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The Time Is Nigh: Canucks/Hawks Predictions

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Your faithfully obedient NM crew has been coaxed out of the basement with the promise of Hot Pockets and grocery store-brand grape soda provided we slam our heads together, stumble around a bit and drum up the best quarterfinal predictions this side of a randomly tossed salmon.

Take the jump and give us your feeling for the opening round in the comments.

Star-divide

Cam Charron

I suppose if you believe in playoff curses or otherworldly mystical bull you'd think that the Canucks will never ever ever win a playoff series against the Blackhawks. Because I'm a geek, I crunched the numbers of the last two Round 2 series' and found something I was not at all expecting: an almost even EV PDO (100.6 % to 100.9 %). Since PDO is a statistic that measures a team's luck [ EV shot percentage + EV save percentage ] it's almost surprising to see that the Canucks got the benefit of bounces or bad goaltending.

What that means is that the Canucks weren't subject to the stars being off place, it's just that they played badly, and anybody who remembers those games remembers the defenses inability to move the puck from the slot. Mike Gillis went out and got Dan Hamhuis and Keith Ballard, and, due to some great luck with injuries this season, all six of our best defensemen fit under the cap and are finally together at the most critical part of the year. Chicago lost Dustin Byfuglien, the guy who probably won both series' on his own with his play in front of the net harassing Roberto Luongo. As a result, the Canucks gave up 7.3 shots per game on Chicago's powerplay and held just 45% of the total shots in both years. These are numbers that will improve because, well, our team as a whole is better this year.

The numbers indicate the Canucks got outplayed in years where the skill difference between the two teams was minimal. This season is different. There is no curse, and the only VooDoo I see going down at Rogers Arena this year exists in wistful memories of the old roller hockey team. Hey, the statue unveiled in front of the arena last Thursday of Roger Neilsen should be enough to exorcise the demons, again, if you believe in such things, since the Canucks kicked the puck out of the Blackhawks when they played in 1982, the very series' wherein Roger initially raised that towel.

I want this one bad. So will the Canucks, who will win it on the road in 6 games.

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Missy

I'm disappointed.  Seriously.  I didn't want to face the Blackhawks until the 2nd round.  That would've made our revenge perfect.  Oh well, looks like it will be the 1st round instead.  We all know the basics already.  These two teams hate each other, and are about to face each other in the playoffs for the 3rd year in the row.  Both teams have drastically changed over the last year, with Chicago losing their Cup-winning depth to cap restrictions and Vancouver becoming what is possibly the best in franchise history.  I believe that the 3rd time will be the charm, and the Canucks will come out victorious this time in 7 games, earlier if we're lucky.

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Nucks & Pucks

Here are a few brief thoughts on what to expect during this year’s edition of the annual Canucks/Blackhawks Spring Jamboree. The Sedins totally have the three-legged race wrapped up, although Kane and Toews may give them a run for their money. Okay, seriously, we know this will not be a picnic. But here is why I think the Canucks will win this series:

Roberto Luongo steps it up

There’s no Dustin Byfuglien this year, and Luongo looks sharper than ever. The Hawks will try to get to him early and get him off his game, but I’m betting his demeanour will be calmer and he will get offensive support he needs to relax and play his game.

Special teams win the series

You know it will be a chippy, physical series, which will mean a fair number of powerplays both ways. Even if you consider the PPs a wash (the Hawks weren’t far off the Canucks in the regular season) I like the Canucks’ PK, even sans Manny, to be the better unit and make the difference.

Cody Hodgson plays a big part at some point in the series

I don’t know why, but I have a feeling CoHo is going to do something big to help win a game at some point. It might be a clutch late-game or OT goal, a nice assist, or a surprising defensive play. But somehow I just think the kid is going to have at least one HUGE moment during his time in the series.

The Canucks’ depth wins the day In the past two years

Chicago has gotten clutch game- and series0changing performances from its third and fourth lines. This year it’s our turn. I could see Jank, Raffi Torres (when he’s back in), Jeff Tambellini (if he gets in), and/or Tanner Glass coming up huge for us at a big moment. Hopefully this does not mean that they will all be wearing Thrasher blue in 2011-12.

We see Marty Turco in this series

I am expecting that Corey Crawford will crumble at some point during the series and the Canucks will blow him out of the water. And whether that results in him getting yanked for a game or for the series, I think we’ll see our old First Round nemesis Marty Turco between the pipes for Chicago at some point.

My Prediction: Canucks in 5. I think the series will be close during games (minus that one Crawford meltdown), but that the Canucks superior depth and cool-under-fire demeanour will allow them a 5-game series victory that will belie the intensity and closeness of the games.

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WAACH 'Cast

This series has been speculated to death.  The rhetoric existed before the matchup was even finalized.  We all know what happened last time out.  They tell us that they're in our heads and they own us.  Yet they have just one game this season where it looked like that might be true.  Look at the Canucks record since then and how we played them following that game and tell me why we should be worried?  Yes, they're still a good team.  But they're not the team we lost to, and we are not the team they beat. 

There are people across North America who would love to see the Blackhawks leave us crushed again.  I am here to tell you that there is no reason to fear.  We are better, physically and mentally than they are.  They're focused on mind games; we're focused on 1 game at a time.  There will be name calling.  References to Luongo crying.  Accusations of various things about Kesler and Burrows.  It's all designed to try and get them, and us as fans to lose focus.  You know why?  It's all they've got.  They have to hope we don't play the post season like we have all year long, because if we do, they're the first body we leave on the side of the road to the Cup.  Fuck the Hawks and especially that hipster douchebag wannabe Kane.  Canucks in 6.

