Game 1: Canucks 2 Hawks NADA
I didn't anticipate a 1-sided affair. I didn't anticipate this many shots off the posts, HUGE LOU SAVES, goals from Higgins and Hansen. While the Sedin-Burrows line didn't impress me much other guys took over. Many have talked about the Canucks' depth and it was on display tonight. He may have slowed a bit in the 3rd but Christopher Higgins played like a beast. So did Jannik Hansen. So did Roberto Luongo. So did Edler and Salo. So did the whole team.
The Canucks outshot the Hawks 13-7 in the first period, scored 2 goals and contained Chicago after the 2-goal lead. Yes, Chicago pressed as well but were greeted by IRON and a stingy defence.
That looked like a cake walk. Believe me, it's just getting started and will not look like that every game this series. The Hawks will press back, and I anticipate the Canucks defending that well again PLUS Luongo matching that performance. Speaking of Luongo, doesn't it seem like his has his FU Chicago mojo going on? Luonjesus christ.
I'd love to talk about how the Hawks don't have the better goalie, team depth, luck, etc but instead I leave you with 4 gifts:
1. A question(s). I liked Cody Hodgson as the 3rd line center and that line will most-likely continually impress. Where does that leave Raffi Torres when he is slated to return after game 2? How do you bench Victor Oreskovich after a performance like that? Maxim Lapierre was Tenacious M. Glass! You fool! (heh). Maybe you leave him on the bench..but really...Torres is supposed to be a better player than any Line 4 guys. We shall see. Like a friend of mine said tonight: If it ain't broke don't fix it.
2. BOXSCORE
3. HIGHLIGHTS
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Scoring chances
The website has gone wonky, so hopefully that will be fixed by tomorrow. I can say the Canucks outchanced Chicago by my count 21-18 overall and 18-12 at even strength.
Yeah
Looking forward to seeing the chances. Sorry the website is wonky…
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yoi, does vic have a script that’ll list fenwick/corsi events by time and players?
by Passive Voice on Apr 14, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Not by time, but this is pretty well close:
http://timeonice.com/shots1011.php?gamenumber=30151
That seems to be working. Right now, this is what I have for chances: http://tinyurl.com/3truu9z
Still wonky. :(
Tenacious M. Glass
Nice
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That was such a great game to be at. I love the playoff atmosphere in Vancouver, especially Game 1s.
I haven’t had time to watch the PVR of the game but I watched Luongo a lot from my seats and he seemed to always be in the right place and well positioned to make a save. I would say he’s playing with more confidence than I’ve ever seen from him. Even in instances where Chicago sent net-crashers, he looked unflappable. I’m really encouraged by his play.
Regarding the ringing of the iron
I think they kinda balanced in the end. I mean Son of Sam had 2 irons himself, and there was another one in the third off the crossbar by someone.
So irons were 4 by the Hawks and 3 by the Nucks. Just goes to show how in the end, the posts mean absolutely zilch. We coulda been up 4-0 if not for the posts, or the Hawks coulda found life if not for the iron.
Overall though, great performance as a team. And I’m still floored on Lu’s save off Campbell!
I was surprised most by their composure
Every single players from luongo on down to hodgson. The nervous nellies were clearly among us fans. Bieksa and Scott Oake talked about how after this game, the fans may have collectively “exhaled.” I was a nervous wreck going into this game, but this team sure as hell wasn’t.
I'm not exhaling until we win 3.
We’ve won the first game in the last two series against Chicago too.
Yes
We need to especially win the next game. But that was still the first home ice win against Chicago in the playoffs since Game 1 in 09.
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you mean 15 more
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
double true
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double plus true
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, if Canadian hockey teams were American Pie characters this year, then...
the Canucks are Jason Biggs, Montreal is Stiffler, Toronto is Jason Biggs’ dad, Calgary and Edmonton are the two other leads no one remembers any more but weren’t virgins in the movie and Ottawa is the third guy in the background on the right side in that one scene.
hodgson will sit when raffi comes back. torres/raymond/hansen is a good combo and was getting steadily better before the suspension and keeping victor in the lineup gives the canucks 2 big bodies in the bottom 6 that hit with consequences. both those guys are better skaters than any of the meatheads on chicago’s roster.
btw, one of the best things about that game was the canucks getting more chances shorthanded than the hawks got on the pp.
I don't know if hodgson sitting is a given
He generated offense and was sound defensively. Showed a lot of poise for a guy in his first game after a call up. Also raymond was a beast on the wing and i think thats where they prefer him. Does anyone have the face-off numbers handy? I think glass comes out for Torres.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 5:38 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Dunno
Hodgson played the fewest minutes of any forward. Have a hard time seeing them sit Glass considering the way he’s been the rock on the 4th line all year.
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I'm prolly one of the few
that wantsTambo on the ice for at least one game. My irrationality thinks he’d actually bust out of his slump.
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You're
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Raymond played Center on that line
What I saw was after the faceoffs Hodgson moved to wing and Raymond played back. I think thats a definite indication that Hodgson will come out when Torres is back. I wouldn’t count him out for the playoffs though, down the road I could see him beating out Lapierre for a spot.
Lapierre
Was a monster this game though. 5 for 7, including 3 for 4 in the defensive zone? Not too bad. Hopefully he keeps that up.
I wouldn’t be against him turning into the player he was during Montreal’s playoff run
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Interesting...
…I did not pick up on that. Nice catch. That probably makes sense.
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Love love love the “Biekska” in your highlights video.
Come round 2, they will know the name.
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Furthermore, I had no issue with the Sedins tonight. Multiple quality chances, Burrows included, and eventually they will find the back of the net. All the “wallflower” talk you want, that was not them tonight.
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Of course they will
It was an off night for them and it was obvious I’m more ways then the scoresheet. Nice that them scoring isn’t always needed
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 5:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don’t think it was an off night except on the scoresheet.
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The penalties?
The falling in the neutral zone, the uncharactartsitc giveaways. Not thier best night to me.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 1:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They often make a few poor decisions defensively, and they often take those types of penalties. I didn’t see many of those giveaways, but I may have missed them.
Not their best night, but not an off night.
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In a season
Where they have been the picture of consistency it doesn’t take much to have an off night. I didn’t think they were terrible by any means. The penalties were a bit of a concern, since they were what I would consider “lazy” penalties and the passes in the offensive zone wern’t as crisp. Still I wouldn’t say they had a bad game. Just not quite up to par for them.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 3:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think they had very short shifts
and that prevented them from getting their usual cycle going. On the plus side, I think the short shifts kept the hawks of balance for parts of the night. That being said, I’d love to see them get into a few nice long cycles and wear down keith and Seabrook next game, maybe pot one or two while they’re at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j1sIMz-ufM&feature=channel_video_title
Better link of the LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Such an awesome save. Campbell’s reaction sealed it.
Of course Toews shows up on the doorstep.
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The best part of Soupy's celly
was that if he had continued towards the net and followed his shot instead of peeling off to celebrate he probably would have popped home the rebound.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I think it
was Dominic Moore wasn’t it? He wears 19 in TB?
