Canucks Loosen Up At Practice / Lines / More
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 3:16 PM PDT
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Print- Jim Jamieson reports today that the Canucks did a lot of skating including "fun" breakaway drills at practice at the United Center. Vigneault is trying to loosen the guys up and says that they understand the task at hand for Game 6...blah blah. Changing momentum of this series is going to be a daunting task.
- Jamieson also reports that Andrew Alberts pasted Jannik Hansen into the boards to show he means business. Ballard was paired with Sami Salo which points to him returning in favor of Aaron Rome, but AV would not say if he plays in Game 6. It appears that Cody Hodgson will again center line 3 between Mason Raymond and Jannik Hansen, which was the best line in Game 5.
- Roberto Luongo doesn't deserve to start Game 6, reports Ed Willies. I don't agree with him a lot of times. Luongo told the Chicao Tribune that he loves it when the fans at the Madhouse yell at him.
- Brent Seabrook skated today and may play in Game 6. Some Hawks fans wonder if it's better if he stays out of the line up so the team can continue its Seab rally.
- Follow me into the depths of hell to see a messed up stat about Ryan Kesler. Those stats seem about accurate.
- The Blackhawks feel like Stanley Cup Champs again. (Steve Rosenbloom, Tribune)
- I love Abe Froman's A.M. Hot Links over at Second City Hockey. Keeps me in the loop for all things Blackhawks. Hopefully it contains a fucking eulogy after tomorrow night.
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Ed Willis is kinda derp
Luongo let in four goals, three of which were complete screen shots. the other was a snipe shot to the top shelf on a breakaway.
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
What a chump that Luongo is
He’s gonna get run out of town in the offseason!!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
kinda sarcasm
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to know
Why Thomas is so far from the goal
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
game 6
The No Nucks are doing an el-foldo. After tonight its a one game series. Clueless longo will find a way to blow the three game lead.
Yay! Thanks for your glorious input~!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So many trolls
So little to troll about. Where were you all after the first 3 games? What was it the other troll was saying about humility? Maybe you should follow your brethren’s advice!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well they’re hardly going to come out of the woodwork when the Canucks are winning. The flipside to bandwagon fans are bandwagon haters, and unfortunately both sides of that coin are shit.
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good point
“WTF Canucks. I jumped on to enjoy the ride. What do you mean its hard? BOOOOOOOOOOO”.
Thing is, if when the canucks win tomorrow, they will be right back in the bar or corp seats braying how they knew it all the time.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
And this guy is going to slink back under the bridge until next season if his beloved Hawks manage to make the playoffs.
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ZOMG
the game is tonight? there was a name change? who is “longo”? where the hell is this bastard? I have questions!!!!!!
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Grapes posting right before he goes on the air.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
And bieska
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Deja vu all over again (with apologies to Yogi)
The Philadelphia Flyers came back from being three down twice in their Eastern Conference semifinal series against the Boston Bruins, with Simon Gagne scoring the Game 7 winner on a power play late in the third period on Friday night to give his team a 4-3 victory.
funny
I thought that this series was between the Canucks and Hawks and not the Flyers and Bruins and thus had nothing to do with two totally different teams in a different conference playing in a different year.
My bad.
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Thank you kindly
Because I had no idea this happened last year. I just started watching hockey this year because I heard this team was pretty good or something.
Also, it’s not really deja vu – since the two teams are completely different
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You hawk fans
Really like to bend history so that it benefits you.
First it’s “President’s trophy winner = choke!”
Then after the game 1 loss it’s “We lost game 1 the last two years and won, so we’ll win!”
Now it’s “The Flyers backed into the playoffs on the last day, got down 3-0 and came back to win! So we’ll win!”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 23, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know what they say about 3-2 series: WHEN IN ROME.
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No
Please don’t start Rome. Ballard is so much better
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Whenever I think of Ballard though I think “A bird in the hand…”
You know? That saying that totally doesn’t apply to what I’m talking about?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
What ARE we talking about
Anyways
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I just liked that he used the idea of deja vu there.
“Something happened last season unrelated to these hockey teams in any way. FEELS LIKE WE’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!”
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ZOMG part 2
Something that’s happened 3 times in history!!!! Everyone piss your pants!!!!
