Blackhawks At Canucks Game 7 Preview: You Do It To Yourself, You Do. And That's What Really Hurts
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 25, 2011 7:52 PM PDT
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Print| CAWKS |
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| Time | Tues. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus, RDS |
| Series | 3 - 3 |
Last Meeting |
4-3 Hawks |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 5-2-7 D. Keith: 4-2-6 |
| Hawks |
Category | Canucks |
| Won 3 |
Streak | Lost 3 |
| 1-2 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
2-1 |
| +9 |
Goals For / Against +/- | -9 |
| 3.50 (3) |
Goals Per Game | 2.33 (15) |
| 2.33 (2) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.50 (14) |
| 1.56 (4) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.64 (13) |
| 22.2 (6) |
Power Play % |
25.0 (5) |
| 75.0 (12) |
Penalty Kill % |
77.8 (9) |
| 30.7 (9) |
Shots Per Game | 30.0 (11) |
| 30.0 (6) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.7 (7) |
| 66.7 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 66.7 |
| 50 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 66.7 |
| 33.3 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 50 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 100 |
| 190 (3) |
Hits | 240 (1) |
| 99 (5) |
Blocked Shots |
58 (15) |
| 52.7 (5) |
Faceoffs % | 47.3 (12) |
| 12.0 (6) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
20.7 (16) |
| NHL.com |
UPDATE: Cody Hodgson and Sami Salo out, Tanner Glass and Keith Ballard IN. Geez, I thought CoHo was good at 3rd line center but you knew AV wasn't overly impressed with the kid given that he only allowed the kid to play about 7.5 minutes last game.
It all boils down to this. A completely insane series is finally going to come to an end. Thank god. I should be enjoying this great hockey series but I'm not. If it didn't involve a huge meltdown and a lack of the Canucks to close the series over the past 3 games it would be a different story. Pesky Hawks. Damned pesky Hawks. Damned Canucks in Games 4 and 5! Damn it! However...
I am encouraged the Canucks can win because of their efforts in Game 6. Many are writing them off. Not me. Are we going to see much of the same effort from the boys in Game 7? Gotta score first in Game 7 on your home ice. Get the crowd going. If Chicago scores first I sense a lot of tension happening at The Rog. Not cool. Attaining a 2-goal lead wouldn't hurt if the effort is there. They could not do that in Game 6. Enough with the goal posts already! Bury the golden chances.
The Hawks will be without an effective pain-in-the-ass player in Bryan Bickell, out with a lacerated the tendon. He's one of the guys making life hell for the Sedins and the guy who smacked Kevin Bieksa. That is a big loss for Chicago. The Canucks will be without Sami Salo who is out with an undisclosed injury. The Canucks are not talking about it. Safe to say the Keith Ballard will draw back in. I still don't get why he's been benched. Oh to be a fly on the wall of an AV/Gillis meeting.
Enjoy the game, folks. This is it! A summer of hell or..... ON TO ROUND 2! May it be the latter.
LINKS
-Bryan Bickell has a lacerated tendon in his hand and will miss a lot of time. (Hawks.com)
-Canucks remain confident (Canucks.com)
-Gillis is pissed at the officiating. (Canucks.com video) You know, Mike, your players can cut down on stupid penalties too. That's my balanced view. But if this rant does have any positive effect on the officiating for Vancouver then it's worth it. Van's PP efficiency is a solid 25%. For those who think the GM doesn't affect coaching decisions, watch the clip.
-POLL: Who should start in goal for the Canucks in Game 7? (Vancouver Sun) IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! LOU IS STARTING, JABRONIE!
-How much Chicago media has changed their tune in this series, naturally. (Vancouver Sun)
-Bob McKenzie praises Corey Crawford's Game 6 performance and rightfully so. (TSN)
PROJECTED FORWARDS DRESSED
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Mikael Samuelsson
Mason Raymond-Ryan Kesler-Alexandre Burrows
Chris Higgins-Cody Hodgson-Jannik Hansen
Victor Oreskovich-Maxim Lapierre-Raffi Torres
BLACKHAWKS
Patrick Sharp-Captain Sulk-Mary Hossa
Michael Buttlick-Dirty Dave Bolland-Patrick Lame
Troy Flower Brouwer-Bryan Dickell-Ben Smith Does Kopecky draw back in, wonders Second City Hockey? He's almost ready to play.
Viktor Stalberg-Ryan CORSI Johnson Marcus Kruger
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, Hawk-hater, Vilified Brother
Corey Crawford
#50 / Goalie / Chicago Blackhawks
6-2
200
Dec 31, 1984
Profile: Playoff virgin, Heating Up, Needs more work.
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4.
-Henrik Sedin: 5 assists in his last 5 games.
-Alexandre Burrows: 1 goal and 1 assist in Game 6. Is this the monkey off his back?
COLD
-Alex Burrows: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 8. Get your shit together, Burr. You are better than this.
-Ryan Kesler: 1 assist in his last 4. Yeah, he's doing the brunt of the shutdown work in Malhotra's absence...so I give him a bit of slack.
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal in his last 30.
-Mason Raymond: 2 assists in his last 7. Need MOAR
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 17 dating back to February 24. Benched in Game 6.
BLACKHAWKS
HOT
-Patrick Kane: 1 goal and 5 assists in his last 5.
-Bryan Bickell: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 5. Out with surgery.
-Duncan Keith: 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games. Kept off the scoresheet in Game 6.
-Patrick Sharp: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games.
-Marianne Hossa: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 2.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-D Sami Salo: who the fuck knows
BLACKHAWKS
-D Jordan Hendry: left knee surgery
-F Tomas Kopecky: upper body, (doubtful for Game 7)
VIDEO
CANUCKS IN RECENT SUCCESSFUL GAME 7's:
Vs Dallas:
Vs Blues
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For love of anything and everything.
Just. Fucking. WIN
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 25, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
1000x THIS
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
a hundred million times this. i don’t care if daniel has to put the puck up his ass and skate backwards into the net to do it…just fucking outscore the chicago blackhawks over 60 minutes of hockey.
by Passive Voice on Apr 25, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nah
Smells like team spirit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Smells like The Glove
The fourth dimension will collapse in upon itself, bitch.
by hairhelmet on Apr 26, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's right, insult Hossa by feminizing his name.
I mean, it’s not like you have female readers who may not like jokes about how weak their gender is or anything.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
sensitive, aren’t you?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 25, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn’t hurt my feelings that Bryan "Dick"ell is out. How is that for you?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 25, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
*snicker*
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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right Sean forgot.
NO OTHER FANBASE mocks other team’s players on their blog AT ALL IN ANY CAPACITY.
C’mon man.
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#WinitForManny
No, nothing is said about Burrows being a hair-pulling bitch
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 25, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone calls you on your sexist insult. The clearly correct answer is 'They did it too!'
No.
Mock the other team all you like. Don’t mock women too in order to do it.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, I don’t see why you find that so insulting. I have seen and heard much more insulting remarks coming from both teams. The Sedin sisters? It’s hilarious, not insulting.
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
I’m not listening to you because I don’t cave to political correctness. Simple as that.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 25, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
at least you guys are more relaxed
Whenever I post at SCH, I have to worry about being politically correct all the time. If I try to mock one of the Canucks (nothing personal, fan duty), I get yelled at by everyone for using a name that is clever, yet somehow insulting.
God forbid someone ever call the Sedins the “sedin sisters” because it offends every single woman in the world
Agree with this on so many levels. Call someone a cockbag, or dick and no one complains. Call someone a vagina or a girl and it’s the defenders against misogyny on their holy crusade. It’s the same thing. Quit being insulted by little things that don’t matter. Calling men women is insulting for the same reason women men is insulting. If you are a woman who thinks it’s offensive for a man to call a another man feminine then I believe that’s very masculine if you. Probably have a playoff upper lip stache as well. On the bright side this isn’t insulting cause women and men are the exact same.
by Speed3 on Apr 25, 2011 10:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
political correctness
can kiss my ass. I mock retarded notions of masculinity too.
oops, I used another stereotype, time to cut my balls off.
Shit! I did it again!
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#WinitForManny
And that makes you a better person? I am seriously not sure how that is a point of honor. You… don’t cave to other people’s requests to do something as effortless as choose a different way of insulting the other team. Bully for you?
There are plenty of other ways to insult Hossa. Here, I’ll even come up with some for you! You could insult his appearance: Horsa seems obvious. You could insult the fact that he obviously shopped teams before landing with the Hawks. You could insult the way that Kopecky tags along with him like a very sad puppy who constantly loses his helmet and can’t stay on his skates. You could insult the way he cost the Hawks half a roster and pretty much torpedoed their chances for this season with his contract. But you don’t. You insult the way he’s like a woman. Classy AND topical.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
the thing though is...
this is a different blog then ours and u shouldn’t come out firing like that on it. listen i’m all the women on SCH standing up earlier in the season like they did. i’m friends and have have hung out many times with most of them, not just at watch parties… and i’ll joke around with them about it. the thing is though, A. we call the twins the sisters, we call them the twins from the shinning, which were girls, and yea maybe it should stop but coming out here firing like you did does nothing but make ppl want to do it more out of spite… i’m disagreeing with ur stance as much as i think u came at it the wrong way
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 25, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i ment...
not disagreeing
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 25, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll agree with you here
i do think spoke could have phrased it better and not fired back so sharply at the start, but ultimately, i do see the point. i don’t think “sedin sisters” is particularly clever, just dumb. And as opposed to being called a dick (implying you’re a big meanie), the feminized stuff kind of just come of as “he’s weak because he’s a girl, and girls are weak”….as opposed to hes weak because he has no ice sense and could get lost on pond of open goals with no defenders, or he’s weak because he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a puck the size of a soccer ball, etc…
no specificity, no creativity, just falling back on the “well, girls are weak” argument.
Of course, you’re allowed to disagree. or if you want, i’ll volunteer to just punch someone in the mouth.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
just show spoke this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1angy_kjuk
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
shitty airport wifi
i cant even see that
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s Burr and Kes trashtalking Backes from 2 years ago.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
ah....
well, don’t remember much of it, but Backes can generally bite me on most occasions, so….
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
on your way home puppet?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
no
headed from italy to london tonight. that is my gift to the hawks, they always seem to do better in the first round when i’m not in the US. and I don’t get in until Wednesday.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
well cheers then and say hello to the royalty for me
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
you've gotta be kidding me!!!
