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Wednesday Playoff Coffee- Stop being such gracious hosts...

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Brock: After the twist, you'll feel a snap. Then the body goes ragdoll on ya.
Hank: And that will knock him out...even more?
Brock: That'll kill him.
Hank: Do I have to?
Brock: Alright fine, crybaby. Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.

 

Everyone got their 'Canucks aren't Canada's team/ they're a bunch of divers/ the Sedins are useless in the playoffs/ Roberto Luongo is horrible' outta their system yet?  Good.  Time to focus on Game 2.  Say what you will about the officiating Sunday, the simple fact still holds up: the best team won.  You can try and justify the loss however you want, claiming the Canucks got help, but if your team is committing penalties and you get called for them, it's not about the referees helping the Canucks.  You're helping them.  The spin after game 1 was so predictable you'd been given scripts that were used in the first two rounds.  The Sharks are going to bring a lot more than they did in Game 1, the question is, can they keep their aggression controlled, or like in past meetings with the Canucks will they see their frustration boil over into more penalties.  With the way the Canucks power play has been clicking of late, that's definitely playing with fire.

Star-divide

For the most part, the Canucks plan of attack went the way it was supposed to in Game 1.  They got into it physically against the team that was supposed to dominate them in that aspect.  They had their slower defencemen scrambling all night as they cycled.  And lines 1 through 3 had chances, while the defence limited the Sharks to a lot of shots from the outside.  It wasn't perfect, but it was a damn fine game after that layoff.   The Canucks will need to crank up their effort tonight against the Sharks and prove to be a less hospitable host than they were to Nashville.

We will find out later today if Alain Vigneault will put Jeff Tambellini back in the lineup in place of Tanner Glass on the 4th line.  Tambellini had an amazing play in Game 6 against the Predators as he came from a zone and a half back to catch the Preds' Martin Erat and eliminate Erat's breakaway chance by hitting him and separating him from the puck.  One play, but it was a massive one in the kid's first playoff game.  It's another sign of how much this team has grown from previous incarnations.  Instead of players looking to things all themselves and acting selfishly, here was a guy who made the most of his shot in the lineup.  You need these kinds of efforts in a successful playoff run just as much as you do the the Ryan Keslers and Kevin Bieksas.

The other thing on the minds of Canucks fans this morning is the birthday boy, Manny Malhotra.    Malhotra went from skating in sweats with the team because 'he wanted to have fun' to yesterday's practice in full equipment.  The coach was quick to shoot down any comeback rumours, but let's face it: this is the playoffs, and you only know the truth after the smoke clears.  Malhotra's recovery from an eye injury that could have ended his career has been remarkable, and the team keeping him in the room during the playoffs speaks volume of his value to this club off the ice.  The organization is continuing to say that he won't be returning until next season, but my gut tells me that unless that rapture thing happens Saturday, we will see Malhotra on the ice should the Canucks make the finals.

Bacon and eggs... again

How crazy would it have been if the performance of Tyler Seguin would have been overshadowed by a Tampa Bay comeback victory last night?  Seguin had 2 goals and 2 assists in a crazy 2nd period last night that saw Dwayne Roloson chased from the Lightning's net for the 3rd period.  Mike Smith held the fort, and the Lightning got a couple goals on Tim Thomas but he and the Bruins hung on for the 6-5 win.  Is there a more schizophrenic goalie out there than Tim Thomas?  The saves he made were amazing.  The goals he let in were embarrassing.  Either way, despite 6 goals scored, the Bruins are a little lucky to be heading down to Tampa with the series tied.  They're still in this because of a kid who has 2 playoff games to his credit.  By the way, Seguin was the first teenager to record 4 points in a playoff game since Trevor Linden notched 4 against the Calgary Flames in 1989. 

