Game Three Aftermath: By The Skin Of Their Teeth
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT
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So, yeah, hey, that was a tough one to watch but a win is a win. Where do you want to begin?
- Let's start with the obvious: Mr. Torres - that hit can't happen. If Torres simply stopped his stride he would have flatten him anyway, but the extra effort on a vulnerable player is the problem. Seabrook should know where he is with the puck behind the net, but that's not the point. Even if you think that hit was borderline or "a hockey play", it is exactly the type of hit that can end a career and it was exactly the type of hit the NHL should step in for. Spin the wheel spin?
- On the plus side, it gives Thunderdome a new lease on hockey life. Put Raymond back on the wing please.
- That 5-on-3 kill
could beis the turning point of this series. Think if this was last season; Vancouver would have been beyond screwed. Even in a game where they coughed up two PPGs, their kill was the difference and none bigger than in the first period. - John Scott goes to the box, Vancouver scores. In other news, water is wet.
- I hate bitching about the referees one way or the other, but that Oreskovich charging call was asinine.
- Luongo wasn't a star of the game and I don't know what the Chicago media was watching. In a game where the skaters played poorly (by their lofty standards), the goalie earned his bread money. Anyone who wants to claim Luongo still comes unraveled easily against Chicago just got a reality check. Just go ask Toews or Kane, they'll tell you.
- Christian Ehrhoff is a Filter song: Hey man, nice shot.
- For the people who were complaining (or crowing) about the lack of Sedinery in this series, they have eight points in two games. Shut up.
- Good to see "first round Samuelsson" make an appearance again. Flu boy had a pedestrian 15:14 TOI but - just like with the Kings last post season - the puck found him at the right moment.
- Malhotra's faceoff prowess is sadly missed. This is terrible by this season's standards. Toews is slaughtering Hank. Check it, this needs to change immediately.
- Bonus Luongo point = face wash to Frolik after the buzzer.
- Keith Ballard = 9:10 TOI. Discuss.
- Brutal, ugly first period. Granted the home team was going to come out like a bat out of hell anyway, but they owned that period and Keith had all the space and time in the world to put that puck wherever he damn well pleased. How Vancouver had 10 shots is beyond me, but none looked quality to me. Cam should have the scoring chances shortly, but shield your eyes. They should be ugly.
- Hossa has to be hurt right? Averaging 20 minutes a game and has as many points as Ryan Johnson. Something ain't right.
- No scoreboard for Kesler but he lead the team in shots, 5:03 PK TOI and drew that elbowing call on Campbell. Chuck in his work on the Toews line and he's as quietly MVPish as they come so far.
The Canucks (for a change) are finding ways to win and the Hawks (for a change) aren't burying their chances. They'll have another hellish game in the madhouse, but it's time to dust those brooms off. The ideal way this series can end is a mere 60 minutes away.
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Don't know if anyone linked this
but this reaction by bieksa to Scott being dressed is hilarious
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when a 6’8 guy who can’t skate challenges you to fight? Say no, then go around him and score" lol
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you missed that whole discussion about 5-6 hours ago.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a life?
Un-fucking-acceptable dude.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah man, yer not allowed on the internet if that’s the case.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
VIA ZANDBERG, TAZER ANGRY.
"They’re not as good as people outside our dressing room think they are.Too bad we didnt expose them for what they really are"
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
So? It’s a new post, and it’s a foot in mouth by a crybaby Toews! Triple post it!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Shout it
from the rooftops.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t be silly. Toews doesn’t cry. He just stares broodingly without blinking until you think he’s trying to destroy you with his mind.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Apr 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, a jedi mind trick
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
THESE ARE NOT THE TWINS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR……
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by FiftyMissionCap on Apr 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
haha!
You can go about your business
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
And might I add, to Chicago:
Move along, move along
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS WHY I PUT 'VIA ZANDBERG'
AND THE GAMETHREAD IS LIKE 1000+ COMMENTS
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The scoreboard has spoken. He’ll have all summer to think about it.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The ultimate retort?
point to the scoreboard.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s harder to appeal to the scoreboard when Toews has his name on the cup as many times as all the players on our team combined.
/decently sure that’s a factual statement
by Passive Voice on Apr 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Son of Sam
has two.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
goddammit, i checked him to make sure. when was his other one?
by Passive Voice on Apr 18, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't
know.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
He only has 2008
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by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
goddamnit
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Please Mr. Toews!
Pray tell what you want to expose this team as? You left your comment so open ended and vague! I respect you immensely, but if you are going to pull some shit like that you better be willing to finish your punch. Finish that thought. What do you really want to say? Tell us the next sentence. Don’t pussy out and leave it up to interpretation
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Because right now
The only exposing going on is your team being exposed as the top-heavy, mediocre team that backed into the playoffs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I can remember one foolish Ballard giveaway but what..is he a whipping boy or what? Other guys coughed the puck up too. But..with all those fucking penalties called on us that would limit Ballard’s ice time wouldn’t it? Not like he’s a special teams guy.
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He plays on the PK
Im really surprised with Bally’s ice time. AV must hate him.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Zero special teams tonight
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell?
a 4.2 mill #2 D man doesn’t play on the PK? Even Christian fucking Ehrhoff played on the PK!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
AV clearly has a role for him and it’s not an expansive one.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And it’s working really well so I won’t complain about Ballard’s minutes
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ballard’s time was all 5 on 5. He was just not out much in the 3rd is all.
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Unless AV was leaning on the top five on purpose, no one (on either team) was as low as Ballard. Salo was past 17 minutes.
http://www.nhl.com/ice/playerstats.htm?fetchKey=20113VANSASAll&sort=avgTOIPerGame&viewName=summary
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
one bad giveaway shouldn’t be a reason for benching, probably more to do with special teams.
I have no problem with the ice time distributions the way they are now. The Canucks have 5 other defencemen who are equally, if not more so capable then Ballard in the lineup. When Rome was getting more ice time, I wondered give Ballard’s better talent level and play. but now, different story.
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He looked hurt. He had his helmet off for a long time during a TV timeout and looked roughed up. If he’s hurt they should throw Rome/Alberts in and let him recover.
Yeah, he might actually be hurt
Hope he’s ok – he’s taken a couple hard hits and gotten knocked around. Maybe they’re just being cautious with him or something.
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by Big Blue Whale on Apr 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Injury or minor annoyance
Is what I’m thinking. Ballard’s a great dman, after all.
Isn’t Alberts still day to day?
Kane...
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by Kent Basky on Apr 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh..pumpkin!!!
heheh!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They're going ballistic over at SCH
I’m flattered that they’re hating us more than the Red Wings now
It’s probably just post-loss anger. Give it a couple of weeks and see if they still feel that way.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Apr 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Good!
Being hated is a complement!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
we suck?
we cheated?
we played dirty?
give us the goods! (I don’t want to go over there right now lol. I might get into an argument with someone)
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There’s no “might”
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
are you talking about their game?
or my chances of getting into a fight there?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not harshing your buzz!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
from what I've observed
-Torres is a goon (not going to argue that)
-2010-11 Keith is bad
-Some want to blow up the team and start over
-Vancouver vs Detroit WCF, they want the ‘scum’ to win
Other than the first point I think it’s just post-game alcoholic sorrow
They want 'Scum' to win if it was us vs Detroit in the WCF?
