Predators At Canucks Game 1 Preview: From A Great Height
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT
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Print| PREDATORS (44-27-11) |
CANUCKS (54-19-9) | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Thurs 6:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC |
| Reg. Season Series | 2-2 |
Last Meeting |
3-1 Canucks |
| The Enemy | On The Forecheck | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 5-2-7 Fisher: 3-3-6 |
| Preds |
Category | Canucks |
| Won 2 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 2-1 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
3-1 |
| +2 |
Goals For / Against +/- | -8 |
| 3.67 (2) |
Goals Per Game | 2.29 (14) |
| 3.33 (11) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.14 (10) |
| 1.60 (4) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.79 (12) |
| 22.2 (6) |
Power Play % |
22.2 (6) |
| 63.6 (16) |
Penalty Kill % |
79.3 (8) |
| 31.7 (7) |
Shots Per Game | 31.1 (9) |
| 27.2 (2) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.9 (7) |
| 100 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 75 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 75 |
| 0 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 50 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 100 |
| 159 (13) |
Hits | 281 (1) |
| 76 (13) |
Blocked Shots |
74 (14) |
| 53.7 (2) |
Faceoffs % | 48.1 (12) |
| 12.8 (9) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
18.3 (16) |
| NHL.com |
Geez, can't I just be hung over in peace? No, Round 2 starts right away for the Canucks. The Predators have been sitting in limbo since Sunday, after disposing of the Ducks in 6 games. This is new ground for Nashville, who has never been to round 2 in the history of their franchise. Early prognostications have this being a much less exciting series. Lots of defence. Less goals. I'm willing to keep an open mind and accept that this series could be better than that.
Do not underestimate the Predators. Take a look at their player stats from round 1. They get scoring from a lot of different players. That is something that the Canucks did not have against the Blackhawks. But we do have a second line in Raymond-Kesler-Burrows that looks better and better all the time. So at least some of the pressure is off the Sedins.
I think this series is going the distance. At least 6, in my opinion. I have a lot of respect for this Preds team. Scroll down the page to see what else is going on with these 2 teams. The Canucks' "cold" list below is disturbing, as is the Preds' hot/cold list.
Well whaddaya know..2 Vezina finalists in the same series. Looking forward to the goalie match up.
LINKS
-Despite Game 7 win, Vancouver Canucks still face pressure cooker. (Mike Chen, SBN)
-Mike Gillis fined for referee rant. (TSN). Oh well, at least the officiating was much better in game 7.
-Dan Hamhuis talks about Game 7 and playing against his former team. (Canucks.com).
-Dirk Hoag from On The Forecheck talks Preds/Canucks with the Kurtenbloggers. You really need to check that out for a good look at what the Preds are all about.
-The Province eats crow about Luongo.
-Nice work, Canucks fans (Vancouver Sun)
-How the Preds can shut down the Sedin Twins (On The Forecheck). That's easy. Shadow Dank. Hank won't shoot. haha
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Mikael Samuelsson
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Alexandre Burrows
Chris Higgins-Maxim Lapierre-Jannik Hansen
Victor Oreskovich-Tanner Glass-Raffi Torres
PREDATORS
Martin Erat-David Legwand-Joel Ward
Sergei Kostitsyn-Mike Underwood-Patric Hornqvist
Nick Spaling-Jerrod Smithson-Jordin Tootoo
Steve Sullivan-Blake Geoffrion-JP Dumont/Matt Halischuk
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, critic-silencer
Pekka Rinne
#35 / Goalie / Nashville Predators
6-5
207
Nov 03, 1982
Profile: The Pred that worries me the most
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Alexandre Burrows: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 2 games.
COLD
-Henrik Sedin: 1 assist in his last 4 games.
-Ryan Kesler: 1 assist in his last 3.
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal in his last 31.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 18.
-Jannik Hansen: 0 points in his last 5.
-Christopher Higgins: 0 points in his last 6.
-Mikael Samuelsson: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 9.
-Raffi Torres: 0 points in his last 10.
PREDATORS
HOT
-Martin Erat: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3 games.
-Mike Fisher: 3 goals and 6 points in his last 6.
-David Legwand: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 2.
-Nick Spaling: 2 goals and 2 assist in his last 2 games. WTF.
-Jordin Tootoo: 4 assists in his last 2 games.
-Joel Ward: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 5.
-Shea Weber: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 6.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-D Sami Salo: still no word on Salo
PREDATORS
-F Matthew Lombardi: concussion. Out all season
-F Cal O'Reilly: broken fibula, may return in this series.
-F Marcel Goc: shoulder
-D Francis Boullion: concussion
VIDEO
The last meeting between the Canucks/Preds:
I believe the first ever appearance by the Green Men was vs Nashville:
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3-1 Canooks
Mr Daniel Hamhuis with the GWG.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
3-2 Predators
Dan “Hammer” Hamhuis with the assist on Patric Hornqvist’s GWG. ;-)
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
GO CANUCKS GO!!!
ALEX BURROWS!
ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURROWS!
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
I had been using the great cartoon face off pics as profile pics on facebook, :(
bring them back…. or were they made by the other team?>
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I need to establish hate for the Preds. I really hated the Hawks so had no problem desecrating their logo. My guess is you’ll see something for the game 2 preview.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
plus I have a hangover. Creativity dies
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Hell!
Game 2 my ass. That didn’t take long.
Must be game day. Civilty just died. RIP.
Win it for Manny!
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Awesome.
Love JC with the rifle on his shoulder.
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What's the story behind JC?
I thought he kind of looked like Shea Weber.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny Canuck was a Canadian cartoon hero and superhero who was created as a political cartoon in 1869 and was later re-invented, most notably as a Second World War action hero in 1942.
Initially, Johnny Canuck had no superpowers. Johnny Canuck’s cartoon exploits helped Canada fight against Nazism. Like Captain America, he met Adolf Hitler and almost single-handedly ended the war.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I hear
We are going to those logos if we can entice him home from Smashville. ( easy now, just kidding! )
He does look just like it, doesn’t now?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
he...fack.
Give myself a self DUMBASS on that one.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
hatred for the Preds
Funny you mention that, I wrote the following after one of our games in the Pred series;
“I do know one thing, if we keep playing in the polite manner the games have been contested so far, “Looks like nothings gonna change.” Where are our rectal agitators? I’m half expecting players on both sides to apologize to each other for hard hits."
That changed a little of course in Game five when Hossa bumped into Hamhuis. Still, let me know how that finding hatred for the Preds thing works out. Easier said then done. No doubt it will start with Weber. If O’Brien tlaks enough that might help also.
I had no problem arousing extreme antipathy for the Nucks, Sharks and especially the Flyers last year. The Preds were definitely a different animal.