WAACH 'Cast's Classic Album Of The Day- OZZY OSBOURNE- Blizzard Of Ozz

Released in North America in 1981, the first solo release from the Black Sabbath front man introduced the world to the genius of Randy Rhoads.  Rhoads would record one more album with Osbourne before his untimely demise in 1982.  The album was a massive hit, hitting #21 on Billboard, doing so without a top 40 single.  It's gone on to sell more than 6 million copies world wide.  Sony Music is rereleasing the album in a special box set May 31st, with a ton of extras that should be worth picking up.  The album is also notorious for the song 'Suicide Solution'.  The parents of a 19 year old fan who shot himself blamed Osbourne and CBS Records, suing them.  The case was dismissed, saying the First Amendment protected Osbourne's right to free expression.



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typo

in bacon in eggs… 6-5 not 3-2

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

what...?

It clearly says 6-5. Must be your ‘puter… I mean… it’s you, not me…right?

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again

For anyone who ever wished for Thomas instead of Lou. Imagine what would happen in this market if he played for the Canucks the way he played the first two games.

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 8:46 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He’d be eaten completely alive. He’d have no chance right from the get go. Makes me really appreciate Lou even more. I know I wouldn’t be able to put up with the shit the media give him all the time.

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said before

Maybe Burke wasn’t that far off with his goalie graveyard comment. I can’t believe there’s anyone in any fan base who doesn’t recognize that, this playoffs, Roberto luongo has proven himself to be the most mentally tough goalie in the league.

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 9:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The ghost of Brodeur and McLean

Reach a cup final and everyone puts you up on a pedestal.
Of course when faced with statistics most people would chose Luongo. I would think…

Playoff records with the Canucks
Goalie A 13 wins 17 losses
Goalie B 34 wins 34 losses
Goalie C 26 wins 22 losses

Which one do you want?

Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.

by westy99 on May 18, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want the one

that will win the cup lol

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Khabibulin

has a cup…..want him. :|

Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.

by westy99 on May 18, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaa

no.

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

And like I said before

Vancouver isn’t only a goalie graveyard, it’s a goalie hate-yard. Luongo could just have turned into Cloutier and lost the rest of the games after the first bad goal, but he didn’t. Kudos to Schneids for backing him up. History has made McLean bigger and better than he was. Luongo is the best goalie the Canucks have ever had, and it’s time the media and the fans got behind him instead of being against him. That’s my rant for the day. Go Bobby Lu!

by peanutflower on May 18, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree 100%

If you look at the stats, despite the debacles in Games 4 and 5 of Chicago (a lot of the blame for which I place on the 18 skaters in front of him), Lu’s GAA is currently best amongst goaltenders who remain in the hunt for the Cup. His save percentage also continues to climb and he leads in the total number of shutouts.

The amount of bellyaching prompted by the mistake on Thornton’s goal was complete b.s. since, as Vigneault pointed out, Lu’s play with the puck this year has been very good.

by east_van_joe on May 18, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great job Waach. I’m sick of all the complaining. I just want to see a game. Use your speed, hit them, make them skate hard, tire them out and beat them to a bloody pulp on the scoreboard. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for!

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

The highlight

of my daily visit to NM is the coffee… Besides the opinion (which I generally agree with) and insight (which is always useful), the band/album is either something I know and love, or something new to hear. Blizzard of Ozz was THE album…it was the one that made me decide to learn guitar, and set me on a path that led to a pretty effin awesome young adulthood. Having grown up learning classical music on the piano and other instruments, here was a rock album that showed a fun practical use for that education. Although it wasn’t the first guitar based rock album with a classical tinge, it was the first one that made me go ‘YEAHHHH!’. How many hours I spent learning Crazy Train and Revelation guitar parts…jeez…heck i’m still trying to master that crazy little up-sliding pentatonic he does in crazy train in the middle of the second chorus right before the bridge…

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

the metal world is full of insane talents taken before their time

and Rhoads is up at the top of that list… this was one of the albums in the early 80’s that led me down the path. gotta say though my favorite Ozzy song is this one:
http://youtu.be/-_d3eAgkmqk

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think mine

would be either mr. crowley or diary of a madman (at least solo ozzy wise). Also Bark at the Moon was a big one for me. Note the pattern: craziness and neo classical uber production. Favorite overall ozzy song is either electric funeral or war pigs.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

and thanks

ya big jerk :p

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Blizzard of Ozz was awesome…brings back a lot of good memories. Too bad most people that haven’t heard Ozzy’s music just think of him as a bumbling goofball who says something funny once and a while. So many good songs from him and the musicians he’s worked with. Mr. Crowley has to be my favorite solo song too, but overall Ozzy songs I’d say War Pigs but the list of other possibilities is long…Paranoid, The Wizard, Sweet Leaf, etc.

by K_Dog on May 18, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just love playoff hockey

LOVE IT!
Can’t wait for tonight!!