They hate us that much eh?
Feels good man.
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by Big Blue Whale on Apr 17, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
here's a basic summary
you guys play dirty
Fuck Torres
we hate you more than the wings (and even the blues in some cases)
fuck Q for playing Scott
fuck Nuck trolls (there’s one there now that isnt even a member of NM)
“fuck you, you’re too negative” “no, fuck you, you’re too optimistic and delusional” “no, fuck you”
*these views are not necessarily shared by me or most other commenters on SCH
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry about the trolls
We’ve had several come our way the past two years. Annoying as hell.
Strange to think we’re hated more than the Wings…I wasn’t aware that was possible.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
its more of a "respect" thing
you guys play dirty (according to some) and the Wings don’t. Something like that
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny
That last year all those things could’ve been heard on here but in reverse. Especially the playing dirty
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
we are complaining that you are playing dirty and that's disrespectful and all that
yet some want Scott to literally run Luongo into the glass on the 1st shift next game. Or just kill the twins.
/sigh
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks are dirty??? two words:
bolland,
eager.
burish
Yeah that’s three, but most blackhawk fans who call the nucks dirty probably can’t count that high.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 17, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
its not me who's saying it
its just some of the sentiment thats been thrown around SCH, but much of what is being said is out of anger anyway
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i know,
i didn’t mean that to u personally, i meant it to the collective ‘nucks are dirty!’ crew. You know who’s dirty? Anaheim. Hope they get knocked out by LA.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 17, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck anaheim
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So say
we all!
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
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by Bobby Canuck on Apr 18, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
If we beat you again
would you root for the Hawks this year?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Ha
I know many of our Hawk fans have an irrational hate for the Nucks. I really have never understood it. I mean we beat up on you more than you beat up on us in the past.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
I would
i’ve always liked the hawks…except when they play vancouver. It may take a week to get over it, but I would.
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well you know that's not going to happen any time soon
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Dare I say “I’d rather pick Scum than to see that team raise the cup”?
tehe
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hell, even I am wary of some of them
the 3rd period thread immediately after the game was especially bad
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I look at the game threads
and post games for schadenfreude purposes.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Luongo Torments His Tormentors: Puck Daddy
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by GoodKeith on Apr 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
a reminder for those calling for the castration of Torres
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Vz3PZw4DY&NR=1
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by Kent Basky on Apr 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that was so last year. Things have changed, man!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
irrelevant
Torres knew the change in culture at the NHL and what those hits mean (Penalty). He went for it and put the Canucks down a man. Lucky it wasn’t a major.
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BS
No one knows what the culture of the NHL is, not even you Shifty. He finished his check with the puck right there. Thats a clean hit. Just because a guy went down doesn’t make it dirty.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone have video?
Cause I was pretty sure the puck was right there or he had just played it.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/hockey/comments/video-_torres_hit_on_seabrook_tonight/
To me it looks like he was just about to play the puck and he gets leveled and doesn’t even actually touch it. I don’t think you should be allowed to hit him at that point because he doesn’t have time to brace himself for a hit.
And no, the puck never reaches him. It’s close, but lets not make judgments without knowing the facts here.
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It's perfectly timed
The puck is right there. I paused it at impact and the puck was passing his stick. He got caught looking at the puck
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Never played it, never touched it. Saw it in HD, saw it a dozen times.
I said it was close, but the charge before it got there is not legal.
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Did you have a point here or do you actually think that Torres doesn’t know what kind of hits are penalized in the NHL? Blindside shoulders to the head of opponents who haven’t played the puck are penalized. That’s what Canuckles is talking about, and he’s right.
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No one knows what kind of hits are penalized
That’s the point. Look below.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No. Torres knows that shoulders to heads of players who aren’t looking got him suspended before. He did it again, and whether or not you think that’s the way it should be, you can’t do that. If he doesn’t know he needs to be suspended until he learns.
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That was a player reaching for a puck
Therefore in a vulnerable position. Just like Bob says below, a player behind the net playing the puck isn’t considered in a vulnerable position.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No, still vulnerable. He says more latitude, meaning Seabrook takes more of the blame. Torres still needs to avoid contact with the head.
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Shifty c'mon
Do you really believe he had time to think about targeting the head. He doesn’t have a laser sight in his head. He’s trying to throw a devastating body check. He succeeded and I like it. You’re reacting to the result of the hit. If Seabrook had popped back up we would all love that hit. Also, the player has to be responsible for keeping his head up sometimes and Seabrook is a guy who is known to play with his head down.
What he’s saying below is that behind the net is not a vulnerable position
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it actually matters if he specifically targeted the head, the contact was shoulder to head and intentions aside you can’t do that. Also Torres really flew into the hit, when it wasn’t necessary, he could have let up and still made that hit anyway
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And the defense, as always, will be:
- That’s who he is, that’s how he plays.
- He shouldn’t have to let up, Seabrook should be aware.
- The puck was nearby.
And nothing will ever address the points our side is making. It just goes back and forth between us.
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He had plenty of time to make that a clean hit. He charged; had he slowed down and connected with the shoulder we’re having a different discussion. Seabrook did pop back up. Watch the replay. I don’t love that hit at all Seabroook should be more responsible, Torres has to be more responsible. For his team and for the safety of his opponents.
And no, I think you’re misreading what McKenzie is saying. “Hitting zone” is unclear, but I take it to mean that it’s a dangerous area where many hits occur. What is telling is when he says “far more latitude,” which obviously means Torres would get more leeway, but not be let off the hook necessarily, for a hit behind the net. This is clear as day. And if it wasn’t Torres’ first game back he might not even see discipline. But it was stupid for that reason and others.
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Look up what charging is
Because this wasn’t it.
I think you’re misreading what he’s saying.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It really is. I’m referring to the distance traveled and the speed at which he hit him
42.1 Charging – A minor or major penalty shall be imposed on a player who skates or jumps into, or charges an opponent in any manner.
Charging shall mean the actions of a player who, as a result of distance traveled, shall violently check an opponent in any manner. A "charge" may be the result of a check into the boards, into the goal frame or in open ice.
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That definition
is as clear as mud.
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It could be better defined, sure. But I know what charging is and how it’s called, and Torres’ play could be called charging quite easily.
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That's where
we diverge. I know what charging is, and that play doesn’t come close to it. It’s how each individual percieves the rule, imo.
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It comes very close. If you boil it down to “distance traveled” to make a “violent check” you could easily define it as charging. It’s up to the individual referees of course, but I’ve seen it called that way before.
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Your quote
of the rule says nothing about distance travelled. Did something get edited out?
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Somewhat.
Charging shall mean the actions of a player who, as a result of distance traveled, shall violently check an opponent in any manner.
As I said in the reply to it, I fucked up the blockquote a little.
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The league
might want to give some indication of how long a distance travelled makes it a charging penalty. As it’s worded now, a lot of discretion is left to the officials.
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You’re absolutely right, Smo. The reason I think it could be charging is that that type of distance solely to make a hit on a player is often called charging. That’s all.
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I used to be
under the impression that over a certain number of steps leading to a hit defined charging. I suppose this is all moot, since the call made was for interference.