That is un-sportsmanlike, Sean
we Predator fans don’t hate your Nucks, at least not as much as the Ducks… just sorry about your luck to be playing against a team that is as hungry to advance again. We’ll see if this lasts through the series. No hatred, just want the Preds to advance to the next round.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
we Predator fans don’t hate your Nucks
Yeah right
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 29, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Going Six . . .
. . . but also realize that Nashville gave up 20 goals in 6 games, which averages over 3 a game, to the Ducks. Either Burrows or Kesler, in my opinion, is going to break out in this series and I feel the Canucks, as a team, is much better defensively than the Ducks. I feel the Canucks can win this in 6 games.
As for this particular game, it wouldn’t surprise me if the Canucks come out strong, then fall flat from the 2nd period on. Since it will be very unpopular, I could see a 2-1 Nashville win w/ Mike Fisher potting the winner.
Vancouver has scoring talent obviously but don’t ignore that the Ducks had Getzlaf, Ryan, Richard winner Perry and Teemu “6G in 6GP” Selanne.
Pension Plan Puppets*
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The Finnish Flash
is still an incredible player to watch. In Nashville, even with all the Duck hate, few of us had anything bad to say about Selanne.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks cant get out of 2nd round
I dont think the Canucks monkey was beating the Blackhawks but getting out of the second round. Last time it happened was well before I liked hockey. There were the last two years, the Ducks in 07 and my personal favorite the Wild in 03. Preds got this.
Weber is going to bust Burrows face with a slap shot.
Either way this is going to be the loudest series in round two
You’re already making it the most annoying. Pretrolling. Very sad.
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sound logic from a fan of a team who just popped their cherry hitting the same milestone
“Preds got this.”
Well I’m sold. Screw it, heading off to watch basketball.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, no...
The Preds finally got past the FIRST round, for the first time ever
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
I know that :)
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...
Because a group of players—only 3 (at most) of whom are still here—was wearing the Canucks jersey in the 2003 playoffs has zero relevance to the outcome of this series.
Second, both the Ducks and the Hawks went on to win Stanley Cups in the years they beat Vancouver. The time that Chicago was the only series in which Vancouver was favoured and did not win.
Since you admittedly have not been a hockey fan for very long you may not have noticed that the Canucks were the best team in the league this season. And that was for a reason. In none of the previous 4 years were they even close to being the best team.
by east_van_joe on Apr 27, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Preds have never made it out of the second round whatsoever. But cheering for player injuries? Classy.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
not cheering for injuries, but you all saw his bomb of a shot first hand; its just bound to happen at some point.
by predswild2186 on Apr 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit. There have been bigger shots from better players and you’re picking out this one to hurt a specific opponent. Don’t backpedal now.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I just think your team is scum, yet I love your fans; its the opposite with MTL I like their team, but hate their fans.
Just a little Northwest Divisional Hate as a Wild fan, but whoever wins this series needs to take out the Wings or Sharks. and ok you caught me I hate Burrows, think he is a punk.
by predswild2186 on Apr 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no words.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Be ready to defend yourself PW2186, these dudes (and chicks) are brutal!
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
this guy is still butthurt
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still standing Chuckles.
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and mad
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Soooooo mad!
But not butt hurt.
Cmon, post it again.
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you mad!
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Please post that again Shifty!
I’m too stupid to know how, but it was so f-ing funny.
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Please post that again Shifty!
I’m too stupidto know how, but it was so f-ing funny.
Fixed!
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
by Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats
more like it.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 29, 2011 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
“Bust Burrow’s face with a slapshot”?
Seriously? Why so mad dude? Even Keith or Seabrook couldn’t do that, and one of them won the Norris Trophy!
I like the part about being two young ( or, “before I cared about hockey”. ergo- it did not exist then ) as a reason for the Pred’s “got” this.
Hawks had better trolololololololers…they were funny anyhow
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
Come on now
No need to troll. Be civil.
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by Aditya T (smashville) on Apr 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
…ugh.
Lemme quote the late, great Colonel Sanders. He said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
by Chris Burton on Apr 28, 2011 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Game 1 will be more high-scoring than most people think...
After hearing everyone talk about how low-scoring this series will be, players on both teams will subconsciously take more chances and, combined with the less-than-stellar recent play of the two Vezina Trophy finalists will make game 1 a high-scoring affair.
Let’s say 5-3 for the good guys with Edler on the GWG.
There's a lotta big matchups where what you think will happen is exactly what doesn't.
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The good guys?
now that’s subjective…
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering how dirty Nashville is…
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
homer. I guess I have to respect that, I am a homer as well.
Considering how dirty Nashville is…
And just how dirty is that?
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not very, but since Nashville fans pretend Vancouver is (and they aren’t) I felt I should do the same.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
The only one that I've seen called out
for dirty play at On the Forecheck is Lapierre. And that’s just for his league leading 3 Diving penalties this season.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, you haven’t seen Nashville trolls around Nucks Misconduct then. Probably a good thing, you know how trolls are.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
they're probably not Nashville trolls
at least not from On the Forecheck. They’re probably mostly sore Blackhawk bandwagoneers. We obtained a lot of them in the last 24 hours.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't blame the Hawks for your own trolls
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
All Hawks fans are trolls
teehee.
/runs away
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Section
Perpetually stuck in elementary school
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not recently. From our regular season (one-sided) rivalry.
Yes they were Nashville trolls, not all from OTF (not what I implied) but some of them were/are.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
No
they’re actually from OTF.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But
diving calls are usually code for a “STFU” from a ref fed up with you complaining or something.
AV was his old coach, has that under control. But he does have a rep, so I understand. Been pretty good here though. Think he got one rep call in Rd one, put in the box for 10 for just whatever.
That’s the line that can change this series, Lapierre and Higgins look to be renewing their chemistry, and building some with Hansen.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
This begs for a “Nashville is SO dirty…”
Nashville is SO dirty, even SOB won’t hit on the girls in the bars!
(I kid cause I love, I’m sure Nashville is a perfectly nice place)
well maybe you can come visit during the playoffs
and find out. Your team will be needing some moral support when they experience the fanaticism of the Bridge during playoffs. I didn’t think that my fellow Nashvillians could get that worked up about hockey; they made me proud.
I hope to visit B.C. (and maybe Vancouver while I’m there) at the first opportunity, after I finish school and obtain an income.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And that is why the “Nashville shouldn’t have a team” thing is silly. If you can fill an arena and support a team financially, then of course you should have a team (I don’t know about the profit sharing situation of Nashville, and that could reasonably affect the financial wellbeing of the team).