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No
If it’s Grapes it can change daily.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Canucks fans
Which one of you doo fuss ess posted the theory that the Canucks have the trots and that’s the reason they’re so crappy
Is that even English?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
phonetic spelling
Its spelled like it sounds for people with “a” problems
“It’s”
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'a'
problem.
Singular
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ha.
Ladies and gentlemen, the product of a school invironmint where Ebonics is a credited course. Farewell English language, we hardly knew thee.
And where politicians attack those “overpaid teachers” for dealing with more and more pedros.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
Dan
I hope that spelling of environment was ironic
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I hope not.
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It was
Nice catch.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
Yay! My first banhammer execution of the playoffs!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
also a sign
of developmental disabilities.
Thank you, that helped us understand you a lot.
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Follow me into the depths of hell to see a messed up stat about Ryan Kesler. Those stats seem about accurate.
I resent giving stupid people like this any credit.
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yeah well, I thought it was an interesting point..even if I found it in hell
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight
We dine in hell!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
YES
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be if Kesler weren’t a defensively minded forward who most often matches up against the top two lines. When those lines aren’t as good, he takes advantage, and when they’re better it’s his job to focus on stopping them. If the reverse were true and he scored a lot against better teams, it would be mindblowing, but it’s exactly what we should expect.
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yeah, I know, Shifty. But the stats paint a nasty picture regardless and the Keslord can still put up more points than this. Even if it’s a goal here or there. The Sedins need support from line 2 and beyond.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Paints a nasty picture but is inaccurate in the assumptions it draws. If we’re not going to consider facts when judging a player we might as give Willies the Pulitzer right now.
But in reality, the Sedins received support from lines 2 and beyond. That’s why our goal differential was what it was. The Canucks.com “post” failed to take into account that in the playoffs its even more important that Kesler shut down top pairs. And until Game 4 nobody cared that he did. Now that everyone has shit the bed, it’s time to focus on one of our least problematic players. Sounds like Vancouver to me.
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you make good points. But it’s easy to pick on the 3rd leading scorer on your team when he dries up. He still hits the attacking zone with his mates. There is still futility there
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Best thing I have done since the last game.
Ignore the Chicago esp. media, and even our Ed and Co home town guys “keeping it real” and jumping down their throats.
Yeah, we saw the games two guys.
But yeah, I last read a bit of Ed as the “last straw”, and watching Dallas and Caps on a beautiful day. Feels great.
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sic
two is too is two games too
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
The Lou hate runs rampant even here in Smithers. Amazing
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Lou hate would still exist
even if he didn’t let in a goal for the rest of the playoffs, made approximately 1000000 saves to win the Cup, and then had a blowout game at some point in the next season. I bet you were that the case, Ed or someone would somehow find material to write a “Luongo sucks and should be traded” column for the millionth time.
Which is why
The 1st Church of Luongod will not leave my sig. The guy gets the “he got paid 10 mil this year”, so fuck that he was nominated for his best statistical season ever.
Its the Hawks!!!!!!. Heeeeeerrrrrp Deeerrrrrppppp
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
what's the local reaction to Hamhuis' hit on Bolland?
While hardly the ‘Worst Thing Ever’ as Don ‘My Hyperbole Throttle Is Stuck Open’ Cherry put it, it was a cheap shot…
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sure it was.
Hawks are not shrinking violets. A lot of that is reactionary and “he did this first” anyhow.
Gave the commentators a chance to use the “and he had a concussion himself” line.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
Nobody really talks about it. They are too busy hating Lou and thinking the Canucks are done like dinner. The people I watched with didn’t like it at the time
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't go on any hockey sites, watched nothing yesterday
I feel better having done that. Also knowing I don’t have to have something done first thing in the morning lol
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Yep
Its been beautiful out here, prob’ same on the Island?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
yeah
nice day to just sit back and revel in the hay fever. fml.
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I took my anger out on a bike ride. Worked like a charm. Feels like the first day of spring here today. Niiice
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
my only coverage lately is this blog.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
It's MrsWaachcast's bday today
so we’re havin’ a nice quiet night at home before the madness tomorrow
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happy bday
Mrs Waach! Make sure the Mr treats you well and does all the things you want!
