Canucks At Sharks Game 3 Preview: Face The Thing That Should Not Be
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Print| CANUCKS |
WHINERS | ||||
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| Time | Fri. 6:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus, RDS |
| Series | 2-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
7-3 Canucks |
| The Enemy | Fear The Fin, Battle Of California | Scoring Leaders | Kesler: 5-11-16 Thornton: 3-11-14 |
| Canucks |
Category | Sharks |
| Won 3 |
Streak | Lost 2 |
| 4-2 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
4-3 |
| +2 |
Goals For / Against +/- | -5 |
| 2.67 (9) |
Goals Per Game | 2.87 (7) |
| 2.53 (4) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.20 (12) |
| 1.04 (7) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.91 (10) |
| 25.5 (4) |
Power Play % |
18.5 (10) |
| 81.1 (7) |
Penalty Kill % |
79.4 (10) |
| 32.3 (7) |
Shots Per Game | 35.7 (3) |
| 29.3 (3) |
Shots Against Per Game | 32.8 (9) |
| 75 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 60 |
| 4-2 |
Record When Leading After 1 | 3-2 |
| 3-1 |
Record When Trailing After 1 | 2-3 |
| 7-1 |
Record When Leading After 2 | 4-2 |
| 517 (1) |
Hits | 424 (2) |
| 187 (4) |
Blocked Shots |
274 (1) |
| 50.7 (6) |
Faceoffs % | 53.6 (1) |
| 14.9 (12) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
15.9 (15) |
| NHL.com |
With Ben Eager avoiding suspension the big question is whether or not he'll play in Game 3. Yes, he was a hindrance to the Sharks' hopes to win Game 2 but let's face it: Eager is a monstrous presence on San Jose's 4th line. Did I like his antics? No. But at least he's playing with anger and emotion, something the Sharks are generally lacking in this series. I'm pretty sure Eager, who is now on a short leash with the referees, can come back in Game 3 and play the way he normally plays, which is a fast, super-aggressive, in-your-face crushing style without taking that many penalties. But if he's going out there to injure guys with filthy hits.. then I've got 2 words for him.
That being said...STFU Sharks. I am sick of their whining and complaining. If it's not Boyle, it's Ryan Clowe and Eager. Then again, when they are complaining it means they are not winning. The Canucks are generally skating circles around these guys and generally keeping their cool when the Sharks try to get under their skin. Good stuff! Keep it up, boys, because it's going to be even rougher in the Tank. As for the Sharks, if you played as well as you run your mouths you might not be down 2-0 in this series.
The Sharks are 3-for-3 on the power play in this series. Kudos to the Canucks for not taking many penalties...but what the hell is going on with the PK? Well, here are the 3 power play goals scored by the Sharks:
Game 1 (Patrick Marleau). Nobody covers Marleau. Sloppy coverage. Freebie tip in.
Game 2 (Logan Couture). Edler and Salo get turned into pylons.
Game 2 (Patrick Marleau). All kinds of bad bounces on this one and not-such impressive coverage by Luongo.
I'm sure every Canucks fan is going to be anxious any power play chance the Sharks get. The players need to get a few consecutive kills in to put the PK demon to bed. I don't want L.A. 2010 all over again.
LINKS
- "When you hear Eager call Kevin Bieksa a phoney when last year we had (Darcy) Hordichuk ask him I don't know how many times to fight and he always turned him down," said Vigneault. "And then I think (Rick Rypien) must be 40 or 45 pounds lighter than him and offered him I don't know how many occasions to fight and he turned him down. So we're going to go in there tomorrow and not worry about all that other stuff and play whistle to whistle and play hard." Vigneault is not impressed with Eager.
- Former ref Kerry Fraser has a lot to say about the Eager fiasco as well, and you're going to like it. (TSN)
- Dany Heatley has his lowest career NHL points total this season, and it's carrying over into the playoffs. Works for me. 1 assist in 2 games against the Canucks in Round 3.
- "There’s a lot of series left," Thornton said. "We play well here at home, so they (the home fans at HP Pavilion) can bring us some energy and we can get the win tomorrow." (NHL.com). Yeah, that 4-3 home playoff record is so killer, Joe.
- The face that goes with the boobs (Puck Daddy). DAAAAAAMNNNNNNN. Hey female Sharks fans....step up to the plate!
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins
Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Victor Oreskovich-Cody Hodgson-Jeff Tambellini / Tanner Glass
SHARKS
Patrick Marleau-Joe Thornton-Devin Setoguchi
Ryane Clowe-Logan Couture-Dany Heatley
Torrey Mitchell-Joe Pavelski-Sir Finebark of the Woodshire
Ben Eager-Scott Nichol-Jamal Mayers/Ben Ferriero
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer
Auntie Niemi
#31 / Goalie / San Jose Sharks
6-2
210
Aug 29, 1983
Profile: Wishes he was still a Hawk. Bury this bitch.
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Ryan Kesler: 5 goals and 7 assists in his last 7.
-Henrik Sedin: 2 goals and 7 assists in his last 5. Oh Captain My Captain!
-Daniel Sedin: 3 goals in his last 3 games.