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You may be right about the rule.
But I know it wasn’t called charging, I was just called out on the rule itself.
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That used to be a good hockey hit but they’re changing the rules so fast I can’t keep up.
If the the puck is right next the player then you should be able to hit him, does he have to have clear possession?
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
some think possession of the puck would be clutching it to one’s bosom.
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For what its worth. Sympathy from Bobby Mac, and both players ( Staios and Ward ) think Seabrook has to take some responsibility.
Kerry Fraser? Like he seems to do with every call so far on TSN, thinks they got it wrong, and it should be 5 and a game. Hmmmmm…maybe he just says that all the time cuz he was not given a supervisors job like McReary and McGeough?
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
I posted the video in response to Hawks fans and players crying foul over the hit, funny how times change, huh?
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And they looked completely beaten, they didn’t look like they were going to try anymore.
What a sad looking bunch of Stanley Cup champions, so unchampion-like.
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Holy hell
deja vu of our team’s faces around this time of year.
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by eightyseven on Apr 17, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have
No problem with the Torres hit, these new rules suck. How can two players skating towards each other be a blind side hit, Seabrook should have kept his head up.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. As soon as I saw that hit I thought for sure that was 5 minutes and after watching the videos after the game it looks pretty bad. Seabs put himself into a vulnerable position but you still can’t hit a guy like that as per the new rules.
Do you think he targetted his head?
Because I see a solid bodycheck on a guy with his head down who looked like he had the puck. The Hawks’ refusing to follow protocol for head hits afterward is pretty telling too.
exactly
If Seabrook hadn’t gone down so hard no one would be talking about that hit as anything more then a good hockey play.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the Hawks medical staff weren’t doing their job. I don’t think it matters what he was targetting. What he did was a very hard hit to his head before he touched the puck so he wasn’t expecting a hit. I would be very surprised if he isn’t suspended. Well, maybe not with how inconsistent the NHL is with dishing out punishment.
Yeah he did. Hit would have been fine, if, and only if, he didn’t put his elbow up. Dirty hit, plain and simple.
I don’t think his elbow was up. I think it was a classic shoulder to the head blindside hit before Seabs could play the puck.
Yeah. Watch the videos people, it’s all there.
It wasn’t necessarily dirty, but he missed the legal target of the chest and connected with the head.
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That's you interpretation of the rule
But no one can actually define it and if you’re going to pretend it’s simple then you are underestimating how fast hockey is.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And you’re underestimating what a player can decide to do before reaching him, the same as with the Eberle hit. If Torres knows that Seabrook is about to get blindsided (and even charging, he could see it being dangerous) he could change and play the puck or adjust his hit.
If you’re going to pretend that the hitter still doesn’t have the job of avoiding contact with the head first and foremost, I have no argument.
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Watch the hit again
He doesn’t charge and Seabrook is skating with his head down. I actually imagine Raffi assumed he would at least look up while getting the puck behind the net. Raffi is much shorter then Seabrook, he’s not responsible for this headshot.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Given the distance and how much he skated into him, I say charging. “Watch the hit again.”
And yes, Torres is still responsible for the headshot. The hitter is in this era of the NHL.
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It's a fast game
How can a player precisely target anything?
As long as the elbow doesn’t come up, the player doesn’t leave his feet and he doesn’t run him from behind then it should be, or used to be a legal hit.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Used to be. Given the speed, “should be” is debatable, and the NHL has decided that it’s not.
Haven’t once said the NHL is right, but Torres isn’t following the rules right now.
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Which rule?
Specifically. Not just your interpretation.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Interference, for one. It was called, it fits the description.
Headshots is debatable, but he was suspended for a similar play, so it’s not my interpretation, it’s the NHL’s. You can debate the NHL on that.
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But you're debating the headshot rule
and I would even argue the interference since the puck was RIGHT THERE.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I’m debating both throughout the thread. It absolutely was intereference, so it fits your query. Surely the headshot rule is a grey area, but when I say Torres isn’t following the rules, he absolutely isn’t (intereference) and murkily isn’t (the NHL’s touchyness with headshots).
So it’s right two different ways.
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No elbow at all
Look again. That’s just what they called because a player was hurt and they didn’t want to catch shit for calling nothing.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
They called interference.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That takes me back...
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 17, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Fuck
Now I feel old. Thanks N&P!
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Me too man… me too.
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 17, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This was what I was thinking when I read it.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I absolutely love that song
Going to listen to it a bunch today
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Random dude was playing that song this AM at work....
pleasingly brought back happiness from last night’s win!
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Composure much?
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Who chooses their godawful music? And is that Tambo singing Chelsea Dagger? Haha.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the players’ choice. Or prolly the majority
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
imagine it were the trainers and coaching staff
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by eightyseven on Apr 17, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Manilow!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I love him
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by eightyseven on Apr 17, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
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LOL @ Dynamite by Taio Cruz playing.
Their music needs a new playlist.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Apr 17, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Dear.
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by eightyseven on Apr 17, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s start with the obvious: Mr. Torres – that hit can’t happen. If Torres simply stopped his stride he would have flatten him anyway, but the extra effort on a vulnerable player is the problem. Seabrook should know where he is with the puck behind the net, but that’s not the point. Even if you think that hit was borderline or “a hockey play”, it is exactly the type of hit that can end a career and it was exactly the type of hit the NHL should step in for. Spin the wheel spin?
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I spun the wheel. Regular season mode it was 4 games. With “Chris Pronger mode” activated it was a hockey play.
Not sure
why the Chicago fans calling the Canucks dirty. Other than the Torres hit (I agree – reluctantly-that it was a 2 minute penalty, but not suspension-worthy), where were the dirty plays that they are talking about? I would be really curious to hear about those “dirty” plays.
But this was a Canuks game that we have seen dozens of times, during the regular season. Nothing different. They have always found a way to win, and when being down, they can somewhow create something from nothing. I am thrilled to see that they are not affected even the least, by any playoff pressure/or expectation. Just business as usual.
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It's because
Hawks fans can’t stand the fact that the Canucks are taking it to them and are being the more physical team. The hawks don’t have the personnel to be the down and dirty playoff team they used to be…….so sad.
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Funny to hear fans of the douchiest, scummiest, dirtiest team of the last decade
Turning into such pussies and whiners.
Fuck those assholes.
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In the 70’s?
Scummiest bunch of douchebags in NHL history and a black eye on our beautiful game.
That’s why I don’t give a shit about our ’72 “win” against the Russians.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
True
Pronger’s addition to any team increases their douchiness factor by 78%.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares why they are saying we're dirty
Rememeber the bitching we did about Lou getting bumped last year and how dirty they were? Ladd taking shots at a bloody O’brien etc. Sour grapes, let them have them.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I had to do it
trollololololololol
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
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by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
not cool
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right
classy. it’s people like you that give the awesome NMers a bad name.
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by ahnfire on Apr 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
srs y u mad bro?