If you visit BC, unless you drive in from Alberta or middle-of-virtually-nowhere Washington State, you’ll have to pass through Vancouver. It’s nice. Bring me whisky?
of course
driving to the west coast from alberta is a drive everyone should take at least once in their life. Preferrably calgary to banff then up to jasper then thru to vancouver. The banff / jasper highway (icefields parkway actually) is very possibly the most beautiful road i’ve ever driven on…don’t try it in winter tho, it’s usually closed.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 29, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
We could come visit
I am paying roughly 600 bucks to go to Van for game 2 with travel costs, ticket ($206 for row 12 upper deck) and food for the weekend. Staying at my parents is saving me some money. I read that tickets in Nashville in the upper deck are as cheap as 45 bucks. So it would be cheaper to fly Vancouver to Nashville and go to a game than for me to go from where I live to Van to watch the game.
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
few thoughts
1) It’s too fucking soon! Distilled haven’t even processed yesterday yet.
2) ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURROWS!!!!
3) Looks like we stick with Radiohead until further notice? I’m cool with it.
4) Really looking forward to the Rinne / LuonGod matchup. I expect it to be huge.
5) I’m not as weary about the spread in Predisposition offensive output in the first round. They didn’t have to face Hiller. Instead they got a gibbled Emery and #danellisproblems. Our scoring would look much better in the same situation.
6) ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURROWS!!!
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
intuitive text
It is a lie. Hate this shift. See what I mean? Can’t even say shift….fuck.
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 27, 2011 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Radiohead? Woohoo! Good music!
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Radiohead = lucky.
Not that I believe in that shit, but it does make me feel better saying it
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You do it
to yourself, just you.
Win it for Manny.
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G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it'll be high scoring tomorrow
the boys will be flying – still going off adrenaline from tuesday nite
5-2 us – Kesler
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by cyclone's ghost on Apr 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Thatta girl. Feels good, don’t it?
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well I was wrong on all but one of my predictions last time
Not sure if you guys will really want me doing this :D
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
hahaha--you kept picking Kes
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 28, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions
you don't understand
I was only right about the team that won once. That’s the important part.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
How YOU doin'?
Welcome stacie.
;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
I'm allowed at least one more day of depression :(
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Radiohead.
Paranoid Android is the last song Radiohead played at their last Vancouver concert, at UBC. Thom asked us if they should play Just (?) or Paranoid Android as the last song. It was so fucking awesome. Well done Sean.
3-1 Canucks
Keslord GWG.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Lucky bast.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Hey Chuckles
I found this for sale and I thought you might be interested:
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
OH GOD
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but
you’ll be going to Adele and I’ll probably miss it, so its a wash :D
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Also 87
I got some music pour toi.
You might as well go ahead and get all their albums now.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Adele is awesome possum
but it ain’t no Radiohead.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
True
but I’d do terrible things including paying extreme amounts of money to go see her live.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Nucks, Burrows
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
if tomorrow’s not a sloppy shit sandwich on the canucks’ part i’ll be pleasantly surprised. 3-2 Preds, Erat.
Reminds me. Is Erat healthy again? Thought he was out for awhile.
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 27, 2011 10:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That's still under lock and key.
Upper body injury still after the Jarkko hit.
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
The Preds had the shitty travel, and off since Sunday thing going.
1st period will be huge though. Get out to a lead on the tired team. Nucks are totally in the “day on/day off” habit as well.
They said he is starting Game 1 on TEAM today.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
3-2 Nooks
The KesLord returneth.
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 27, 2011 10:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Shane O'brien
How many dumb penalties will he take in this series and can he stay away from the Roxy?
Ryan Kesler for MVP
START SCHNEIDER
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
Call up Lack?
Just call me Ili.
First user of the acronym TSP.
One down, three to go. Thank you Alex Motherfucking Burrows!
Follow me: http://twitter.com/#!/TXCanucklehead
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 27, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
recd
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
3-1 Canucks
The Great Dane GWG
"We do sex every day? I'm missing out on something!" - AV
Worried the Canucks will come out flat
But I’m going with the Nucks 4-2 over the Preds and Daniel with the winner.
by Tink for Nucks on Apr 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
2-1 Nucks
Keslord winner.
Man what a game last night! I literally did not get up from the couch once the whole 3 hours. Burrows is so easy to love, but man did Kesler ever bust his ass that series. I wonder whom he’ll get matched up with in Nashville. Will AV give him Weber?
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
.
/Smug and Preening
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
by Canuckles on Apr 27, 2011 11:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
haha!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think she uses a cement mixer to put on all her makeup?
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 28, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahah
I love how Hilary Duff’s in the side. Not the spectacle of the show, I take it.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
LOL
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Luongo said coming back in the 2nd period after his benching was crucial to his getting over the hump and Trotz said that the shorthanded goal at the end of regulation in game 7 was what galvanized the team and brought them to another level. They’ve become accomplished warriors and will win gm 1 4-1 over Nash. and Danny will get the gwg.
Adversity is a great teacher.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
Shane Obrien, yesterday
“Obviously I want to knock them out here,” the outspoken O’Brien said. “If it was Vancouver or Detroit, you want to knock them out. I’d be lying if I said I don’t want to knock them out a little bit more. Obviously I do.”
And
“I know a lot of guys in that dressing room. I know a lot about ways you can get under their skin or get in their head a bit,” O’Brien said. “They’re going to try to do the same to us.”
Actually Shane old buddy, have my doubts on #2. You might. After these other guys, that is going to be more a fly buzzing against the window…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
ZOMG
He’s got Patrick Kane’s Book@
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Kane dropped it at The Roxy.
Win it for Manny!
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Fixed
“ZOMG He’s got Patrick Kane’s Picture Book@”
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Kaner reads like a big boy.
Not just pictures. He likes the Twilight series.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
But I thought he liked sex?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
If he liked sex
he wouldn’t rock the mullet.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
That mullet is not stopping him from getting sex
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Well if a guy that butt fucking ugly
can still get laid with a mullet just cause he is a hockey player I might give up on women all together.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
You know you won't give up on women
There are still some of us out there with standards. It’s the puckbunnies that make us look bad. I hear that’s pretty much the women at the Roxy over there – right?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Hence why I am going there
after game 2!!!
I am Ryan Kesler’s older brother after all. ;)
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I will let you know
but being Todd Bertuzzi’s cousin used to work all the time.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Might try it
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
it might if the lady’s into getting donkey punched
by Passive Voice on Apr 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
one word section:
Lemmy.
Some women are just attracted to fame/power/more than looks. It’s why me and every other player who actually played for a living that i’ve ever met initially picked up a guitar. Even a gay guy i know originally started playing to meet girls. It may not be why we still play, but it was the incentive.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 28, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
And
Kane is really not ugly. Certainly not classically handsome like Sharp, but not coyote ugly either.
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
Everyone looks
like an old pirate hooker compared to Sharpie.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
True
but he is one of the few.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Hjammer too
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Yes our Swedes are pretty
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
What do you ladies think
of Andrew Alberts?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not too bad
on the plus side – he’s a good ol American boy :)
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
“I know a lot about ways you can get under their skin or get in their head a bit”
Shane learned this in the “Using Psychological Mind Play to Affect the Performance of an Opponent” section of his GED textbook.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
SOB needs to stay outta the box for us to win.