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Marian Horsa
See, that just leaves an opening for a comparison that you would be really unhappy with…
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
cawks fan
apparently sees calling hossa marion an insult, but calling the Cawks is not. Abuse is ok when it’s directed at guys apparently.
i might get blasted for this but....
i’ll tell you the reason… its because we don’t care. we don’t take it personally b.c. we know its a joke and just something that is said, and don’t take it as a personal attack on us. thats why its fine and you never hear guys throwing a hissy fit about it
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 25, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So men aren’t pussys about being insulted? Double whammy!
by Speed3 on Apr 25, 2011 10:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
apparently they do
I strongly doubt that spoke is a gal. Gay dude, quite likely as he’s fond of his cawks. :)
Spoke actually is a gal. Sorry about that one, you guessed wrong.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
its b.c. we have better things...
to worry about… we don’t care so somebody made fun of you get the fuck over it. it happens all the time we don’t thow a fit b.c. we don’t care enough to cuz its not important. we have better shit to do
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 25, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, about the same in Van.
gal or fella, we just don’t care much out here anyhow.
But then again, we are a bunch of hippy leftists or rural gun toting rednecks in BC.
But yeah, totally concur soupy. Living in a multi-everything city, It matters not if you are a anti-wealth tax dyke who secretly votes conservative every election.
Or something else. But that was a nice little run down the thread there. Bravo one and all!
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I can't believe I'm delurking to respond to this..
And I’m sure you guys will tear me a new one, but the reason some men don’t care about jokes at the expense of their gender is because men are the dominant group in society. It’s the same reason that calling a white person an insulting name because of their whiteness is not nearly as offensive as calling a black person a racial slur. It’s easy to write off an insult against men when a lot of times, the only sexism men deal with are petty insults.
Does spoke realize that “Marianne” Hossa is just a joke? Of course she does. But as a male, you do not understand what it’s like to be a woman, particularly as a sports fan. Is this country less sexist than it used to be? Obviously. That doesn’t mean that sexism doesn’t exist, and as a man, you cannot possibly understand how sexism can and does affect women. So rather than spoke finding the use of femininity exceedingly offensive, it’s probably more of a straw that broke the camel’s back sort of thing.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Oops
I mean “So rather than spoke finding the use of femininity as an insult exceedingly offensive”.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i agree...
i’m not saying sexist doesn’t exist. i know it does, i’m not going to be nieve enough to think it doesnt. and i know in sports. especially one as physical and “masculine” its tough for women fans, mass media doesn’t help, hell even the leagues don’t help i.e. pink jerseys, glitter and bedazzled jersey ect… i guess my point is that i don’t think 90% of the jokes have no negative connotation to them. again yes i’m a guy so no i don’t fully understand… but in my option i think that there are times when ppl take stands against things that do more harm than good. and that even when almost everybody didn’t even think of it that way, that all it does it make ppl think of it, and it just continues to keep the sexism or whatever ism alive more then it helps it die off. again that is just my thoughts.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
and like i said in other comments...
i’m not against the thinking or the stance, i think its a fair, vaild and important one… i just don’t think she went about it the right away. thats all
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay. Maybe I just misunderstood what you were saying before.
And I did reply to spoke saying that given the nature of the situation (Hawks fan addressing a Canucks writer/fanbase hours before game 7) there’s pretty much no way that what she was trying to express would be received well. Sometimes you gotta pick your battles.
But anyways, I appreciate what you’re saying, and I know because I’m an epic lurker that you’re not some sexist jerk. I don’t know a lot of men offline who are as respectful and appreciative of women sports fans, so it’s really refreshing to come on SBN blogs and see that women are not only commenting and writing about sports but actually being listened to. And of course the worst part about sexism is that even though men don’t usually have to deal with it directly, it still affects everyone, and so it’s in everyone’s best interest to stop it.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s just one of those touchy subjects that always cause problems when they’re brought up.
around here, we just like to be respectful of each other, and take it all with a grain of salt.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
I'm a woman as well, and I've taken no insult
This is all in jest, so take the stick out of your ass and calm down please. You and I both know women can kick a man’s ass from here to the moon without hesitation and without effort, and they will come back for more.
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by spriteofice on Apr 25, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
And that's fine.
But I’m tired of seeing ‘like a woman’ or ‘like a gay man’ used in a derogatory way in hockey.
It won’t change if we stay quiet about it. So I spoke up.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well you have your agenda. You also said recently:
For the last time (Christ, I thought we’d gone through this last year), Bolland’s contribution is not measured in shots.
You have probably offended christians with that comment. So where does this BS political correctness end? For every finger you point there’s two pointing back at you, a wise man once told me.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Using the lord's name
In vain? It’s basically using it as an expletive
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
IE
Replace with:
“Shit, I thought…”
“Fuck, I thought…”
“dammit, I thought…”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Many Christians are offended by swearing, period. I did yell “FUUUUUCK” at the end of game 6 in front of my uber-christian parents. I didn’t care. I was fucking mad!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at work during game 6.
Thankfully I work at a sports bar, otherwise I’d be unemployed right now.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i don't get it...
“Wow, I thought…”
“Golly, I thought…”
“Jeez, I thought…”
“Jeepers, I thought…”
Using the lord’s name in vain would be more along the lines of “God damnit!”.
Well
For one thing Jeez is a short form for Jesus Christ.
And all those are ways around swearing, yes. But you’re basically still using them as expletives, they just don’t have the same negative connotation as more profane words do
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That’s just my interpretation. Could be wrong.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i’m sure different people see it differently.
I asked because I’ve never heard anyone taking offense for starting off a sentence with “christ” or “god” or anything like that. I do see your point though.
That's somewhat the point though
There are people who do take offense and there are people that don’t.
Same with calling a guy a girls name.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not really. Vain doesn’t necessarily mean as an expletive. It means using it for no reason or misusing it. And using it to replace an expletive or something innocuous as “wow”, “golly” or “jeez” could easily be interpreted as misuse.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
What shifty said.
Being a christian, I don’t like it when ppl “Christ” everything, but then again, it’s not like I’m not guilty of it myself sometimes.
But Sean’s got a good point about trying to laying on the PCness of one thing being unPC about other things.
fair enough
i just wonder if you take the same stance over at sch. it’s easy to throw rocks at nucks misconduct but you’re living in a glass house
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by cyclone's ghost on Apr 25, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. It's frowned upon at SCH.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Apr 25, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's really
different strokes for different folks though.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I agree
Mine wasn’t a negative comment regarding your sites moderation policies. This is your house. I was simply answering Cyclone’s question. If I visit other team’s blogs (seldom, but on occasion), I at least try to get a feel for the environment. Spoke overstepped her bounds, in my opinion. She could have made her point and moved on. Instead, it became contentious because she was not happy with comments on another team’s site. Let’s face it, there have been commetns on SCH that get’s you guys all lathered up. We are all fans of our respective teams and don;t like it when our teams get bashed but are more than happy to bash another team. It’s hypocritical, but that’s how it is. And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Good luck tonight, folks (not really). It should be awesome, nerve wracking, hysterical, and memorable. I only wish it wasn’t too early to start drinking. I feel like I need one already.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Apr 26, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
The execution could have been less hostile.
BTW, I haven’t annoyed SCH in days. I’m way too scared of your tools (no offense, but even I couldn’t take them the last few games) I read through.
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
yeah
I feel the same way right now. If it was composed solely of the people who come here, I’d be really happy to eat crow over there. But there’s a lot of people who would just spend way too much time jumping on me, I’d rather avoid the place for now.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
i’ve been way too busy at work to even visit SCH. hell, i’ve maybe commented there for only one 1-hour period this entire series!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
I noticed you hadn't been by
but then I didn’t see you too much here either so I figured you were busy with Michael and work.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
yep, i’ve asked for full-time over the summer, and i am definitely getting it.
plus, since i’m in the tourism industry, i work a lot of evenings when the cruise ships come in….
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
I've also noticed others haven't been by
Just brave little Semi and that isn’t too often. I know it’s a hotbed over there.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
who you calling little!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
wondered how long it would take you to see that?
So fast that it didn’t even get a different time stamp than my post.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I happened to be
In this thread when you posted!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
o the good ol...
tourism industry… i work in hotels so i know exactly what u mean, nothing like being at work till 2 in the morning.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i’m in the souvenir shops.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
"busy with Michael"
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
hey don't make that dirty
I’m sure they are baking cupcakes and watching movies.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I made no such assertions
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
is that....
what the kids are calling it these days…. “sorry missy”
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
yep, definitely lots of movies.
however, as i said above, i get lots of the evening closing shifts, which ruin my ability to watch hockey and blog-jump.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Exactly
And I wasn’t trying to say you were being negative, for the record.
You are dead on the money with the hypocritical statement. We are all fans. That’s short for fanatical, which means fucking crazy – so most of the time we all see things through slightly tinted glasses.
That’s not going to stop me from pointing out people’s hypocrisy and false statements if I see them though!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It's true, it is easy to throw rocks here
since we’re all a tad dense, they tend not to hurt us as much :P
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Speak for yourself Canuckles :P
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by spriteofice on Apr 25, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Check my comments.
You can see them. I usually talk hockey, but if I have to about misogyny or homophobia, I will. The culture of SCH is generally against those things, though.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did I EVER call the team the ‘Cawks’? I’ve never done that. Please to be ascribing insults to the right people, thanks.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you never spoke up once
about how ‘offended’ you were that they were called the Cawks.
Again, this is just worthless blather from a cawks troll. Can’t even keep your own story straight. Apparently sexual imagery a-ok in your book, but heaven forbid they call ’em women.
Sigh. Okay. Not believing I have to explain this, etc.
Hello. Have you lived in this world of ours? The one where men have experienced a position of privilege for over 2500 years of Western Civilization? If you need a refresher on what this means, go read this. Have you done that? Yes? Okay.
I’m going to assume you know what ‘privilege’ means, then. I’m also going to assume you’re smart enough to know why it’s actually more offensive to insult women for being weak (Oh LULZ, he’s like a woman, how funny that must be!) than it is to insult men for being weak. Because one of those genders has been oppressed and called weak for 2500 years (protip: it’s not men).