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Sean Zandberg

After 2 defeats in consecutive post seasons against Chicago it's time for the madness to end. It's tough to recollect how the Canucks were beaten by the Hawks in 2009 and 2010 so I went to the highlights on YouTube. Dear God. What a painful experience that was. In the 2009 series the Canucks blew a 3-goal lead once (early on too, not a good thing), a 2 goal lead once, and a 1 goal lead 5 times! You want to talk about psyche and all that. Well that kind of stuff will kill you. 

In the 2010 series the Canucks didn't do much of that. They were just dominated. Luongo was not as sharp but a couple of things remained the same:

1) The composure as a team was sorely lacking, from Luongo-out.

2) No rebound control

3) And this ties into #2: too many odd man rushes against and lousy coverage in front of Luongo

It's time for Vancouver to establish itself as the better team against the Hawks. They need to take control of games and be able to handle the ensuing Chicago onslaught when having the lead. Whether it's by not acting like a bunch of headless chickens in their own zone or by continually attacking even with the lead. That's something Chicago has done against us and now it's our turn. Take it to them for god's sakes. The Hawks will continually crash the net and try pester Lou like they have in the past and the Canucks need to prevent that and clean up the shit in front of Lou.

Canucks in 6.

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Yankee Canuck

Our team lost its focus and it lost its discipline it seemed after the shorthanded goal in Game 2 and had real difficulty regaining it...We played our style of game in one other game of the series and we weren't going to win with that. We have to get to the bottom of why those things occurred and we need to definitely improve in certain areas with the personnel.

Two years ago Vancouver couldn't contain Chicago's speed, skill and lost their composure as a result. Last season Vancouver was hampered by injuries and still got burned on speed, skill and a lack of discipline. That quote above is from from Mike Gillis after Chicago drove the nail in their coffin last May. He talked about focus, style of play and changing the mindset of the players. 

This season's team was built from the ashes of these failures, one that has capable defenders instead of shoving SOB into a top pairing, one that has a third line devoid of Bernier-type experiments and a team-first mentality in lieu of the score-settling and message-sending of the past. Maybe most important of all, they're healthy.

Vancouver doesn't win this series if their defense folds. They simply can't allow Chicago to own their crease and dictate the play with their physicality. The blueline will be under constant pressure to stop the core of the offense that hoisted the Cup and room for error is slim to none. Then there's Luongo who shed the "C" and beat back some demons along the way but this is the one stage he must excel at and one opponent he has to defeat. The goals will come, but these six men are where this series will be decided.

It's been 337 days since Chicago eliminated Vancouver and Gillis demanded adjustments. The Canucks were built for this moment and don't belong in the same breathe as the name of the trophy they have fought so hard for if they can't win here and now. It's time to earn this.

Canucks in seven.

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ohhhhhh...

I would sell a kidney to get tickets to this game… if only I could find someone and snatch it from them.

by alexmac77 on Apr 13, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure...

that if you’re willing to commit robbery to get a ticket, well there will be like 18,600 people you could potentially “acquire” tickets from. Shouldn’t be too hard…

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it’s easier to commit robbery.

You’ll be needing your kidney to help you process all that alcohol.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have tickets

I plan on going, but for a ridiculous overpayment I might be convinced to watch from home ;)

by Leftcoaster on Apr 13, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like

your kidneys, Lecter?

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are all

A bunch of homers.
Credibility, ruined

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Joke's on you

We never had credibility to begin with.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

The former

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, my bad

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the one thing nobody touched on is the coaching matchup.

Q drank AV’s milkshake the last two series. AV seemed to lose all nerve when leading by a few goals with half the game remaining. Instead of continuing to play the way that got them that lead, he would lock the team into defensive mode and only send one man in on the fore check and make everyone else stand behind center.

I am very confident we will win this series. The biggest thing that can prevent it is AV lapsing back into his old ways in this series.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

If

They had held that lead in Game 2 I think last year would have gone very, very differently

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep in mind

that a lot of the time, not all the time but I would guess much more than 50% of the time, it is the players who back off and play a little more defensively and the coach who is trying to get them back to the game plan. Very few coaches tell the players to back off and protect a lead if they are up a goal or two with a lot of time left. It is more human nature than coaching. Not saying you are wrong about AV just think we should all keep that in mind when watching this series.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that

When behind you tend to play with a lot more fire and determination, and subconsciously take the foot of the gas a bit when ahead

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you

But if a coach changes the system of play during games or between periods, the players have no choice but to follow that system.

That being said, a coach who backs off and shows less confidence is bound to have that mentality transfer onto the players.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

play defensively?

The Canucks will be playing catch up all night. put that worry to bed.

by wardrums on Apr 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And your faith in your friends

is yours!!!!

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

…we all know who turned out to be right in that situation. :)

I’ll take my chances with my friends.

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't his friends though really

Sure. They eventually got around to destroying the death star.

It was his father who saved him though. His faith in his family is what was rewarded.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

WE ARE ALL CANUCKS. Friends that are family.

Still works. :)

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to

have a high minded debate about Star Wars.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. We can still do that.

Your point was well made.

I suppose one could argue that although Luke was saved by his father, Luke’s cause was actually saved by his friends. In the circumstances, I feel that Luke always viewed his mission as a kamikaze/suicide mission, and if he died while on the Death Star, so be it – the victory at Endor would start the process that would result in the collapse of the Empire.

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting take

Although reading the numerous books that told stories about what happened after the death star was destroyed the fall of the empire was still a long way off.