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So good
And love the scramble to drop the stick and cover the puck with his blocker. Toews was right there to sweep it in if Luongo doesn’t make that play.
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 14, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh
Mentioned day before the game over at SCH when they did their Canuck fowards analysis that Hansen was a really under-rated dude, tireless, tenacious, but lacking hands.
I hereby retract the lacking hands part, and gratefully!
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Cody
Really impressed me today. Wouldn’t be surprised if he stays up for the entirety of our playoff run.
Me too
He has poise and confidence. He’s been clutch before in OHL, WJCs, and AHL playoffs… so it’s not like he hasn’t performed under pressure before. Obviously a different level of speed/skill/intensity, but he can handle it as long we don’t expect too much out of him at this stage of his development.
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I loved the way he was playing last night. That move where he split the D and almost tipped in a shot was beautiful
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It’s just one of those things… I was focused on him as soon as he broke past the blue line, and he really turned on the jets to beat his marker.
Speaks volumes about our depth when we can’t find a place to slide in Torres, huh?
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure Hodgson will be out
and Torres in for game three. They’ll want his grit in the lineup for the road game. I’m not convinced that AV is ready to trust Cody with a lot of ice time yet. Just a hunch.
Just watched the archived game. Between this and the Pens game am very happy
Luongo was awesome. So was Hansen. Woooo
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 14, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
out of all the playoff teams, we still have the best chance to repeat as Stanley Cup Champions
Well done Canucks.
I would like to make one point clear, any knowledgeable fan in Chicago is well aware of Jannik Hansen.
Glass, Higgins and Lapierre and oreskovich we’re considerable pain in the asses and hada huge “impact” on the outcome. Edler and Salo might have had the best game I’ve seen them play against us – they were nasty. I know Vancitydan has pointed out that the 3rd and 4th lines will have a big impact, but I thought our bottom six looked ok.
Both goalies were superb, bailed out by their best friend a few more times than usual. Your defensemen are definitely more physical. I had to laugh, the scuttlebut on the various, radio talk shows was we need to insert Big Bad John into the line-up. I can only pray and hope Coach Q was not listening. That’s not even a good idea in the regular season.
i wouldn’t say the game was as easy as you are want to make it out to be, but it was a well deserved W for the enemy.
out of all the playoff teams, we still have the best chance to repeat as Stanley Cup Champions
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Just in case you're as dense as I
The key word is “repeat.” This was the same friend who explained why one of the Sedin’s was so iiritated with bolland last year. Right before the puck was dropped, Bolland told (I think Daniel), “Your brother is ugly.”
LOL
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 14, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions
six teams
I liked the six teams talent pool. Wouldn’t that be pretty much like watching an All-Star game.
Don't believe that.
The real Daniel would’ve just laughed at Bollands remark. Your friend’s imagined Daniel was the one who had a hissy fit about his bro being called “ugly.”
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Some thoughts
I was expecting Canada-Russia, and we got it…for the first 10 minutes. That had to be the most dominating performance I’ve seen this team put on, ever almost. But it could have been more. They really stepped back near the end of the 1st period and through the next two.
I don’t know if that was AV’s decision or the player’s, but like Jevant I don’t like it. Especially against a team like the Hawks, who can gain momentum so fast, you can’t be sitting back like that relying on Lu all the time. Especially the Sedins. I don’t know if it was because we had the lead early or what, but they seemed overly off tonight. Henrik especially. He made a couple lazy plays, missed a wonderful 2 on 1 chance, and got absolutely murdered in the dot against the Hawks top line. That in itself probably helped to keep them from sustained pressure in the O-zone, but still. They’re going to have to be better.
But my god, the bottom 6 were on fire tonight. I know Sean thinks of Lapierre as Death to scoring chances 2.0, but he was bringing his playoff game last night, and I liked it. I think there was one time the 4th line was trapped in our zone on an icing call against the top line of the Hawks, but after a little while they managed to force it out and down into Chicago’s end. Not too shabby.
Hopefully they come out swinging like that again on Friday, because I imagine the Hawks will be better prepared.
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I think it's pretty clear it wasn't AV
Since it started almost right after the second goal. But I don’t think it’s cause for concern a team that’s pressing is always going to be hungrier. What’s the expression? A two goal lead is the worst lead in hockey, or is it three goal lead? Point being that there’s a natural inclination to let off the gas when you get a sizeable lead and the good teams win without that edge. Exactly what the Canucks just did.
I don’t know that you could write a better game 1 script if you’re a Canucks fan. Dominate in the first then get luongo some work where he can dominate all the while proving you’re not the same team that would “choke” the lead away. Not to mention Lou getting the shut out to show those hawks what he’s about this year and establish doubt in the shooters minds. Maybe the second most important thing they did last night.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 7:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I just don't like the sitting back
Against a dangerous team like the Hawks. The same thing happened last year – in game 2 we got out to an early 2-0 lead, they sat back, and the Hawks started coming. Once that started, you could only hope to hold on for dear life, because there was no pressure the other way anymore.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I agree
it was what killed us two years ago in the first series. Constant pressure is needed. Lu can’t shutout every single game.
That being said, good first game, need to build on it. Take it one game at a time.
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Just take it one game at a time
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See... now you're stacking the odds in your favor
I call dirty pool!!
Yeah I know...
Just wanted to use the term ‘dirty pool’…
For what it's worth, in particular, coming from me Canuckles
That was all we looked at during last year’s run, over at SCH.
JUST ONE WIN!!!
(sixteen times)
And we just counted them down. One at a time.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
The pressure felt different too
Sure they got chances but it never felt like the relentless barrage of scoring chances that it felt like last year. It didn’t feel to me like the Canucks were sitting back. In the last few series there would be shift after shift where the Canucks were holding on for dear life, sliding around. This didn’t feel like that to me.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 10:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Good game
This was a good game—not perfect—but a good game.
I know the Sedins weren’t sharp—Semi above noted a couple of lazy plays—and
everyone relied on Lou who stood on his head.
You know what? Who cares, really?—as long as players step up, or role players
step up—- that’s what matters. The playoffs are like that. I don’t care who the hell
scores goals—top lines or bottom 6. And this was game 1, everyone had jitters
now they can move past that and play the right kind of hockey.
Pens looked sharp too—and both my teams had shutouts. I am a happy camper!
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 14, 2011 6:58 AM PDT reply actions
the Sedins
are scarier than shit when they’re out there. I believe your first line only played about 16-17 minutes. Contrast that with Toews and Kane logging 22-23. Says something about depth
I guess.
The Sedins almost never get 20min of ice time, 16-17 isn’t that far off their season average of 18-19
Sedins looked OK
but could have been better. I think they will start to take over a bit as the series progresses and Chicago realizes they can’t just cover them, but also need to watch out for the second and third lines as well.
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They weren't terrible
But Hank was visibly bad multiple times.