So no, it’s not okay in my book if you try to insult a man by calling him a woman. Why? because that implies that women are lesser, and that implication is not okay with me.
I’m honestly not sure why this is such a thing around here. Seriously, do you guys hold ‘women are lesser and weak’ as such a strong point of dogma that it’s a huge thing when someone asks you not to imply that? It’s REALLY EASY to change your insults to… not offend a whole gender. I mean, I even gave you a template. I’m sure you can do it. When someone tells you ‘this is offensive, here’s how you can change to be not so offensive and it’s pretty easy!’ why is it a big thing to do it?
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not what I said, please read and try again.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The male insults don’t offend you and you aren’t up in arms about that but the female insults completely offend you so apparently I’m right.
Again. Not what I said at all, please read again.
You know, all I was asking was for the blog not to insult female hockey fans. That’s all. I didn’t think it was that hard.
Apparently, it’s too much of an onus. Fine. I’ll be elsewhere, in places where it’s not an insult to be a girl.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Apr 25, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
men have experienced a position of privilege for over 2500 years of Western Civilization
Apparently the Israelites were dominated by women. Who knew?
Jewish mothers…?
I’m a Jew, so please, no one get their panties in a wad. :-P
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by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate what you're trying to do here
But as a Hawks fan speaking to primarily a bunch of Nucks fans hours before a game 7, I think you’re just going to infuriate yourself.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
plus, she didn’t even get the chance to notice that there are already many female commenters here on the blog who are used to the jokes.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Well, I'm sure she noticed
And while I have been reading your guys’ previews and eyerolling at “Marianne” Hossa, I’m not particularly offended myself. I think it’s stupid, and I think calling the Sedins “sisters” is equally stupid, and not really at all amusing, but I’m not particularly offended by it.
But I don’t speak for her, nor does anyone else (female or not) and it’s absolutely her right to be offended by it. The attitude that “Well, these women aren’t offended by something so therefore no women should be offended by it” is problematic to me.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
well about the sedin sisters...
atleast to most hawks fans, has to do with us comparing them to them sisters from “the shining” and about how creepy they are just like the sisters from the movie, and not the fact that they are girls… its the creepiness of the girls from the movie not their gender… but i don’t know if calling girls super creepy really helped this argument at all. lol
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wrong
“You know, all I was asking was for the blog not to insult female hockey fans”
no, that isn’t what you asked for. you asked for them to stop insulting you. I’m fairly certain you don’t represent all, or even most, female hockey fans. You have a several of choices here
1. You can beat your head against a brick wall, as you are doing, in the naive belief that speaking truth to power is a valuable commodity.
2. You can not read the blog.
3. You can make the conscious decision to not be insulted.
choose #3. It’ll change your life.
by Axeman21 on Apr 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True, there are hundreds of things to be offended by daily if you let them bother you.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Like punting kittens when the Canucks give up a goal. I’m surprised I haven’t been arrested yet
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
first off...
nobody cares about punting kittens… everybody knows dogs are better than cats
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
woof
This really needs a rec.
Win it for Manny!
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this is true!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ok a few things....
1. women are weaker… not mentally or anything like that but biologically men are stronger/faster thats not a insult thats a fact. and when ppl say that so and so is " a girl" or something like that, it has to do with that. Also yes, women were treated bad for a while, and in some places in the world i.e. the middle east, they still are… but its not bad in most western societies. do i think there can be some improvements? YES. but you don’t have it like the they do. so calm it down a little. And so what your saying is that since us, males, i’m also assuming you are talking about white, and stright, males specifically that since we have been "privileged for so many years before, and even though we have made TONS of steps to close the gap to a place where its really not that big at all. thats its fine to rip on us? thats a pretty weak argument? i’m done with this cuz I feel bad for taking over a different blog over something soo petty and stupid.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 25, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fucking shit
This thread is turning me into a Blackhawks fan,
Olympic convert hockey n00b
ā„Canucks ā„ ā„Coyotesā„
Soupy
you so cool.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
But don't worry
We’re down with OT.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
lol thanks....
and yea, i could have gone on for longer. but decided not to, anyway hope tonight is a good game, you guys lose of course, i’m going hawks 3-2 Tazer with the GWG.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
You sound like a boat load of fun.
Hey, do you have templates on offer for everything? Do you have a “How to maintain a presence of calm and civility while watching game 7” template? Or how about a, “Pay no attention to that pussy, Bolland” template? Wait, scratch that, what I meant was, “Pay no attention to that heathen, Bolland”. But then, this is a bit insulting to as yet undiscovered, uneducated and unassimilated clans, right?
Oh, fuck it. Can you grab me some chips?
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it not clear
That men are much better at hockey? Is it a mystery why there are no women in the NHL. They tried but men are better at sports. Sorry if that’s a news flash.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 26, 2011 12:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sorry
I shoulda kept reading
by Canuckelhead on Apr 26, 2011 12:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That’s more just the physicality of the mens game being greater than the woman’s game. in terms of technical ability it’s pretty similar, but the men’s game is much faster and more physical.
We no can dunk, but good fundamentals, that more fun to watch
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Also not offended. Could not possibly care less and I actually didn’t even notice it.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to leave the whining and faux indignation to Nucks fans and management.
Give it a rest.
Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft
Wait...isn't Marian
a woman’s name as well? So therefore he/she has been feminized by he/she’s parents. Unintentional I’m sure.
"I can do stuff" ~ Jesse G.
you do realize that one of the most active writers on this blog is a girl, right?
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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Woody scores. 1-0 Sharks
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CANUCKS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I did. WTF is with everyone writing the Nucks off? They are not throwing away an entire season of awesomeness in one game. No fucking way.
4-3 Kesler. He bloody well deserves it.
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
3-1 Nucks
Kesler FTW
I’m not sure if I’ll jinx myself this time, but I haven’t been right once this series.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
grumble
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I almost didn't post it
but I’m kind of afraid of breaking with my routine. What are the chances of me being wrong 7 times in a row?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Just ...
… a great song.
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3-1 Canucks
Dank
And the ghost of Harry Caray is heard throughout Chicago……
“Canucks win…Canucks Win……CANUCKS WIN!”
Because let’s face it, the Cubs aren’t doing much winning.
"I can do stuff" ~ Jesse G.
The radiohead version is alright IMHO, but I would recommend the Streetlight Manifesto version seen
here. May the magical powers of Streetlight power our team to victory. I say 4-3 Canucks, Torres.
The statistics you don't compile never lie.
-Stephen Colbert
Ignore that link. That takes you to a mediocre music video and gets views for slimy Victory Records.
go here instead.
The statistics you don't compile never lie.
-Stephen Colbert
by kentcheesehead on Apr 25, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I love
those forward lines. my only hope is that they get regular shifts and a chance to be effective. forget manny, do it for me!
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how Iām gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on Apr 25, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
4-3 Nucks, Beaker
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
fucking miracles
and don’t ask no scientists, they always fucking lie and piss me off
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Just FYI
I think you may have misspelled a couple of the Hawks players names. ;)
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good, funny preview though.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have to keep a light mood :) That or the Canucks drive me to insanity
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Canucks Win
5-2 Nucks
Can’t wait to see the hawks hang those cocky mugs low.
If this game goes to overtime I might loose my mind.
Ref induced suicide kit will be near by.
blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.
by edler's shoulder on Apr 25, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry
wont be hanging low if we lose, we’ve already won. If your banking on how good you looked in a losing effort in game 6, God Bless you.
by jamesbhawk74 on Apr 25, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
got it
so you’re saying you won’t be upset if the hawks lose, that makes me feel better now that I know I won’t have to worry about you.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
Phew
I was really worried his feeling would be hurt if they lost tomorrow
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Of course
I will be pissed but the Hawks will not hang mugs low. We were counted out months ago. Van was favored to win it all. Therefore, we have already won, is all I meant.
by jamesbhawk74 on Apr 25, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
playing on borrowed time with the house’s money at this point. nothing to be upset about. now if the darling of the league chokes a 3-0 lead in the first round, suicide.
by jamesbhawk74 on Apr 25, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"the darling of the league"
no – that’s you and and your team and the perpetual grace in which the league bestows them. good to know you don’t care if you lose. i bet any hockey player that won the championship and then got knocked out in the first round would feel a hell of a lot differently
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how Iām gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on Apr 25, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
apparently so
remember how content they were to roll over for the Wings on command?
wrong place
but anyone watching the sj-la game? it’s a doozy.
also – the hockey commercials they play in the states are hilarious. eric staal is talking about how fighting is a part of hockey in the one i just saw and shouldn’t be frowned upon.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how Iām gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on Apr 25, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
welll that was quick
3 OT losses for LA. That’s tough…but a 5 min powerplay in the last 3 minutes of an elimination game….gotta bury it.
Everytime I meet a new person, I figure out how Iām gonna fight them
-Jack Donaghy
by cyclone's ghost on Apr 25, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nashville it is
once we take out the trash tomorrow
Ryan Kesler for MVP
by thegreek on Apr 25, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
6-5 Canucks
Hodgson with the winner with three minutes left in the game, but I’m going to be too busy trying to stop my heart palpitations and exploding ulcers to notice.
Playoff numbskulls
are the worse kind.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
speaking of..
where has Beantown been these days? haven’t seen his mug pop up anywhere.
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Nucks...
2-1 in OT. Hodgson GWG.
I hope to god this isn’t how this game is played out. I WILL have a massive coronary.
Squirrelz Gone Wyld!
I'm so discouraged
All I want is a Canucks win, but every fibre of my being is telling me this will be a let-down, just like every other damned year. How the hell did we get to a game 7 after being up 3-0?
We’ve been reduced to blaming the refs (not entirely unfounded). We been reduced to facepalming our goaltenders brainfarts. We’ve been reduced to wondering where the hell our scoring has gone (Kesler, Samuelsson, etc). We’ve gotten our hopes up on the mantle, only to watch in horror as they get knocked down.
It’s all so damned familiar and I hate it. We will probably get shellacked.
5-2 Canucks
Trevor Linden’s Game 7 Legacy (4), Hamhuis (gwg)
Toews (2)
I must be stupid.
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
I just want a fair game
no refs. No gimme goals to ‘manage the game’. No shitty 5-3 calls one way in the series, and a shootout and the game still went to OT.
