thinking i’d missed a pun somewhere. I really need Waach to make me proper coffee in the morning… I apologize!
Also i’m not a racist either, just sayn. I have black ancestors.
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Haha
I was just joking there. I made an unfortunate comment like that at the beginning of the season and Section called me an “accidental racist” so now whenever it happens I chuckle thinking of that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
accidental racist
that does give me a chuckle too. Ty i feel less awkward now for commenting on it
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Edwards has been with NESN only since the lockout (and thank goodness he’s here!) but that clip is from TV-UPN 38, and called by Dave Shea with either Phil “I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BOSTON (when they’re playing my bolts)” Esposito and/or Gerry Cheevers.
Come on, don’t you watch highlights of old USMNT soccer clips from ESPN and go “hey! that’s jack!”? No? I’m the only one? Okay….
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks, Kesler and
WE DID IT. We survived Chicago, some fishies and even the End of the World Rapture!! Finally the day is here.
Didn’t sleep well – used to a 6’4" guy next to me – but he’s nursing blistered feet over in Vancouver :). I dreamnt i was at the arena sitting with a bunch of you all but we weren’t watching hockey – it was a Wrestlemania fight between Fin and a bear . The dogs woke me up before i could see who won lol.
9 hours to go….
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good article on PD
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Article good, comments get Fails
I’m struggling as to how "mattd’ and ‘baker’ have such odd perceptions of the stick logo lol. " The stick is on a tv screen, explain that" " It’s not a tv screen the stick makes a C ’ . Seriously
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Don't read Yahoo comments
You lose brain cells
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Jun 1, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
pretty much
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Hear i thought my lack of brainpower this morning was cause i haven’t had coffee yet .I’m used to Waach making it
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Is it five o'clock yet?
Maybe these early starts aren’t so ridiculous after all. Enough with the waiting!
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 1, 2011 8:18 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I demand to know why the NHL has scheduled such a long break. Then again, it will shorten the summer drag we’ll all be having soon.
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the Canucks' arena
is booked for a few events, I believe. Second NBC has other ratings to worry about
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Screw NBC! and someone needs to talk to the person in charge of the Canucks’ arena.
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what's worse for a business, though
overbooking or not having anything booked then having us out in the 1st round?
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I would have been okay with you guys being out in round 1 … ha! But considering you guys were the favorites to win this … :)
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plus
CBC loves their Saturday night hockey.
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I’m annoyed about that as well – my sister planned her damn wedding this Saturday. So two reasons now I’m pissed I have to go. 1) I’m going to miss game 2 and 2) it’s my birthday weekend and I have to go to a stupid damn wedding. Fuck family obligations getting in the way of my fun.
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Just drink a lot at the wedding?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I can’t. It’s 90 minutes away and I’ll be driving my boys and my dad. And hoping to leave as early as I can possibly get away with.
(I don’t get along with my sister and just doing this cause – well family obligations and it’s what you do; put on a smile and pretend to have fun)
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haha! I’ll be doing my drinking once I get back home and go out. I’m just annoyed cause she knew I had plans for this weekend (Vegas trip with friends) and yet she still picked this weekend to get married.
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Seriously
What’s with these people acting like their wedding is all about them?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
ahem … a birthday is a big event too and when that date is permanently scheduled and something is already planned, it takes no big effort to plan another event around it. Especially if it’s only a 2nd wedding. Not like she’s a new bride or anything.
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I should add – my friends and I already had our tickets bought, room booked – everything planned, long before she picked out her date. She knew I had plans for the weekend. She expected me to cancel my plans. There was no reason for her to pick that weekend other than it fit her schedule for the summer and her schedule for when she can dump her two youngest on someone else to watch so they aren’t at her wedding.
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Angy, I’m sensing some other underlying anger issues with your sister. It’s good that you’re talking about it, letting it out.
Oh you have no idea.
