Sharks At Canucks Game 5 Preview: Hell, Hell Is Here
by Sean Zandberg on May 23, 2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Print| SHARKS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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| Time | Tues. 6:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus, RDS |
| Series | 3-1 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-2 Canucks |
| The Enemy | Fear The Fin, Battle Of California | Scoring Leaders | H. Sedin: 2-17-19 Thornton: 3-14-17 |
| Sharks |
Category | Canucks |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 4-4 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
6-3 |
| -6 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +3 |
| 2.88 (7) |
Goals Per Game | 2.76 (8) |
| 3.24 (12) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.59 (5) |
| 0.94 (9) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.00 (7) |
| 18.8 (9) |
Power Play % |
28.8 (3) |
| 76.0 (13) |
Penalty Kill % |
80.9 (8) |
| 35.8 (3) |
Shots Per Game | 31.1 (8) |
| 31.5 (8) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.2 (4) |
| 63.6 (14) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 77.8 (6) |
| 4-2 |
Record When Leading After 1 | 4-2 |
| 2-3 |
Record When Trailing After 1 | 3-2 |
| 5-2 |
Record When Leading After 2 | 8-1 |
| 466 (2) |
Hits | 566 (1) |
| 309 (1) |
Blocked Shots |
232 (3) |
| 53.2 (1) |
Faceoffs % | 50.6 (6) |
| 16.1 (15) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
15.6 (13) |
| NHL.com |
Here we go again! The Canucks are in a position to finish off another team in the 2011 Playoffs. So far, against Chicago and Nashville they have not been very successful at it. They were up 3-0 on the Hawks and 3-1 against the Preds. So they actually have a losing record in games which they can eliminate their opponent. Lesson learned? Maybe. Progressively speaking, it took them 4 games to close out the Hawks given the opportunity and 2 against the Predators. So if the trend (haha) continues this one should be over in Game 5. However, given the way this series is playing out, ANYTHING can happen, especially with all the damned penalties.
I've got Dany Heatley in the hot seat in the image above and rightfully so. No goals and 1 assist in his last 5 games. This guy is either being checked to hell, doesn't give a shit, playing through a nasty injury or a combo of some or all of the above. I really don't know. But his futility is killing the Sharks' chances. He's not even dangerous on the power play, which is his bread and butter. All I can say is that I hope he keeps up the lousy work.
Much focus will be on Joe Thornton, who is apparently not 100% after getting corked by Raffi Torres in Game 4.
If I'm the Canucks, I smack Jumbo Joe around any chance I get to test out/further damage this (I'm guessing) shoulder. Nothing wrong with Thornton's play against the Canucks and in these playoffs. But man oh man are there ever a lot of Sharks who have cooled off. See the hot/cold list below. It's time to turn off lights before they wake up. It's a testament to how great the Canucks have been playing. They shut down a (at the time) deep Preds lineup last series and the same is happening here. Love it.
For god's sakes, stop it with the barrage of penalties! The PK is cooking now but stop tempting fate. AV: If you put Glass out for the game's first shift again so help me..I will find you..Seriously though: WTF.
Come out balls to the wall, and draw penalties and score early in your home rink. Sink them. Drown them! Don't go back to San Jose. Please don't.
LINKS
-Yankee posted a heap of links to Canucks/Sharks news and more on Monday that you need to check out if you haven't already.
-Christian Ehrhoff is actually listed as day to day, according to Alain Vigneault. (TSN)
-Raffi the Wrecking Ball (Sportsnet)
-"When Joe Thornton comes to you and tells you he’s playing, he’s playing." -Todd McLellan on Monday (San Jose Mercury Times). Now we know who wears the pants in the family.
-A Fan Post about Dany Heatley at Fear The Fin. Makes you wonder.
-Jamie Baker, a former Shark and current Sharks analyst tweeted after Game 4: On the Sharks bird about to leave for Van. Mission is simple - Van fans love San Jose so much they want to come back for gm 6. #VANlovesSJ.
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins
Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Tanner Glass-Alex Bolduc-Cody Hodgson
SHARKS
Patrick Marlohmygod-Joe Thornton-Devin Setoguchi
Ryane Clowe-Logan Couture-Dany Heatley
Torrey Mitchell-Joe "Donut" Pavelski-Sir Finebark of the Woodshire
Jamie "Cartwheels" McGinn-Jamal Mayers-Andrew Desjardins/Scott Nichol/Ben Ferriero
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer (except for Ed Willies)
Auntie Niemi
#31 / Goalie / San Jose Sharks
6-2
210
Aug 29, 1983
Profile: Has never lost a playoff series.