Q’ville shouldn’t be happy with how the team played, they were gifted a win. Not in our house.
the hawks must have a 2nd mortgage on “your” house because they seem to have won there a lot over the last three years. This rivalry has never been about home ice. Its all about fortitude.
by jamesbhawk74 on Apr 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
please also keep in mind that, over the last 2 playoff series, the canucks have 3 wins in 6 games at the Madhouse.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
100% right. I think home ice means less in hockey then an any other sport.
by jamesbhawk74 on Apr 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
exactly. i’m just refuting your statement about the Hawks having a 2nd mortgage on the Rog when we possibly have one on the Madhouse.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
why can't we all just get along...
and share both of them huh? what happened to god damn piece and good will to others!!!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
… but Id rather play this game 7 in your house than in the madhouse.
by jamesbhawk74 on Apr 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
james, you may be on to something there. I wish we were still in Chicago for Game 7
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
Still: Never tell me the odds
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
are you sure you aren't from Chicago?
Cuz you are speaking exactly how most of my friends feel. Who the heck are these mad band-wagon jumpers who are pronouncing Chicago victory tonight? Have these lame-ass “fans” not seen how the Blackhawks have played this year? After more than a century of Cub fandom, and nearly 50 years of not-quite-good-enough (alright, not even CLOSE to good enough) hockey, I feel just like you feel. It’d be nice to be able to actually believe that the Hawks could beat your Canucks tonight, but like you, I am just expecting, after the hot-cold-crap season we’ve watched our Hawks play, tonight is going to be a sickening let down. So take heart Canucks fans – no one chokes like Chicago teams…
I just think they have finally hit that higher gear
we’ve all been waiting all year for. I’m confident that they can win, and I’m confident that they will, I’m just not confident enough to put money on it.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
3-1 Canucks
Kesler will finally score a goal.
i said it after game 4, and Ill say it again
I just hope the canucks don’t blow this series. Semi do I still have to GTFO?
3-1 Canucks, Keslord GWG.
Just fucking win. Don’t care how you do it. Just fucking win.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 25, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
Also
I’ll be watching the game at a buddy’s house, so someone else, uhhh, post pictures of pretty ladies and stuff.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 25, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool video! Front-paged. That band playing One is Apocalyptica
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
4-1Canucks. CoHo scores the GWG, on a second unit PP as the Canucks go 3 for 6 on the PP.
Yoews finally scores, but takes the dumb penalty that results in the final PP goal.
Too precise? Or do I get extra prophet status for it?
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
Shit...Toews Where's my glasses?
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
I just saw that CoHo is out.
Not asking to change to a Sedin or Kesler or anything, but I will take his replacement Glass, if that is allowed.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "...It's pretty difficult to take, but I'm very confident in our team. If we play the same way we did [Sunday] and it's a level playing field, we're confident we'll come away with a win." GMMG/4/25/11
If you guys lose to the 'Hawks...
because you don’t want to play the “boring, robotic, trapping, etc” Preds…we’ll understand. ;)
"My, my, here's one for the (no) neck. Don't relax, 'cause you're next for the check!"
So some guy drove into our parked car doing enough damage to write our car off, took out a tree in the accident, drove to his house down the street and parked, and went to bed drunk. He was easy to find because his licence plate fell off. Life is funny, but such a god damn piss off sometimes. I choose to take this as a sign that the Hawks are drunk at the wheel, and the Canucks will get the last laugh.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Hallelujah Brother Shifty
Testify.
( “church chorus…Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…”)
I do take it as a sign.
Plus, you get to go car shopping when ICBC comes through right? New wheels is always cool.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "...It's pretty difficult to take, but I'm very confident in our team. If we play the same way we did [Sunday] and it's a level playing field, we're confident we'll come away with a win." GMMG/4/25/11
Yeah, but the car wasn’t expensive. It was an awesome car because it was an incredibly well maintained within the family. The value ICBC is going to give us is well below what it was actually worth given that maintenance and how long it probably would have lasted. Now we get to deal with used car woes, or buy new. And we ain’t rollin’ in money.
Plus I loved that little old lady, she just had a great personality for a car. :’(
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
damn. For your sakes it’s too bad she wasn’t a lemon.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Word.
On a highly related note, can anyone recommend a decent, cheap car (15-20k base) for a fairly tall (6’3") gentleman?
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
A low rider
Fully restored, runs on Natural Gas now for your environmental concerns…
’72 Monte Carlos or Cutlass Supreme.
Huh Huh!?
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "...It's pretty difficult to take, but I'm very confident in our team. If we play the same way we did [Sunday] and it's a level playing field, we're confident we'll come away with a win." GMMG/4/25/11
My girlfriend would be none too pleased.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Man…soft leather upholstery. No need to trick it out.
Its the best looking totally stock car…love the lines.
Buick Lesabre then.
;-)
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "...It's pretty difficult to take, but I'm very confident in our team. If we play the same way we did [Sunday] and it's a level playing field, we're confident we'll come away with a win." GMMG/4/25/11
How ’bout a 99 Honda Civic?
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
A used Civic may work, but people really beat the shit out of those cars.
Been looking at a used Corolla XRS from a dealer. I love Toyotas. The one that got ruined tonight was a Toyota, my parents always had Toyotas when I was little, still do. But I don’t know how well I’d fit in a new Corolla. Probably not well.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
That was a Top Gear reference more than a serious suggestion
Corolla’s aren’t that small, although nobody could probably sit in the seat behind you, and at least they’ll last forever
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Your Monte Carlo suggestion was best, and now you’re going straight downhill!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
All three
Were essentially the same car.
Well, the Lesabre had that wacky back end.
I did love the lines though. Monte Carlo was a fave.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "...It's pretty difficult to take, but I'm very confident in our team. If we play the same way we did [Sunday] and it's a level playing field, we're confident we'll come away with a win." GMMG/4/25/11
Well after 3 years we finally got the game seven we wanted so bad
5-3 Canucks. Kesler gwg
by Canuckelhead on Apr 26, 2011 12:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Jumbo Joe...
I still can’t believe it. Sharks look GOOD
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
He had NO IDEA what to do when he scored that!
If that gets him going the Sharks will be ominous
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
4-2 Nucks
Burrows with the winner
by Tink for Nucks on Apr 26, 2011 1:02 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
4-3 Nucks
CoHo scores the winner with 1 min left in the game.
3-1 Canucks, Kesler. Make it so!
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
PS:
Tomorrow’s my birthday, so a win as an early birthday present would be just awesome, ok?
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
But
tomorrow’s my unbirthday, and I want a win too. Moderately happy birthday to you though.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Canucks lead 3-1 heading into the third, then Toews has a natural hat trick to win the game.
[ducks head]
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I think AV has to ride the Sedins and play them big minutes
I like what he was doing last game by throwing them out there every 2nd or 3rd shift, to throw the Hawks off. If Q wants to hard match the Bolland line is going to have to play 25 minutes or more and it might disrupt their rhythm if AV goes with this strategy he came up with.
Hopefully it works. And hopefully AV can also roll the other lines a bit more and not stack up the ice time on Bieksa again like last game – it’d be very reassuring to see us just roll the pairs. And I REALLY hope that Ballard can slot in and is healthy enough to play.
Rogers Arena - the Sugarbowl!
The Sedins
have been atrocious in their own zone. So if you’re going to ride them, give them almost exclusively offensive-zone starts. I don’t want to see another defensive meltdown tonight, thanks.
Hahah
This guy is so pissed at the Hawks he forgot how to spell, but there’s always a D-bag from every sports franchise. I don’t understand why Canuck fans act like they won something, oh well it should be a good game 7….. and as always Canuck fans won’t show any class win or lose (not all obviously).
Funny
You mention ‘class’ yet come in and call people here D-bags.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 26, 2011 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your diplomacy skills need some work.
Welcome?
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
Diplomacy skills?
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
your? need/
(ok, not a question really, but they were the only two words in 87’s comment yet to be replied to)
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey!
Get back to work! That McMuffin isn’t going to McFuckin’ make itself!
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
okay, that was a clever one.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
And I even replied in the right spot…I’m slowly getting better at this. Baby steps.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Hello Left Coast friends. Just a small plea from a East coast fan. PLEASE. FUCKING. WIN. I do not want to live in a world where Chicago “fans” think they pulled off what the Flyers pulled off last year. Please crush them.
Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.
you need to change Bollands nickname.
Sean, Those nicknames were quite humorous that you gave the hawks. you obviously made a mistake in describing the angelic like play of Bollsy. How about "Dave – the altar boy – Bolland. I agree with all the other names, especially scowl face.
3-1 Canucks, Linden - errr, Kesler GWG
Repeat of Game 7 vs Dallas in 07 (only we go on past the second round this time). That moment with Lou raising his stick after the empty-netter will never be erased from my memory, and I expect the same tonight.
But above all that, for the love of God, just fucking WIN.
CAN SOMEONE PLAY KEITH BALLARD PLEASE
4-2 DANIEL PLEASE-DON’T-SUCK-SO-MUCH-IN-YOUR-OWN-ZONE SEDIN.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
4-2 Canucks
angry kesler with the hatty after first goal by the cawks.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
also
burr got 2 assists and a goal in game 6…just sayin…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I just saw this
-D Sami Salo: who the fuck knows
And laughed
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
still think
he got nutted or hurt his groin…he had that look after that shift.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
The City of Chicago Is Going Nuts
check out the Chicago sports radio chatter this morning:
- Big doings in the NFL, related to the lockout and upcoming draft.
- Sox get a gem outta some guy and hold off the Yanks 2-0.
- Cubs blow 3-0 lead, committing four errors and falling to Colorado(?) 5-3.
- Both baseball clubs back in action today.
- Derek Rose is a GO for game 5, despite a sprained ankle.
- Late night curiousity: Game 7 Hawks v. Nucks
Man, am I pumped!
I bet it’s just as crazy in Vancouver!
We like our people!
hahaha
See, you do secretly wish you were in Canada sometimes!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Notice how high up hockey is on that list
The Hawks are just a late night curiosity. Since the Bulls are playing we get to change our channels multiple times during the game to catch the whole thing. They aren’t showing it on the "main’ channel until the Bulls are done.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Yeah the Hawks should just throw this game. You guys still have the Bulls. The closest thing we have to a professional team outside the Canucks are the Whitecaps and they only have 1 win this year.