He will and we will (hope).
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SOB needs to stay outta theboxlocal watering hole for us to win.
He will and we will (hope).
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche
The truth is always the right answer....
by Pekka for Predator Pontiff on Apr 28, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Nucks
Edler GWG. This series is going to be tough and long. NSH is fantastic at frustrating opposing teams offensive capabilities. Go Nucks Go!
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
The sedins will have room to work this series
As much as I love weber, and I think he’s the best Dman in the NHL the preds just aren’t as mobile as the Blackhawks which is exactly what the sedins need. I’m not saying the Canucks can easily beat the preds but our team speed is going to be much more of an advantage in this series. Our backend being a mobile group is going to be far more obvious as well.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 28, 2011 2:03 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Although
I also said the Canucks were built to beat the hawks and would have trouble with a defensive team like Nashville so what do I know
by Canuckelhead on Apr 28, 2011 2:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
4-1 Canucks, Kesler.
Some stats that jumped out at me:
- Pred’s penalty kill was atrocious against Anaheim, absolutely brutal. If the Canucks can help keep that trend going it’d go a long way to winning the series.
- Similarly, Canucks have taken a boat-load of penalties… same as above applies to them!
- Both goalies haven’t exactly been stellar. Series could easily be decided based on which goalie improves the most from their first round performance.
- Faceoff percentage is just way out of whack compared to the regular season. Good chunk of that could be missing Manny, or facing a pretty good faceoff team in Chicago. Probably both.
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
If you take out games 4 and 5
where the team bailed on Luongo his numbers were very good.
Just looking at games 1-3 and 6-7 Luongo has a .948 save % and a 1.51 GAA
I know it is faulty to take out whole games. But I think we can agree that 4 and 5 were team taking nights off and being horrible not Luongo being bad.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Without games 4-5
which to me is fair enough to ignore, cause that was not the same team on the ice at all, the Canucks as a whole were statistically quite impressive. Luongo’s stats are fantastic, our team statistics (especially goal differential) are very good, and we were 4-1 in those games (and deserved to win game 6 too) so overall we were the much better team. Again, that’s assuming we ignore the two anomalies that I don’t think are evident in any way of the Canucks play.
Based on that, I would expect we can dominate the Preds, who will have a much tougher time scoring “by committee” against us than they did versus the Ducks. Anaheim’s defense was porous and their goaltending questionable; the same cannot be said of the Canucks.
Damned straight those are fair game to ignore. I hate it when CBC posted Lou’s numbers per game and made a story out of it. Completely unjustified.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Luongo was certainly not to blame for those games, and was not directly at fault for a single of those 12 goals. Sure, he could’ve stopped some of them, but when your defense is that porous it’s tough to stop anything at all. And yet critics call it Luongo’s meltdown, which is utterly preposterous. So ignoring those anomalies, and rightfully so, Luongo’s numbers against the Hawks this year and in the playoffs thus far are excellent. And therefore the endless criticism the media has incessantly berated him with is completely unwarranted.
you would think that I know
but logic and reason don’t always enter into the Luongo hate-train.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
3-2 Canucks, Daniel
We’re going to modify the usual go-to prediction for what everyone seems to say is going to be a lower scoring series.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Nucks 4 - Preds 2
Kesler comes to play with a pair, including the GWG.
Bank it.
Canucks in 5 — and I’m not underestimating the Preds. The Canucks are President Cup winners and need a break. Earn it.
Hey everyone, Penguins fan here, but just wanted to stop by and say I’m really pulling for this team this year, especially now that my Pens are done. I know you guys have had your share of injuries this year too, but I hope this is Vancouver’s year.
Go get em Nucks.
thanks man
I REALLLLLY wanted the penguins to win last night…was very disappointed watching that game.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Well, when you go 1-35 on the PP you aren’t going to win too many games and their play got a little too predicatable.
I think what they accomplished
was hugely impressive despite the loss. To go up 3-1 vs Stamkos, St. Louis, Lecavalier and the like without Sid or Geno – and with Jordan Staal as your first line centre – is still an accomplishment in its own right, even if they couldn’t close it out. I shudder to think how could the Pens would be this year if Sid and Geno were healthy all year.
Ya, up 3-1, don’t remind me. I get the feeling a lot that this team has a sense of entitlement that pisses me off, but what can you do. Next year hopefully we have Neal mesh with Sid and Malkin and Staal on a line can make something happen.
But enough about the Pens. Has there been any other word about Malhotra. I can’t find any updates on Google or anything.
Won’t return this season. Surgery was successful though, which is all that really matters.
He’s at the rink heping out any way he can, being Manny basically.
We sure miss him on the ice though.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
It sounds like
he will be able to play next year. Surgery went the best it could possibly go from what I’ve heard, and his vision should be restored well enough so he can continue to play. But this year he’s done, that’s for sure. Which is really unfortunate. But what can you do.
I remember seeing the slow motion and thinking well that doesn’t look that bad. Then I saw it in real time and immediately changed my mind. One of those lapses I guess.
Manny was there in the locker room after game 7, and it was really nice to see in that video that was posted in Missy’s article yesterday. He’s still doing whatever he can to help this team. Good news is, he wasn’t wearing glasses when he was in the locker room, so he must not be as sensitive to light anymore.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Alex. Tough one last night.
Bylsma really did a great job sueezing every last ounce out of what was left on the bench.
Win it for Manny!
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Tough Loss For The Pens
But they got as far as they did and I salute them for that.
Now onto business
3—4 Canucks
KesLORD GWG
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 28, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Way out on a limb... 3-1 nucks, HANK shoots one in
really it was a pass to dank, but it goes off SOB’s ass and into the net. I was gonna predict an SOB empty netter on himself, but I don’t think that will happen til game 3.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Hank shooting?
What madness is that?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not so amazing. Samuelson will be behind the net, Hank was just trying to pass to him through the goal.
Pierre LeBrun's series preview
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs/2011/columns/story?columnist=lebrun_pierre&id=6439112
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
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3-1 Canucks, Raymond
I don’t see the Canucks being gassed from the celebration of beating the Hawks to be honest. In fact I see them playing inspired and confident hockey now
5-1 Canucks
Raymond GWG
Now that the Blackhawks Ghost of the Past has been slain, it’s time to roll!!
It really doesn’t even seem like we are going to start watching the second round in 11 hours. So weird.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
The turnaround time here
is ridiculous. Tough to get nearly as excited for this series after the emotional rollercoaster of the past 2 weeks (and more so the past 36 hours)
I imagine they’re feeling pretty focused, no time to get lazy. I, on the other hand, have 1 game per round and I happened to have home game 4 the first round, and home game 1 this round. I am effing exhausted. I will try to yell and be a hooligan tonight though.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
OTF looks at MayRay
http://www.ontheforecheck.com/2011/4/28/2137742/mason-raymond-vancouver-canucks
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
I wouldn’t mind some feedback on that post, not because I’m a shameless plugger, but b/c I rarely paid close attention to Raymond this year and am not sure how accurate that post is.
