Blackhawks At Canucks Game 5 Preview: I Ain't About To Guzzle No Tears...So Kiss My *ss!
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 20, 2011 5:00 PM PDT
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Print| HAWKS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Thurs. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, RDS |
| Series | 3-1 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
7-2 Hawks (sob) |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 3-2-5 Bolland: 1-3-4 |
| Hawks |
Category | Canucks |
| Won 1 |
Streak | Lost 1 |
| 0-2 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
2-0 |
| -1 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +1 |
| 3.0 (6) |
Goals Per Game | 2.75 (8) |
| 2.75 (9) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.0 (12) |
| 1.14 (7) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.88 (10) |
| 21.0 (9) |
Power Play % |
40.0 (1) |
| 60.0 (16) |
Penalty Kill % |
79.0 (8) |
| 31.2 (6) |
Shots Per Game | 27.2 (12) |
| 27.2 (5) |
Shots Against Per Game | 31.2 (11) |
| 50 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 100 |
| 0 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 100 |
| 0 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 100 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 100 |
| 143 (2) |
Hits | 163 (1) |
| 48 (8) |
Blocked Shots |
37 (15) |
| 45.8 (13) |
Faceoffs % | 47.1 (13) |
| 12.8 (9) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
21.8 (15) |
| NHL.com |
I would be less angry if the Canucks actually put up a solid effort in a loss in Game 4 but they threw it away. It could come back to haunt them. Yeah yeah not many teams come back from a 3-0 series deficit but that doesn't rule the possibility. With Brent Seabrook out the Canucks pissed away an opportunity. In losing by the huge margin of 7-2 they not only embarrassed themselves, they also allowed Dave Bolland to get red hot in his first game back. Frolik got the monkey off his back. Patrick Sharp is heating up. Brent Seabrook may play in Game 5. The momentum may now have shifted. And to think that Kane, Toews and Hossa aren't even scoring yet (but Kane and Toews are getting assists). This just gives them another opportunity to get going. Pathetic.
The Canucks have to come out crashing and banging and take control of this game early. As you can see above, the team with leads after the 1st and 2nd periods have won every game. They can't be giving Chicago all these golden chances from prime scoring areas. A lot of that had to do with them not hustling and playing like they were half dead. This series should not go back to Chicago for Game 6 and Vancouver had better do it's damndest to make sure that does not happen. The players say they have moved on from Game 4. Prove it. Luongo is ready to go at 'em again. How about every other swinging dick in front of him?
They need to revert back to what worked earlier. And the first thing that comes to my mind is to play physical. I want to see guys run over like a freight train hit them. And the Hawks can try to scrum afterwards and the Canucks should skate away. Composure. By the way, how about the Canucks power play? 40% win! That is just sick. Another shocker is the blocked shots by the Canucks. Lowest of any team in the playoffs. The Ranger's Dan Girardi may have more blocked shots by himself than the whole Canucks team! I guess the chances for that aren't there so much. The Hawks like to work it down low and are damned quick at it. Plus, Lou is seeing the shots anyway.
Burrows and Raymond, where have you gone? Especially Alex! I know he's playing well defensively but when you play on the top line you need to score more than 1 goal and 1 assist in your last 7 games. Raymond has 1 assist in his last 5 games. These guys gotta step up.
LINKS
-The Hawks fans-Canucks management joust (The Province)
-Mike Gillis a finalist for the top NHL GM award (Vancouver Sun)
-Duncan Keith shows his leadership in Game 4 (Bob McKenzie-TSN)
PROJECTED FORWARD LINES
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alex Burrows
Chris Higgins-Ryan Kesler-Mikael Samuelsson
Raffi Torres-Mason Raymond-Jannik Hansen
Tanner Glass-Maxim Lapierre-Victor Oreskovich
BLACKHAWKS
Patrick Sharp-Jonathan Toews-Mary Hossa
Michael Frolik-Dave Bolland-Patrick Kane
Viktor Stalberg-Bryan Bickell-Ben Smith
Troy Brouwer-Marcus Kruger- Fernando Pisani
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, destroyer of dreams, Hawk-hater
Corey Crawford
#50 / Goalie / Chicago Blackhawks
6-2
200
Dec 31, 1984
Profile: Playoff virgin, virgin, fear of Orcas
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 4 goals and 6 assists in his last 6 games
-Henrik Sedin: 4 assists in his last 3 games.
-Ryan Kesler: 4 goals and 3 assists in his last 6.
