Canucks At Blackhawks Game 3 Preview: The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 16, 2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Print| CANUCKS |
CHICKENHAWKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Sun. 5:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, RDS |
| Series | 2-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-3 Canucks |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 2-1-3 Ben Smith: 2-0-2 |
| Canucks |
Category | Hawks |
| Won 2 |
Streak | Lost 2 |
| 2-0 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
0-0 |
| +3 |
Goals For / Against +/- | -3 |
| 3.0 (3) |
Goals Per Game | 1.5 (12) |
| 1.5 (5) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.0 (14) |
| 1.67 (5) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 0.60 (8) |
| 25.0 (6) |
Power Play % |
0 |
| 100 |
Penalty Kill % |
75.0 (11) |
| 30.0 (9) |
Shots Per Game | 29.0 (10) |
| 29.0 (7) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.0 (8) |
| 100 |
Winning % When Scoring First | 0 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 0 |
| 0 |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 0 |
| 100 |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 0 |
| 92 (1) |
Hits | 61 (8) |
| 21 (11) |
Blocked Shots |
30 (7) |
| 46.3 (15) |
Faceoffs % | 53.7 (3) |
| 6.0 |
PIM's Per Game Average |
6.0 |
| NHL.com |
The Canucks will have to play better in Game 3 than they did in Game 2 in order to take a stranglehold on the series. (Isn't it exciting that we are already talking stranglehold possibility?) While the forwards did an excellent job continually pushing after the Hawks would make it a 1-goal game and getting their 2 goal leads back in the face of adversity there were bad habits from Luongo and the defence in front of him that are unacceptable.
The Canucks now enter the Mad House on Madison where the Hawks are going to push even harder to avoid a 3-0 series deficit. When are their top players going to get on the scoresheet? 1 assist combined from Toews, Hossa, Kane, Sharp in this series is shocking. The Canucks would like to keep it that way. No need to get those guys rolling. The checking on those guys has been superb. They are getting smothered and smoked in this series. However, we now know who Ben Smith is.
The Canucks were the top NHL team at home AND on the road this season. Let's see if they can become road warriors in the playoffs.
The refs are really letting these 2 teams play. I am shocked at how few penalties have been called. Then I watch any other series and it's the opposite. Of course, the last thing I want to see here is a bunch of penalties. The 5 on 5 battle is most excellent.
LINKS
- Torres draws in, coach not sure about Samuelsson though (The Province)
- Frustration mounting over the futility of the Hawks' top line (Chicago Tribune)
- Kesler scoring less but loving shutting down the Hawks' top players (TSN)
- The Green Men exposed (Vancouver Sun)
- Kane no longer able to play with the Blackhawks.... (Onion Sports Network) h/t patrick e
FORWARD LINES
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alex Burrows
Chris Higgins-Ryan Kesler-Mikael Samuelsson
Raffi Torres-Mason Raymond-Jannik Hansen
Tanner Glass-Maxim Lapierre-Victor Oreskovich
BLACKHAWKS
Patrick Sharp-Jonathan Toews-Mary Hossa
Ben Smith-Michael Frolik-Patrick Kane
Viktor Stalberg-Jake Dowell-Troy Brouwer
John Scott-Balls-Tomas Kopecky(?) Fernando Pisani
STARTING GOALTENDERS
Roberto Luongo
#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks
6-3
217
Apr 04, 1979
Profile: Ass-kicker, destroyer of dreams, Hawk-hater
Corey Crawford
#50 / Goalie / Chicago Blackhawks
6-2
200
Dec 31, 1984
Profile: Playoff virgin, virgin, fear of Orcas
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 4 games
-Ryan Kesler: 4 goals and 2 assist in his last 4
-Jannik Hansen: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4. A hero emerges!
COLD
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal in his last 27.
-Sami Salo: 1 assist in his last 15 games
-Mason Raymond: 0 points in his last 3.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 25. Go away. GONE
BLACKHAWKS
HOT
-Patrick Kane: 4 assists in his last 4 games.
