Sunday Playoff Coffee- Changing The Narrative
A note for Sharks fans: The Morning Coffee is a game day thread that provides additional commentary on the evening's action as well as a look back at what happened the previous night. Oh, and it gets a little loud. Some of you Bay Area people might appreciate it.
Not just an agonizing wait since they sealed the deal with Nashville Monday evening. An entire generation has passed since the Canucks dropped the pucks for the beginning of their Round 3 series against the Toronto Maple Leafs, and in that time, the Canuck Nation has grown exponentially. Our opponent in this series also know the sting of unfulfilled expectations. These teams wear labels, thrown around their necks by media, other teams fans and even some of our own. Unfortunately for the naysayers, something is going to change this time. One of these teams is going to change the narrative.
In many people's eyes, neither of these teams were supposed to be here. They were both to succumb to teams that finished beneath them in the standings. Individual players were supposed to single-handedly lose a series. Instead, players previously thought of as 'chokers' have risen to the occasion. Ways to disarm these teams proved fruitless, as depth and team play has won out in both instances. And with each of their go-to's as far as reasons why we'd fail gets left in the dust, they get more irrational. 'Professional' journalists throwing out any hint of impartiality, blatantly attacking these teams and their players. The whole 'Not Canada's Team' garbage, where some of these idiots have actually called players Un-Canadian because of the province they were born in. I've said all along: cheer for us against us, it doesn't matter to me. But the hateful, deceitful bile being spewed needs to stop. And yes, that goes for you too Jeremy Roenick, you ridiculous son of a bitch.
No, as much as the haters like to think otherwise, this is the series that should be. The top 2 seeds in the West, fighting for the right to battle for their 1st Stanley Cup. And much like the regular season, in a way it doesn't matter how they got here. Both of these teams found a way to battle through adversity and injury, even past demons. One of these teams is speeding towards destiny. It's gonna be a hard fought, drawn out, slobberknocker of a series.
Some are saying they don't feel the animosity yet, as these teams have yet to meet in the playoffs. I say look back at the regular season meetings over the years. They've been wars. Add in the propensity for less than legal hits by a number of your players in the past, mix in one of the league's biggest douchebags in the form of mouth-breathing neanderthal Ben Eager and the bitter little man himself, Kyle 'Welly The Weasel' Wellwood. Add the desire to be the team who completes their exorcism of the Hawks with a win over Antti Niemi and you have all the makings of an explosive series.
And yes, Kyle Wellwood. It was quite frankly a shock to hear the comments that came from his mouth. Mainly because they were clear and concise, not being muffled by a turkey leg. Kyle's decided that he knows why the Canucks faltered the last couple seasons. I would say you not getting a contract renewal was a pretty clear indication of how the Canucks' management and coaching staff feel on that matter. It's funny how players whose inability to do their jobs in a Canucks uniform lashed out at them, and as Ryan Johnson and Shane O'Brien were shown, they were dead wrong. Kyle Wellwood will join this illustrious bunch.
It's the Canucks 40th anniversary. And with apologies to our friends down in California, you're just going to have to suffer a little bit more. We've waited a generation for another shot at glory. You're not going to take this from us. We, the members of Canuck Nation deserve this.
Everything is better with bacon. It's a scientific fact.
