Thursday Playoff Coffee- Time To Rise
by Kent Basky on Apr 21, 2011 8:12 AM PDT
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We've got no time to lose
Your news is old news
Hate this, hate me, hate this
Right approach for the wrong
It's time to spread the word
Let the voice be heard
All of us, one of us, all of us
Dominate and take the motherfucking world- PANTERA- 'Rise'
I gotta tell you I am pretty disappointed in the way some of the Canucks faithful have been faithless over one loss. Has this team not done enough to earn your trust in them that they can get this done? Seriously, who among you except the most delusional thought they would sweep the Blackhawks? Would it have been nice if they won Game 4? Hell yes. But if you think for a minute that was anything more than just a game that got away from them, you really haven't been paying attention to what's been happening here this year. The Canucks are going to win tonight. And Vince Vaughn, Barry Rozner, Jesse Rogers, Jonathan Toews, Dave Bolland, and (hold on I have to look for the guy's name, he's not a regular) John Scott can hop on the next bus to hell.
Chicago played their best game of the series in Game 4. The Canucks have yet to play their best, simple as that. Look at Luongo's record in games after he gets pulled. He responds well. There's no panic in this team, and that's because they have focused on keeping everything in perspective all season long. I can guarantee you that losing a close one to the Hawks, if they had played well would have been much more damaging than getting the doors blown off. They know that to a man they let down Roberto Luongo. Any team would have beaten them Tuesday night, so while the Hawks did play well, the combination of the Canucks taking a night off and the boost they got from a goal that was offside made the difference. As far as this proving Jonathan Toews right goes, this so-called great leader, who's done nothing but whine to the press when he's been in front of them (and make no bones about it, he's not been all that available) is in for a rude awakening tonight. He and his diving buddy (and was that not one of the most pathetic dives in years? What an utter embarrassment to the sport.) Patty Kane are getting their pink slips tonight. Your countries need you over in Slovakia. boys. We're gonna make that happen for you tonight.
So quit your worrying. The sky ain't falling. This team was head and shoulders better than anyone else this season, and they show once and for all that the only thing in their heads is beating this team and moving on to the second round. So get that blue and green on. Show your colours. This team is going to shut all the naysayers up for a few days until they come up with some other reason to try and claim this team can't win. That's life at the top, kids. Get used to it. Before the classic album of the day, one last little musical message for the Hawks and their fans & media, from BC boy and Canucks fan Joey Shithead & D.O.A.:
WAACH 'Cast's Classic Album Of The Day- PANTERA- Vulgar Display Of Power
They came out of the bar circuit in the southern US with Cowboys From Hell, but their 2nd major label release was the one that really signified this band was ready for the big time. Not a weak song in the bunch, and they had a couple big video hits off this one with 'Mouth For War' and 'Walk', which is a staple in hockey arenas around the globe. I saw these guys for the first time on this tour at the Commodore (with the mighty doomsters Trouble opening for them) and it was incredible. Got to meet them backstage, and they were one of the friendliest, most down to earth bands I've met. Dimebag's legacy shines on this one, as he took the step up to guitar god on VDOP. Enjoy.
and a lil pregame instruction for ya...
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Sedins in the Wall Street Journal(!)
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704658704576275061825174204.html
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http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/Canucks+loss+behind+them+focus+closing+series/4651113/story.html
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With the way the media and the CDC faithful were acting
one would think the team were down 3-1 in the series.
get real, folks.
to be the Champ, you have to beat the Champ.
the players tried to mail in a performance and basically shut it down after being down 4-1
to quote, ‘the Hawks were who we thought they were, and we let em off the hook’
they are the Stanley Cup champions. they have top level talent. they need to play with desperation because they have no choice.
time for the Canucks to match the trend they showed earlier this year after bad losses.
show some effort, raise the intensity and let the chips fall where they may.