-Ben Smith: 2 goals in game 2.
COLD
-Jake Dowell: 1 assist in his last 16
-Tomas Kopecky: 1 goal in his last 10.
-Johnathan Toews: 1 goal in his last 9. It's still just a matter of time..right?
-Chris Campoli: 1 assist in his last 7.
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-F Mikael Samuelsson: illness (questionable for Game 3). I hope it's not actually his hip flexor problem
BLACKHAWKS
-D Jordan Hendry: left knee surgery
-F David Bolland: concussion (Still feeling effects=not good news for ChiTown-doubtful for Game 3)
-F Tomas Kopecky: upper body, (doubtful for Game 3)
-F Bryan Bickell: wrist, to be evaluated Sunday
VIDEO
Highlights from Game 2
The Alex Edler hit on Kane has not found it's way onto YouTube but if you watch the beginning of this clip:
BAWANGO!! Is that the first time a Canuck has destroyed him lack that? Lovely. Kane was timid for quite a while afterwards. Any time he sees Edler coming now you know he'll cower.
your day has finally come -
so wear the hat and do the dance
and let the suit keep wearing you.
this year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it -
It's the gentle art of making enemiesFAITH NO MORE- Gentle Art Of Making Enemies:
Canucks watch intently as Chicago's playoff hopes go up in smoke. Just kidding, it's only 2 games in. But here's hoping!
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3-1 Canucks.
Daniel Sedin w/ GWG
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
GO CANUCKS GO!!!!!!!!!
WAHOOOOOOO STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!! CANUCKS HOCKEY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 16, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Those are amazing pictures
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not sure
I’m ready for another heart in my throat affair. Gonna have to get more alcohol for this game to deal.
3-2 Nucks in OT
Torres delivers a shit kicking to the Hawks with the gamewinner, after he was shitkicked himself by bad food possibly given to him by a Chicago supporter.
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
a tainted chicago dog?
probably given to him by Vince Vaughn. You shouldn’t have let the charm fool you Raffi!
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Salmon Kings Update
TheSalmonKings Salmon Kings
Tommy Maxwell nets lone goal of the 3rd and Victoria wins 4-2! 2-0 series lead heading home! Game 3 goes Wednesday, tickets as low as $5!
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
4-2 Art Ross Sedin
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
4-2 Nucks, Higgins
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
4-2 Nooks.
Dank Ross.
Working tomorrow. Gonna miss the first half of the game. Tabernacle!
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat and resident doucherocket.
luuuuuu stands on his head this game.. 4-1 Nucks
with the gwg going to erhoff.. i guess him every time… its only a matter of time
by Tomi Rosenthal on Apr 16, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
Love the cigar-smokin' Orca
Slightly different angle on the Game 2 pop-up
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Apr 16, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
4-3 Hawks
Smith FTW
I’m going to get one yet.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
4-1 Hawks
What? You think the defending champs are just going to roll over and die? Toews snaps out of it.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
I do think they’ll roll over and die.
DIE!
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 17, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Hawks
Hossa
Then Van rolls over them in 5 :)
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
I like part one
part two…not so much
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Remember a bet? ;)
Papa Bet Breaker!
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 16, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was only for the regular season was it not?
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
HORRENDOUS NUMBSKULLERY
boo
boo
hiss
hiss
by Beantown Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha, and from fearless leader too, no less!
though I’m with stacie on part 2. ;)
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 17, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Nucks in OT
Burrows GWG.
"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny
3-1 Canucks, Hansen (who else?)
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
"Don't bury me cuz I', not dead yet, why don't you tell me about the mystery dance..," - Elvis Costello
i’ll tell you about the mystery dance. It will begin with the fissures of worry developing among the Canuck faithful as you all struggle to go to sleep after the beatdown the hawks are about ot administer tonight. (5-2 Hawks – mullet head 1 goal 2 helpers – gauranteed.)