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Even though you didn't say anything dirty
why am I thinking there was something nasty behind your words? ;)
Happy Birthday Mrs. W.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Heres Hoping
the hawks feed off Hamhuis’s pussy play on a fellow head injury survivor inspires the hawks like Torres moronic acts have
by Canuckslicknutsak on Apr 23, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
you're still here?
I thought for sure you’d be snapped up by one of the major networks to write sitcoms. That username is pure gold. Seriously, you’re the second coming of Larry David.
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in order for you to better understand me
oh hai wai do ewe tink canuckz lick nutsacks
Taht wud be weerd!!! lol!!!1
/idiot speech
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So what happens
to all these trolls if (I prefer using when) we beat the Hawks in Game 6? I assume they all magically disappear? And suddenly all the Team 1040 callers will go from stating the Canucks have already lost to stating they’ve already won the Cup?
Honestly
Do you honestly believe the Nucks will win game six on easter day in the UC?
Your name is hilarious
because whenever John Scott is out there skating, I always imagine him saying it over and over.
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
first of all
reply fail. secondly, a team that sells it’s soul to Satan can hardly count Jesus as a fan. If either of them even exist, that is.
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devil
Your own moniker is the sign of the beast…I rest my case. Big J is a Hawks fan, everybody knows this.
no
it’s a sign to ward off evil spirits. in other words, superstitious nonsense, much like this so-called Big J
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heethen
Look at the big balls on brad, calling out Jman on easter.
who's Brad?
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who's Sam Jackson?
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you know
the guy that’s supposed to get these mfukn trolls off this mfukn blog
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
oh
Samuel L. Jackson. I guess our ‘friend’ here must be part of his inner circle.
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also
it’s HeAthen. What the heck do they teach you in those schools down there?
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Thanks for the spell check but...
Shouldn’t you be giving it to your wife right about now?
say goodbye to the nice people
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goodnight...
gracie, Nucks epic fail tomorrow, Hawks in 7, feel shame, etc etc etc
2nd ban of the day. Nobody says that about Mrs. WAACH. Happy B-day to her!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 23, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If it goes the way we hope
Imagine tomorrow around 8 pm.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
Crickets.
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hopefully
Unless its like Luo shutting them out, or some perceived “slight”.
“WE WUZ ROBBED I TELLS YA!”
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
Yeah.
But those posts are the most fun to read. I’ll enjoy those.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Me too.
I don’t really mind “smart trolls”. Its the amateurs like the two Sean banned today.
The others are just fans of the other team, and I can respect that.
And they are usually funny anyhow.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
thanks Sean
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BTW what does your username stand for?
I searched WAACH and the first thing that came up was the Washington Association for Colon Hydrotherapy!
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WeAreAllCanuckleHeads
This whole thread leaves me wondering " what would Beezus do?"
Ty for the birthday wishes :). The Grumpy old man was at his awesomest. As always :P
by MrsWaachcast on Apr 24, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
and redone in dumbass language for those that need it
This hole thred leafs me wundering ’ whut wud Beezus doo?"
by MrsWaachcast on Apr 24, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Beezus?
damn Judy Blume… she was probably a Hawks fan too…
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erm
Beverly Cleary wrote the Beezus and Ramona stuff, not JB.
by MrsWaachcast on Apr 24, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
that's what I meant
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excellent!
We all had faith in him! He is thought of by many around here as a gentleman and a scholar.
Except Sean, he’s kinda mean.
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Fuck off you fucking piece of shit
I hope you shit out your intestines you mouth-breathing troglodyte.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 24, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
fucking trolls
I’d like to string up the lot of them.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 24, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No
He’s our backup goalie
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Everybody needs to quit trolling
and watch this Habs/Bos game. It’s frakkin nuts.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Glove save and a toe save by Ryder and Chara respectively during the game, ridiculous
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Both goalies making some incredible saves too
Price losing his helmet during one – hardcore hockey.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I love playoff hockey
Especially overtime
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I like it when my team isn't involved
Way too much stress. Problem is I could see our game tomorrow going to multiple OT’s and my stomach is in huge knots over it.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Yeah I agree
Overtime when you have no involvement is great. When you do – not so much. Like the gold medal game. That was fucking nerve racking
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
always bringing up the gold medal
just have to rub it in don’t you :)
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
It's a happy moment
Unlike the other playoffs that year
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
TUBBY
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Tim Thomas Fing Hell
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Fuckin love bob cole
Officially licensed Canucklehead
He is
A great announcer
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Nathan Horton!!!!!!
