A Little Bit Of Get Us To Game Two Before We All Go Insane
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 7:37 AM PDT
in NHL Links
Email
Print
I don't feel like dragging on the comments from Fanny Boyle and Dog's Murray into a second day, but feel free to do so yourself in the comments. In the meantime, some new links to chew on:
- Hodgson is loving the ride so far.
- Vancouver has had their eye on Lapierre since last year's playoffs.
- Jannik Hansen ragging on Mason Raymond is like two puppies fighting. AWWWW.
- Down Goes Brown picks up and runs with the "Vancouver as Canada's Team" thread.
- Some more about the track record of Roberto Luo.....yaaawn.
- Damn it, how did we never use this Torres headline?
- Eddie Lack: our next back-up superstar?
- Your Canucks Flag and "organic incendiary devices" story for the day.
- The we're-one-year-late to the Green Men story continues.
- Two CHB'ers discuss game one over email.
- If you needed another reason to dig Bieksa, here's one: he superpunched Fedor Fedorov back in the day.
- The Sharks need a better effort from the Clowe line tomorrow.
- Demers should be ready for game two, pushing that Huskins fellow back to the Ballard box.
- Niemi's last two seasons have been pretty incredible.
- Behind the Net with the art of the shot block.
- NHL scores on your wrist watch? Wait people still wear watches?
- That Atlanta/Winnipeg news from yesterday feels a bit more accurate if this report is true.
- Lastly and quite off-topic: peanut zombies.
396 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
demer's
Demer’s is built out of the same mold a lot of the Canuck d-men are; “Cover me, cuz I’m going in.” Definitely an offensive weapon. Should bolster the Shark’s attack considerably. I thought he was somewhat of a defensive liability, but I see he ended the season a +19.
Yeah, being paired with Vlasic has helped him too. It was a pleasant surprise to see him scratched in game one.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
He's devloped nicely
He worked on his core strength and speed last summer so he can be a sneaky hitter. He’s gotten better defensively too. Last year he was our 7th dman for offensive situations only, but he has improved a ton defensively. I miss him.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he faster than
Huskins? They seemed to be passing to give guys a rush at blowing by on the wing…
He can’t turn as fast as Boyle is for sure!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
Oh yeah, he's faster than Huskins
He’s just about better than Huskins in every possible way hahaha Well except for in # of SC rings, but Huskins probably did nothing to get that ring anyways.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Kent Huskins strikes me as a prime example of why “# of SC rings” is never a good factor when determining a player’s value.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Yeah, exactly
Eager too… and Wallin… Oh crap
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
We all know the Vancouver Canucks stunk it up during most of their four decades in the NHL — before this season. It is ironic, then, that poo bombs police believe are related to this prominent Canuck flag in Dallas, were exploded this past weekend just as the NHL squad is smelling as sweet as it ever has. If you know a closet San Jose Sharks fan with odd bowel habits, you are asked to call Kamloops Mounties at 250-828-3000.
I don’t know what’s worse: that this happened in my hometown, or that the writer of this article was given the go ahead to write that caption.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
After a game one night, several of the Moose players gathered in their favourite haunt near the rink. Bieksa was there and accidentally bumped the table of Moose forward Fedor Fedorov, spilling the beer of Sergei Fedorov’s younger brother.
Bieksa apologized and offered his teammate a new pint. Fedorov instead challenged the rookie to a fight in the parking lot. One punch later, Fedorov needed 10 stitches to close a gash on his forehead.
Bieksa figured his punch smashed any chance he had to sign with the Canucks, who selected the defenceman in the fifth round (151st overall) in 2001. Then Vancouver assistant GM Steve Tambellini phoned Burke to tell him about the Bieksa-Fedorov scrap the next morning.
Tambellini informed Burke about Bieksa’s sentiments that he blew his future with the Canucks. “Tell him we’ll sign him,” Burke told Tambellini. The Canucks did sign him and he’s been a fixture on Vancouver’s blue line since the 2004-05 lockout.
This is an awesome story.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Way to go Bieska!
What a beauty
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Gold.
How much would you have paid to be there to witness that?
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Ahhh! You're turning into Luongo!
that’s a forsure.
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit
Juice
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
THIRD-TIER LEAFS PROSPECTS ARE YOU LISTENING? PUNCH A RUSSIAN
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
here's your "who the hell saw this coming?" moment of the day...
The latest talk swirling around the financially ailing Atlanta Thrashers has the team possibly staying in Atlanta courtesy of – wait for it – Atlanta hip hop artist and producer Lil’ Jon and big-time film and TV producer Jerry Bruckheimer, reports Atlanta Business Chronicle broadcast partner WXIA-TV. Might sound a little out there, but Bruckheimer has pockets deep enough to buy the team and several others, and Lil Jon, a big success in hip hop, and who has made many new fans courtesy of his run on the most recent installment of "The Apprentice" television show, has loved Atlanta hockey for years going back to the Atlanta Flames.
The latest twist regarding a possible future purchase was broadcast early Tuesday on WXIA-TV. The story comes amidst a growing number of media reports in Atlanta and Canada that talks are underway between the Atlanta Spirit LLC which owns the Thrashers and True North Sports and Entertainment, a group in Canada that wants to move another NHL team there. Most media reports say any new team would most likely be based in Winnipeg. The Winnipeg Free Press reports this week the NHL has prepared two draft schedules for the Thrashers, one that has the team playing in Atlanta, and another with the team in Canada.