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Lets not forget the Terminal City Rollergirls
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
problem is I don't give a shit about the Bulls
My two teams are the Hawks and Cubs and well we all know what will happen with the second one.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Hey now
Don’t think I got you covered? Think again…and don’t say Nucks fans never do nothing for ya, got it?
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
we all know what will happen with the second one.
In all seriousness, as a Cub fan for 40 years, this Vancouver franchise has the closest thing to a Cubs vibe I’ve ever seen.
If things go ill for the Nucks tonight, a small part of me will feel your pain. So you got that going for you.
We like our people!
by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Well
Even if things go right today this is only the first fucking round
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
...
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 26, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree - as only a Cub fan can
I can honestly say I think the Canucks deserve the title… but… so did the 03 Cubs… and the 84 Cubs… and the 69 Cubs. So What the hell – GO BLACKHAWKS… but if we lose to the Canucks, no shame in fighting back to come this/close to the President’s Cup winner. Just don’t want to see any career-ending injuries. That’s Flyer crap.
Vancouver is going crazy as well
but we, for the most part, quite rightly don’t give a fuck a baseball and basketball, which just leaves us with the greatest game on earth, Hockey.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
Well, that only makes sense.
I would imagine people in Vancouver would go for Seattle teams. That gives you the Mariners, which are, well, not good. And basketball ran from that city as fast as it could.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
to be fair...
basketball was stolen from them.. there is a difference
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
stole from both
Fuck Michael Heisley too
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "...It's pretty difficult to take, but I'm very confident in our team. If we play the same way we did [Sunday] and it's a level playing field, we're confident we'll come away with a win." GMMG/4/25/11
Their spring training stadium is pretty good too.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Trying to stay sane @ work
I’m glad I have SCH & your site to pass the time. Fortunately, they aren’t on the “Blocked Sites” list. No matter what happens, the VAN-CHI series is by far the most intense and one of the reasons why I love NHL Playoff Hockey so much. There will be many disappointed fans going to work/school tomorrow, but we’ll all go through this again in heartbeat…because that’s just who we are. Good luck all! Oh yeah…GO HAWKS!!!
oh my god, i have to watch this game at 4am
i may die. how do overseas hockey fans DO this regularly????
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
on a side note
since i prob can’t be around for the game thread, I wish you all luck (though of course, slightly less luck than us). Here’s hoping for a great, fast-paced game at the very least.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 26, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Why are you overseas?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
she took a trip to go play...
ult. Frisbee… puppet has a very very tough life… :)
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
so much awesome…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
Really? Amazing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yup
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Good luck Canuck fans from Chicago
Tonight’s game should be a barn burner. Maybe the best game to watch. I don’t blame you guys for being so tense. We have been in Chicago for decades until last year. We could never get over the Detroit hump. If your team can play relaxed and have fun, the game may be yours and you move to round 2. If they overcheck and have a Luongo meltdown you’re in trouble. The Hawks have been inconsistent all season but tonight is another story. Like I say, a real barn burner coming up tonight. I hope the Hawks win. If not at least they won their pride back.
Thank you sir
i agree it will be a barn burner, and it should be awesome fun to watch. Please forgive me if I don’t wish you luck back…40 years, and all that…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Been there... 49 years and all...
Having just gone through it – and still living as a Cub fan – I totally understand not wishing us luck. I agree with Jerry – win or lose, just glad our Blackhawks didn’t get humiliated. It has been F-U-N. Better stress test for our hearts than any stupid cardiologist could deliver!! (Oh, yeah – and go Bulls!)
cheers to
missy, yankee or sean, whoever that was… Thanks! :) I do appreciate it; consciousness came slowly today.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
what, did you get disciplined? hmm, must’ve been Sean….
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
no just
shredded the documents.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
for a minute there
i thought you were rolling credits.
We like our people!
by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
IT'S NOT OVER YET
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I got to be honest.
I see a massive loss incoming.
The type of loss where Chicago’s going to get up by 2 goals, a couple seconds apart, and the nucks heart will be ripped out with the people walking out of Rogers place. The smell of pepper spray will be in the air from the younger Rioting crowd and for the rest of us it will be a salty smell like being on the ocean shore from the tears streaming from our faces.
Prove me wrong boys. God, help them.
i never understood why...
canada riots all the time… i know its mostly in Mont. but besides the point… you guys are the nicest people in the world… to the point that i get a little weirded out by it, cuz nobody should be that crazy nice… and rioting just doesn’t seem to fit into that.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
blame the Frenchness in us.
(fyi, i’m part Quebecois)
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
well....
i do tend to blame the French for almost everything… and think they are pretty useless… so i’ll allow this. :)
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
and if i offended anybody...
just think of me as the stereotypical American who hates all french ppl. lol
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
well, let’s face it, the French are well-known for rioting and revolutions.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
So
Does this mean if we blow it tonight, I can say we “Pulled a France” or “We Frenched that game?”
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That too.
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Luongo-Burrows-Lapierre-Vigneault-GhostofBourdon’d that series.
by Passive Voice on Apr 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It's OK
the stereotypical American is offensive to everyone, we have learned to expect it.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
by thegreek on Apr 26, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i wish i had a comeback of some sort...
but i don’t…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Saying bazinga
-1 to Canadians!
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
American genius
consists of managing expectations in precisely this way.
it’s a 300-million person conspiracy!
We like our people!
by cliffkoroll on Apr 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
We try. If (when?) I move to Canada, do they have classes on how to stop being a stereotypical American?
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
step 1
learn something about somewhere outside your borders. Then be pretentious and smug about that knowledge.
step 2
Pick one of: Tragically Hip, Rush, Nickelback (gag) or Voivod to be your favorite rock band, depending on your genre of choice.
step 3
Always say ’I’m sorry’.
Then u should be good to go.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Step 1 is unfair. We have hipsters in the US.
Step 2: I choose Nickelback?
Step 3: I’m sorry… but I just can’t do that.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
not really, you probably just have to adapt.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
I’m sure with Twitchy’s process, I should manage. Thanks!
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Adapting
is a key component of becoming a part of the collective.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
very true...
u ready for this semi-final match coming up in 2 hrs?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm using it a...
stepping stone till tonight… something to get my mind off this game
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Never ready
I can’t handle this day right now. I am just going to be getting over the anxiety of the CL game and dealing with the emotions that follow from that draw/win/loss and then I will be getting amped up for a game 7. Too much stimulus.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
i've give u my secret to have to deal with days like today...
where u have a Cl game, a game 7, a game 5 and ur fav. baseball team is playing… the answer… JACK DANIELS and LOTS AND LOTS of it
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
If only
To be honest I am ignoring the Cubs right now. Hope they win but I won’t be watching. And the NBA is not worth watching since Starks and Reggie retired.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Section
Complaining about too much stimuli? What is this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I blame the french
For mostly everything too
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
what about wine and pastries?
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
wine i'll give u...
pastries… i wont… all of traditional/classical french food is actually Italian. back in the day Queen somebody or another… didn’t like the way french chefs cooked, so she stole about 200 of the best chefs from Italy to come over and teach the french how to cook and what not… so classical french food, is really all based and learned from the Italians
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
culinary school...
FTW
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i’ve been questioning my mention of pastries for the last couple minutes…. been watching quite a bit of Cake Boss lately…..
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
The French in you
just starts trouble so that some stronger force will come along that it can surrender to ;)
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
by Tepo6688 on Apr 26, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
look up the French Revolution, my dear.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
well Missy
of course the French won, but think about who they were fighting?
Duh, the French!
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i would say...
that they both loss. which just proves that the french are so bad they can’t even beat the french
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what happens
When you hold all the anger on the inside. It blows up eventually!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
This is exactly it.
Hahahaha. So true.
by Jesse Taylor on Apr 26, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
a combination
of alcohol & passion. And no, you didn’t offend anyone here. That’s pretty hard.
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Damn, you sound like a Hawks fan!!
I have been trying to talk the “It’s just good we got this far” and “at least we won last year” to my 6 year old. I have the heart-sinking feeling of a fan who watches the team make crappy passes and turn overs in our own zone and in front of our own net. Sounds like you understand.
oh boy
whitetowel The White Towel
You might notice a new piece of equipment on Roberto Luongo tonight: http://theprov.in/hV6vbK #Canucks
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
yes well
That’s put on by the fans and not really deserved.
AV is wearing one fitted especially by Mike Gillis.
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VanCanucks Vancouver Canucks
Only #Canucks player missing from morning skate is Sami Salo. #3venge
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Sami Salo
Out with a case of being Sami Salo
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
aww nuts
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
oh wait, now i see it too…..
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Which continent is he flying to?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Boo
hisss
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Quiet
That was a good one
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
Nearly a full morning skate for the Canucks but it must be mentioned that Salo is not out there. Have to think that Ballard returns.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
whoops
@mattsekeres
Matthew Sekeres
Rogers Arena scoreboard reads 5-0 Hawks as Canucks start morning skate. Not exactly positive reinforcement
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Holy Fuck
Way to fuckin…. Awww fuck!
Can’t anything go fuckin right in the series!
Fuck!
by Jesse Taylor on Apr 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that is great
Here is a reminder of how you shit the bed.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
perhaps
as long as it doesn’t make them repeat their last home game performance
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I kind of liked it
it was much less stressful that way
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I have serious
reservations about any idea that a scoreboard will make the team play a certain way.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Marinating
Your logic is never a bad choice
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pierre LeBrun
pissing on the dream shared by millions(or thousands?) of Canucks Fans
Real_ESPNLeBrun Pierre LeBrun
Canucks at skate this morning. They won’t like this stat: Road team 8-2 in Game 7 last 2 years http://yfrog.com/gzxlaqwj
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DON'T TELL ME THE ODDS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Canucks are 5-4 in Game 7’s over their 40 years. i’d rather look at this omen, thank you very much.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
we all know past stats mean nothing
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I think both of these stats are meaningless
Other teams vs other teams in other buildings are 8-2 on the road in the last 2 years
other canuck squads vs other teams in other eras of hockey are 5-4…..