Of course you could also argue that Leia and eventually Han were family as well and not friends. Perhaps the Emporers actual weakness was his failure to understand that people are better when they have people around them that they love.

As for Luke. I am sure he fully expected to die on the death star.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

The next question is how many of those books are part of the canon. But regardless, the fall of the Empire was a long ways off, but it began at Endor. I think. Unless you wanted to make the argument the fall began at the destruction of the first Death Star, or when Princess Leia obtained the plans which led to the destruction of the first Death Star. But soon we’re getting into chicken and egg scenarios.

I think you have nailed the Emperor’s true weakness. Although one could make an excellent argument that his REAL weakness was his inability to use the Force to prevent Darth Vader (without his right arm, mind you) from lifting him up and chucking him down a shaft, or his inability to break his fall, etc.

Old man and all, but really? Can shoot lightning from his fingertips but unable to keep an old guy from picking him up?

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Star Wars?

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad movie to reference for tonight

(hint hint)

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i have

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I suppose

the argument to be made is that the Emporer was at the end of his powers. Shooting that lightning was perhaps his last kick at the can so to speak. That could help explain why he was so obsessed with turning Luke so that he would have his line of succession in place.

I am also of the opinion that Vader was probably using the force to prevent the Emporer from breaking his fall. I know it sounds silly but I think once Vader returned from the dark side, and once again became Anakin, he was too strong for the Emporer.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree on both counts. That’s as good an argument as I have heard.

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I have spent far too long in my life thinking about Star Wars. And by far too long I mean not enough.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sci fi

Is the bomb

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite genre

There's always hope you whiny little bitches.

by stacie7 on Apr 13, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain it is impossible to think about it for too long. So many possible permutations.

A third trilogy based on the Timothy Zahn book trilogy (directed by someone other than George Lucas) would be awesome.

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those books

are soo good it is sick. I have them all at home. It might almost be time to read them again.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This discussion was making me think the same thing. Have you read the further duology? I didn’t think it was quite as strong as his original trilogy, but still, a good read.

Talon Karrde is the man.

And Rukh is the Noghri.

Brilliant works of art, those.

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read them I think

Specter of the Past and something about the future right?

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like that.

Vision of the Future
, apparently.

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by Jevant on Apr 13, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imean once the one dude

Thrawn or whatever was dead the other books couldn’t be as good in my opinion. That character was very strong.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just means that when the Emperor leveled up, he never took levitation as his skill, nor did he put any points into Strength.

The Emperor liked his sparky spark.

by jluglue on Apr 13, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you did it

but somehow you made this thread even nerdier. Impressive.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just bummed

that i missed out on all the star wars talk yesterday :(

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I mean

we didn’t even get into all the stuff going on down on Endor. And that’s only one movie.

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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth be known

I wouldn’t wager on this game without getting a goal or two. If the players are half as jacked as the fans, the hawks are running into a buzz saw, for one game.

by wardrums on Apr 13, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your faithfully obedient NM crew has been coaxed out of the basement with the promise of Hot Pockets and grocery store-brand grape soda

I NEVER GOT MY HOT POCKETS OR GRAPE SODA!!! You West Coast (/interior of BC) jerks demolished the snacks before I could even contemplate getting a flight out to BC. Screw you guys.

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

We mailed it via the Pony Express. You'll have it by August.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… spoiled and very thawed hot pockets and flat grape soda?

Hot damn, this blogging shit is finally beginning to pay off!!!

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey check the FB page. Darlene from TO is looking for a pub.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll check it out. I copied her in on email between the TO NMers last night, so she should be in the loop.

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheers

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

Darlene will get her NM Ontario Chapter initiation tonight, I believe! That’s a paddlin’…

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Kesler will happy to hear this.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be honest, it actually made me tempted to buy some once i get out on my grocery trip today.

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the grape soda?

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

grape soda is yummy.
and i haven’t had hot pockets in forever.

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

grape soda

is fucking gross

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thrify’s had no grape soda :(
had to settle for orange.

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Settle for orange?

One does not settle for Orange. Orange settles for you.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

fully agree...

orange pop is far superior to grape pop. its not even close… i’m gonna have to agree with section

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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia

Grape punch you!

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now to get sponsorship money from Safeway…..

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

call john garrett

he seems to know them well.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 13, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

so did we win the dipshit and the leafs fan? or still on?

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 13, 2011 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If you guys win you’ll be our biggest fans in about three hours.

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by Chemmy on Apr 13, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see the amount of discarded Guinness cans you’ll need to get through pro-VAN posts.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably consider this more Anti-Blackhawks. We’re taking the fight to your opponents’ blogs.

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by Chemmy on Apr 13, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping for a single line of praise. Perhaps inadvertently. Hence the Guinness.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sedins are very talented.

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by Chemmy on Apr 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This man

Is a genius wordsmith. Let’s tie this auction up.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes but who among your wordsmiths plans to get the entire city of Chicago angry at them tomorrow?

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by Chemmy on Apr 13, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll just get

Burrows to pull someone’s hair again

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...

see what u guys forget is us from Chicago are just angry ppl to begin with. Sox fans hate everybody, Cubs fans root for a team that has been useless for over 100 yrs. plus we deal with awful weather 8 months out of the year. and we aren’t Canadians which means we are not naturally the nicest people on earth… its really a perfect storm or being mean

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

never underestimate

the anger that’s been bottling up for 40 years over here

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

true...

but ur all from Canada and u r the nicest people on earth… its almost creepy how nice you all are..

