Sharks At Canucks Game 2 Preview: Leading On Your Death's Construction
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT
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Print| SHARKS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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| Time | Wed. 6:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus, RDS |
| Series | 1-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
3-2 Canucks |
| The Enemy | Fear The Fin, Battle Of California | Scoring Leaders | Kesler: 5-11-16 Clowe: 4-9-13 |
| Sharks |
Category | Canucks |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 4-3 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
5-3 |
| -1 |
Goals For / Against +/- | -2 |
| 2.86 (7) |
Goals Per Game | 2.36 (14) |
| 2.93 (10) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.50 (5) |
| 1.00 (7) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.91 (10) |
| 15.4 (10) |
Power Play % |
22.5 (5) |
| 82.1 (7) |
Penalty Kill % |
84.3 (6) |
| 36.0 (3) |
Shots Per Game | 31.9 (8) |
| 32.4 (9) |
Shots Against Per Game | 29.2 (3) |
| 66.7 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 75.0 |
| 3-2 |
Record When Leading After 1 | 4-2 |
| 2-3 |
Record When Trailing After 1 | 3-1 |
| 4-2 |
Record When Leading After 2 | 6-1 |
| 389 (2) |
Hits | 474 (1) |
| 262 (1) |
Blocked Shots |
177 (6) |
| 53.6 (1) |
Faceoffs % | 51.0 (6) |
| 13.3 (11) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
13.0 (10) |
| NHL.com |
I can see why Dan Boyle is complaining about the Canucks embellishing. Not only did the Canucks get 4 power plays to the Sharks' 1, the Sharks also cashed in on their only chance with the man advantage. It was only their 2nd PP goal since Game 3 in their series against the Dead Things. The Sharks' 15.4% PP efficiency in the playoffs is not so stellar and actually surprising. It's posturing by Boyle and Douglas Murray to complain about the embellishing and we'll see how it plays out in Game 2, if at all.
Mr. Plank from Fear The Fin praised the Sharks' PK in Game 1, which held the Canucks shot-less in 2 of 4 chances. However, the winning goal by Hank was scored on the PP.
The Sharks want to spend more time in the Canucks' zone in Game 2. They were complimentary of the Canucks' tight defence but vow to dump the puck in and win more battles down low. To make strong plays.
The Canucks can be relentless. We saw a lot of that in Game 1 in a come-from-behind win. Their physicality was superior to San Jose, and it seemed like Joe Pavelski was taking the brunt of the beating. I can't say how pleased I am with line 3's performance and the resurgence of the Sedins. The Sharks boast depth up front but the Canucks showed more of it. They also get their defence active in rushes and it was good to see Kevin Bieksa bag one. Let's hope all this continues.
MISC
-Slowly but surely Roberto Luongo's personal stats are getting better and better. The Canucks' goals against average is improving with it obviously.
-The Canucks have a 3-1 record in the playoffs when trailing after 1 in these playoffs. That is best in the NHL.
-Does Mason Raymond look poised to break out offensively? Yes. Is it going to happen in these playoffs? I'm running out of faith.
For anyone new here, we have a little score-predicting competition going on. In the comments section of this post (only in game preview posts) you can predict the score of the game, the winning team and the game winning goal scorer. See the lower left sidebar on our main page for the leaderboard. If you are unsure of how the points system works feel free to ask in the comments section.
LINKS
-Yankee has all the Canucks/Sharks links covered here.
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alexandre Burrows
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Christopher Higgins
Raffi Torres-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Victor Oreskovich-Cody Hodgson-Tanner Glass/Jeff Tambellini
SHARKS
Patrick Marleau-Joe Thornton-Devin Setoguchi
Ryane Clowe-Logan Couture-Dany Heatley
Torrey Mitchell-Joe Pavelski-Sir Finebark of the Woodshire
Ben Eager-Scott Nichol-Jamal Mayers/Ben Ferriero
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer
Antti Niemi
#31 / Goalie / San Jose Sharks
6-2
210
Aug 29, 1983
Profile: Ex Blackhawk so he's dead to me. Bury this bitch.
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Ryan Kesler: 5 goals and 7 assists in his last 6.
-Henrik Sedin: 2 goals and 4 assists in his last 4. He's aliiiiive.
-Raffi Torres: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3 games.
COLD
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 25.
-Alex Burrows: 2 assists in his last 5.
SHARKS
HOT
-Logan Couture: 4 goals and 1 assist in his last 5 games.