Officially licensed Canucklehead
Hey look!
A Nathan Horton sighting!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
So over in SJ
LA up early again 3-0. Can the Sharks do it again?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
ok, canuck boys. . . . this is good - your "best" fans already set to dismiss the coach and demote the roster.
Sure, the Canucks should win this series. But as ALL of you posters here truly know, the pressure builds more for them now that they have to deal with a collapse staring them in the face. And not any collapse either, but one for the history books. Correct me if mistaken, but I dont recall a team seeded 8th that has ever stuck a 1 seed with 4 straight defeats.
The other problem you face is that, player for player, the Hawks are built for the dynamics of the playoffs. It’s not just production from Toews, Keith, and Kane. It’s the intangibles that win series and win Cups. Hossa – been there, knows the drill. Campbell – plays at a level 2 paces higher when games count. Bolland and Bickel first aim to wear their opponents down, but have sneaky offensive skill and bury almost every chance they get.
Maybe best of all, Coach Q is a MASTER at dissecting how to turn around a series negative. The manner in which he isolated and went after Pronger in last year’s finals should go into any competitive situation study, as an illustration of adjustment while stakes are enormous.
Most 8 seeds rely on a fluke to have any chance. Not the Hawks. They can outgun any team in the league. The Canucks have been shelled 3 times in just 8 games this season/playoffs. Luongo does not cause the Hawks any concerns. The Hawks can also shut down any team in the league, any time. No other squad in the league has the Hawks’ experience at mixing up lines, and keeping the other team off balance.
Admit it – the Canucks drew a nightmare first round match up. Chicago is starting to smell the fear and if they win game 6, there is going to be more pressure on the Canucks than at any time in their history, and I see no evidence that they will figure out how to not buckle.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 12:26 AM PDT reply actions
This series could easily be 3-2 Hawks so start thinking about that . . .
Chicago was beat down from chasing the playoffs in the past 3 weeks. Every Hawks fan knew there’d be a brief recovery phase in the q-finals. Still, the Canucks barely held off Chicago at home in Game 2, and should have been beat in Game 3.
Game 4 did not come from nowhere. Like last year, it was Quennville and his assistants drilling it in Chicago where they could attack, and how to shift Vancouver to situations where the Hawks could get into the Nucks heads.
Mission accomplished. Now it comes down to who wants it more, who has the bigger ball sac, and what pride will do for you.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 12:31 AM PDT reply actions
you Hawks fans
seem to be focused on ball sacs a lot. just sayin’…
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"beat me too it"
Pun most definitely NOT intended.
They do get fixated though, our fine Great Lakes friends…
Maybe something in the water there
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
not that there's anything wrong with that...
I would love to dissect this fluffing of Coach Q and his beloved hawks, but it’s late and I need to get to bed. You can bet that if the Canucks emerge victorious tomorrow, this post will be one everyone returns to…
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damned straight
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 24, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
if and or buts . . .
dont cut it.
what is happening here is simple. One team is trampling the other. With next to no pressure on it. Now, the Canucks face pressure. For the first time. How have they handled it in the past?
no ifs ands or buts needed to reply to that – we have facts and history to provide an answer:
Playoff Appearances: 22
Overall Playoff Record: 79-98
Stanley Cup Championships: None
2009 — defeated St. Louis, 4-0, Western Conf. quarterfinals
lost to Chicago, 4-2, Western Conf. semifinals
2007 — defeated Dallas, 4-3, Western Conf. quarterfinals
lost to Anaheim, 4-1, Western Conf. semifinals
2004 — lost to Calgary, 4-3, Western Conf. quarterfinals
2003 — defeated St. Louis, 4-3, Western Conf. quarterfinals
lost to Minnesota, 4-3, Western Conf. semifinals
2002 — lost to Detroit, 4-2, Western Conf. quarterfinals
2001 — lost to Colorado, 4-0, Western Conf. quarterfinals
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
oh gee, let's NOT leave out 2009-2010 either:
Hawks 4 Canucks 2.