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by PensFanInDenver on May 18, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

OT

That he can sing this and not only do we not get all defensive and uppity, but we laugh, is what makes Canada truly unique and great.
<http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e88da6a82/william-shatner-sings-o-canada>

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Waach, for the coffee that goes along with, well, my coffee this morning.

By the way, Bob Mackenzie doesn’t agree with you with regards to Manny. Last night, after the Bos/Tam game, he thinks there’s very little chance Manny comes back, plus he will need to be cleared one final time by a doctor before even having a chance to get into the game. I agree. Until he gets clearance from a medical professional, I wouldn’t risk his long term health with putting him into the games at this point. I think he’s just training in case he CAN somehow get clearance.

Duthie brought up another point. The last time someone came back from a really bad injury in the Stanley Cup…. Erik Cole and the Hurricanes in their series against Edmonton. Just sayin’

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

there's one thing that hasn't been brought up this far

and it’s pure speculation and not an informed opinion: How do we know he hasn’t received clearance. Maybe they’re just lying about it. Is that what it could be? Likely not. But I for one, believe.

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

snap

waach bringin the heat

by free_raffi on May 18, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair assessment. All I’m saying is, I won’t get too excited until it is announced he does get the clearance to play, that’s all =) We are all hopeful Manny will do well, and come back successfully from all of this.

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

im trying

not to get excited until i see him take a faceoff in a game lol

by free_raffi on May 18, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK i'd like to put a couple things out there

1: Why is he skating? He can skate anywhere, sit on the bike, go swimming, whatever u want to maintain his conditioning, why would he invite all the speculation? Also, it’s coming in to the off season, so there’s even less reason for him to need to be getting into game shape. Again, why invite the insane amounts of comment having him there will bring? To have him close to the team? Bullshit…he’s close to the team in the dressing room.
2: Why is he skating in full gear? Even if he was just skating to provide the team with moral support, why full gear?
3: Has anyone seen any of these alleged dr.s reports saying he’s either A: cleared or B: not cleared to play? No? didn’t think so.
4: AV’s response in the presser. Not once did he say ’Manny’s not cleared to play’ or ’Manny’s not going to play’. He very carefully said ’We’re not going to talk about that’ and ‘No, I’m not going to answer whether he’s been cleared to play’
5: He wore sunglasses everytime we saw him for quite some time. His eyes have been naked for a week and a half now, and frankly other than a little bit of a squint, they don’t even look bad. Of course, I’m no doctor.

Bearing these facts in mind I can think of two things going on here:
1: he’s going to play, and soon
2: AV and GMMG are going to great lengths to take the focus off what the rest of the team is doing. Which isn’t a bad idea, knowing the fishbowl that vancouver is for it’s home NHL players.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, just my thoughts on this.

Re: 1 and 2) He wants to play, no doubt about it. I think he’s training to get back in to game shape. I don’t doubt that too. But, my stance is that he’s training to get back into game shape, in the event that he gets clearance, rather than the other way around. No one will hit him, it’s probably a pretty safe environment, and thus, it’s he’s practicing with the team.

3) Nope. No one will know whether he’s cleared or not. This is just a matter of perception, and believing what each person chooses to.

5) That’s probably a stronger indication that the swelling has gone down, and what not, but it’s also possible that after surgery, his eyes can’t handle strong lighting. The fact he can see in bright lights maybe a strong signs of improvement, but not at all an indicator that he’s recovered to the point where he can play.

Sorry Twitch, but I won’t believe he’s ready until they announce it. And I just can’t see it any earlier than the SCF. We’ll disagree on this one. =P

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh

well i’m not really disagreeing with you, just pointing out some facts ;). The one that gets me is how they’re playing the press on it.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s option number 2. This takes questions away from plays on the ice, and doesn’t put more pressure on the players having to answer the inane questions that MSM comes up with. I"m sure they enjoy questions about Manny more than about Roberto playing the puck.

