Tuesday Playoff Coffee- The Number 5
by Kent Basky on May 24, 2011 8:26 AM PDT
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There's a lot of focus today on the number 5 for the Vancouver Canucks. 5 more wins to raise the Cup. Will #5 Christian Ehrhoff return to the lineup? 17 years ago today, Greg Adams scored in Double OT to defeat the Toronto Maple Leafs and send the Canucks to the Stanley Cup Finals. And with a win over the San Jose Sharks tonight in front of what should be a rabid Rogers Arena, the Vancouver Canucks will collect their 4th banner this season. Just one more banner to go. We should see the kind of push back we saw in Game 7 against Chicago from the Sharks. And with so many questions facing the opposition tonight, can the Canucks keep the pedal to the metal and finish them in 5? 5 reasons why they will after the jump. Oh, and I am gonna need 5 cups of coffee. And a funnel.
Reason #1: It's all about the depth, man. Entering this series, much of the focus was on how would the Sharks tremendous depth up front handle the Canucks depth on the blue line. I suppose you could look at Game 4 as a breakout game for the Sharks, because it was the first in this series where they didn't get a goal from someone named Patrick Marleau or Joe Thornton. The Canucks have done a pretty decent job of keeping dangerous Sharks like Devin Setoguchi, Joe Pavelski and Dany Heatley off the scoreboard. Add in that the Canucks are getting goals from their D, and this spells disaster for the Sharks.
Reason #2: Better goaltending. The numbers don't lie. Roberto Luongo has been the better goaltender by far in this series. Antti Niemi is averaging just over 4 g/game right now. He may have won a Stanley Cup with a sub par save % last year, but this is not last year's Chicago Blackhawks, and it's plain to see the Canucks have Niemi figured out. No "in his head" mumbo-jumbo. No need to crash the crease, hack, slash and punch like certain scumbags of the past. Just a knowledge of his weaknesses and getting into the position to place shots there. Which brings us to...
Reason #3: Superior coaching. Could the Canucks have made more of a statement in Game 4 by all of the changes they made from the coaching standpoint? From the players that were inserted into the lineup, to the adjustments made on the PK (though to be fair, those started in Game 3), Alain Vigneault and his assistants made the necessary tweaks that led to success in Game 4. It should have been a disaster the way they paraded to the box in the first period. Instead, the Canucks methodically killed off the penalties in the same manner they'd done all season long, then when given chances of their own, struck with surgical precision.
Reason #4: Momentum. Much of the storyline today centers on how the Canucks have lost Game 5 at home twice this playoff season. It won't happen again. Unlike the no-show against Chicago, and the frustration against a good goalie and the smothering defence of the Nashville Predators, the Canucks have dominated this series. They've grown stronger and found ways to adjust to deficiencies during these 4 games, stayed with the mindset they've had all season long, and bounced back from Game 3 when it got away from them. This is a team that is as business-like as any I've seen in all my years watching hockey. Not comparing them to anyone, as the game has changed a lot over the years. But they were built, and have been coached with the mindset that this is the year. They won the Presidents' Trophy for a reason. They are the best team in the NHL. So close to their goal now against a Sharks team that is getting more banged up every game, you can feel there's nothing they can do to stop this.
Reason #5: Fate? It's been mentioned that this playoff run has an element of 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World' to it. In the movie Scott faces 7 ex-boyfriends of the girl he wants to be with. In their quest for the Cup, the Canucks have faced off against 3 players who were part of the Canucks team that twice failed to defeat the Chicago Blackhawks. And leading into the respective series Ryan Johnson, Shane O'Brien and Kyle Wellwood all fired barbs at their former team, questioning their ability to not just win it all, but to even get past their new teams. And in each instance, these former Canucks were shown exactly what the problem was last time. These players, along with a few others were turfed because they were NOT GOOD ENOUGH. The changes the Canucks have made since Mid-May last year have been numerous, and they one of the big reasons why the Canucks are poised to get the shot the fans have waited 17 years for. Hell, 40 years for. They're getting the bounces. The injuries have allowed them to show the team's depth at critical positions. Their star players are playing like stars. And with each passing game, more and more critics are being silenced. And in this 40th Anniversary season, the Canucks are 1 win away from battling for the Stanley Cup. You couldn't write a better script.