This time, it is these two teams, in this series, tonight. it is going to be INSANE.
by oregon_hawk on Apr 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Missy
we’re also usually the road team ’cause we sneak into the playoffs :(
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i tried to look at our home record as well, but Wikipedia got confusing for whether or not we were the higher seed for each series.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
3-2
our home record for game 7’s.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
actually, it’s only 4 times we’ve played game 7 on the road, with 5 times at home. it’s just that 1994 had two road game 7’s.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
oh god Burrows
VanCanucks Vancouver Canucks
“As a kid I played a lot of Game 7s in my basement and hopefully that experience comes through tonight” – Burrows on Game 7. #3venge
Not.
Helpful.
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this is more like it
VanCanucks Vancouver Canucks
“We’re a confident group in here and we’re excited for this challenge” – Kesler, who will play his 1st Game 7. #3venge
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Hey Kesler…FUCKING SCORE
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
rofl lighten up
that’s hilarious shit right there.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Aww
that’s so cute
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
game 7's
I absolutely loved that statement by Burrows. i didn’t realize he could be humorous. One of the best sport quotes i ever read.
Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t care for the nozzle, but I can remember doing similar things as a kid. Thanks for taking me back Alexandre. To tell you the truth, you’re such a villain I didn’t think you had a childhood.
Since I've delurked to go feminist all over the place
I just wanted to say that for the most part it has been great coming over here and reading your write-ups and comments, and I appreciate how you guys have been handling the series — I know if our roles were reversed I’d be absolutely batshit insane by now. Y’all are a classy bunch and the series has been awesome so far.
Here’s hoping for a great, clean game 7 in which the Hawks win… but if we lose, congratulations ahead of time, I’ll be too drunk to come back and capitulate gracefully.
I can guarantee that if I were a Canucks fan right now
it’d be hard to stay civil with Hawks fans over here, no matter how polite they were, and for the most part I feel like you guys have been great.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
They do run a great blog
As much as I hate their team, the fans are fine by me.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Get the fuck out Canuckes
You’re such a dick
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I wouldn't go all that far
they are some right, at best.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I’ve been enjoying the Hawks fans company too. Great stuff from you Hawk fans as well! Thanks
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I agree
they’ve all been making this place a lot of fun. Healthy prodding and posturing and restraint from both sides. Great!
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one of the main reason i like games against u guys...
is the banter SCH and NM have. its always fun and for the most part all in good taste…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
seconded
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
u were doing...
so well over here april… until u called them classy and graceful…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I didn't call them graceful
That is anything but grace.
I meant that if we end up losing, I’ll be far too intoxicated to congratulate any Nucks fan nicely.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahh...
thats more like it.. i was about to take back all the nice things i said about you, spoke, your gender all that… but now i don’t take it back and mean everything i say. :)
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately, i work 1:30-9 tonight. got called in, coworker is very sick :(
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
yeah, she even had to leave early yesterday.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
well it will help you keep your mind off of things for a bit
and earn money while you are at it
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
very true
just waiting for the time to go by. i just want to get it over with.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
the game, i mean.
getting off at 9:00 means i get to Michael’s during the 3rd period.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
i get out of work to find out if the game is already over.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
erm. Glass is better than Cody?
@WalkerBigTalker
Ian Walker
Hodgson & Salo out. Ballard & Glass in. #Canucks #Blackhawks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Worth Quoting for all the Haters
VanCanucks Vancouver Canucks
“He’s been our best player most games this year and I’m looking forward to watching him play” – Schneider on Luongo. #3venge
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his leg likes to cramp every once in a while.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Oh Schneids
I should send him a thank you card, really.
by april o'neil on Apr 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
he keeps the temperature around 22C on most days and wears a scarf and sweater.
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by Canuckles on Apr 26, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
@Otter
Because Roberto Luongo’s teammates hung him out to dry. Goalie stats are team stats to a large degree. I’m not blaming Lou for this series going seven games. NO WAY.
It’s the same reason why I don’t put Craw in the hot column.
/dodges stones
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh man
DownGoesBrown Down Goes Brown
Ouch. RT @gottabe_KD: So have Canucks fans seen this: http://bit.ly/cFBkMp NHL store: go click on the Vancouver Canucks link that loads up.
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lol
so awesomely indicative of the perceived view the nhl seems to have of our boys. Hope AV shows the team this and it just makes them want it more.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
either that or someone wanting to fuck with us at the NHL website. To be honest, it’s kinda funny.
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#WinitForManny
yeah
i thought it was funny…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
though
I am sure that there isn’t a “percieved view.” I am almost certain the NHL doesn’t like us, the Oilers, Flames or Sens. I just don’t think they rig games like some crazy reporters suggest
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lol tin hats rejoice!
Google too! Although this might be a DGB manipulation, still…
DownGoesBrown Down Goes Brown
Man, first their own arena, then NHL.com, now even Google is piling on… http://yfrog.com/h7vxdg
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
definitely fake
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
it is funny
it’s fucking hilarious. It’s a LEAFS fan making fun of the Canucks playoff run…do u not see the humour in that????
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He makes more fun of his own team than the Canucks.
My blog and Twitter, featuring coverage of the most frustrating team in the NHL
If you don't know how to use Timeonice, read this.
Behindthenet quick link to QoC/QoT/Corsi/PDO/Zonestarts
"Numbers don't lie, they just don't agree with you"--George E. Ays
If I reference a lot of stats, just assume I haven't seen anything to contradict or invalidate them.
by red army line on Apr 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the truth
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
wowzers
i tweeted to kd asking if she let anyone at nhl.com know and referenced @nhlkerry and she pm’d me a response…who knew they cared?? Fixed now.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
like I said, no conspiracy
just either a stupid mistake or someone messing with us for good fun
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if you clicked on the Canucks
it would take you to the Blackhawks’ gear page.
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lol
They’re just trying to give you guys a helpful nudge in the right direction.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I meant
toward being Hawks fans.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Sucks to be all of you!
Crying, Canadian, and a Canuck fan is no way to go through life. Bottom line in this series is….the Hawks have desire, they have the killer instinct. Vancouver has no balls what so ever. The balls they do have make them do stupid things which costs them games time and time again. Good luck w/ the Sedins Vancouver, they’re all yours….they’ll win scoring titles and Presidents Trophies, but never a Stanley Cup, they just dont have the IT factor, the level of compete that you need to win it all. Blame the refs, blame Luongo, really blame AV, but its the make up of your team that is your demise. History will be made…..by the Chicago Blackhawks…..da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Waiting for the day when a Hawk 'accidentally' shoots a puck between the player benches and nails Pierre McGuire..
by jrsalz311 on Apr 26, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's too bad
That Canada gave you the game of hockey and all your best players eh?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
and for that
I thank you, hahaha. Cant wait for this game
Waiting for the day when a Hawk 'accidentally' shoots a puck between the player benches and nails Pierre McGuire..
I love the trolls
who think insulting us for being canadian is insulting…all you do is embarrass americans with an IQ over 80…which is most of them, but not you I’m guessing. Well, good luck kiddo…u may very well have a winning team to gloat about tonite…or you may just disappear into your life of sub-mediocrity. Either way, one thing we know for sure, you’ll still be a sad excuse for a human.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
welll
the canadian part was kinda dumb, cuz i really dont have anything in the world against canadians…..but the rest of what i said actually holds merit i would say, so apologies for the dumb canadian reference, i guess it was just angst against canuck bloggers on yahoo.
Waiting for the day when a Hawk 'accidentally' shoots a puck between the player benches and nails Pierre McGuire..
Canuck bloggers on Yahoo????
where????
wysh is a devils fan, and lambert is a flames fan.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
no no
the people who post on the yahoo blogs, haha, def some random idiots from both parties involved making points that make absolutely no sense what so ever.
Waiting for the day when a Hawk 'accidentally' shoots a puck between the player benches and nails Pierre McGuire..
yeah
never read the comments on Yahoo or TSN, you lose brain cells like that.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
its true...
its a rookie mistake
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I think
he meant commentors…like guy f, what a smug prick that guy is.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
this game
is going to be utterly rediculous, i feel like puking just thinking about it. anything could happen tonight, i just wish it was in chicago cuz then the game would be in 5 hours instead of 7, haha. i see it playing out w/ both teams flying up n down the ice and whoever makes less mistakes between the blue lines is gonna win this one
Waiting for the day when a Hawk 'accidentally' shoots a puck between the player benches and nails Pierre McGuire..
I’m glad you could be a good sport here, jrsalz311. Even if it took you 3 comments to get there :)
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Not all the Hawks fans are as smart as me :)
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
or modest....
:)
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Not all the Hawks fans are as smart asmeI :)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 26, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Burn!
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Apr 26, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you a clone?
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
by kesrows on Apr 26, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
oh I forgot I'm supposed to talk like this
Not all the Hawks fans are as smart as me Stacie
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Now you’re just being narcissistic.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Well I do feel
pretty and witty and wise
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Do you have
Wits and hips and lips and tips?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
um I don't think we're on the same song
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Who's the pretty girl in that mirror there?
What mirror, where?
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Who could that attractive girl be?
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
You DO notice
that it’s the 7th version of stacie that posts here right? She’s trying to suck up to her first iteration….
=P
Cloning machines rule
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
If you kill your clone, is it homicide or suicide?
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
all of em
but only if u make enough to become a separate creed.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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When you're not strong
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Beware of trains
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
not when you talk like that :p
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
It's just how we country folk talk
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
It's all an illusion
We just set up really tall cardboard pictures to fake the skyline.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I'm 70 miles from the big city
Just a farm girl at heart.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Technically neither of you are right.
Just sayin’.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
don't bring logic into a grammatical argument
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
True
I was only pointing out that one though.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
We lla tleast they have that going for them :)
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
Spacebar malfunction.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
sure it was
where you been hiding kesrows?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Alcohol malfunctions come later
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
His IQ is Under 80
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 26, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, no
Golden Rule and all that. Class up, buddy. You make the rest of your fan base look bad.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Love that AV said this
@VanCanucks
Vancouver Canucks
No update on Salo, he remains “day-to-day.” Coach V did not reveal if there are line-up changes for #Canucks. #3venge
After we hear that Ballard and Glass are in. That constitutes changes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
technically, they were right about it being a “dream”.
by Passive Voice on Apr 26, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
technically correct
Is the best kind of correct
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Second Futurama reference of the day. I’m liking where this is going.
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 26, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t been able to watch most of the last 2 games as I’m on vacation and the time dif is screwy, but I’ll be sending positive vibes from Hawaii. I believe! 4-3 Nucks…..play like there’s no tomorrow boys!