-Raffi Torres: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games.
-Kevin Bieksa: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 3.
-Dan Hamhuis: 3 assists in Game 2.
-Chris Higgins: 1 goal and 2 assists in Game 2.
-Mason Raymond: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4.
COLD
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 25.
-Sami Salo: 0 points in his last 7.
SHARKS
HOT
-Logan Couture: 5 goals and 1 assist in his last 6 games.
-Dan Boyle: 2 goals and 6 assists in his last 7 games.
-Patrick Marleau: 3 goals in his last 3 games.
-Joe Thornton: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-F Mikael Samuelsson: surgery, out for playoffs.
SHARKS
-D Jason Demers: day to day. May play in Game 3.
-F Ryane Clowe: hurt feelings, depression
-F Ben Eager: bad case of stupidity...and hurt feelings.
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11 minutes of highlights from Game 2:
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what's the deal
with everyone saying how difficult it is to play at the Shark Tank?
I mean, it’s (presumably) a regulation hockey rink. How much harder than any other regulation hockey rink can it possibly be to play in? It’s ice. With seats around it. Filled with people making noise. Is this really something you need to prepare for when you’re a professional NHL player?
Maybe it’s actually underwater? I could understand being intimidated by that I guess.
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18,000 plus chanting your name? I dunno, it worked for The Rock.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know either
Vancouver’s had the best home record in the West the last two years – and San Joes has been 3rd
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well Pseuccubus, your figuring tends to be correct, as you can see in this article. But in a tactical sense, home coaches get the last line change so they can match any line with the opponent’s lines. That is generally a big advantage. However, team road/home records more or less prove that there isn’t much of an advantage otherwise.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why the Nucks had the best road record too
When they are at their best, they roll the lines. So, from the matchups and whatnot so far, with AV looking like he is OK with ANY matchup, the last change might not be as big a deal.
We’ll see though, but that third line kicking ass sort of solves a lot of things. Let the other guy worry about his matchups, until they can show to shut you down.
Otherwise, just roll four lines.
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The only line I’d shy away from is the 4th line vs Thorton’s line. At the moment, Logan Couture’s line can be Logan and the impotents, all of their 3rd line is misfiring, and the 4th line is not exactly a scoring threat.
With that in mind, line-matching becomes a much less important task.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I do understand
why the home ice can be an advantage. But I keep hearing people say that HP Pavilllion is particularly difficult for visiting teams to play in (as in, omg, Lu hasn’t played there this year, he’s going to be in trouble!) and I can’t figure out why it should particularly matter.
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I imagine it’s just a hold over from the 2008-09 season where the Sharks went 32-5-4 at home. Their first regulation loss was January 15th to the Flames and 2 of those 5 losses were in the last 3 games of the season.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 20, 2011 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions
BOUCHER SMASH
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It was pretty brilliant, wasn't it?
He’s got those crazy eyes
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
I think Boucher is saying:
Oh c’mon!
I’m gonna smack you up side of the head!
Look at the Jumbtron!
Now I hurt my shoulder!
Fuck!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
lol
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I guess he should be. I kind of forget about him because his offence has gone the way of the dinosaur and he rides pine a lot
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Great post, Sean
Love the pic of Juice. Reminds me of a Mr Maxine Talbot.
Quite fitting indeed!
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by PensFanInDenver on May 20, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions
You guessed wrong last time around too
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by Yankee Canuck on May 19, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
And Kesler’s going to get off his schneid soon, right?
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
By schneid
You mean his 2 game pointless “streak”?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh yeah. So 1 game “streak”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
heh. I’m when he’s scores as much as he did against Nashville, I’ve come to expect a Lord-ian effort from him every night. =P
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Good luck
getting that mental picture out of my head.
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What goes around comes around. Don’t get too cocky because we haven’t played our best yet. The other euro twins couldn’t do it, so I don’t think the twin sisters will get it done. At least the Wings played like men not like a bunch of pussies running around with their fans flashing.
Such a quality post through and through
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
OH BURN
I can’t believe how much that cuts me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
He used then instead of than.
Everyone watch the fuck out.
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by ShiftySC on May 19, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
haha!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
You just made me almost pee my pants that was so funny.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
zomg. Prince of Tennis with real actors.
For anyone who knows what I’m talking about, I don’t think it could get more ludicrous than that.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes. For a tv show/ movie that completely disregard every single law of physics, it’s pretty funny that they deem it necessary to use real life characters.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
^ This Post
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That’s some good wood there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Shifty FTW
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I see you are practicing
your religious behaviour Sean. Gettin’ ready for church next month?
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maybe….
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
Now we’re never going to hear the end of it.
Except maybe on Saturday when the rapture comes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ah you caught it!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
no one seems to be thinking about the fact
that the rapture could come and only take like 756 people. Then nobody would really know it came.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 19, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
well duh
the rapture takes the good folk…leaves us not so good folk here to live in the thousand years of not quite hell.
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Jesus Christ I just got shopped.
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this
is one of the funniest things I’ve read on this board…
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
such immaturity…..
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HA
That is gold right there.