You can go through life adrift and alone
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hey I like talking to the majority of NMers
I get along with pretty much everyone that visit SCH. Coming over personally to troll. That’s not high on my list of respectful things to do.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
also
I think the writers of NM give NM a bad name.
trollolololol
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To be fair, we reached this consensus earlier today.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I do recall that event
I only stick around here for the booze
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I was just pointing it out to others (blackhawk fans) who might think your opinion isn’t shared among here. Nobody’s happy with the quality of writing here.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF? Is my sarcasmometer broken or do I have to kill thelastjohnny? Then there won’t be any johnnys left!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess there’d be no more named johnny.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
you’d have to change your name to “notthefirstjagoff”
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw Sean, that’s the first time anyone’s organically worked the origin of this username into a conversation. Oh well. Before I go to sleep, I just want you know know that you can rest assured that your sarcasmometer is working.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
perfect!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a lovely person, as I’m sure you’re aware.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Tem
you’re making people angry!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting insight
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by Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hint: read bottom to top.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, I’m here for you.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
still, Torres
was stupid. C’mon, in an era of sensitivity to those hits, you have the momentum already, is it really necessary to take that risk? Look what happened to. You make a hit like that, the other team comes out charged on the PP to punish you. Torres just does not use his head sometimes.
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What would you have him do?
Not take the hit. That’s who he is. If they eliminate big hits from the game, then fine he’s out a job but don’t forget we have a rule that was halfassed in mid season and personally I hope they take a good hard look specifically what they are trying to get rid of in the off-season. By all means get rid of head shots but do they really want to eliminate all hard hits? Cause he was by no means head hunting. Again, if Seabrook pops back up or Torres goes down we’re not talking about this now. So what, we punish the result of hits now?
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
you may be right about that
but unfortunately you are missing the point. The point is, its a big hit, in a dangerous zone, which you should realize that the league is going to be really touchy about. He did it anyways, even though it wasn’t really necessary to gain momentum and put his team down a guy.
I’m not debating the merits of rule or the league’s touchy-ness, I’m saying he needs to use discretion given the rules and atmosphere that exist.
Do you prefer Torres is “right” but puts the Canucks on a 5 minute major which costs the team game 3?
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why didn't he try to play the puck that was right there?
His stick wasn’t even on the ice. He went directly after Seabs who didn’t have possession. That’s my biggest concern in all of this.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
You don’t necessarily have to play the puck. My concern with the hit is that he hits him before Seabrook can even touch the puck and couldn’t prepare for a hit.
that's basically what I was trying to say
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
I try to stay out of the head shot blindside hit arguments
It’s always the same thing and both sides think they are right. It just gives me a migraine.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Seabrook
Should worry more about getting hit then playing the puck. That’s the point of playing the man. He got caught with his head down.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's hockey
“Play the man, not the body.”," Keep your head up kid. "Are we saying that these hockey sayings are obsolete as of mid season? If in the off season they decide big hits arent allowed then I can either accept it or not but this is a half assed reactionary rule that no one knows the definition of and we all just react to players get hits with automatically thinking suspension.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But isn't there a rule against laying out people who don't have the puck?
Am I missing something here?
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Yes
The puck is there. Seabrook should have his head up instead of looking down at the puck. I’m sure he’s been told that since Pee Wee. You get caught looking at the puck, you get rocked.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn’t even touch the puck at all on the play though. He got rocked before he could even touch it. If Torres hit him 1.5 seconds later then Seabrook would have time to get his head up and the hit would be legal.
Pause it at point of impact
He’s looking back for the puck and it’s at his stick. His bad.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Canuckel, do you have an HD version you can watch?
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Ok, as long as we’re clear that it’s close and not on his stick. I just want that defined. Unless there’s a photo of it on his stick, he doesn’t touch it. That’s all.
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Yes, interference, and based on the NHL rulebook, Seabrook was not in possession of the puck. And therefore it was illegal. The game isn’t always played that way, but I don’t see why people get angry when referees call that. It WAS interference.
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That's why I never had a problem with the hit Mitchell laid on Toews a couple years ago
It was a legal, just unfortunate play.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Pause it when he makes contact
The puck is past both of them. He got caught looking for a puck. His bad. The only reason it’s a penalty is because he got rocked and the refs were covering their bums.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking for. Never touched. Ergo interference.
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So
When players are fighting for a puck in a corner if neither of them has the puck on their stick one of them should be called for interference?
In hockey it’s always been widely accepted that as long as you are playing the puck you are in possession of the puck.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Widely accepted isn’t the rule. And if you’re going to simplify it that way I could just as easily point out that players moving are treated very differently when it comes to interference.
But I’m arguing the rule.
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well it was a big hit
in a traditional “big hit zone.” Plus he likely anticipated that Seabrook would get the puck and so tried to time his hit to knock him off it (like the Mitchell/Toews hit last year). The puck escaped Seabrook and Torres ended up hitting Seabrook instead.
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There is no "rule" because they never defined it
and behind the net is the least vulnerable position on the ice.
I would prefer the NHL really defines the rule in the off season and not punish the result. Because I like that hit.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
sure you do
but again, the NHL is getting hard on these sorts of plays, legitimately or not. We can debate the merits of how the NHL is handling it all night. But these sorts of big hits where the player isn’t facing the hitter are getting penalized with greater frequency and severity, also partly based on the effects. Again, rightly or wrongly, it’s happening. So would you be ok with Torres being sent off for 5 minutes (with no ending the PP if they score) and “be in the right” in a crucial game like this? Bad enough he got 2 and they scored.
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by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
but again, you aren’t understanding. It doesn’t just matter what the rules say (which prohibit blind side hits to the head, charging and interference), ultimately it matters what the Refs do, and it seems they are way more sensitive about these sorts of plays.
Even if the chance of getting a 5 minute major in a key game is 25%, is it worth the risk in a game which you are leading by a goal with recent momentum building?
So an official blows a call. Torres should never have been penalized. Great. But the Hawks score twice, get the lead and seize momentum in the game and series. Then what? We sit here and bitch about the refs? Is that OK with you?
Torres needs to be smarter in these situations. He’s more likely these days to get a penalty because the refs are afraid to not be seen as going easy on head shots and blindside hits given the climate and so he needs to factor that into his thinking. Otherwise, he risks putting the team, justifiably or not, in a bad position.
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hey, you took this from my comment on SCH, didnt you?
give me my credit!
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it's all good
its all fair use
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I made a pact with myself
recently to not get into long debates anymore. So I won’t say much other than this. I think that is a hockey play every day of the week. Don’t go behind the net unless you are ready to get hit. Keep your head up. If they take that hit out of hockey I am walking away from the sport. Didn’t jump and didn’t elbow. Interference? Sure. But that is it in my opinion.
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by Section 312 on Apr 17, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
Said I am done on this point in the game thread, but you summed it up pretty well.
I understand where others are coming from with the new rules, but, like Duthie said on TSN just a bit ago, “we took 15 minutes and went frame by frame”.
We have a “talking point” until Tuesday though!
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I’m not going to debate whether the Torres hit was dirty or not (in my opinion he could have let up – so dirty, but not suspendable), but my question is this:
If Torres laid out one of the Hawk’s best player, why was he able to gingerly skate to the penalty box after the hit. There was a scrum, but that happens to any other team and Torres would be squaring off with someone first.