-Christian Ehrhoff: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3.
-Alex Edler: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3.
COLD
-Alex Burrows: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 7. Get your shit together, Burr.
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal in his last 29.
-Mason Raymond: 1 assist in his last 5. It's time, MayRay.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 16 dating back to February 24.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 25. Go away. GONE
BLACKHAWKS
HOT
-Patrick Kane: 7 assists in his last 6 games.
-Bryan Bickell: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 3.
-Dave Bolland: 1 goal and 3 assists in Game 4. God help us.
-Michael Frolik: 1 goal and 2 assists in Game 4.
-Duncan Keith: 2 goals in his last 2 games.
-Patrick Sharp: 3 goals in his last 2 games.
-Jonathan Toews: 3 assists in his last 2 games.
COLD
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
BLACKHAWKS
-D Jordan Hendry: left knee surgery
-F Tomas Kopecky: upper body, (doubtful for Game 5)
-D Brent Seabrook: Has Raffi on the brain (possible for Game 5)
VIDEO
I'll let Red Foreman describe how I feel about the Canucks:
I thought I saw a Canuck player take the game puck away from Chicago at the end of Game 4:
The title of this post comes from a Faith No More song called "RV". It's comedic, check it out:
"Raffi Madness runnin' wild! Ooooo yeeaaahhh!"
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2-0 Nuts
Thing 1
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Ew nvm
Too ambitious.
4-2 cocos, same guy as always.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
They better
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
...go to that website?
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
did it get link blocked?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They better
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Best
Lui quotes from Blackhawks.com
Sounds pretty focussed.
1 goal to give our media at home something to mention, but thats it.
Sedins go off, but its Kesler with the GWG in a 4-1 score as the crowd all breaks into "do-do-do-do…do-do-do-do-do-do "
But don’t worry Stan, none of our fans will, well, maybe a few good natured jibes.
You understand.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Nothing is better than scoring a goal, but shutting those guys down has been a lot of fun," Kesler said. "We’re just trying to frustrate those guys." Carry on Ryan 4/16/11
plus,
Big ups to Sean on the visuals once again.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Nothing is better than scoring a goal, but shutting those guys down has been a lot of fun," Kesler said. "We’re just trying to frustrate those guys." Carry on Ryan 4/16/11
that’s a dagger going through the Hawk’s skull. It belongs to Chelsea
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 20, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
5-2 canucks
alex motherfucking burrows ftw
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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So...
How do you guys really feel about the Hawks?
"had to take a Campbell and wipe my Bettman" Skeeterman
Contributor to Lighthouse Hockey not sure if I'm the Sniper or the Enforcer.
meh
they’re a shadow of their former selves
Kane is still a little bitch
Probably the same way
They feel about us
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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by ShiftySC on Apr 20, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This won't get old
Anytime soon
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i dont think
he realizes hes playing hockey, if he does he should wake up and realize those dives are pansy and have no place in the rink
Someone with
better skills at it than me should make a gif of the Kes’ “had enough” attempted decapitation of Kaner along the boards in the third.
Now THAT was a bailout.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
Oh man
that gif is just awesome. Kane is certainly a skilled player, but he’s also a dipshit.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
I always have it on standby
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 20, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread
Is just getting better and better
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
this thread wasn’t even supposed to go up until 8 PST. I think SBN went EST on me!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 20, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Edler's hit
Two things on that hit. It really wasn’t that hard of a hit, Kane had already started to bail. (After he got the puck out of the zone.) it was actually a clean hit by #23. Can’t say I blame Kane for not trying to crash through a brick wall. If Seabrook would have kept his head up like Kaner, he’d still be able to tell you what team he plays for.
Secondly, a much better hit was when Patty Cake hit the tape on Campbell’s stick on the hawks second goal on Tuesday. That’s the type of hit that wins games. our “Little Big Man,” eats Canucks for breakfast.
I like you drummer
You’re fun.
Don’t know about Kaner’s breakfast dietary needs, but that’s for tonight, right?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
van the man
I’m actually working on a piece desribing one of the best games I’ve ever witnessed last Tuesday. Not because we beat the canucks, although that was icing on the cake, but it’s one of those rare games we get to witness every once ina blue moon.