EVERYONE at fear the fin was talking shit about us before this series.
“The Canucks barely beat Chicago and Nashville! They suck!”
“Overrated, they played in a crappy division!”
“We played the hardest two teams so far, we’re PREPARED”
So maybe you should take a look in the mirror, and realize that YOU were talking a lot of shit, and now you’re getting it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Haha.. no worries, Semi. It’s most definitely not worth the effort, and probably will result in the ban-hammer soon enough.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
whatcha talking about?
i just worked 8-hour shifts 7 days in a row, i no longer have control over here!
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including
working THROUGH games 1 & 2, i might add. haven’t been able to visit FtF since before the game 7 against detroit!
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He's talking about nothing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I think
he’s crying, guys.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
It almost comes across that way, doesn’t it?
Oh well, than. He’s better then some of the other posters we’ve had.
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Sure
if he wants to keep crying through his keyboard on here, we can keep laughing at him.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He
so mad
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
he does not respond! Maybe he needs the french version
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by Pseuccubus on May 20, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
ha!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea what you’re talking about ;)
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by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What goes around comes around. Don’t get too cocky because we haven’t played our best yet. The other euro twins couldn’t do it, so I don’t think the twin sisters will get it done. At least the Wings played like men not like a bunch of pussies running around with their fans flashing.
Beneil is right that we shouldn’t be too cocky – we are only two games in. We have to maintain our stalwart perseverance.
The Sharks will likely show up soon. I doubt it will be a sweep.
I didn’t catch much of the Sharks / Wings series, but if their fans were flashing the TV, maybe I would have!
I missed that and deleted my pvr before I heard about it. Have there been any animated GIFs of the flashing with added cover-up stars?
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
he’s right about not being too cocky. but then he goes into the “immature fan” tangent after that 2nd sentence.
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Who's cocky?
The only people who were cocky were all the Sharks fans at FTF calling us overrated and push overs after Detroit. No one here was saying anything like that, and even now I think most people would say we still have a long ways to go.
Have we not said our PK sucks and our faceoffs have sucked so far?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I never accused anyone of being cocky. I simply said that we should maintain our determined one-game-at-a-time mentality like the Canucks.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
I don’t feel cocky either. I am happy though!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
That last game was very cathartic
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 19, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was, and in no way do I think it will happen again.
But numerous Sharks proved their shitheadedness and you’re damn right I’m going to bathe in their tears.
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by ShiftySC on May 19, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No doubt. I expect a very determined SJ next game. Just got to stick to what got us this far.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh yeah, definitely
Sorry, I was on a roll there and thought you were agreeing that we were being cocky
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Cocky
is shit-talking the team you’re down 0-2 to. Most of us Misconducters here are confident, not cocky.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
For example…I want this series over in 4, but definitely think it’s far from over.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I BET!
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by MrsWaachcast on May 19, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my
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I do
Getting them, I mean.
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is the best thing to happen to NM in a while.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t let Missy, Eightyseven, s&p and all the other regulars catch this. Or you shall face their wrath. =P
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
All those ladies
know Im a big fan of them. Eightyseven and I are essentially twins when it comes to music.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
he said in a while, not ever
so he means since they joined, because they’ve been here for a while.
CC is cool like that.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
thanks bro
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I really think you should put that in your sig! Lovin Mrs W
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I always find that the serious and intelligent posters
refer to the Sedins as ‘sisters’, because it’s both amazingly funny to call someone a girl as a derogatory term, and so damn unique, you should get offline and look into copyrighting that shit. you are set to make a BUTTLOAD of money with that razor wit of yours…
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Also
What idiot thinks that girls that play hockey aren’t tough? I bet if Cassie Campbell flashed her bewbs they would have six packs on them back in the day.
Plus we’re pretty vicious at times. Pms and hockey ftw!
by MrsWaachcast on May 19, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
seriously
imagine blocking a Chara slapper with your lower abdomen during menstrual cramps….
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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
TMI.
[/eightysevenifshewereaman]
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
not really.
just something men don’t know how to imagine.
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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
Nor you being kicked in the balls. But we don’t generally flaunt that pain sucks. Generally.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Man up!
Whats a little blood between friends?
BLOOD ON THE ICE>>ANVIL
by MrsWaachcast on May 19, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish the Canucks
could win 30 games in the post season, so I could see your updated sig
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Somehow
that’s not a mental picture I’m relishing.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
You know, it might actually help dull the pain…
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Im more into
Tessa Bonhomme, myself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t Bonhomme french for good man? Uh-oh
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd
be a good man to her.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
OH now i get it
You’re Mark Spector aren’t you?
by MrsWaachcast on May 19, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
MR. WAACH
Where did you find this one?! She’s gold! EVERY TIME! Such a lucky SOB, you.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Love it. Here's a sampling:
On FTF:
I think it’s better to call out our own team then call the opposition divers and a bunch of other stuff. Their fans are either really stupid or they want to act like it. We played a solid game and limited their opportunities, so just accept the fact that your team lost to the better team.
by beneil10 on Apr 30, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So they have a 6 day break whereas the Sharks will have 2.
