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CANUCKS
LIL' TURDS

AT

Time Tues. 6:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Van, Sportsnet-W
Season Series 4-1 Canucks
Last Meeting
4-1 Oilers (Apr.02/2011)
The Enemy The Copper And Blue Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 41-59-100 Hall: 22-20-42

UPDATE: Vigneault in the Jack Adams race again (TSN)

Another day another near-meaningless game. Since this is a back to back against the Oilers I'm not going to repost all the data. If you want to know who's hot/not, injured, blah blah check out the last game preview here.

I don't care what anyone says, the Canucks mailed it in against Edmonton last game. And apparently they were mailing it in during practice Monday as well, and so coach V yelled, cursed and then had a talk with the boys in the corner. After practice he said basically that he hasn't had to do that much this year and that was a good thing. We'll see if the message sinks in. Sure, the games are practically meaningless but the coach gets it: the Canucks cannot lose out the final 3 games because they have clinched what they need to clinch. You can't do that. No need for bad habits or any chance of any form of doubt to creep into the team chemistry/mindset before heading into the playoffs.

What else matters? Staying healthy and finding chemistry beyond line 1. It's going to be a huge plus having Mikael Samuelsson back for this one. He, Kesler and Higgins have some chemistry to work on. Jeff Tambellini can drop back to the 4th line and bring some speed to that line and hopefully end his offensive futility at some point. Meanwhile, Mason Raymond

Star-divide

will be the 3rd line center going forward and if he and this mates on that line continue the effort we saw last game it's just a matter of time before they cash in. Lines 2, 3 and 4 need to start clicking FAST over the next 3 games. Depth hugely matters in the playoffs.

  • Daniel Sedin has a 6-point lead on Martin St. Louis and a 7-point lead on Corey Perry in the Art Ross race. All 3 players have 3 games left on their schedule. So watch that race closely. Daniel has 5 points in his last 5, St. Louis has 7 points in his last 5, and Perry has a whopping 10 points in his last 5. So this race is far from over. 
  • After the Oilers game the Canucks are no longer the best PK team in the NHL. The god damned Penguins are. The Capitals and Kings are barely behind the Canucks in this category. Does it really matter? No. But like I said you gotta go into the playoffs sharp. Save the big surprises for the cinderella teams.
  • I love having a conch here. It means I get to show off my little boy Liam.

Proverbs 22:6: Train a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not turn from it.

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2 days after these pics were taken Liam got his first Canucks jersey! Woo! I have to give a shout out to my twin sis Lisa Novakowski for taking the pic. She is a pro photographer in Kamloops and shows off her work at Aspect Arts Photography. I am very proud of her. Same with ShiftyFC. The man has skills.

GO CANUCKS GO! SPANK THE KIDS AND PUT THEM TO BED!

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4-1 Nucks
Kesler FTW

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by stacie7 on Apr 4, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That pic of Liam is just adorable Sean

What a cutie!

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by stacie7 on Apr 4, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a winner

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your son is so sweet!

And he is having sweet dreams about the Nucks winning—happy thoughts!
Nice pic

Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
When you're winning no one complains about the ice...
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 4, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanx you 2

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks
Dank

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, Z-Berg.

Well done indeed. Best baby picture ever.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Apr 4, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What am I, a FOOTBALL CLUB!?

Sweet photo Sean.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 4, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No. YOU DA MAN

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was considering 7-1 jjcanuck, but seeing as you beat me to it, I’ll go with 6-1 canucks dank gwg

by kiyotok on Apr 4, 2011 8:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Fake Ignatieff account

has sweet bio.

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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?

by missy on Apr 4, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

also courtesy of this fake twitter account:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gibxk/i_like_big_butts_and_i_cannot_lie_but_is_there/

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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?

by missy on Apr 4, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah damn he started following me today too yet. Was gonna tell him to eat a d___

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

once again, the slight spelling change makes the difference.

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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?

by missy on Apr 4, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s such an awesome thread.

by marcness52 on Apr 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know!

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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?

by missy on Apr 5, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Nucks

Dank GWG

Nice picture of Liam, Z-Berg.