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Hossa and Sharp also logged over 20 mins. Our depth is terrible and the injuries don’t help.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
injuries, yeah that
I don’t think either Sharp or Brouwer are really ready to be back. But then again, Hossa played with a bad knee last year, and Ladd was playing with a broken shoulder at the end….
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
hey Sean
Looks like you’re getting called out…
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I like how quick the Canucks started
Right out of the gate, they poured it on, and if they were nervous about facing Chicago again, it sure as eggs didn’t show. [/1950s terms of phrase] I’m mostly worried about how they played from about 19 minutes into the first—on. There were a few moments where, had Chicago connected, they could have turned that lead around in a hurry. Sharp missed two whacks-outta-the-air, Marian Hossa had a breakaway pass just off his stick and Kane had a few instances where he could shoot.
It’s nice to get a win, but it’s still far from over. If our boys can get a win on Friday with Kane and Toews logging 20+ and taking the abuse they were, well, I’m down with that. Certainly harder to climb back into a series with broken ribs.
BTW, Vancouver has won 8 out of their last 9 Game 1s.
Campbell sad

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 14, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
My thoughts
The Canucks played a good game, but still have yet to play their best hockey. The discipline and composure we’ve been accustomed to seeing this season was in full force. I was not expecting them to be as physical as they were, and that was a very pleasant surprise indeed. I wouldn’t call it a cake walk, but I think that a little too much is being made of the Hawks hitting 4 posts. First of all, the Canucks themselves hit 3, so even if all those shots go in they still come out on top, and secondly, they don’t count them as shots on goal, so while it’s exciting to hear that clank, it may as well have been wide by 10 feet. If it didn’t go in or get stopped by the goalie it’s because they missed. Period.
I think AV did a fine job of rolling the lines, and the Hawks insistence of loading the minutes onto their top 6 is going to fail in the end I believe. They did a good job of containing the Sedins for the most part, but we all know not only can you only do that for so long, but this team has the depth to ensure that’s not an issue. The defence was solid, a few glitches here n there, but hey… they haven’t played together all year :p
I am sure Coach Q will approach game 2 with a different strategy. There will likely be some campaigning in the media today implying the Canucks took liberties with the Hawks in an effort to try and get more help from the officials in game 2. There was much bemoaning about how bad the Hawks PP was from their fans, but it had a lot more to do with the incredible job done by the PK, Kes & Burr in particular. I am sure we will see a shorty from these guys before this series is over. Yes, there’s still a lot of hockey to be played. But it was obvious last night the Hawks were not prepared for what they got from the Canucks, and they may not have the depth to try and return to what worked for them and win this series.
Another thing I got a kick out of was Hawks fans incensed that they mocked Crawford at the game last night as well as Turco. Which I understand, because they would never do that to our goalie, right?
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I have no doubt your PK was solid (for as much as I could see on my shitty feed)
but our PP has had a habit of disappearing for stretches during the 2nd half of the season, especially key PPs that matter (ex: the last few minuts of our season closer vs. Detroit). hence the bemoaning.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The first PP unit is still downright scary, but the drop off from Unit 1 to unit 2 is really big.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I just though it was odd because there was so much legitimate suckage out there to make fun of (like Duncan-a left my talent on the ice with my 7 teeth last season-Keith).
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Well played my friends...
I saw on Twitter that the Canucks were ranked 20th in hits during the regular season??? You’d never guess that from the way they came at the Hawks last night. They were unreal with the physical play, kudos. I know we Hawks fans give Lu a hard time, but everybody was giving him props for his performance last night, he had some excellent saves.
The Blackhawks looked absolutely ridiculous in the first period, it was embarrassing and we were incredibly lucky the score was only 2-0. We looked better in the 2nd and 3rd but I’m a little surprised the score stayed 2-0.
Keeping hope alive (though I did pick the Canucks in 5 because I’m also a realist)
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Torres
is a far better option in my mind than Oreo. I’m sure he’ll sit for game 3 and we’ll see Glass/Mad Max/Torres. That said, am I the only one that thinks Glass is still playing hurt? Doesn’t quite look his old self, so maybe he’ll get a game or two off… Doubt he’d want that though.
Also, for me, the most impressive part about last night was the Nucks’ discipline in the 2nd. Except for a weak slash from Henrik, even with the Hawks pressing that hard the Nucks didn’t take a single minor for the rest of the period. Not bad.
Man, this is going to be a good series!
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 14, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions
if Glass is hurt
when Torres is back, not a bad idea to rest him and slot Raffi back in.
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This.
So good to have him for the series.
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 14, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
KEVIN BIEKSA SHOT.
SCORE! TIPPED BY HIGGINS!
RACE FOR THE PUCK. HERE COMES JANNIK HANSENNNNNN….. SCORES!
a hard pass pass, Campbell. OH WHAT A SAVE BY LUONGO!
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He is good at getting those little details in (e.g. the tip by Higgins) while both keeping up with the play and maintaining excitement in his voice. How many other announcers can do all three?
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 14, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Agree
He’s a total Vancouver homer, but I love the way he calls games.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You should hear John Shorthouse' reaction to that save.
Jonathan Toews, feeds the near side to Patrick Kane
PUTSTHEPUCKINFRONTTHEYSCORE!!…
OH NO LOUNGO STOPPED IT!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!? BRIAN CAMPBELL WAS CELEBRATING. HE LOOKS TO THE HEAVENS AND I THINK IT’S STILL 2-0!!!!
Shorty
Loves to break out the “ARE YOU KIDDING ME>????”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Also
Lapierre! Goes 5 and 2 in the F/O circle and delivers 8 hits?! Even looked like he could’ve scored once or twice. That man was made for the playoffs!
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 14, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions
Higgins too. I love the guys who step it up during the playoffs.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The whole team was built for the playoffs
This is the most playoff ready team I think I can remember. I don’t know that we have had this kind of balance between skill and grit in our history. Perfect for this kind of hockey.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Good start
MayRay came to play last night. Good speed, some hits and a couple takeaways in 14 minutes of play is the type of play needed.
Sedin line 0 points → Toews line 0 points
I will take that most nights as the Canucks second and third line can score.
Stupid penalties need to vanish. I am taking to you Sedins.
The goal posts need a new layer of paint after the beating they took last night.
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Simple Analysis
We played fine in the first but took the foot off the gas way too early. We can’t expect Luongo and multiple goal posts to bail them out like that through this series.
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What about the 3 posts we hit?
come on Yankee. Posts are meaningless. They are shots that went wide. We don’t count shots that only missed by a couple inches. why do we bother with posts?
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Not meaningless at all in the context of the broader picture which was Vancouver let up in my view. One of those post shot dings in and it’s a different game.
