Game 2 Review: Canucks 4 Blackhawks 3: Canucks Lead Series 2-0
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 16, 2011 3:07 AM PDT
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PrintNot the greatest game by Luongo. But his mates, especially the top line came to his aid on this one. And so Vancouver shows its depth once again. Daniel Sedin scored 2 goals and 1 assist. Hank and Burrows had 1 assist each.
Alain Vigneault continues to roll his 4 lines seemingly more than normal while Coach Q plays the hell out of Toews-Kane-Hossa, who combined 4 a piddly 1 assist and 4 shots tonight. They are getting checked to hell and I love it.
Sure, Chicago had some push back tonight but not enough to convincingly make a statement that they want to win this series. Time will tell. What does home ice do for the Hawks? The pressure is solely on them to win both home games to go back to Vancouver 2-2. A tall task.
-Toews has 1 goal and no assists in his last 9 games.
-Marian Hossa is a -3 with no points in the first 2 games of the series.
-Patrick Kane has 1 assist, 4 shots and is a +1 with 2 Van hookers and 10 snorts of coke in his arsenal so far. Yay??
-Jannik Hansen..OH MY!!!
-Alexander Edler: A killer! Beauty hit on Kane in period 1. Why isn't it on YouTube?
In all seriousness, the Hawks will push even harder at home. They had better. Luongo wasn't even that sharp tonight and the Canucks still put them away. Kudos to our boys for getting the job done.
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I’ll kill the autoplay Glitter song later in the AM FYI. Until then..relish the moment
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
the best part of this is that next game the canucks get to reach into their duffel and pull out the human bowling ball that is raffi torres. he’s so perfect for this fast, physical series and i would pay a very large sum of money to see him come down the boards to stop kane mid-cycle. and by stop i mean stop his heart from beating.
just imagine what this series would have been with manny winning draws and freeing kesler up for some more offense… miss you man.
Alain Vigneault continues to roll his 4 lines seemingly more than normal
I hadn’t bothered to check the numbers, but it seems to me he’s playing the 3rd and 4th lines a lot more than in the regular season. It’s odd, since I thought he’d do the opposite once the playoffs rolled around… but I like it! The bottom 6 have been very effective.
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
For the statmongers
Corsi & Fenwick
Head to head shift chart
Looking at the Corsi charts, basically every line was excellent, save for the 4th line. More or less every Blackhawk was negative.
i was looking for those and wanted to include them. thanks!
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 16, 2011 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
Where do you get the game #? Or is the next one just 30153?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
Go to the NHL site and check the boxscore
nhl.com/ice/recap.htm?id=2010030152&navid=sb:recap
In bold is the relevant numbers
Thx
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
AARON ROME
gracing us with his offensive prowess.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
And the Hart
What versatility he shows! No one’s been following my hashtag: #RomeiswheretheHartis
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 16, 2011 6:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Gary Glittler?
He’s a sex offender… with a record.
Shame on you NM
8 year olds dude
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JESUS
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 16, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
will save you
maybe
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 16, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus says fuck that
and to pass him a beer.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
EC’s “Pump It Up” is the song.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
by Bobby Canuck on Apr 16, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Vince Neil killed someone driving. Do we ban Motley Crue? Where does it start and end?
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Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a f*cking helicopter?! -Denis Leary
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 16, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I have to reinforce my point? Go cry somewhere else
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 16, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we are missing
A big lebowski reference here?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Nothing is fucked here
Dude
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That must have been awful for you
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 16, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Its a hockey song
Go talk about the real world somewhere else. If the playing of this song was in any way going to hurt children no one would play it, but that’s obviously not the case.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Did The Big Lebowski never make it to Vancouver?
Also, that song blows
Second City Hockey
June 9, 2010
It did.
And, while I agree with the sentiment, in actuality, any royalties from that song, or any the guy gets money for, goes to his victims, I would imagine.
Or did civil cases never make it to Chicago?