Lemme quote the late, great Colonel Sanders. He said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
by Chris Burton on Apr 28, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Solid post
but if Raymond goes to the outside when entering the attacking zone, it doesn’t matter whether he’s facing two pylons on defense, he’s gonna skate around the net and turn the puck over.
He’s been very good ever since he was placed with Kesler and Burrows though. Wouldn’t surprise me to see him break out in this series (along with Kesler, who is long overdue for a goal or 4 and his play of late is deserving of it).
and what we've been waiting for
Pass It To Bulis with the Puck Daddy Eulogy on the Hawks
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Those boys
sure be getting famous.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Let us mourn Joel Quenneville, whose stylish moustache may have been the only thing that survived the great post-cup purge, thanks to its no-movement clause.
Yes. Yes that will do.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
My favorite line
A very solid Eulogy overall. I’m a pretty big fan of Pass it to Bulis, they do some very good writing.
Hahaha
Money quote:
You had to know that a youthful team like Chicago was at-risk for one, if for no other reason than the presence of Patrick Kane(notes), whose name is synonymous with the terms “hangover” and “at-risk youth.”
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Oh, and this just makes my day...
one of the comments on the eulogy:
One other thing I forgot to mention was I think is was a mistake by coach Q to sit John Scott in game seven. The Canucks went right back. to the hard hitting style they found success with in game 1. When Scott was in the lineup the Hawks won 3 straight and Canucks had to play a more normal game. They would of had to pay a price from Scott if they told liberties with Hawks players while he was out there.
Scott was obviously the biggest reason the Hawks went on a 3 game tear. LMAO
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"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
John Scott, he of 59 seconds of ice time in Game 6, the key to the Hawks. My day has just been made.
It's his aura, man
His AURA! He doesn’t need to be playing. Just has to sit there. That strikes fear into any team so they don’t dare play physical.
Cuz heaven forbid he actually comes out to play….. and takes a dumb penalty…….
His aura man! I seen it!
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Souptin alert
DarrenDreger Darren Dreger
Former Canuck and ex-Leafs captain, Mats Sundin will attend games 1+2 of the Nashville-Vancouver series.
Nobody tell Sean. Let it be a surprise.
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Put a fucking jersey on the guy! Maybe he’ll get Kesler scoring again!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked Sundin too!
He did wonders for Kesler in less than a year. Imgaine if he had started the year with him!
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I don’t think it was just Kesler, I think the Sedin’s picked up a lot from him as well on how to be better leader’s, stay even keel, etc.
He had a lasting effect from such a short time frame.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
well, he was there when we won game 5 in chicago last year, maybe he’ll be a bit of luck.
notice the “maybe”
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4-2 DANIEL
Being sick sux.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
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Can't Wait For Tonight's game!
Go Nucks Go!
And it’s so much fun to watch a team that has actual goal scorers on it!
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The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 28, 2011 7:27 AM PDT reply actions
Man
This is starting already? Oi
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I know
I’m still not recovered from Tuesday. My liver is going to hate me… even more than it already does, of course.
Just call me Ili.
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One down, three to go. Thank you Alex Motherfucking Burrows!
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by TXCanucklehead on Apr 28, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
5-2 Hank
The scoreboard says Hank scored, but it’s actually Dank, because they switched jerseys to screw Rinne and the rest of the Nashville team over.
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
4-2 Nucks
Dank
Bieksa reminds me of Han Solo, except with the charm...or the Wookie at his side, unless you count Alberts.
Hello
Just wanted to drop by and say good luck to the van fans. I will be pulling for my Predators, even though it will be a tough fought series. It is going 6 or 7 games. I think the Preds can win in six if we steal one of the first two. I think tonight maybe the most likely that steal. I
Here is a sidenote… the Nucks maybe have to go through all the Central divisions playoff teams to get to the Cup finals….
I agree
About the Nucks having to go thru the central division. Not about the Preds in six.
May the best team win!
by Tink for Nucks on Apr 28, 2011 9:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The “mental disorder” comment has been deleted. This is going to be a feeling out process with Preds fans. But regardless, it was flagged and deemed offensive.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
Car’s been running like crap lately. Put a timing light on it to see if that was an issue. Turns out it was as I thought. The timing was…oh never mind.
Win it for Manny!
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heheh
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, Sean. OtF usually doesn’t spawn/get many trolls, but the playoffs bring a lot more traffic and subsequently, more boneheads. I’ll be the first to stand up for a regular user, or play troll ID, if you will.
Lemme quote the late, great Colonel Sanders. He said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
by Chris Burton on Apr 28, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I like patrolling this site and keeping my nose out of other people’s sites mostly in that regard.
This is my county, bitch! haha. You’re out of your jurisdiction here! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Day before: everyone should grow a thicker skin.
Today: ambiguous jokes may hurt someone.
:/
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The more you know!
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this piques
my demented curiosity.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hehehe
A lot of people voted on the confidence poll before Tuesday night…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I should just lie but I won’t. I voted 100% all year that night I voted 50%. Treacherous.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
BURN THIS ONE!
Win it for Manny!
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Suggestion to make Hank score more
Tape a large cutout of Daniel inside the other team’s net at the start of each period.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
by Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Do that every game
and Hank becomes an instant 50-goal socrer
Careful there
He might see both the cutout and his actual bro and end up passing btwn them to average out the insanity.
And Dank may never shoot again for fear of defiling his perfect face!
Not good. =P
Preds 4-3 overtime winner for Weber
Why not 10 nights in a row with overtime?
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
Because I need more than 4 hours of sleep. :(
Seriously, because of Game 7 I ended up leaving my car keys at work the next day.
Still worth it. And I didn’t scratch myself up too badly tromping through the woods trying to dodge traffic.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Looks like Salo
isn’t in the morning skate today :|
VanCanucks Vancouver Canucks
#Canucks are on the ice for morning skate, Sami Salo is the only player missing.
Perfect. I like Ballard in there
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what the hell is even wrong. Have they even said if it’s upper/lower body?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
watch his last shift
if u can find it…when he leaves the ice it looked to me like it’s definitely below the waist…i thought he got nutted, but it could be a groin pull/tear or even his achilles acting up. Obviously I could be wrong, but he skated past hamhuis I think very gingerly and went to the bench.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 28, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish the entire NM
community good luck the rest of the way. Your team however, I would like to see become Mel Brook’s definition of comedy: fall into an open sewer and die.
Preds 3-2 Suter.
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
Ha!
It’s going to take me the rest of the day to wrap my head around this statement. Chicken or egg?