-Dan Boyle: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 6 games.
-Patrick Marleau: 2 goals in his last 2 games.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-F Mikael Samuelsson: lower body. Will not play in game 1.
SHARKS
-D Jason Demers: day to day. May play in Game 2.
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WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!!! OMG I LOVE PLAYOFF CANUCK HOCKEY
by Beantown Canuck on May 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s rumors. I hope that rumor is true.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
2 day layovers
My liver and marriage are tuned up for a game every second night……..lets gets back to some consistency or somethings not going to keep up Lets go Nucks!
You need to be more specific, all those names can mean so many things.
Yeah right?
Even my dog was getting into the rhythm of my rampant alcoholism.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Out with the Glass
In with the Tambo, I say!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Great pics
Love the diving one. I imagine it with a little Dan Boyle judge holding up a scorecard.
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I thought about it, but am adding a morbid Boyle pic instead
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by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
heheh, I should have talked to you earlier
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by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
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by nucksandpucks on May 18, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Love that canucks logo… 4-1 good guys, dank gwg
awesomesauceness....
by kiyotok on May 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I didn’t do the dive logo. I think Theo Fleury did. Or at least linked to it today
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by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He will
But it will be the projected 4th line winger Tambellini going around someone and shooting high to beat Niemi for the GWG
4-2
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
I hope we get to see
A snipe show
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
3-2 Canucks
Kesler
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PLAYOFF NUMBSKULL
what an awful thing to be
by Beantown Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Well look who it is!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Some people
Were wondering where you went.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Adjusting to my new job
and just taking a little break from the blogs. Nothing anyone did, just a little step back from all the negativity and now I’m ready to jump in again :)
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
between my two blogs
But again – nothing anyone in particular did or not one specific statement. I just took a little mental break before I got bitchy.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
for the love of god
I can’t EVER imagine you bitchy. At least not by MY baseline standards of bitchy-ness
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
oh it happens
and heaven help the person that has pushed me over the edge
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Hey, I’ll be sitting somewhere around there too! 19th row I think. To the left of Lou when you’re looking at down at the ice. Can’t remember the section.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
SJ is going to come out hard
from beginning to finish. The team we played in Game 1 was not the usual Sharks. Tomorrow… we see the true Sharks. And we better be fucking ready. Everyone, and I mean everyone, on that Sharks team is going to make us work our ass off for every puck. We play hard like we did in the third, and we win. Anything, even a smidgen less, and we’re fucked like a whole bunch of nihilists trying to extort Jeff Bridges.
4-3 Canucks, Keslord GWG. If we win, its going to be a fucking tight one. Actually, I don’t think we’ll win. But I can’t make a losing score prediction in the playoffs. Ive tried. My body seizes up and I wake up 4 hours later wearing someone else’s pants.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
my favorite hockey statement is still this one (one of the announcers said this)
You just have to keep whacking and whacking and whacking at it until somebody comes.
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
it was great
there was this long silence on air and then they both just started laughing like little school girls
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
That kinda reminds me of watching Jimmy Kimmel. They showed a clip of someone interviewing Twitch for Step Up 3D. She asks “Is it just like a bunch of dancers coming in your face?”
Did anyone hear Hughson use Dany Heatley and car wreck in the same sentence in game 1? haha. We laughed
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by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I get a sick feeling in my stomach
whenever they say “Heatley drives to the net”. I just want to yell “LOOK OUT!! HE’S GONNA KILL YOU!!!!”
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by Kent Basky on May 17, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ahaha!!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed that!
Damn. That is funny.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
on his way to UBC this morning
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uncool waach
I’m sorry, but i’d suggest you can’t be mad at people for saying personal things about theoren fleury then post this about heatley… (although, I did chuckle…)
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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Victim and offender. Entirely different.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
well, yes and no
both pretty hard things to go thru… which was more the point. An accidental death is still an accident, regardless of whether it happened cuz u screwed up or not… and killing your best buddy is probably not something that u can ever see being made light of, no?
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That’s the whole “too soon” argument. Most people can make light of death or even certain deaths the longer time goes on. But not everybody. I’m more red neck so you can guess my opinion on the matter.
and killing your best buddy is probably not something that u can ever see being made light of, no?
To me that’s picking and choosing, which turns into an argument that can never be resolved. Ever call Pelle Lindurgh: “Pelle Wall-banger”? Do you laugh at Michael Jackson jokes?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever call Pelle Lindurgh: "Pelle Wall-banger"? Do you laugh at Michael Jackson jokes?