So tonight, the Canucks will take to the ice with 18,000+ towels waving, Green Men stationed by the box, ready to fulfill their destiny and send the San Jose Sharks packing. Don't worry about Kyle Wellwood though. Word has it his invisibility this series was due to his preparations for his post-hockey business venture..
Soft boiled eggs and toast
When noted Bruin-killer Simon Gagne scored just 1:09 into last night's game, it looked like Boston was in for a long night. Instead Tim Thomas had a much more Tim Thomas-like game and shut the door the rest of the way as the Bruins won 3-1. Mike Smith was great for the Tampa Bay Lightning last night, but thanks to Timmy he didn't get the scoreboard support he needed. The Bruins got markers from Nathan Horton and Brad Marchand in the 2nd, and Rich Peverly in the 3rd, and now stand just 1 game away from advancing to their first Cup final since 1990. The Bruins seemed out of it in the 1st, managing just 4 shots in the period, but really turned it on in the last 40 minutes. The series now shifts back to Tampa Bay for Game 6, and the Lightning may be without leading goal scorer Sean Bergenheim. Yes, Bergenheim. Game 6 goes Wednesday night.
WAACH 'Cast's Classic Album Of The Day- MACHINE HEAD- Burn My Eyes
Formed by guitarist/vocalist Robb Flynn after he left Bay Area thrashers Vio-lence, Machine Head's Burn My Eyes stands up as one of the strongest debuts in metal history. Though later albums waded into nu-metal waters and brought the band some success, it's their initial offering that stands out as their finest work, followed by their most recent disc, 2007's the Blackening. The album was a smash hit in Europe, but it took a while for the band to catch on in North America.
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I enjoy the play of the Vancouver Canuck Hockey Club...
and find them to be superior to the San Jose Sharks Hockey Club. I hope for and believe in a win by the club of my choosing.
digging
the machine head hat tip… great band, great album.
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machine head rules. although they are from the bay area
Holy crap
High five’n White Guys was one of my all time favorite Almost Live skits. Very well done!!
heh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQXqEAYHudQ
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by Kent Basky on May 24, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
White Guys are cool!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
http://youtu.be/YzeVyq4lImw
http://youtu.be/WATSFMnnZPE
http://youtu.be/QU0ssSVDwIY
http://youtu.be/NoPS3xSwPiU
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also… SPEED WALKER!!!
http://youtu.be/4e6h4zLC5U8
http://youtu.be/twRuRYvJkCQ
and… Billy Quan
http://youtu.be/CUp1BAd7WWE
http://youtu.be/2W8jT5pTwOc
http://youtu.be/thARvGHAsPk
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seriously?
somebody flagged this????
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They probably meant to rec it :P
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
WAACH, SBN auto flags comments with a lot of links in it because that’s usually how spam works.
………….
SPAMMING METALHEAD FKKER!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know
also, get off my lawn
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stop spamming your
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
you shutup
you buy shirt
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I prefer
Huge Boss or Keneth Colle…armaini made for skinny guys…
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
kenwardskorner Joey Kenward
In case you’re wondering, the referees in charge for #Canucks #SJSharks Game 5 are Stephen Walkom & Steve Kozari.
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Well
since it’s not kelly fucking sutherland or stephan ‘amateur hour’ auger it’s a good thing…but past that, it could be bad too, i dunno.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Never been a fan of Tim Peel either....
Those two have been OK in games they have done for us this year, for what it is worth.
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I saw the Sharks play the Blue Jackets in Stockholm this year and spent the majority of the games there screaming at Mike Commodore and Steve Auger. Apparently the referee’s wives were sitting right in front of me two rows down and they got pretty upset, according to someone who approached me after the game.
