Canucks At Predators Game 3 Preview: From Coast To Coast So You Stop Being Like A Comatose
by Sean Zandberg on May 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT
in Game Preview
Email
Print| CANUCKS |
PREDATORS | ||||
 |
AT |  |
|||
| Time | Tues. 6:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus, RDS |
| Series | 1-1 |
Last Meeting |
2-1 Predators |
| The Enemy | On The Forecheck | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 5-2-7 Fisher/Ward: 3-3-6 |
| Canucks |
Category | Predators |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 1-2 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
2-1 |
| -8 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +2 |
| 2.0 (14) |
Goals Per Game | 3.0 (7) |
| 2.67 (8) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.75 (9) |
| 0.75 (11) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.64 (3) |
| 16.7 (9) |
Power Play % |
16.7 (9) |
| 84.2 (6) |
Penalty Kill % |
71.4 (15) |
| 31.2 (9) |
Shots Per Game | 32.0 (7) |
| 31.3 (8) |
Shots Against Per Game | 28.2 (3) |
| 66.7 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 100 |
| 75 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 100 |
| 50 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 0 |
| 80 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 100 |
| 338 (1) |
Hits | 223 (5) |
| 105 (12) |
Blocked Shots |
114 (10) |
| 48.7 (11) |
Faceoffs % | 52.5 (4) |
| 16.2 (14) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.1 (5) |
| NHL.com |
I still can't get on up for this series. After the insanity of the Chicago series I probably spent most of my emotions there. I suppose I'm also expecting Vancouver to knock of the Preds. Call that cocky all you want. There's also minimal emotion on the ice as well. It's just a massive feeling of calm and not calamity.
This feeling will change if 11 of 12 Canucks players don't start scoring. Alexandre Burrows has 6 points in his last 4 games. The Sedins are laying a collective egg, but the chances are there. Speaking of eggs, Ryan Kesler has a goose egg in the goal category. Most people, like Bob McKenzie, give him all the credit in the world for being our super shut-down guy. I expect some goals. Especially from a 41-goal scorer in the regular season. In 32 playoff games he has 3 goals and 16 assists. 3 goals? I know even the Keslord wants to bag one. Even so, kudos to him for the defensive job he is doing. But if the Canucks lose Game 3 and still only manage 1 goal or less...you know the shitestorm that will ensue.
As for the tight defensive strategies employed by both teams, don't expect that to change.
The Canucks may shuffle the deck for game 3. At practice Monday, Burrows moved back up with the Sedins. Higgins moved up to Kesler and Raymond's line. Mikael Samuelsson was on the 4th line with Tanner Glass and...Cody Hodgson. That would make the 3rd line Torres-Lapierre-Hansen. I'm all for these changes (even the Samuelsson demotion because he's not cutting it), but Alain Vigneault cautioned people not to read too much into what people saw at practice today. I say BS! Go for it! I would even go as far as putting Higgins with the Twins and leaving Burrows with Kesler.
Sami Salo participated in practice today but AV still called him day-to-day at this point.
I am really sick and tired of the Luongo hate. I keep hearing it from Canucks fans and it's irritating me to death. The pressure is on the guys in front of him to score more, not on Lou. No problems with the goalies in this series.
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins
Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Mikael Samuelsson-Cody Hodgson-Tanner Glass
PREDATORS
Martin Erat-David Legwand-Joel Ward
Sergei Kostitsyn-Mike Underwood-Patric Hornqvist
Nick Spaling-Jerrod Smithson-Jordin Tootoo
Steve Sullivan-Blake Geoffrion-Matt Halischuk
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer
Pekka Rinne
#35 / Goalie / Nashville Predators
6-5
207
Nov 03, 1982
Profile: The Pred that worries me the most
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Alexandre Burrows: 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games.
COLD
-Henrik Sedin: 1 assist in his last 6 games. (facepalm)
-Daniel Sedin: 1 goal in his last 5. (facepalm)
-Ryan Kesler: 2 assists in his last 5.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 20.
-Jannik Hansen: 0 points in his last 7.
-Mikael Samuelsson: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 11. (mega facepalm)
-Raffi Torres: 0 points in his last 12.
PREDATORS
HOT
-Nick Spaling: 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 4 games.
-Jordin Tootoo: 4 assists in his last 4 games.Nothing against the Canucks yet.
-Joel Ward: 3 goals and 3 assists in his last 7.
-Ryan Suter: 1 goal and 1 assist in Game 2.