Lil’ Jon, interestingly, was featured on the Thrashers’ website in 2006, when the Stanley Cup made a visit to Atlanta. The musician proudly posed with the trophy and talked about his love for the game going back to Flames games at the Omni.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Whoa
That’s out of left field.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yeah
but think of the pregame shows. EPIC? oh hell, yes…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Wasn’t Bruckheimer intersted in bringing a franchise to Vegas? That was his goal, wasn’t it?
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
yep
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
Isn’t Anson Carter involved somehow too?
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
i want to see this happen. throw tom glavine in as the white person to present to corporate sponsors and you’re fucking golden.
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HURRRRR DURRRRR CRUNK JUICE
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
what's more surprising?
Lil’ Jon being a huge hockey fan, or that ANYONE wants to spend money to keep a hockey team in Atlanta?
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 17, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha!
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of the inane Luongo stories
Here’s one on Niemi:
He’s perfect ‘when it counts’
Unlike Luongo, who is consistently fucks up ‘when it counts’. According to everyone
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Technically he is (Niemi I mean), but boiling it down to a juicy soundbyte almost never works. Not even for Niemi whose success has been largely driven by being on two ridiculously strong teams. Luongo certainly hasn’t had that gift, few have. If all people want to remember about Luongo is something in 140 characters they’re ignoring his whole story as an athlete.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
perfect when it counts...
except on 3rd period power plays for the opposing team, apparently
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
0r
when shots are high. I don’t get it. Shoot high on this guy and you are golden. He goes for the “shut off everything down low and trust my dee to crash the front before their dee” style.
Fucking rebounds there all the time too. But when guys get their shot up, he is not “perfect when it counts” as often, anyhow
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
thanks for covering the links, Yankee.
today is my 6th of 7 straight 8-hour work days…..
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
Ick
I am on 12 glorious days off. Wifey leaves for Vegas today, too.
Now I just have to stay out of trouble :)
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
as of thursday, i pretty much have the long weekend off, save for a couple 4-hour shifts on friday morning and saturday evening.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
No game interference. Perfect.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
complete game interference!!!
working through games 1 & 2 of this series, missed several other games so far this postseason!!!
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
What's with you two
Going to Vegas separately?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
We both went last month. She’s doing the girls trip this time. Sounds like a bunch of people we know will be down there at the same time though.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
So instead of you going as well to see said people, you’re going to sit around home on your vacation?? I guess it’s easier to get hookers and blow that way
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
She’s pretty much going for free through her friend. I’ll be busting my ass around the house now that the weather is finally clearing up.
It’s all good. Bunch of stuff I really want to get done anyways. Plus, Vegas can get a little pricey.
Whenever people find out I’m home alone, I get dinner invites out the ying yang. They must think I’m incapable of taking care of myself. Which may or may not be true.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
really?
We just checked for the WSOP, and I can get flights from bellingham and hotel for 2 weeks for $589 right now. Sure it’s at the rio, but the rio isn’t horrible (if not awesome) and that’s 15 bux a day per person! With a kitchenette!
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Maybe he means pricy
As in “I lose a lot of money gambling” pricy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
no problem
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice job, sir.
Packed alot of stuff in there today. Thanks.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Raffi Torres Anagram
Fear First Or
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
Aaron Rome = A Rare Moon
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Because you notice him
Once in a blue moon
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
that’s not a bad thing
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Ballard has a bunch
Hard to pick just one. Sadly none had “press box” or “doghouse” in them
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Bait Dark Hell
Sounds pretty appropriate though
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Alain Vigneault = Anal Naive Guilt
(Keep that handy for the dark times)
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Manny Malhotra = Marathon Manly
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Also useful
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
CoHo = Sync Godhood
Is it a sign? I think it’s a sign
Also Condo Dog Shy, which is a little odd
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Dog condo shy
That should be Ballard’s
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Raffi Torres Anagram: Sharks' fan edition
That Piece Of Crap whose Cheap Shot Ruined Marco Sturm.
…wait. I think I’m doing that wrong.
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
long memory...
…I’ve saved those tears in a glass and just poured it into my coffee before I typed those words… ha ha…
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Ειρήνη, ελληνικό άτομο
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Thanks...
as a fellow Greek, I’ll try to make my yia yia proud… ha ha…
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Maybe you could have used them to brush your tooth :)
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
by kesrows on May 17, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
for multi layered insult
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
incisor humor
I brush that kind of thing off…
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Oh stop. We all know Germans don’t play hockey. Just ask that FABULOUS LOOKING MAN EHRHOFF.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
He has great lips
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Some of us have reached big-time status!
They got their own hate-mail from an Ehrhoff-sympathizer.
That’s where that reference is from, anyways.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
There was a hate email a couple of the writers here got after people criticized Hoff after a couple bad games in which the email writer talked about all his wonderful characteristics, lips included
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i saw that
haha it was very interesting, its gotta be a girl with some time on her hands, cause that would be a serious man crush for sure. maybe it was the hoff himself? or a relative haha
mrs ehrhoff
writing cuz we’re picking on her boy!