I hope the Nucks will be rusty for game 1
====
They will be for sure. Its kind of the same thing that happened last year against Chicago.
by beneil10 on May 13, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Nailed it and We’ll be lucky if we get a win in this series. So far its just hopeless.
by beneil10 on May 18, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It just sucks to play teams that are so packed up and down the line up.
by beneil10 on May 19, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
On Winging it in Motown:
We don’t do stuff like but being in the same division as the Ducks teaches you a few nasty things I guess and I like how we are getting under your skins.
by beneil10 on May 2, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Your #13 was the man tonight I will give you that but you guys have been a little lucky the past two games. Our domination is going to payoff and we’ll get some of the breaks.
by beneil10 on May 9, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Just putting that all out there.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Jevant P.I.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Free_raffi: I believe he was referring to Datsyuk there.
Z-berg: I do what I can. :)
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
that was impressive work
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
i was
just pointing out the obvious :P
and im assuming he didnt know who he was, and just that he was good
JSportsnet John Shannon
by NM_missy
For those asking, heard the front runners to get AHL Moose are St.John’s Nfld or Thunder Bay…both great hockey towns!.
but bad for jumping between farm teams….
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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
the word “farm” probably shouldn’t be there.
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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
i want them in victoria so bad
i’m pissed off
Victoria would have been PERFECT for the Moose
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
not only for canucks/farm travel time, but also because there are many Canucks fans who live all over the island who would pay to see Moose games.
I would go see games all the time since I want to see Canuck up-and-comers. The Salmon Kings just aren’t at a good enough level to hold my interest.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
epic clash
between Mrs Waach and Missy. Who will perish? Who will reign supreme? WHO WILL BE THE ULTIMATE VICTOR???? STAY TUNED FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF
POSTS WITHOUT TITLES: MRS WAACH vs. MISSY
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
i’ve actually been pretty relax about it lately.
mainly because i haven’t been here.
but i’m back tonight!
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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
it's only for images and gifs
so that people have the option of shrinking them away if the image/gif loading affects their internet lagging.
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I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
well, i’m usually more of a title nazi when i’m around, but i’ve been really busy lately.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
She's really creepy about it
she reminds me of the nice little girl in the movies who shows up after you’ve been running for your life from a scary monster, and puts you at ease, then calmly tells you “You forgot a title” and then turns into the monster and eats you.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
but i’m back tonight!
Sweet!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
ooops
No one told me about this title business :(
by MrsWaachcast on May 20, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
damn
Doubt the Canucks would want to keep ties if the team goes that far. Although I guess TB is not that much further than the ‘peg, but St. John’s would definitely be out of the question
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
well we do
have that farm team in Florida. The Panthers, right?
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
zing!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
[talking out of my ass]
haven’t a bunch of teams had to bail on Nfld in the past?
[/talking out of my ass]
[actually it’ll probably continue]
by Passive Voice on May 20, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
for the game preview photoshop. pure genius
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
thank you, sir
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree
I look forward to the game previews in anticipation of the pictures
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I just added this to the post. This is for beneil10:
Or am I being cocky?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
no
Damn smug and preening though. Got my vote. I do like the “Lord Tunderin” in Clowe’s accent though. Newfies are fun.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
So
I am OK with Clowe talking a better game than he plays
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
Not cocky. Just Confident
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on May 20, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions
and happy!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Canooks. Sir Kesler with the dragonslaying goal. On a breakaway. Short handed, with a blindfold…wait…better stop there.
Just a shorty then.
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You are are classy. Mad props, yo.
"It's called a penalty kill. Not a penalty let-them-score." -Drew Remenda
My sarcasm meter is switched off. So Imma say thanks
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you get tons of chicks.
"It's called a penalty kill. Not a penalty let-them-score." -Drew Remenda
Well
I know he gets at least one, because he had a kid recently.
I don’t know what he has on the side though
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I have a hot wife. How’s it going with Palmella Handerson?
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha I’m just being an idiot. Friendly fan rivalry.
Seriously though, I hope the Sharks can make a series out of this train wreck. It hasn’t been a lot of fun for us to watch.
"It's called a penalty kill. Not a penalty let-them-score." -Drew Remenda
OK, well then I guarantee you’ll like watching game 3 a whole lot better
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
palmella doesnt talk back or bitch at you for not dishes.
so, lay off, mkay?
:>
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
by Temujin on May 19, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you make a good point
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
he did when he wasn't married
you know, what happens when you find a girl that likes you? Hang in there, it’ll happen soon!
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
he did when he wasn’t married
you know, what happens when you find a girl that likes you? Hang in there, it’ll happen soon!
WHat? No! I was a good christian boy! Not a human being!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
2-1 Canucks
For some reason I think the floodgates will close but Kesler will still come up with the game winner from somewhere in the depths of the tank.
I heart Kesler. Luu is my hero, and no just G-d would let the world end before the Canucks get the ultimate prize!
After a bit of banter where I was called condescending, check out these amazing twitter responses.
SirCanuckles IMK
@RattoCSN lol like its beneath you in your writing eh? I love how you aren’t addressing the fact you were wrong about Eager’s hit.