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
isn't...
hawaii only an hr. earlier then it is in vanc?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I think
4 actually…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
3
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
but then
i’ve never been so in reality i don’t actually know. So never mind.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 26, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Bring it.
We’re up 3 games to zip.
I go away.
Supposed to be two weeks.
But wtf? It’s now 3-3.
So, I return a week early to fix this bloody mess.
It’s Game 7. It’s time.
It’s our time.
Hank? Kess? Luuu? The rest of ya?
Jump on our bandwagon.
We don’t stop believing.
Ever.
So, man up.
It’s time to ruffle a few, no make that 4 feathers.
Capiche?
Why
Are we not talking more about Cody out, Glass in?
I don’t like it. Who’s going to be 3C? Lapierre? I hope they don’t break up Raymond-Kes-Burr, that was our best line in Game 6
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I wouldn't mind
Lapierre on the third line. He was quite good last game, I thought. Glass for 4th line centre with Oreskovich and Torres, and Lapierre between Hansen and Higgins. I do like those lines actually, aside from Glass having to take faceoffs.
Also
I think it’s smart to sit Cody, not cause he’s been bad, but because the pressure on a kid his age in the playoffs (on this team especially) is enormous, and that could very well lead to some dangerous panic plays (we saw one last game when he took that Delay of Game penalty). Glass is certainly more poised and calm under pressure simply due to experience and age.
Looks like AV is going to move to a heavier forecheck. Maybe get the fourth line dumping the puck and crashing the D?
Not saying I like it, just the way it looks to me.
Win it for Manny!
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I have to agree
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I will only wear Canucks-related articles of clothing today.
Make it happen damnit.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I have none
because I am a poor student. :(
If we make it to the conference finals though, I will make the sacrifice and buy one for the missus (soon to be) too.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Do you, Ms. Canuckles, take Mr. Canuckles to be your lawfully wedded husband?
I do.
::slips jersey over her head::
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
by ShiftySC on Apr 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Customized Canucks gownsey?
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Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
only
if they make it to the conference finals. Even then, the wedding is at the end of June…
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
ONLY?
So it’s all Canucks? socks, underoos?
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Socks, underoos, sweat pants, t-shirt. If I had Canucks shoes I could go out.
I feel like a 10 year old kid. Commencing blanket fort.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Colour me jealous. I’ve never made a blanket fort. Sadness.
For next year, you should order some canucks shoes from the nhl shop.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I could break my promise and head out to Wal-Mart for off-brand velcro lightup shoes… but I’d better not. They probably wouldn’t even have my size.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Nah, better be safe and build the blanket fort…you do have canucks blankets right?
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I have various white Canucks towels, and that’s it.
And a blanket that happens to be blue and white.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
That’ll do Shifty. That’ll do. Hey, did you know they sell playoff towels at the playoff store and at Rogers? That seems wrong and dirty. Damn corporate machine (that I’m a part of and pays me well, thanks corporate machine!), they ruin everything!
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the key to this game
is how well the Sedins play, especially defensively. No, not whether Luongo “chokes” (I have faith in the guy) or any other crap like that. The Sedins HAVE to be better, and I think they can be. But they’ve gotta spend more time in the offensive zone, and remember how to play D when they do get stuck in the defensive zone.
Also, Kes getting his offensive game going is pretty key. We can win without it but dammit would it ever be nice to see him pot a well-timed goal or two to win this one.
by Canuckk on Apr 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dank does have 5 goals and 2 assists in this series. Not bad. What, do we expect 10 points from him by now? We need a supporting cast.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
well
Henrik needs to play better and both need to tighten their D games up a bit. I agree, Daniel seems to be in the series, but the consistency he had during the regular season isn’t with him now. Plus Henrik can’t seem to get it going.
Sean, as you know, a big game from these guys means we win and its why I like them as leaders. It seems that when they come out with fire in their eyes, the rest of the team feeds off of it and they all start doing it. They are never “supporting cast” in big wins, they are usually catalysts. They did that in game two, scoring, blocking shots, etc… they need to do it again here.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
It's not his offensive game that's troubling
it’s his defensive game. The fact he’s got 7 points, 5 of which are ES, and is a minus-2 in 5 games is very telling. The Sedins are getting it done offensively but defensively they’re getting absolutely roasted, which is definitely unlike them (they aren’t spectacular defensively but they are perennial plus players), so overall they aren’t contributing as much to the series as they should be. If they had absolutely gaudy offensive numbers (ie. 10 points in 5 games) that might be excusable, but right now it’s not. We’re about to have a 7th game when the series should’ve been done a while ago. At least a portion of the blame has to go to our best players not being our best players.
I'd also like to mention
that over the past 3 games, Daniel has 2 goals and is a minus-6. And of those 2 goals, one was scored when the game was already 7-1, the other was a lucky bounce. Now THAT is just bad. You can’t tell me that they’ve been anywhere near adequate since game 4. They simply have to be better, and that’s indisputable.
Totally agree
It all gets pinned on Lou, but my God, are the Twins ever inept at defense come playoff time. Its like they’re so focused on scoring that they have a constant lean toward the red line. When Chicago is on the forecheck and they’re defending, it has been a total crapshoot. Hopefully they can stick to their checks tonight.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks 6-5, one of them Sedins with gwg (since it didn't happen last time)
Ummm…as a Wings fan, again, I’m a little torn, do I want to see the Sharks in the second round, or possibly in the WCF?
But, seeing as how it’s the Hawks, that takes care of most of the hesitation….go Nucks!
And bring on San Jose, Detroit’s got some unfinished business from last year.
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
btw, interesting discussions you've been having here for a pre-Game 7 thread
cloning and sexism and hockey, oh my!
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
Distractions keep us sane
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Frowns
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
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You want San Jose ;)
besides, how can you turn down the opportunity for revenge on a team that also happens to have Antti Niemi in goal? Yeahhhh, I have a feeling the Wings would win that one.
As Ernie Harwell used to say, 2 for the price of one!
Sold! You guys take care of business tonight, and dispatch the boring team, and we’ll seeya in the WCF, deal?
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
good lord
the longer this day goes the bigger those butterflies in my stomach get.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
there's gotta be an "Aliens" joke here somewhere
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
An Alien in your stomach is no joke.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
And that is the truth
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yep
I just want to get this over with already! Every second I wait is another second of controversy, uncertainty and pointless arguing. Let’s do away with all that crap and let the boys on the ice tell all the haters who’s the better team here.
I had to go for a walk. I feel sick to my stomach. It doesn’t make sense, because I think they’ll win, but I have a thundercloud hanging over my head. The fun of being a Canucks fan.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
by 6 o clock these butterflies are bound to be condor sized…which could lead to overindulgence of alcoholic bevvies. Wait…what could…WILL lead to…
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I'm lucky enough
to have a stress warmup in the form of a Brewers game right before the main course.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Meds be damned. I’m having a drink tonight at the game.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
man
if i watched a baseball game before the hockey, my mind would be so numb i wouldn’t even notice the game…any movement i did do would be complete somnambulation
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Hater
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I don't think that has anything to do with being a Canucks fan
The Hawks fans are feeling the same thing right now too. We think we’ll win, but there are actually thunderclouds hanging over my head and Sean will like this part – tornado watches/warnings in the area.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I was bang on last time I predicted this score before total collapse happened
So I’ll do it again for superstitions sake.
4-3 ’Nucks, Dank.
4--3 CANUCKS
MayRay
Series Winning Goal
The Pittsburgh Penguins are better then you.
The Vancouver Canucks are better then you.
The team with the most HEART will hoist the Cup in June.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
I’m scared. I’m excited. I’m going to hyperventilate at certain points tonight. Not sure why it’s the cardiac canes, it really should be the cardiac canucks.
4-2 canucks….kesler. I think he’ll have a good game tonight. Maybe he’ll be our clutch Jumbo Joe today. Was happy for Joe yesterday, seems like a nice guy – maybe too nice in the playoffs.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Some clown on NHL11 is yelling Go Canucks Go over his microphone.
Bad sign.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
You obviously don't have PS3
They got hacked and had to take the network down until they fixed what happened. I’m going through withdrawal.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
is that what happened?
i was wondering why the fuck i couldn’t sign on
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it's bad
Apparently the hackers might have stolen personal information
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They claim that isn't the case
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I read
That they had admitted to that now
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It looks like I misread it.
They will be contacting anyone who was affected via Email apparently
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
That sounds like
A bad idea
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yeah
We are currently working to send a similar message to the one below via email to all of our registered account holders regarding a compromise of personal information as a result of an illegal intrusion on our systems.
That’s the official word.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Yeah.
They keep giving daily updates at at the PSN blog. Apparently they will have it back up within a week, according to the updater they posted a few minutes ago.
Follow updates here: http://blog.us.playstation.com/category/psn/
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I have both.
PSN sux0rs.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
To each his own
I used to do XBOX for games like Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect. Now I no longer have to, so just the one system for me.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I like multiplayer games and PSN is just unacceptably bad.
I enjoy the PS3 and many of its games (still waiting on The Last Guardian), just not the online system or the controller.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
The controller?
Come on Shifty. A true gamer loves all controllers.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not when they don’t fix it for 10 years.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
There is nothing to fix
;)
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
why mess with perfection?
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Weak analog sticks, far less accurate because there’s no tension when you aim. I like shooters, can’t stand that. The triggers aren’t as good for shooters either, though I like them for racing games.
No reason not to fix the sticks.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Again, I respectfully disagree
I find the 360 controller to be too clunky and awkwardly designed. The SIXAXIS fits like a glove. A glove that let me kill people without going to prison. OH MY GOD, playing PS# makes you O.J.!
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I get when you say clunky or awkwardly designed, because it is bigger (even though its handles are ergonomic, where the PS3 controller is more about looks and button/stick location) and a lot of people don’t like that.