;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Nothing is better than scoring a goal, but shutting those guys down has been a lot of fun," Kesler said. "We’re just trying to frustrate those guys." Carry on Ryan 4/16/11
Why don't we focus on hockey?
Is it because your team hasn’t been able to keep up? You’ve been completely outclassed to this point, so you wanna have something else to get up on your soap box about?
I hope Gary Glitter dies a horrible death that somehow involves anal rape and I’m sure most people feel the same, regardless of what team they cheer for. So can we move on now?
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I think
You guys need your joke/sarcasm meters checked out. And some of those comments aren’t really necessary
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
um, dude
it was a joke……
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 17, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It is the norm, isn’t it?
Especially with celeb criminals. Par for the course, especially in the litigious states of america, right?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "Nothing is better than scoring a goal, but shutting those guys down has been a lot of fun," Kesler said. "We’re just trying to frustrate those guys." Carry on Ryan 4/16/11
Exactly
This guys favorite movie is probably Chinatown.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 17, 2011 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Aha!
I knew it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
you tube of Ryan's stomp
better look than the .gif I posted last night
http://youtu.be/ShvZQCxHcd4
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I missed
The chatter last night (cause I was at the game-unbelievable atmosphere!). Any news on Samuelsson?
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 16, 2011 6:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
just the flu
and he should be ready to roll for game 3
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NHLBruins Boston Bruins
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#Bruins have confirmed to media that Chara was hospitalized for dehydration last night. He’s currently being evaluated by med staff.
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What the hell? It must have been food poisoning right?
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
not sure
but the training staff is supposed to be monitoring stuff like this
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It just seems crazy how a professional athlete, much less one of Chara’s stature can become dehydrated to the point of hospitalisation without a proper reason
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
No kidding
That’s a bit worrying
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
douglasflynn Douglas Flynn
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Julien added that he won’t make call on Chara: “I’m certainly not going to be the guy making the final decision. Our medical people are.”
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This is hilarious
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 16, 2011 7:35 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
lol
came over here to post that exact pic… so much awesome
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Oh gosh
so much Photoshop gold.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 16, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The look of people watching monkeys landing in a spaceship.
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 16, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
why has there been no caption contest for this?
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 16, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that Lou looks like he is looking in a different direction is kinda indicative of his night. He’s gonna have a big bounce back night in Chicago. I hope the team starts making him unavailable to the media. He’s not the captain he doesn’t need the bs. Also he needs to stop trying to get in the blackhawks heads with stare downs etc. and just be i their heads cause they can’t score.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved that. Seabrook tried the intimidate thing, and Lui just pushed it right back!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
He’s looking in the same spot. The perspective just makes it look different. He did point it out to his teammates, after all.
And I agree with dan, Lu played the staredown perfectly. No reason for him not to do that.
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by ShiftySC on Apr 16, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed 100%
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 16, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah if it doesn't mess with him sure
but the focus should be getting in their heads by stopping every puck.
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#WinitForManny
If he was doing it during the play
I would be concerned. After a whistle though? Fill your boots. He still had time to go for a skate and regroup before the puck dropped.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Apr 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Lou's focus seemed a little off last night
I don’t think it’s any coincidence that it’s the same night he makes a point of staring someone down. It was a blatant and unnecessary f-u. As long as he’s playing well I have no problem with it but the goal off his glove and the missed stahlberg goal speak to a slight lack of focus.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
no I understand
the thing is, Lu has had issues with concentration in the past. I’m just saying that if he starts to worry more about doing extraneous shit, he’s gonna get lit up again.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
This isn’t the shoving, arguing Luongo. This is calm, stare-down Luongo. How would do we know if his focus is off as a result of looking at a player? Could be any number of things, could be that he just had an off night. One look doesn’t necessarily mean a thing.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
In my opinion, but I don’t care too much, cause, like, we won.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
yeah winning trumps all worry. Just a point of discussion.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie Sheen approves of this statement
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by Big Blue Whale on Apr 16, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if that was a calm stare down
That was more of a “make a point of showing the whole team that I won’t back down” stare down. This is calm http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4028544115430921406#
and awesome
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I think they’re pretty close. Lu may not have the swagger Roy did but I think it was a calm stare.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
regardless
Hopefully he gets back on his A game by tomorrow. I’m confident he will.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i would make romance explosion in my pants
if Lu got the swagger in the playoffs that Roy had.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
The swagger was awesome
But what made it super badass was the following it up with outstanding goaltending. Like in game 1, well all year really.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I get it about the perspective. Obviously he's looking at the puck
That’s why I said “looks” like.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, so not actually indicative, but humorously indicative. I get it now.