Damn you!
/looks up paradox
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See, I just want
“the rest of the way” to be really short.
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
19,000 people
…simultaneously shitting their pants waiting for Game 7 OT.
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Do you have a bigger version? I’d like to play Canucks Jersey Bingo.
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Sure but it looks like imageshack has a max size limit..suggestions?
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by reggiedunlop on Apr 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Photoshop it and increase image size
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
The tension in the air is thick. You can cut it with a knife!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I think everyone was still in shock over Toews shorty.
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by reggiedunlop on Apr 28, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I know our group was in shock.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Moose begin their 2nd Round Series tonight as well!
Moose visit Hamilton to take on the Bulldogs this evening. Look for Eddie Lack to get the start, as he allowed TWO goals in the final 3 games as the team overcame a 3-1 series deficit to advance.
Sergei Shirokov had a point in all 7 games in the first round. Nice. And Marco Rosa is 2nd in the AHL in playoff scoring with 12 points in 7 games. Not bad at all!
Go Moose! Go Canucks!
3-2 Moose
4-1 Canucks (Higgins with GWG)
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Lovin the Moose comeback. Hope they have a good night!
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY SHANE
Don’t worry, it’s still open despite the website being under construction.
Bring Shea and Ryan with you while you are at it. Pekka too.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
It will be 3-2 canucks, kesler with the game winning goal. I hope whoever it was in my section that puked before game 7 (before the anthems even) is not at the game tonight. Nervous pukers should go to the bathroom.
Also, some idiot guy went to the girl’s washroom, waited in line, and then went into the stall with his wife/girlfriend, and was tall enough that he could look over stall doors if he wanted to. I told security, and they didn’t kick him out!!! How does that happen? I hope he’s not there either, I don’t need to see that.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions
WTF
Why did he feel the need to go to the bathroom with his wife/girlfriend?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
No idea, it was ridiculous. When he was in line, he kept covering his face like he was embarrassed, but he didn’t leave. And it’s not like the girl was drunk. It was so stupid.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep
Gonna be a tight race between him and Perry. But since the media is incredibly shortsighted, they’ll remember Perry’s 19 goals in 16 games run to end the season more so than any of Daniel’s accomplishments. We’ll see who comes out on top but I think it’ll probably be Perry.
In case you were wondering about the last series
From BehindTheNet, the Fenwick with the score tied:
Team SF SA Fen%
pit 104 67 60.8
van 50 33 60.2
was 108 89 54.8
mon 58 49 54.2
phi 85 73 53.8
det 40 37 51.9
la 67 62 51.9
nsh 38 36 51.4
ana 36 38 48.6
sj 62 67 48.1
pho 37 40 48.1
buf 73 85 46.2
bos 49 58 45.8
nyr 89 108 45.2
chi 33 50 39.8
tb 67 104 39.2
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Forgive me for my ignorance
but what exactly is this measuring? The ratio of shots for and against?
shots
even strength, 5 on 5
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ah ok
They went out
because they lost by one goal… They were easily the better team in the first 4 games of that series.
To be precise
Shots on goal Plus Shots Missed, 5-on-5 when the score was tied.
Even the National Post hates us
Canucks as Canada’s team? No thanks
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Perfect
I don’t want people liking us.
But that guy is still a tool and troll.
Hamhuis is a head hunting hypocrite?
Why is Sami being fragile a reason NOT to root for us? (that one is really odd)
What’s wrong with the Sedins? I thought he was going to make a sisters joke there.
Someone’s just jealous
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The guy's previous article
is entitled “In Vancouver, ‘C’ is for Choke”. And he’s written 4 other hockey-related articles since December, 2 of which are about the waffle toss at the Leafs game. So yeah, he’s just a glorified Canucks troll.
Spoken like a true Leafs fan. Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sort of like the National Post
Is Canada’s National Paper. Ummm, No thanks.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
Not gonna deprive jizosh of his image post
which will be sure to follow soon enough, but:
GAMEDAY BITCHES.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
Ode to the Preds
Welcome to Vancouver, you Saber Toothed Tigers
You know they’re extinct right?
Or perhaps you are Ligers?
Whatever you are, you’re the colour of mustard
Yellow, how fitting as surely you’re flustered
Flustered with fear that you’ll not find a gear
That is fast enough to keep up with the team we have here
Luckily you’re blessed with a true man of Moxy
His name’s Shane O’Brien and he used to live at the Roxy
Then you’ve got Tootoo; he feeds on raw meat
Is he crazy mad tough or just allergic to wheat?
And how about the man with no neck, they call Trotz?
Whose torso appears to have been carved from a block?
Holy shit Nashville, you’ve a weird fucking team
If it weren’t for Shea Weber, we’d assume this a dream
Enjoy round two, because you won’t see round three
Perhaps call Patrick Kane and have him save you a tee
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Okay, this is genius. Amazing flow, right number of syllables. Great job man.
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
btw
are you actually from right here on the island?
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yep, same here.
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Also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Which is awesome, because if you’re from the Island you’re geographically pre-disposed to being rad.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What if you lived in Duncan for
6 months to a year?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You could start a funk band called “Funcan” and if you attract the right groupies, be rad. However, you can’t say you’re “From the Island” and be rad by default. Sorry.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What if I told you
James street, amongst other streets in Duncan, is named after my great great great (not sure how many greats to be honest) grandfather who was one of the first 2 or 3 families to settle in the area that is now Duncan?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say that your Great (to the power of three) Grandfather is a legend, whose spirit rules the radosphere. And if I were you, I would try to channel his mythos into your stage presence when you start touring with your band, called Funcan.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What about
“Rosemary and Time”
I have always thought that would be a great name for a band. Of course you would need a lead singer named Rosemary.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen, 312…I can’t mentor you, if you can’t hear what I’m saying. If you want to spend the rest of your days touring with Earth Wind and Fire on the Folk music circuit, you go right ahead. But I guarantee you that one day, you’ll hear your awesome Grandfather whispering “needs more bass” from the heavens above.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, radosphere.
I would tend to agree with your statements. I’ve lived in the Comox Valley for about 10 years, and I’ve gotta say that the island is one of the best places to live, period.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Comox, eh?
i was born and raised in Campbell River, now living in Victoria.
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heh
And I graduated from GP Vanier back in the day. North Islanders….scary bunch. Scary awesome.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
what year? i am ’04.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
I’m older than Gandolph and that’s all you need to know, Son. (sent from my mobile device while riding a horse in the mountains)
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough. That probably makes you one of the coolest “old” men I know then.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Shadowfax!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If I get to meet the
Folksmen I am in.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as cool
As the rest of us longer time Islanders
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Don't you live in Ontario?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
But I lived in Victoria for 7 years
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I lived in Nanaimo for 11
but I think that makes me fail by default.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
As a Preds fan...
I must say, this is awesome!