The piece will be called A Black Betty Beatdown – there will be a story in it about a octogenarian who has attended hawks games for over 60 years! RoseLee claims she watches the game for the speed and skill, but I noticed at the end of the game when Scott was paired off with Laperriere I think, she was standing and smiling. as were all to prone to say now and then, “Now that’s hockey!”
i’m not sure either team will repeat their performances tonight, (we can only hope in Chi-town) but the dogs will either get a nice long walk at midnight tonight or a short walk where I holler at our akita, "Do you have to smell that same damn spot overand over and over again.
I vote for the long walk.
You will be
taking the short walk, and muttering at the damn dog along the way.Sorry friend. Rose sounds great.
Thing is, it was something that happens fairly often in that situation.
No one recalls the time last year when the Wings beat SJ 7-1 in game 4, because SJ handed it to them in Game 5.
What always amazes me about hockey players ( and up there on the list of why I love this sport over all others), is because they play with emotion AND intelligence and skill and everything else.
But the hitting and being able to, if someone take a run at you, to take a number and reply when the time is right.
Nothing like it. Maybe NFL the next time a guy runs in your area.
Don’t forget a baggie.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
happiness to a dog is what is on the other side of the door.
RoseLee’s favorite all time Hawk was Magnuson – I’m pretty sure she did not admire himfor his offensive contributions.
I’m not sure if bolland is all with it yet. I’m pretty sure he thought that was Pavel Kubina he elbowed in the first period. Very uncharacteristic for our Vienna Choir Boy.
good luck tonight – may the better team win. Something tells me the refs are going to earn their pay.
Something tells me the 2 to 1 PP advantage for the Hawks
ends tonight
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
Bad dog
I just read your wrap from yesterday because I wanted to use your Stalberg quote – I noticed you described the vancouver effort in dog language – that was a perfect way to describe it. Think I’ll use that quote also.
By the way – I was pleasantly surprised with the officiating and thought they were unbiased and did an admirable job. :)
I was waiting for the link to Triumph the Insult Dog
“I was pleasantly surprised for the refs….for me to POOP on!!!!”
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
Kane had already started to bail.
Kind of redundant, isn’t it?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Yeah, it’s good that he avoided that Hamhuis punch so courageously.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I missed that
Was that the play at the end of the game when Kane went down like a sack of potatoes? I never saw what happenned. It almost looked comical.
Go ye into the world and make Canuck disciples of all the nations.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
PWNED
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
fuck ’em. Not worried.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT THEY ARE
WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Lets try this again
3-1 Canucks
Kesler FTW
It worked for me last game :p
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
you get this out of here
Devil woman
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm not a Devils fan :D
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I have no words
Canucks prove gutless against Hawks
How is this guy allowed to write articles?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ew
someone recommend it on FB.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Well, It is Barry Rozner.
He is like their Cam Cole or something, worse by about a factor of 4.
Not surprised
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
So
he recommended his own piece.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
I hope we fucking destroy them tomorrow night
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They need someone to write homer garbage. Every city does.
That’s particularly bad, which means it’s particularly popular.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Self-fulfilling garbage and the like
Sersly, let’s keep with SBN blogs. And PITB on our end.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
im just wondering which game he was talking about
when he talks about how bieksa went after stalberg for no reason? i know why it happend…
Bahahahaha.
He’s paid to do that.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Maybe don’t, it might make you puke.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
It's despicable
that people actually get paid to troll a team’s fanbase like that. What a joke.
Troll feeding the trolls
I hurt my brain reading that crap. I had to finally scroll down and stop reading it was so bad.
Christ. “Meatball Express” indeed.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Hawks fan sir or madam
Which is worse, Rosnebloom or Rozner?
I say the latter, but my friend said the other guy has more passive aggressive “issues”.
She’s a psych nurse though.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
Are you asking me? I'm a Nucks fan, not a Hawks fan.
Used the “Meatball Express” tag because that’s how SCH linked the article, and how I first found it.
If that Rozner article is representative of what he writes, and you’re comparing him to this Rosenbloom person… I’ll just make like Monty Brewster and say vote for “None of the Above.”
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Oh, apologies! I did not see the blue and green tattoo!
Rosenbloom is a columist at the Sun Times I think it is, maybe the Tribune.
They all seem to have a case of “wish I was a jock” -itus when writing about hockey. The talking tough to the other team is a telltale sign.
Last time I checked, I don’t think they influence the payers that much.