Question:
It was mentioned above and it’s constantly mentioned by Hank and Co. that the Canucks have not played their “best” game. Why haven’t they? They’ve played 86 important games this year and they still haven’t played their best game? Will they always be a work in progress? Believe me, I think they’ll beat Chi before or by the 7th game and I’m hoping they get the Cup, but I’d also finally like to see them playing their best game. I don’t like the “best game” scenario because something about it rings false to me. It’s like they’re tempting us with the possibility of eventually playing lights out every game. They’ve come as close to perfection as they’ve ever come to it. In my opinion, if they play with the consistent internsity of Detroit (who I think will give them their severest challenge and develop an entrenched killer instinct, they’ll have finally played their best game. But they should have done that by these here playoffs.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
I think it's part of the business-like mentality
no matter how well they play, they’ll still criticize themselves and continue to try and improve. Which to me is definitely a good thing. It is kinda frustrating for them to come out saying all the right things and then not do them afterwards (at least in these playoffs thus far) but I don’t take issue with it. I mean let’s face it, they’re never going to play a “perfect” game, so technically speaking there’s always something they could have done better. In December and January I think they played near-perfect hockey though, and I suppose that’s what the Canucks are striving for. If they step up and play like they did back then, there isn’t a team in the league that can beat them in a best-of-7.
Hodgson
I think the Canucks looked better in the first two games when they had real centers on all four lines. Even though they won Game 3, it was mostly due to Luongo playing lights-out and the ’Hawks not playing with enough desperation when they were down by one in the third.
Its not like Hodgson is a saviour or anything, but the third line looks way better, especially offensively, with Cody between Raymond and Hansen. I like Oreskevich (spell check?), but id scratch him and put Torres on the fourth and put Hodgson back in on the third.
The funny thing is, he said thank you.
by ott2binvan on Apr 21, 2011 9:12 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ve been wondering the same thing, but Raymond was one of the better forwards last time out, and has been good against the Hawks. And I’d find it tough to sit Oreskovich.
As much as I am hopeful for CoHo, they are playing the best 12 forwards right now, I think.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Why not sit Glass?
He’s been decent but Oreskovich and Hodgson have been better in this series IMO. Ideally I’d like Glass out, Torres on the fourth and CoHo centering the third with Raymond and Hansen. Or even move Hansen up to the second for Sammy and have Kes’ line be the ultimate shutdown line and CoHo’s line to focus more on offense with Raymond and Samuelsson flanking him.
But I’m not gonna doubt AV’s strategies seeing as they’ve given us 56 wins in 2010-11 and counting.
I’m not convinced that Hodgson has been better than Glass this series. To be honest, I don’t think we’re having this discussion about the active lineup if the game is 3-2 instead of 7-2 on Tuesday. Accordingly, I’m not really considering any roster moves yet.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Idunno
I was talking about it after Game 3 actually. My opinion didn’t change from Game 4 regarding that. I don’t think Hodgson has been significantly better than Glass by any means but I think based on his play through the first 2 games, he does bring a lot of desirable qualities to the third line that I liked.
Fair enough…and I did say the same thing after Game 3 (although my thought was to sit Oreskovich or maybe (but probably not) Torres) as well.
If CoHo was winning faceoffs, I’d be more on board with that, I think. Right now, the only person I really trust to win a draw is Kesler, which is kinda worrying. Maybe Lapierre.
I’m still not 100% certain why we haven’t tried Lapierre with Raymond and Hansen, and Glass centering Torres/Oreskovich. That would personally be how I’d line them up, but I’ll save the second guessing until after Game 6 (and let’s just say that I better not have to be second guessing).
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
The Fan 960 in Calgary.....
was apparently simulcasting the Canucks-Hawks games (as with many of the the other playoff games), so on my way to work after the gong show Tuesday, they had the Quizno’s Post Game Show going, and some clown of a caller went off on how he was embarrassed to be a Canucks Fan for the shitstorm on ice. One of the few times I wanted to punch somebody through the radio…. Seriously, if that single game was the reason for disassociation from Nuck Nation, good riddance, you spineless bastard.
Everyone here was hella pissed about Game 4. And we move on. Game 5 will be
different. Game 5 will be ours.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
Most likely
A Flames fan in disguise.