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t know us then

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

go on... say that again

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

nice

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the fanshot.

Our bid is in and we’re in the lead by a solid margin.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lambert thinks carbonation is passe.

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by Chemmy on Apr 13, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hello...

old friends…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi friend!

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCz—Dd3IJ0

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know it

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good choice

Coconuts go.™

"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."

by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I make anything but?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to be nice

stop tempting me.

Coconuts go.™

"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."

by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi buddy ol’ pal.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins segment

on that TSN channel!

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t watch baseball.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Absolut

is ready to get unscrewed and mixed with OJ, and the dip is ready to get popped in under upper lip.

Game on fuckers. It is 10.20 pm here and I cant wait 6 more hours

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This man is a dedicated fan

I tip my hat to you. Time to fuck things up!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds perfect except one thing...

u should switch the screwdriver with jack and coke…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah...

the OJ and vodka go better with the swedish tobacco in my book. General snus all the way…

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess that would be true...

i go with straight cope, so the jack and coke fits better

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I quit chewing

1907 days ago. 16 years, can a day.. it’s good to be free.

Anyway. good luck folks.

by Skags on Apr 13, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

I joined a website and then a “quit” group. It’s gay, but it works. Anyway, there’s a day tracker there and you’re supposed to post roll everyday. Helps make you accountable. I don’t post roll, I just argue politics and happen to see my day tracker.

I personally only celebrate annually. Two years quit got me a sweet tv and I get to keep all my teeth and the sores are gone, so I got that going for me.

Sorry. I just know that every can I ever bought, after about 8 years, was supposed to be my last. There’s help out there and that’s all I’m trying to say.

by Skags on Apr 13, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no i think thats cool...

i don’t dip alot… its mostly just once a week, Sunday when we have sunday funday country edition, and then for play off games….

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do a Sunday Funday

at a local restaurant. I don’t drink. But since I don’t have a filter anyway I am still fun.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think patrik e meant that in a bad way.

I know we have some NM-ers who’s in a situation like yours, and I know some people personally going through the same thing.

Best of luck with it, and keep it up!

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are right

it wasnt intended to be in a bad way. I actually quit myself as well and for me it was easier than i thought it would be. Turned out my craving was to have something similar to tobacco stuck under my upper lip (yes, the swedish style!). Never actually suffered withdrawals from it and now I can do it just for special occasions, such as watching favorite teams beat the shit out of asshole hockey teams

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

so only when the hawks...

are beating the canucks or the wings? lol sorry i had to get one in

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing i am drinking...

because without alcohol in my system i have no sense of humor…

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t have a lot of buttons to push around here, but we try to avoid the derogatory use of “gay”.

Congrats on the quittin’.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My boss is gay

and he is awesome.

Therefore logically gay = awesome.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just saying hetero people aren’t as awesome, and I am offended!

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

This one cuts pretty deep.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

the truth hurts.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t necessarily mean I need to hear it!

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refute this claim

I am awesome and hetero, therefore so are hetero people. Everyone wins

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, we have no word for when something sucks, but we’ve coined “sexually indefinite” as “awesome”?

We’ve gotten nowhere fast.

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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."

by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey sorry!

I know a lot of gay people who use the word gay derogatorily. The only people it usually bothers are straight people who think it bothers gays.

anyway, duly noted. Won’t happen again.

And thanks.

by Skags on Apr 13, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty certain that’s not the people it usually bothers. :)

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know its funny

at nucks misconduct you can say a whole paragraph of FUCK (just mention Demitra to canuckles for example, or Bulis to me…fucking bulis, that fucking fuck), Shit, or pretty much everything else. Heck we even experimented with C-Bombs not too long ago. But we are all in agreement that anything that’s derogatory to any person or group of persons is off limits. Well, except flames fans, we pretty much all agree being derogatory to them is not only natural and deserved, it’s welcomed by the masses.

Just one of the things thats cool about this community.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

sorry if you took it the wrong way…see below!

Cheers

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As above

So below

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are a douche!

Not intended to be a factual statement!

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah!

Just making a comment on the “See below, see above” in the two posts back to back! :)
Reminded me of this song

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i just threw up in my mouth…listening to that gave me a bad vibe about rest of night….Waach’s death metal and now this…anyway, all in good humor

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what DO you listen to?

Coconuts go.™

"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."

by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you call yourself a Swede?
Waach’s death metal

I am shocked and appalled… so looks like we might be seeing something from your homeland in game 2’s coffee \m/

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know right...

from the land of all things death metal…just never could get into that particular type of metal…

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yes...

find something decent from the homeland for next coffee…ive got something if you need friendly suggestions!

by patrik e on Apr 13, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean!

Is this an accurate depiction of how the birth went?

Also, another playoff remix. This time, of eightyseven’s favourite: Cee lo Green

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yea that one isn't bad...

but u still have this one hanging over ur teams head… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPgxF8kOE_0

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random Predictions and whatnot, ramblings of a jackass, i apologize for wasting your time and mine

no fewer than 7 hot dogs will make contact with the ice

At least 300 Chicago fans, roughly the girth of Chris Farely, will angrily be informed that they will need to purchase two seats.

1 Chicago Blackhawks fan will be fired when his Canuck fan boss finds out who was responsible for lacing the coffee with exlax (ti hi)

Mike Milbury will speak, no one will notice or care

Dustin Byfuglien will be talked about no fewer than 2,500 times a period. suprisingly, however, his absence (as well as the absence of Manny Malholtra) will cause a 300% reduction in the offensiveness of Don Cherry’s commentating

Now to the games:

Game 1

The Blackhawks win a 9-7 barn burner after Tanner Glass’s and Jeff Tambellini’s first playoff hat-tricks are thwarted by Ryan Johnson’s completely unassisted natural triple-hat-trick.