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm
thats a good bet, i mean i love everyone on the nucks as much as the next guy..just not in a creepy sexual way…with the exception of raffi and his tattoos…i heard he did 25 years for a double homicide.. but got out cause he took out the warden with headshot…
for my full real name:
naked nanny frilly
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
Interesting take on our defense VS Detroits
"I think they’re more physical as a unit than Detroit is," said Sharks rookie Logan Couture. "They don’t have a guy like (Nicklas) Kronwall, who makes the big hits, but I’d say their one through six is more physical. Patty Marleau played against Stuart a lot in the last series and he can make a lot of defencemen look bad and struggle, and maybe we did do that. But as far as moving the puck, I think Detroit is every bit as good as these guys."
"With Detroit, their guys held the puck a little longer, going D to D, trying to give their forwards some time to build up speed," added Ryan Clowe. "With these guys, it’s right out of the zone as quick as they can, even at the expense of making a play sometimes.
"But in many ways they’re the same. Just as (Jonathan) Ericsson, (Ruslan) Salei and (Niklas) Kronwall came down on the pinch, these guys do the same. At the end of that series, we were able to expose them a little and pick up a couple of two-on-ones. Maybe they’re a little more mobile here but for me what stood out was how well they stood up. They got great backside help and they caused us to misread at times. You think you’re on a three-on-two and you expect them to back off a little, then suddenly they’re right in your face. And of course, our line was so bad we kept turning it over at the blueline anyway."
The bottom line, as this series goes on, will come down to who makes the better adjustments. And the Sharks are definitely planning some.
"If anything, we didn’t get deep enough on the forecheck," said Dany Heatley. "These guys move the puck so quick, that second guy has to be in there on them quick, or it’s out."
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
And of course, our line was so bad we kept turning it over at the blueline anyway.
Best quote.
And I think the Canucks are expecting that deep in on the forecheck, which is why they’re getting it “right out of the zone as quick as they can”. That seems to be the way to stall the Sharks – get it out quick before they can set up and force them to play coming through the neutral zone, which they aren’t as good at.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It’s similar to what the Preds did: get in their face quickly before they move the puck or just toss it for icing. Chicago to a lesser extent but still plenty of odd-man rushes though the first two rounds.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Be interesting to see if they look at the Hawks series and start trying to employ the stretch pass Chicago was sometimes successful with.
Think we’ll definitely be getting a different look from their forecheck tomorrow.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Also somewhat suspect to see the Alberts mention at the end of the article. With such a fine line for error, and the opponent lauding the defensive foot speed from game one, Alberts seems like a bad match.
(Did I just compliment Rome? I couldn’t have…)
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Alberts should only be inserted into the lineup as an adjustment if the Sharks change their gameplan entirely. The guys on the ice now (Rather have Ballard than Rome) are doing a more than capable job in front of the net.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
At this point I don’t know how Ballard goes back in unless there’s an injury.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
grumble grumble
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I could be wrong. He’s an adjustment option if the Sharks win tomorrow or get him in there sometime in SJ just to shake the rust. But AV seems fairly content with Rome there.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Rome’s been invisible, and I guess that’s all you’re asking for from your 6th D. As long as you don’t hear his name called, then that’s pretty much a win for his part.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
yes
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
grumble grumble
i have nothing against rome, i just really like ballard, and his style of play. and foot speed wouldnt not be an issue… and a hip check would be nice to see…wallin
Notice how the Canucks stopped doing hip checks after the clipping call? I see a few guys threatening to do one (even Error last game) but the cone has silenced in that regard
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is really really bad
That was such a bad call, and now everyone’s afraid of doing them for fear of being called again. Of course, Ballard has been the main thrower of hips lately, and he’s not playing. Hey, come to think of it – did he get benched after that game?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
if thats
the reason he got benched it would be plain stupid, its gotta be something else no one can see. the thing is tho, how many calls have come from “clean” body checks..theres always a chance you get a charge or an elbow etc, so a hip check should still be part of the canuck weaponry
he taught the other guys
Juice and Rome and even Edler are trying it out.
Just imagine a guy Eddy’s size pulling it off for a sec…would be New-Cle-Er
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
I like this one
“If anything, we didn’t get deep enough on the forecheck,” said Dany Heatley. “These guys move the puck so quick, that second guy has to be in there on them quick, or it’s out.”
Because that is the essence of the game, basically. Its all about that forechecker / defender confrontation.
Also because its basically saying we have to be faster, because most guys usually can’t get that much faster than they already are, you know? ;-)
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
lifted off twitter
The food chain…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Hmm, doesn’t quite work in the east. Bears eat French Canadians and… what the hell’s a Flyer?
Lightning strike hits Penguins and… Capitals?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 17, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
New GJ mask
http://www.bclocalnews.com/bc_north/terracestandard/news/121835774.html
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
but where did the pretzel go?!?!
Okay I guess it was supposed to be a mask, but we always thought the thing on the side of his helmet looked very pretzel-like. Whenever they won a game where Schneider had goalied, we’d imagine that the Canucks were inspired to win so that Corey would reward them with, “Well done. You may now line up and touch the pretzel. ONCE.”
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
thats a dope mask
blows luuuuu’s mask out of the water for sure, but the pretzel will be missed for sure, but i didnt really like his mask before anyways
Some interesting stuff on Friedman’s 30 thoughts
Daniel blocked a shot late in Game 1 against San Jose and was mercilessly ripped by his teammates. He actually fell and slid into it skate-first. They asked him when he learned to play baseball.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
uh oh. Don’t tell FTF. They were upset Hank was offering to trade jerseys with Dank….
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Were they really upset?