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by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohh, how did you find the Premiere game? I’m going to the Berlin one in October (Sabres/Kings) and have no idea what to expect (the biggest hockey game I’ve been to had about 1.5K there so… yeah).
The exhibition game against Adler Mannheim in Germany was possibly the most exciting crowd I’ve ever been in. They had a drum playing and whole sections were singing the entire time. It was loud. It was awesome. Incredibly so. They were there to support their local team against an NHL franchise.
The Premiere games were not great, except that we had great seats behind the Jackets’ bench. The whole crowd was neutral and therefore silent until one of the Swedes scored. I could hear the officials calling penalties and I could hear my voice echo across the ice when I yelled at people. So I screamed a god-awful lot.
Other than the great seats, I think the Premier package wasn’t that cool for as expensive as it was. The gifts they give you are lame and if you don’t need to stay in a Hilton I recommend maybe making your own travel/lodging arrangements to save cash.
by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I haven’t gotten a package thingy, got everything seperate – tickets, an apartment in Berlin and of course plane tickets, haha. I’m just excited to see the quality of the hockey. Plus, holiday! Even if it will probably be pretty cold.
I wanted to see the Bruins vs Belfast exhibition last year but I didn’t have the funds. By all accounts that was a great atmosphere.
It’ll be my first kind of NHL action so I cannot wait!
that should be lots of fun.
and if you can, you should post pics and stories here on the blog for the rest of us :)
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I misinterpreted.
The quality of hockey was great! Except for Mike Commodore.
Even the Adler Mannheim game was a tie. I think the Sharks struggled to keep pucks in the zone on the wider ice and Adler was really fast!
by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The Canucks have never played past Game 5 in a conference final game
So, of course, that matters.
I can’t watch tonight, but, I’ll uh, be with you guys in spirit.
"You couldn't write a better script."
Actually, I could. Year One: Canucks win cup. Year Two, Canucks win cup…. Year 40: Canucks kicked out of league for winning too many cups. They win it anyways.
On another note, Pat O’Neil told me yesterday that Erhoff won’t play (Saw him at the River Rock). Take it for what you will. But he’s the head trainer, so he knows more than we do.
Oh, and if anyone has time, head over to Pass It to Bulis, and read their “Spitballin” column. There’s a part about Botch getting in a twitter spat with Spector. We’re not the only ones who takes issue with him! Hah!
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I didn't use a link, because the address bar still showed up as "passittobulis" but...
http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2011/05/24/spitballin-on-canucks-coaches/
Oh ya. No doubt Cam. I’m just happy someone else took up the fight with him.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I added a comment
on that whole situation… should be approved soon.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously guys
three times the charm. I understand that being one game away from winning the series, and being up by two wins, is a pretty confortable position, so it may take some effort to get off the couch. But we are one step away from the Stanley Cup Final! This game has to be different from the other two game fives. This has to be a very special game. I am sure the Canucks are feeling the buzz that is enveloping the city today.
Los Angeles, CA
Here we go again?
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Lotsa smiles and laughs on the ice during Canucks morning skate.
THE SERIES ISN’T OVER YET FOOLS
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I’ve noticed this week that the better players are the ones who appear a bit more loose. I know they’re just kids, but I don’t think that joking around can’t be equated with focus. It’s just a game, after all, and, of course, practices are all about having fun these playoffs.
Yeah I was going to say: they can practice loosely. They certainly were before game four.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Same’s been said about Hank’s joke about trading jerseys. I like the group loose, as long as they are focused.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the relaxed Canucks. I don’t think it’s overconfidence or cockiness or laziness, I think it’s “Let’s play the best game we have and that should be enough.”
You simply can’t stay in “the zone” forever. Best to be loose, relaxed, and then crank it up for 3 hours every 2 days.
As long as the team continues to crank it up once the puck drops, they can do whatever the hell they want between games, in my opinion.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Ha just watched Manny school Lappy in practice faceoffs. Won pretty much every one in a rapid drill.