-Shea Weber: no points in his last 3. Given all the stroking he gets this kinda surprises me.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-D Sami Salo: still not much word on Salo. "Day-to-day" says Vigneault.
PREDATORS
-F Matthew Lombardi: concussion. Out all season
-F Cal O'Reilly: broken fibula, may return in this series.
-F Marcel Goc: shoulder
-D Francis Boullion: concussion
VIDEO
Noooooooooooooooo
How about some Denis Leary to cheer you up (if you need it) NSFW:
The title of this post is brought to you by Public Enemy and Anthrax "Bring The Noise." Screw country music.
156 comments
|
2 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Ha, nice Pred graphic
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
That actually made me laugh out loud, liking the skills you’re bringing to the pics Sean.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
agreed
That is just awesome. Oh, what a difference a change to the shape of the eye and some filed-down teeth makes. Hilarious.
Thanks. Yeah, he’s going to morph into a house cat if the Canucks keep winning
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
a lol cat
‘O Hai guyz! I can haz third round nex yeer?’
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 3, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take out the game 4+5 hiccups and Lou’s already very good playoff numbers would become simply jawdropping.
Lou to win the Conn Smythe so the haters can STFO. :thumbs up:
I'm down with that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm thinking AMFB
is a better Conn Smythe candidate for you
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
ALEX
MOTHERFUCKING
BURROWS
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 2, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I like
the cut of your jib, mister.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
it's
the triangular front sail on a sailing craft.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Why didn’t anyone invite me on the boat? What a bunch of crap!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
You're on.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
That's an actual song?
I heard it and thought it was a joke…
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Canucks/Danny
C’mon guys, be that team.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
4-2 Danny
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
Ellipses-moderation advocate and playoff car flag aficionado.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Boom
Twins lift a middle finger to the doubters.
5-1 Canucks. Daniel Sedin with the GWG.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "We need to get more shots and grind it out. This is the way they play. There's not going to be a lot of high scoring games. But we have to score more, we know that." the Daniel of the two, 5/1/11
Actually…Daniel does the “Ference” thing to the crowd.
Hank skates by the bench after assisting on the 4th goal he assists on that night with a finger to the lips in the universally recognized “Shhhhhhhhhhh” taunt…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "We need to get more shots and grind it out. This is the way they play. There's not going to be a lot of high scoring games. But we have to score more, we know that." the Daniel of the two, 5/1/11
No, no organized celebrations unless they can beat this.
Naaaaah
No one can match the Icelandic soccer team. Those guys have professional choreographers.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "We need to get more shots and grind it out. This is the way they play. There's not going to be a lot of high scoring games. But we have to score more, we know that." the Daniel of the two, 5/1/11
4-1 Canucks
Dank GWG.
Win this one boys.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 2, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Hedging your bets?
Or can’t you tell them apart either?
by Tink for Nucks on May 2, 2011 10:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
ok, I’m going to get torched for this but I would like Schneider to start. Let me explain:
Lu just had 3 great games. Let him rest. He deserves a break.
It would prevent the rust for our back-up. It would give him play-off experience and doing that improving his value. I feel it would be a win-win.
Am I crazy?
:-) lol at the Franchise comment. I like it. But I have a feeling Lu plays better when he’s well rested. Goalie is a mind game isn’t it ? Why not try?
In full disclosure, I didn’t come up with it.
Hodson was coined with the Franchise moniker by another NMer (was before I joined), I simply adapted it.
I think
Shifty came up with Franchise.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 2, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Lou just had 2 full days off. I don’t think that now is the time to rest him
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 2, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I remember
He was getting interviewed after scoring his first goal against PHX and someone (Burr, Juice?) was chanting “FRAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHISE” in the background.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 2, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Think it was Kesler. Kinda sounded like him, and let’s not kid ourselves, he’s the kid in that dressing room. The class clown, if you will.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't me...
But I’m riding the wave!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Flagged
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 2, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
You are crazy.
You did ask.
by Tink for Nucks on May 2, 2011 10:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I did. Bah… Qui vit sans folie n’est pas si Sage qu’il croit.
(which means those who live without craziness are not so wise as they think)
:-)
It seems
we have a scholar among us! Next thing you’ll tell us the Earth revolves around the Sun!
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 2, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they should replace Johnny Canuck with this guy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Haven't I seen that beard somewhere?
by Tink for Nucks on May 2, 2011 10:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
May it be so
I’m copying Canuckles’ prediction.
by Tink for Nucks on May 2, 2011 10:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
3-2 Canucks
Dank
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
Nucks offense breaks out this game.. 4-1
Dank with the gwg
Canucks 3-1
Burrows = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
The Canucks owe me an effing win
4-2 Kesler hatty and GWG!!!!
