Canucks At Blackhawks Game 4 Preview: Surprise! You're Dead!
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 8:35 PM PDT
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Print| CANUCKS |
CHICKENHAWKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Tues. 5:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, RDS |
| Series | 3-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
3-2 Canucks |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 3-2-5 Ben Smith: 2-0-2 |
| Canucks |
Category | Hawks |
| Won 3 |
Streak | Lost 3 |
| 1-0 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
0-1 |
| +4 |
Goals For / Against +/- | -4 |
| 3.0 (4) |
Goals Per Game | 1.67 (13) |
| 1.67 (4) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.0 (13) |
| 2.33 (4) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.43 (13) |
| 33.3 (2) |
Power Play % |
16.7 (10) |
| 83.3 (7) |
Penalty Kill % |
66.7 (13) |
| 28.7 (10) |
Shots Per Game | 30.0 (8) |
| 30.0 (9) |
Shots Against Per Game | 28.7 (7) |
| 100 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 0 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 0 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 0 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 0 |
| 130 (1) |
Hits | 99 (4) |
| 30 (12) |
Blocked Shots |
37 (8) |
| 45.8 (13) |
Faceoffs % | 54.2 (4) |
| 8.7 (4) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
4.7 (1) |
| NHL.com |
There is a good chance that Chicago could get both Bryan Bickell and Dave Bolland back for Game 4. The checker Bolland scored 15 goals and 37 points plus was a +11 in 61 games this season. He scored 2 points in the 4 games against the Canucks this season. He had the daunting task of shutting down the Sedins in last year's playoffs and this season. In 6 games against the Hawks last playoffs Daniel Sedin scored 1 goal and 4 points and Henrik scored 2 goals and 6 points. Bolland got under their skin then but it's a little late to do that now with the Hawks down 3-0.
He will give Chicago some needed punch at center, perhaps on the scoresheet, on the PK....bah screw it. The Canucks need to finish off the Hawks in 4. Make them go away. Kill them in their own barn. How satisfying would that be? It's time to squash their season before key parts of their offense (all of them) wake up from their collective slumbers.
Jonathan Toews was right about the Canucks in his interview today: The Canucks are a creative bunch but tend to open up too much defensively in the process, giving the Hawks some golden chances. Chances that Roberto Luongo is stopping mostly. Lou again is key for Game 4, but I'd like to see them tidy up on D.
How about not tempting fate and taking so many penalties again, Vancouver? Jeez. They offered up 7 power play opportunities for Chicago in Game 3 while the Hawks only gave us 2. The Hawks went 2-7 and the Canucks 1-2. Thanks Lou. Thank you Christian Ehrhoff for the PP goal. Everything is going right for the Canucks. Samuelsson returns from illness and bags the winner in Game 3.
Key 3 is to stay physical. What a murderous series. I never knew the Canucks were so damned mean. They lead the NHL in hits in these playoffs as you can see in the chart above. Kind of shocking is the lack of blocked shots and the hugely decreased faceoff winning percentage from Vancouver that we saw in the regular season. Faceoffs can be overrated anyway. I've always said that. Especially when your goaltender is the second coming of Christ.
LINKS
-Hawks optimistic that both Bryan Bickell and Dave Bolland will play in Game 4. (Tribune)
-The Hawks look to draw from history in order to come back from a 3-0 series deficit. I think they should draw the credit cards out of their wallets and hit the nicest nearby gold course while they are still in the Central Time Zone.
-No I will not pass along any Raffi Torres links because I'm sick of the whole thing.