What is there to be upset about?
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
some of them were up in arms about how that attitude would bite us in the ass once we’re the ones getting beaten.
At least Mr. Plank is level-headed, and tried to tell everyone that it was no big deal. I concur with his statements.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
RED ALERT!!!
@ElliottPap: Manny Malhotra skating in full gear today at UBC 25 minutes before start of 11 am Canuck practice
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
The HMCS HopeHopeHope
Is chugging on out into the ocean full steam now!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
How long do you think it’ll take for Manny to get ready, once he’s cleared?
He’ll have to get back into game shape for sure, and that’ll take at least 1-2 weeks.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh Jesus. I repent of all my sins…
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Not if he plays fourth-line minutes...
for the first few games.
Manny could be used sparingly and in key defensive face-off situations and then play 4th-line minutes (about 10 or so per game).
by east_van_joe on May 17, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun with equipment
The plot thickens:
ElliottPapElliott Pap
by passittobulis
Manny Malhotra skating in full gear today at UBC 25 minutes before start of 11 am Canuck practice. #vansuncanucks
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
its more fun with equipment...
right?? i know im kinda day dreaming here but how nice would the bottom six look with manny as 3LC and lapierre filling 4LC? thats something i would like to see… i mean i did use my bday wish on manny, so karma has to come back around no?
if manny does play
and that’s still a big if (I’ll believe it when I see it), he’d probably start as 4C and play 4th line minutes. Take big face offs only.
That would be my thought as well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
ok thats a fair assumtion
but could you imagine a healthy manny?? dare to dream haha, ive got the impression he wont be back, but i cant wait to see him out next season
I think this is what Van is trying to do
A Western Conference coach had a very interesting breakdown of how he’d attack the Sharks. All of their puck-moving defencemen (Dan Boyle, Jason Demers, Ian White) are on the right side. “The only guy on the left who can really make a pass is Marc-Eduard Vlasic,” he said. He’d have his players throw it into the right corner, clobber one of those three, and make them pass it to the left-siders. Detroit really punished them with a similar idea.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
This is an excellent point I hadn’t even considered. Very sound strategy.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
That’s awesome insight. I love how we get to hear about this, and not just the same old “play hard, max effort” crap that the coaches say to the media every day.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Just need to do it with a hip check
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
heh. clip that big bastard for all he’s worth.
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably would be clipping because he’s so tall.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Also
For those teams wondering about goaltending: I think it’s going to take a huge offer to get Cory Schneider out of Vancouver. He’s got one more season before restricted free agency at $900,000 US. They’re not giving him away.
These are from Elliot’s 30 thoughts by the way
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Cough Packaged for Parise. Cough
Don’t mind me. I’m day-dreaming.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
DO WANT PARISE
OR JVR
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Prospects. Solid prospects. We have a rapidly aging core.
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Hank and Dank are only 31
Luie is 32. Kes is 26. Juice and Hammer are both 28. Edler is 24 I think. Manny is 29. Burr is 30.
They’re older than CHI’s core, but we ain’t Detoilet.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
for serious
also, the Sedins were pretty late bloomers. Who knows, they could still be competitive into their late 30’s.
It doen't matter how late they bloomed
Their bodies were still playing in the NHL since 2000. In five years we will need some young guns ready to step in more then we need a first or second line guy now.
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I consider the core
The Sedins, Luongo and Kesler. Which makes 3/4 of our core in their 30’s. So what can we expect 5 more years until they aren’t legitimate first liners?
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s no such thing as “only 31” in professional sports. :D
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
there is
on the red wings
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as don't want for some reason
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL SIR
YOU ARE WRONG
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BE STILL MY HEART
benkuzma Ben Kuzma
Now Malhotra in full equipment at #Canucks practice at UBC.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
poor zandberg...
he’ll be chewing on wafers and drinking one mouthful of grape juice in no time.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
halleluiah! Mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the Lord!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously
it’s getting to the point where AV and MG are just insulting our intelligence. He hangs out in the room “He’s a go between!” ok, I get that. He skates in sweats “He’s just having fun” riiiiight…ok, I guess it’s possible. He skates in full gear “it’s just about having manny close to the team.” Really?? REALLY AV???? Do you think we’re all as stupid as an Ed Willes article?
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Today when asked
In the interview on CDC, “I want him around the team”…then bristled at any questions that even hinted about status of injury, pulling out the head swivel and “anything else?” that usually signals change the fucking subject.
In or out, it is a great story, and it keeps Manny engaged. As soon as the docs say he is OK to get hit and such, then it becomes the big story.
Until then, I think they are just fucking with us a bit
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
it’s getting to the point where AV and MG are just insulting our intelligence
C’mon. Really? What the hell explanation does he owe us? NOTHING. I love this coy shit. You’re reading too much into everything is my guess. Are you a conspiracy theorist per chance? :)
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
It’s just like when Salo was “on the recovery”. They really played that one well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I thought it was gold
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
keep everyone else guessing.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
Beantown really nailed that one, to Section’s dismay
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
seems to me that when willie mitchell was legitimately ruined for the year last spring, biexa mentioned how willie had come into the room one day after one of the chicago losses and how it was good to see him. the impression i got was that nobody’d seen him in forever. so, and i don’t think I’m at all making a huge leap here, if badly-injured guys aren’t around…and malhotra is around….HE’S COMPLETELY HEALTHY
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Concussion
Is a bit different though. Especially a bad one where lights and noises make you hurt
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
hey semi look over there it’s a winged biteme.