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eggsactly
I guess not so humorous, but yeah.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Lu and Rollie
Have a good talk after that one. He looked pretty shaky after that Stalberg goal, especially with the rebound to Smith on the third one. That being said, there were some horrible defensive breakdowns on those goals.
1 – Henrik should be slapped for that lazy backcheck. He should have been all over Smith but instead took his sweet ass time getting to him. That’s at least the third lazy play I’ve seen him make in the first two games, and I was wondering when it would cost a goal.
2 – As much as he is all that is man, Edler misplayed that pass and gave it up to Stalberg
3 – Again, Smith is wide open in front with a centre blowing the cover – but this time it’s CoHo. They’ve got to do a better job covering the guy going to the front of the net there.
Going to have to tighten that up for Games 3 and 4, because Chicago is going to bring that pressure from the last 5 minutes all the time – and they were looking scary there.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ya a bit sloppy by Lou but the guys in front of him let him down. Edler was way too soft giving up that puck on the second one and someone should have the guy who’s all alone in the slot on the third one. The first one Lou actually touched with his glove and kind of passed it to Smith so maybe should’ve had that one.
Ben Smith had an unofficial hat-trick if you count the tip in on his own net.
Notice though
all three goals are third/fourth line goals? They really need to work on coverage nonetheless, but i think it’s fair to also say they are giving the guys who can be expected to be big every night (not just on nights when Lu’s doing his customary brain farts, absolutely nothing, which is impressive considering the talent level.
Lu needed to wake up a bit last night on the first two goals (on the first one, if it was Hossa/Toews/Kane/Sharp, no question its in so fast, but Smith took enough time for Lu to play a round of poker with the team before getting in position), the last one was zone coverage breakdown on CoHo’s part.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Yeah Coho didn't have a great game by any stretch either
I guess it’s no question who comes out for Torres if Sammy is healthy.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm
willesonsports Ed Willes
Following Game 2, Scotty Bowman was seen headed to the referee’s room because, clearly, they’re the reason the Hawks are losing.
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the refs
The refs are letting a lot go both ways – typical of playoff hockey i guess. i thought Toews was hooked on the breakaway – but there was certainly no gaurantee we would have scored on the PP.
The thing that has impressed me the most in this series id the Canucks team defense – stingy bastards.
What’s with all the Patrick Kane hatred. Show #88 a little love would you. Your guys were on him like white on rice all night long.
I actually liked Sharps attitude out there last night. He played with a little edge – I’d like to see that from a few more Hawks. incredibly dumb penalty leading to your 2nd goal. What an incredible tip by Thing One.
He did get away with hitting Oreskovich from behind, with no puck there as well.
Walkom and Co were definitely letting some things go.
I prefer the refs we have had the first two game to some in the other series, where they have called it right down the line, you know?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
let the boys play
Ageed, also I’m not sure the Hawks match up special teams wise. Probably favors us to let them play.
From a Canucks perspective, which is obviously wrong, did seabrook get away with a crosscheck on Borrows in the 3rd period behind our net?
i’m hopeful for tomorrow night though – one of our big guns will eventually light the lamp. keith can not play any worse. and we can only pray that Scott stays in the press box – looks like Bickell was nicked pretty good.