Could be wrong, maybe Lui and Bieksa were burning up the cell time commiserating over the names they were called!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
Heh. No worries. I do like going to SCH though, they're nuts but in a good way.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
My fave non Nucks site
Japers is fun too. Fear the Fin. The Kings guys have a great sense of humour.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
Rozner
is always a douche. He’s a frequent target of derision over at SCH.
As for Rosey (at the Trib), he’s like a drunk playing darts. Sometimes he double-bulls, sometimes he misses the board completely, falls on his face and pukes on his shirt. So he’s almost always entertaining for one reason or another.
And thanks for the props VCD, we think highly of the non-trolls who visit from NM.
Just glad you guys ain’t sweepin’ us.
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it. (Jef Mallett)
Cool sig, is that the part owner of the MLB Giants?
He owns part of our soccer team.
Seriously, some guys are assclowns like, say, a Larry Brooks or a Damien Cox. Every once and a while they hit a hanging curve for a loud single.
But NM and SCH, and well, a few other SBNers, just keep hitting multi base hits every day.
I read the MSM as well, but the Chicago ones, for hockey anyway. Even Jahns is blatant in his PA shots, and Jesse Rogers , well…no comment.
Those two are the worst. I like your analogy to the drunk.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
5-4 Nucks
PWNage by Samuelsson to win it.
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
4-2 Canucks
Alex Motherfucking Burrows.
Cmon boys, finish this tomorrow night. Hawks are gonna play like they have nothing to lose.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
3-2 Canucks
Daniel
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any of you see this?
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huh…how unusual
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 20, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
especially because I don’t recall it being brought up last night. I missed the intermissions being in the kitchen, but was anything said about them blowing this call?
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
This is the first I've heard about an offsides
Are they just trying to generate more buzz now?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
the league rarely comes out and admits they were wrong
so it must have been pointed out to them during the game. bizarre that no one picked it up
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
I’ve seen about a dozen in this series alone that haven’t been called against Chicago.
Admittedly I haven’t been looking closely at offsides for.
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The reffing was garbage last game. Yes the Hawks scored 7 goals on us, but the refs (and especially the linesmen) did their part to change the momentum of the game.
what I hate is the inconsistency. Games 1 and 2 were reffed so well and they mostly let them play. Then in game 3 they go whistle-happy
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 20, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking forward to seeing how Ronnie Mac will explain this away tonight.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
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Victoria controlled most of the first period with a 12-7 lead in shots, but the game remains scoreless heading into the second frame.
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i got me and Michael tickets for Friday night’s game.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
nice
it would be kind of cool for them to win it all… and then tell the owner to go fuck himself when they were done.
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
yeah, wouldn’t that be something?
win the Kelly Cup, then move out of town for the next season?
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Didn't they just barely
Make the playoffs?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yep, bottom seed
now in the 2nd round, looking to increase their 2-0 lead in the 7 game series against Utah.
Game 3 is right now, and Game 4 is Friday.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
no kidding… folding them is also apparently a possibility
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
wait, what? didn’t they just show up?
by Passive Voice on Apr 21, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Nucks Samuelson
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Anaheim
Destroying the Preds right now. Game 4 has not been kind on the goaltenders
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I still can't believe
Rolly let that one in.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
…not named Vesa Toskala.
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by DownGoesAvery on Apr 21, 2011 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL WOW
OH GOD WHO WAS THAT?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL IT WAS GABORIK
WOW YOU IDIOT GABORIK
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
GABBY HANDS IT RIGHT TO SEMIN
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
or Chimera
LOL WELL DONE GABBY.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
oh for the thought balloon over Lundqvist’s head
by flyersfaninchicago on Apr 20, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Lundy
looked so fucking choked.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
a goal like that and people will forget they blew a 3-0 lead to get there in the first place.
by flyersfaninchicago on Apr 20, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He was just about to grab it
And then Gaborik swatted it away. Excellent defensive play
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Gabby
what the fuck was he doing?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He was playing defense just like John Torterella asked him to…
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by DownGoesAvery on Apr 21, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
not very well
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
you wonder if he was quiet or if he yelled and Gaborik ignored him
by flyersfaninchicago on Apr 20, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to think
That Gaborik saw it going right to Lundqvist. I don’t know what he was thinking there – you see it going to your goalie and the goalie is ready to grab it…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
did you see the goal Roloson let in after stopping eleventy billion shots against Pittsburgh? sucks.
by flyersfaninchicago on Apr 20, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's always the way
It goes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
atrocious
goal
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 20, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful
GWG by James Neal….woohoo!