Besides the goal differential and hits, the team comparisons look pretty close. Hoping for another exciting round for both teams.
Thank you. You have fine etiquette, Nashvillian. Do you like Country music? If so, have you heard the song called “Feed Jake”? It has a line in it that goes, “If I die before I wake, feed Jake; he’s been a good dog.” Why is that relevant? I have no idea, but it sounds like something Shane O’Brien would sing.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I “like” country music…I guess I do. Is it the first choice I go to on my iPod, no, but it is there, so I guess I have to own up to it a little bit. Growing up in TN, country music just happens to be part of the environment whether you like it or not. Kind of like my high school friend that I took out to the honky tonk bars on Broadway (the obligatory place for tourists and anyone visiting from a small town on their first trip to the “big” city). A life long rap fan that “hated” country music somehow knew all the words to the country songs the bands were playing once we got a few drinks into him.
I digress…Feed Jake is hilarious, just like Shane (known to our fan base lovingly as “SOB”) is a pretty funny too.
by Frattaway on Apr 28, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
On my shit, THANK YOU! You just reminded me of the phrase, “Honkey-Tonk”! And I just rec’d that (not really sure what this does, but I think its good) because tonight, every time the Canucks score, I’m going to scream “HONKEY-TONK!”
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And I will now call you
The Honky Tonk Man.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh – I’ve been called worse and I am seriously considering a trip to Nashville to cheer on the Nucks, so I may just get the chance to Honky Tonk for real!
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Smashville something people actually say?
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Probably the same
people who say “lol” instead of just laughing.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes it is actually
it’s part of the publicity campaign for hockey around here. I have two opening night game shirts from this season, and Smashville is exactly what it says on them.
That’s ok, I don’t really know anything about Vancouver either except that the last winter olympics were there and that it’s a Mecca for stoners. New Amsterdam or something?
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Knowing nothing about the city of Vancouver is different from not knowing a marketing campaign from Nasvhille. But that’s okay. I don’t mind.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
everytime i see smashville
my brain translates it as smallville, and i keep expecting chloe to save the day with her web skills.
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 29, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
everytime i see smashville
I think there’s an orgy going on somewhere.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 29, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
:O
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 29, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
That’s awesome. Usually only Beantown does stuff like that, and he’s been awfully quiet. Bean, where thee be?
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Canucklebutts
Dank
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
VanCanucks Alex Burrows had a baby girl at 9:10 Wednesday night, named her Victoria. “It’s been an emotional few days.” #Canucks
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
He wasn’t showing whatsoever. I’m surprised.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
2 goals carrying all that baggage?
Impressive.
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
What's with
Everyone having kids this year? Who hasn’t had a kid on the team, and maybe they should get on that since it’s been helping everyone else out
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
all our players are the ripe age for making babies.
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Also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Well, the ripe age for making babies is pretty wide
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yes
all our players are between the ages of 14 and 73
by Passive Voice on Apr 28, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, true
i should’ve said they’re the ripe age for starting families, considering our modern-day society.
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Also ramble on Twitter every so often.
Love the name
since Burrows was very much victorious on Tuesday night.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mean to suprise you again but all ESPN ‘experts’ picked the Canucks except one… yup Scott Burnside. That guy really hates the Canucks
Burnside
is a Canucks troll. He wouldn’t pick them to beat a beer league team. I hope we make him eat crow for all the crap that spews from his writing.
All you Gleeks out there
a.k.a fans of the show Glee, the star Cory Monteith is HUGE Canucks fan and here he is professing his love for the boys & Game 7
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/58790617.html
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Why do you think I’m dancing around my office in a silver tracksuit? Because its fun? Duh.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I might actually like the Canucks LESS after hearing that news.
Can’t believe I’d be saying that 2 days after that awesome night against the Hawks…but yeah.
I do not understand the appeal of Glee. Perhaps someone can fill me in.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
You are a heartless
soulless freak?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't like Glee?
Just kidding. I don’t really “get it” either but the one or two episodes I have watched I can see why people like it.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i know LOTS of people who absolutely love it. i have watched it a few times this season, but there’s usually hockey on, and hockey >>> Glee.
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I’ve seen parts of a couple episodes as well, and my thought would be if you want to listen to music, there are better records out there, if you want to watch dancing, there is much better dancing elsewhere, and if you want to watch TV, there are many better shows out there.
Mashing them all together into one product? Didn’t work for me at all.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I’m still dancin’ fuckers. Sweatin’ like a bitch, but I’m still goin’.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't stand Glee either....
but Monteith is the man (I think?) – still cheering on the Canucks instead of taking the easy way out and cheering for the L.A. Queens for the sake of convenience…
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Congrats to Burrows and his wife on their new baby girl Victoria
VanCanucks Alex Burrows had a baby girl at 9:10 Wednesday night, named her Victoria. "It’s been an emotional few days." #Canucks
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
Alex Burrows is a dad!
His wife gave birth yesterday to a bouncing baby girl. I fanshotted the interview where he talks a bit about it. What a week for this guy!
Y’all need to read the thread.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
?
?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Two previous parentless comments.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Sheesh, parents
Never around when you need em’. MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOA! MOM, THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
From the island of Meatloa?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Its in Polynesia. Obviously, you don’t surf.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I searched the thread before Sean's post
then spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out if I was doing the fanshot properly.
Sorry!
Don’t apologize to me, APOLOGIZE TO YOUR READERS!!!!!!!!1
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
How do you know he/she wasn’t?
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Cause that’s not how replies work, Seannnnn.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Are there actually rules involved with this shiz? What happens by the end of the 2nd period and I’ve got a few stouts in me? I am expected to play by the reply rules then too? That’s a lot of pressure man…a lot of pressure. I mean, we’re all friends here, right?
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There are, that’s what those buttons mean. But reply fails are common enough that you should never feel under pressure.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
/passes the joint
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
That stuff will melt your brain from the inside out. Didn’t you ever see the commercial? With the eggs? You think that shit grows outta’ the ground? Hell no! It grows outta’ the dirt. You like smoking dirt?
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked that commerical
I love eggs.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
someone is wearing their officially licensed “Section 312 Grumpy Pants™” today.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You should borrow my “Sarcastic Shifty Socks” to translate those exclamation marks.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Well maybe you should wear my
“I knew you were being sarcastic and was making a joke more at my own expense that at yours Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides ass masking pant suit”
So there.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So was I. Same as every other time.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I know
just wanted to talk about my pant suit.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean come on Shifty
You are making it harder and harder for me to plug my new line of clothes. Jeez.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Who makes it?
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Dammit
I was just going to say that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
4-2 Nuckies
Maximum lapierre ftw, thats right!
P.S. Go Lightning!!!!