Let’s agree to disagree here.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree about the letting up
But if one of Samuelsson’s posts go in, it’s 3-0.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Definitely. Let Chicago worry about that (along with other things). Just talking from our perspective.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Posts
doesn’t count as a shot on goal. Why? Because it is a shot that missed the net. A post is the same as a shot that goes wide. We don’t count really close shots that miss and we shouldn’t bother too much about posts either. Posts can happen no matter what the score and no matter which team is pressing.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure you read my reply…
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I read it
but I am not going to just agree to disagree on this one. Sorry if that upsets you Yankee. I like you. But posts have been a bugaboo for me for a long time. People rely on them way too much and make them out to be something they aren’t. I get tired of it. “IF” one of them went in? They didn’t and we won. And posts are not predictive of how many posts or goals or anything else will happen in the next game. We could all see the Nucks backed off we didn’t need posts to tell us that. “If one of them went in” pretty much equate to “if the game had been completely different it would have been completely different” to me.
I will understand if you don’t respond. It will mean I won. ;-)
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
question
and in all honesty, it is a question. So please don’t jump on me. Please.
Is the fact that several of the posts/no goals “beat” Lu (i.e. went five hole, over the glove) predictive/illustrative?
*flinches
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Not really
Because there is no way to know 100% if they would have gone in or not. Maybe if they had been slightly lower so as to go in the net Luongo would have got them. We just don’t know.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
posts
Hearing the clang means your goalie let one got buy him and was totally at the mercy of good fortune. I don’t think any goalie means to make a sniper hit the post.
When Samuleson clanger that shot off the left post my first reaction was, “man we were lucky.” When someone shoots 6" wide of the net , I don’t have the same response.
It is for a reason
that we call hockey as “a game of inches”. A goal-post is at least 2.5 – 3.0 inches in diameter, and if we know that half-an-inch in hockey can be the difference between a goal, or no-goal, then 3 inches make a big difference. If somebody misses by 6", it means that his aim is worse than if he misses by 2" (goalpost), but it has the same exact outcome. The only time that warrats getting excited is, when a player gets a clear chance to score, and somehow, he fails.
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Well shots that go wide
also went past the goalie. Is it great fortune when a shot whistles just wide? Or is it just a shot that missed the net. A shot that hits the post and doesn’t go in is the same as a shot that goes wide. It doesn’t count for a goal. And it has nothing to do with fortune either way.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Players know that posts mean nothing..
whenever a seasoned player (not rookie) hits the post (and I go “my gosh, that is almost a goal!”), I look at the player’s face, and usually they don’t even blink, as if nothing happened.
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Kelly Hrudey said last night that a goaltender should never apologize for a post. I agree with you on this. A post could have just as easily missed that net as it could have gone in, but people tend to ignore that fact.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 14, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve known you long enough to know when the conversation is going in a direction I’m not following. If that means you win, have at it.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It was just a joke Yankee
Just a joke.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Did you even draw that yourself? I rec’ced it just in case.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If you want a good laugh to start your day (or for lunch)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Two things
right off the bat: Outshot us 25 to 20 after the first? Oh my god! What a beatdown! Second, the physical play didn’t work? Then why did Johnson try to dodge a hit from Glass and end up hurting his knee?
OK, I won’t keep reading as it’s obviously crap. Did Kuzma right it?
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 14, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
The physical play totally worked.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
question?
If one of our knuckleheads hung a leg on say one of the Sedins, would you have asked for a penalty? Most of the Nucks aggressiveness was hard htiing, “not in my kitchen,” hockey. I thought Glass’s play was cheap and bordered on malfeasance.
By the way – did Glass injure himself last night?
I thought Glass’s play was cheap and bordered on malfeasance.
I agree with that.
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i dunno
I’d need to see a replay because from what I remember, Glass went for a hit and RJ spun out of the way at the last second, causing the leg-leg contact.
Glass isn’t that type of player, so I do have a harder time believing he went for the knee without seeing him line up RJ’s knee.
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I somewhat agree
But I think it was made worse because RJ tried to dodge it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That’s why I agree with “bordered”. I thought it was close. Easily could have been called a penalty, and I actually thought it was going to be as Johnson limped off.
Of course, Johnson has done everything in his power to make us forget why we liked him so much, so I’m not too sorry about it.
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RJ's comments
From a neurotic Hawk fans perspective, RJ was a marked man for his “incendiary” comments. I was somewhat surprised you guys gave it some thought.
if he’s out that certainly hurts are PK – the one thing the guy can do is win faceoffs.
the reason his comments were more noticeable was because he was on our team last year, and he pulled a SOB/Pudge with the media.
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back in January/February, when we were prepping to play Nashville, Shane O’Brien (SOB) talked to the media about us, saying we hadn’t changed much and this would be an easy win for the Preds.
then, in March, Kyle Wellwood (Pudge) did the same before our game against his Sharks.
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thanks for the clarification
I wish O’Brien still played for the nucks. Man your defense is a tough bunch of thugs. The hawks really only have one physical d-man, Seabs.
thanks for clarifying
I figured RJ’s comments were pretty innocuous. I mean, Dallas would probably have been an easier match up and thus preferable.
The Canucks haven’t changed their system entirely (why would they? it’s a good system), but they’ve matured, become more disciplined and added some depth.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought the glass hit
was ugly, but I don’t think it was intentional. Having said that, intentional or not, it was knee on knee and probably worth a penalty. Much like Torres hit, it was a case where the player was guilty of nothing but bad timing, but still needs to not put himself in that situation.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not put himself in what situation?
He has to go for that hit. Johnson tried to avoid it and lost and edge and was going down. What can Glass do in that situation? The puck had already been shot in so he has two options, both of which he has to decide on before he realizes RyJo is falling down and in a split second, make a hit or skate by and risk getting benched. He has to go for that hit every time. It has been pounded into his brain since he was 13. He has no other option but to hit the guy.
Johnson needs to stand up brace for the hit and then continue playing hockey. I am sick of guys trying to avoid hits and then getting hurt and we are going to blame the guy who threw the hit. It is BS in my opinion. Take that hit like a man and he finishes the game.
No way was that intentional knee on knee and no way was it a penalty. Accidentally going knee to knee is not worth a penalty.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
well
my point is if torres is a penalty, this is the same kind of play. My point isn’t that glass is a bad guy or that anything egregious happened here… The hawk guy asked ‘if it was done against a sedin would u call it a penalty’ and that was a good question. If daniel got taken out by an incidental knee on knee that was caused by an attempted hit evasion what would your opinion be?
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That Daniel
should have stood up and taken a hit like a man and he wouldn’t be hurt. Did you see the Hossa hit on Ballard? What did he do? He braced. He jumped a little. And he was fine. These guys have been playing hockey long enough that they should know the worst thing you can do when you are about to get hit is try to get out of the way. The Sedins don’t get hurt because they are hard to hit. They also don’t get hurt because they know what to do when they do get hit.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
And in no way is this the same kind of play
as Torres. Torres got a penalty and is suspended because of a stupid rule about head shots that may or may not actually prevent head shots.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I slowed down the Glass hit and looked at it a couple of times. It looks like a knee on knee, but Glass actually ends up getting him in the upper quad area. It was more like a charlie horse if anything.
by sunshine and lollipops on Apr 14, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
no way in hell that’s intentional or a penalty for Glass. No way. He was trying to get out of the way. Big difference from sticking your knee out to get the guy. This was not the case
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
wow
‘shown us every card in their hand?’. This obnoxious bastard (along with the rest of their fanbase) is in for a rude awakening if they think that. And so mature and classy. Tampon Twins? What a douchebag…
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I'm trying to figure out
what game they were watching. Crawford was cool and composed and luongo looked like a deer in the headlights all night? The canucks got away with numerous boarding/charging? Glass tried to hurt RyJo? wtf was he watching?