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 21, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions
rolly
should have had it
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks
Defensive struggle. FU Sweden winner.
Gaborik screwed the pooch.
"I can do stuff" ~ Jesse G.
WHY AM I ALWAYS AT WORK WHEN THEY PLAY?!
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Vigneault smiled when asked why Henrik Sedin was given the day off and not Daniel.
“Because I like Hank better,’’ he said.
From the CP story in hockey News today
I love AV. Great line!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
The fact this team is still so zen after such a whupping...
…bodes well.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
4-3 Nucks
Burr GWG. Has been working his tail off during PK’s, time for him to get a goal. I expect Chicago to come out hard, but the Nucks prevail.
My feeling is that the Nucks this year have given me no reason to doubt them in a situation like this……previous years I would hope (but with seeds of doubt), while this year there are real reasons to expect good things.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
5-1 nucks
Hansen to win. and Scott get’s one-punched by Torres in the inevitable (providing Scott plays) fight.
cfax1070 CFAX1070
Victoria Salmon Kings defeat Utah Grizzlies 3-2 in OT. S-Kings up 3-0 in best of 7 series. #cfax #yyj
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Watching the DET-PHX game was kinda said…CBC kept showing shots of the crowd, and they just looking so dejected. Not end of season sad, but end of franchise sad.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
You know what sucks? When QC and Winnipeg (and Hartford) left, the fans pretty much knew that it was the end for them, but the Coyotes fans (the few, but the proud) are in a tough spot right now.
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by DownGoesAvery on Apr 21, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, no chance to say goodbye.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
I feel for them a bit....
but the Coyotes are the reason I’m a Canucks fan. I really won’t be weeping
when they move back to Winnipeg. Hell, they’ll probably be my secondary team,
since the power of the dark side is too strong to resist, and I’ll sell my grandmother
before I deny the Orca (metaphorically speaking, please, no offers). On another
note, it’s kind of hard to believe I went from thinking Selanne was God as a kid, to remembering him as that high-sticking douchebag who eliminated us in ’07. Time is a funny mistress, she is.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
Im going to say....
The Nucks get a little redemption and completely destroy the Hawks.
6-1
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Squirrelz Gone Wyld!
AUUUUUUUUGGGHHH
3:15 am and still at work
canucks please win tomorrow as a reward for my suffering
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 21, 2011 12:17 AM PDT reply actions
fuck
do want to be lawyer
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
YES
LOVED MICHAEL CLAYTON
Win it for Manny.
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LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
and just got home
gotta be back at work in 4.5 hours
le fuck.
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 21, 2011 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
i want it
i want it all
Win it for Manny.
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LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Should AV sit Torres for this game?
obviously he’s a target for the Hawks, and I don’t think we can lean on the refs after game 4.
Give CoHo another go?
Those refs.
I think they go for the team playing hard, not dirty, most times.
I also think we get some fairly experienced refs for this one.
They should play Torres. He could have been the lightning rod for more penalties than those that got let go in Game 4.
I mean, Keith took a 3 for 1, and another time the ref almost set precedent with his rarely used preemptive strike.
;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
I blame Yankee for last game’s lost. “Let’s blow this thing and go home.” Well the Canucks did blow then they went home so they did exactly what you told them to do.
the acquilinis told them to lose the game on purpose so they could generate more revenure from game five. conspiracy theories ftw
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sometimes I wonder
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
btw why is everyone else up this late usually dont participate in the boards at this time
Officially licensed Canucklehead
i had soccer
excess adrenaline keeping me awake
Win it for Manny.
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LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
3-0 Canucks, Kesler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
6-3 keslord
if erhoff gets the winner ima be pissed
From Yahoo sports
When the Mighty Hawks are done destroying Vancouver, the glorious march will continue. I can’t wait until they meet the Red Wings and take them to school in 4 straight.
Ugh.. my head hurts
When the entire league is done underestimating Vancouver
the glorious gloating will ensue.
Half-kidding. Let’s win round 1 first.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
please tell me that block quote was from a fan and not a sports writer
These people are just killing me. I’m not saying the Hawks won’t pull this out, but the probability of moving on is definitely more in the Nucks favor.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I love the
Mao inspired(?) language.