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
@SirCanuckles He didn’t get suspended because the league isn’t bothering wiht that any more, not because it’s a good hit,.
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
@SirCanuckles Second, I don’t root for the Sharks. I root for me. Don’t assume things you don’t know.,
This guy gets paid to write things? Really?
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I think we can all agree
some journalists are dicks, just like the rest of us :)
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
hah
hey… wait a minute
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
quiet you
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
That's Ray Ratto!
He just tries to rile people up… why people pay him to do this stuff? Nobody knows…
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
That name doesn't sound real
Someone tell the mob we found the snitch.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 20, 2011 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you see what that stupid ass Mark Spector
dm’d to the Waachcast.? Whats with the unprofessionalism today?
by MrsWaachcast on May 19, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to think
I have a talent for making people lash out at me. It’s a gift.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
yeah
sports writers = ritards.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
by Canuckles on May 20, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry if Sharks fans bother you guys.
Apparently trolling comforts people…
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
no worries :)
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That said
it would be great if your team loses the next 4 games for San Jose’s collective mental state.
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
nope!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
sympathy but
We have felt your pain, and have worn the Tshirt for almost two decades. I’m sorry but its time for a makeover :)
by MrsWaachcast on May 19, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re used to it by now, after multiple rounds of Chicago. It helps me grind my axe every once in a while
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
every series
we get one troll, one psuedo troll and a bunch of one-off morons. And of course a bunch of cool folks who actually get the idea of friendly banter from opposing bases.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
yes seriously
i’m not counting all the one offs who drop in and say something stupid then get ban hammered…i’m talking about that one guy who gets in a few posts and incites comments to the far right, usually a member (and often not a hugely respected one) of the opposing team’s sbn site , but just stays on the line of being banned or not. We’ve got one of those every series so far.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 20, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
and
a bunch of the junior varsity trolls.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
5-3 Canucks
Jannick Fuckin Hansen beakering the GWG.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
From a leaf fan, but still hilarious
@JaredOfLondon
JaredOfLondon
The only thing that worries me about the rapture is potentially losing James riemer
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Jared is a funny guy
unfortunately he hates the Canucks for the exact reason some of us celebrate the misfortunes of the Leafs, but hey, can’t have everything.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Bahahahahaha
Jared is hilarious. When he’s not being completely irrational, although that is entertaining as well.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
RealKyper Nick Kypreos
by cotsonika
Confirming Brunt story #Winnipeg deal done. Told Thomson/Chipman in full partnership. Hear re-location fee alone for #NHL between 50-60M.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
5-3 Nucks
Higgy gwg
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
I know I said it before last game
but SJ is going to fucking turn it up in Game 3. They are literally going to pour every last ounce of energy and heart that they have into this game. I expect everyone, from Marleau to Huskins, to raise their game to a new level. We’re probably going to lose this game.
That being said. 4-3 Canucks, Keslord GWG.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:18 AM PDT reply actions
somewhere in there… i see a veiled “let’s keep a good thing going with the saying we’re probably going to lose,, and we’ll keep winning” tradition going on.
I expect them to bring it tomorrow night. For sure. But I still think if we play OUR best, we can beat THEIR best.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what SJ's deal is
They’re a good team. Possibly even great. But they’re letting Kevin Bieksa get a breakaway? And Aaron Rome go behind the net, come out, and score? I doesn’t make any sense.
Im convinced we haven’t seen the best of SJ. And I think we’ll see it tomorrow, and unless we bring our absolute best, they’re going to beat us.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I wholeheartedly agree.
Does make you wonder if maybe that 7 gamer with the Wings sucked a little extra gas from the tank. They seem to fade during third periods. Not saying that just because of goals scored.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
The worst thing for them is, it’s not like they fade physically, but are still making fundamentally sound plays.
They are making stupid plays that you would never expect from the 2nd best team in the Western Conference to make.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
They're not playing smart
when they play smart they are hard to stop. But they’re not right now, and I don’t understand why not.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s because we play so well. It makes them look silly
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I honestly think SJ
can stay with us, no matter how well we play. But they need to play with effort and play smart to do that. And they’re not. Its like everyone besides Marleau, Jumbo, Boyler and Couture all fell asleep in this series.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
agreed
and they have certainly looked far too slow to even compete, but I gotta think that could change in a second if the Canucks aren’t careful. Luckily we also have the better goaltender if it comes to that
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Luie
will have to bail us out in the 1st. SJ is going to come out guns blazing.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
The thing is
You are right. I have total respect for the game they play. Its all predicated on power and keeping them in on the forecheck.
The way AV and Bones have them coached up, the forwards are where they are supposed to be backing up their defender, or ready for the pass more likely, because the defensemen are getting to the dump ins more often than not.
The rest is just breaking out. Then its just the speed of the Canucks against slower defenders, Boyle notwithstanding.
That, and surprising everyone by not talking about it, but still being the most physical team in the playoffs since Game 1, and finishing every check.
Its a joy to watch and I hope it continues. The Sharks will give us their best at home, and who knows? Definitely am not saying it is anything close to being done, in the bag, or whatever.