But the sticks have always been weak for precise aiming/movement. I just can’t use them.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
While I've never had that problem
I know plenty who do. There are some products on the market to counter that though.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Exactly
that would be like Natalie Portman getting cosmetic surgery or Ryan Reynolds wearing a shirt.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually like functional surgery, like if Ryan Reynolds had erectile dysfunction that medication could not fix.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
*GASP*
how dare you. While I’m into the boobies, he’s purrty man
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
Right, which is why I wouldn’t change how he/the controller looks, just how he/it functions. If it’ll help your mancrush, we could say “lactose intolerance” instead of “erectile dysfunction.” Something not so serious.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Hang on now
Ben Smith is my mancrush.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is that like a “John Smith is my boyfriend” sort of thing where it refers to you loving a lot of men all the time, or is it the particular Ben Smith?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
#57 Ben Smith
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
The do have adapters
that let you use ps3 controllers on 306 and vice versa
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
I've never had any problems with it
And I find the controller to be much more comfortable than the 360 one.
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Moments in Sporting History: Apr. 6, 2011- Carlos Gomez takes a four pitch walk
This ^
I flat out love everything about the ps3 controller.
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
also how about that....
absolute domination by Man Utd. today 312.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost want to complain
that we didn’t score more goals. But a 2-Nil lead after a first leg on the road is pretty much insurmountable. Or at least it should be. I want to go through to the final at Wembley so bad.
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
feel the same way...
that could easily been 4 or 5 nil, but yea… i still feel comfy up 2 nil, especially with 2 road goals. u can’t expect them to lose 3-1 at HOME. with the chance to finish off the double for the yr.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
true...
its a lot easier to go from L/R1 to L/R2 then from trigger to bumper… a lot easier
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually they’re designed to be used with separate fingers so you don’t have to. But if you do use the single finger I’d disagree with that. Not a lot easier, if at all easier, probably just a preference. Same distance.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
it might be a pref...
thing thats true.. but i guess i like being to just move the finger over instead of having to roll it over the trigger… again a preference thing… i think since i used to play comp. paintball… its more natural for me not to have to roll my finger up,
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I’m not sure what you’re referring to? You can pretty easily just move your finger down to the trigger on the Xbox controller, whereas the PS3 trigger requires you to roll your finger further under the controller to full depress it.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
i just mine...
with my a finger on each 1 and 2 button. which is more comfortable. cuz the 2’s bend down and not curve back up, so it feels more comfortable for me when i’m switching between them quickly…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
My hands, being manly, can’t work with the R1/L1 at the same time configuration. Basically I’m pressing the triggers with my proximal inter-phalangeal joint, whereas with the trigger/bumper setup I’m using my distal inter-phalangeal joint.
Yeah, I looked it up.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
lol...
i take somewhat offense to u assuming my hands are girly, do u not remember the hoop-la that comments like that caused earlier? u don’t want that again!. but yea, like i said its just seems more natural to me due to learning to “walk the trigger” of a paintball gun. and i was going to ask where u found those big boy words to describe ur fingers. lol
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
There's nothing wrong
with guys having soft hands.
Unless you’re not a guy and I’ve been wrong forevah.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
lol....
it happens when u work in hotels and the most u do all day is just type on a computer, or talk to guests. not a lot going on to toughen them up.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
dexterity FTW
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'm able...
to make a semi-automatic gun shoot 17 paintballs a sec. think about that dexterity ladies… just saying think.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
oh soupy
at least you tried ;)
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
i've been drinking...
to calm my nerves for a few hrs.. i’ve been a little late and a little less witty then normal. :(
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You're trying to swoon
Canuck fans Soupy? You’ve changed.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
and he must be smashed already
watch out ladies extra special swooning is about to commence
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
no u see...
last year i swooned a sharks fan during the play-offs and well we all know how that series ended… just trying to repeat the past
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that's right
weren’t you going to change your name to pavelski’s spin-o-rama?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
i did for a while...
i would only use that over at FTF, the whole series…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
and i'm pretty sure...
if that series went 6 or so, i’m pretty sure i woulda completly swooned i think it was Ms. Clowe, and prob. could have had a new gf and switched her to a hawks fan. lol :)
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i try...
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have massive hands
(hello ladies) and the PS3 controller fits like a glove.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh goodness
at least that made me laugh instead of want to cry today.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Why would
Someone having massive hands make you want to cry?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
If you have a large community of in-game friends, PS3 online is shit. If you just like to play a few sports games or you like your personal information given away ;) there’s nothing wrong with PSN. The system is lacking overall, just depends if you use the extra features.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Have they improved Xbox Live?
Cause one of the reasons I don’t play online sports games anymore was the frustration of Xbox Live constantly disconnecting during game play. PSN the few times I have used it has been better in that regard.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on when you used it I guess, but that’s not a widely known issue so it’s more likely on your end.
I can’t remember being disconnected without expecting it. A lot of unscheduled downtime with Uncharted 2 though.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
When I was using Xbox Live
I was plugged right into the modem and I was the only internet used on my block, cause I was the only house at the time. This was about 3 years ago. The connection was always terrible. I used wireless on PSN and live in a busy neighborhood now and the connection is flawless.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Losing it guys
I can’t handle the nerves right now…. So. Freaking. Nervous. Let’s just drop the puck already.
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I'm optimistic because
I feel we took back the momentum from them in the last 2 periods despite the final score.
We take that back into our house now.
Forget one game at a time, now it’s one shift at a time and every one needs to be the best effort from every player on the ice.
"We are all Hamhuis"
Hawks fan here
Can’t say I’d really be rooting for you guys if the Hawks lose tonight. That said, I do have a lot of respect for your fan base, as it reminds me of my baseball fan base (Cubs). Anyone who loves hockey is ok in my book.
And while I’d rather not see it happen, if you do actually win tonight, then this whole ordeal was worth it for you guys. Taking on your rival, building that lead and watching them crawl pack as the pressure and adversity rises then beating them in game 7 just when everyone expects you to complete the choke. Suddenly the rest of the playoffs won’t seem as scary. Suddenly the pressure is managable. Sure there will be the issue of being drained from playing the 3 extra games, but the experience gained would be worth it IMO. Every team with a long title drought needs that moment to get them over the psychological hump. Beating the Hawks tonight with all the pressure on you would be that moment.
At the end of the day, I guess it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world to see the Nucks win the Stanley Cup. I’d still cheer for you guys over Detroit :)
Anyways, I wish you guys bad luck tonight (in the game, no injuries or anything though), but if you advance good luck beyond tonight. Whoever wins tonight is going to have a hell of a story to tell when they are older :)
Ditto :)
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You’ve been tired of everything these days.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
I'm tired
Of people being tired of things!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
you know it's bad when someone who's passive
is tired
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
well, he's truly
passive aggressive maybe
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Freshman year I had an emo Chinese roommate whose facebook status one day was “David _ is sick of being tired, and so, so tired of being sick”. Which, Lollerderby.
by Passive Voice on Apr 26, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Lollapalooza.
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
I needed money 'cause I had none
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
Dave Bolland and Mike Richards can go share STDs.
by Passive Voice on Apr 26, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But wouldn't you love Bolland if he was on your team?
I’m sure I would have a different opinion of Bieksa or Burrows if they were on mine.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Well, maybe Burrows
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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maybe, but i’m pretty good about not liking bullshit. Hamhuis’s high elbow on Bolland grossed me out. Burr’s nutchop on Staal awhile back grossed me out. captain hank leaping to the ice is a facepalm. i’d be happy with richards or bolland on my team, but i’d still hate the high sticks and boarding.
by Passive Voice on Apr 26, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds about right.
Win it for Manny!
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well no one likes the highsticks and boarding
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
bolland does
apparently the chicago media, coaches, team, management and fans too…if it’s a hawk doing it.
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4-2 Bieksa winner
Empty net goal by Luongo to seal the deal.
HEY it’s game seven. In three hours.
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What I wish CBC would bring back for tonight:
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I loved that song
When I was young. Best playoff song
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Damn
That sounds like 1995. Yeah-ah! The swift and the strong, baby! Ripping hair solo in the background. Good times.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oldie.
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
I hate to admit it
But, I’m getting to be an oldie too. As they say, “Only the good die young”. Wait.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 26, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Quiet you
It’s great
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What's next on the next mix(cassette)tape
Bryan Adams?
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
ouch
Cuts like a knife
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well done.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Someone do “Run to You” so I can tap out my Badams knowledge.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Have you ever
really loved a woman?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It was my first real 6-string
Brewers, I'm planning on sending you the bill for the heart disease you'll eventually give me. Packers, you're on notice.
BLACKHAWKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He did
Back in the summer of ’69
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Man, this guy made terrible music.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
false
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No surprise there.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
true
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
All music rules
in its own way.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure does.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
yes and...
When you love someone
you’ll sacrifice
You’d give everything you’ve got
and you don’t think twice.
You’d risk it all
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn't know it with all this pre-game angst,
but we’re in Heaven~
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Anyone have the
Rescue Blues?
Oops never mind. Wrong guy.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That was bad
Please Forgive Me
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 26, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't they playing
new Sam Roberts?
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no no that song is saved for after the Cup is won
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 26, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They played it
Throughout the playoffs as well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Fans
Less than impressed
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Oh mama
Bad officiating strikes Montreal.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
that was crap
I’d be pissed too. Conspiracy. Shenanigans.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Plain shenanigans
How can you not see a black puck on blue/white ice?
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100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
If someone sees this on the tubes and it’s not filmed by some dude on his camera phone please link me. I missed it.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
basically early whistle because they thought Thomas had the puck
he didn’t – it trickled to the side of him and the Habs knocked it in
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Can they ever get
the timing right?
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
If the Habs lose this one
the city will burn
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
recedy rec-a-roo
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It's okay
Canuck fans are worse.
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
Hey guys
Throw things onto the ice after a goal, not a non-goal.
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100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
I wish
the crowd would yell stuff in French.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
I say “Pardon my French” after I swear, so they’re kind of speaking French right now.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
SacrƩ bleu!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
quelque fuck?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 26, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
80's movies explain everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8MzQxz3PYQ
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Boston
got owned.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
This one counts
Boom, goal Habs.
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
SO BORED.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
so big
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You would say that.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
That’s what Semi said.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Yes
I just said that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Sixteen-head?
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
sigh
Off to work now.
Have a blast tonight. Keep the faith.
Go Canucks Go!!!
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
So if the Canucks are wondering how to come out in the first
check out what Philly did.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
alrght well its bar time
have fun over here, i hope its a great game, enjoyed the banter all day… good luck, but not enough luck to win.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 26, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Canucks 4-2
Raymond = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Moose defeat the Monsters 4-1 in game 7 to win their first round series!
Rogers Arena - the Sugarbowl!
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