The “Grand March”.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, Defenseman Kevin Bieksa echoed Sedin's thoughts. "I don't think you can say it's Luongo's struggles," he said. "I think you can say it's Canucks struggles. You can't pinpoint tonight's loss on one guy. I don't think anybody's happy with their performance, so we struggled tonight as a team."
well they are also delusional for even thinking
if the Hawks pull this out that we would sweep the Wings
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
I want them to effing kill Chicago
I want them to go do windmills after every goal by the Chicago bench the way Sharp was doing when he scored the all-critical 6th goal. Those Chicago fans think our guys are goons? Well fuck them, who gives a shit what they think? Let’s send the classless Chicago Blackhawks and their douchebag captain home so he can spend all summer thinking of ways to expose vancouver for next year!
by cyclone's ghost on Apr 21, 2011 5:28 AM PDT reply actions
4-2 Canucks, Kes
Let’s try this again. Please don’t give the Hawks any more life than they already have. End it now.
This game will expose Chicago for what they really are....
out of the playoffs.
3rd game in a row, I’ll stick to the 4-1 prediction. Kes gets on the board with the GWG.
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Oh, and kudos to Zandberg....
One can never have enough Kristin Reid photoshops.
Mmmm…. Kristin Reid.
Calgary, Alberta (Deep In The Heart Of Flamer Hell)
THIS IS THE TRUTH EVERYONE
the truth.
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 21, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Rally time boys
5-3 Canucks. Erhoof GWG
"We do sex every day? I'm missing out on something!" - AV
4-1 Canucks
Burrows with the gwg. Last game was a blip (calm down, Zandberg). And it’s happened to a lot of strong teams in the playoffs. Check out this post at PITB:
http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2011/04/20/ignore-recent-events-history-favours-the-canucks/
Either way, we need some secondary and tertiary scoring. And can someone please explain why Hodgson isn’t sliding in at center? MayRay is useless there. Sit Glass and put Torres on the 4th (IMO).
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 21, 2011 8:34 AM PDT reply actions
You can tell me to calm down all you want but the outcome of tonight’s game will prove whether or not my anger is warranted.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And you
are vindicated!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks 5-2
Kesler = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
4-3 Canucks
Daniel
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
4-2 Canooks
KesLord winneth.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
3 - 1 Canucks
Daniel with the winner.
Need a bit of effort in game 5. They get a pass for last game, so long as it sparks another amazing run.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
howdy canucks
I must say I laught my ass off reading this fan post and some comments.. Crawford is a virgin who is scared of orcas.. ha! I hadn’t a clue. I read that Rozner article.. I laughed but i wouldn’t want my name on it. Guys who can’t skate are always the most derisive in their commentary. Allow me to chime in. 3-2 Hawks, Hossa. Good luck tonight boys, it’ll be a good one.
R-E-T-A-R Crew, minus the D yea thats what we ooo
Listen to Ween
3--4 Canucks
KESLER GWG
Tonight win it for Manny! Do it for Manny!
Get this shit ovah and down with. Please.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
4-1 Canucks
Lapierre GWG
I haven’t posted much on this site, but i read a lot of the stories and comments here, its nice to actually see people who have knowledge of the game, far too many idiots that know nothing commenting these days. Please let us bury the Hawks tonight, I think I’ll watch Blackhawk Down just to get in the right mood.
G Canucks Go!!!!!
Also
I’m sure it’s been noted but that Kane dive fron game 4 was hysterical!!!!
NUCKS and BOLTS - Nothin' but love for the Canucks, Lightning and San Diego Chargers
2-1 Nucks
Henrik with the winner.
I stayed up til 4am to watch Game 4. Our boys better not put in another god-damn piece of shit performance like that, otherwise I’ll be fucking pissed!
5-1 Canucks
Hank with the winner.
Can’t wait for the game. Making the pilgrimage to my buddy’s place again where he somehow got his hands on the stuff to make poutine. Gonna be a good night.
First user of the acronym TSP.
Poutine
the greatest thing to ever come out of Quebec.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
"Motherfucker you serious? Again?"
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
by ShiftySC on Apr 21, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
aside
from the obvious
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
True story… Burr and I share a birthday. Few years apart, but same day.
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Accurate reporting by Seanberg.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Oh sorry. It’s Marriane
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m sure someone finds it funny, but I’m glad that sort of thing is looked down on at SCH. Reminds me of the sad, sad state of the Chicago Tribune when they posted their stupid Chrissy Pronger ad during last year’s S.C. finals.
.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
by ShiftySC on Apr 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I find it hilarious
Sean can you post that photoshop again? With the Skipper and Gilligan too?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause he is a guy
but is sounds like a girls name. What could NOT be funny about that?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you explain
why you don’t think that is funny?