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
If it makes you feel any better
people are ripping this apart at SCH too. Told ya Chicago has crap for media.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
And both of our blogs
Are getting trashed in the comments section.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I never read the comments in articles like that
It just pisses me off more
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Wait, SCH is level-headed compared to other Blackhawks writers?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
compared to most of the Chicago media
yes, believe it or not yes it is
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
not unlike
us
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just going to say that
Our blogs are extremely similar which is why I visit as much as I do.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
That's
When I just started laughing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
When
Somebody calls two Art Ross trophy winners with such derogatory names, they instanlty show their true colors, and their total lack of credibility. Everything they say is just an expression of their irrational hatred towards their opponent. The message of this editorial is: I hate the Canucks, no matter what they do.
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The Sedin's
Actually I prefer Thing One and Thing Two. And Toews is the Cat in the Hat that always comes out on top.
Irrational? It kind of all started with “I didn’t anticipate a one-sided affair.” The better team last night won last night, but we all know the puck can take a quirky bounce or two and the score is 2-2.
The better team doesn’t always win, especially in hockey.
Irrational?
Well, we all have that in sports, but I always make sure that it doesn’t get the best of me. I don’t hate somebody just because he is good at what he does, and if I did, then I would do my best to cover up my stupidity, and not to advertise to the whole world that I am in need of anger management….or may be suppressed gender-confusion – whatever may the the deeper cause.
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Yepp,
a closet psychiatrist, to be exact :)
But seriously, human behaviour always fascinates me, and I find of the most importance the question “why” people behave the way they do. When you read an article on the Internet, people’s motivation is often more important than his/her words on the screen.
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that would make u
a closet psychologist. A Psychiatrist would mean u don’t give a rats ass why they behave that way, u just wanna fix it the underlying physiological issue. :)
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually with
closet drugs.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
this is my preference too whe i mention the Sedins
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares? It’s just one blog, let them do whatever they’d like. If they want to own the lowest common denominator, have at it.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could embed images over there
cause then I would embed my artwork on Blackhawkup

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That's why I put the link out
Just for lighthearted chuckle
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Apparently the Province cares enough
To write a piece on it. Oh boy.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
“delusional” is a two-way street in this case :)
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
It looks like Mr. Currell has found the key to winning:
Wrestle defensemen into the crease. "Lose your balance" and crash into his pads. Anything and everything, early and often. It’s worked beautifully before, it will work again.
In other words, Chicago needs more cheating and illegal plays in the crease, and everything will be all right for them. Just pretend that you lost your balance, and try to hurt Luongo.
You are a genious, Tim! And a Gentleman!
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why not
it worked for them before.
Hey, it’s the playoffs, if it works and isn’t called, it’s fair game.
Sure, it’s infuriating for us as fans, but if we were doing it, I doubt we’d be complaining. If anything, if they start doing it, we should too. We didn’t exactly put a huge amount of traffic in front of Crawford last night either.
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They are commenting
On the fact that you reference their write up over on “hawksup”.
I’d like to know what game that guy was watching, he selectively picked out the good things the hawks did and totally ignored or put the extreme spin on anything done by the ’Nucks.
" Their physical play didnt work" (might want to ask the hawks players about that as they put on the liniment and pop some ibuprofen.
“Luongo looked like a deer in the headlights” (really? REALLY? I saw a guy play his ass off and get a shutout as the hawks skate away shaking their heads after being robbed)
You are right.. it was a good read for a chuckle (but not too loudly, early onset Alzheimer’s is no laughing matter)
HAHAHA
If they really believe the Hawks are doing the old rope a dope I don’t know what to say. And they’re getting under our skin? Not likely. All I did was laugh at that piece, it didn’t bother me in the least.
Even the SCH mods think it’s ridiculous.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The truth is
I feel we’re actually getting under their skin, of both the Hawks and their fans. And all these Hawk fans were talking about our dysfunctional psyche during the past week. Reality has a way of shoving fantasy aside.
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by Bobby Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Blackhawk Up
Tim is just telling it like he sees it. The rest of the hawk nation reminds me of Neville Chamberlain before WW2 – maybe if we’re nice to Hitler, he’ll like us. Tim is like the Winston Churchill of Blackhawk hockey – he knows evil when he sees it. As far as his comments about the Great Italian goaltender you all wanted to string up last year, he did apend a little time looking behind him last night.
Yeah...
Let’s compare the Canucks to Hitler… That’s not ignorant at all.
I understand that’s the way he sees things, but to say Tim’s comments are anything less than juvenile whining is an understatement.
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Oh look
Seems as though Corey Crawford has issues with what happened last night…
"It was intense and physical, it was a tough game," said Crawford, who settled down after allowing a tip-in and a breakaway goal. "It seemed like they were trying to push me before a play even happened, getting in and making contact then getting out quick, trying to make it look like they weren’t in there.
"They were trying to get me off my game."
The referees, Crawford said, told him they saw what was going on and that if a puck did go in after contact, they would not call it a goal.
Maybe they told Roberto Luongo the same thing last spring.
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When we said that, we were told by the collective universe, especially the Hawks, that we were a bunch of whiners. Man it up.
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"They were trying to get me off my game."
Yeah, cause that NEVER happens. Ever.
Every team does it, Corey. It’s the playoffs, it’s legal, so put up or shut up.
I hope...
…Cindy Crawford plays the same way for Game 2, because I wasn’t particularly impressed. Definitely rattled on first two goals, didn’t move a muscle on Sammy’s post, and CoHo’s tip was directed exactly where he was standing.
Sedins almost burned him a couple of times, and if it’s one thing we know about the Sedins, it’s that they’re so dang consistent, their points are gonna come.
In case we’ve all forgotten, Lu’s been making highlight reel saves the last 4 months…business as usual.
AV rolling 4 lines successfully proves the Canuck’s superior depth and coaching. Those Chi players with 20+ minutes? 5 out 7 in the minuses. Make no mistake, Hawks are coming back with a vengeance…we’ll probably see plenty more goalie interference and all around goonery and whining.
Hamhuis’ stick is starting to remind of me the Numminen Repo man days.
I can't agree about Crawford
Crawford wasn’t as good as Luongo, but he was definitely solid and gave the Hawks a chance to get back into the game.
You are right about the depth etc… and how Luongo seems to be business as usual.
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Ditto. Our defense hangs Corey out to dry and he holds his own.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Crawford was very solid back there. I disagree about that, but I agree with everything else you said.