What the hell is with Tambo? He’s getting prime minutes on the second line but he can’t do shit. Goddamnit. He won’t get another chance like this again. He’s wasting it.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Put that in past tense. HE WASTED IT

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

he had his chance I guess.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his fail…..goes to show why even the Isles let him go. All we have left to hope for is a surprise or a holy god damned miracle

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what his deal is

he was on fire early in the season. He had prime scoring minutes and linemates and he didn’t produce. Maybe he’s a headcase? I don’t get it.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still somewhat effective

With his 110 hits, his 20 blocks, 54% F/O, etc. His shooting % is 8.1, half the real scorers, but he is supposed to be one.

Maybe a case of squeezing the stick, but you have to think his playing the way AV likes kept him around even though…?

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by vancitydan on Apr 4, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange, isn't it?

Seemed to score at will then went dry and cold as Sarah Jessica Parker’s… well, very dry and very cold. As long as he keeps hitting I guess I can’t really complain.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

To quickly destroy the stats you provide….he hasn’t scored a point in 22 games+ That matters more

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Christ

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a case of squeezing the stick, but you have to think his playing the way AV likes kept him around even though…?

Yes

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matters less

On the 4th line. Of course he has to score though, of course.

Just saying he has been a good player on the team in other ways. That 110 hits, BTW, only trails ; Hansen/147 Torres/ 133 Glass/123 and Kesler with 122 amongst forwards.

He be smaller than all of them.

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by vancitydan on Apr 4, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a plus I’ll give you that :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Canucks.

Sedins put on a show for the Northlands faithful, with Daniel getting the GWG.

Nice pic there Sean. He looks like a winner for sure.

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by vancitydan on Apr 4, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

4 - 2 Canucks

Daniel leads the way

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 dank

not gonna go with 12-0 schnides this time.

by Lingyis on Apr 4, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that

is a cool photo! The little fella seems to be sleeping oh-so-peacefully, much like Willie Mitchell, who is currently a -4 for the Kings at the tail end of a 6-1 SJ smackdown..

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Apr 4, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Keslord ftw

"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
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by nucklord on Apr 4, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

how about them Bruins eh?

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

How about them Sharks, CC? Fear the Sharks.

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Sharks

Boyle is overloaded, he can be exposed. Beating LA when they’re missing their number 1 and number 2 scorers isn’t that impressive.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will see…..you will see

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks are a good team

but I have doubts in the D and Nemo. They’ll go to the WCF.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't doubt Nemo

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by stacie7 on Apr 4, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

If he plays well in the first round I’ll concede defeat. Is that wager okay with you?

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I second this. I also doubt Nemo.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 4, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. I also don’t doubt the team

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he

actually carries a team, then I won’t doubt him. But until he looks more than average in more than a couple of playoffs games…

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Apr 5, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Da Sharks looked damned good tonite. Best part though was a late fight and penalty to Boyle, who gets the boot, so McLellan has to look down the bench for someone to serve the extra 2..his choice? Wellwood.

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Apr 4, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

redemption shall be sweet, Dank extends Art Ross lead with 3 points

by Tina Poole on Apr 4, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

On The Forecheck writer Marc Torrence
OTFMarc Marc Torrence
My ideal path to the stanley cup (come on, a guy can dream right?): beat a limping LA in 1st round. Plan VAN in 2nd round, where they…perform their annual post-season collapse. Get DET coming off brutal series’ with ANA and SJS in conference finals. And beat PIT in Finals.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

A team that hasn't made it past the first round

is really going to comment on VAN performing their annual post-season collapse?

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by stacie7 on Apr 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This stuff only increases my desire for a Cup

As Talib Kweli once said: “All the doubters and the haters will have to acknowledge eventually”.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 4, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad reason

because winning 5 cups in a row won’t change the hatin..’

After all…

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Apr 5, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, a fan can dream. Any team that makes the dance has a chance.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 4, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Disco Dank.

by Passive Voice on Apr 4, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

4-2 DANKY DOODLE

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Ellipses don't compensate for...you know...words........................................

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by eightyseven on Apr 4, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

el bittar

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oy

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Ellipses don't compensate for...you know...words........................................

HEY YOU. Sign Manny's get well card!

by eightyseven on Apr 4, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture

no work

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Apr 4, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 5, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

How anti-climactic

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Ellipses don't compensate for...you know...words........................................