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You can let it out
This is a safe place
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
TWSS
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by Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nope. I’ve said too much. I’ll be fine. If I seem angry as Saturday approaches, it’s not you. I’m just getting more annoyed at my wasted weekend. :)
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Sorry it’s going to be a bummer of a weekend for you. Maybe eat a lot of sweets and get a sugar rush so you don’t feel as annoyed. And even if you’re mad at her, just try to enjoy having the rest of your family around to hang out with. It’s tough to make the best out of a situation like that.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 1, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, my nickname is sunshine too, so it all fits in one happy package. I try to be happy and stress is not a friend of mine.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 1, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Bruno Mars concert's Friday night
xii
Coconuts go.™
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GO CANUCKS WIN WIN WIN WIN
YEAHHHHHHHHHH SCORE GOALS! HIT PEOPLE! LLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
FUCK I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!! JUST FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@DarrenDreger
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Sources tell TSN Colin Campbell is giving up role as NHL disciplinarian. Brendan Shanahan will likely take over.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Great. What the fuck did we get greg for, then?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Is he funny or something?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
(he’s a great 4th line center, but still)
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s as anne as the nose on Plain’s face.
by Passive Voice on Jun 1, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a good thing for the NHL. I’m sure that Campbell is a very professional guy, but one can’t avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest; and particularly with Boston in the Stanley Cup Finals. Perhaps the conspiracy theories flying around after no penalties in game 7 of the ECF finally convinced the league that it would be better for fan perception to have someone else in Campbell’s place. Shanahan will be an excellent choice, if he is, in deed, chosen as the replacement.
by CarolinaCanuck on Jun 1, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Things I’d rather not have: brand new supplemental discipline guidelines for the finals
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
This just in:
Shootouts now implemented for Stanley Cup Finals as well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I would also hate this.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I doubt there are any new guidelines for the final. This is a personnel change of one member of the disciplinary team.
by CarolinaCanuck on Jun 1, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
He also was already being excluded from the Finals Hockey Ops group, so…
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t really about his competency or his professionalism. The underlying issue is the perception of his INcompetency and UNprofessionalism. The day his son made the NHL, he would be screwed no matter what decisions he made with regards the Bruins and their opposition.
Too lenient on Boston? Favouring his son!
Too hard on Boston? Just trying to improve his image!
Punishment just right? (And when has that ever happened?) You just get complaints from both sides.
It’s a complete no-win situation.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But the real question is if Colin is taking his Wheel O' Justice with him or leaving it for Shanny.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Holy shit
DarrenDreger Darren Dreger
Sources tell TSN Colin Campbell is giving up role as NHL disciplinarian. Brendan Shanahan will likely take over.
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Like, giving it up TODAY!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
that would be awesome
but I wonder if he would do that…
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I mean…today???
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay that answers my question. Bad choice of punctuation Zandberg
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Shit, are all the zandberg/zoidberg jokes played out on here already?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
you can call him
zion-berg if Manny Malhotra plays in this series
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Great. No answer. So….Colin is going to fuck us and then leave us then?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
most likely
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I asked the TSN guys, who knows if they’ll answer. Seems pretty vague at the moment
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Typical male. :)
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by Angy on Jun 1, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remember the words “conflict of interest”.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Despite Gallagher's inane ramblings
In that article, the main point was actually valid.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
a tiny nugget of truth
buried underneath a veritable mountain of horse shit
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Yes indeed
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
What I really don't understand
is how the NHL doesn’t see a problem with this and doesn’t also see a problem with having a deputy who steps in when there is a “conflict” with a close personal relationship with the person who he is replacing
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Oh I know the words – just wonder sometimes if others understand them. :)
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Sorry, I meant to say that to everyone :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Here’s hoping!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Cornelius Hardenbergh!
*Shakes fist
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
so says the guy
who prefers half-colons rather than full ones. Like really, who likes incomplete stuff anyways?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
IT'S A PUNCTUATION MARK DAMMIT
When will you people learn!!!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
uh huh
defending the half breed to the end I see
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Yeah it’s pretty hard to take any crap from a guy with “Semi” as a username. He’s such a softie
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see what you're trying to do with that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
hehehehehehehehe
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I’m semi-cocked and ready to unload!
Just doesn’t work.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t make me laugh at work.
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Aragorn: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf: Do we know that?
Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: That Frodo is SEMI alive. Yes. Yes, he’s SEMI alive.
ok I’ll stop.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate you all
You’re all lucky I live on the other side of the continent.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
See if we were only Semi-Lucky
that just wouldn’t work either
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
you see what he's trying to do?
so he’s only Semi-Successful eh?
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Strong gritty game. PP’s make the difference tonight.