Win it for Manny!
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
TONITE!!!!
or not.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
green men
how do we know they’ll be there? did they say they’ll only miss game 2?
They said they'd be there
on their facebook page.
soo fuckin excited
what a great weekend, i tend to stay away from posting on weekends. going into games 3 and 4 i had a feeling we would lose 1, and im happy it was game 3 and not 4. the ball..er puck is deffinetly rolling now. ballard/tanev did an awsome job imo, kept it simple and played a solid game. and ballards “clipping” was inevitable, theres no way he gets back in the lineup and doesnt find a way to throw them hips, and tanev will be solid for years to come. henrik silenced the haters and raffi is a fuuuckin bowling ball. lets go nucks, finish them in 5 and give yourself a break, you deserve it
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THIS IS WHY I CAN'T GET A DATE
Sad.
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i'm bad at some things...
like finances, diligence, fashion and odor control…does that count?
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, since the girlfriend is still with you.
Plus, you’re not all bad. I don’t think I would consider turning Vegan, not even for my girlfriend. (Maybe I will, but not without whining/bitching.) See? I’m a true Canuck. smirk
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
hah
i agreed cuz i’ve got the heart problem, and i’ve been getting a bit lax on my fat/meat avoidance. This is a good discipline readjustment for 6 weeks. Also…gotta be honest, after one week i feel completely different, and in a good way.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Good for you. That’s really good to hear, although, the whole not eating meat part still blows.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Makes sense
girls date assholes sometimes.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
In my 21 years of life
I’ve noticed this trend, what can I say?
Girls I’ve been nice to go and date the douchey guys.
meh
it’s not that exaggerated dude. your years span the pure goofing around stage of life and may be narrowly focused on a specific social subset. Try getting into the late 20s and 30s and expand your perspective to larger groups of ladies and you will find that you have slightly over estimated the number
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by Canuckles on May 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes, I know it's a hyperbole
but it’s a trend as well. I mean, as a nice guy I’ve gotten plenty of dates before, I’m not trying to be bitter, haha.
nice guys are sweet
but there’s just something enticing about taking a ride on a motorcycle with a hot tattooed guy…..
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oh please, it’s impossible to be a puck bunny in this town.
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what friend?
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ooohhhhh
that incident….. right…..
i thought you were talking about a hockey player i had taken a liking to.
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Something
We should know?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
nope
nothing at all.
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Spoken like a pro.
But I disagree.
I always thought it was my best time to meet potential girlfriends when I was at school. Seeing the same people, doing the same things for extended periods of time gives you a chance to make really make a strong connection.
The girlfriend prevented me from doing so, but I always thought if I was still single, I would have tried hard to find a girlfriend in university.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I met my hubby at school and he was a nice guy, so nice guys don’t always finished last. We’ll have been married for 5 years soon too. Don’t give up hope. The girls that want to go for the bad guys likely aren’t mature enough that you should be dating them anyways.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only single son of a bitch on this website?!
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
I am also a single son of a bitch.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
Yeah, me 4.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
That makes sense
I heard he has a Kesler tattoo.
Single is as single does, or something like that.
But it is tough being a good guy in a world where the girls love the bad boys.
I blame Hollywood and James Dean.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
I ain't
worried. As someone said up above, when the right one comes along she will fall in love with who I am, not with who she wants me to be.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
I blame…James Dean.
Don’t worry. He got his.
by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Made him even more
of a dreamboat dying like that…wear your seatbelt folks!
It is funny. I have met a few folks on the other side of the tracks in my life. Its a trueism, without a doubt.
Fun being a wingman for guys like that if you are a good guy…i guess….
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
you mistake..
Chuck Norris’ general badassery for meanness. In reality, Chuck Norris would allow Bruce Lee to knock him out before he would be mean to a lady.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
The dummies
That go for bad guys all want to change them into something they
are not.