Game 2

The Canucks bounce back in a tight checking 1-0 OT victory. Roberto Luongo is credited with the game winner on a rebound that bounces all the way back to the hawk net.

Game 3

The series shifts to Chicago, The blackhawks get it done in a close 4-3 victory. Finding the only possible way to ante up on previous playoff choking Alex Burrows directs the Game Winning Own Goal into the net.

Game 4

The series heads back to Vancouver, however, Sami Salo’s remaining testicle doesn’t make the trip. Hawks win 2-1 in OT, Bickell records the GWG in OT on a 120 footer that banks in off of Salo’s remaining nut. Corey Crawford registers the primary assist

Game 5

Canucks hang on and live to play another game, the Sedins remember how to play hockey, Canucks cruise 5-2

Game 6

The series extends to 7 games after the NBC commentating crew enrages everyone to the point where they agree “Fuck it, lets just play the next one, I think Mike Milbury and Pierre McGuire are scheduled to be in Washington.”

Game 7

The Mayan calender proves to be way off. Their predicition of a firey armagedon, on the hand…

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My drinking game tonight will be: Take a drink everytime Buffy is mentioned. I should be in a coma before puck drop.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea u will...

before u die of alcohol poisoning i would like to say u will be missed…

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I will leave you my liver in the will.

You’ll probably be able to put it in a locket and wear it as a necklace.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will go right next...

to my gall bladder i got taken out 2 week ago, on the shelf for organs that couldn’t hang with alcoholics.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a pussy organ that gallbladder.

Hope you’re doing better.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is worthless....

and i’m doing fine. back to drinking and dipping. just like the old days

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the most surprising part...

they said my liver was in tip top shape? i almost fell outta the hospital bed laughing

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is the gallbladder an useless organ? How are you going to process all the poutine, Mister!

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy..

first off we don’t have poutine down here… second. cutting ppl is the easiest part of my job, the gall bladder was interfering with me eating and drinking… therefore it had to go

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing out. If there’s one thing I am thankful to the French for, its poutine.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of voluntarily removing mine so I wouldn’t have to have an unscheduled surgery. Maybe a home removal kit from the dollar store.

My buddy had his removed. The only thing he hates are the sprints to the bathroom after his morning coffee. TMI? Too bad. I had to hear about it, so now you do too.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea...

i’m sure u could get atleast a few tickets for a gall bladder, i’ll have to check an updated price list on the black market but i think thats safe to say… and yea, u eat anything spicy, and u have no choice but to be around a bathroom in no more than 20 min. after finishing ur food… its pretty annoying… but i hear that will stop in after a yr… so only 49 weeks left!!!!!

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black bear gallbladders are worth a bunch out here. 87 uses them in cookies.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it’s organic. You said they were aphrodisiacs? tehe

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

innapropriate

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

You did.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

nah, that’s so a Kesrows thing.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Johnson’s completely unassisted natural triple-hat-trick

I’d sort of love this. The newspapers in the morning wouldn’t know what to do.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Luongo!

Seems to be the reliable fall back position.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about fire AV?

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a very reliable front pager.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

 i really can’t stand the thought of losing this shit but if it comes at the hands of nine RJ goals, well, i’d probably tolerate that

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd have to rename the Ovechtrick

To the RJ-trick or the Balls-trick

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually its simply called the RyJo

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who will be mentioned more

Buff or Crosby? hmmmmmmmmmmm

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sid does have brain boo boo

After the 1st even close to head hit, I’m thinking Sid will beat out Buff

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sidney Crosby

Ol’ Reliable = best drinking game for watching hockey.
Me and my friends got pissed out of our tree two years back when McGuire was frothing at the mouth over Crosby… one time we counted and he managed to say Crosby 5 times in one sentence.

by splnwezel on Apr 13, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He Crosbied the fucking Crosby out of that Crosby with his Crosby and his Crosby!

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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buff is free. Chicago should fly him to the game. Sit him right behind Luongo. BOOM…in ya head again.

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140 characters of pure hell

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had thought about this

There's always hope you whiny little bitches.

by stacie7 on Apr 13, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though the fans of our respective teams don't agree about much in terms of the on ice action

I think we can all agree that the coverage of this series is going to be annoying to the max.

Perhaps a joint SCH-NM drinking game set to all of the possible annoying comments ought to be forged?

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime Douchebag says something

take a shot

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buff mention: one drink
“This is a different [city name] team this year”: two drinks
Pierre McGuire is brought in for analysis: blow up the world

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like.

Additionally if 3 or less words separate “Roberto Luongo” and “Key to the Game” finish your beer.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

if 10 words separate “Luongo” and “Demons” everyone drinks Four Loko followed by oyster shooters.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXORCIZE

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGuire shows up and I start a vodka IV drip.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every play which McGuire refers to as a "turning point in the series" is a round of bull blasters

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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

drinks for:

“Hawks won the Cup last year”
“Hawks barely made the playoffs”
“Hawks are in the Canucks’ heads”

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

You’re just a little task master, aren’t you? ;)

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheheheh.

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

references to Kane's 'mullet'

drink… bonus drink if they show a visual

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had quite a chuckle at this
Roberto Luongo is credited with the game winner on a rebound that bounces all the way back to the hawk net.

well played

by putmeinthemadhouse on Apr 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Specific Predictions That Will All Turn Out Incorrect

1)Nucks in a painful, nerve-wracking seven.