This loss can’t really be placed on Crawford, because the first tip, he had no chance. The break-away, is really a losing proposition no matter how you put it for the goalie, so he can’t be blamed for either. He didn’t have the “Oh NO he didn’t!” factor Lui had, but he was solid and saved the shots he could.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Was I the only one
who thought raymond deserved some props for his play last night? He was fast, aggressive, smart in the D zone, even won a face off when hodgson got waved out…didn’t get any points, but I see lappy and coho getting alot of love and not so much for raymond.
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The whole bottom six
Gets my love for that game. They were all great. I think people are focusing on CoHo and Lapierre because they looked drastically better than we have seen so far in a Canucks uniform.
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People want to say
That the Sedins did nothing point wise (which I said too), but hey – if they don’t need to score all the time and we still win that has to say something about our supposed ‘not much deeper than last year’ depth.
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this
Eventually they’ll have to start shuffling things to try and handle the line that’s hurting them, meaning L1 or L2 finds an opening…
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
NOPE
I should be in that list by default.
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Definitely did too
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no, i did too
girlfriend was like ‘Beaker? wtf?’ so I had to explain it. The she was calling him george michael or GMB for the rest of the game.
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I did the same, and then this popped in my head

So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.
by spriteofice on Apr 14, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
heheh! +1
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I certainly noticed Lappy and Oreo much more so than usual.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Did not expect
Coho to be so fast!
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Raymond was great as well, but he’s been consistently good ever since he was moved down to the third line, so it didn’t come as as much of a surprise as Hodgson and Lapierre playing well did.
Raymond
Also just seems to play well against the Hawks. Not sure why – maybe because the game becomes more open and he has more time to wheel around?
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Well it probably is in part because he faces weaker competition playing on the third line, and in the case of the Hawks, that third unit (both forward and on D) is especially weak. And on top of that the Hawks don’t exactly play tight defense-first hockey. All of that makes it easier for Raymond to play his style of game I think. Course it helps a ton that he seemed to have regained his confidence a few games ago when he was bumped down to that third line.
I don't know about weaker competition
One of the plays that sticks put most in myind was the backcheck on hossa.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Also, he’s matched up against not-so-physical Dmen. Leddy isn’t really a hulking monster, and Raymond can play without having to worry about being decapitated.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
did anyone else during the little pregame bit the CBC had a shot of the Canucks locker room as they were gearing up and Kesler has a knee brace on? That made me go ‘uhhhhhhhhhh….’ Not that he can’t play thru some pain, it just kinda bugged me.
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Meh
Everybody is gonna play a little hurt in the playoffs. He looked great last night. Remember the old oilers losing to the islanders story. When they saw them all beaten up after winning they realized what it took to win. Somebody else would tell that much better.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 2:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Fair enough
Still, just freaked me out right before the game started. Didn’t like that.
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notice*
did anyone else notice…typo
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btw
Edler is trending on Canadian Twitter right now.
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I’d spam him too. He was a beast yesterday. Skilled, very solid in his own end, and yet dishing out big hits regularly. I hope that means he’s taken a next step into super-stardom. People talk about Sammy not being selected by team Sweden. What about Eddy?
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Beaker happy

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dunno if anyone's posted this
but hey look, a canuck fan video that doesn’t make me wish the government would make a law to ban the sale of video equipment to morons.
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pretty good, would help if any of them could actually sing.
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nah that would ruin it in my mind
as it is, it makes it funnier that they aren’t so great in the vocals. Also, it makes it real…if they try to hard (like for example that really fucking horrid hip hop one…and the other horrid hip hop one too) then it just comes off as fake. This one, it felt like ‘hey we don’t care if u laugh at us, we’re doing it for shits n giggles’. Like the one by those two kids from last year.
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That was quite funny, there “north van boys” vid i
by kiyotok on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That was quite funny, there “north van boys” vid was quite good too
by kiyotok on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
heheh
they just played a clip on it on the radio here in Victoria….
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I saw a very one-sided game here too. This is the game the Canucks have been playing all year, just enough offense for a given defensive effort.
Talk all you want about posts, if all the shots that hit a post had gone in the final score would still have been 4-3 Canucks.
This is the game the Canucks have been playing all year, just enough offense for a given defensive effort.
I agree, we’ve seen this type of game all year: when they need to, they shift up a gear, but they also shift down, when they think they can afford it.
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They took their collective foot off the gas far too early in this game though. In the playoffs, they can’t afford to do that – eventually it will come back and bite em in the ass.
If they keep up the play they established in the first more consistently throughout the game, they’ll be near-impossible to beat. When they hit that extra gear, they’re hands-down the best team in the league. The important part is keeping it up all the way to the Finals.
I like
they way they started the tird period. They looked mostly solid, in the third. I agree with you on the second period, they gave Chicago too much space in that frame.
I don’t think you can play the entire game at a tempo that the Canucks played at, in the first 15 minutes. Just like when you are running long distance, you cannot sprint through the entire track. The worst thing that can happen, is to run out of gas a the end. There is always a natural ebb and flow, between highs and lows, during a game.
But I agree that you cannot completely take your foot off the pedal, I like when the Canucks keep their agressive forechecking througout the whole game.
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Yeah I know, it is quite tough to keep up that play for more than a period or so at a time, but I think the Canucks still could’ve played much better than they did in the second there without keeping the tempo at the impressive rate of the first. The forechecking throughout the game was great, but their defensive play broke down too much in the middle frame. But yeah, they did redeem themselves somewhat in the third.
I think they can definitely play a better overall 60 minutes than they did last game, though. The effort was still quite good but it could’ve been better. When (or if) Chicago wakes up and plays to their potential, the Canucks are gonna need a better effort than last game to come out on top.
CoHo
His had a couple remarkable plays. One was the tip, the other was a great pass to #22, but could be somebody else, don’t remember.
He played less than 8 minutes, I don’t know how much to read into his play in his defensive zone… a few shifts his line was pinned there. But after the line cleared the zone they also generated some chances.
Nice to see the Canucks’ D up to the task. Early on in the season, our D had trouble holding onto slim leads. I remember an interview back then with either McKenzie or McGuire how they would rank Canucks higher when they prove they can hold leads. While there were posts last night, the D limited 2nd chance opportunities to basically nil. I’m particularly encouraged by that.
Since Mitchell was out last year, the D is essentially deeper by a Ballard and a Hamhuis this year, and that’s pretty significant.
I remember an interview back then with either McKenzie or McGuire how they would rank Canucks higher when they prove they can hold leads.
Yeah, considering their 48-0-3 (or something like that) record when up after 2 periods, pretty sure they’ve proven that already.
Mirtle has a good piece
Curious if Hjalmarsson is injured or benched.
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a question
supposing the canucks go all the way this year, do bonuses etc end up doing the same to us for next year?