Sneaky bastards.
He can give up his seat. The bandwagon is still pretty full. No problem finding another ass for his perch.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
no i heard that guy
(or if not an eerily similar one) that was the team 1040’s broadcast if it’s the same guy. Right after there was another guy beaking off about bieksa being a spineless pussy for the fight and they hung up on him cuz he dropped an f-bomb. It was like everyone says: sports radio is where logic and intellect go to die. It was the audio version of a yahoo! message board or M and G or anything by zona.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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One of the reasons I actually enjoy living in an area where I am surrounded by non-Canuck fans is that I don’t have to listen to that stuff.
Instead, I get to hear that about the Leafs, which makes me laugh rather than get me angry.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Thus being the Laffs....
but being surrounded by non-Canuck fans here is slightly different due to the vehement hatred Flamers have for their divisional betters.
Then you remember that their team is a joke, and it’s all good.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
It was Team 1040's PG show..
And, yes, the next guy did drop an F-bomb. Forgot about that for a moment, but yeah, crazy night. The next guy after that was proud to be a Nucklehead, but kept pronouncing Raffi’s last name as Torrees.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
Also, sports radio calling
does not require literacy (then again, neither does Second City Hockey…. j/k).
Not hard to conclude the quality of opinion based on that.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
That's just uncalled for
We know our team sucks at M&G.
Hey!
FUCK YOU QUIZNOS! Right? Am I right? What? No? Okay, FUCK YOU SHITSTORM! Right?
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
The Canucks have yet to play their best, simple as that
They’re going to have to start doing that soon
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Play to fucking win
Get the job done, boys. Simple as that.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 10:00 AM PDT reply actions
Finish them
"I can do stuff" ~ Jesse G.
by westy99 on Apr 21, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
LOL
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Should read
Caution: Contents may be full of shit.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
+1
Don’t put that in your mouth. You don’t know where it’s been.
Win it for Manny!
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Actually....
we do know where it’s been. And that’s the problem.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
Take him, please
He’s sitting in a seat (probably a couple of them) he doesn’t deserve. . . . UC is corporatized enough as is. . . .
Well i'm currently wearing
the previously cursed jersey. If we should lose tonite i will have to accept full ownership and responsibility and leave this jersey in the closet ever more this post season, but I believe the curse is done. Of course, i may remove said jersey halfway thru the first… but i doubt it.
I’m so rarely superstitious about stuff like this, but seriously, this season this jersey has been 0 and 12 for wins.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
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It's all good....
My current home 33 H. Sedin captain crested jersey I’m wearing is 2-0 this postseason (I co-ordinate to home/away along with the team). It’ll counteract your jersey. No worries.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
TimSassone Tim Sassone
by mirtle
Van’s Bieksa not impressed with Bolland: "It doesn’t matter if he’s in the lineup or Stan Mikita, we still play the same way. #blackhawks
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I wish Bieksa
Would shut his mouth a lot of times
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I do and I don't
This team needs a bit of jam, Bieksa backs it up, and I like that SOMEONE on the team is willing to subtly say a constant “FU” to all the haters.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
exactly
People always start parsing the words of every back and forth on the ice.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
he's not saying anything
whiteboard worthy there… sounds like typical player ‘non response’ response to me…publicity speak. If he said ’Bolland’s a loserly doucherocket who’s mom gives great head’, that would be bad.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 21, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
And yet....
I bet Mikita out-skates Scott. And I mean current Mikita, not NHL Mikita.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
Yeah
I would be scared of a dude named Dewalt or Milwaukee too. Guys who are named after power tools scare the shit out of me…unless their name is Ryobi.
by Mica Van Isle on Apr 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha I loved B's
counter to Scott’s comments though, about not messing with regulars.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
lol
John Scott is a joke.
Win it for Manny.
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LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I Missed the Joke Part
When it comes to Lurch. He just hurts me.
Maybe he’s a joke to you guys, in which case he’s being more productive than I’d give him credit for.
the biz being serious?