PROJECTED FORWARD LINES
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alex Burrows
Chris Higgins-Ryan Kesler-Mikael Samuelsson
Raffi Torres-Mason Raymond-Jannik Hansen
Tanner Glass-Maxim Lapierre-Victor Oreskovich
BLACKHAWKS
Patrick Sharp-Jonathan Toews-Mary Hossa
Ben Smith-Michael Frolik-Patrick Kane
Viktor Stalberg-Dave Bolland-Bryan Bickell
Troy Brouwer-Marcus Kruger- Fernando Pisani
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, destroyer of dreams, Hawk-hater
Corey Crawford
#50 / Goalie / Chicago Blackhawks
6-2
200
Dec 31, 1984
Profile: Playoff virgin, virgin, fear of Orcas
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 3 goals and 6 assists in his last 5 games
-Henrik Sedin: 4 assists in his last 2 games.
-Ryan Kesler: 4 goals and 2 assist in his last 5.
-Jannik Hansen: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 5. Impressive for Beaker.
COLD
-Alex Burrows: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 6. 1 assist in this series. Get your shit together, Burr.
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal in his last 28.
-Sami Salo: 1 assist in his last 15 games
-Mason Raymond: 0 points in his last 4. It's time, MayRay.
-Tanner Glass: 0 points in his last 15 dating back to February 24.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 25. Go away. GONE
BLACKHAWKS
HOT
-Patrick Kane: 5 assists in his last 5 games.
COLD
-Jake Dowell: 1 assist in his last 17
-Chris Campoli: 1 assist in his last 7.
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
BLACKHAWKS
-D Jordan Hendry: left knee surgery
-F David Bolland: concussion (probable for Game 4)
-F Tomas Kopecky: upper body, (doubtful for Game 4)
-F Bryan Bickell: wrist, (probable for Game 4)
VIDEO
Highlights from Game 3:
Remember Dave Bolland?
Faith No More: Surprise! You're Dead!
The latest Blackhawks logo featuring Vince Vaughn.
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nice!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Too soon!
You must not anger the hockey gods.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
It’ll be the plan the parade fiasco all over again!!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 18, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Those who don't
know history are doomed to repeat it.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Tell you what...
If we lose the game, you can blame it all on me. But if we win, I want it understood that my posting of this image is 100% responsible.
Fine
I’ll rec it, too.
We’re doomed.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Yeah, the Canucks lost 4 in a row twice this season. None of those were all regulation losses. We are doomed.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not
attempt to confuse me with logic.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
I sense much fear in you, Smowalker
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Canucks.
Daniel w/ the GWG
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Nothing is better than scoring a goal, but shutting those guys down has been a lot of fun," Kesler said. "We’re just trying to frustrate those guys." Carry on Ryan 4/16/11
4-1 Hawks
Bolland, dammit. Should have left that song til after the Canucks won.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Yeah, but I'm not necessarily referring to Game 4.
In the post:
The Canucks need to finish off the Hawks in 4. Make them go away. Kill them in their own barn. How satisfying would that be? It’s time to squash their season before key parts of their offense (all of them) wake up from their collective slumbers.
See the difference? That being said the Hawks are not coming back in this series with this current Canucks lineup.
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Nucks
Kesler gets on the board for the GWG
Vince Vaughn storms the ice, but Fin magically teleports to the Madhouse to beat down his ass.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
Holy shit, those images are big Pimpin'
7 – 1 Canucks. Meltdown at the Madhouse. Daniel with the Hat trick and GWG. Kane cries, Toews kills a reporter by staring at him and Joel Quenville shaves his moustache.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Hey Sean
I need mah 2 points for the last game. I guessed 3-2 for us!
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
patience, Skywalker
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, SPW is updated
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as you’re living under this roof you’ll make logical predictions!
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Well I've predicted a Hawks win for the last 3 games
See how that turned out. Hmmmm on second thought Sean maybe I should change my prediction to 3-1 Canucks Kesler FTW.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Nope. The 2nd prediction applies
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
read her whole post
shes been predicting Hawks wins the whole series! We need the first one to apply!
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I'm sure Sean caught that
He’s probably thinking I have to get one right soon.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
not really
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Seconded!
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
thirded!
wait
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Canucks
Hank GWG, Burr with the bow and arrow empty netter
"Wake Up, Time to Die":http://youtu.be/swHlwTh5-e8
FNM track is classic, but it reminded me of this also-classic Pop Will Eat Itself track. Lyrics also very fitting.