No, and depends on the joke. I’m not comfortable with the michael jackson vs young boy jokes for 2 reasons: 1, I’m not sure it’s true (not saying it’s not, mind u, just that I dunno), and 2, it’s just not a funny subject. And heck, u know me and levels of appropriateness…i’m hardly a prude. It’s just hard for me to make fun of a death, especially when it’s a friend accidentally killing a friend. It’s not a knock against Waach or anyone else, obviously I don’t have any problem with the post-ers, just the content. It’s just outside my comfort bubble i guess. And my bubble’s pretty fucking big.
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One you caused and could have prevented.
One you endured and don’t deserve to be ridiculed for.
Especially when there’s so much else to insult Theo Fleury over.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I always chuckle
When they say “He got good wood on it”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
and when they talk about their "big sticks"
hockey has way too much sexual innuendo
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Johnathan Toews
Waist-down he is just huge!
by Beantown Canuck on May 17, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
so we hear
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 18, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
don’t make me or stacie post that Toews gif again!
don’t think we won’t do it.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
i think i have it handy somewhere…..
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haha
Stacie emailed it to me a couple of weeks ago.
Made my day!
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by PensFanInDenver on May 18, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
espn announcer
When you get served a big fat juicy one like that you gotta pound that
You need to be more specific, all those names can mean so many things.
werd
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You understand
the jist of what Im saying.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SJ isgoing to come out hard
from beginningto finish.The team we played in Game 1 was not the usual Sharks. Tomorrow… we see the true Sharks. Andwe better be fuckingready.Everyone, and I mean everyone,on that Sharks teamis going to make uswork our assoff for every puck. We playhardlike we did in the third,and we win.Anything, even a smidgen less,andwe’refuckedlikea whole bunch of nihiliststrying to extort Jeff Bridges.
4-3 Canucks, Keslord GWG. If we win,its going to be a fucking tight one.Actually, I don’t think we’ll win. But I can’t make a losing score prediction in the playoffs. Ive tried. My body seizes up and I wake up 4 hours laterwearing someone else’s pants.
There was so many but that’s the best I could come up with. I don’t know why my mind is in the gutter today.
haha
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You are all
children.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
are
awesome
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
.
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
3-1 Canucks
Sami Salo FTMFW
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ME LIKE.
Surprised Salo hasn’t found a way onto the injury list knock on wood
Crap now that I’ve said it consider it a done deal.
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by raincity on May 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lose us
a game.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Double standards
How do they work?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s that line from?
Going to church makes you a Christian just as much as standing in a garage makes you a car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Nah only joking, it's terrible
Brilliant response.
I’ve never listened to an ICP song because they’re fucking shit but I know I’ve heard that line somewhere else.
If I didn’t know ICP was horrible before, it’s cemented in my mind now.
Going to church makes you a Christian just as much as standing in a garage makes you a car.
magic
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
UGH
THIS REMINDS ME OF MY AV HATE LAST YEAR CAUSE OF HIS SITTING OUT JANNIK HANSEN.
ix
Coconuts go.™
4-3 Nucks
It’s going to be tough, and I’m far from certain, but I think we’ll. It’s going to be nuts though,
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
*we’ll win
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
GWG?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Woops! Distracted….I’ll say AMFB again.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Getting distracted by
the gun show, obviously.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Watch out for the guns
they’ll get ya.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
skinny
but with darker skin
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
this isn't
the place to talk about Men’s magazines. Only serious hockey business here.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Groan…..
Love your sig, by the way!
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. - the late, great Leslie Nielsen
Tambs
I want to see Tambellini skate full ice and stop speedy Setoguchi on a breakaway or something.
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by Toma (310 To Overtime) on May 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Score Predicting Wizards List updated:
(Last updated: May 17)
jluglue: 8
beardstache: 7
Jevant: 6
Sean Zandberg: 6
Chocolate: 5
Lingyis: 5
PensFanInDenver: 5
andrew21nz: 4
eightyseven: 4
Passive Voice: 4
spriteofice: 4
Only nucklord picked Hank to score the winner. Many got the 3-2 Canucks prediction right.
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I'm still
Not on the board!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
me too
…sucks…
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Well Twitchy you do have 3 points. So you are on the main board
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I still have 0
President’s Trophy curse!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
oh...heh
“I’m not the worst! I’m not the worst! I’m not the worst!”
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
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by Twitchy2010 on May 18, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Hah.