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are very rare
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
This kid
knows all the players and the schedule.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
holy shit
i didn’t remember who we played on dec 28th, and that was my birthday…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
@FarhanLaljiTSN
Farhan Lalji
#AV says “I just want Manny around the team”. Nothing more than that. Won’t discuss his physical situation. #Canucks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What Game 6? It’s over in 4! haha. I kid
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he had to have another procedure first
Maybe he’s skating in the event that procedure goes well?
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hosea24hours – “Maybe there will be some changes” – Vigneault on Tamby skating on fourth line in place of Glass today.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
YES YES YES
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Let's not get crazy here
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I like you
You so funny.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Ballard probably got demoted from the press box and will be selling hotdogs in the stands.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Hahaha.
Am I the only person hoping that Rome badly blows a game for us so Ballard can get in before Rome badly blows a really important game for us?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
i dont
wanna see him blow a play…maybe give up a couple scoring chances where luu has to bail him out? then ballard comes to the rescue!
You are so not alone. I would rather he scares the shit out of us without blowing the game though.
I give him credit though, it’s not anything against him. Just want Ballard in.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
I'd like to see Ballard play more
But I also trust Rome.
This is true. Fair enough.
Hopefully next year we won’t need to have this discussion because Ballard is playing on a Eastern Conference team where he can’t hurt us, or something like that.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I believe he’ll probably be simply given away. Some team will see what it was that GMMG saw. But I wouldn’t be expecting much back.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Oi
We better be keeping Hoff and Bieksa then. I really think he could fit in here. Just had a bad start to the year and that first impression never left, even when he started playing well later.
A solid offseason and training camp (he did have pretty big surgery last summer) and he could be right there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Now way we can afford both
Agree with it or not Hoff was thrown around in Norris talk this year. Combine that with a deep run in the playoffs and we can probably forget about signing him. Some G.M. will give him #1 Dman money. We can probably kiss Chris Higgins goodbye after the way he’s played this post season too. Both good problems to have really.
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
probably
or he`ll be packaged with Schneider and the Canucks will have to take some salary back in the process.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
Salary
Like JVR + Leino!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That
would probably require a coaching change…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Glass
hmmm… BENCHED is a 7 letter word
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
heh
@wyshynski: Carcillo suspended for 2 games by the NHL “for his actions off the ice following the 1st period” of Game 4 vs. Boston.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
How often in NHL history has that happened: a player on an eliminated team suspended for the first two games the following year?
Ignoring the Bertuzzi incident of course.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
was bert even suspended into october 200…5, i guess it woulda been?
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
From Broad Street Hockey
The NHL announced today that they’ve suspended Carcillo for the first two regular season games of the 2011-12 season “as a result of an incident outside of the officials’ locker room following the first period and a verbal confrontation with linesman Brian Murphy at the players’ bench prior to the start of the second period.”
Here’s NHL vice president Mike Murphy on the suspension:
“Between the first and second period, while off ice and outside the officials’ locker room, Mr. Carcillo engaged in aggressive behavior and inappropriate conduct directed at the officials,” said Murphy. "While Mr. Carcillo acknowledged in the hearing that he regrets his actions outside of the officials’ room, there can be no defense for his conduct.
“I also reviewed the verbal confrontation between Carcillo and linesman Brian Murphy at the players’ bench prior to the start of the second period and have determined that, while the verbal abuse may have been worthy of a penalty, there is no evidence that Carcillo’s action merit supplemental discipline,” concluded Murphy.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Translation:
Carcillo, 2 games — because you know, his face.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 17, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck carcillo
he can eat a dick
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
@waynefish1: The Flyers announced they have signed 6-foot-7, 200-pound goaltender Niko Hovinen
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
“we’re gonna need a bigger net”
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess their new goaltending strategy is
“Just get a guy who covers up most of the net”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 17, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Which brings me to my dad’s point.
“Why doesn’t every team just hire a sumo wrestler and plop them in front of the net? Even with minimal pads, there’s not a lot to shoot at.”
I love my dad…………..
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
did he just get that from
an episode of the West Wing? pretty sure I saw that one…
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 17, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Alas
that would mean my dad watches TV outside of sports, news, and CSI.
No, he’s been popping that tune ever since I was 10 yrs old, when I first got him to watch hockey. That was also 18 yrs ago………
then he totally
has some royalties owed to him….
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 17, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought
the flyers had learned their lesson and would be making a play for Schneider, guess not.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
well
signing a prospect doesn’t preclude them from going after a legit NHL ready goalie…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Marty
Brodeur?
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
loollool
i spit out a chunk of apple cuz i laughed
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Thanks folks
Tip your waitresses.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
no joke
i read it as “6-foot-7, 200 pound nigerian goaltender”. i…dammit, i was really excited that the Flyers had resorted to scouting africa.
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
But did he offer to give you some of his fortune if you give him your bank account info?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
have you guys
not heard back from Olubowale either? That motherfucker is so slippery.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching ESPN this AM - they had the 'top 10' highlights of the NHL and NBA playoffs so far...
AMFB’s OT goal against Chicago was #9… Keslord’s insane goal against Nashville where he split SOB and Weber didn’t even make the cut… Let’s just say that I do not share the opinions of ESPN’s target audience as to what constitutes a ‘top play’…
AMFB’s OT goal against Chicago was #9v
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
9 as in the second one they showed
or the second to last one they showed?