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/18/alain-vigneault-on-manny-malhotra-return-talk-dont-go-there/

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't go there

girlfrrriiend

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

11 goals scored last night. 33 points. 6 goals by Boston. 18 points. How many points did I get in the pool out of that? That’s right fuckin goose. Fuckin bruins.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

great read

its so fitting to be drinking a coffee and reading a coffee

by free_raffi on May 18, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Rejoice!
@WalkerBigTalker
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Looks like Tambellini in for Glass on #Canucks 4th line. Tamby off ice early. Glass still skating. #Sharks

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Yayyy. Now, any word on Ballard? :P

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Ballard skating on 5th pairing with Tanev”

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on May 18, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha… awww shit.

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, you referring to Tambo?

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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT REPLY FAIL

I WANT BALLARD TO AT LEAST PARTICIPATE IN PRACTICE. :(:(:(

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by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone

Practices in practice though….

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up

I’m excessively optimistic, kay.

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by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

5th pairing

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re wondering who the 4th pairing is it’s Alberts and Hamhuis (he’s double shifting).

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on May 18, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I demand

Many many snipes.
Top cheese

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

I think thegreek mentioned it in the other thread – Niemi has issues up top. Tambo can get that bitch top corner really fast.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA

My sister and were screaming top shelf all game during game 1.

They listened, thank heavens.

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by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I must be psychic

http://www.revolvermag.com/contests/win-an-autographed-copy-of-ozzy-osbournes-blizzard-of-ozzdiary-of-a-madman-deluxe-box-set.html

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

sadly

you need to be a US resident for this contest

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

* manically laughs to himself while shooting his gun *

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by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

grr

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, Seguin was the first teenager to record 4 points in a playoff game since Trevor Linden notched 4 against the Calgary Flames in 1989.

Holy hell.

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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

it's only been done

15 times total I think… the 4 points in one period. the usual suspects on that list: Gretzky, Lemieux, Richard, oh and that Ovechkin fella…

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This calls for some shots, I think

BrownieScott Scott Brown Van Sun
Sporting News names Daniel Sedin player of year, Alain Vigneault coach of the year and Mike Gillis exec of the year.

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

SHOTS SHOTS

SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS
SHOTS

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

sadtrombone
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Coach Vigneault does not expect Mikael Samuelsson to travel to San Jose for Games 3 & 4. #nowayjose

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

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Head coach Alain Vigneault has confirmed that Mikael Samuelsson will NOT travel with the Canucks for the rest of this series.

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Doesn’t sound like he’s going to be back before next year

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember, when was the injury and what was it?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on May 18, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had that lower body thing for a while, and then he spun really awkwardly in Nashville (3 or 4) and never came back

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Son of Sam

He helped us slay the dragon before going

by Wisp on May 18, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I can say is, he wasn’t very effective while fighting through that injury.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on May 18, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t, but we got a few key points from him that won us a pair of games.

If a cup is hoisted, his contributions are still important.

by Wisp on May 18, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

when slaying

dragons…there will be casualties

by free_raffi on May 18, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe there is a better chance of seeing Malhotra back than there is seeing Sammie back.

Do we need to replace #WinItForManny to #WinItForSammie?

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on May 18, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. #winitforManny.

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

so if the rapture is saturday

we’re going to be really fucked when the heavenly host takes away hamhuis

by Wisp on May 18, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Who will be joining me in hell folks?

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

then

i’ll be there for sure

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chuckles

Stalking burrows through the depths of hell.

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

except

it’ll be heaven for me.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you won’t be with AMFB, I will be! Muahahaha!

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over

my dead body.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be typical of being a Canucks fan

That the year they look like they might finally win the cup the world ends. Typical.

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

What is typical of a canucks fan is that the world may end and we’re more worried about not getting to see the stanley cup parade.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

well to be fair

it is on our bucket lists, right?