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so
Unless CoHo wins a major award that’s in his bonuses (which I highly doubt he would) – we have no one else on an ELC whose bonuses could screw us. The Hawks got pooched last year because Toews and Kane were both still on their ELCs
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If anything
It won’t be nearly as bad as the Hawks. Ehrhoff, Bieksa, Salo, Hansen, Higgins, etc. all need new contracts, but with the salary cap increasing next season and some of those guys taking pay cuts to stay with the Canucks, we should make it out alright. We don’t have any kind of major bonuses to deal with here (Hodgson is the only one with bonuses on the active roster at the moment, I believe).
But those are issues we can worry about in 2 months’ time.
quit blaming the salary cap
and start blaming Dale Talon.
Blaming Dale talon for what
Winning them a cup? I would take a cup and a bit of a rebuild next season if that’s what was needed.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
so it looks like we got outbidded by a hawks fan (or Canucks hater)
Lambert and Chemmy taking their services to the windy city.
lol, it’s what I hoped. If we keep the playoffs going, we can force a re-bid every round!
yay for charity!
lets harness Canucks-hate into a force of good!
Well this is Chicago
We do like to buy our wins. At least that’s what I’m told.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
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no joke
REALLY?
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawks fans bid for Lambert?
McClure is going to hate this
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
I think it's more likely
A canucks hater instead.
so you're saying
anywhere in Canada not BC?
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
you guys all just assume we’re all a den of villainy and evil over the rockies, right?
you guys?
I’m not so much in Canada
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
well
I assumed with the puppetmasterp name you were from pention pals. Apologies if I’m mistaken. :)
she be a Hawks fan
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I actually have a nonsensical beef with Pension Plan Puppets about that
A friend convinced me to join SCH, and when I went to sign up for a screen name, my initials were taken (PPP). So then after some thinking, we came up with puppetmasterp.
THEN I logged on to SBN for the first time and quickly discovered 1) PPP was the sn taken by an editor of the Toronto blog, and 2) the Leafs blog is Pension Plan Puppets.
/facepalm
I’m surprised I don’t get mistaken for a Leafs fan more often
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 2:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
apparently
some one said in the fanpost that chemmy announced it on twitter, but I i’m having issues getting on twitter to se a) if this is true, and b) who exactly that is.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
omg i just got onto twolinepass's twitter account
fucking hilarious
i likes my playoff runs like i likes my pizza dish: deep, son.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
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yeah, i had a feeling Blackhawks Downlow was the culprit
an SCHer (and a friend) blogs for them as well, though not as much lately. I like them alot.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
miss her
she needs to work less
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Hawks fans make me laugh alomst as much as Nucks fans
I love when fans of any team complain about stick work, late hits, guys who leave their feet etc etc etc and then claim that their team doesn’t do it too. Kane slashes Hammer, he responds and Hawks fans claim they didn’t see original slash.
100% seriously if you want a good laugh check out SCH today. They are as bad as we are with their complaining, crying and conspirizing.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
so
hockey fans are bad.
that was us, this time last year.
We bitch when we win
We bitch when we lose. It’s what we do. Of course each fanbase is going to see the game in a different light. I personally didn’t notice Kane’s slash, but doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. I did see Kane getting punched in the back of the head multiple times, but only because they showed a replay on CSN about it. Shit happens. I’m sure both teams took some liberties with each other. I honestly didn’t see too much to make be break out my tinfoil hat last night.
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Didn’t really give this much thought either, thought it was just a minor scrum.
Video replay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4puEoWu9Csk&feature=player_detailpage#t=246s
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Kane slashes
then gets pushed around until Sharp shows up and then slashes again. Hamhuis doesn’t like getting slashed and open hand glove shoves Kane a couple times up high. Not anything that hasn’t happened millions of times in hockey games all over the world. Kane is still a chickenshit for waiting for Sharp to show up before slashing Hamhuis again though.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Kaner is holding onto
Hammer’s stick too.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What CSN showed wasn't even a part of that scrum
it was something earlier in the game
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You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
That was a chickenshit move. Waited for Sharp to show up and grab hammer before slashing him again. I’m still waiting for someone, maybe Higgins to lay him out.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't tell them that at
SCH. They think Hamhuis was way out of line and someone even tried to tell me Kane would have slashed Hamhuis even if Sharp hadn’t shown up. Really? Then why didn’t he? He had plenty of time. The timing is pretty suspicious. I have no problem with a slash on the ankles, doesn’t hurt anyway, a push, a shove, a gloved punch etc etc etc. That’s playoffs. I have a problem with slashing or hitting a guy after a team mate has grabbed him. I don’t care if it gets called cause I know it isn’t really a penalty. But it is a chicken shit move.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure why they are so concerned with arguing this...
Seems like a case of “lets agree to disagree” about the choice of adjective. I just find feisty Kaner adorable.
I think most undersized guys have their moments of cheap shots. Or maybe my love this guy blinds me:

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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly
I should have walked away a while ago. I don’t know what happened over at SCH but it is not the place that it was this time last year.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the mod posts at SCH put for message boards interactions I prefer BSH.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BSH?
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Flyers blog
Broadstreet Hockey
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Oh I see
cause someone can’t pick just one team? ;-)
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey at least I'm nice at all the blogs I visit :p
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
I’ll cheer for the Hawks over everyone but it’s kind of fun to like other teams (seemed prudent this season too) ;)
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
that blog is good
i was visiting them lots during the playoffs last year, was fun to cheer on with them.
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BSH
is good times for sure.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what
Hockey fans are homers? Get out of here with that nonsense Section!!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 14, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wait no, don't go
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't go anywhere Semi
just took my bag of nonsense outside.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
By outside
You meant over to SCH I see ;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What did you think I meant?
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
outside

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Fans of opposing team complain after their team suffers a loss at the hands of the Vancouver Canucks
who were supposed to lose the game 7-0 because their team is in ’Luongo’s head.’
ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.
AND IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fifteen more times, to be exact.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
it just makes me laugh. Thought you all might want a laugh too.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly
I made me laugh but after this season Im really used to everyone under-estimating us and then getting really butthurt when we beat them. At this point, Im gonna try not to get my feathers ruffled when it comes to fans of other teams under-estimating us and trashing us when we beat them. Just gonna keep my blinders on, keep my eyes on the prize, and not worry about fans of other teams. We’ve got things to do.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
My feathers are far from ruffled
I know hockey. I used to be a colour guy. All I did was watch away from the puck and behind the play. I know what goes on. I know that every team has clean players. Every team has dirty players. And they usually have them in roughly the same percentage. I know the Canucks get away with basically the same as other teams get away with against the Canucks. That is why I hardly ever complain about dirty play and VERY rarely complain about the refs. I do still find it funny when other people do though.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well when your team just flat out doesn't perform
then you have to complain about the other team to deflect blame from your own team. And apparently Vancouver is the dirtiest team in the league.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention favoured by the ref because of the NHL head office demanding it (or something like that).
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
"durrrrr
My team sucks! Obviously the other team is getting favours from Bettman since he loves Vancouver hurrrrr!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw them complaining about the refs
Pretty rich considering that gift of a powerplay at the end of the game for sedins “hook”
by Canuckelhead on Apr 14, 2011 1:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I get frustrated with reffing sometimes
but since last year, I took the approach that they almost never determine games and teams that win tend to win in spite of bad reffing, thus it is simply a hurdle to overcome if it happens to be bad one night.