OH WELL, FIRST IN OUR <3’s
Inverted countdown...
- is the 9th best play… there were lots of 7ft 13in guys dunking in the other ‘top plays’…
SBN formatting
Strikes again!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Probably a free throw.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
nba
should consider putting boards up.. less balls going out of bounds… resulting in a faster game so i dont need to burn my eyes out from boooredom
What - you mean you don't like watching a game where there is a 'foul'
every 20 seconds because some ‘superstar’ got his pinky bumped??? C’mon… you obviously just don’t understand the game.
Bobby Ryan's goal against Nashville in round 1...
where Legwand had lost his stick and got juked out of his drawers twice…
hey i was wondering if anyone watned to buy tix for tomorrow nights game. unfortunately i cant go because im too busy so i just want to get rid of them. I’m selling them for face value. Its section 121 (alcohol permitted) row 18 seats 7&8 and its $450 a ticket comment if ur interested
Officially licensed Canucklehead
Twittchy may be!
That’s over $150 less than what the TiqIQ people are saying!
BTW – feel free to drop this offer over here: http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2011/5/17/2175928/conference-finals-tickets-presented-by-tiqiq
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
still haven't found
a spare kidney…but 900 is substantially less than 1300… so, i’ll talk to the boss.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on May 17, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hey if have any questions send me an email at gill.arman@gmail.com
Officially licensed Canucklehead
sorry OG
idea shitcanned…apparently ‘holiday’ is more important than ‘playoffs’.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
AWESOME!
Is the area around the seats large enough for a Giant Helium-filled Shark, a Fin Helmet with a revolving goal light, a Teal & Black picnic umbrella, a life-size cutout of Douglas Murray scraping the remains of Steve Ott off of his skate and a Pacific Division Champions banner?
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
Interesting: Kesler just said Thornton asked if he wanted to fight as they battled for position on opening faceoff. Kesler said he laughed.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Thornton had to be joking, right? Like a little humorous Game 1 ice-breaker? Or do those two really hate each other? (I don’t know anything about Kes’ and Jumbo’s relationship)
haha
@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Pierre LeBrun
Thornton just confirmed he challenged Kesler to a fight during opening faceoff of Game 1. “Why not?,” Thornton said
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Still not understanding this playoff thing.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Thornton did it to Getzlaf before.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
How did that work out
For him in that series?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well
The opening face off in the first game isn’t a bad place to try it. I’m glad Kesler left him alone, let him right Torres or Oreskovich if he feels some obliged.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just saying
Didn’t the Sharks lose that series?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
maybe not
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They lost that series...
…but it wasn’t because of Thornton…
I just think Jumbo’s decided that he’s going to do everything he can to drag this team over the finish line… even if that means engaging in a Captain Fight before the series even starts…
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Yep, and that’s not a bad thing
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s developing that edge. The scary edge. Luckily for us Kesler has that edge right now too, or else I would be really worried
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Our captain makes snow angels on the ice, so….
/runs like never before
jj
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pshhh
He got the game winning goal and an assist on the tying goal!
Did you see his spin move to dodge that check on that one?
Repent, Zandberg!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yep.
As a Sharks’ fan I respect Kesler… the guy is a stud. I also don’t blame him for turning down Thornton… why stir that pot if you don’t have to? It’s all good….
yay hockey!
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
And Kesler was on fire. Why would he sit himself down at the start of Game 1 for no reason?
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Kesler
But Joe Thornton would kick his ass. He’s way bigger and Kesler isn’t exactly the most pugilistic fellow.
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Both are top shelf...
leaders… Let the games begin! (oh. wait. they already began and you guys have a 1-0 lead…. DAMMIT!)
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Joe's distracted too
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer and he’s trying to get in the head of one of the best smack talkers in hockey? Keslers an astrophysicist compared to Joe. C’mon man.
by Canuckelhead on May 17, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll agree to disagree...
Joe is pretty damn smart. But if we want to go IQ mano a mano… We’ve got Douglas Murray. We win.
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Welllllll
Glass went to Dartmouth, Oreskovich Notre Dame for Finance, and even if Tambellini comes in, he went to Michigan.
Kesler? The Ohio State.
Bieksa? Bowling Green
Raymond went to a hockey school at Minny -Duluth, so not sure if they are any good! Our back up went to Boston College though, as did Andrew Alberts.
We got some mad mental skills too yo’. Maybe not “wicked smaart” like Murray though!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
How did I like them apples?
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
I got her numbah
/ slams it into the metaphorical window before getting pulled away by giggling cohorts
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
by vancitydan on May 17, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
VOLPATTI WENT TO BROWN
ix
Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
i’d be surprised if thornton weren’t more clever than kes.
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
probably wise
Kesler’s fight card on Hockey Fights doesn’t see him on the winning end of much.
Jumbo Joe: still trying to figure out this playoff thing.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
He seems to have done okay...
…in the last couple of rounds… I don’t blame him.
I also don’t blame Kesler for turning down the offer.
It’s all good. (happy, happy, joy, joy!)
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
He’s been fine this year. But if he’s trying to fight people from the opening faceoff of a playoff series because he wanted to headbutt, he has some stuff to learn.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
We have no idea what was said..