4-3 Canucks in oooverrrrtime
Hansen
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
You heard it here first.....
Torres hat trick. That is, unless AV sends him to the press box; then Seabrook will hit himself in the head behind the net.
5-3 Nucks. Kesler GWG. Because I never bet against the Nucks…..though I could see the Hawks pulling out a win here.
I wish Torres wasn’t playing…..really don’t want the distraction right now, nor the association with a guy that can’t seem to figure out what is and isn’t okay at the moment. Maybe * wishful thinking * he’ll have a bounceback game, and actually play the puck when given the opportunity?
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
you’re on a roll!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Anyone see this Canucks van yet? Like the monkey on the front!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
4-0 Nucks
Burrows GWG.
This game can go one of two ways. Way 1 is a barnburner, going to OT, Burr wins it because he is awesome and fucking clutch. Way 2 is that the Hawks just give up and Vancouver shits all over them.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
I can’t be the only person who hates these fucking East Shit Mario’s commercials with the fire of a thousand Krypton suns.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Bada Bing Bada Boom!
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
/shoots self
in the head
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LA LA! LA-LA-LA LA LA! East Side Mario’s East Side Mario’s Take a big pull off my _______
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
History will be made
by seedvt on Apr 18, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Aw man! I was just about to link that. Well, I’ll have to be satisfied with going old school. I didn’t know that jingle’s been around since 1997!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 18, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the asshats constantly raping my mind too...
But one of my former co-workers used to eat there all the time. Then again, he’s a Flamers fan, so there’s no accounting for taste.
Oh god
his intestines must look like fucking Mogadishu.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
sure it wasn’t tomatoe sauce?
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Having said that, I miss
the Fallsview Casino commercials we used to get before Shaw switched
from CBC Toronto HD to CBC Calgary HD. They know how to cast hotties.
The only thing more offensive...
than those East Side Mario’s commercials, is that fucking Time Life/BBC Nazi WWII commercial that TSN was running about once every 20 minutes before the playoffs started. LOOK INTO THE FACE OF EVIL!!!
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock-n-roll.
I watched the series. It sucked.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's any consolation
CC, the one in Langley closed.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
good
its a shitty restaurant anyways.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
good
white spot should have a monopoly over Vancouver. I will make it so!
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
white spot is the greatest restaurant ever in the history of mankind
FACT.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you heard?
New York Fries has butter chicken poutine now.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
You're not listening
BUTTER CHICKEN POUTINE!!!!
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
The poutine there is delicious
but I feel so sick after I eat it.
Plus WS poutine > ALL.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING TRUE MAN
YOU SPEAK THE FUCKING TRUTH. WHITE SPOT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME, IT INSPIRED CHARLIE SHEEN TO GREATNESS AND #WINNING
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
WHITE SPOT FOOD
IS MADE BY WARLOCKS
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They use
TIGER BLOOD
/and if anybody has tickets to Sheen, a pox on your house. Enabler.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
WHITE SPOT FTW.
B.C. burger and a plate of yam fries does it every time.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Nat Bailey Pale Ale
DO WANT
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Drinks
I must jump ship and go for the Moxie’s sized bellini. So.much.goodness.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Yam fries?
Ick
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Yam fries are the greatest thing since
sliced bread. So good. It’s the sauce that makes it so amazing.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
You don't like yam fries? With garlic mayo?
Your ass must be crazy!
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot of people hate yam fries
i don’t get it! their deliriously scrumptious and satisfying.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Cactus
has the best yam fries. Belgian Fries is a close second.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
What the
fuck is a yam? We call them sweet potatoes, don’t we?