But the Canucks are the faster and more physical team, and I have watched enough hockey in my life to know what the result is when that happens.
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I totally agree
It’s just that how we perceive the series can easily change with one game not going our way. The Canucks certainly look like the far better team, but they also looked that way games 1-3 against CHI.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
IMO...
Sharks are no Chicago. I’m not talking skill or talent-wise, but history-wise with the Canucks. I honestly think that this team overcame the biggest hurdle of their playoff history when they finally killed the “eliminated by Chicago” reputation.
I am not being over-confident either, as I know there are still 6 more games to win before we can finally hoist that beautiful silver goblet, but it seems to me that this Canucks team has never been as confident, composed and focused as they are now.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
We should all take it easy
It’s easy to say things like this:
They are making stupid plays that you would never expect from the 2nd best team in the Western Conference to make.
When we’re up 2-0, but please don’t freak out if the Sharks show us how they got here and win game 3.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I fully expect
SJ to win game 3. No way they’ll shit the bed this hard.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Or at the very least
Show us how they got here. Beating Detroit is no easy task.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
true and I agree that I expect SJ to win soon
but don’t forget they’ve lost 5 of their last 6 games.
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#WinitForManny
No
my brain won’t let me.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
good man
As it shouldn’t. If the Sharks do lose this next game we should feel pretty good I don’t think here’s anyone with the Toews “will to win” on the Sharks.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
They haven’t shown that they can compete. They were dominated last game and the only way they win is if they can keep their PP perfect and draw some calls. If we stay out of the box we win.
Again
I have to wonder if you weren’t saying something similar in the chicago series. Momentum is a fickle mistress. That’s not saying the Canucks aren’t the better team. They are. Just that the Sharks haven’t shown why they belong here yet. Hopefully they don’t.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
so
the Canucks need to not take their foot off the throat like they did in Round 1.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I highly doubt they will make that mistake again. I can finally see some of the same fire that Kesler has in the Sedins’ eyes as well, and it is goosebump inducing.
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Ya. I am by no means expecting an easy road to the series. I’d expect us to lose a couple. (By that I mean, 1 or 2, maybe even 3…. but definitely not 4!)
They are much better than their play suggests, and I’m not going to lie to myself to think that we can beat them 4 straight.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree BUT
it would be friggn awesome!
by MrsWaachcast on May 20, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
They are making stupid plays that you would never expect from the 2nd best team in the Western Conference to make.
Be careful about saying that? I don’t see the problem with it
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
That break-away goal makes no sense. No playoff team should have a breakdown THAT badly… and Bieksa isn’t exactly fleet-of-foot either.
I refuse to consider any goals after the 4th one as any indication of the Shark’s ability. At that point, whatever happens was moot.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Bieksa is fast
but he’s a defenseman for god’s sake! And he never gets breakaways! Yesterday was an implosion by the entire SJ team. Its fucking crazy. And tomorrow is going to be nuts.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, Bieksa is one of our faster defensemen. But yes, the Sharks botched the defensive coverage. Setoguchi went for the big hit and missed, etc..
Gooch
channelling DION.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
well exactly
but my point was the “you let Rome get into scoring position last game”
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watching the Youtube of that a few times, because the Sedinery was beautiful
And that was a pretty smart play by Rome, he has watched them enough from back there now to know when they have a line, or a pairing, on the ropes.
Poor bastard was the practice guy that was up against that stuff often enough. He just came down to give a mismatch and look for garbage, and ………OH my lookie here another goal!
All the while Hughie and even Simpson are marveling on the Twins.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod Canucks coach Alain Vigneault claimed he knew exactly what Rome was doing on his goal even if the player himself didn't. "That was a set play," winked Vigneault. 5/19/11
That post wasn’t nearly as sexual as the last one you posted and I can’t really change it to make it funny. :(
hahaha
I knew you’d try!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I know I said it before last game
butSJ isgoing to fucking turn it up in Game 3. They are literally going to pour every last ounce of energy and heart that they have into this game. I expect everyone, from Marleau to Huskins, to raise their game to a new level. We’re probablygoing to lose this game.
That being said.4-3 Canucks, Keslord GWG.
That’s the best I can come up with.
by marcness52 on May 20, 2011 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
clap clap
clap
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
5-3 vancouver
sure they’ll bring it, but we’re absolutely rolling now. The first game would’ve been as big a blowout as Game 1 if we had found our finish a little earlier. I think Luongo will find stellar form before SJ will.
This Sharks team does not impress me at all. I can’t believe they beat Detroit.
Raffi for the winner.
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-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on May 20, 2011 12:27 AM PDT reply actions
4-2 Nooks
Sharks come out strong, get distracted by a shiny object, wheels fall off in the third.
KesLord scores the winner while sitting on the bench.
Win it for Manny!
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I don't think Eager will take a slew of penalties tomorrow
in fact I don’t think any of the Sharks will. I think we’ll see a much more disciplined effort. Gonna have to beat these guys on effort and skill alone, no more power plays giftwrapped by Eager.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear Av
Please dress Rick Rypien and give him the 5 mins of ice time. At least it’ll be like Eager moron repellant.