Listen to what the guy says, not what you want to hear.
There are plenty of nice gals out there.
I’m also lucky, hubby makes me laugh and he is younger than
I am.
When you’re not looking, you’ll find the right one.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
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High Five! My hubby’s younger than me too, only a year and a half, but I just wanted to high five.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hey hey
hah, mine is 8 yrs younger then me!
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha.. Freudian slip, much? ZOMG!
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
well
we’re getting married, so the relationship has moved on from “dating” but we still go on dates, so I don’t know where we come down?
<3 Boobies!
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Again. Nice save. =)
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
also spelling?
grammar…
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
zing
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL evopsych
“We’ve collected a bunch of data in scientifically questionable ways and used it to prove what we always thought anyways: The gender dynamics of our savannah ancestors were remarkably similar to 1950s America and therefore women should fuck undergrad evolutionary psychologists more”.
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I actually attended one of the investigator’s lecture’s before. It was for biopsych, I believe.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
Every Canuck player interviewed had to endure at least 2 “Are you looking ahead past this game” questions.
If that’s the best journalism you can bring to the rink, stay in bed.
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Terrible
Why would the Canucks look ahead? They don’t even know who they’d be playing in the final round if they won.
Come on journo-pros, be like the players and focus on tonight’s game.
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The whole thing reeked of the worst trolling for a soundbite.
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AHHH.. I wish I could take a day off and just watch practice at UBC…
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Warm up your rec button...great photoshoppery
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 26 recs
wow
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Holy shit
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Suh-weet.
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I don't think the whole ball crossed the whole goal line
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by dees ees en drama on May 24, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahaha, that is awesome!
Burrows kicking the ball at the end is a nice touch.
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That is frikkin’ hilarious..big time rec!
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by reggiedunlop on May 24, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GOLD
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Its like
they have Clouts in net.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh that certainly wasn’t me, I’m no where near that good with PS.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
rub it in!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
imho
The TWSS was this:
Burrows kicking the ball at the end is a nice touch.
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by MrsWaachcast on May 24, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice to see coaching get props in the OP, Mr. W
Not just in decisions made game to game. For example, the coaching and approach to special teams all season has been superb.
I generally give AV props, but how many agree that starting Glass at the opening faceoff was a wise idea? AV got away with the Glass love because the Canucks masterfully killed his 2 stupid penalties.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah that was a little dumb
Could have backfired huge there, but luckily (or skillfully?) we dodged that bullet
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I was surprised with Glass. That move made no sense. We’ve been largely outplaying them with skill, and out-hitting them anyways. Making the Kesler/Torres/Glass line didn’t make sense.
The PK bailed out AV’s ass that time.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Reskie
should be playing instead of Glass.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd give AV a little more than 50% on his key changes...
And Sean, I’ve seen you credit AV too, so noted and TY. My post was more to note that our other coaches have done a fine job all season. In this series too, e.g. adjusting our PK when SJ had early success and adjusting positioning during 5 on 3 PPs. Overall, as a group, better decisions and player prep than the SJ side, imho.
I'm hearing
Demers is in tonight? That’ll make the Sharks more dangerous.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yup, that’s what I saw on FtF too. Let’s see what he can do after over a week off.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Hit him his first time out
Set the pace for a rough evening.
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Same can be said for Thorton. Kesler should rough him up, every single time there’s a faceoff.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
If he takes faceoffs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I agree. That’s a win either way!
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Let’s hope we don’t see “The Bolland Effect”
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Well, that should help their PP a bit.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate
That effect
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It will make the Sharks more dangerous if he is 100% recovered
otherwise he’ll be a drag in the line up, like Sami was last year. He was “OK” but he was slower and noticably flat footed in game 6.
There is always a risk that a player who isn’t 100% recovered will make your line up worse and not better. Plus he’s been off for 12 days now too and only just started full practice.
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Don’t know who he will replace, but highly doubt he will be anything but an improvement.
Sometimes the return just helps build team confidence.