First, I want to touch on the shocking death of Derek Boogaard. The Canucks have a special connection with the Boogeyman, having had him torment some of our ranks for a few years as a member of the Minnesota Wild, to the point he became for many the most hated member of that team in our fans' eyes. As far as enforcers go, that's likely the biggest compliment you can pay them. While there were a couple incidents where he crossed the line, for the most part Boogaard followed the code, and did his job well for the Wild and up until the injury he suffered in December, for the Rangers. It will be a few days before we find out just what happened, and the news that he was in the leagues Behavioral & Substance Abuse program casts an even darker light on the situation, if that were possible. They may be rivals, but our thoughts are with our friends over at Hockey Wilderness, Blueshirt Banter, and Wild and Rangers fans, as well as his friends and families... Quite a stunner last night as the Tampa Bay Lightning rolled over the Boston Bruins in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals. The Lightning silenced the TD Garden crowd with a jaw-dropping 3 goals in 1:25 on Tim Thomas, getting goals from foot soldiers Teddy Purcell, Brett Clark and the unsung hero of the playoffs Sean Bergenheim with his 8th goal of the post season. The Lightning were as prepared and focused as the Bruins weren't, and Boston better figure out a way to look past this, or they are going to be in trouble. The nonsense at the end of the game was so stereotypically ridiculous, wasn't it? Don't get me wrong, Milan Lucic is a talented hockey player. But his apparent love for sucker punching people is going to cost him and the Bruins now and down the road. He needs to knock off the garbage, he's a tough kid, and can chuck the knuckles with the best of them, but sucker punching someone doesn't make you tough. It makes you a pathetic chicken shit. But seeing as how this is not his first time doing this, we can only assume that this is Bruins hockey. I am sure Doctor Recchi thinks Hedman should have been called for a dive. Oh, and Nathan Horton's a douchebag of the future, isn't he? The Bruins are gonna get devoured if they can't be disciplined... Finally, a thought on Team Canada. I totally agree with Bob Nicholson when he vented about players not answering the call to join Team Canada. Good on those who did, they played well and did the nation proud. But I am gonna come right out and say it: Jonathan Toews, Brent Seabrook and Duncan Keith should be ashamed of themselves for not going over to Slovakia and represent Team Canada. Just another example of an organization that has zero class...
WAACH 'Cast's Classic Album Of The Day- METALLICA- Ride The Lightning
Having just knocked the metal world on it's ass a year earlier with their "Kill 'Em All" debut, the band quickly released Ride The Lightning in July of 1984, and it caught the eye of Elektra Records, who snapped up the band from Megaforce Records and re-released the album that November. A huge leap forward for the band in terms of musical ability and maturity, this album contains some utterly legendary tracks, with hardly a weak spot to be found. The band toured incessantly for this album, and it's impact is still felt in the legions of thrash bands world wide.
and a wicked live version from Cliff 'Em All: For Whom The Bell Tolls live at Day On The Green in 1985. RIP Cliff.
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Thanks as always...
to MrsWaachcast, who has outdone herself this time
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Metallica sucks
they are a one-line band:
Whooooa yeaaaahhh!! whoooaoaaoaoaoaoaaaa!!!! whooooaaaaaaaa!! YEAH!
lather, rinse, repeat. trollololololo
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silence fool… you’re speaking of the modern metallica. you shall NOT besmerch the first 4 albums of Metallica!
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by Kent Basky on May 15, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Metallica's best album
Fooooor sure
by Seal Clubbing on May 15, 2011 3:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
you're so wrong tem...
you forgot the ‘UH!’ at the end. “Whoaaaaa-UH! Yeahhhhhhh-UH!!!!!” etc.
Also the guitar solos…‘deedly doo doo do deedly doo doo do deedly dee…wahhhwahhhwahhh deedly deedly reedly peedly!’ (seriously, listen to the master of puppets solo and sing that…)
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by Twitchy2010 on May 15, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
heheheheh
KNEW I WAS MISSING SOMETHING!
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Temujin, this video is for you-ah! heheh. Terrible song live because of the woo-ah’s!
Doesn’t anyone like the Death Magnetic album? Awesome comeback album!
BTW, nice job on the Weasel PS Mrs. WAACH!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I still contend
that Avril Lavigne does a better “Fuel” than Metallica does :D
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BLAST!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And where is that wench now? Yeah, she was a real winner.
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
#34
On Maxim’s top 100 of 2011!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
OH HELL NO
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Maxim, you have failed me!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
All my ife I've been good but now
aaaahhhhh I’m thinking what the hell \o/
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Going to have to disagree with you
On the Hawks not going over Waach.