So I guess it's
4-2 Canucks. Rypien GWG.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Rypper? WILDCARD BITCHES
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and yes
I understand he didn’t fly down yet.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Rypien had surgery
and is done
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2-1 Canucks/Ehrhoff
I think it’s a question of conditioning. One team is alot better conditioned, physically and mentally. You can see it in every aspect of their games, including in their public responses to the other team. The difference between the outlooks, strength and stamina of these teams seems to be a mountain wide.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
We were saying similar things up 3-0 to the Hawks
and look what happened. Things can change quickly in the playoffs.
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess glass is actually the best solution
He would be enough anti eager
by Canuckelhead on May 20, 2011 1:58 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck Eager
He’s one player. If they put him out on a line vs the Sedins, they know he’s there, and take advantage of that. I expect he plays on a 4th line unless they struggle again, the Todd will jack him through the lines again.
But in hockey terms, I am more worried about the guy that hit the post in the 1st, rather than the one that showed up later on.
The later on one can give us the game and/or an injury. With all the talk, he is probably going to just be a 5 min guy if the Sharks are going, and the rest of the other big guys can protect themselves without Glass. I liked Tamby’s game, more or less, didn’t you? CoHo’s line looks like they are going to break out. I also think Oreskovich has probably stewed a bit since he was on when Eager scored the taunting goal.
He can see the opportunity there. If Eager actually wants to go, our coach already called him a kitten today. Wrecker probably heard that too.
Man, playoff hockey huh?
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by vancitydan on May 20, 2011 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Semi's been up all night, TCB
Canucks better also TCB tonight.
3-1 for our heroes.
Noted ragamuffin Mason Raymond puts in the winnah
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
hm… what’s TCB?
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions
taking care of business
or, alternately, taking care of BIZNASS
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by Yankee Canuck on May 20, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
"Whats in the briefcase?
CRACKERS!"
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
what are white people
doing in a briefcase?
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
by Canuckles on May 20, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
3 am Swede time start and the Good Guys will prevail!
2 zip
Hansen,Burr
by 40 years and counting on May 20, 2011 2:57 AM PDT reply actions
3-1 Canucks, Kesler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
3-2 Nucks, E-Money
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
Hello
I am a swedish moron and would like to know how the fuck one posts a pic/image in a forum like this?!
Click the right most icon (pic of a tree) and paste the address to the image in there. Unless the website doesn’t permit hotlinking to their images, you should be gold
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by Yankee Canuck on May 20, 2011 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks but
how would you do it using an image from one’s own library or something? Can you only do it with a URL address?
I think you have to upload it to photobucket or something similar
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"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
yep, exactly.
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by thelastjohnny on May 20, 2011 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks guys
will try this later but i wouldnt place money on me succeeding…rather put them on schneider jumping on the ice and beating the shit out of eager tonight
Instructions
1. Go to Imgur.
2. Click “Computer” and select the image you wish to upload, then click upload.
3. Wait, copy the link underneath “Direct Link”
4. Come back to this page, click reply.
5. ENTER A TITLE.
6. Click the tree icon, paste the link.
7. Click preview, REVIEW YOUR TITLE.
8. Click POST.
TADA!
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by ShiftySC on May 20, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
WIN!
/me goes to purchase. Also rec’d so i’m not the only nerd with one of those.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 20, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Swedish moron.....maybe
Numbskull….for sure.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
Sir Finebark of the Woodshire
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HORY SHEET I lolled………………….. hahahahhahah
That was something Temujin made up. I take no credit. :)
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that Shark Sushi thing?
The guy’s making t-shirts, check out the info in the fanpost
Seems legit, right?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Yeah seems legit
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by Yankee Canuck on May 20, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Walking to lunch a couple days ago, one of my buddies spotted an attractive young lady wearing a t-shirt based on the original stick-in-rink jersey, except that the stick was replaced by all-caps NO WAY, JOSE.
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by reggiedunlop on May 20, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I love when attractive ladies
wear t-shirts that are in support of the Canucks.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I love when attractive ladies
don’t wear shirts in support of the Canucks.
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by ShiftySC on May 20, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You could try to start a
Major Fan Distraction. It’s legal in BC for women to go topless. Might distract the Sharks lol
OTOH might distract the nucks too
by MrsWaachcast on May 20, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
I’m imagining all their eyes bugging out like they would in cartoons. Raffi doesn’t count, he already looks like that. Oh my god, what if he did bug out his eyes? I would have to cry myself to sleep.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
he used to bug his eyes out
but after his left eyeball poked that guy in ear and brain damaged him, he stopped.
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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also
There would probably be a lot of ‘adusting’ in the game
laughs evilly
by MrsWaachcast on May 20, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
even
better
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 20, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
17-11 Canucks
Or maybe some defense will be played. And for the love of Gary Lupal please kill a penalty tonight.
4-2 Canucks. Higgins GWG.
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
Canucks 3-2
Kesler = GWG
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Finally, you’re off the MayRay kick. Now watch MayRay score the winner! haha
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be good
For me!