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on May 2, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
Drinking the blue and green kool aid
3-1 Nucks, Henrik GWG. And FU Sweden gets back some of his mojo…he sounded pissed at practice, and we all know a pissed Samuelsson is best.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Third time's the charm?
2-1 Canucks, Son of Sam.
Got the 2-1 right last game, just not the team or GWG. Please let me be right just once.
Just call me Ili.
First user of the acronym TSP.
One down, three to go. Thank you Alex Motherfucking Burrows!
Follow me: http://twitter.com/#!/TXCanucklehead
5-2 canucks kes (gwg)breaks out of slump along with sedins and co.
by kiyotok on May 3, 2011 12:12 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
3-0 canucks
FU Sweden (2)
Hansen
1 for 1 on PP
blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.
by edler's shoulder on May 3, 2011 1:06 AM PDT reply actions
4-0 Canucks, Edler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
3-1 van hansen
3 is an offensive explosion though, third will probably be an empty netter. have to agree with sean, after the last round this series leaves much to be desired. brings back terrible memories of new jersey back in the day. i just want this series to be over and for us to win it. can’t get as G’d up for the games at all.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
3-1 Burrows
If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
3-0 Nucks
Hat trick for Kes-Lord
Going to church makes you a Christian just as much as standing in a garage makes you a car.
Denis Leary's entire routine
and in particular, the quote in your signature, is all stolen from Bill Hicks.
uh...
who you talking to?
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
yeah
dunno how i totally didn’t even see the leary video in the article…oy…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Interesting, Sam. I’ll be sure to check that out
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct
and the I’m an asshole thing was stolen from Louis CK. Leary is a well known joke thief but because he is more famous than the comedians he rips off, he gets away with it.
Back to hockey
3-1 Canucks kesler with the GWG.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
"Everything is awesome
and nobody is happy!"
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 3, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And fuck you!
haha. I don’t care who he rips off. He makes me laugh.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He makes me laugh too.
but Bill Hicks and Louis CK are much funnier than Leary. You might want to check out Doug Stanhope and his Fuck the Yankees bit on youtube as well.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
I just watched some Hicks and yeah..totally ripped off. He is funny, but I think Leary delivered a hell of a lot better
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Loved that
Amazing bit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
YOU’RE SITTING IN A CHAIR IN THE SKY
Yeah but it doesn’t go back very far…
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
hahahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
CAN YOU GIVE IT A SECOND
It’s going to space!
Is the speed of light too slow for you?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Aziz Ansari
my comedian of the week.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 3, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
HARRIS
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
Ellipses-moderation advocate and playoff car flag aficionado.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
"YO MAN
YOU NEED TO GET OFF THE BOARDS!"
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 4, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
4-1 Vancouver
Kesler shoots the winner off the green men’s ass and it bounces into healy’s face, breaking that shit and deflecting past a giggling pekker winne.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
That wouldn’t count since it hit something on the bench. Although they’d probably go to the War Room and they would call it a good goal.
Not if the "goal" was scored by the Canucks
Not saying there’s a conspiracy or anything …
by Tink for Nucks on May 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
5-2 Nucks
Rinne can’t be perfect forever…right?
Kesler gets on the board with the GWG.
Does Torres ever look like he isn't about to snap and stab someone in the throat?
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
As long as he kills a Predator I don’t care. :)
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
So...something like so?
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 3, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
GET TO DA CHOPPA
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
has this joke been made?
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
by Pseuccubus on May 3, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
awesome
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
What the hell happened to his face? I’ve watched almost every game and I don’t remember him getting that.
He's just
really, really hungry?
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
Ellipses-moderation advocate and playoff car flag aficionado.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
I like the Swedish Drought pic too, haha, they really do look dried out.
Question: Why does Samuelsson get a mega-facepalm when, if you add the Sedins points and games up, he’s really producing at the same level! They should be given the same amount of palmage.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 7:58 AM PDT reply actions
Sean’s hoping Sammy gets the hidden F U message and finally plays to his playoff levels.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
I think AV has got that down already
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of pressure on the Sedins, but...
I think the defense needs to start shooting the puck more. Especially on the power play. Edler, Ehrhoff and Bieksa need to start unloading some hard high shots on the blocker side.
Another low scoring game…..3-1 Canucks. Kesler…..finally. And then he blows Underwood a kiss.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except with the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
Everyone needs to shoot the puck more
But shoot it high, roof it. Quit going down low. The flopping Octi stops those….