2)The Sedins do little at even strength against Keith and Seabrook. But thanks to the PP and occasionally lining up against Nick Leddy, they’re able to combine for, say, 15 points in the seven games.

3)Raymond-Hodgson-Hansen gets tuned up by Kane’s line, but is able to make part of it up when out against Balls’ line.

4)The VPD opens up a file on Chuckles after he writes something heinous and threatening about Christian Ehrhoff following a goal-causing Ehrror.

5)Luongo gets relatively lit up in an early game causing everyone to shit their pants, but otherwise plays very well, thank you.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we supposed to pick out WILL happen, or which one won’t? I see almost equal likelihoods for all 5.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, it’s pretty much a guarantee that none of them will come to fruition.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so Passive

Staking claims.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i promise that even if all five magically happen, i will never reference this again.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better not

Or else I’ll personally breakout my torch and pitchfork and come after you

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

All of the above scare the hell out of me. Except for #4, because it will probably happen.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we meet again...

Detroit Red Wings - Green Bay Packers - Minnesota Twins : Axis of Evil

by HjammerTime on Apr 13, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No we don't

Ban this one!

Enjoy the series :)

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey it smells over here...

…oh wait that’s me. sorry

lets start already!

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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Foo Fighters is… good? Where did this come from?

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Heard it 2 nights ago. Not bad. I like Grohl alot though.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too but I know how bad their music got. And this is actually quite good for a lot of reasons.

Makes me happy.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a big fan of their recent stuff, but Everlong is such a damn good song

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emo

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockinest love song there is.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acoustic's even better

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell no. Still good though.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kay fine, not better. But it’s cute.

I liked it on Guitar Hero.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware it was in a GH game. Sweet.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Rock Band

idk I played it on a fake guitar on a console of some sort.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, sweet sig. Pusha T being my pump up music, it fits perfectly. Abe’s the OG.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word up, Newton.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cloverdale come May 1st. But I’ll always be a Newton gangster.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movin on up

to suburban living are we? :)

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newton ain’t the burbs?

But yeah. I’m 25, time for the quiet life of leisure I’ve always wanted.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Das cute

Still with the lady?

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awsnap

cue Everlong.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buh?

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So old

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m old balls.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to understand you

87. And recently I have no clue what you are talking about most of the time. And just now I figured it out. I turned 30. As soon as I turned 30 most of what you say became incomprehensible.

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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

want me to slow down my speech for you now? :)

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out of here

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ay-greed.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

seen at FFH:

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta get the workout in

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure dogs look cute

but I came home today to find that my lovely golden retriever had thrown up, which I don’t mind because if someone had been home she’d have asked to get let out because she’s a lovely dog. The real issue is that she was in a mostly empty, concrete-floored garage and yet she still picked her blanket, of all goddamn places, to throw up on, and then because all that vomiting is really exhausting work, she lay down in it.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds a lot like me.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like looking into the future of this evening.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

No one throws up on my couch tonight.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like cute doggy dog

like owner?

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

she figured this one out all by herself.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was taught well.

And I obvs meant she was imitating your vomit-rolling ways, she’s the only qtp2t in your relationship.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew what you were getting at; it’s just that she’s really stupid so she probably wouldn’t “learn” to roll around in her own excretions even if she saw me doing it, which of course she doesn’t because i keep that to the privacy of my room.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Would want you setting a good example now.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, i need to be on my way to work in 10 minutes.
i might catch you guys later in the 2nd intermission.

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by missy on Apr 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.. I’ve been at work all day. I wish I feel more guilt, but I don’t.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 run HR from Bautista in the 8th to put the Jay up 5-2 in the 8th.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Only one of them.

7-2 now.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

About the predictions and looking back...

The worst part is that one of the 2 most entertaining Hockey blogs out there (for me at least) will be essentially “done” until the draft/July 1st. That is the true tradgedy here. Anywho…

I can’t help but agree that this series will probably tilt your way. The Canucks have not lost much compared to last year, and may have added even with the loss of some of the passenger types that were up in BC.

The Hawks are about 50-65% of what they were. They really shouldn’t win this series. That said, I never believed we had a chance in ‘09 either, but they found a way to get through then. For my opinion that time it was more AV’s fault than Luongo’s. He certainly didn’t prepare the team well last year to face the Hawk’s. I don’t see it happening here this time, but I would say that your coach is the one that really is the place your playoff lives are tied. If he can be a difference and not a problem, you should skate through to the next round fairly quickly. I’m seeing this in 5 for your guys up there. The Hawks best chance is if they can come out and ambush you up there for a 2-0 lead coming back to Chicago. Anything less and the Hawks are probably done. Still I hope it is a fun series to watch for both sides. I know the last 2 have been a bit one sided as far as the fun aspect goes.

Good luck, but I fear you won’t need it this round.

WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!!!!

by hawkie on Apr 13, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yellow Jacket Hawky, we bid you goodbyyyeeee!

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love the number of ads they squeezed onto one towel.

by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I got an 09-10 one. Dare I use it, or is it bad luck, associated with Demitra and them?

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The year is not important

It’s the spirit of the towel waving that matters.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bye Carlos Delgado

Happy retiring.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Loved him when he was a Blue Jay!!

HOF worthy?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 13, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he is going out for good reason (helath)

Unlike Dickwad Manny because he is a juiced up SOB.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Mitch Peacock is an interesting looking feller.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Goosebumps, empty Rogers Arena.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never heard

Or seen him before ever. It’s pretty obvious CBC doesn’t give a shit about the Detroit-Phoenix matchup

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d definitely rather be watching the TB/PIT game. :(

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am!