Semi is! Semi is! Semi is!
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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw you guys!
I was the best wizard over 82 games! That’s a lot harder
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The man makes a good point
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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah?
so, by that logic, the Canucks should be happy with the president’s trophy and call it a day? :P
Don’t worry semi, i wasn’t saying you’re the worst…just that i’m not. Unlike my regular season performance.
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Woohoo!
I’ve got 5 points now. Watch out!!!
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on May 18, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks, Kesler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Canucks win 4-2/MayRay gets GWG
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
I love Shark’s liver. I can eat that shit morning, noon and night.
I like to eat it with a flava base
I like to eat it at Rogers Place
I wash it down with Heatley’s tears
And probably a few cold beers
4-2 Nucks. Dank. Book that shit!
Win it for Manny!
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Got some lulz for y'all
There’s the “progressive” part of Vancouver…
You know, the part with the million-dollar condos and and trees and such. That’s what people think of when they hear "Vancouver".
Then you have the rest of it – sprawling, overpriced slums practically controlled by the Asian mob and the drug trade. Vancouver is Canada’s biggest lie. And the people from the "progressive" part are just so damn pretentious. It’s annoying. They think they’re better than the rest of Canada.
Myself, I’ve lived in small towns all my life. I hate the big city. Cities like Montreal and Ottawa get huge brownie points from me for having some really great people and culture. So I don’t hate on them too much. Vancouver and Toronto though… Fuck man, they’re just awful.
“What has two thumbs and resembles a tool shed… THIS GUY.”
“Why a tool shed?”
“It’s where all the hoes are at.”
by Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto on May 15, 2011 3:28 PM PDT
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 1:20 AM PDT reply actions
Forgive me Angy
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Fear
The Fin. Should be the bottom of the page.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually
scroll up a little when the link open. You’ll figure it out.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
opens*
at the*
fuck I need to sleep at reasonable times.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Man.
If only I could be as well adjusted as this guy..
Win it for Manny!
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Not sure what the big deal is...
While it could have been a bit more diplomatically put, you can’t fault the guy for his opinion – it’s neither more nor less wrong than anyone’s. It’s kind of hard to mock the dude for not liking what you like!
In fact, in the broad strokes, I agree with him. I hate big cities, Vancouver being no exception. For me, they’re hellholes. “Overpriced slums”, as he puts it, wouldn’t be far off from my opinion! Of course, many others would vehemently disagree.
Point being, not liking Vancouver (or other cities, etc) doesn’t exactly make this guy either A) a troll or B) wrong.
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Its more the context of the
whole thread. I might even agree with you. I have been thinking of getting out of this big city for one of the smaller ones.
I grew up in small towns, so I get that vibe.
On A, its more just being a Richard than a troll, he was on the SJ thread, so whatever right?
But on B, I kinda just shook my head, the Asian drug gangs thing was a nice touch. I like how he does not hold back on Toronto either in the thread, at least he is consistent right?
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Im making fun of him because he makes Vancouver
out to be the Rio of Canada, as Semi put it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
You have to love “They think they’re better than the rest of Canada” stuff, because every time a person pulls that out it’s because they’re truly unhappy with their lives and where they live. It’s literally dripping with jealousy and that’s awesome.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
besides,,,
…we KNOW we’re better than the rest of em… :P
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4-3 Nucks Tambo :)
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
4-3 Nucks
KesLord GWG
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
4-2 Nucks
Hansen for the GWG
For bonus (dare I say brownie) points mr everything with the empty netter.
by Tink for Nucks on May 18, 2011 5:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Feel for me
I am in disneyworld and am doubtful I’ll get to see the game tonight. I couldnt even get the Tampa game last night in my hotel room and I’m in Florida. I know ESPN zone will have it but 9:00 pm might be a late start for our eight year old. I’ll be with you and the boys in spirit though.
Go Canucks Go!
by Tink for Nucks on May 18, 2011 5:18 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
If you can get a shot of Mickey with a Canucks flag, we may just pay you.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
2-1 Nucks
Talk , talk, talk about scoring this series and instead……the goalies show up.
Edler GWG
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except without the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
That’s awesome. Always loved Lanny. He was at the Hockey House last year the night I went. I saw the ’stache in person! :)
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
attaboy
Lanny
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
5-3 Canucks
AMFB FTW
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Sometime soon
I hope to see that Goals For/Against get back into the positives…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Sure, as long as we keep winning. =) I can’t care less if we get shelled 8-1 for one game, then win 3-2 for the next 4.