NUCKS and BOLTS - Nothin' but love for the Canucks, Lightning and San Diego Chargers
all you need to do is pick a basketball team from the northeast and you’ll be about the most far-flung fan around.
by Passive Voice on Apr 28, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
As a fan of the Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors, I am fairly close as well.
I should really just switch from the Raptors to the Clippers. Equally brutal franchise, but then I’d have to travel all over the continent every couple years to see my teams play.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
There ya go
I’m a fan of the Jays, so that’ll take me to the 4 corners of the continent. Jevant, at least the Clippers have Blake Griffin :P, something to cheer about haha.
NUCKS and BOLTS - Nothin' but love for the Canucks, Lightning and San Diego Chargers
today's Great Moments In Hawks Schadenfreude
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
hahaha
Kaner
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
haha Hammer
The former Nashville Predators defenseman did not hesitate when asked Thursday morning about any differences that allowed Nashville to advance — finally — in the NHL playoffs.
"They got rid of me," he said.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
Hamhuis is the guy who was driven into the boards head first by Hossa, giving his team a power play late in the game with a one-goal lead when the series was tied 2-2. Kane scored shorthanded (5-on-5, net empty). The refs somehow forgot to give Hossa a game misconduct, so Hossa scored in OT to steal game 5.
Hey look
big georges laraque is at the game…http://yfrog.com/gya1yqxj
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Gonna miss the first period due to work
GO CANUCKS GO
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Same
and same.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a PVR
have had one for years.
But there is no way in hell I am going to watch a game that way. If it isn’t live I can’t handle it. I just fast forward to goals cause I can’t take the suspense.
I mean really? What kind of person would watch sports on tape delay rather than live? Doesn’t even compare if you ask me. Which is why I get up at 5am to watch soccer.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I use it when two games are on, and I can fast forward through the other when mine is on a break.
But hell yes. I get up early for games sometimes too.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
I absolutely hate commercials, and by the time I get home, wind down, cook dinner, eat, it’s already half an hour into the game and I can forward all the commercials. I don’t go on the computer, don’t read twitter, so I can concentrate on only the game. I like it better that way. Commercials distract me.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 29, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Clarification
I do not do this during the playoffs.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 29, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
There's only one prediction that really matters
And that’s Theo Fleury’s.
Has anyone heard from him lately?
We are all RELIEVED
Think his prediction will be announced during “Little People, Big World”
Stay tuned…
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 28, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
*snicker*
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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heheh
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 28, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the game thread?
Or will there be another one later?
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, Brian Campbell...need I go on?
hey sean
u planning on coming to the city at some point?
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
ONLY if the Nucks make the Finals!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Otherwise it’ll be late summer
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saying
The Mike Underwood thing is laughable. Hockey fans know better, at least in Nashville they do. I couldn’t pick Carrie Underwood out of a lineup; done-up blondes are a dime a dozen around here, but all Predators fans know who Mike Fisher is.
Are you guys hockey fans?
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Are you really getting defensive about the Mr. Underwood jokes?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
http://www.ontheforecheck.com/2011/3/28/2067909/mr-carrie-underwood-comes-to-nash-vegas
What’s wrong with a little poking?
Nope we aren't
we just spend hours a day reading a hockey related blog and commenting on it. Wait. I think I am confused about what fan means. Never mind.
Oh and if women who look as good as Carrie Underwood are a dime a dozen around Nashville I am surprised more people don’t want to live there. I know I would.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You really couldn't pick Carrie out of a lineup?
I could, I don’t even like country music.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I didn’t know what she looked like until this became a joke. That’s the way it should be.
I would choose her out of most lineups, but I couldn’t pick HER out of a lineup.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Dime a dozen? Sign me up
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t agree with dime-a-dozen.
As long as she never sings.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
No comment
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh, Section owns an album or two.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I thought
He despised country
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not at all
I will never own a country album. I hear enough of it as is. But I like her voice.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Love her voice.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And her lungs.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe, but I prefer brunettes, especially with less makeup. I exaggerated a bit about a dime a dozen, but there really are a lot of artificial blondes running around here. A few less that can sing too, but it is rare to find a country song that I like, so I’m not familiar with her music. She is certainly no Allison Krauss vocally. But I admire that she is a hockey fan.
by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Apr 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally
hair colour isn’t that important. I mean with everything else she has going for her I am not going to quibble over the pigmentation of her hair follicles.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
EA Sports went 8 for 8 in the first round
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
Is that
including game numbers as well?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Did not read more than the original article
If they can do that though. Those predict numbers would be pretty prized early by betters, huh?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, When Burrows scored, Luongo said he blacked out. It felt good for him to beat Chicago, but he said he still does have perspective. "It's only the first round, that's the crazy part about it," he said. "We have a long way to go." 4/2711
Luck to your nucks!
Just stopped over from LHH to wish you luck. 1/2 (semi) Colon stops buy our place and has seemed to to a good luck charm for some of our boys. Thought I would stop and see if I could return the favor here, maybe get Kesler going for you.
Back....
had to take a Campbell and wipe my Bettman.
"You guys are crazy! You must not even watch hockey", what are you Islander fans or something?
Yeah, that Kezler needs to step it up.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Well if you didn't watch the games
and just saw he hadn’t scored you might not realize he was arguably (but not really) our best forward against Chicago.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You mustn’t explain my sarcasm.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
But the poor guy
can’t be expected to watch all Canuck games when he isn’t a fan AND get Shifty all at the same time. That’s tough.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Dwight: “Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked.”
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Dwight is the man
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
tough crowd
But crap, I’m a Islander fan so I can take about anything
Back....
had to take a Campbell and wipe my Bettman.
"You guys are crazy! You must not even watch hockey", what are you Islander fans or something?
Shifty’s been McGrumpy today, don’t worry. That said, Dwight IS the man.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Not sure what thread you been readin’.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Actually now I remember why grumpy came to mind… Section said something about you wearing the grumpy pants today, so I guess it must have stuck.
"It's a great day for an exorcism!" - Shorty, 4/26/11, after Game 7 OT winner by Burrows in round one of the SC Playoffs against the Hawks
Take no mind of that man. He’s a bad influence.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Everyone smoke drugs!!!
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
..
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
na na na na na
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
There was a guy at SCH saying after game 7 for someone to call him when Kesler actually did something in the playoffs. And basically kept repeating that Kesler always had a vanishing act.
I kindly asked him what he thought of Kesler’s power move to the front of the net to set up Burrow’s first goal
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Thanks!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
spelling error
my fault we a bar here called Kesler’s guess where my mind was?
Back....
had to take a Campbell and wipe my Bettman.
"You guys are crazy! You must not even watch hockey", what are you Islander fans or something?
AH!
I see. thought I made a error thinking about adult beverages! hopes he puts the biscuit in the basket a couple times tonight anyway.
Back....
had to take a Campbell and wipe my Bettman.
"You guys are crazy! You must not even watch hockey", what are you Islander fans or something?
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