First, those three guys played on the gold medal team last year, and went all the way to win the cup as well. That’s a lot of hockey.
Toews looked dead tired/injured in our series, and Seabrook took three hits to the head in the last month or so of the NHL season + playoffs. I don’t think it was a bad choice for them not to go.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 15, 2011 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Seabrook... I will give you
But I think Toews got checked into the ground by Kesler. He had tons of shots. And so I don’t buy it. You should represent your country when asked unless you’re not physically able. Not just at the Olympics but the Worlds too.
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I agree
The Hawk players looked like they had gone through the ringer. World Championships should be for the young guys looking to prove themselves anyways. The vets have done enough, save them for the Olympics.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
Or at least the WCs not the year after the Olympics
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
"Young Guys"
I’d just like to point out that Toews is 23.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
those 3
are all around the same age.
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Seabrook is 26, Keith is 27.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
23 is pretty effin young...
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by Twitchy2010 on May 15, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just going to say the same thing.
Those 3 have played a ton of rough, high-level hockey over the past 2-2.5 years and deserve a break.
The WHC isn’t worth as much any more these days (at least to me) because the absolute best players aren’t involved due to the NHL playoffs.
Poutine & Meatballs
so did all the Russians and Swedes and Finns and Czechs
Ovechkin was there… and he played longer. Sorry… I don’t buy it.
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Just taking a look at the rosters of those 4 teams:
-Russia has 6 NHLers and only Ovie played in the playoffs. He only play 2 more games than the Hawks and got a bunch of rest between series.
-Czech has 7 NHLers with 3 playoff players making first round exits.
-Finland has 4 NHLers, none making the playoffs.
-Sweden has 4-5 NHLers, none making the playoffs.
Buying it now?
Poutine & Meatballs
no
sorry… they could have gone over
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Of course they could have gone over but the point we’re making is that they are either injured/banged up and/or deserve a break after all of the hockey they’ve played lately.
Again, you’re completely wrong about “all the Russians and Swedes and Finns and Czechs” when 30% of which are NHLers and 5% of them actually played in the playoffs. Also, they’re all going back to their HOME CONTINENT for the summer anyways so it’s not a big deal for them to play some hockey games that don’t mean that much.
I’m pretty sure a ton of people are against you on this.
Poutine & Meatballs
fans of opposing teams on sbn
i’ve noticed in this playoffs that, at least, the hawks fans are the worst, the pred fans are great, the sharks fans so far also seem like good people.
well, i think part of the problem with the hawks fans is that we lost to them 2 years in a row. that builds up some serious arrogance on their part.
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Hawks fans
are the best, I enjoy the battle more when I hate the opposing team and its fans.
Could not build up any hate for the preds and their fans but we might get there with the Sharks and FTF before this series is over, here’s hoping.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
James Hetfield is a Sharks fan
Also, Im moseying on over here from Fear the Fin. Cheers to what I hope will be a series that will look like SJ/Van’s last meeting (except without the part where the Sharks ultimately lose). Your fan base seems to rub a lot of other teams fans the wrong way, but I fucking love it.
I’ll be rooting for the winner of this series in the SCF.
That said, let the poo poo flinging commence!
haha thanks!
Should be a good one, and I’ll probably be cheering for you guys if you (somehow! ;) ) make it to the finals as well. Let the flinging begin indeed

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by Yankee Canuck on May 15, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh wow
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Also
the Sharks entrance song is Seek and Destroy . . . and Cliff is from my hometown! So we have the Metallica mojo on our side. With these two teams so close it just may be the deciding factor.
What an excellent entrance song! We have U2!!! Yay!!
I’ve always thought metal is the right way to go for entrance songs, or even in-game on occasion as well. I think the DJ in Dallas is my fave. Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, awesome
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
I like the U2.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Think it’s the air raid siren + the song that does it for me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
everytime I hear the u2 song
i’m embarrassed. I just hope the other team’s fans don’t notice it, cuz it’s just one more reason to laugh at canucks fans. The other one that bugs me is the THX sound. Really? U need to play the THX sound????