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8 more hours
Thank dog i have another season of Sons of Anarchy left to watch
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Haven’t heard from Mr. WAACH for a while. You think Raffi got him? :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
nope lol
I spoke to him last night and early this morning. He was on his way downtown around 8am – he’s staying in Burnaby. He said he’ll be doing his morning coffee from Rogers :)
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things for me to do in those 8 hours:
-clean up my place
-get my haircut
-see if my presents came in the mail yet
-come up with a special birthday dinner that’s easy to make and can be eaten on my couch at 5:00 with some icewine for the Canucks game.
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thanks
icewine is a sweeter wine. the grapes are pressed when they’re frozen, making a sweeter taste.
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Happy bday
by the way!
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thanks
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tbh, it’s the only kind of wine i’ve tried so far that i actually fully like.
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definitely because it’s sweet. however, i only had a small sample of it (the lady i live with had a friend come over with a 3-year-old bottle of his old Ontario vintage) so i haven’t got drunk off it yet.
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Like me?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i said “fully”, not “semi”.
:P
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by missy on Jun 1, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What is with the semi jokes today!!!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
come on, you set me up for that one!
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this is true
+1 to wit for Missy
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
this is true
+1 to wit for Missy
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
What's going on
With all the double posts today?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What's going on
With all the double posts today?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
tossing it to SBN tech
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Such
A tosser
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
But are you completely or only partially tossing it to the SBN techs?
:)
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oh dear god….
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Not even semi-in on it?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
no. Jevant is ALL-in. You on the other hand……
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Completely.
I see it on other sites too, so it’s not just us.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know but I like it
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Hah. Rec’ced.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
what is icewine?
WHAT IS ICEWINE???
GASP!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this product. I am intrigued. It looks like it might be too sweet to drink more than a glass or two at the most?
i just found a 50ml sampler at the liquor store the other day and bought one.
when that’s done, i also have some vodka, rum, and raspberry sourpuss for afterwards.
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Vodka, rum – now you’re speaking my language. But you know what, I’m going to try a small sampler bottle of icewine next time I’m at the store.
I actually put ice in the ice wine, to make it less sweet. Is that weird?
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Yes
its supposed to be sipped in small quantities usually for dessert. Expensive as hell. BC makes the best in the world. Just like hockey teams.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 1, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitively too sweet to drink more than a glass or two
I find it kinda ok with dessert. But I also prefer my alcohol to be strong wines or hard liquor, so it’s probably a taste thing.
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i definitely love sweet things.
i’ll see how i do with my one glass tonight.
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Agreed
I like my alcohol to feel like it’s killing me a little bit each time I have a sip. Ice wine is a good thing for dessert though. Happy birthday Missy, I hope the Canucks give you a win for your birthday.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 1, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
also know as a dessert wine
People tend to pair ice wine with a sweet dessert. I find ice wine is much too sweet on its own but then again I drink greek wine sometimes which might be compared to turpentine.
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Now that sounds more like it. Any particular brands or labels you’d recommend?
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well, the kind i’ve tried was the stuff the friend made himself.
the liquor store i found my sampler at had Naked Grape and Vidal, plus a couple other more expensive ones. the sampler i have for tonight is Vidal.
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You should try some ports this birthday
Sweet but generally not as sweet as ice wines.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 1, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
“Categories: Canadian Alcoholic Beverages”
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday!
What types of non-ice wine have you tried? That may be the problem. Definitely best to acquire a taste of wine by drinking the good stuff. Then you can figure out which of the non-good stuff you can tolerate.
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i’ve mostly just sampled a couple things that my family had around at the Christmas dinner last year. it’s mostly just white wines i’ve tried. the only name i remember in particular was a Yellow Tail brand….
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Yellow Tail isn’t bad for a low-end wine, but I generally find that lower end wines are generally better red than white. I don’t mind the red Yellow Tails, but I am not a fan of the white ones. Mostly personal preference, I suppose.
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i should really start going for some wine tastings…
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if you like sweeter wine
try a Riesling or a Gewurztraminer, both are white wines and on the fruity sweet side, but not as syrupy as ice wine.
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Riesling
thanks for reminding me of the name!
i tried that at a restaurant a couple weeks ago, it was a nice original taste, but the aftertaste i didn’t like (one of my main problems so far with wine).
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it was probably the 2nd-best one yet so far, behind the icewine.
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Try this
A decent Riesling paired with some brie and and a baguette and some sliced pears and apples……………..ENJOY and happy birthday.
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Happy Birthday (today?)
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thanks
yes, today. now 21.
