The Time Is Nigh: Canucks/Hawks Predictions
Your faithfully obedient NM crew has been coaxed out of the basement with the promise of Hot Pockets and grocery store-brand grape soda provided we slam our heads together, stumble around a bit and drum up the best quarterfinal predictions this side of a randomly tossed salmon.
Take the jump and give us your feeling for the opening round in the comments.
Cam Charron
I suppose if you believe in playoff curses or otherworldly mystical bull you'd think that the Canucks will never ever ever win a playoff series against the Blackhawks. Because I'm a geek, I crunched the numbers of the last two Round 2 series' and found something I was not at all expecting: an almost even EV PDO (100.6 % to 100.9 %). Since PDO is a statistic that measures a team's luck [ EV shot percentage + EV save percentage ] it's almost surprising to see that the Canucks got the benefit of bounces or bad goaltending.
What that means is that the Canucks weren't subject to the stars being off place, it's just that they played badly, and anybody who remembers those games remembers the defenses inability to move the puck from the slot. Mike Gillis went out and got Dan Hamhuis and Keith Ballard, and, due to some great luck with injuries this season, all six of our best defensemen fit under the cap and are finally together at the most critical part of the year. Chicago lost Dustin Byfuglien, the guy who probably won both series' on his own with his play in front of the net harassing Roberto Luongo. As a result, the Canucks gave up 7.3 shots per game on Chicago's powerplay and held just 45% of the total shots in both years. These are numbers that will improve because, well, our team as a whole is better this year.
The numbers indicate the Canucks got outplayed in years where the skill difference between the two teams was minimal. This season is different. There is no curse, and the only VooDoo I see going down at Rogers Arena this year exists in wistful memories of the old roller hockey team. Hey, the statue unveiled in front of the arena last Thursday of Roger Neilsen should be enough to exorcise the demons, again, if you believe in such things, since the Canucks kicked the puck out of the Blackhawks when they played in 1982, the very series' wherein Roger initially raised that towel.
I want this one bad. So will the Canucks, who will win it on the road in 6 games.
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Missy
I'm disappointed. Seriously. I didn't want to face the Blackhawks until the 2nd round. That would've made our revenge perfect. Oh well, looks like it will be the 1st round instead. We all know the basics already. These two teams hate each other, and are about to face each other in the playoffs for the 3rd year in the row. Both teams have drastically changed over the last year, with Chicago losing their Cup-winning depth to cap restrictions and Vancouver becoming what is possibly the best in franchise history. I believe that the 3rd time will be the charm, and the Canucks will come out victorious this time in 7 games, earlier if we're lucky.
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Nucks & Pucks
Here are a few brief thoughts on what to expect during this year’s edition of the annual Canucks/Blackhawks Spring Jamboree. The Sedins totally have the three-legged race wrapped up, although Kane and Toews may give them a run for their money. Okay, seriously, we know this will not be a picnic. But here is why I think the Canucks will win this series:
Roberto Luongo steps it up
There’s no Dustin Byfuglien this year, and Luongo looks sharper than ever. The Hawks will try to get to him early and get him off his game, but I’m betting his demeanour will be calmer and he will get offensive support he needs to relax and play his game.
Special teams win the series
You know it will be a chippy, physical series, which will mean a fair number of powerplays both ways. Even if you consider the PPs a wash (the Hawks weren’t far off the Canucks in the regular season) I like the Canucks’ PK, even sans Manny, to be the better unit and make the difference.
Cody Hodgson plays a big part at some point in the series
I don’t know why, but I have a feeling CoHo is going to do something big to help win a game at some point. It might be a clutch late-game or OT goal, a nice assist, or a surprising defensive play. But somehow I just think the kid is going to have at least one HUGE moment during his time in the series.
The Canucks’ depth wins the day In the past two years
Chicago has gotten clutch game- and series0changing performances from its third and fourth lines. This year it’s our turn. I could see Jank, Raffi Torres (when he’s back in), Jeff Tambellini (if he gets in), and/or Tanner Glass coming up huge for us at a big moment. Hopefully this does not mean that they will all be wearing Thrasher blue in 2011-12.
We see Marty Turco in this series
I am expecting that Corey Crawford will crumble at some point during the series and the Canucks will blow him out of the water. And whether that results in him getting yanked for a game or for the series, I think we’ll see our old First Round nemesis Marty Turco between the pipes for Chicago at some point.
My Prediction: Canucks in 5. I think the series will be close during games (minus that one Crawford meltdown), but that the Canucks superior depth and cool-under-fire demeanour will allow them a 5-game series victory that will belie the intensity and closeness of the games.