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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s just it. Games 4 and 5 against the Hawks killed that +/- but we still made them golf anyway
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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Nucks
Hansen on a breakaway.
Empty netter for Dank
Canucks 4-2
Raymond = GWG
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
4-2 nucks, Monsieur Burrows. Did I spell that right? I don’t speak French…I’ll stick with AMFB next time.
So excited, I’ll be there cheering them on. This is putting a dent in my house fund, but screw it. I can have a house without a sofa right?
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 8:35 AM PDT reply actions
In important news
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. MANNY MALHOTRA!
ix
Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 8:46 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You mean
holy super mega awesome?
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Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
4-2 Nucks
Ehrhoff GWG but I’m calling that Burrows, Hansen and Keslord put up the other three goals, because damnit i want them to.
I heart Kesler. Luu is my hero, and no just G-d would let the world end before the Canucks get the ultimate prize!
Shark fan here...
…not here to talk any shit. Actually think the Shark and Canuck logos at the top are hysterical. Well done.
That, and even though he’s one of your guys, we in Shark land wish Manny a happy bday too, and a successful full recovery and return to winning every damn faceoff, and doing all the little things right. We miss him.
No comment on tonight’s game. We both know who we’re rooting for and the desired outcome. Just hope it’s another good, tight game.
by rumpledforeskin on May 18, 2011 9:09 AM PDT reply actions
you can still participate in your pointless/prizeless score-guessing game, just for kicks.
And since we know of your allegiance, we won’t be calling you a numbskull either!
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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Sharks in OT
Pavs banks it in off Erhoff’s butt as he’s getting steamrolled yet again.
Just posting that on a Canuck board makes me a numbskull…but thanks.
by rumpledforeskin on May 18, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
NUMBSKULL!
Vancouverguy doesn’t speak for me… cheeky!
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Damn!
I even tried to save you the trouble.
by rumpledforeskin on May 18, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Beantown is the chief culprit of this, and he decided members of other allegiances don’t need the numbskull treatment. After all, you’re only a real numbskull if you choose your own team to lose.
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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
3--4 Nucks
The KesLord FTW
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by PensFanInDenver on May 18, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions
5-3 Canucks
Daniel with the winner.
Sharks try to generate more offense and the Canucks take advantage of the looser play.
"We do sex every day? I'm missing out on something!" - AV
HAHAHAHAHHA
ARE THE CANUCKS READY?!?!
HI-YA!
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Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
what in the hell...
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Prolly listening to Kung-Fu Fighting or something
I’m surprised Salo didn’t hurt himself.
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Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
That is from the regular season…and I love it!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rome looks soo unimpressed.
And where does anyone see Salo?
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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i think
it was when sami was still out that this happened.
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Not unimpressed..
FOCUSED!!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf?
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oh no you di’int…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
damn I forgot my little smiley face after that so you would know I was kidding :D
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
Smiley faces makes everything better.
UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 18, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
How is that trainer still alive?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
His Olympic Gold Medal saved him. It created a gold shield around his body. It does that when it senses danger.
/can’t see the gif very well
//assumes it’s Pat O’Neill
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
/did this wrong on purpose but no one noticed
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, the logo is great. A+
UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 18, 2011 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
3-1 Nucks, the Keslord
Just call me Ili.
First user of the acronym TSP.
Two down, two to go.
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by TXCanucklehead on May 18, 2011 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
4-3 Canucks
Dank ftw
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Gonna be watching the game at a friend's house then going to soccer
so someone else post the pictures of ladies and Patrick Dempsey and celebration gifs if we win.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Only if you curse profusely
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by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Just whisper: “Demitra” to Canuckles.
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by Vancouverguy on May 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there
any way else that I curse?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome, thanks for joining up!
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 18, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to say
5-3 Canucks, but let’s be honest hear – we don’t get 5 goals anymore!
4-3 Canucks, Snipe Show Tambellini with the winner!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
3-2 Sharks
Boyle.
ducks
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"They gave me a choice: jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a war going on, I probably would have apologized."
bean...?
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I would pick the Sharks in this one too because I thought the first 2 would be a split. So I bet Sharks in game 1 and got burned. Screw it. I\m picking 3-2 or 4-3 Canucks for the rest of this series. Gotta catch jluglue
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by Sean Zandberg on May 18, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright
So who picked 7-3? Anyone…? anyone..? Bueller?
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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