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Congrats! My oldest just turned 20 three days ago. But June is a much cooler month (clearly biased here). :)
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Happy birthday
Missy!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Missy
Happy birthday to you.
May the Canucks give you the best birthday present ever.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 1, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday Missy!
You are now legal in the U.S.
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Happy Birthday, missy! Try icewine shooters. Straight up. You won’t remember a thing!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday Missy! So, when are you heading to Van city now?
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maybe later in the series. i wasn’t able to find someone to make the trip with me today (everyone’s at work), and i work saturday.
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Happy Birthday Missy :)
My advice would be to order in from Fifth Street Grill. They have awesome buffalo burgers with sweet potato fries ( they don’t always have the fries so you have to ask)
Not expensive and sooo good.
Oh to be 21 and not as stupid as i was then
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Happy Birthday MIssy! For your birthday, I hope everyone uses titles.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 1, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
we’ll see how many SCOC visitors i have to inform tonight…..
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all of them, SCoC is a lawless frontier compared to some of the SBN sites (at least in terms of titles, etc)
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, i’ve heard.
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Happy Birthday Missy!
I hope it’s a wonderful day for you, especially the part between 5pm and 8pm. :)
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boo hoo
poor collie
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Is it just me or
has anyone else watched the highlights from the ’94 run a bazillion times and I would probably give at least a toe to have Jim Robson calling these games, nothing against shorty but Robson was absolutely classic. Remember to take complete advantage of this ’Nucks fans, who knows when we will ever get another opportunity to celebrate, party and get behind our team like this. Go Canucks Go!!!!!!
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Possibly old news..
GlobeFluto Fluto Shinzawa
Stephen Walkom and Dan O’Rourke tonite’s refs. Walkom was one of two who called penalty-free G7 vs. TB. #bruins #canucks
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How much do you wanna bet he hands out at least 6 tonight?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
BTW great preview pics Sean..made me laugh, anyway!
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Thanks man :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Hope so
as long as some of them are against the bruins. We’ll kill them on the PP
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 1, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry
We’re 4-0 when Walkom refs games!
But I think 0-3 when O’Rourke does.
How that balances out, I don’t know
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Solution:
Have Bolduc paste O’Rourke into the stanchion on the first shift tonight. Problem solved.
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Since he’s only playing the 1st period anyways.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
ok
I will only SEMI worry
:P
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh and
3-0 Nuckies, Burrrrrrr
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Hopefully you guys won’t mind a Ranger fan hanging out during the SCF around here hoping that Boston gets humiliated right?
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A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
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not at all
welcome to the party.
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awesome
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A picure-titling visitor? Missy won’t mind for sure.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait
A Ranger fan cheering for the Canucks in the SCF?. The end of days HAS started.
by Canuckelhead on Jun 1, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Its been 17 years
you guys are playing for the cup…mine is continuing to rebuild. Any lingering hatred is long gone from my point of view (to be fair i was only 3 when the rangers won that series)
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For the record, I still hate Messier. That hate may not be washed away, ever, for so many reasons. But you seem like a very nice person, with a healthy appreciation for Homer! I like it.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you hate him
for winning the cup or coming to Vancouver three years later and not doing anything close?
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you mean when he was brought in to Vancouver right?
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Finish this sentence: “Mark Messier is…”
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's leave that unfinished
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
"...@#$%@^!$%#!"
No surer way to distinguish a Rangers fan from a Canucks fan that that test for sure.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
that's a loaded sentence
if i answer it…I’ll probably be banned…if i dont then it seems like a cop out
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I call bullshit. You’re too smart to be a rangers fan.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
5-2 Canucks Bieksa GWG
Daniel, Salo, Higgins X 2.
I believe the Canucks will dominate. I watched Bruins-Lightning Game 7. What a snoozefest. Color me un-impressed with the East.
Syrus would be proud
We’ve got the Rangers and the Hawks, we’ve got the Sharks right next to the Canucks, nobody is wasting nobody, that is a miracle and miracles is what we are here for today.
GO CANUCKS GO
Ryan Kesler for MVP
updates
hearing 4th line is Bolduc/Tamby/Oreskovich
Vigneault just said Manny is day to day, not skating today, would not say if he is in or out tonight, just waiting on transcripts from the presser.
Had a chance to speak to Jim Robson a moment ago. He loves the fact he gets to be a part of this as a fan, he misses being involved from the broadcast end, but overall, you can feel the excitement from him.