Hawks look like they’re defeated, no heart. Something that was evident when they had to wait for the Stars to lose just to make it into the playoffs. I’ll make a bold prediction and say they finish the series in Chicago in 4 games.
you are right
I’m surprised. Maybe Scott should have left the bench to fight him? hahaha negating the PP :P
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the lack of response has been an issue all season
even when Crawford or Turco would get bumped or something after a whistle, there would usually be a minimal response from the team on the ice. Not saying there should be a fight every time, but a scrum wouldn’t hurt. Even Pat Foley and Edzo have brought it up on-air a few times. So its not really unique to this season.
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by LanceFister3 on Apr 17, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Some things that need to be said:
1: SUCK IT HATERS!
2: Remember BlacKawks fans when u got all up in our grills about Luongo being near tears after losing the series? How about Kane after losing 3 games? If that doesn’t say it, all, I dunno what does…that douchebag has given up. You’re done
3: Geez, Torres, wtf?
4: WE WON!
5: SUCK IT HATERS!
6: Kane crying post game bears repeating over and over, possibly gif worthy too
7: Watching boston lose to montreal last night, the bench looked like ‘aww shit, we lost. Must be better!’. Watching the hawk’s bench at our game two, they looked beaten. Tonight they looked done even worse. This series is over if body language is correct.
8: One more time cuz it’s such a thing of beauty after all the ‘crybaby luongo’ comments from hawks fans the past 2 years: Kane…tears…done.
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Kane's blubbering was pathetic
Somebody should have handed him 20 cents to make him feel better.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
looked like it to me
kept wiping his ass too. I mean eyes. Ass, eyes, hard to tell them apart on that douchebag.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 17, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn’t crying. He had dust in his eyes from the broom sweeping…………….
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
+1
win!
But he was crying. Little punkass bitch. What’s the over/under on days til a cabby gets punched over a quarter?
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 17, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
the funny part about that to me was:
Reporter: “So Luongo seemed to have the better of your crybaby punkass bitch face tonite…”
Kane: crack neck, wipe tears, look away “actually I just missed”
Me: LMAO!
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 17, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I am quicker to call for suspensions than some here, but I just don’t see it with the Torres hit.
Was it a headshot? Sure didn’t look like it to me. “Primary” contact could mean first contact, or main contact. He didn’t hit the head first (I would agree with concurrently) and the main point was clearly body. Elbow was in and no jump.
Blindside? I will admit that this depends on the interpretation of the term. blindside to me has to do with body orientation, not head orientation. If you aren’t looking and get corked right in the chest, that’s not the blindside, and that’s what happened here. If the NHL is going to say that it is all about where you are looking, well, then this is a blindside hit and I would expect all skaters to look directly at their feet whenever they are skating to expand their blindsides and protect themselves from being hit.
In the end, I think the refs called it exactly right. 2 for interference, because that was at least defensible, and it avoided there being no call at all. Raffi’s mistake was forcing the refs to make a decision, and for that we can/should be after him. Will he be suspended? I wouldn’t bet against it, but I don’t think he should be.
How is the point of contact different than his hit on Eberle?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted no suspension on the Eberle hit as well. But I’m trying to grasp all the damned headshot rules and “grey areas” this time around.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats the problem
and personally I like the hit. Seabrook needs to keep his head up.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the picture Zandberg showed in the game thread, Torres catches him right in the face
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Torres gets 2 game suspension and a very harsh warning from the league. But that’s just my take… look at how shitty my team predictions are doing.
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I argued the opposite side of all of this before, but quickly: primary could mean main point of contact, or most affected. In both cases, I think the head is clearly primary. And the rule defines it as “lateral or blindside,” lateral probably referring to body position (from the side) and blindside having to do with field of view.
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Holy shit
That’s a lot to think about for a guy that just wants to check another guy.
Raffi should have consulted with a lawyer just prior to making the hit.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, hey?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny, but that was defining the rules, lets not play obtuse.
But anyway avoid hits to the head on guys who aren’t looking or who don’t have the puck and you’ll be OK.
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It’s not that simple
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not? Why couldn’t Torres have played that dangerous situation differently, or why can we say that he shouldn’t have to?
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Because it's hockey
and part of hockey is punishing a guy with his head down so he will second guess making the perfect play.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless the NHL says otherwise, which they have. And Torres did it again.
Once again, not arguing that the NHL is right or that this is the direction the game should take.
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They haven't tho
Re-read what Bob says above. Especially the top one and the “north/south” one.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The NHL’s suspension of this type of play is where they have. I agree it needs to be better defined, and the “DVD” stuff needs to be in the rulebook if they expect players to take it seriously.
But Torres should interpret and know.
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But anyway avoid hits to the head on guys who aren’t looking or who don’t have the puck and you’ll be OK.
Possession of the puck? Or have made contact with the puck?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If we’re arguing the interference half of the equation, you have possession once you’ve touched it. One and the same there. So, have made contact with the stick, lets say.
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Again that's not the rule
He’s playing the puck thats right there. That’s possession. Just like you can finish a check because player doesn’t need the puck to be in play.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Possession of the Puck: The last player to touch the puck, other than the goalkeeper, shall be considered the player in possession. The player deemed in possession of the puck may be checked legally, provided the check is rendered immediately following his loss of possession.
From the Interference page.
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Well in all my years of watching and playing hockey
Thats hit was not only legal but encouraged and I like it. I had to slow it down and pause it just to make sure it didn’t touch his stick. Close enough for me. Would you rather have a game where the D man can have his head down and then make the pretty pass up ice with no forecheck besides sticks in the lane?
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather have a game where the D-man can pass behind the net without receiving possibly a career ending hit, and where, if such a hit does occur, the repeat offender be penalized and suspended. You added a hell of a lot of stuff after that that isn’t directly related, but makes your point seem stronger.
But that’s me. I’m only arguing on behalf of the NHL’s rulebook and against Raffi Torres, who is a fucktard, imo.
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Sorry but careers are going to end
Players are going to get hurt.
I think Raffi Torres is finishing a check he should always finish.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not obtuse
I’m well within my healthy weight range.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think you’re pretty acute.
No homo.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
You're defining your interpertation of the rule
Based on a few samples of what you’ve seen.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And Torres has no interpretation of the rule based on what he’s done. If he had a similar logical interpretation based on the hits around the league and his own actions, his team wouldn’t be down a man and he wouldn’t be facing another suspension.
Who said otherwise?
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But the problem is
The rule keeps being redefined based on how badly someone gets hurt. Don’t forget in October this wasn’t even considered. This is the result of a poorly defined rule and reactionary suspensions.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps.
Doesn’t make what Torres did right, since he’s been through it and seen it happen. It filled the admittedly limited criteria the NHL provides. Could’ve made a much smarter play.
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It didn't though
Just like Bob Mac says. Thats just your reaction.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it did fill a lot of the criteria, and if you read what McKenzie says in order, he states his view. He then argues to the contrary because, frankly, he’s a great writer with an understanding of what it means to argue well. It’s all there if you’d like to read it.
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Uh no he didn't
He starts by saying what his initial reaction was then goes on to explain why he changed his mind. Ending with “Remember, in the NHL, there are circumstances where a shoulder hitting a vulnerable or unsuspecting player in the head are entirely legal”. A nice way to sum up the whole thought.