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WAACH 'Cast
This series has been speculated to death. The rhetoric existed before the matchup was even finalized. We all know what happened last time out. They tell us that they're in our heads and they own us. Yet they have just one game this season where it looked like that might be true. Look at the Canucks record since then and how we played them following that game and tell me why we should be worried? Yes, they're still a good team. But they're not the team we lost to, and we are not the team they beat.
There are people across North America who would love to see the Blackhawks leave us crushed again. I am here to tell you that there is no reason to fear. We are better, physically and mentally than they are. They're focused on mind games; we're focused on 1 game at a time. There will be name calling. References to Luongo crying. Accusations of various things about Kesler and Burrows. It's all designed to try and get them, and us as fans to lose focus. You know why? It's all they've got. They have to hope we don't play the post season like we have all year long, because if we do, they're the first body we leave on the side of the road to the Cup. Fuck the Hawks and especially that hipster douchebag wannabe Kane. Canucks in 6.
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Sean Zandberg
After 2 defeats in consecutive post seasons against Chicago it's time for the madness to end. It's tough to recollect how the Canucks were beaten by the Hawks in 2009 and 2010 so I went to the highlights on YouTube. Dear God. What a painful experience that was. In the 2009 series the Canucks blew a 3-goal lead once (early on too, not a good thing), a 2 goal lead once, and a 1 goal lead 5 times! You want to talk about psyche and all that. Well that kind of stuff will kill you.
In the 2010 series the Canucks didn't do much of that. They were just dominated. Luongo was not as sharp but a couple of things remained the same:
1) The composure as a team was sorely lacking, from Luongo-out.
2) No rebound control
3) And this ties into #2: too many odd man rushes against and lousy coverage in front of Luongo
It's time for Vancouver to establish itself as the better team against the Hawks. They need to take control of games and be able to handle the ensuing Chicago onslaught when having the lead. Whether it's by not acting like a bunch of headless chickens in their own zone or by continually attacking even with the lead. That's something Chicago has done against us and now it's our turn. Take it to them for god's sakes. The Hawks will continually crash the net and try pester Lou like they have in the past and the Canucks need to prevent that and clean up the shit in front of Lou.
Canucks in 6.
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Yankee Canuck
Our team lost its focus and it lost its discipline it seemed after the shorthanded goal in Game 2 and had real difficulty regaining it...We played our style of game in one other game of the series and we weren't going to win with that. We have to get to the bottom of why those things occurred and we need to definitely improve in certain areas with the personnel.
Two years ago Vancouver couldn't contain Chicago's speed, skill and lost their composure as a result. Last season Vancouver was hampered by injuries and still got burned on speed, skill and a lack of discipline. That quote above is from from Mike Gillis after Chicago drove the nail in their coffin last May. He talked about focus, style of play and changing the mindset of the players.
This season's team was built from the ashes of these failures, one that has capable defenders instead of shoving SOB into a top pairing, one that has a third line devoid of Bernier-type experiments and a team-first mentality in lieu of the score-settling and message-sending of the past. Maybe most important of all, they're healthy.
Vancouver doesn't win this series if their defense folds. They simply can't allow Chicago to own their crease and dictate the play with their physicality. The blueline will be under constant pressure to stop the core of the offense that hoisted the Cup and room for error is slim to none. Then there's Luongo who shed the "C" and beat back some demons along the way but this is the one stage he must excel at and one opponent he has to defeat. The goals will come, but these six men are where this series will be decided.
It's been 337 days since Chicago eliminated Vancouver and Gillis demanded adjustments. The Canucks were built for this moment and don't belong in the same breathe as the name of the trophy they have fought so hard for if they can't win here and now. It's time to earn this.
Canucks in seven.
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ohhhhhh...
I would sell a kidney to get tickets to this game… if only I could find someone and snatch it from them.
Pretty sure...
that if you’re willing to commit robbery to get a ticket, well there will be like 18,600 people you could potentially “acquire” tickets from. Shouldn’t be too hard…
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it’s easier to commit robbery.
You’ll be needing your kidney to help you process all that alcohol.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I have tickets
I plan on going, but for a ridiculous overpayment I might be convinced to watch from home ;)
You like
your kidneys, Lecter?
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
You guys are all
A bunch of homers.
Credibility, ruined
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Joke's on you
We never had credibility to begin with.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously
The former
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Whoops, my bad
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the one thing nobody touched on is the coaching matchup.
Q drank AV’s milkshake the last two series. AV seemed to lose all nerve when leading by a few goals with half the game remaining. Instead of continuing to play the way that got them that lead, he would lock the team into defensive mode and only send one man in on the fore check and make everyone else stand behind center.