Also, Murph is impatient for puck drop lol.
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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
Any word why Bolduc over CoHo?
I’m not shocked, just curious if any sort of rationale was provided.
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no
I would imagine it’s more as a measuring stick as far as physicality tonight, didn’t get official confirmation, but a number of media we’re saying they’ve heard it’s set
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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
Radio was saying how yesterday they wanted to shield Manny from Media day. But, I guess AV doesn’t really care who’s on the 4th line since they’re only playing 4-5 minutes a game.
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
totally
and until you see who is on the ice, keep that in mind
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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
totally
and until you see who is on the ice, keep that in mind
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Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
This is funny as hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxu2-Ts4AWM
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He's
A Bostons Bruin fan
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
No he's not
Watch the whole thing. I love the part about being pretty sure there’s a rule against putting bioncles on the ice
by Canuckelhead on Jun 1, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you watch it?
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I did and it’s as hilarious as the conclusion is incorrect.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone’s entitled to their opinion (as five days off between games has shown us all…ugh).
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
if you’d have gone 7 games we’d only have 4 days off so don’t come crying to me about that
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
My apologies my team knows how to finish off their opponents :)
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Well....
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
(kicks you hard) … jerk … :)
GO SHARKS!
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sorry
The stanchion was tired and wanted to go to bed. My new theory.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I just liked the way he said “Bostons Bruin”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Our cities.
Our team.
GO BOSTONS BRUIN GO
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it was possessive?
Boston’s Bruin? Do you guys have one bear in the city that everyone likes?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Nah, just plural. OH I LOVE THOSE DIRTY WATERS
OH OH OH
OH BOSTONS YOU’RE MY HOMES
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
answer me this
Why do you Boston savages talk so funny? It sound good when Lenny Clarke speaks it though.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
I don’t talk funny YOU TALK FUNNY HEY SULLY WATCH ME HIT THIS GUY WITH A FACKIN ROCK KID
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously though I think my Minnesota accent is better than my Boston one, I grew up in the burbs where everybody talks normal.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it was possessive?
Boston’s Bruin? Do you guys have one bear in the city that everyone likes?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Maybe it was possessive?
Boston’s Bruin? Do you guys have one bear in the city that everyone likes?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
a triple post!
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Oh eff me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Today is not your day
Or maybe it’s one of those days that starts off slow and builds all day into a fantastic night? I had one of those recently
by Canuckelhead on Jun 1, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
That is AWESOME.
I love it. Thx Yank, I’ll be subscribed to that dude for the playoffs for the rest of the series!
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Pahdahn
That is WICKED AWESOME
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WICKED AWESOME KID
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
okay...
grabbing transcripts, new stuff coming soon
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
okay...
grabbing transcripts, new stuff coming soon
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
Let's go Huntin' !!!!!!!!!!
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Linden is a god, and Messier will forever SUCK!!!
Canucks 3-1
Salo = GWG
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
WTF?????
http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/
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and i just found out.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh missy....
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Hahaha
If it wasn’t Missy’s birthday…so you can’t say anything…
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I know. I really thought about playing along, but.
Happy Birthday, Missy!
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
what?
i didn’t know about the Onion, i had never been there before. i just saw it being retweeted.
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How?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
To be honest The Onion could literally be the bane of missy’s existence. Everything is so tongue-in-cheek and full of sarcasm. We should have known this would happen and we should have warned her.
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Just for fun
You’re not the only one who read an Onion article and went waaah?
http://literallyunbelievable.org/
Still 5.5 hours to go. What the hell am I going to do with the rest of my day at the office?
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Jeez, that’s a nasty cough you got there. Better lay down for a bit. Do you have a bit of a fever? I think you might, yeah, better take the rest of the day off
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
heh heh. Thank you for understanding. :D
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone who is a hockey fan is going to love this story
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
That has to be the best post game celebration story I’ve ever heard
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
wow
Somehow it reminded me of a penthouse letter lol. Awesome story , the guy is lucky to not have died from alcohol poisoning though!
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s like the Canadian version of the Hangover
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wow
amazing
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean
There are people working through this day?
Seriously though i wish i could just relax and enjoy the ride. It took a long time to get here , i’m going to try to concentrate on being in the moment.
And WHAT A MOMENT WE HAVE PEOPLE! woooohooooo
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the moment, the moment
good plan. I need to try that.
