Media Release: Samuelsson underwent successful surgery to repair his adductor tendon and sports hernia.
Samuelsson will be out of the line-up indefinitely.
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Early prediction.
FU Sweden gets bought out this summer.
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by Smoboy41 on May 19, 2011 12:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don’t think so. The team can put him on LTIR if he’s not healthy. If he’s healthy, he can still contribute. If the team buys him out, there is a cap hit of $0.833MM for two seasons. It’s not that easy to find a replacement for the “saved” cap hit of $2.5MM-$0.833MM = $1.667M cap hit player that performs as well.
GMMG and AV
may want to get younger next year. Or cheaper. We’ll see, I guess.
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by Smoboy41 on May 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don’t think there is a better player than Samuelsson at the cap hit of $1.667MM. So if they buy him out, it’s a really bad sign that the team wants to get worse.
I would agree with that. And after the surgeries, hopefully he’ll be back up to speed.
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i doubt it
Good veteran presence for any team.
In any case, despite playing through his injury he helped score some key goals in the playoffs. I think he’s awesome. :)
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Probably just insurance in case someone goes down in Game 3
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I would have thought that would be Glass. Although maybe he’s hurt too.
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Hopefully not to play? He’s just as good or better than Hodgson on the 4th line center position
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by Sean Zandberg on May 19, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as he doesn’t blow his shoulder up
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No problem.
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by Smoboy41 on May 20, 2011 6:14 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
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Crawsome news! The Blackhawks have agreed to terms on a three-year deal with Corey Crawford! http://bit.ly/mxw2TT
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good for them
despite all the hate over at SCH for us, this is a good move for the organization.
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Corey Crawford’s new three-year deal is worth $8 million in total _ confirmed
3.75 cap hit
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I did that math way wrong
2.67
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Time to get the abacus tuned up.
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3.75 for 3 years for Craw would be overpaying. 2.67 would be excellent.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we all knew he was injured no? That injury proves what we saw: bad acceleration and a hesitation to shoot (god, imagine how painful it must have been).
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That’s the first thing I thought. How in the hell did he even play with those injuries? Every single movement would be painful. Now that’s a real Scandinavian!!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 20, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look who didn't have the guts to answer me on Twitter...
Last night our old pal Mark Spector made a comment about Bieksa I disagreed with:
Bieksa cross-checked Marleau how many times before that scrap? Marleau had to go
to which I replied:
so Bieksa was just supposed to walk away when Marleau tried to spear him then dropped the gloves first? please…
So his witty response? Nothing. Instead I find this in my messages:
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homer
16 hours ago
Stay classy, Mark
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What a gutless douche
Saw this on his page too:
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Vigneault runs 1st PP out against Sharks, up 6-2. Maybe the 2nd unit, AV?
16 hours ago
Maybe he missed the part where AV put the 4th line on the PP.
I also figured
it was AV sending a message. You want to play tough and take cheap shots? We’ll score goals.
Also
AV put the 1st unit out there then to make a point. You do stupid shit to us, we’re going to embarrass you on the ice
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That was a message directly sent to Ben Eager. That’s been our FU moment against teams who do stupid things.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
aka The high road.
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by eightyseven on May 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was trying to reference the New England’s way of the FU touchdowns from a couple of years ago. =P
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Could you file a complaint with Sportsnet? That’s really misuse of social media.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
not sure what to do to be honest...
but I just hate the unprofessional-ness of it all. It’s one thing to be a blogger, especially one that focuses on just one team, it’s another to be a national network that isn’t supposed to pick sides.
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It’s one thing if it was his personal handle. Yet he represents a professional sports channel with what he’s using to lowblow guys who don’t share his opinion.
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Well, since it’s his job as a member of media, then he should be held accountable. If he is portraying himself as a part of the Sportsnet family, (and how can he not be? look at his handle!) then shouldn’t Sportsnet also be held responsible for his actions?
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
With Eager running crazy out there,
what coach wouldn’t have done the same thing, including McClell?
Seems to me Sammy was having mobility problems much of the season.
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by Kent Basky on May 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Incorrect.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Step 5 is pretty funny since it was the Stars who couldn’t beat one of those teams to actually make the playoffs.
Also funny
Vancouver ousted Dallas from the playoffs a few seasons ago. They shouldn’t be used to losing “a game” to Vancouver. Try four.
At least for the forseeable future
everybody will get used to losing to the Canucks.
It will be the norm: you play the Canucks, you lose.
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oh come on people...
that’s funny shit…it’s satire man. We are so effin defensive as a fan base… i give that guy props.
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some of it was funny
and some of it was the same ol bs… I just thought the irony of another city on the outside looking in beaking off was too good to pass up
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I’ll take that as satire, and leave it at that. There’s no cure for stupid, which is what the writer is if he meant it.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
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AV on Eager
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Ohhhh snnnap
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Somewhere, I wish AV didn’t get involved with Eager. He’s so insignificant in the long run, it’s not worth it.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
If AV had this information and didn’t use it, I ‘d be so disappointed. Flawless victory on the part of Vigneault and it’s funny to boot. No need to take things so seriously.
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Sounds pretty final
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/atlanta-thrashers-moving-to-winnipeg/article2029179/
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So what happens with the Moose now?
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No clue
I heard someone say they might stay there next year. I bet the Canucks wouldn’t mind having them closer though
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Ugh.
Just occurred to me. Welcome back Buffy. You’re in our division now.
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LeBrun just said otherwise. Fuck, this shit drives me nuts.
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and apparently, no way re-alignment occurs now. It’ll have to be at least 1 season away before Winnepeg joins the NW anyways. So, no Buffy for 6 games a season for at least another season.
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by Vancouverguy on May 19, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
seen rumblings we might move
to the pacific
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I thought they want all the Canadian teams in one division. That way they can move Colarado to the Pac.
There won’t be a time-zone difference, but those games against the Ducks/Sharks/Kings are going to be a doozy…. and the flight there isn’t that ideal either.
At least the Albertans are close.
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by Vancouverguy on May 20, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't make sense to me
They’ll want to keep the Canadian teams together – and the PAC would be even more travel for Vancouver. At least in the NW you have Calgary and Edmonton nearby. The California teams are a lot further away.
Just move Colorado into it. They’re a lot closer, geographic wise
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The problem with the current alignment is that there are three time zones in the NW division, and the travel between Minnesota and Vancouver is very long. Moving Vancouver to Pacific will remove that long travel within the division, at the expense of losing the shorter travel between Vancouver and Albertan cities.
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