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on May 3, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Beantown Canuck
Didnt you say you live in NY now? I’m in NY for the week and can’t find a place to watch the game. And suggestions? None of the channels carry it.
by ol'johnnycanuck on May 3, 2011 8:51 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Plenty of bars should have Versus.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 3, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
2-1 Canucks
Franchise wins it.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
3-2 Preds - Tootoo with the winner
I just think we are the luckier team here. And I think the Canucks spent all their emotion an energy excersizing demons in the first round with the Blackhawks.
Nashville holds home ice and the fans in Nashville break new sound records.
(unfortunately I couldn’t go to this game but if it makes it to Game 6 I’ll be there.)
actually
should be exorcising…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Thanks. Rough moment
Some days I should just stay in bed. Nashville has had nothing but rain for the past 4 days or so. (hopefully the Cumberland River does not flood out the arena like it did a year ago)
but
In actuality, the original sentence could be considered true. The Canucks really were exercising their demons (the Blackhawks)…had them doing lots of skating, board battles, etc., what a great workout! Fitness is important for everyone, even demons.
Excising would be the surgical removal of the blackhawks…. That’d be one big-ass operation.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
we're the gift that keeps on giving
and no I am not comparing the Hawks to herpes
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Or maybe
A big ass-operation
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
spent all their emotion
Sorry, this dog won’t hunt. Maybe if they were playing a team they had history with they’d be gassed, but that’s not the case. It’s been two one goal games. While a stronger team on Saturday, you needed a gift from the heavens to knot it up with less than 70 seconds to play. The margin for error is razor thin for both teams.
Oh and break all the sound records you want; being noisy has done wonders for the Seahawks over the years.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 3, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice Yankee
The line from Fringe; “Sorry this dog won’t hunt.”
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on May 3, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Well this should
be good for some entertainment for weeks to come…til the team or the nhl makes him stop for being too stupid…
SportsnetSpec Mark Spector Sports
At morning skate in Nashville, where Shane O’Brien announces that he is now on twitter at @ShaneOBrien55.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
i'm following him...
…of course i follow charlie sheen too…cuz i love a good train wreck from a distance…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Well I don't follow Sheen
but I have a feeling that SOB is going to be a must follow – just for the laughs
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
How Exciting
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on May 3, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Bump the slumps!
Road powerplay has been better than the home powerplay for some reason this season – let’s see it get going tonight
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm concerned about Kesler.
I realize he’s being utilized as a shut down guy in the playoffs, but what exactly on Nashville is it that needs shutting down?
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
rinne...
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Easy
1-Get him moving side.
2-Byfuglien his ass. Seems to be working for SJ on Howard.
Next problem?
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Anybody
Just compromise his view of the puck. Battle the D, get in the greasy areas. Artistry be damned!
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
by Smoboy41 on May 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He is supposed to shut down Fishy
and he should be able to do that AND score on top of that.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: from the 'Missy would recognize it' file
look a picture of a typical university stats textbook.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
yeah, that would be a pain to read.
luckily, i’ve never seen one, let alone read one.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Henrik Sedin shooting? That's unheard of!!!
3--2 Canucks
FU Sweden FTW
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on May 3, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions
3 -1 Hodgson
I’m going off the board. You can do it Franchise!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions
2-0 Canucks. MayRay GWG
"We do sex every day? I'm missing out on something!" - AV
3-1 Nucks
Kesler GWG.
I bet now that they can’t touch the glass or do their normal schtick, the Green Men are going to up the props they use. Like Carrot Top, only funnier and cooler.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Like Carrot Top, only funnier funny and cooler cool.
There, that’s better.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Green Men prolly won’t even get into the building
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 3, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
UNLESS
They go in like normal guys, and change in the bathroom :O
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And they hire 2 other guys to dress up and “get caught” so they wouldn’t suspect them when they enter.
brilliant
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
It’s all going to come together beautifully.
Especially when Healy’s head explodes on live tv. That’s gonna rock.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I see them in the seats right behind Healy
sort of rising up in the shot as Healy wonders why the guys are giggling in his headphones
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "We need to get more shots and grind it out. This is the way they play. There's not going to be a lot of high scoring games. But we have to score more, we know that." the Daniel of the two, 5/1/11
Oh my god, if anyone knows them, please text them and tell them this HAS TO HAPPEN!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 3, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
genius
plan
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Nucks Misconduct
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
Nucks Misconduct Store
Your clothing sucks. Go fix it.