I’m starting to get a little jittery here. Not fear, and not exactly excitement either. I guess it’s kind of like that tingly feeling you get right before a big storm?
Hang in there, Mrs. W! I was thinking about you, and how you must be so excited about the Mr.’s opportunity but also missing him.
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Thanks Seu :)
I am missing him – he’s my best friend too so it’s also going to be weird not having him here for the game tonight. The last time he was at a game without me he had great seats so i could actually see him , which was really fun.
I’m feeling the same way i do when i have to fly. Scared but excited for the landing . I"m trying to be all zen but i’m failing lol.
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I know what you mean
I confess, I used to always roll my eyes when I heard people say “my spouse is my best friend”, I just figured they were showing off, because marriage couldn’t really be like that! Turns out I was doing the whole marriage thing wrong. :) So on my second try, I really DID marry my best friend, and wow is it the best thing ever, why did I not know about this!?!
Mr. Pseu has to work tonight (which sucks, but the company is in crunch time, and at least they’re playing the game for everyone in a big room and getting dinner for them), and while it’s no where near as bad as when he has to travel, it still sucks to have to go through something this exciting and special without your best pal.
I’ll raise a glass of strawberry-banana juice to you, and all team spouses that have to stay calm, hold down the fort, and wait for the outcome. :)
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funniest question ever
Cody Hogdson was asked at media day:
“what do you think about Winnipeg’s porn industry”
Officially licensed Canucklehead
he replied with
What about you Victor, did you get a sense Winnipeg really has a vibrant adult market?"
Officially licensed Canucklehead
He seriously got asked that???
I guess any kind of ‘media’ are allowed in to this thing.
Well, guess that makes sense seeing how they let WAACH in!
;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Heh
It was probably WAACH who asked it.
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I wouldn't put it past him but
His name is Kent not Victor . So i’m thinking not him
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I think Cody
Was talking to Oreskovich there :)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
BAHAHAHA
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Great preview, Sean
Happy Birthday Missy. You can get your driver’s license now!
Win it for Manny!
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Where in the world do you need to be 21 to get a driver’s licence? We’re good to go at 16 here :P
More like, she’s legal in the States now!
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
You better gcalibrate your sarcasomometer before the game.
Otherwise it’s going to be a long night for you :)
Win it for Manny!
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Oh dear.
I’m a bundle of nerves, and just trying to get through work. It’s been a rough morning.
What? 8 hours to go?!
-work for what seems like an eternity –
Check NM. Read new posts.
-Checks time. WHAT?! 7:45 to go?! Fuckitty Fuck Fuck!
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
time check
How are you counting these hours? Only four and a half til five pm right?
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Think he was referring to how the day in general has gone.
Win it for Manny!
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sleep check
I think i should be banned from responding unless i’ve had more than 3 hours sleep.
ty lol
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. I used 8 hours because that was when I stepped in the lab :P
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by Vancouverguy on Jun 1, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2 vancouver
a motherfuckin b ftw
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
5-3 Nucks
Kesler FTW
Due to nerves this one will be a high scoring one
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
I remember last year’s game 1. That was definitely not a goalie clinic
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
any playoff game involving the flyers
is never going to be a goalie clinic
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Niemi
Let in a bunch of softies too that game. Wasn’t it like 3-3 or 4-4 after the first period?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It was a goalie fiasco that's for sure
In game two they both settled down and the parade to the back of the net stopped.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
OK time to pick
3—2 Canucks
The KesLord GWG
The Vancouver Canucks are better than you!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better than you!
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Just four more wins Canucks....four more wins...
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by PensFanInDenver on Jun 1, 2011 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
A little punch drunk but theme suggestion ( i know its already decided but)
Very girly maybe but i keep thinking how this whole next series could use some Princess Bride quotes. Overdone maybe but i’m working on little sleep and only one coffee so don’t be too hard on me :)
Because if we win there are going to be a lot of people screaming ’Inconceivable!"
And who but Kesler to say ’ As you wish"
What about “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”
And our hopes for Manny to play are only ‘mostly dead’ right?
Sorry Waachs not here to prevent me from posting drivelly ideas :P
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One of my fave movies ever Mrs
Or “Let me put it this way, Have you ever heard of Plato, Socrates, Aristotle?”