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I saw Metallica
on (I think it was) the Ride the Lightning tour. Keep in mind this is 25+ years ago, so things are hazy…it was also pretty drunk out. It was definitely cliff tho…so it was Ride the Lightning or Master…it was in a club in edmonton…just remember it was pretty effin awesome and it was before I really was following them…it was the show that made me a fan.
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I didn't get a chance to see them
until the Justice tour, too bad I missed seeing Cliff live. I used to have a handful of bootlegs of them from that era…
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Heh in the 80's
I probably saw metallica 6 times…I saw them for that first one, once opening for…ozzy i think (some of those shows all run together for me now…I remember the bands and the shows but not who they played with…it took me a lot of thought to figure out it was Iron Maiden that Guns n Roses opened for) ? on master, headlining justice twice and black album twice.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 15, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
but only
that one show had cliff in it.
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by Twitchy2010 on May 15, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I just want this game to start. Really looking forward to this series. I respect San Jose and its fans. It’s nice that no matter who wins this series, there will be a 50% chance that the team that raises the cup will be making franchise history.
High hopes for us in this series, but if it doesn’t work out, I’ll support the Sharks in the SCF.
But for now, CRUSH THEM!!!
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Taser/Seabs/Keith were gassed/probably nursing injuries.
I’d definitely give them a pass.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
Not sure if you guys have seen this

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha!
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Botchford
Optional skate for Canucks. Daniel, Tambellini, Malhotra, Ballard, Alberts, Schneider and Luongo take the option of skating
Am I being paranoid or is it suspicious that Daniel was out there and Henrik was not?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Hold on a second, someone corrected Botchford and apparently it’s Henrik out there, not Daniel.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
take the option ofskatinghaving fun
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
So I’m curious: Why would a player dress for practice in a tracksuit instead of full equipment (and “no contact” jersey)? My only guess is that it would discourage any contact at all, and the other players would need to be fully aware he’s out there.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Could be just trying to get back in practice shape?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
By the way
Here’s a couple tweets for everyone out there.
@ChrisSHowling
Chris Howling
@BotchonCanucks I have a very good source says manny aims for return if they make it to the finals. #conspiracy
@BotchonCanucks
Jason Botchford
@ChrisSHowling pretty obvious at this point. He’s skating every day.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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by ShiftySC on May 15, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is an amazing smilie
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
THIS WOULD BE GOLD
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We should get
some Bibles, Sean.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I know hey. Well, I’ll take pictures of my first church experience in years if Manny returns. That’s a start, right?
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Im not sure
they let you take pictures in church.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on the church. Get Sean on a televangelism program!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE HEALED
MANNY!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Tremendous
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
Probably the best gif
Ive used in quite some time, besides the Burrows OT winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the golden goal.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That too
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
YES THE BEST

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
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Google Chrome
Bookmarked.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Laugh out loud
Why is everyone dogpiling after being whacked?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I can’t stop laughing. That is the most wack thing ever
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They're so
overcome with emotion all they can do is laugh on the ground.
My girlfriend and I watched a video of that clip set to “I Get Knocked Down” by Chumbawumba and laughed our asses off.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lie*
derp
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fuck
YES
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Who knows if that guy actually has a source or not
But what other reason would he have for skating with the team Every.Day.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What I like is that, regardless of whether or not the guy has a source, Botch’s answer is what we got.
He could be skating to help out his teammates, obviously, but I’m just gonna believe he’s coming back.
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I’ll believe he is trying as hard as he can to get back. Still, doctors have to clear him. I will remain optimistic for now.
If it becomes official, I’ll probably pee myself a little bit then.
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Gotta win one more round to find out first…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
#BeatSJ
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
#BeatTBWithManny
:D
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Tuberculosis?
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Obvious joke was obvious.