Woohoo Canada East

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pft

Woohoo internet streams.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coyotes just scored first. Whoa.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pups have a point already!!!

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by Pseuccubus on Apr 13, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of looks like a young William Dafoe.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 13, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA MY PARTY HOMIE

KYLE TURRIS. STM GRAD 07

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You know him?

VIP

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prolly doesn't remember me ha

Went to diff private schools. He rolled with friends of mine.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

after the hawks kick your asses tonight

i will kick your asses in NHL 11 OTP! “siiky johnson” is my gamertag

skeletons don't like closets.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 13, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Section

Beat this guy down!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's a school night!

;)

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm letting my 8 year old stay up

Maybe his mom is too?

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by Pseuccubus on Apr 13, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS3?

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

The People’s Champion

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you guys still on the Pacific Coast, and not move yet (team or city or both)

These 10:00pm starts and 5:00am wake ups really suck!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The game starts at 7 in Better Standard Time.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is this place so QUIET????????????

The Playoffs have started, your team is the hands down favorites, and no chit chat?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dinner time

People heading home probably. They are only at 5PM their time

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really what’s left to say? Let the games begin!

by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 5:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

from a blues fan

good luck tonight boys.Give the Hawks Hell!!!

by Gazz on Apr 13, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheers, Gazz!

Tough season for you guys. Expected you to be in the playoffs.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have 2 bets on this series with office mates

1. the series doesn’t go more than 5 games
2. luongo doesn’t give up more than 6 goals in the series

yeah, i’m overconfident right now, with good reason.

by bitterguy on Apr 13, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, My guess tonight alone in 6 goals!

I really really really hope your team is as confident as you! lol

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too

I would hate for the Canucks to be lacking confidence at this point.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confidence = Good

Overconfidence = Bad (can be broken to a disparaging level quickly)

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

I don’t think over-confidence is really possible. I think you can take an opponent lightly. But to me that’s not a confidence issue. You can never have too much confidence as a hockey player.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the over confidence thing = letting your guard down and taking a team too lightly. I d believe in its existence.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

*I do

No…we’re not getting married.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your jealousy appalls me.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work with people who are confident in what they do

But also some who are over confident. They tend to crumble quickly when things just start to go of kilter, whereas those with simple confidence tend to plow through it easily.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I think

you are mistaking confidence with something else. When people are faced with obstacles it is the ones with the most confidence in themselves thatt plow through.

In my opinion there is no such thing as over confidence.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is fake

confidence. Cockiness. Bluster. But I don’t think that it is possible to have too much genuine confidence.

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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cockiness

One of the worst human traits.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confidence = knowing something
Cockiness = trying to prove to everyone you know something

by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now going OT

It is people who know the job, they know they know it well to the point where they THINK they can do every part of it and correct/overcome any obstacle. But when something does happen (it always does) that does not react as the anticipate, they at times over react or jump too quickly into a course of action because they “know” it will work, but ends up exacerbating the problem, where simply sitting back and evaluating to see what you know, and react to be proactive to that is all that was needed.

It is when they are so confident in their ability to do it, they do not always think it through for what actually is the best course of action (perhaps this is cockiness or short sightedness) and simply react to what they think they know, instead of seeing what they do know.

Winded yes, but an abbreviated explanation of what I see.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me call Stace or Ahn to moderate your OT ass!

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their Superwoman powers don't work here!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them wimmens carry a grudge that transcends websites tho.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

that’s missy’s job here

by ahnfire on Apr 13, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

the women rule the blogs

There's always hope you whiny little bitches.

by stacie7 on Apr 13, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they really knew it would work, it would.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 5:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They really think they know it will work,

But it does not. I see this happen all the time, and sometimes you just have to let them fail to build them up afterwards.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re welcome to think whatever you want

by bitterguy on Apr 13, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's quite the change

From that post a couple months ago

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

like virginia slims, i’ve come a long way.

by bitterguy on Apr 13, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 goals in series? Wouldn’t that be nice. Might take the first one…not the latter.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the 'How can you people support Alex Burrows???' crowd...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/globe-on-hockey/the-nhls-top-defensive-forwards/article1984107/

RK NAME TEAM GP QCMP EVGA SHGA
1 MANNY MALHOTRA VAN 72 0.046 1.68 4.21
2 BRIAN ROLSTON N.J 65 0.085 2.09 2.39
3 BROOKS LAICH WSH 82 0.029 1.69 3.72
4 ALEX BURROWS VAN 72 0.076 2.15 3.08
5 JANNIK HANSEN VAN 82 0.014 1.58 2.23

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bryzgalov

with the massive whiff there… them Yotes done let Detroit back in this one…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If this PHO/DET

game goes to OT, CBC better pull away and show the Canucks game. There will be some hell to pay if they don’t. I want player intro’s and all.

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by Canuck_gal on Apr 13, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

Hawks > SCUM & Yotes combined.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I agree.

Although I’m sensing an “I hate Detroit” vibe…

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by Canuck_gal on Apr 13, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Detroit

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(clears throat) Fuck Scum.

Don’t do anything that can’t be done properly.

:)

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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Detroit.

I one day hope the Canucks are right there with them in terms of dynasty. My family thinks I’m nuts because Detroit is my back up team in the playoffs.