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
do want
zoo sticks
that greasy shit is delish
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
erroneous
onion rings > zoo sticks
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
CC knows
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 19, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll take either
for free
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 19, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you will never truly live
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Apr 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
then you my good sir
are missing out.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
i want it right now
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
EH?
white spot? I guess it’s ok if you can’t afford real food. Joeys for the waitresses and the kick ass salads, cactus club for the fries with dip. Also the burgers.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 19, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t the only reason you pay for the food at Joey’s because of the eye-candy? Never heard anything positive to say about their food…
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Apr 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Good food at Joey, but way overpriced. Cactus has excellent yam fries and garlic mayo. And Twitchy you’re nuts man. White Spot is the uncontested ruler when it comes to Vancouver food.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pyatt in trouble too?
theScore The Score
Coyotes Taylor Pyatt may have to deal with Colin Campbell after this blindside hit on the Red Wings’ Patrick Eaves. http://bit.ly/gkaHBk
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Oy vey
There were a couple iffy hits in the Pens/Bolts game too. Elbow to the head, and a Raffi-like hit behind the net (IMO, worse though, the guy lunged at the Pens player)
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
That looks pretty accidental to me
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
I agree. Or Pyatt is an awesome actor
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
4 2 Daniel
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
yo 87
the all the lights cover is the business
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yuhyuh
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by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
they're
all pretty good.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sersly
Karmin girl > Rihanna for actual singing ability.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
word
someone should sign those two
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Nucks, Edler
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
other thing I regret about that hit is that there wasn’t a better camera angle
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
STEVENS
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
seems to be a pattern here
not even close to the puck
by Canuckslicknutsak on Apr 18, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you know
of all those torres hits, other than the pacioretty one they look like clean hits to me. Devastating, but clean. Scott stevens, keith, dustin brown were all blatant head shots and elbows up, or blindside, but torres’ hits seem to be clean checks. Having said that, he definitely goes for the body before the puck, and I don’t know if i’m a big fan of that.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 19, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously
what the hell has happened to Chicago trolls. so disappointing. then again we’re seeing a trend with things outta Chicago lately being nothing but lame…
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he looks
so young
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, I forgot about that curse. Sweet
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh
Thats the first sign of getting old. When the athletes start to look young.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 19, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
If that happens I will burn my Lou jersey and quit the site. :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello friend
you have to specify who scores the GWG if you want to participate in our SPW game.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I want to add to the playoff art!
(This was Dan Coover’s idea and then I made it because I have no life!!! I hope it doesn’t take too long to load)
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by Pseuccubus on Apr 18, 2011 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I have to admit it is kinda funny
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
You made that?? It effing rules! Nice!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
well
we did use the original “hoax” video as a base
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I started making it
before the last game, and then felt kind of bad, but since no one went to the hospital I figured it’d be okay.
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All the local
First Nations are gonna be looking for you, lady.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
To congratulate her
For mocking the team that turned their way of life into a mascot
by Dan Coover on Apr 19, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is hilarious
LMAO
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 19, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions
That was like spring in Chicago - cold.
Fight on, my merry men all,
i’m a little wounded, but I am not slain;
I will lay me down for to bleed a while,
Then I’ll rise and fight with you again. – John Dryden
If I had half a brain, which is debatable, I wouldn’t add to the poem above. it’s always amazed me how poets can say so much with so little.
I’m afraid Seabs will be playing with half a brain tonight, and i’d have to say the Hawk organization has half a brain for thinking risking more injury to Bolland would make a difference. He hasn’t played for 45 days and somehow he’s going to make a difference against the Vancouver juggernaut? Not likely.
Our lads have fought mightily, but sometimes your best just ain’t good enough.
as Robert E. Lee put it:
We have fought this fight as long, and as well as we know how. We have been defeated. For us a Christian people, there is but one course to pursue. We must accept the situation.
Go Predators!
Ha!
Nice post. I don’t get risking Bolland at this stage either. Hope Seabs made it through ok too.
You always like to see the other team take some crushing checks, but nobody likes the idea of someone sitting in a dark room puking their guts out. (not talking about Tuesdays at Zandberg’s either)
Go Preds? How can you cheer for a coma on skates?