Its all there if you’d like to read it.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
“That’s my view. BUT…”
The sign of someone arguing the opposition for the sake of it, because he has knowledge not everyone does. Very clear, very common in a lot of academic papers (though the character count is much higher.)
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Or the sign of someone who has a thought to continue
Don’t hide behind academic knowledge to try and make me feel less or you more intelligent. This is a hockey commentator on twitter we’re talking about, not a guy writing an academic paper. You can’t assume you know why he wrote what he wrote.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps, but I’m not an academic. Just someone who reads that sort of thing for his own interest. But the way he phrased it, as the best hockey analyst on the planet, leaves, in my opinion, no doubt as to what he was doing. I’m fine to leave it at that.
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Cool
I just realized that you’re getting piled on a bit here too and it should be said that the whole point is it’s a grey area so you’re as right as anyone.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The NHL league of unjustice
is going to do what it wants anyway no matter what the rules say
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Just so you know, I don’t feel like I’m being piled on. Really only you and Smo did the hard work to argue your points, and I’m a big boy who can take it. So no hard feelings. That troll on the other hand… hurt me. :(
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Like Seabrook
You’ll bounce back up in no time.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Self-portrait.
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Thanks,Shifty
Even though we don’t agree, there’s no reason we can’t get along. I never take things personal on here.
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lateral is a sideways motion. this was not in a sideways motion, or at least, not significantly. this was heading toward each other.
I didn’t say it was lateral. I defined lateral, and said lateral OR blindside. I believe it was a blindside.
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That’s generally how it’s been penalized, from what I’ve seen. Taking advantage of the fact that a player isn’t aware of the danger, and then hitting him in the head. Again, I can only take my definition of the word.
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after reading all your bullshit
I have come to the conclusion that I would love to watch you get blindsided behind the net.
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Exactly my intent.
I think you’re an idiot.
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C'mon guys
No need to get all personal. The Canucks just won game 3 against the Blackhawks and we’re talking about a rule no one can define.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Too harsh? Trolling out of the woodwork the way you did and wishing violence on someone you don’t know was extremely rude in my opinion. And the only type of person who would do that, in my opinion, is an idiot.
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Thank you, that is very kind of you to say.
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I didn’t mean the comment below for thegreek as any slight to you Shifty. Just that, for the most part none of us really know each other. We just create full people based on a small sample, getting mad and hurtful on a personal level isn’t worth it. Unless we’re talking about Section cause we all have a pretty clear picture what a jerk he is ;)
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
I don’t see you as a troll and I get that you’re getting fired up about the topic. God knows I do but we are all fond of our opinions. Don’t let yourself get worked up about a person you’ve created based on a bunch of comments.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're right
Canucks are up 3-0, all is good.
I wish ShiftySC a good night as well, just rattling you cage a little, no real harm intended.
Ryan Kesler for MVP
In that case, I like lamb.
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by ShiftySC on Apr 18, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well said and
i fully agree that the refs made the right call on the ice. No suspension.
One thing that no one brings up in all this...
suspension or not, that was a suicide pass by whoever sent the puck to Seabrook. I don’t know if that’s anything they take a look at, or if it even matters, but that’s what I thought when I saw that hit. He got hung out to dry
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I would suspend Raffi Torres for 25 games. Way worse than anything Matt Cooke did this season.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And that brings up a much more important situation next season
When will the U.N. finally do something about Matt Cooke?
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Let the ICC
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
was his previous post
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 17, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
well i'm out
so awesome…what a win. But now the alcohol is wearing off and i realize I need to be at the office for a conference call at 6 AM, so…laters
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Happy happy happy
That is all.
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Exactly
Fuck this legalese over a body check.
We won, Kane cried, Vince Vaughn went home pissed.
It’s all good.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Zandberg
You have a DM on Twitter, Sir
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But I guess I have to do something relevant first.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. It’s so rare some team comes all the way back from the 3-0 deficit. I bet he “doesn’t notice” you respond to him when/if the Canucks close the series. He’ll have a reason, but we’ll all know.
Also it’s cool he responded to you, good job, celebrity twitters, to stay relevant.
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I guess
celebrity is a relative term…
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hahah, I’d wait until the Canucks actually won before saying anything. Because you never know.
Fleury made a good point about the top team coasting, and the number 8 team getting a lot of confidence from clinching (despite being a douche about it).
The thing about the hawks is they failed to make it into the playoffs, and some how fell in ass backwards. Not exactly a team striding forth with confidence .
Seems like Gary Bettman has lost control of the NHL
Nobody actually knows the rules.
Is this fucker ever leaving or was he appointed for life?
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Twin Terror, I deleted the Gary Glitter comment. We shouldn’t go there.
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Whatever you feel is best.
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by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
si
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Should be a 20 cent deduction, no?
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
shouldn't it be higher than 20 cents?
I mean what about inflation?
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
No, they kept it at twenty cents because Kane showed remorse for his actions:
by splnwezel on Apr 17, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ahahaha
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
and I thank you
for mah new wallpaper :)
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so apparently
Scott blames his penalty on Lapierre diving. Can someone please tell me how you “dive” on an interference call?
"I didn’t even see him," Scott said of Maxim Lapierre. "He just went down and sold it pretty good. He’s got to call it. He’s known for diving and embellishing stuff. I think it was a bad call but he has to call it."
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Those are impressive and complete sentences
For an ape.
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
John Scott may be an abomination on the ice
but he does have a mechanical engineering degree.
by transienthawk on Apr 18, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I was wondering about that when checking his career stats.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
To be totally fair
He didn’t seem like he did it on purpose. At the time I said “there’s a penalty for being big”. Haha
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ehrhoff penalty that the Hawks scored on was weak too. Tit for tat, get over it.
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 17, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That penalty
was horseshit
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Scott making excuses for his hockey skills being pure fucking shit, GOLD.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
"finishing off the hawks"
That should be a euphemism for something.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god I'm scared
i just saw on the right of my screen that Section has joined the conversation. I don’t have the energy to scroll up tonight.
He made a wiser choice than both of us.
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by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My sister thought that the Hamhuis hit on Krueger
was worse.
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Exactly
Nobody has said boo about that. Or about Hjalmarsson’s hit. Or Oreskovich’s.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
And there was a zebra with full sight of play
no call there.
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by eightyseven on Apr 17, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember the hit on Krueger being a big one
Who did Hjalmarsson hit? or Oresskovich?
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
I'm old
I don’t even remember. :(
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
I only remember the one on Krueger
because I thought damn that had to hurt
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
But Hammer wasn’t behind the net and it wasn’t a headshot
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
but I still remember it :p
I’m not a total Hawks homer. I try to call it like I see it.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Sensatinal
when you can look back after the emotions and say that there were worse hits that didn’t elicit penalties, let alone calls for suspension and vitriol.
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by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
You know
what’s funny? As vancitydan pointed out on his thread, Oreskovich wasn’t even credited with a hit tonight, yet he was assessed a charging penalty. Unbelievable.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Perspective
is great.
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by eightyseven on Apr 17, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the hit stats are ridiculous
when Hjalmarsson got suspended for his hit at the beginning of the year he wasn’t credited with a hit in that game either
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
I bet they take them away when its a penalty.