I am very confident we will win this series. The biggest thing that can prevent it is AV lapsing back into his old ways in this series.
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If
They had held that lead in Game 2 I think last year would have gone very, very differently
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Just keep in mind
that a lot of the time, not all the time but I would guess much more than 50% of the time, it is the players who back off and play a little more defensively and the coach who is trying to get them back to the game plan. Very few coaches tell the players to back off and protect a lead if they are up a goal or two with a lot of time left. It is more human nature than coaching. Not saying you are wrong about AV just think we should all keep that in mind when watching this series.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree with that
When behind you tend to play with a lot more fire and determination, and subconsciously take the foot of the gas a bit when ahead
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I hear you
But if a coach changes the system of play during games or between periods, the players have no choice but to follow that system.
That being said, a coach who backs off and shows less confidence is bound to have that mentality transfer onto the players.
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And your faith in your friends
is yours!!!!
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
…we all know who turned out to be right in that situation. :)
I’ll take my chances with my friends.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
It wasn't his friends though really
Sure. They eventually got around to destroying the death star.
It was his father who saved him though. His faith in his family is what was rewarded.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
WE ARE ALL CANUCKS. Friends that are family.
Still works. :)
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I just wanted to
have a high minded debate about Star Wars.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. We can still do that.
Your point was well made.
I suppose one could argue that although Luke was saved by his father, Luke’s cause was actually saved by his friends. In the circumstances, I feel that Luke always viewed his mission as a kamikaze/suicide mission, and if he died while on the Death Star, so be it – the victory at Endor would start the process that would result in the collapse of the Empire.
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Interesting take
Although reading the numerous books that told stories about what happened after the death star was destroyed the fall of the empire was still a long way off.
Of course you could also argue that Leia and eventually Han were family as well and not friends. Perhaps the Emporers actual weakness was his failure to understand that people are better when they have people around them that they love.
As for Luke. I am sure he fully expected to die on the death star.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Right
The next question is how many of those books are part of the canon. But regardless, the fall of the Empire was a long ways off, but it began at Endor. I think. Unless you wanted to make the argument the fall began at the destruction of the first Death Star, or when Princess Leia obtained the plans which led to the destruction of the first Death Star. But soon we’re getting into chicken and egg scenarios.
I think you have nailed the Emperor’s true weakness. Although one could make an excellent argument that his REAL weakness was his inability to use the Force to prevent Darth Vader (without his right arm, mind you) from lifting him up and chucking him down a shaft, or his inability to break his fall, etc.
Old man and all, but really? Can shoot lightning from his fingertips but unable to keep an old guy from picking him up?
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Not a bad movie to reference for tonight
(hint hint)
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I suppose
the argument to be made is that the Emporer was at the end of his powers. Shooting that lightning was perhaps his last kick at the can so to speak. That could help explain why he was so obsessed with turning Luke so that he would have his line of succession in place.
I am also of the opinion that Vader was probably using the force to prevent the Emporer from breaking his fall. I know it sounds silly but I think once Vader returned from the dark side, and once again became Anakin, he was too strong for the Emporer.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree on both counts. That’s as good an argument as I have heard.
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Thanks
I have spent far too long in my life thinking about Star Wars. And by far too long I mean not enough.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sci fi
Is the bomb
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I’m fairly certain it is impossible to think about it for too long. So many possible permutations.
A third trilogy based on the Timothy Zahn book trilogy (directed by someone other than George Lucas) would be awesome.
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Those books
are soo good it is sick. I have them all at home. It might almost be time to read them again.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This discussion was making me think the same thing. Have you read the further duology? I didn’t think it was quite as strong as his original trilogy, but still, a good read.
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And Rukh is the Noghri.
Brilliant works of art, those.
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I read them I think
Specter of the Past and something about the future right?
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Imean once the one dude
Thrawn or whatever was dead the other books couldn’t be as good in my opinion. That character was very strong.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just means that when the Emperor leveled up, he never took levitation as his skill, nor did he put any points into Strength.
The Emperor liked his sparky spark.
I don't know how you did it
but somehow you made this thread even nerdier. Impressive.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm just bummed
that i missed out on all the star wars talk yesterday :(
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Yeah I mean
we didn’t even get into all the stuff going on down on Endor. And that’s only one movie.
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by Section 312 on Apr 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
truth be known
I wouldn’t wager on this game without getting a goal or two. If the players are half as jacked as the fans, the hawks are running into a buzz saw, for one game.
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I NEVER GOT MY HOT POCKETS OR GRAPE SODA!!! You West Coast (/interior of BC) jerks demolished the snacks before I could even contemplate getting a flight out to BC. Screw you guys.