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the preds
it will be poetic justice if you have to face them. They are the most annoying, frustrating and competent team you may face in the West.
I haven’t made up my mind if I can root for the Canukcs yet. This series may take awhile to get over.
Oh I’ve been there. Twice.
Trotz runs that team like a dictator. Nobody deviates from the syste. A bigger version of Minny.
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If the Ducks
Can still put up this many goals on them I don’t see why we can’t either.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
And our goaltending and defense
Is much better than Anaheim
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I don’t even want to think about it yet. Still have another team to worry about first.
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Hypotetically
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
+ H + H + H
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
This guy?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You sure like your men oily.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
That’s not Luongo.
Win it for Manny!
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At least you're remotely considering
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
for what it's worth
I had two concussions within one year, and the very very last thing I’d ever do is celebrate someone else receiving one. I wanted to vomit when I saw the Seabrook hit (I was literally groaning, rolling into the couch, and covering my eyes after it happened) and I’m feeling really nervous for Bolland too, because it’s not the kind of pain I’d wish on my worst enemy.
I would never make fun of anyone for getting a concussion, or cheer on a team to give one. We only thought this was a cute idea because it had an orca in it, and boats to put the guys in, and that it would be taken in good fun because it’s so ridiculous.
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It was hilarious.
Very creative. I totally agree with your concussion comments – the league is not better off with a Crosby in the stands.
my first thought was to have someone like Scott take a run at one of your skill players – how quickly we’re dragged into the depths of stupidity. The old two wrongs make a right idiocy. I’m over the retaliation mindset and hoping the Hawks focus on the real problem -solving Lu and a smothering Canuck defense.
We just call that spring around here
Snows one day 80 degrees the next. Winter coats in the morning and air conditioning by the afternoon. Plus no self respecting Hawks fan would ever consider repenting. We don’t sin. Bunch of angels over here.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Oh man that is great
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Some day
One of us is going to come up with a funny idea AND be the one who executes it.
Until then, we will just have to continue combining our powers to form Danvestator. Or Sueper Voltron. Whichev’.
I'm so anxious to get this over with
and get the satisfaction & redemption of the last two years. Eliminated by the same team, in the exact same number of games, on the exact same day two years in a row, that messes with your mind as a player and as a fan. I just want it to happen already!
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Plus
a break before the next round would be nice.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Agreed. Put this to bed
and go back home to VanCity, chillax & watch some other games.
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
And give
Smo’s blood pressure a bit of a reprieve.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
I will be at work for tomorrow's game
and will be thinking solely about the game.
THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Eyes and mind not on task.
Book off, for safety’s sake.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
When does the next round start up?
I’m going to be away Friday-Friday, and I’m debating dragging along my laptop, if there will be games.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
I would guess
the end of next week, perhaps?
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Okay cool
Just looked at NHL.com, guessing next Friday based on the schedule.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
let's get some sweepage going shall we?
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 18, 2011 11:44 PM PDT reply actions
revenge for 95?
Chelios sweeping Vancouver outta the Coliseum
by Canuckslicknutsak on Apr 18, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst ever. Chelios waltzes into the zone and scores 2 practically identical game winners in a row.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the game
Chelios in overtime, the last Canucks game at the pacific coliseum. I remember every game in that series being close and the Canucks coming up just short in each game. Kind of like what will happen to the Hawks this year.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
Is this
the equivalent of saying ‘shutout’?
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
in that it contains absolutely no actual magical power to change reality?
yes.
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Touche
I’m not superstitious at all though, I just like the team’s approach, take each game one at a time.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
3-0 so far….haha. No I am not in the least bit superstitious either
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 19, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks, Kesler
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
prediction? PAIN
Aaaahhh…spring cleaning.
Lots of penalties, lots of scoring.
5-3 Canooks. AMFB FTMFW!
Sweep that shit up and have a nice flight home boys!
Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Apr 19, 2011 2:56 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
3-2 Canucks, Daniel
I predicted the Canucks would win this thing in 6 but I would be so happy to be proven wrong and have them finish it tonight (even if I have to eat humble pie baked up and served by my partner at home who predicted a sweep from the get-go).
Oh man Sean
You have outdone yourself. Those two pictures for Van and Chi are amazing.
Also, finishhim.jpg
4-2 Canucks
Daniel!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Way to deviate from your theory.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Saw a Hawks car flag today.
Win it for Manny!
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at least put a little blood on it
“They were never defeated, they were only killed. (said of the french Foreign Legion)
All in jest. Have an uneasy feeling about tonight. We shall see, I guess.
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I'll be there
It would tte take a lot of the sting out of this series if we could win one. When it comes down to it, for a rabid hockey fan, you just hate to see your teams season come to an end. I’m down to prayer, fasting and wearing ashes and sackcloth in hopes of watching one more game in Vancouver.
You’re going? Lucky bugger. Regardless of which way it goes, have a blast!
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The good the bad and the ugly
The good news is the seats are about 15 rows up from the goaline the hawks shoot at for two periods. The bad news is that red light seems to go off more in the second period. The ugly – that would be your vampire between the pipes.
Normally I sit up in the 300 section – taking customers tonight.
It’s always darkest ….. just before pitch black.
4-3 Canucks, Kesler
I’m kinda nervous about this one to be honest. I could see it going any which way – Hawks domination, Canucks blowout or anywhere in between. Not that it would be a big deal if the Nucks lost, but still.
Some quotes care of the Sun Times
It’s just concrete evidence of how much we dislike that team, and it’s added motivation to our situation" – Toews
“To win the game and take it back to Vancouver, that’s the best way we can get back” – Seabrook
“But they’re up 3-0, so you have to give them a little bit of credit” – Kane
“It’s a matter of winning a game that’s most important to me.” – Sharp
“We can be more engaged physically in this series and against those guys” – Q
If I can grade these mind droppings, Sharp and Seabrook get an A for sanity, Toews at least used the H word so he’ll get a B, Q is in D land already and Kane should get fucked by a chainsaw.
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Source
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/4905216-419/team-pride-at-stake.html
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Getting Fucked By A Chainsaw
Ouch. I don’t like Kane but that is harsh man, harsh.
Maybe the Nuck’s GWG bouncing off his ass into the net is better.
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 19, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions
"give them a little bit of credit"?
Even if it’s just a mental lapse on his part, it’s a terrible quote. Lump in the rest of his demo reel and, yeah, zero sympathy.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was sweet.
Makes me wanna give him a noogie, with a cheese grater.
Win it for Manny!
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Least
it’d give him a haircut.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 19, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well
At least it wasn’t “everyone’s giving them too much credit”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
NO! THEY ONLY DESERVE A WITTLE! A WITTLE I SAY!
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
exactly
Seemed like a response to Toews, who’s been a whiney quote machine these last few days.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 19, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Kane is just a dork. A likes-to-get-drunk-dork but still a dork.
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 19, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely
And still really young as well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Remember the breakaway
Crosby had during the Olympics?—he might have scored the game winner—
but Kane speed up and chased him, I said the only player with enough speed
to stop Sid from doing magic with the puck. Any other team USA player it would
have been OVAH then….
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
Always play with HEART: the results will follow.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 19, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes! I love Kes too
But at that moment Kane had to do something. Sorry, I’m not trying
to give Kane too much credit. He’s just a fast-dork!
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
Always play with HEART: the results will follow.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 19, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
hockey at it's best
i vividly remember that play, because it somewhat surprised me to see Kaner care about getting back for a change. When he wants to, he can play both ways.
I think Coach Q said he’s going to try to get him up to 30 minutes tonight.
30?
Lets be honest here, he’s gonna play the whole game.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
With Seabs out Duncs may just be in for 60 min
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
At
least!