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I bet you he takes over for Huskins. Like Cam says, he’s by far the worst D on that team.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
SJ doesn't have a choice, if both JT and JD are good enough.
Even hurt, they’re better than any depth SJ could otherwise call on. Desperate times when facing elimination. That makes them dangerous, so I’m expecting the Nucks are bringing it tonight. Be nice to put the Sharks down and enjoy a 7-game Eastern final.
Regarding Manny....
@Panger40
Darren R Pang
No bandage. He is wearing full mask. Taking contact in practice. RT @agility4fun: @Panger40 Is he wearing any kind of bandage over his eye?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
WHOA
Shit just got real. He’s playing in Game 1 of the finals I guess. I doubt it would be tonight.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
He’ll be an improvement over Glass :P:P At least he won’t take penalties.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Doctor clearance.
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True. I can’t be sure.
But I think if he had it, he would be playing. That being said, I don’t want him back in a game until there is pretty much zero risk of reinjury. Just not worth it.
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Bible’s in the mail.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
GAGA
APPROVES
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
no, dude.
the scary-ass sorceress villain from sleeping beauty that turns into a dragon that breathes green fire.
by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, I asked Botch about it:
@BotchonCanucks
Jason Botchford
@notafullcolon game day skates aren’t considered contact. But he’s doing everything there is to do on the ice and has been for a while now
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Gives him almost a week to get ready for SCF if we can clinch tonight.
Go do it boys!
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Botch said
he isn’t taking contact.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
See
A post up :)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You've
sunk my battleship.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's get the game day pump up music
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well
I can play the guitar…let’s get missy singing and start a band!
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HAH!
no, I was serious tho, I need a new band, preferrably metal or some variation of metal and rock and roll…
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
can u
hold your own with danny carey? If I name off Black Sabbath, Tom Waits, Metallica, lamb of god, Carlos Santana and Dillinger Escape Plan can u at least name a song from each if not play it? Important things, these…
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
^ yes
eclectic on purpose…
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ahem
I’m not Danny Carey good, but I’m pretty decent. I play guitar better than drums though.
In order:
Black Sabbath – Into the Void
Tom Waits – Frank’s Wild Years
Metallica – Trapped Under Ice
Lamb of God – In Your Words
Carlos Santana – Jingo
Dillinger Escape Plan – Gold Teeth On a Bum
heh
the danny carey question was just cuz i’m totally into funky time signature math rock
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, this paragraph
In other words, Vancouver is a fairly heavy favourite to win the Stanley Cup. And I don’t know if that’s awesome or terrifying. I mean, it’s awesome that they should win, but it’s terrifying for, um, I’m not exactly sure why. Maybe terror is just a gut feeling for Canucks fans. Like a virgin that’s come close before, only to round third and get thrown out at the plate every time. But now he’s got a girl in his room, she’s drunk, there’s some heavy petting going on, and he’s thinking, “Holy ****, this might actually happen!” Except in the back of his mind he’s also thinking, what if her friend busts down the door and drags her out of there? What if she starts puking? What if there’s a fire or some sort of chemical spill? These things have been known to happen.
From the Kurtenbloggers is great
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Almost like it’s written with some experience. Poor dude.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry to bring some reality into this discussion...
but this sentence troubles me: “But now he’s got a girl in his room, she’s drunk, there’s some heavy petting going on, and he’s thinking…”
As an educator, I’m always concerned when I hear about scenarios (all too real) like this. If she is drunk, how can she legitimately give consent? Sexual assault and alcohol often go hand-in-hand, so we should be careful about flippantly addressing the topic.
by east_van_joe on May 24, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Very true
But I was assuming they were talking about both being drunk. Like after a college party. Which is also very common – not in the “You’re drunk but I’m not” weird way
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
semi
College parties are bad examples. There’s lots of “your’re drunk but I’m not” and “I slipped roofies in your drinks”
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i always made it a policy
never to shag anyone drunker than me. Which is problematic cuz A: it’s a judgement call, and B: I seldom ever drank much.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What semi meant was:
Boy sees girl at bar. She’s drunk, he’s drunk. Let’s go to his house.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, fine
That could also happen. I was choosing to assume they were both somewhat intoxicated and there was no funny business involved, except the actual funny business involved.