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We mailed it via the Pony Express. You'll have it by August.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
So… spoiled and very thawed hot pockets and flat grape soda?
Hot damn, this blogging shit is finally beginning to pay off!!!
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey check the FB page. Darlene from TO is looking for a pub.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll check it out. I copied her in on email between the TO NMers last night, so she should be in the loop.
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
cheers
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Done
Darlene will get her NM Ontario Chapter initiation tonight, I believe! That’s a paddlin’…
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
to be honest, it actually made me tempted to buy some once i get out on my grocery trip today.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Even the grape soda?
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
grape soda is yummy.
and i haven’t had hot pockets in forever.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
grape soda
is fucking gross
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Thrify’s had no grape soda :(
had to settle for orange.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Settle for orange?
One does not settle for Orange. Orange settles for you.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
fully agree...
orange pop is far superior to grape pop. its not even close… i’m gonna have to agree with section
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
In Soviet Russia
Grape punch you!
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Now to get sponsorship money from Safeway…..
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Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
call john garrett
he seems to know them well.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 13, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
so did we win the dipshit and the leafs fan? or still on?
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If you guys win you’ll be our biggest fans in about three hours.
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I want to see the amount of discarded Guinness cans you’ll need to get through pro-VAN posts.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You should probably consider this more Anti-Blackhawks. We’re taking the fight to your opponents’ blogs.
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I’m hoping for a single line of praise. Perhaps inadvertently. Hence the Guinness.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The Sedins are very talented.
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This man
Is a genius wordsmith. Let’s tie this auction up.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ah yes but who among your wordsmiths plans to get the entire city of Chicago angry at them tomorrow?
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We'll just get
Burrows to pull someone’s hair again
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
lol...
see what u guys forget is us from Chicago are just angry ppl to begin with. Sox fans hate everybody, Cubs fans root for a team that has been useless for over 100 yrs. plus we deal with awful weather 8 months out of the year. and we aren’t Canadians which means we are not naturally the nicest people on earth… its really a perfect storm or being mean
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
never underestimate
the anger that’s been bottling up for 40 years over here
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
true...
but ur all from Canada and u r the nicest people on earth… its almost creepy how nice you all are..
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
you don’t know us then
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
go on... say that again

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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
haha
nice
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Check the fanshot.
Our bid is in and we’re in the lead by a solid margin.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Lambert thinks carbonation is passe.
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hello...
old friends…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Hi friend!
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCz—Dd3IJ0
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
you know it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Good choice
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Do I make anything but?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm trying to be nice
stop tempting me.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Twins segment
on that TSN channel!
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
My Absolut
is ready to get unscrewed and mixed with OJ, and the dip is ready to get popped in under upper lip.
Game on fuckers. It is 10.20 pm here and I cant wait 6 more hours
This man is a dedicated fan
I tip my hat to you. Time to fuck things up!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
that sounds perfect except one thing...
u should switch the screwdriver with jack and coke…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i guess that would be true...
i go with straight cope, so the jack and coke fits better
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am
I joined a website and then a “quit” group. It’s gay, but it works. Anyway, there’s a day tracker there and you’re supposed to post roll everyday. Helps make you accountable. I don’t post roll, I just argue politics and happen to see my day tracker.
I personally only celebrate annually. Two years quit got me a sweet tv and I get to keep all my teeth and the sores are gone, so I got that going for me.
Sorry. I just know that every can I ever bought, after about 8 years, was supposed to be my last. There’s help out there and that’s all I’m trying to say.
no i think thats cool...
i don’t dip alot… its mostly just once a week, Sunday when we have sunday funday country edition, and then for play off games….
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We do a Sunday Funday
at a local restaurant. I don’t drink. But since I don’t have a filter anyway I am still fun.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think patrik e meant that in a bad way.
I know we have some NM-ers who’s in a situation like yours, and I know some people personally going through the same thing.
Best of luck with it, and keep it up!
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you are right
it wasnt intended to be in a bad way. I actually quit myself as well and for me it was easier than i thought it would be. Turned out my craving was to have something similar to tobacco stuck under my upper lip (yes, the swedish style!). Never actually suffered withdrawals from it and now I can do it just for special occasions, such as watching favorite teams beat the shit out of asshole hockey teams
so only when the hawks...
are beating the canucks or the wings? lol sorry i had to get one in
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t have a lot of buttons to push around here, but we try to avoid the derogatory use of “gay”.
Congrats on the quittin’.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
My boss is gay
and he is awesome.
Therefore logically gay = awesome.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you’re just saying hetero people aren’t as awesome, and I am offended!