Hawks GF: 23
Hawks GA: 18
and those who can remember 1995:
Hawks 4 Canucks 0
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
and yet you completely disregard 1994 and 1982…
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
also
according to the bottom-screen ticker on TSN, your precious Blackhawks have a record of only 1-17 for coming back to win a series when trailing 3-2……
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
94 and 82
1994, no reason to reference – the teams did not square off – fyi . . . .you did get beat for the Cups by the recently expelled Hawks coach (Keenan) and what seemed like 1/3 of the NYR roster were key ex-Hawks. (Larmer, Matteau, Noonan, etc) . . . Hawks + Oilers = 1994 NYR Cup roster.
and ’82, the way Fraser mauled the Hawks, it ended up costing us Tanti. Better to forget that period altogether.
LOOK OUT . . . did TSN also scroll Seabrook is back in the saddle tonite?
Best of lucks Nucks. (erm, preferably NEXT YEAR!!)
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing the Hawks
follow the protocol for head injuries.
Been less than a week, no?
;-/
They better hope he does not get hit and go off wobbly…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Kesler on Game 6 approach: "We're playing this like a Game 7. We're going to go in that building and play like we're playing for our lives." 4/22/11
head protocol
That’s a smart point. I have been pondering this for much of this season.
What’s up with concussions? Is it that players and teams are ONLY now dealing with what has been a long running problem?
Or are concussions, to the degree we see them these days, a situation that has become aggravated by the size of today’s modern player, the added torque of impact, and the force it delivers to the player’s head?
It sure seems that heads are probably the one area of the body that have not evolved to protect players. Body size has rapidly increased, but skull bone – not even close to keeping up; and helmets
are inadequate given the increased force on impact.
Is there any accuracy in this? Or is it just better medical practices catching up with a long running issue in the sport?
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Risky play
if Seabrook gets hit hard again, he could be in trouble. If has to sit out because of head injuries, they will be in trouble in that game. But I guess they worry that the Canucks are going to come out flying and need all hands on deck.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Huh?
in over 500 words of flinging it at the ’Nucks, those two stand out the most? especially from a poster who serenades every post with a b.j.-esque comment?
you all do fear Game 7 and you can’t point to a worthwhile resolve, can you? because, face it, the Canucks do not have any history on their side here. when the puck drops tomorrow, 25 people on the Nucks bench will be looking at a team that has refused to quit, has knocked them from the Cup chase two years in a row, and has smashed their Nucks game to pieces when it would have been easy to fold.
Hey, if Vancouver wins, as everybody on this board predicted and all but guaranteed,
you get my congrats and I’ll return for any and all comments.
In the meantime, you have to figure out how to get over in game 6 on the road with a team just hitting its stride.
good luck, I mean it.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 12:55 AM PDT reply actions
No history on their side?
What brings you to that conclusion?
You point out their playoff record as if that means they can never advance past the second round. That’s a false comparison. You are basically saying “They’ve never done it, so they never can”. How does any team win anything then? Every team starts off having never won anything in the post season. Only 1 team a year wins it all, 29 others don’t. Pointing out the playoff record as some sort of bulletproof reason why the Canucks will never win anything is a fallacy.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
this particular until has NEVER won the conference
It’s a high caliber team with a great fan base, superb management, and fun to watch. For over a decade, the swedes have delighted the nhl. They are skilled to the point of ridiculousness.
But have they won? It’s like the Oakland A’s from the late 90-early 00s, or the current Minnesota Twins. They find a way to lose. Even after winning early in the series. They did not find a way to close teams out.
Playoffs add pressure that is exceptional. Little errors become magnified and fear of failing
creeps in. This is why teams that win it all, look loose. I dont see the Canucks looking loose right now. If they get past this series, they will regain confidence because, admit it, Chicago matches up well with them, and has cooked their goose the past two years.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I think
history is meaningless. Teams are different. Attitudes are different. All that matters is the now, and the reality is, the Hawks are built for this sort of thing, and have a great attitude which the Canucks haven’t matched. You are right, the team that wants this will win it.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
uh?
especially from a poster who serenades every post with a b.j.-esque comment?