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Henrik Sedin: 2 goals and 12 assists in his last 7.
-Alexandre Burrows: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4.
-Kevin Bieksa: 3 goals and 1 assist in his last 4.
-Dan Hamhuis: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3.
-Mason Raymond: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3.
-Sami Salo: 2 goals and 1 assist in Game 4. Congrats. Alive Undead!
COLD
-Alexander Edler: 1 assist in his last 5.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 27.
-Victor Oreskovich: 0 points in his last 13.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 27 games.
SHARKS
HOT
-Dan Boyle: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 4 games.
-Patrick Marleau: 5 goals and 2 assists in his last 5 games. So much for gutless.
-Joe Thornton: 1 goal and 6 assists in his last 5.
-Ryane Clowe: 2 goals in his last 2.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-F Mikael Samuelsson: surgery, out for playoffs.
-D Christian Ehrhoff: shoulder, day-to-day
-D Aaron Rome: concussion
SHARKS
-D Jason Demers: day to day. Did not practice Saturday. Doubtful for Game 4.
VIDEO
Lots of highlights from Game 4:
A little trip down memory lane:
I want Sharks fans doing THIS after Game 5 (you gotta see this):
The title of this post is brought to you by Metallica "Disposable Heroes":
FINISH THEM!!
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Gotta step on their throats when we have the chance
Bury these fucks.
4-1 Canucks, Keslord GWG.
Im watching the game with some buddies, so someone else post pixxors and GIFz and stuffz.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 23, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
THIS.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Yo CC..
I just watched the Goodbye Michael episode of The Office, been a little behind since I’ve been catching up on the whole series and I’m finally up to that episode. I couldn’t believe it, but I was actually tearing up for a few scenes, most notably the one when Jim figures out that he’s leaving that afternoon and they have that exchange in Michael’s office. What an incredible show. I honestly felt like I was saying goodbye to a friend.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Definitely
a heavy episode. The next one (season finale) is actually hilarious. Im gonna miss Michael.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 27, 2011 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
3-0 Canucks. Cody Freaking Hodgson
Man, AScotties dad got mad at him huh? Thanks Sean, that is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a while.
“you don’t understand!” How many times I said that when i was his age…LOL
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
The Franchise?
Bold move, Daniel.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 23, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have 1 point.
Got to swing for the fences
Did I tell you I was third in the regular season?
Good Lord, I just realized I am the San Jose Sharks of the SPW league.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
by vancitydan on May 23, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
BAHAHA
GOLD.
REC THIS, PEOPLE.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 23, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
What
a stretch of goals that was.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 23, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
meeeeeeh
somehow scoring a bunch of goals up two men doesn’t seem to warrant one of those
by Passive Voice on May 24, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
It does when it’s an NHL record!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty awesome
doesn’t come anywhere near the burrows one though. that one i could watch all day long. gooddamn i hope we get to see another one of those vids after the SCF’s…
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on May 24, 2011 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Nucks
Beaker with the GWG in OT. I have yet to guess anything right this series, so whatever…
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
OT, but does anyone know where you can get Canucks patches (for sewing onto things)?
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Canuck Store?
Or maybe that place on Granville at Smithe…they seem to get all sorts of stuff…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
Cool, thanks. I’m going travelling in a few months and I want to rep the team overseas : )
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Nice!
I was just kidding around about the let me google that for you thing. Sorry. Represent overseas!
by Canuckelhead on May 23, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem…I clicked on the link and thought it was a pretty cool trick, haha. And it saved me the effort of doing it myself. I wonder if there are any Cambodian Nucks fans? lol.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Do something different.
Eliminate an opponent in 5 games.
Oh…..and shoot, shoot, shoot.