BizNasty2point0 Paul Bissonnette
Great seeing Matt Hulsizer at the game last night. Good to c him and Goldwater coming closer to an agreement. C you next year Coyotes fans.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
with all due respect to Coyotes fans
but if this goes through, then all good will to Bettman for the tv deal does down the crapper. And sorry Shane Doan, you’re a great player, but a hockey team that loses as much as $40 Million a year is a sign that hockey actually doesn’t work in Phoenix.
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quite selfishly
I have family in the Phoenix area and I try and fit in a winter trip down there around a Canucks game. It is almost cheaper than going to a game up here, including airfare if you fly Allegiant air out of Bellingham on a special.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
Don't know if it means anything.
WalkerBigTalker Ian Walker
No Seabrook at #Blackhawks skate. #Canucks
Win it for Manny!
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benkuzma Ben Kuzma
No Seabrook, Keith of Hjalmarsson on ice for #Blackhawks. No Bolland on the ice Tuesday and he played in Game 4. Seabrook? Who knows?
Win it for Manny!
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It's Mindgames
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
WOOO!
YOU KILL THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO’!
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS
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by Kent Basky on Apr 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
DaveDavisHockey Dave Davis
Looks like Pronger is in and Carter is out for Game 5 tomorrow: http://bit.ly/fdYobS #Sabres #Flyers Thanks @CSNPhilly
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stevelepore Steve Lepore
Through 1 week, VERSUS’ most-watched telecast of the playoffs is Sunday’s Game 3, Canucks-Blackhawks with 689,000 viewers.
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stevelepore Steve Lepore
Vancouver/Chicago has been the most popular series of round 1 on VERSUS, with all 4 games placing in the network Top 10.
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Wait a minute
you mean two Western teams have been a bigger draw than two Eastern teams? Has Bettman fixed this yet?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
@BotchonCanucks
Jason Botchford
seabrook out
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
seabs out, last change…if the sedins can’t make shit happen tonight, I’ma be reeeeally angry.
by Passive Voice on Apr 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
it sucks
that seabrook is out, hes a local boy and i have a few mutual friends, buddys aunt was at game 2 with his dad… should of had his head up tho. my favorite beak of mine from row 2 for game 2… “hey seabrook…i know your mom!!!..shes a nice lady!!”
just ran into victor oreskovich at holt renfrew about 10 min ago… doesnt he have a game to prep for? lol
http://www.teamradio.ca/news/gillis-on-game-5-between-canucks-and-blackhawks/
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what was he talking about
with the gamesmanship and practice times a couple years ago? BTW, I agree with him, nice to see him take the high road (even if the cynic in me views it as possible meta-gamesmanship).
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I don't know if it was Chicago or St. Louis tbh
but there was some issue with scheduling of practice times that bordered on unprofessional
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Ethan Albright
is going to be so pissed when he sees that.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the hell is everyone today?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
no shit...
I was pretty damn proud of this article today, not to mention some kickass pumpup tuneage
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the article was awesome!
I was busy having no internet while loud installed/restored my floors.
Olympic convert hockey n00b
ā„Canucks ā„ ā„Coyotesā„
moar co-op job applications for me
because moar
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Friday is my busiest day
And today is basically a Friday and a Thursday rolled into one. So I am super busy. Barely have time to listen to this song over and over again.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
the hawks die tonight
the suspense is killing me right now, having trouble concentrating on anything other than the nucks. i wanna see them come out like they did in game 1, but play the full 60 at that pace. i wanna see the hawks get shit kicked in every category, i wanna see them in tears after the game, and i wanna see kane choke on his mouth guard along with a few other things he probably chokes on regularly
I want pure destruction
scorch the fucking earth with these motherfuckers.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah, so it was a forwarded joke in my email but whatever..
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking Continental,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
“Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser.." That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late.
So, where are you staying in Rome?"
“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Romeās Tiber River called Teste.”
“Don’t go any further.. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”
“That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
“It was wonderful,” explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!"
“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”
“Oh, really! What’d he say ?”
He said: “Who the F*#k did your hair?”