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but isn't it a bit oxymoronic
to get suspended for what is deemed a bad hit and not get credit for a hit?
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Yep
I think, maybe, the thinking is that hitting is a positive stat, in things like arbitration, and they don’t want to give you one when its deemed illegal.
Just my theory though.
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It just goes to show you
It’s all optics.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
HAMMER TIME!
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i’ma give the kid the benefit of the doubt and assume he was losing his footing, as opposed to ducking, but that is a brutal way to receive a hit.
by Passive Voice on Apr 18, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
no he’s ducking
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Is there anything stupider
than trying to duck a check in the NHL? Great way to get lit up. Stand up. Jump a little. Absorb the hit and move on. They have shoulder pads for a couple of reasons. One of them is to absorb hits along the boards. So use them right?
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by Section 312 on Apr 18, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It's an awesome hit, and he looked like a ragdoll
But in the kid’s defense, he’s 20, less than 175 lbs, and JUST came over from the SEL.
I’m hoping he’ll learn that trying to duck is more dangerous than just taking it standing up despite being small, though.
by transienthawk on Apr 18, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I am sure he will
if he makes that mistake again anytime soon I would be surprised.
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by Section 312 on Apr 18, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I was reading someone (Maybe you section) saying that the Sedins knock on wood don’t get hurt as much because they know how to receive hits. They absorb stand up, take it and absorb it, rather than try and dodge it or turn away from it. More players need to learn this.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing wrong with that one
Agree with Section’s analysis
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I have two things to say
#1: Anyone at SCH still think Kaner and Co. are in Luie’s head? Go fuck yourself Patty.
#2: Kes is taking the Tazer line unless Im mistaken. Regardless, if he’s not taking the Tazer line he’s taking the Hawks best line. Is this indicative of the trend moving forward? Kes taking the hard assignments? If so then what the fuck is the point of MayRay on the third line? I thought the 3rd line was supposed to be the shutdown line? If they’re not handling the tough defensive zone faceoffs and the toughest defensive assignments then what are they doing?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:49 AM PDT reply actions
For tonight
Sedins played Toews.
MayRay was substituting CoHo because Torres and Samuelsson were back for the game.
Will MayRay/CoHo or whatever jumbled mess the third line is by game time or according to the tea leaves in AV's cup
draw the tough assignments? I only say this because I want Kes to be freed up and not have to shut down the opposition’s best, in this series and in the future. In this series its not that important to me but as we get into later rounds (second round, WCF), we’re going to be facing teams like SJ and DET who actually have depth, and not having a defensively sound third line won’t cut it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Kes lost that chance
The minute manny went down.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 8:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Man I’d be scared shitless of a gameplan involving Mayray vs toughs. He just doesn’t have the track record. It has to be Kesler against the best; he’s done it before and killed it, and he’ll have to do it again if Vancouver’s gonna go as far as we all hope.
As for what the third line should be doing, it’s hopefully low-event minute killing. If they can get the puck into SJ’s end against Pavelski-Wellwood-Setoguchi, for example, and get Niemi to take a whistle, that’d be a success in my eyes.
by Passive Voice on Apr 18, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So it's been a week since the end of the regular season
and knowing that Chicago would be our first round opponent. If you would’ve told me a week later the Canucks would be 1 game away from sweeping the defending Stanley Cup champs, I would not have believed you. I can’t believe how this series has gone so far. It just adds to my belief that everything comes full circle. It’s hard not to get ahead of yourself but I can’t even think past Game 4 and the boys should be the same. As Kes ALWAYS says, “one game at a time…”
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Everyone at SCH
is so incredibly butthurt. You’d think we were a team of Bobby fucking Clarkes the way they described us.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 1:34 AM PDT reply actions
I don't blame them
Going into the series, it was easy to think of the Canucks as opponents they could ultimately overcome, especially given the first half of the season. “Oh yeah, we still own them.”
I’m glad we had last year. Puts things into perspective for me.
Honestly
Last year I could see CHI was the better team. And while I was pissed with the melt down, I knew at the end of that series, that CHI was the better team and thus they won. But fuck…. its like we’ve been two-hand slashing their players in the fucking sternum for 3 games straight and we should all burn in hell for beating them.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe you were an intelligent enough to see your team was actually not nearly as good as their opponents
…but I wasn’t. :)
meh
to each their own I guess. Glad we’re on this side now.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Just have to say
That I find it incredibly rich for everyone to be calling the Canucks dirty and cheap when A) that’s exactly how the Hawks played us last year and B) The Hawks chirp injured players from the bench. Maybe look into a mirror.
And if anyone from SCH is reading this, and wants to say I’m a chickenshit for talking about your posters over here – I’m not going to go to your site, because the vitriol pouring forth over there is disgusting
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I recall a poster saying he was taking notes of comments in our GDT
for future reference.
I don’t know, there were a lot more discomforting comments there last night. So many!
So much hatred and blatant requests for the infliction of pain and retribution on our players, even death. I hope nobody here goes for the lowblow like that. At the end of the day, it’s just a game.
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Keep in mind it isn't everyone
and I do see alot of Hawk hate over here too. Someone up above even wanting us to commit suicide. Emotions are high and you know how SCH gets. It’s not an excuse, it’s the truth. Many people have said they like NM they just hate the team. You guys are welcome any time and please don’t take what is being said personally. I try not to do it when I read what is said here too.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
There may be moments here too
but I think it’s the huge traffic of people on your GDTs that were saying all this that just made me really uncomfortable. It was quite overwhelming.
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I can understand that
Just please try not to take it personally. It’s not everyone who feels that way.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Of course not.
But I was in the exact same boat two years straight and I never (I sure as hell hope) said anything near what was uttered there.
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I doubt that you did 87
I can’t recall anything negative you have ever said over there.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Meh, thank heavens for BOTD.
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There is nasty stuff said everywhere is there not? I think we are guilty of it too. If we were down 3-0 right now I’d imagine we wouldn’t be much better than what is seen at SCH. There’s no point getting on a NM pedestal, to put it bluntly. Every fan base has it’s moments of anger and glee. Now it’s Chicago’s turn to be bitter and angry and to point fingers. They’ll settle down later on. On the 9th green perhaps.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
reply fail. That was directed at anyone who is pointing fingers at SCH
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I got the message
Sean
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
did you do something? I’m speaking in general, not singling anyone out individually but as a group.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I got on a pedestal
I shouldn’t have.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
VOR
…who knew? ;)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hating the team
In the way that a lot of people are is still taking indirect shots at us for supporting them though. I understand people are upset, but it’s pretty out of control. I haven’t even gone there today and I don’t think I really want to.
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Everybody hates a winner
Welcome to the joys of winning. It’s easy for them to be all chummy when they’re kicking the crap out of us two years in a row. Take the negative stuff as a compliment to the team and move on. Remember the stuff that was said about the hawks last year? They’re whining and making idiotic points just like we were. When the captain of the team sets tvat poor sport example, what can you expect from fans. It’s hard to watch your team get smashed.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 8:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Cooler heads will eventually prevail
It does get out of control. I know exactly what you mean and on the days I don’t like what I read here I just stay away too.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
Well
the genius that wants u all to commit suicide is hardly indicative of the NM Community, and frankly if we got too many people here with that kinda outlook I think you’d see alot of the regs just disappear. I don’t know if it’s just a young kid who doesn’t realize that some things are just not cool, or if it’s a genuine douchebag, but I was pissed off by that comment.