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I am hoping to GOD that McLellan wakes the F up and doesn’t put in Ben Eager tonight. If so, someone better put sedatives in Eagers water bottle so he passes out for a good 10 hours.
I don’t really think Boyle was being that much of a whiner… especially since in my opinion, there were quite a few dives in that game 1 by the Canucks. But Clowe and Eager should just shut up. After that embarrassing loss on Wednesday, it doesn’t make you look more manly to call someone a coward or a phony. It just makes you look like you’re being more pouty than you were on the ice.
Well, I have to stick behind my guys and I’ll say a new series is born when the Sharks lock Eager in a small closet and they win tonight. Joe Thornton deserves a damn win for the effort he has put out both games.
4-3 Sharks… GWG by one of the Joe’s.
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GO SHARKS!
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ehhhhhh
you can’t say “one of” you have to choose.
Yes, we have that rule, because if we were allowed to say “one of the Sedins” we’d have a logjam the size of the empire state building in first place for the SPW game.
<3 Boobies!
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If I have to play by the rules… I’ll say Jumbo Joe Thornton. Guy has been playing like a BEAST!
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He has been really good
if the rest of your team had his heart (or his discipline) this would be a different series.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Agreed.
You (winthecupsj, not Canuckles) should be hoping Little Joe can take Jumbo Joe’s lead, as opposed to Ben Eager’s lead.
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It would be a whole different series already if last year’s joe pavelski showed up instead of this year’s.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully if Tmac does put in Eager, the refs will be smart enough to throw him out if he pulls the same antics as last time
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by hautecouture on May 20, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Why would they do that? Apparently a free look at boobies are in store when Eager just gets sent to the box. Haha!
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by winthecupsj on May 20, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
If anything
Eager will come out strong so he has a chance to sit in the box in game 5 :P
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
To all trolls:
winthecupsj is the perfect example of how to act on an opposing team’s site. Well done!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Sean. :) But really, I’d look a bit douchy for coming on here saying “SHARKS RULE!” or “CANUCKS BLOW” when my team just went down 7-3 less than 48 hours ago. But if SJ wins tonight, it’s ON!
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by winthecupsj on May 20, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
That doesn’t stop some people. Good on you, and you’re always welcome here at NM.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the hospitality everyone. I love conversing with hockey fans that actually KNOW hockey- have you ever discussed sports with an Anaheim Ducks fan? Good Lord. ;)
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by winthecupsj on May 20, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No
But some of us have some idiot member of the family who is a Flames fan, so you are supposed to be nice to him at family gatherings…I imagine its similar.
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Nice?
My sister and I get together and tackle him when he wears Flamers clothes to our place. A good shitkicking is required in those circumstances.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
well ...sure
When you have numbers.
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It’s a fair fight – he’s a kickboxer.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If I wear a flames jersey
will you and your sister tackle me? #justasking
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
4-1 Canucks
Playin’ the hot hand. Bieksa GWG
Let’s kill a penalty tonight Canucks (or take zero).
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I think you forgot to put Heatley on the injured list.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 9:22 AM PDT reply actions
Hopefully we do not wake the Heatley. When he gets going, he’s tough to stop.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Haha, yeah, just ask Bryan Murray.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 20, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
2--3 Nucks
Juice GWG
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 20, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions
i loved this write up
hit so many points i agree with, all of which got me in trouble the other day. the pic of the shark with a ben eager head is amaaaaazing, and in the backround…. “i have no penis” i actually lol’d
good work zandberg!!!
heh
The words behind the logo:
“I wasn’t breast fed tonight!”
“I lost my soother!”
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
haha thats great
i wanna see raffi do his best impression of a bowling ball tonight….actually i wanna see eager and raffi start at the nets and skate full speed to center and both jump at the last second…resultiing in an earthquake
Hahah ya
coke zero came out of my nose when I saw the eager pic
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-Bieksa on Ryan Kesler's clothing line.
by hlovescanucks on May 20, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Excellent GDT
and 4-2 Canucks- Keslord gwg
"Proceeds go to a translator for Alex Burrows."
-Bieksa on Ryan Kesler's clothing line.
Once again, I think it must be stated, in the words of Beantown
ORCAS FUCKING EAT SHARKS. THEY FUCKING EAT THEM.
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Imma gonna go with the Canucks, 5-4, Kesler with the winner.
Also, the Canucks have won every game I’ve been at.
Round 1, game 7
Round 2, game 1
Round 3, game 2
Round 1 & 3 – wildly entertaining.
Round 2 – actually had some good hits in the game which was fun to watch
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 10:57 AM PDT reply actions
well shit! Wooooo!!!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 20, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Canucks, Juice
Why not?
Just call me Ili.
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Two down, two to go.
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by TXCanucklehead on May 20, 2011 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
haha copy cat
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The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 20, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M NOT YELLING!
wait
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by Twitchy2010 on May 20, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS GAME 3 OMG OMG OMG
CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Beantown Canuck on May 20, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Last time I saw something like this, it was
WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS GAME 3 OMG OMG OMGSHOES
CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS GAME 3 OMG OMG OMGHEINIKEN COMMERCIAL
CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
oh look, GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!
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