…Thorton is not known as cheap shot artist… This is one of those situations where everyone loves their own player. …and I think his learning curve is doing just fine,
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Huh?
Nobody said cheapshots, Joe was jostling with his head and got his own feathers ruffled.
Why would what anyone said matter? You don’t fight off the faceoff in game 1. Not if you’re a leader.
Said nothing of his learning curve, just that he should be well aware of that.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Really, why does this matter?
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell
did Carcillo do?
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
showed up
isn’t that enough for carcillo?
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
BOO DAN MURPHY, BOO
@sportsnetmurph
Dan Murphy
I still say that there is almost no chance Manny returns. And say he was ready for gm 6 or 7 of Cup Final. Would u play him? Tough situation
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
“He was ready” implies that, you know, he’s physically ready. If the doctors clear him, why would you ever not play him?
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Would u play him? Tough situation
No it’s not a tough situation. Of course you play him.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
No no no Murph is right, IMO. If we are smoking along without Money and it gets that late in a series there are question marks in shaking up a roster that late. Or are you just talking about a 4th line appearance?
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably just 4th line appearance. I don’t think that would hurt
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That eye still looks mighty suspect
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely
But deep down inside I still hope!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well Money could win a faceoff with 2 eyes closed. :)
Personally I don’t think there are any spin doctors. Love his dedication to the team but I don’t see him coming back.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you just don’t want to turn to Christianity. You’re a sinner you!
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No way! I want Manny back!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
well
@BotchonCanucks
Jason Botchford
Missed it. But it did seem inevitable. RT @Verviticus Did you hear Gillis 30 s ago? call “manny’s recovery is miraculous” (still a ways away
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
uh
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
I’m as much of an expert as you.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what I'm sayin
anyone who listens to me… well, you get what you pay for :p
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
But I'm not paying
WAIT A MINUTE!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
hrmm
it doesn’t look great. Put your bible’s back, he may not be christberg for a while yet.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
murph's running
interference…he’s the spin doctor.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
TheoFleury14 – RT @NHLfan4lifeRT @NHLfan4life: @TheoFleury14 Canucks new logo http://bit.ly/iDYH8w
I wasn’t a fan of the personal attacks on him with his round one predictions, but the longer he keeps this baiting up, he’s just showing his true colors. He’s using twitter like a 10 year old with a prepubescent axe to grind. Pathetic.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
pfft. He’s lost any respect in him a long time ago. Go away Fleury.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on May 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what he thinks of Joe Thornton
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I said this after it all started
he is nothing more than a troll, and his insistence on inviting more negative attention to himself then having others cry foul and blame the Canucks fan base is pathetic indeed.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
As a Nucks fan living in Calgary..
Theo makes me sick. He’s a media whore who will do anything to get his face or voice out there.. go pour some concrete Theo, and lie down in it.
After Mike Richards left the Fan 960 the radio station is a joke.. now they have their “Theo Fridays” where he co-hosts, which consists of him answering questions about his supposed “glory days” and mumbling incoherently.
I can’t tell you how much I want this fucking little troll to go away.
There. I feel better.
Theo fleury hashtag
#theofleurypredictions Microsoft will be a flash in the pan company
#theofleurypredictions Iraq will win the war!
#theofleurypredictions Theo Fleury won’t suck if he comes back to hockey
#theofleurypredictions Being a media whore and baiting a hockey team’s fan base won’t result in the odd insensitive reply
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
retweet
to all!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
Would you be mad if I used that logo in the game preview? haha. I was going to use a real pic of divers in jest but that logo is funny
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The personal attacks were over the line, although comments on the commentary itself was legit. That’s really sad. Clearly, he’s no different from your average young Flames fan. Which is really just more sad than anything else.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
True
Perhaps the comments were a little personal.. but he brings it on himself.
I just got an email back from comments I made to him through his official site.. I can only assume that this is legit. I commented that his baiting of Vancouver fans is pathetic, and offered a less than complimentary review of his radio show :)
This is what he responded:
From Theo Fleury <theorenfleury1474@gmail.com>:
From someone that has accomplished nothing significant in your life I will definitely take that to heart. Hahahahahahahaha. Thank you for your support.
Theo Fleury
theofleury14.com
theo14@theofleury14.com
So there you go.. now you have an email to send comments to!
How would he know what I’ve done with my life?? Amazing…
Well...
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
There's more..
I emailed him back to ask him how he would know what I’ve done with my life… his response:
“Really you started it and I’ll finish it if you would like to meet so you could say it to my face. I’ll make sure to have a camera crew there to fully capitalize on the opportunity”
This guy’s amazing.
wow.
Sharks fans have been booing him for years and after reading that, it makes me even happier that they did.
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
He must REALLY hate you guys.
(and that doesn’t make me feel better… it’s almost like being endorsed by a drunk Ed Belfour…“I’ll gives you a zillion dollars if you lesh me go….”)
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I still have champagne in my ears.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
www.zenpop.com - Rock Posters, Illustrations, Magazine Covers and more!
http://zenpop.tumblr.com/
Exactly my point. He’s using media like a child. I mean, to each their own. But he can’t play the victim card either.
Also I’m curious: don’t ex-players have better things to do? I’m not even bagging on him at this point, just more curious. If this was Linden doing it to Flames fans, I’d be mortified.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on May 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Theo didn't make any 2nd or 3rd round predictions on his website
After going 3 for 8 in the 1st round.