You underestimate this hawk team if you think this series is over. If nothing else, this team has exhibited a resilience that has left the naysayers scrambling for cover all season long. This series has all the making of a made for TV special where the good guys eventually prevail. The pure of heart always triumphs in Hollywood.
Look, you eked out a shaky win on Friday that had all of you chewing your finger nails. The bounces and homer reffing is bound to even out. Watch the Canucks go into a defensive shell tonight, parking the herd of grazing caribou in front of Lu. hopefully they’ll be able to chew on one of his rebounds before one of the true hero’s on the Hawks ponce on it like a hawk on a defensive field mouse.
When the Hawks stun the hockey world and take this series in 6 games, i have a few suggestions for the depressed green and blue fans;
1. Go to Victoria and have afternoon tea at the Empress hotel – a smashing good time.
2. take a stroll through Butchart gardens – with a heavy concentration on the japanese section where you can once again find your true inner peace.
3. Take a ferry over to Port Angles and get lost in the Olympic Mountains for a month.
4. Take a fishing excursion into the Johnstone Straight from Quadra Island – take a break and play a game of chess on their giant chess board.
5. take a camping trip along the East Coast of Vancouver island.
6. Make sure you pay a visit to Strathcona Provincial Park – it’s a jewel. Jump in the pool of shockingly cold water by the second water fall .
7. Play a round of golf at Furry Creek, by the time you get to the 17th hole you’ll have forgotten one of the greatest collapses in hockey history.
8. start chanting the infamous Chicago Cub mantra, “Wait until next year.”
9. Hum Gordon Lightfoot songs –
“In the early morning rain
witha dollar in my hand
and an aching in my heart
and my pockets full of sand..”
10. try to get tickets for the stanley cup Finals in the Windy City – a great place to visit if you don’t have to pay to park your car.
Hit em straight.
a delusional Hawk fan – “never let the facts get in the way of hope.”
The pure of heart always triumphs in Hollywood.
Not so much in the real world ;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
actually true
the bad guys beat us in 2009 and 2010, and the good guys will prevail this time :P
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Look, you eked out a shaky win on Friday that had all of you chewing your finger nails.
You’re projecting. The Canucks haven’t been behind at all in this series. We have the fire-power to handle a couple of missed assignments, and that’s exactly what we saw in game 2.
I don’t think there is a single person on NM who will be at all concerned until the Hawks win their third game of the series: the Canucks are not going to go 16-0 in the playoffs (no matter how awesome a movie that would make).
by CarolinaCanuck on Apr 17, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The funniest part
is the belief here that the Hawks will win the next 4 straight. We haven’t lost that number of games in a row since January, when our defence took on that major injury bug. With a full D core? Not bloody likely!
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
ummmmmmm
read everything he wrote guys
a delusional Hawk fan – "never let the facts get in the way of hope."
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
I read that
Doesn’t mean I can’t rip it apart anyways. :P
"This could be the year,this could be the moment
You've been waiting your whole life, to show the world the cards you're holding, It's One life, One dream, One spark, It's one chance, One move, One shot
It's on you, be cool....Believe"
The Canucks must be stopped
So you admit we’ll at least win three games? Your almost as delusional as I am.
I can see you winning two at least
I think the series is going to be 4-5 games based on the first two, but this is playoffs and anything can happen. It’s why its so fucking exciting!
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
dude, are you FROM vancouver island, or did you just google those first 6?
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Beautiful British Columbia
my inlaws live in Port Angeles, Wa. We’ve vacationed in The Northwest the last 14 years or so. Absolutely love it. Every suggestion I made to help mollify your depression, I’ve actually done. i could add mountain biking in Whistler or kayaking in the Orcas Islands, but i think i’ve already given enough suggestions. one of the best trips was when we camped at different spots all the way to the northern tip of Vancouver Island and took a sailboat for a day down the johnstone staight. We actually had abunch Orcas swim 10 feet from the boat.