Sharp reminded me of a Philadelphia Flyer last night. you have to play this game with a little attitude, eh?
If you lose again tomorrow
Your team should replace Chelsea Dagger with something else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1jaeJdeJsE
"We are all Hamhuis"
Yeah, Seabs got away with it. Burrows probably asked for it or something.
A few calls went unmade. The worst I thought was when Kesler was dominating Seabrook and Keith on the PK, and was tripped blatantly at the side of the net.
That one pissed me off.
But I was OK for it because the Nucks killed off the penalty AND had better scoring chances SH then the Hawks did on the PP.
Sharpie has my respect if that knee is as bad as rumoured. He is playing well for a 70% knee.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
Was that the same play
Where the stick was actually still between his legs and the hawks player had skated to the bench. Hilarious. Yeah, I would say the refs are letting them play.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 16, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the one where Kes had two great chances on the PK, and went to go in front
Seabs tripped him blatantly.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
its playoff hockey
lots of guys are gonna get away with lots of stuff. It’s normal and we’re getting away with things too.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Team management
should not have access to the refs rooms. I mean, really, wtf is that?
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Agreed
is that even allowed?
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by Big Blue Whale on Apr 16, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
patersonjeff Jeff Paterson
#Hawks Patrick Sharp hasn’t been heard from in series w/ #canucks — on or off the ice. 0 pts and 0 post-game interviews
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He talked to
Scott Oake though.
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by Section 312 on Apr 16, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This article is a beauty!
LOLOLOL
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 16, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This quote is music to my ears.
From Hossa
"We have to win the third [game] or it’s not going to be good," Hossa said. "We showed we can play with this team. We just have to do it for a full 60 minutes."
“with this team?” I love it. It sounds like something WE said last year!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
And this made me laugh so hard a tear came down…
When Blackhawks stars Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp and Patrick Kane were in Vancouver, they headed out for sushi after team meetings.
“It isn’t real hard to spot us when we are all in suits and ties especially when Little Man (Kane) has that mullet hairdo going,” Sharp told us.
So, as they were crossing the street, “an elderly lady was in a car ,,, and she had the oxygen tubes up her nose and she rolled down the window and gave us a certain gesture,” Kane said. “It was awesome.”
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "I did a double-take because it's hard to get that many in this barn," said winger Tanner Glass. "Some other rinks you can come up with seven or eight — in Dallas and Los Angeles you can easily get six — but Vancouver is not one of them." So, Van. is NOT a stats heavy barn. 4/14/11
by vancitydan on Apr 16, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice work grandma!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
#WINNING
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
by eightyseven on Apr 16, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT
IS AWESOME
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Winning...
is so hot right now. but on a worrisome note, we got dominated in the dot yesterday. for a puck possession team like van (and chi) faceoffs are huge. obviously losing Manny has hurt us in the category, but Kes and Hank were still 2 of the better f/o men in the league throughout the season. i’d like to see us trend upward in this category for game 3.
Honestly – I like Kane. Shifty little bastard. Glad we’re containing him so far. A few more Edler smash’s and I’ll like him even more though. Edler is being a B-E-A-S-T! The wizard known as xEvolu7ioNx has to make a playoff compilation of Edler at some point down the road. And if you don’t know xEvolu7ioNx , youtube that cuz ‘if you don’t know, now you know ____(unsaid)’
by cyclone's ghost on Apr 16, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
I am so hungover.
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holy fuck
me too man. I was still drunk when I woke up. I had an exam today that I hadn’t studied for at all, woke up at 8 am, studied while still somewhat drunk and I wrote the exam while hungover.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 16, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been dizzy for 9 hours now.
Packing has been an adventure.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
oh god
doing anything physical while hungover is not a good idea.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 17, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
yup
Only positive spin I can put on it is:
A) We won.
B) I got paid to be hungover today.
Win it for Manny!
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