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything

is coming up milhouse.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hmm

@brodiebrazilCSN Jason Demers did not skate this morning.

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Demers is probably better than Huskins, so I’d say so

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My good friend who is a Sharks fan texted me before Game 1 once he heard that Huskins was in for Demers and said “Well, congrats on the Game 1 win”. And I’ve heard similar sentiments from other Sharks supporters. So I’d say yeah, solid advantage us.

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by Jevant on May 18, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a series with few advantages either way, it’s definitely better to have the older, rustier option out there.

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by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I hope Huskins plays 30 minutes.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something’s gone awfully wrong if he plays any more than 15.

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can

hope.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’ve seen a bajillion different versions of that scene…but never the original. I’ve always wondered what it’s from.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The original is from...

…the Ducks’ Stanley Cup highlights video.

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by ZenPop on May 18, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, they hired an actor to play Hitler?

I think he means the original movie. Whatever it’s from it looks like it’d be a pretty cool movie.

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm no

I know a little German and I’m preeettty sure he’s talking about the Canucks ;)

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon if the Ducks win the Cup...

Hitler was obviously involved.

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by ZenPop on May 18, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol good god you can't be being serious, can u?

no, I mean the original movie it’s from… and by the way, that video’s been used for a shit ton of different things, i’d doubt the ducks highlights woulda been first.

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. I can't be serious.

ha ha…

I think it’s from Downfall. Great performance by Bruno Ganz…

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by ZenPop on May 18, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler reacts to the Lakers being swept by the Mavs.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not the real subtitles

But the A-S-S was a nice try. Pretty obvious he’s talking about the Canucks tho.

by Canuckelhead on May 18, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So glad to read this post...

agreed.

The Canucks won game 1 because they played better. The Sharks will win game 2 because they play better. Science. Now get the hell away from the Bunsen Burner, Sedins!

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by ZenPop on May 18, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Huskins in

Tambo in?

Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned torching.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Chuckles, I still don’t understand your love of fire. I think you just might be a firebug.

by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a flamer

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 1:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He’s secretly an arsonist too. Show him a picture with a giant snake.

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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire snake?

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by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

well played.

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by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are all

terrible people.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you callin` you (terrible) people?

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by reggiedunlop on May 18, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You got hotlink’d

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howzitnow?

Who you callin hotlink’d??

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by reggiedunlop on May 18, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM A LEAD FARMER

MOTHAFUCKER

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 97

Shoot da puck, score da goals, Muthanuckahs!

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by reggiedunlop on May 18, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like speed

when defensemen get beat by our speed, they get torched.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Getting torched. Tonight the Nucks will torch the Sharks.
Big time.

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by PensFanInDenver on May 18, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I don’t usually take quotes from the comments of opposing teams, but I thought this was funny:

Just look at the (only) statue outside their rink…
Roger Neilson complaining about the refs…and they put up a STATUE to that??

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on May 18, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

funny on so many levels. Serious question…do they have a statue outside their rink? Of who, Sergey Brin? Steve Wozniak? Mark Spencer? John Chambers?? (if u get those last two, we probably work in the same industry…)

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they have any statue.

by SJKel on May 18, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT powaaaaaaaaaa!
And, as a girl in IT, there are not many of us…

by BECanucks on May 18, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

not IT…telecom

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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

People love to bring that up

As if it’s some major burn, or insight into the psyche of the team.
Nielson was a pioneer in coaching and technology. It was an iconic moment in Canucks history that started a playoff tradition. One that everyone else likes to poopoo, but doesn’t say anything about the dozens of other teams that took it up as well.

And hey – guess who’s been complaining about the refs more recently? Maybe we should move the statue to San Jose!

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by Semi_Colon on May 18, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not only that

but none of these teams would be waving their towels if not for Roger’s act. Kinda disrespectful to whittle that down to ‘complaining about the refs’. Couldn’t possibly take that more out of context.

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

more proof Joe Thornton's dive was the worst ever

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by Kent Basky on May 18, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah……

But Joe Thornton was tripped using a RED lightsaber. Geez. Get it right. =P

We all know how much more powerful Red ones are over green.

by jluglue on May 18, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

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