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by Canuck_gal on Apr 13, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I respect them

But I hate them

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Players I do not mind (lest Bertuzzi)

The Fans however, well they are at least not nearly as bad a St. Louis fans.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CBC

Says they’ll cut to our game.
I can’t hate Detroit (Bertuzzi excepted).

by Tink for Nucks on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask me again

when we meet them in the conference finals.

by Tink for Nucks on Apr 13, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine them with Kane in the lineup (not Evander).

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....

I for one think that Crawford is going to get lit up. My bet is we’ll get to see Turco before the end of this series. Suck it Chicago…suck it hard.

by Mica Van Isle on Apr 13, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I respectfully

Disagree

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

I for one think that hockey will be played. Dudes will jump on and off the ice. There will be guys wearing two different collor sweaters. One team will sport a racially insensitive insignia, the other will look eerily similar to the Hartford Whalers. Who knows, a goal might be scored.

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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whee

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this

GlobalDurant Jay Durant
Blackhawk Van Smash. This thing won’t last long. Across from shark club @russrockvan @classicrock101 http://yfrog.com/hsrc9oiwj

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by Kent Basky on Apr 13, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

CC hasn't posted all day

This is strange. I think he’s getting in the zone before he loses his shit.

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by Canuck_gal on Apr 13, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Herp derp

I am anxious for this game to start.

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by jabraham on Apr 13, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god.

It’s 87 in her homemade Greengirl outfit.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

F YOU

I LOOK GOOD IN MY DIAPER.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

Your really weird mouth to eye distance

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a walking stick cartoon

at least my hair flows pretty-like in the wind.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

You’re cool :)

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks pretty flat to me

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop saying words.

It’s long and shiny and pretty, okay!?

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

I’m Bob LeDonne.

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Apr 13, 2011 5:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

hello Bob

I didn’t know you travelled.

by ahnfire on Apr 13, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been here

A couple times over the past few days

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have this same pic with out the pesky clothing included?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We like to keep it PG around here

In some things.
If not, at least 14A

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pesky keep it teen friendly at least rules

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait!!!!

In the US PG-13 movies can show them!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just look that up?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, well Yes

A couple of weeks ago I was watching European vacation with my 8 year old son, when while they where in Dueutschland, Russ was making out with this girl, who promptly removed her top, showing all. I checked the Rating (PG-13) than looked it up on the MPA guidelines, and sure enough Boobs can be shown in PG-13, provided it is not explicit, (Fuck can be said once, non sexually, drugs can be shown/discussed in limited matters, etc…)

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

mainly because Mrs. Zandberg often peeks over Sean’s shoulder.

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by missy on Apr 14, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO SHE FUCKING DOESN’T!!!!!!

/yes she does

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 15, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’d see much.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't be convinced without proof! lol

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Bob. We have to stop meeting like this.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Bow Tie scores!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 13, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it!

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lightning collapsing!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 13, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought this may happen. Rolo had a good start with the team, but…

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of their D.

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by cyxj on Apr 13, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Detroit is so. Damn. Good.

Despite being outplayed with a heapload of penalties to kill, they’re killin’ it.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yotes really not doing themselves any favors. Looking like a mismatch.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bryz

was so promising at first.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

but hey, Scum won the first game against the Yotes last year, right?

by ahnfire on Apr 13, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bahaha

Abdelkader feelin’ up Doaner.

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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So insensitive………….

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you might have some advice to give

On how to be
Insensitive

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groan.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sarcastic. But also sensitive. Gets lost in the text sometimes.

I never intend to be mean.

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok now I like your post Semi. The effect was great.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/weeps sensitivitally

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by kesrows on Apr 13, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pump up music!

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by ShiftySC on Apr 13, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My work here is complete

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 13, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thoughts on Canucks/Blackhawks series

I’m feeling cautiously optimistic about the Canucks chances this series. Reasons below

1. Goaltending. Yes Roberto Luongo struggled the last 2 playoffs. However there are several factors that he didn’t have the last 2 playoffs: a capable back-up who could step in should Luongo falter (cory schneider), rest (he played a good 15-20 less games this season), confidence, a full-time goalie coach. In the other net, the key will be getting to Corey Crawford early and often. Crawford’s a rookie and we need to get into his head just as the Blackhawks have done to Luongo countless times

2. Defense and defensive depth. We have a roster of 6 defensemen and at least three who can come in and be competent in case of injuries (Alberts, Tanev and possibly Lee Sweat)

3. Ryan Kesler. The man has been playing out of his mind this season. He’s been his usual steady self on the defensive game, and he’s got a wicked wrist shot to boot. Plus his faceoff percentage is nothing to sneeze at.

4. The eye (no pun intended) in the press box. Although Manny Malhotra won’t be playing. Having his presence in the press box will be invaluable. From the vantage point of the press box, Malhotra will be able to see all the action and point out nuancies he sees in the intermission and between games.

5. Strong Leadership. Henrik Sedin has done a fantastic job of keeping the Canucks together as a team. But he’s not the only one. Leadership has been a team commit()tment with everyone from the top players to the 12th forward has been allowed to say his piece. I think this shows great respect and has played a huge role in our sucess this season.

6. Weaker opponent. No matter how the Blackhawks spin it, they don’t have the same depth as last time these 2 teams met in the playoffs (Byfuglien, Ladd, Bickell, and Versteeg and Niemi re off this team; incumbents Brouwer and Boland aren’t 100% healthy. Furthermore, top dmen Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook have had their struggles this season

Bottom line, if the Canucks play the way they have all season they should prevail. My prediction: Canucks in 6

Go Canuck Go

by Tina Poole on Apr 13, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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