NINE DOWN, SEVEN TO GO
heh
More Kesler on Thornton; “I’m not intimidated by anyone. I played against Weber and that beard last round.”
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Yeah
I liked that line
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Crap, Sunday's game is at noon?
Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!
How the fuck am I supposed to drink beer at noon?
NINE DOWN, SEVEN TO GO
pace yourself?
Early starts, is all about pace, and food.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
get someone to help you
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
yes i noticed the boobs(very niiiice)
but it looks like the beer is the wrong way (opening pointing to top of boobs)
No.
Just Bud Light.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
by ShiftySC on May 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This pisses me off as well.
3pm EST start time, and I don’t finish work till 5:30. No way to record the game either. I’m going to be so distracted I’ll be checking my phone every 5 minutes.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Tampa up 1-0 already!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
Shut it down!
Pull out the trap
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
ITS 1-3-1 damnit!
And then sends two men in all of game 1 almost. This Boucher guy and his sneaky psychology degree…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
Crazy pressure there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Wow.
Rollie just flat out stared down Lucic twice and probably laughed at him saying “fuck me” to boot!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "The worst part? The worst part is that they play dirty. A diving bunch of whiny bitches who take cheap shots when no ones looking. Fuck em. Skags,SCH.5/16/11, voicing his support for Dan Boyle's POV
TimmAH just got beat by a two bounce, Stamkos back to the net when he shot it for Stamkos with 2.2 sec left to give the Bolts a 2-1 lead going into the third.
No word on what all got broken in various locations of the TD Bank Gardens
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
oops.
Got the sound off, meant after 1 not 2.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
Reading all these comments by GJ
The guy is all class. He really stands up for Lu and talks straight. I feel like he`s saying what everyone else on that team should be saying about Roberto.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
One more season or less
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVVVARRRRRRR
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on May 17, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
my kid and I
got to go to a fanclub signing with him. He was really, really laid back and nice! I’ll be so sad when he has to go.
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
TYLER SEGUIN
Ladies and gentlemen
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Tyler Seguin.
That is all.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
Jesus Seguin
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Section left?
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
DriveShowMike Mike Feeney
Tomorrow will mark the one week anniversary of my departure from great Canuck website @nucksmisconduct…check it out if you are a Nuck fan.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
:(
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
He's probably shagging ladies
and counting millions.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It has been ridiculously quiet. Here I thought I would be the final straw for him, and now I’m sad that I’m was not. :(
(Or was I?)
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
inb4 "I'm was?"
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
You were?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yargh!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I rewound and watched that nutter butter so many times!
by sunshine and lollipops on May 18, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahah
apparently he’s an SCH member.
ix
Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 18, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
who
is it?
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 18, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t wait til beantown writes an in-depth fanpost on it
by Passive Voice on May 17, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
why has no one made a comment about the peanut zombies?
WHAT IF…
…peanut zombies had peanut allergies….?
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
I would have
but I’m allergic
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Another assist
For Seguin. 4 points now
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
LOLightning
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Their D
sucks the patooie. Hedman and Ohlund and…. um… yeah, who else is on the back end?
Roloson has been bailing them out a lot lately, but if he isn’t consistently good, they are going down in a hurry. Outscoring your problems was what we were known for last year and that didn’t do us so well in the playoffs.
That being said, I think the Bruins are a bit thin on the back end too…
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
as long as the Lightning win in 7, i can still gain huge ground in the NM pool.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
fyi, folks
i just changed my Twitter handle. if you already follow me, you’ll notice that i am now NM_missy instead of tweetsnucks.
if you don’t, check the updated Twitter link in my sig.
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
STAMKOS!!!!!!!!!!!
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often. (now with a new handle!)
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
Too long of a thread to see if someone else has posted this yet
But Joe Thornton challenged Kesler to a fight. I like the new Jumbo Joe and that would have been cool to see. I’d rather he do it at home because I think fighting Kesler in Van like that would only help Vancouver even if Joe won. Anyways, thought I’d pass it along even though most of you probably already know.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
Nevermind, saw the news broke earlier in the thread
My bad :p
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
not
going to change a thing on that front. Luongo could shut out every single game from here to the cup and still be dumped on regularly.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I’m pretty sure if he did that we’d build a statue of him that holds aloft the lions gate bridge.
(it’d come up out of the water)
Now, if he let in a bad goal in a game where we won the cup, he’d be still get dumped on.
If he shuts out the rest of the way
the shutouts won’t be because of him and he will have been along for the ride.
Get your standard Vancouver storylines right man.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Ha.
I love the “one bad goal a game”. When most of them were just weird. I mean, two bounces and in, or E’Money bunting it top corner is hardly a bad goal to me.
Jason Botchford has a heart. The rest sold their souls a while ago.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
I know you did not mean it "that way"
friend. I am just continually blown away by the Luongo double standard stuff. TimmAH has let in more “iffy” looking goals so far in the playoffs. Niemi gave a puck up to Raffi and we know what happened, yet he is golden. you know?
This is our own guys. Read Chi or T.O opinions at your peril!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod "I don’t know what he was trying to do there, but I’m not intimidated by him," Kesler said Tuesday. "He’s a good player, but nobody scares me on the ice. I played against Shea Weber and that beard the last round. KesLORD on Evil Joe 5/17/11
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Nucks Misconduct
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
Nucks Misconduct Store
Your clothing sucks. Go fix it.