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#WinitForManny
THIS
ME TOO
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I checked it out yesterday
And was very, very sorry.
Does losing one game really cause normally intelligent people to experience such a profound disconnect with reality? I’m not just talking about your normal sports grousing — literally 90% of the posts were one of the following:
-Whining that the Canucks weren’t getting called on for penalties, then immediately
-Demanding the Hawks play dirtier, specifcally requesting more spearing and punching and elbowing
-Crying about how everything would be different if the Hawks could just get a fair shake from the refs
-Fond reminiscing over their favorite bad hawks players from the past and the many, many times they didn’t get caught being dirty little cheaters
And last but most certainly not least: Referring to players as “women” because apparently there’s no worse insult.
My feelings might have even been hurt, but then I decided that they must be suffering from a condition I just made up called Creative Reality Perception, or CRaP, and that they deserved our pity and not our scorn and then my microwave beeped because my cake-in-a-mug was ready so I went and ate it and forgot all about this until now.
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by Pseuccubus on Apr 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
this is not
an uncommon thing. Even among Vancouver fans (though this place is pretty rad).
I try to ignore bad behavior myself. Really don’t like it when I see Canuck fans behave that way, and will tell them to know it off.
No, I know
Any set of fans can get ugly, and I’m not saying that’s surprising.
But over the past year I’ve done a lot of lurking and reading at other teams’ blogs, because it’s actually a great way to learn about the game from different perspectives than that of your well-meaning but obviously biased fan-friends.
And I’ve definitely seen some anger and bad words (including one spectacular “Bro-Out” over at the Flames blog that was a thing of beauty and will endear their fans to me forever), but the stuff at SCH was WAY beyond anything I’ve seen from another fan base. Not saying they should stop, just observing that it was unexpected and that since I didn’t care for it, I won’t go read there anymore.
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♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
And last but most certainly not least: Referring to players as "women" because apparently there’s no worse insult.
My feelings might have even been hurt, but then I decided that they must be suffering from a condition I just made up called Creative Reality Perception, or CRaP, and that they deserved our pity and not our scorn and then my microwave beeped because my cake-in-a-mug was ready so I went and ate it and forgot all about this until now.
Hawks fan here who agrees completely and thinks you are awesome.
Let’s be honest, don’t all the little guys get a little dirty with their sticks from time to time?
/preemptive TWSS
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
my apologies
Thanks for letting me play in your sandbox ;)
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
TOO LATE
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Had
you fooled didn’t I?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell
is cake in a mug? Do you bake a cake inside the mug? Or do you bake a cake and try to stuff the whole thing inside a coffee mug?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Mind
Blown
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Mind
Blown
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
apparently doubly so
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
mmmm, cake-in-a-mug
First a disclaimer: I have Celiac Disease which means I can’t eat wheat gluten, so I don’t get to eat delicious cake or donuts or nice sandwich bread unless I bake it myself (everything store-bought that’s gluten-free tastes like cardboard). So when I say, “this tastes awesome!” you have to keep in mind that I haven’t tasted actual wheat products in over two years.
So I found this recipe online where you mix some ingredients together in a coffee mug and then microwave it for 3 minutes, and ta-da, it becomes cake that looks terrible but actually tastes pretty good if you’re wanting some cake and you don’t feel like putting more than 5 minutes work into it. I keep a small thing of chocolate ganache in the fridge and just pour it onto the “cake” instead of frosting.
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CRaP is awesome.
You’re gold Pseu. Your posts are genius!
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was
trying to get this point across, that all teams are doing this shit. They didn’t really agree with me. Meh.
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#WinitForManny
I never agree with you Canuckles
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Because I don't want to ;)
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Bye bye Kop
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Kopecky is out for GAme 2, likely Pisani in, Quenneville hints. Johnson ready to go for Hawks
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Marvelous
The more Ryan Johnson plays this series, the more I like our chances.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I want John Scott to play so we can torch him
but at the same time I don’t because I worry he’ll take a run at Kes/Sedins/Juice/Luie.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries
If Q loses his mind and plays Scott, he won’t do anything but chirp. He fights enforcers occasionally but doesn’t make dirty plays.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent
god I hope he plays
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Bolland is out again too.
There’s rumors they’re considering John Scott, but I doubt that. It would be a gift from the heavens to unleash him on any one of our lines.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
John Scott on the ice?
DO WANT
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You want a 6’8" 258 pounder standing in front of Luongo again? I don’t.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
you don’t want a slow-as-hell Dman standing near the paint while we’re breaking outlet passes? I do.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not a defenceman
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he is. Sometimes we play him up front, but he’s actually a dman. So was Buff.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
also
healthy scratch.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Mouthbreather.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
would he even
be able to find luongo on the ice to begin with?
Or would he be too busy goading someone on the bench to fight so he could “kick the shit out of them” ?
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#WinitForManny
We’ll see
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a goon
that I would love to see torched over and over again.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ice Hogs
We just recalled SEVEN Rockford Ice Hogs players… so no Scott.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that’s what I thought, I didn’t see him on the recall list.
That was just media speculations. I loved Mark Spector’s tweet: The Sedins’ bedtime prayers tonight will end with, “… and please, God, let Quenneville dress John Scott.”
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they’re just doing the same thing Vancouver did last season.
Bring a bunch of guys up and let them experience NHL playoff hockey. Maybe help them in their development a bit being around the action.
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either that
or they are using them as cannon fodder ;)
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like injuries
But the longer Bolland is out, the better it is for us
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Agreed :(
I’d feel much better about our chances if the Rat was functional.
It’s better for us that Manny’s out too but I’m so glad he’s doing well.
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
what did kopecky hurt?
Was it when Ballard on top of him?
yeah
neck I think
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by Hawks&Flyers on Apr 14, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I know
but I had to point out that there is a guy on SCH claiming he could beat up every member of the Canucks that is 2 inches and 20 pounds light then he is. I mean you have to admit that is funny.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT
That is some lulz right there.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I made a joke about winning that Lays contest
so I could punch Messier in the face. My friend said “you’d get your ass kicked. He played in the NHL.” I said “Yes. But he wouldn’t see that first punch coming. So at least I would get in a shot first.”
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Rick Rypien
Would probably like a word
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
open ice scheduled for 3:45.
now i need to get to work.
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"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pavel
is a funny man.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
How you possibly not like this guy. Such a waste he’s in Detroit.
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i do like him
especially when Alberts hits him
and when Manny picks his pocket
… Manny ;_;
hehe
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oh lawd!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh. All posturing. He’s a non-factor until he’s on the ice.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 14, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
um he's a non-factor when he's on the ice
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
You are going to drink the red kool-aid and like it.
Not true. He’s a detrimental factor to the Hawks. You have to negate his negative presence.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 15, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions

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