HEY YOU. Sign Manny's get well card!

by eightyseven on Apr 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nowhere else to post this, so I will link to it.

It is too horrifying to embed the image.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 5, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 5, 2011 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were not kidding.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Ellipses don't compensate for...you know...words........................................

HEY YOU. Sign Manny's get well card!

by eightyseven on Apr 5, 2011 8:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

she's so awesome

and I love garfunkle and oates or whatever they’re called.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 5, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought

it was Hall and Oates and Simon and Garfunkel?

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 5, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

this chick and another chick have a little comedy band called garfunkle and oates…worth a check, they’re pretty funny. Plus cuties both! Most of the songs are good, but I kinda like this one.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 5, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, good stuff. Beastie Girls

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 5, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE

G&F

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Ellipses don't compensate for...you know...words........................................

HEY YOU. Sign Manny's get well card!

by eightyseven on Apr 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have tickets to this game

Heading to Edmonton tomorrow morning with my dad for a father/son roadtrip. It’s going to be a blast. I’ll be sure to take some pictures if I can. Of course, last Canucks/Oilers game I went to there we lost, so hopefully I’m not a horrible jinx.

Oh, and of course:
7-2 Canucks, Kesler GWG

by splnwezel on Apr 4, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

feel free to post the pics in a fanpost/shot. We’ll front page it. Have a great time!

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 4, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Apr 4, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

AMFB decides it.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Apr 4, 2011 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Nux

im gonna go out on a limb here and give the winner to tambelini… BREAK OUT OF THE SLUMP!!!

by Tomi Rosenthal on Apr 5, 2011 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

4-0 Canucks, Daniel

Same prediction as last game… hopefully it doesn’t end as horrifically wrong.

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Apr 5, 2011 4:14 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Apr 5, 2011 4:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's try something different

5-1 Canucks, Kesler

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 5, 2011 4:56 AM PDT reply actions  

From what I’ve learn’t, trying something different never works

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Apr 5, 2011 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Nucks, Burrows

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Apr 5, 2011 5:42 AM PDT reply actions  

6-3 Canucks, Burrows gwg

All 3 Oilers goals scored by a returning Pavel Bure, as a final “fuck you” to the Canucks for not inducting him into the ring of honour.

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another Eskimo

by van Malmsteen on Apr 5, 2011 6:21 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

dank

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 5, 2011 6:47 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks/Danny

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Apr 5, 2011 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Nucks, Dank. Hey, it got me 1 point last game.

Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!

by Vancouverguy on Apr 5, 2011 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Grrr, after being first in all categories so late in the year

it would suck to end up 2nd. 7-0, Salo.

"Gold medal, silver medal, bronze medal; for me, potato." - Emil Zatopek

by sylvan on Apr 5, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THEM!!

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Apr 5, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

totally

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Apr 5, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god we're starting to show more asses on the site :)

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140 characters of pure hell

"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 5, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

maybe I should have censored…

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 5, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I was going to post a great shot of mine.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Apr 5, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Na, I’m kidding. Be a proud papa damn it.

In fact, you should send that to the Province. They’re looking for fans with good images for some playoff pieces. I got the lady’s email if you’d like it.

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140 characters of pure hell

"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

send it to me please

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 5, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emailed it on over.

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140 characters of pure hell

"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 5, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice kid, Zan

but I did not know you had a twin sister
i will be more wary of you moving forward

6-1 Canucks Daniel Sedin

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 5, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Lui will pitch a shutout

The Nucks don’t like to be embarrassed, my guess is that they will make an example of Edmonton tonight, 5-0. and the Sedins will feast.

by thegreek on Apr 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks. Burrows.

by marcness52 on Apr 5, 2011 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks

Daniel Sedin

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by The Canuck Fan on Apr 5, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 4-2

Raymond =gwg

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by Hodge on Apr 5, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t get double the points. Thanks for trying though =)

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 5, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nucks 2—3
Dank FTW

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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 5, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 Canucks, Salo GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Close

For the wrong team unfortunately

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 6, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 Oilers

Oh, damn, look at the time.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Apr 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!

Fu*****jack***

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 6, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

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