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What this guy said. There’s a reason I don’t spend as much time in the comments here during the playoffs.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 18, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I know
I was just pointing out there are hotheads on both sides and things are said that not all in the community think. Most of you know that SCH is a very volatile place this year and after losses it’s even worse. Even CC said he likes to read over there for the schadenfreude.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
I think CC
Was just looking for an excuse to use schadenfreude ;)
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
he does like that word
I had to look up how to spell it so the grammar police wouldn’t come get me.
There's always hope, and no matter what you can't take 2010 away from me.
This man
knows what Im talking about.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
You're right
I retract that comment and apologize to the board.
I’m sorry to have upset people here, it was not my intention.
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 18, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
props
for taking ownership…didn’t even realize it was you, just remember seeing the comment and going ballistic in my head. Someone else had posted exactly what went thru my mind, so i moved on.
:)
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 18, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
you’re a good man
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
That was me.
And I’ll apologize for it.
Frustration was running thick.
And it wasn’t so much about the regular individuals that come over to comment. More about the ones who come specifically to rub our faces in it. I also only said that I would be unapologetically rude, not punch someone’s firstborn child or anything.
Either way, I’m sorry for the vehement post, and you’re all still welcome (although I don’t blame you for not wanting to be there – chaos is rampant).
by transienthawk on Apr 18, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry about my comment too
I was in a foul mood this morning
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pssh, you had every right to make that post.
No apology needed.
by transienthawk on Apr 18, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for apologising
There are a lot of cool people over at SCH who I like to talk to, but right now, given the state of the series and the prevailing atmosphere, the ones who don’t make me feel very welcome seem to be kinda dominating what is going on over there. I don’t really blame them 100%, I am sure we’d be a little touchy if the roles were reversed. But I just don’t want to get into fights and get drawn into name calling matches.
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I have no idea how I kept m'cool there TBH
but yeah, I think a lot of troller status moments could be avoided with simple tact and timing. :)
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by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
A summary
The nucks are dirty whinging assholes, we should totally retaliate by elbowing them in the back of the head!
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Meh
We only have to deal with it for one more game judging by their players reactions.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 8:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just finished watching the game. And boy does it feel good to be beating them. Had a quick look over at SCH and some of them are about as classy as John Scott
This is one thing I want to stop, right now:
D. Sedin: 3 games, 2 penalties
H. Sedin: 3 games, 2 penalties.
All completely needless and lazy. And again tonight Hank got beat to the puck and out muscled by Kane. I feel like I’m the only one commenting on this, but Hank has been playing extremely lazy in our zone. I know that’s how they tend to play, but they’re going to have to pick that up if we’re going to make it far
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That being said
I think I like AV’s decision to only play them for 35ish seconds. Especially when Kane/Toews/Sharp are out there for at least 90 seconds
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I agree
I saw that in game one and it’s continued. At least now they’re finding a way to put up points but I don’t think they’ve had a great series.
The short shifting was exactly what Chicago did to us last year. Rolling four lines.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 8:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I agree that Hank needs to cut that shit out
Trust me it pisses me off so much when Captain Hank takes lazy penalties like that. Not only does it put is shorthanded, but it sets a terrible example, as a captain, for the rest of the team.
BUT I will give Hank credit for freezing the puck in the last 15 seconds or so of the game with 5 Hawks hacking at him. He prevented a potential tying goal. Gotta give him props for that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
What's Luongo thinking here?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus ref, handcuffs are a little much, don't you think?
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Have you no soul????
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"Man that chick in the front row is
smoking hot. Wait what? Not again Raffi."
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by Section 312 on Apr 18, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope, nevermind
that was Vince Vaughn. Damn perm.
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by eightyseven on Apr 18, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Gingers...
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 18, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
FOR ALL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
THATS A PENALTY
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
HATERS WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
WE WERE 3-0 IN THE SERIES
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Fuck
not this guy again".
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Just wanted to mention
I love vince vaughan’s expression in the pic at the top of this post… good pic pick YC
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A bigger version
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 18, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha!!!!!
That’s hilarious. The guy looks like he hasn’t slept or had a hair cut in a month. Look at him trying to comprehend the glory that is Sedinary.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish Vince Vaughn was a canucks fan
Think they’ll throw us Owen Wilson?
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
If they throw Owen Wilson anywhere it should be off the Fraser Bridge
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
There's joke there about him doing it himself
But it’d be in poor taste to make it. Oops, I guess I still kinda did.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
haha!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He looked rough last night
think he was out on a bender with Kaner the night before the game?
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by Section 312 on Apr 18, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe him and Friedman
Were out together. He was looking rough last night as well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Thats a funny pair
and they both did look rough.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 18, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
DERP
Vince sad.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Fun with Wikipedia.
Someone doesn’t like John Scott, not that I don’t understand that sentiment. And this wasn’t me, I swear. I’m not smart enough to come up with the last sentence under “Playing Career.”
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by TXCanucklehead on Apr 18, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOLOLOL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
AHAHA
holy shit
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only person that is kinda looking forward to seeing a true C at 3LC next game?
(presuming Raffi is suspended, I suppose?)
I kinda liked seeing CoHo centering the flying Raymond & Hansen.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I definitely was. I doubt AV would roll out Hodgson in what may be a blood bath of a game tomorrow. Ditto this Bolland news from Chicago; maybe if this series was tied or 2-1, but staring at elimination you’re going to risk a return when you’ve just been approved for light contact? Yeesh.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 18, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Welll
….if Raffi isn’t suspended, like apparently he isn’t, it’s pretty clear there will be no lineup change anyways.
I’m still not convinced it wouldn’t be a better idea to play Lapierre on L3 with Raymond/Hansen, and have Glass centre L4 with Torres and Oreskovich, but obviously what is working is working so let’s not muck with it.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Im worried
about our third line. I want them to take the tough assignments so Kes is freed up.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 18, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
ok enough of the banana phone...now about ballard
Is he injured? I thought he was injured at one point last night, he took his helmet off and looked a little pained, and did get a pretty light amount of minutes. Injured or sick? Has the team said anything?
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crickets…
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 18, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t recall. He only played 9:00. What possibly could have happened to him? :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Ballard’s had a good series so far, it just feels like he hasn’t contributed anything.
I’d like to see Rome in for some more brawn as it may get rough next game. I know Sean agrees with me. :)
Poutine & Meatballs
He's had a decent series
but I don’t realistically see Alberts or Rome playing better, to be honest.
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/self censors…
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 18, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
heh
hipster…
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 18, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
lol...anaheim douches
And here we thought Patrick Kane was the only crybaby this playoffs…
http://ducks.ocregister.com/2011/04/18/ducks-gm-on-predators-we-have-to-start-diving/63987/
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WOW
Just wow. Thats a full on rant there.
Always like when someone uses the “against my religion” line.
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What if they’re right? Hey we might get Nashville next. Then we’ll see
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I fucking hate divers. I hate it when the Canucks do it too. Be a fucking man for god’s sakes
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 18, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
We’ll see what?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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