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
akldsjfakljfd i'm such a nervous wreck for tonight.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
you guys really have no need to be nervous
at least you can still lose a couple more
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Exactly
I just want this game to start already.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 3.5 more hours to go!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Gahhhhhh!
Drop the puck, already!
Gonna be watching at the bar tonight. Won’t be around.
Win it for Manny!
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Agreed.
I’ll be at work, freaking out inside with every passing second.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
The shitty thing
is I work right til 7. So that’s my how much longer am I stuck here at work count down as well.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My neighbor says he’s umping a ball game til 7. Figures it will be the fastest played ball game ever.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
what's the weather like?
pray for rain
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Any close play
At a base is out
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
82 flags
if anyone gets bored on there commute ive come up with a good time killer. every day since just before the playoffs me and my pops have been counting flags. from richmond to burnaby is around a 30 min drive. so to kill time we count the flags, before game 1 we would get around 30-35 flags. increasing everyday. tuesday on our way home was 56, going to work wednesday was about 55. 77 on our way home. this morning a whopping 82 flags! only time will tell how many are on the way home today. so for all the people jumping off the bandwagon…there are still more real fans!
Am I the only one who thinks this 3venge hashtag is semi retarded? (no offense colon)
Win it for Manny!
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I personally didn't care for it
but it’s not worth getting my panties in a bunch over either
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Ummmm....
What is then?
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
I'm basically a pretty laid back person
Unlike many women I have a pretty sick sense of humor too. Not too much gets my panties in a bunch, but the Hawks losing tonight would probably do it for me.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Cheers Stace!
To your bunched up panties!
Win it for Manny!
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not going to happen
we’re going to get at least one more out of this
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Ugh
You’d better be wrong. Think of my poor liver.
Win it for Manny!
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think of my panties
wait on second thought – don’t do that
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
D..=
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What the hell is that?
Win it for Manny!
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big pouty face, tears, eyes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
you just can't make this shit up
@NYIslanders Dinner setup for #Isles Trevor Gillies & ‘Dinner w/an Islander’ winning fans http://flic.kr/p/9AyiYC
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Should be a red light going off behind the golie mask.
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
best comment so far
Get a quiet room ready.
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Dinner with Gillies?
Do they want to eat their teeth? Haven’t we gotten this goon out of the league yet?
@baxybird: Just saw a bum reject money from a man wearing a Blackhawks jersey! #Canucks
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
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Glad to see
The less fortunate in Vancouver are in solidarity with the rest of us
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm out
Go Canucks Go!
Enjoy the game, all.
Cheers!
Win it for Manny!
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1 game for Ruutu
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aaron604 Aaron A
Good Omen: On this day in 1982, #Canucks eliminate LA Kings, with 5-2 win in gm 5 at home – take series 4-1. #3venge
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Habs with a couple quick ones. 3-1.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Ference fingers the entire Montreal crowd.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
League isn't going to like that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I can’t imagine what set that off aside from missing brain cells.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
No one likes Habs fans?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
“They cheer their team and act like douchebags outside the arena, so when we’re leaving in our $4000 suits it’s difficult to take.” They may be unlikeable but fans, from any city, are the reason people like Ference don’t have to get real jobs.
Missing brain parts, imo.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
The guy
In the $4000 suit is going to be heckled by the fan that doesn’t make that in 3 months?
C’mon!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 21, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obvious
but awesome anyway. Obvisome!!!
Rec’d
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
.
(Minor nitpick, this ^ is not where he says “come on.”)
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I wish I was awesomely 90s enough to wear a shirt with a different colored collar.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Someone has to be brave
enough to wear it and bring it back.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you need to be handsome and fit to start fashion trends.
Otherwise you just look like a turd.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
What if the trend
IS looking like a turd?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t got that to catch on so far, and its been years.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Well keep fighting
the lonely fight down south Shifty. I am taking care of things in the North.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I do really wish
To experience a game in the Bell Centre. It sounds amazing through my TV
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The boys are back in town!!!!
The drink will flow and blood will spill….and if the boys wanna fight you better let ’em.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
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