Canucks 5-2/Burrows.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
so did Blasthoff
both day to day
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 23, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
crazy
talk
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Canucks up 3-2. Luongo scores a length of the rink empty netter before letting one in in the dying seconds. Quite logical really
by andrew21nz on May 24, 2011 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the man
lives on the edge
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
from Puck Daddy's 3 stars. tonight's editon:
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
rec'd
hypnotic, and slightly scary.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "I didn't even see the puck. It just hit my blade and went in. It's the kind of play Henrik can make. He faked clapper, opened it up, threw it on his backhand and got it between the goalie's legs. Burrows describes the pass on his goal with wonder in his eyes. 5/23/11
Holy shit the talent is really coming out of the woodwork here! WELL DONE!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks
Hansen GWG. ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
by JJ Canuck on May 23, 2011 11:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
no erhoff tonight
I talked to Patty O’Neil today (nucks trainer) and asked him if Erhoff might play. He said no, he’s out. Looks like we’ll be seeing more Tanev. Just lettin ya’ll know. I work at the River Rock and he was there hangin with all the old 94 guys. Only one who looks the same is Pat Quinn.
oh balls
we could use blasthoff.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah! We got Salo! Tanev/Ballard look fine to me
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the scoop, SJFinlay
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully
Salo keeps the cannon loaded.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Well think of it this way…Salo has more goals than Ehrhoff. Error only has 2. Salo 3. Plus Salo is way more reliable defensively IMO
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Keith Richards
is more reliably defensively than Blasthoff.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
NHL 94!! Time Well Wasted!
6-2 for the Good Guys
Torres hat-trick and GW
Hansen 1
Kesler 1
Tanev 1
by 40 years and counting on May 24, 2011 12:22 AM PDT reply actions
5-2 Nucks
Ballard
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
2-0 Canucks, Kesler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
4-3 Nucks
Keslord ftw. Game 12 baby!
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
5-3 Canucks
Burrows
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
BOOM
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 1:08 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
5-3 for the good guys
Hansen
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on May 24, 2011 2:17 AM PDT reply actions
A little preview from the CBC
http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Sports/Hockey/1249236098/ID=1945518641
by 40 years and counting on May 24, 2011 3:06 AM PDT reply actions
Well if you copy/paste etc it will work
Has some 94 clips and experts chat…
by 40 years and counting on May 24, 2011 3:13 AM PDT reply actions
Sharks 4 Canucks 2
There it is…
Your champagne will be flat for at least another day… and Kesler should check the video of himself (Game 3) before complaining about the end of Game 4.
Cheerios!
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
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Because tonight belongs to us...
4-2 Canucks, Danny Boy with the GWG… Kesler with the icing on the cake.
DON’T TOUCH THE BOWL!
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Daniel Sedin, not Daniel Hamhuis
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Tsk, I just said that...
But we can share, I guess.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
.
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
by PKSube on May 24, 2011 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just bought some girl a pitcher of beer tonight.
She didn’t even shake hands with me when she left.
Bah.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
That kind of behaviour ....
is just plain RUDE
by 40 years and counting on May 24, 2011 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Noted.
Maybe next time she’ll say something. Doubt it, so whatever.
Long story short, some girl got free beer.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
I'm a fan of The Sonics ( team and the band )
hope that’ll cheer you up a smidgeon…Jack Sikma right??
by 40 years and counting on May 24, 2011 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Supersonics fan here, too
My days of fandom go back to Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton and Sam Perkins. Wow, those were good players.
I almost cried when they left town.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Yeah man
that was tough for a BC bball fan to take as well. first my second love the grizzlies, and then my first love the sonics. now portland is the closest nba city…..sigh
shawn kemp was such a crazy bastard. the whole nba was crazy back then. kemp would travel on just about every epic play of his but the refs wouldn’t call it b/c that would kill the awesomeness. The glove, Detlef, Perkins…the ’96 run. I was about 12 years old then but I still remember it so vividly.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on May 24, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to have a Schrempf jersey
I lost it.
Right around the time I met a very attractive girl who was obsessed with Detlef.
Doh.
But seriously, I loved the Sonics, despite the fact they never won while I was in attendance. Don’t know how that happens.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY THAT
But it only cost $6.50 so whatevs.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Where can you get a pitcher for $6.50?
by Tink for Nucks on May 24, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice. Always getting to the point =P
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd say it was a standard sized pitcher
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
True
But unless you can get an American microbrew, so much better.
Which reminds me: how is American beer like making love in a canoe?
Answer: they’re both f—king close to water.
An old joke but the only one I can remember.
by Tink for Nucks on May 24, 2011 5:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ask Shane O'Brien
But seriously… there’s a few bars in my city that offer cheap pitchers of cheap beer, I was lucky enough to be at one of them.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
That's just plain ass rude
I would have thanked you and shook your hand!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
A little closer this time
3-2 Nucks
Juice GWG
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
BANG!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 29, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
5-1 Salhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
4-3 canucks
Burrows being the hero once again
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4-3 Nucks
Burrows with the GWG
by Tink for Nucks on May 24, 2011 6:56 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Totally OT...