Stop going to the worst case!! ;)
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Was sort of a play on “running with the big dogs” only with ref to water, but yes…I know whales are not fish.
by Lace 'em up on May 24, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically, they are bad-ass dolphins.
by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm. after some half-assed research, it appears that perhaps all dolphins can be considered whales.
by meetyourmako on May 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
wiki research
is the best research
We’re both right! Everybody wins!
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by Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oops…supposed to be in reply to meetyourmako
by Lace 'em up on May 24, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
To the next round?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
But seriously
I know what you were getting at there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Reskie is playing instead of Glass tonight
Cmon boys, lets win this game.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:22 PM PDT reply actions
Me too… except I was yelling out loud to no one in particular at the Shark’s Club. ….. er… Vancouver’s Club.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
redoing my Canuck nails
originally did them at the beginning of the playoffs, they were starting to chip away really bad.
doing the same design as before: the royal blue base coat, with the green stripe down the middle.
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What a coincidence!
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how is that a coincidence?
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kesrows
Also redid his nails I’m going to assume
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i don’t think this is a situation of missed sarcasm……
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You know what they say about assume
making an ass out of you and me!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
but how do we know that is what he was referring to as a coincidence?
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Oh shit
I want one.
Well I want two and I want one.
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Hey
I’m not hefty
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Sweet!
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by reggiedunlop on May 24, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
IS IT SIX O'CLOCK YET???!!!
This day is soooo long…
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Mrswaach, your photoshop skillz are awesome
you need to fix that a bit… into a Kesbomb!
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oh but
I didnt make that one…but i CAN Keslerize it :)
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by MrsWaachcast on May 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keslerred, now with Extra Agression
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by MrsWaachcast on May 24, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
rec' worthy!
so i gave it one.
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nice
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh, Mrs. Waach. The things you do.
Uber rec’d.
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uhhhhhhh
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That is hilarious, I like the anger. I can imagine him sitting at home in full gear waiting for game time.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
From this Preds fan...
Best of luck tonight.
Go get ’em Canucks!
thanks dude
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
gonna go buy liquor for tonight. it’s been a while since i’ve drank.
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i bought some vodka, Sprite, and OJ.
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Bold Prediction (Nawt)
I called the right score (but not the scorer), and the Ballard displacement of McLimp in the last game.
This game I’m going with :
3-1 ’Nucks , Burrows FTW, Luie is insane, Ballard and Tanev make me feel warm and fuzzy, and the Sedins give the Sharks fits all night.
Haha awesome
HT 24 Hrs.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 24, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
GUYS I GOT MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE STANLEY CUP TODAY
But I can’t upload it until I go to a wireless service not provided by Rogers (because I’m Telus) but you’ll see it tomorrow, because we’ll only be four wins away at that point.
Luck bugger. Only time for me was at HHoF.
Win it for Manny!
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by Kent Basky on May 24, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Required re-watching before tonight’s game
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck ya. I love how Toews almost KNEW what was going to happen when he looked up.
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Woohoo!
Let’s Go Nucks!
Just win baby just win it tonight!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
"I don’t think we’ll focus on his shoulder too much — he’s a pretty hard guy to hit. For me, if I can put him though the boards, I’ll do that regardless if he has a sore shoulder or not."
Bieksa on Thornton. Via Kuklas.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 24, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
spoken like a true “bad boy”. Plus he’s a famous millionaire. Makes sense why hockey players get good-looking women.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
spoken like a true Hockey player
“I’m going to play hard every night. My goal isn’t to hurt people, it’s to play hard”
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Watch Thornton in the face-off circle
That will tell you very quickly how injured he is.
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