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicago fans are above stupid humor.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
That sounds boring
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey aeroplane:
I don’t really care about your taste or sense of humor. More like, I don’t agree with it and will not change my style
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
the best part of the image
is that you actually put your name and year on it!
He has to do that because it is
a masterpiece.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, it’s ok aeroplane. I don’t mean to be rude towards you with the sense of humor comment. We’ll just agree to disagree.
If I was writing for the Tribune I wouldn’t do that but this is a blog so… anything goes!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
all the power to you...
it’s partially your blog. You can be as rude as you like to me.
Anyhow, best of luck tonight!
Hawk fans are full of stupid humour...
just as NM is full of it. Both sites are great because of it.
the sexist stuff, not so great and usually a trope.
Will this be on the exam, professor?
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lol
somebody call aeroplan a whaaaaambulance cuz we made fun of maid marion…
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this humour is electrifying!
e-lec-tri-fy-ing!
I think its more that
we are sexist because calling a hockey player a girls name in a derisive way implies that men are better than women.
How could you not see that?
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
I’ve seen the Sedin twins as the creepy girls photoshop over there recently. It’s not the norm here either
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Heheh
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 21, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Conceptually humorous, but the execution is lacking.
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you can tell his heart just wasn't in this one
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Just by chance I saw the video for Deja Vu by Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz on Much Vibe Vintage, a channel I’ve never watched. Pump up music just got selected.
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Fuckin In The Bushes by Oasis
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to say
Shifty. I love that whole album. And I forgot about it. So I owe you big time.
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
More crazy signs: in the video for We Will Ball, Tariq is wearing a Canucks jersey sporting the number 23. Released in 1998, the album coincided with the jersey change so it’s pretty cutting edge. I looked it up because I couldn’t recall who 23 was at the time and that’s probably a Bryan McCabe jersey, or less likely but still possibly a Murray Baron jersey.
So a few things could happen: Edler could have a monster game, or he could vanish and never be heard from again, like the musical duo.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
The best part of the Deja Vu
video is that they are clearly in Shea Stadium and not Yankee Stadium. The song is all about the Bronx and the video is filmed primarily in a stadium that was in Queens.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So they show Yankee Stadium from a flyby perspective at the beginning and the rest is not filmed there? That’s classic rap “fake it till you make it” goodness.
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Yeah I was like
wait a minute. That’s not Yankee stadium. It’s clearly Shea from the seats they are sitting in. Then they showed the scoreboard. Which is 100% Shea stadium. Couldn’t get the Yankees to let them use the stadium probably. You know how George S could get when he couldn’t get his calzone.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Sick channel
you and your abundance of digital television.
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Didn’t get the chance to ask littleman the score tonight before bed so a slightly tipsy Pompey says 6-0 Raymond with gwg
by Pompey Canuck on Apr 21, 2011 5:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
slightly awesome
prediction.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawks won't let that happen
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Sometimes when you play a better team
and they play their best there isn’t anything you can do.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see another blowout happening until regular season next year.
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If the Canucks play their best game
it could get out of hand without Seabs. Just sayin.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well it was slightly tipsy now moving towards drunk, been out clubbing and home now to watch the Canucks at 3am
by Pompey Canuck on Apr 21, 2011 6:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well I meant that you must be really plastered
if you think that’s going to be the score :)
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Pompey’s kids pick the score, and they’re right way more often than they are wrong =)
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 21, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
but they didn't pick this one
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take June 2010 away from me.
Just because you’re a mod now doesn’t mean you can use logic in every argument. =P
Eesh.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 21, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You fuckers keep talkin'
Toews hears you and has his serious face on
So, ready for the pivotal Game 5? You lose this and things aren’t looking so good anymore … then again if the ‘Hawks lose it’s buh-bye.
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"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."
If we lose
we still have 2 games to close you out. So things would still be looking pretty damn good.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope your team thinks that way too. Game 6 in Chicago would not be a welcomed sight for the Canucks.
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Well first of all
Up until game 4 we’ve been excellent in that barn for the better part of 2 years. Most people here called Nucks in 6 anyway. I find it hysterical that anyone would think up 3-2 the Hawks would be in a better position than the Canucks.
And I am sure the team doesn’t care when they close this series out. All they should be caring about right now is playing their best game possible.
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by Section 312 on Apr 21, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
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