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#beatTDBWithManny
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ballard buildin’ coach credit.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Same with Tambo. I give that kid credit for sticking with it, even if the chances of him playing are so slim.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I know people don’t care, but Bautista with another 2 home runs today for the Jays.
Wowza.
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8-0 top of the 4th?
LOL Minnesota
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It has been a laugher thus far.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I don’t pay too much attention, but I’m really surprised to see he’s having a good season so far. He’s leading the league in HR despite missing 8 games.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
1HR per 8.4 at bats. Closest is like 12.
Impressive.
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More homers
In the last season and this one, then guys like Pujols as well ( who is next in that homers per bats stat.
He is a beast.
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Three, fucking, home runs today.
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Shit son
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’ll only be impressed if he hits 4.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
13 guys have done it in the modern era ( since the early 1900's I think ) , getting 4 in a game
20 guys have had perfect games in the same time
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We want Vernon Wells!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Henrik hurt?
I read somewhere that Henrik may be playing with an undisclosed injury. Does anyone have any more info in this? Could that be a reason for the slow start?
Im a Sharks fan and imo the SCF begins tonight! I look forward to seeing Scheider get some action in net.
1. Many of us believe he is. He’s skipped some practices this week.
2. Schneider will not start unless Luongo goes down injured.
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I look forward to seeing Scheider get some action in net.
I think he’s anticipating Lou getting pulled. Just a guess
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Niemi's record in the Post Season
6 series wins.
0 series loses.
That’s quite something.
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
yet
some people were asking for niittymaki during some of round 1 and 2
Only the first round
His performance against LA was forgettable at best. The Sharks won in spite of Niemi in round 1 and but he was the series MVP in round 2.
For stat nuts, Ken Dryden was 19-2 over all in playoff series. That’s 6 Stanley cups (3 series back then) and 2 other exits. The two aren’t comparable, though, and it’d be impressive Niemi won consecutive cups on two different teams.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
put him on bubble teams like Anaheim or Mtl
and show me a similar record and I will give you $5.
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Team Canada snubs
I’m with you on Duncan Keith but I’ll give Seabrook who shouldn’t have played after the Torres hit and Toews, who had 2 bad shoulders, a pass this time
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone watch those panel interviews?
The one with Kes, Hammer and Ehrhoff is Kesriffic. One reporter asks something about Luongo, and Kes comes out with unequivocal support, then looks around the room with his typical death glare fashion to dead silence as if to say “anyone else wanna question Lu and Imma fuck you up. bad. because I’m bad ass” (around 5:00 to 5:30)
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I love
that we have press conferences now.
"I'll see you guys on the flippity flop" - Michael Scott
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Amen, KesLord. The criticism of Lou in those 2 games was unfair. Stupid fucking media
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty somber interviews though hey? No emotion from those 3. Just focus. Maybe some nerves too who knows
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by Sean Zandberg on May 15, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No
that’s them normal. C’mon. Kesler? Anything but sombre and you’d think he was on drugs.
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From my hometown paper, the TC
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
lol
4Periodically, a man who looks like Col. Sanders’ angry brother will appear on screen, dressed in a suit that appears to have been sewn from the Von Trapps’ drapes by Fraulein Maria, or perhaps Colin and Justin.
This is Don Cherry, whom Canadians voted into seventh place on the CBC’s list of greatest Canadians, one spot behind Lester Pearson and just ahead of Sir John A. Macdonald. Think of this the next time you laugh at Americans for voting for Sarah Palin.
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Best one
Was the one the about the all time three stars being Jesus, Linden, everyone else – with some people switching 1 and 2
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
lol I love that one!
Also the ones about Lu: “you might mistake looooo for booooo and that’s ok, because everything bad that happens to this team is his fault anyways”
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Son of Sam
says thank you, Boyler.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Just under 2 hours until puck drop

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
oh lawd
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by Chuckles Canuckles on May 15, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on May 15, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions

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