I hardly think one or two references qualifies as ‘every post’, so blow me.
:)
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
is this posted only twice?
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
well the comment is so awesome
it feels like he writes it in every other post. But no, he doesn’t post it that much.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
you'll notice
that’s a quote from someone else. so whatever you wanna take out of that, have at ’er.
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You’re a good sport, TT. I can appreciate your comments and unfortunately have to agree with them.
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I can't agree with all of them
but he is a good sport and bringing up fair comments which are debatable and not trolling.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
if Hawks dont win, I am turning into a rabid Canucks fan
Chicago first, but if they fall, then there is no substitute other than Vancouver. Classy players. Classy city. I’ll be cheering loud and long for them. They deserve to be the next Canadian team to win the Cup. Not Montreal. Not Calgary. Not Edmon. Not Ottawa. Canucks, then the Leafs.
Hell, I hope any victory over Chicago toughens them up to get past Detroit or San Jose.
But take it easy on your coach. AV is a good guy. I think you need to tighten the D, and
keep the Hawks big bodies from screening RL. I am sure every player has been given that message. Now they have to execute.
meanwhile this game 6 is going to be a screamer.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 1:21 AM PDT reply actions
with our two failed attempts so far at closing out the series, hawks fans feel they are right to come in here and rub it in our faces.
happens every year.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
three failed attempts but the Canucks showed huge heart - riveting game 6
No matter who wins Tuesday – and odds are Vancouver will – this series is huge for hockey, huge for Chicago’s future, and should steer the Canucks toward bigger things ahead. They threw everything at Chicago, were the better team tonite but didn’t get ANY breaks.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe i'm odd
but i thought bjs fixed everything lol. I better find out if the Man who’s telling me this is lying!
by MrsWaachcast on Apr 24, 2011 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
so
awesome
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 24, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
AHAHHA! WAACH is a lucky bugger. Mrs. WAACH is a good sport!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 24, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
re: maybe i'm odd
please oh please let there be a 1/4 Finals game 7, and all the drama it will create, including more revealing plot about the Waachcast characters.
after years of searching, I have found the best opponent message board ever hatched.
i mean it. you guys and gals are great. now take it laying down and let the Hawks get on with this repeat business
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry to disappoint, pal
but like your string of anecdotal ‘evidence’ it all falls apart. The Hawks will not proceed. See ya next season.
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Hawks 6 Van 3
tonite’s prediction.
RL yanked again.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing about HARD evidence
(like history) is its absolute provability. Especially when so well documented. Opinions, like “your string of anecdotal ‘evidence’ . . . falls apart” and “The Hawks will not proceed” are no match for HISTORY.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
. Bolland and Bickel first aim to wear their opponents down, but have sneaky offensive skill and bury almost every chance they get.
one prediction good. another all but good (RL pulled . . . which is what not starting him in the franchise’s most pivotal Game 6 is, in all pertinent equivalence).
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
horrific
weak crap like that give away+ light goal ends many a season
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
bing!
yawning net like that? you shank it? unh unh. 5-3 is hell – let’s see it tide
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Game for the ages
You guys not loving this? what else can this game offer?
Cory, when you heal, I want you on the Hawks.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Stop being selfish
Start being more community minded. Let the Hawks get next one.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Hawks due a penalty, Canucks grinding it out
Crawford living large. Out of position all night. Refs owe Chicago a penalty. Bad signs given how gritty the Canucks are playing.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
where's the pressure from Line no. 1?
Ping, bing, ding. Line no. 1 for Hawks a huge liability all night
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
wont backcheck, wont stay on their man, get them off the ice
Does JT PK MH expect VC to keep hitting pipes and Crawford’s pads? You are defending the Cup. YOu have the Canucks worried. You are absorbing pay that cost Tallon his job. Get it going.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
the scariest thing for the Canucks, besides
there isn’t enough wax in the world to plug their ears for the next two days. is that Kane+Toews+Hossa have been carried all series by lower lines. What champs like those three can do when given a game 7 where the whole hockey world will be watching?
we’ll know in about 51 hours
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe you should learn how to find a gamethread……
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
let's play 7!!!!! These teams are warriors.
Ben Fucking Smith.
by Tallon's Talons on Apr 24, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
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