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
You guys are lucky
your top “veteran guys” are fricking 22/23.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
5-2 Canucks
Erhoff GWG
"We do sex every day? I'm missing out on something!" - AV
4-3 Canucks
MayRay gets the winner in OT
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 19, 2011 8:56 AM PDT reply actions
The worst part of that Bolland SH goal...
… is seeing Pavol Demitra and Kyle Wellwood at point on the PP. Good lord.
Don't stare directly at it. You'll melt like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
what he said
only with more ire and disdain
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Sean can testify
my disdain for Demitra is more intense that those two words
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Fucking hell Demo
what a piece of shit
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
5-2 Coconuts, Burr FTW
And so it goes.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
We need
To start spelling Malhotra with 2 i’s
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
only too soon
if it was one i
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
(I think the Hawks will win this one—then the Nucks go home and win it for the
home team crowd.)
But I will still pick 3—4 Nucks
Dank GWG
Can’t wait for the game tonight….
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
Always play with HEART: the results will follow.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 19, 2011 10:00 AM PDT reply actions
4-3 Nucks
AMFBurrows ftw
"Rome is -1 and produces more turnovers than a German bakery." - Canuckles, @Coyotes 3/08/11
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Canucks 6-1/Burrows
The pig’s roasted, let’s eat it tonight.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
Canucks 2 Hawks 0
Bay Area fan meetup tonight at The Old Pro in Palo Alto (by the Caltrain station, quite literally). Lets do this thing….
An isolated island of blue awash in a sea of teal.
Occasionally tweeting Canucks games in spanish using the hashtag #CanucksinSpanish
"They gave me a choice: jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a war going on, I probably would have apologized."
by The Canuck Fan on Apr 19, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Yankee
That needs to be the quote tonight!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You fuckers are ruining my fun…
(it already is, but look shocked)
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay
I’m practicing my shocked face right now
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Have fun. I’ll battle solo up here in the rain (nothing new there)
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 19, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
4-1 Canucks. FU Sweden gets the winner.
I really hope this is a slaughter of the Hawks. I can’t drink beer this week so I don’t want a nail biter.
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 19, 2011 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
no beer?
god help you man.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 19, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Passover
No bread, no pasta, no beer, no liquor made from grain. Just a shitload of matzo, chicken, fish and potato vodka. Maybe rum…
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 19, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahah
I’ll think you’ll manage.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 19, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like the perfect excuse for an overdose of
TEQUILA!!!!!!!
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Apr 19, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
No thank you. Me and to-kill-ya do not have a good history together. My buddy whose house I’ll be watching the game at (yes, sports fans, there are two Canuckleheads in Texas) picked me up a bottle of Luksusowa vodka. Good thing I can crash at his place…
First user of the acronym TSP.
by TXCanucklehead on Apr 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
to-kill-ya
amen to that
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 19, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hank with the winner, 3-1 canucks.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
6-2 Canucks
Kesler GWG.
Canucks finally bury some odd-man rushes.
Kane finally scores late in the 3rd and uses it to claim he pulled his weight and nobody else did.
5-2 nux
erhoff gwg to complete the sweep
On a semi-related note...
My uncle (Oilers fan, puke) figures you guys were psychic – wondered why the
Orca didn’t have more bling the last time. I said it was too soon, maybe if we were up 3-0….
semi’s your uncle?
Win it for Manny!
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I swear I didn't do it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Don't worry, you're innocent.
Well, at least of being related to me. That other stuff, you’re on your own.
Not this again
we know it wasn’t you Semi. Even though she caught you banging on the bathroom floor.
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by Section 312 on Apr 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to yesterday missy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
25 or 6 to 4 Canucks
Bad jokes aside, 3-2 Canucks in OT, Scott with an own goal.
The statistics you don't compile never lie.
-Stephen Colbert
Not enough NMers
are old enough to get your reference, Kent. Well played.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Canucks 5-2
Raymond buries the tards with his GWG
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
6-1 Canucks
Ehrhoff with the GWG
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well, sort of close
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Blood points.
Veni, vidi, vici. Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
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