“Yes”
“Morons”
my fave scene of many fave scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQNHBUqfLnM
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Inconceivable !
I love that scene too.
I also liked the ’ sleep well and dream of large women’
And where Wesley tells Prince Humperdink that he will punish him to the pain but not to death.
Also, whenever either of us say "its possible’ the other always says ‘Pig!’ which some people don’t get :P
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by MrsWaachcast on Jun 1, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by Tink for Nucks on Jun 1, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
in canuck world
“My name is Henrik Sedin. You hit my brother. Prepare to lose”
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My Name is Gregory Campbell. You fired my father. Prepare to die.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
St. John’s finalized. They now have an AHL club.
Question is, who will be the parent club?
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It's the Moose moving there
So it should be Winnipeg since they still own the AHL team from what I understand
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
so this means we’re in the market for an affiliate. who are our options?
by CdP on Jun 1, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s a few other NHL teams looking to change their affiliations, so Gillis has already said there’s plenty of options.
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in that McSorley Brashear video
Matt Cooke #24 actually restraining someone! He wasn’t always an assclown, at least not when he was a Canuck.
Yes he was!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OK…not as much of an assclown. Not a dangerous assclown, not a front page of TSN assclown.
by CdP on Jun 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bolduc over CoHo?
Must want more physical presence, but you could have said the same about any of the preceding series.
NM
You guys don’t seem to be calling for Ballard to be in the lineup like you were last series. Is this because:
A. He is already IN the lineup, so no need to talk about him
or
B. He is not in the lineup and you are happy about that
Good question
Wondering myself if he is in tonight. Definitely want him in.
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Ah, okay…I was just curious that maybe he did something wrong during the WCF and you were now in favor of him sitting.
Think it’s more people have given up trying to figure out how and when he gets in. And we’re not really sure who’s ready to go because no one skated today
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
^ THIS
We’ve basically given up on screaming for Ballard to be inserted.
That, and Ehrhoff is a better alternative, and Ballard won’t displace Rome because that’s Ballard’s weaker side.
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plus, if we didn’t have Rome in who would be blame for every goal against?
by CdP on Jun 1, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost certain Ballard is sitting in favor of Rome/Ehrhoff as the third pairing.
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
scouting report on Seidenberg?
I haven’t seen him play much. He is referred to as a shutdown defenseman with Chara, but looking at his transaction history he hasn’t been traded for more than a bag of moldy cheese in the past. what’s the deal?
Seidenberg’s logged top minutes of anyone on the team and has been pretty badass.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 1, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Unrelated to the point...
The noob discovered how the ‘z’ key works here! I am master of teh interwebs!
(helps if you read the teeny tiny printing every now and again…)
IS IT FRAKKING FIVE O’CLOCK YET!!!
(Will be leaving work at 4:00, our arena is opening up like Rogers will for ALL the games… If I can’t be in Van, that’ll have to do.)
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
The Z button is your friend
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by Yankee Canuck on Jun 1, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
As is hitting the View: Wide at the top right of the page.
Especially when we get into those long sub-threads.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Wow. I wasn’t even aware of the Z thing. I gotta get out more
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by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Joke...right?
Loving the sig, Z.
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4-3 Nucks
Alex MF Burrows GWG.
The nerves are starting to kick in.
I am enjoying the Nucks fans coming out of the woodwork out here now. More Blue and Green being seen than White and Blue.
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It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Good luck tonight
sean, I don’t think the Trojan Bear trick with torres is going to pan out. The Bruins are dumb, but…
I envy both teams fans. i spent way to much time on SCH today discussing who was better Denis Savard or Kane.
It digressed to the point that I admitted I’d rather watch Burrows scor a Game 7 goal against us rather than watch the movie Pokemon.
577 posts – I guess your a little fired up in Vancouver.
ohhhhhhhh
yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Just a little :)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I feel like I’m hovering over my chair waiting to leave work. I’m freaking out.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jun 1, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
2-1 Nucks
Kes
I think it’s going to be pretty low scoring due to the teams feeling each other out.
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So many jokes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
3-1 Canucks
Kes GWG, Burrows EN.
"Proceeds go to a translator for Alex Burrows."
-Bieksa on Ryan Kesler's clothing line.
3-2 Nucks
AMFB FTFW!
Here we are Canucks fans, the series we have all been waiting for. Let’s go make some noise!!!!!
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
[IV] WINS TILL THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!
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