But, ever since elementary school, my teammates have called me Tink (my last name’s Tinker). So, every time I see a post from you, it totally throws me off. Cheers to an awesome handle!
Thanks
I’m all about the pixie dust.
Just like the Canucks, we can fly!
by Tink for Nucks on May 24, 2011 8:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sharks live to see another day...
… and hopefully I’ll get to discuss playoff hockey with you all for a while longer as well.
Sharks win 3-2… Pavelski (the guy on the cold side of the column right now) scores the game winner.
If the Sharks can give a disciplined game, I have no doubts they will take no prisoners and play their true game. If they have another crapping of the pants scenario, I guess it’s an early tee time for them on Wednesday.
Lord help me!
Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...
GO SHARKS!
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Sorry
But the kesLORD is on our side.
Good luck. ; )
by Tink for Nucks on May 24, 2011 5:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
3-2 Nooks
AMFB.
Go Canucks!
Win it for Manny!
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3-1 Nucks, AMFB!
Let it be so, cause I still haven’t managed one point this entire post season.
Just call me Ili.
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Two down, two to go.
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If that’s the case, you should be picking the Sharks to win 7-2 so you stay off the list :)
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Saw the 2 newest Canuck fans
On my drive to Squamish yesterday.
ELEVEN DOWN, FIVE TO GO
by Twin Terror on May 24, 2011 9:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yankee had a link to those guys in his link post yesterday but hell, we like to see personal shots too!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 24, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Lions Gate Bridge
represent.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 24, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Gonna go 4-3 canucks, higgins with the GWG on the PP.
Hopefully the game isn’t slowed down with a parade to the penalty box, but only because both teams stop hooking and tripping and holding. Entertain us, you fools!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 9:36 AM PDT reply actions
Canucks 3-2
Raymond = GWG
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
5-4 Canucks. Kesler GWG
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5-4 Canucks
Bieksa may get another Gordie Howe hat trick if the Sharks are losing early. I doubt it will be Marleau who challenges him this time.
GWG – Ballard…and then AV sits him for game 1 & 2 of the SCF
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
It won't be Marleau
But I thought it was pretty amazing for a skilled player like him to drop the gloves with bieksa. I have always liked Marleau but that gave me another reason to do so.
Unfortunately you’re probably right about Ballard.
by Tink for Nucks on May 24, 2011 5:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
2--4 Canucks
AMFB for the SERIES win not just GWG.
Let’s Go Nucks!!!!!!!!!!
Finish them!!!!
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 11:04 AM PDT reply actions
Hey PFID, I’ve gotten used to how you type the score now, but when I first started reading your predictions it confused me, only because I’ve never seen anyone type the score the way you do. Not a slight against how you do it at all, but it seems so unique to me, I had to ask where you learned it from?
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea. I think I have done it backwords all this time?
And I always pick the Nucks, never pick the other guy.
I was always thinking the winner should be the second score, not the first.
I just cannot wait for tonight’s game!!
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it’s backwards really, it’s just a different way to post it. I totally get what you’re predicting.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's for the info. Never realized I did that:)
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries, I’m just too curious for my own good lol.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 24, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve noticed it too, you’re not alone. :)
It was one of those “well I guess I’ll never know the reason for that” things, so thanks for clearing that up for me.
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It's something I did, I never realized I did it.
haha I am backwards!
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet Dany Heatley bonfire. Sharks fans might set him alight before you get the chance if he doesn’t wake up soon, though.
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by Peter Raaymakers on May 24, 2011 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
With Rafalski retiring, add the Wings to the group who will be gunning for Juice and Hoff after July 1. Probably more Juice than Hoff
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by Passive Voice on May 24, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can also see
them trying to move Howard to get Green, then sign a goaltender with more experience like, as Passive eloquently has suggested, Bryzgalov.
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FUCK I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING BAD ASS FUCKING HOCKEY FUCKING TEAM
I WANNA FUCKING SEE US WIN THIS FUCKING HOCKEY GAME. FUCK FUCK FUCK WIN WIN WIN FUCK!!!!!
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you just like my score prediction
riding the high from your winning team :)
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Love love indeed
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by PensFanInDenver on May 24, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome, Stacie! haven’t seen you recently, and can’t bear to visit SCH. You know you wanted to see us win. =)
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by Vancouverguy on May 24, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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