Spriteoice brings up a good point, but this will be the 1980 Miracle on Ice, part two. Yes, i did say it would take a miracle to beat you. I think the key word mentioned thus far in seires is from Sean Z – smother – it’s an apt description of the way you’ve stopped our top guns. That crap will end tonight.
ah, okay
i figured that might have also been the situation.
yep, the island is beautiful. i was born and raised in Campbell River, now living in Victoria.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
campbell river
Is that the town they have the bath tub boat races? i’m guessing you’ve been to strathcona then – unless your a prissy primadona that hates the outdoors. We’ve been to Victoria many times – it seems so out of place in the Northwest. It seems like your in some English town.
have fun watching the game tonight
Naniamo
has the bathtub races. Victoria has the old people.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Bath tub races?
You white people are crazy.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you
never seen the bathtub races, CC?
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
No
is it commonplace?
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Every year
my friend, every year.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Who you callin' you people??
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Apr 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What do YOU mean
YOU people?
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
no
campbell river is the small mill town with lots of fishing just before strathcona.
the outdoors are lovely, but i don’t get out there much. mainly because it was hard for my parents to take 3 kids camping on a limited budget.
and i am no “prissy primadonna”.
Victoria is definitely gorgeous. definitely has its own personality.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Amen to Missy
not being a prima donna. Rumour has it she took out ALL the UVic bunnies single handedly.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
4-2 Nucks
Hawk Killer/ Bad as Fuck Jannik Hansen with the winner
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
3-2 Canucks
Ryan Kesler with the GWG
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4 - 1 Raymond
Hawks come real hard tonight, but Lu stands on his head.
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 17, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions
Jannik Hansen:
The Great Dane is turning into the Big Dog. Love to see him get another tonight!
4-2 ’Nucks, Torres getting the winner.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
Canucks vs Hawks
Love the people on Twitter talking about how the Nucks fear the “Stanley Cup Champs.”
1) This year’s Hawks aren’t that team any more.
2) Real hard to be terrified of a team you’ve beaten in four straight games.
Hodgson out tonight?
From Botchford on Twitter:
Samuelsson back with kesler. Raymond centring 3rd. Cody odd man out at skate
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 17, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
4-3 nucks burr
burr with the clutch goal to stave off ot. Have the nucks in 5, but next game is the loss, not this one.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
4-3 Canucks
Alex Motherfucking Burrows GWG.
Hawks aren’t just going to roll over and die. Canucks gotta be prepared for a goddamn knifefight.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
fucking
love that guy
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
They better bring a gun then
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
A rocket launcher
even
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd go oldschool
and bring a cannon.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
steal the one from Columbus
no really, please help get rid of it.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
jolly good idea
eightyseven
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Please arrive
in costume.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Passive numbskullery
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Kesler will no longer impregnate your mouth
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
he will. he’ll just be more more angry when he does so.
by Passive Voice on Apr 17, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Chicago
Toews
An isolated island of blue awash in a sea of teal.
Occasionally tweeting Canucks games in spanish using the hashtag #CanucksinSpanish
"They gave me a choice: jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a war going on, I probably would have apologized."
by The Canuck Fan on Apr 17, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
Just checked with littleman and he’s gone for a 5-0 Canucks win and Raymond gwg
by Pompey Canuck on Apr 17, 2011 1:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Little Pompey
has spoken. It will be so.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
Oh please be so!!!
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 17, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HE IS NEVER WRONG
HE IS THE MESSIAH NM HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick
We must sacrifice a Hawk in his honour.
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
You can have Scott
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Home ice was a disadvantage for Chicago last year – and we shut them out there in the regular season.
It’s not going to be an easy game – but I don’t see anything making the difference for them.
pucks going into the net behind Lu
would work just fine for me :)
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
and Kunble ties it up.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
3-2 Canucks, Ehrhoff
It’s time to show the Hawks that Chelsea Dagger means jack all.
4--3 Canucks
Mr. Alex Burrows
GWG
Mr AMFB that is.
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
Always play with HEART: the results will follow.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 17, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Canucks 3-2
Hansen=gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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