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Sometimes
the truth hurts.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I refute this claim
I am awesome and hetero, therefore so are hetero people. Everyone wins
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
At this point, we have no word for when something sucks, but we’ve coined “sexually indefinite” as “awesome”?
We’ve gotten nowhere fast.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Hey sorry!
I know a lot of gay people who use the word gay derogatorily. The only people it usually bothers are straight people who think it bothers gays.
anyway, duly noted. Won’t happen again.
And thanks.
I’m pretty certain that’s not the people it usually bothers. :)
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
you know its funny
at nucks misconduct you can say a whole paragraph of FUCK (just mention Demitra to canuckles for example, or Bulis to me…fucking bulis, that fucking fuck), Shit, or pretty much everything else. Heck we even experimented with C-Bombs not too long ago. But we are all in agreement that anything that’s derogatory to any person or group of persons is off limits. Well, except flames fans, we pretty much all agree being derogatory to them is not only natural and deserved, it’s welcomed by the masses.
Just one of the things thats cool about this community.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 14, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
As above
So below
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
ah!
Just making a comment on the “See below, see above” in the two posts back to back! :)
Reminded me of this song
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
wow
i just threw up in my mouth…listening to that gave me a bad vibe about rest of night….Waach’s death metal and now this…anyway, all in good humor
So what DO you listen to?
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
well it varies but as of today..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_xfjUzUx8
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sofkHIxUsv4
I know, weird taste, but good thing we are all different right?
and you call yourself a Swede?
Waach’s death metal
I am shocked and appalled… so looks like we might be seeing something from your homeland in game 2’s coffee \m/
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
i know right...
from the land of all things death metal…just never could get into that particular type of metal…
and yes...
find something decent from the homeland for next coffee…ive got something if you need friendly suggestions!
Sean!
Is this an accurate depiction of how the birth went?
Also, another playoff remix. This time, of eightyseven’s favourite: Cee lo Green
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yea that one isn't bad...
but u still have this one hanging over ur teams head… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPgxF8kOE_0
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Random Predictions and whatnot, ramblings of a jackass, i apologize for wasting your time and mine
no fewer than 7 hot dogs will make contact with the ice
At least 300 Chicago fans, roughly the girth of Chris Farely, will angrily be informed that they will need to purchase two seats.
1 Chicago Blackhawks fan will be fired when his Canuck fan boss finds out who was responsible for lacing the coffee with exlax (ti hi)
Mike Milbury will speak, no one will notice or care
Dustin Byfuglien will be talked about no fewer than 2,500 times a period. suprisingly, however, his absence (as well as the absence of Manny Malholtra) will cause a 300% reduction in the offensiveness of Don Cherry’s commentating
Now to the games:
Game 1
The Blackhawks win a 9-7 barn burner after Tanner Glass’s and Jeff Tambellini’s first playoff hat-tricks are thwarted by Ryan Johnson’s completely unassisted natural triple-hat-trick.
Game 2
The Canucks bounce back in a tight checking 1-0 OT victory. Roberto Luongo is credited with the game winner on a rebound that bounces all the way back to the hawk net.
Game 3
The series shifts to Chicago, The blackhawks get it done in a close 4-3 victory. Finding the only possible way to ante up on previous playoff choking Alex Burrows directs the Game Winning Own Goal into the net.
Game 4
The series heads back to Vancouver, however, Sami Salo’s remaining testicle doesn’t make the trip. Hawks win 2-1 in OT, Bickell records the GWG in OT on a 120 footer that banks in off of Salo’s remaining nut. Corey Crawford registers the primary assist
Game 5
Canucks hang on and live to play another game, the Sedins remember how to play hockey, Canucks cruise 5-2
Game 6
The series extends to 7 games after the NBC commentating crew enrages everyone to the point where they agree “Fuck it, lets just play the next one, I think Mike Milbury and Pierre McGuire are scheduled to be in Washington.”
Game 7
The Mayan calender proves to be way off. Their predicition of a firey armagedon, on the hand…
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
My drinking game tonight will be: Take a drink everytime Buffy is mentioned. I should be in a coma before puck drop.
Win it for Manny!
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yea u will...
before u die of alcohol poisoning i would like to say u will be missed…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
I will leave you my liver in the will.
You’ll probably be able to put it in a locket and wear it as a necklace.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.
it will go right next...
to my gall bladder i got taken out 2 week ago, on the shelf for organs that couldn’t hang with alcoholics.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a pussy organ that gallbladder.
Hope you’re doing better.
Win it for Manny!
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it really is worthless....
and i’m doing fine. back to drinking and dipping. just like the old days
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the most surprising part...
they said my liver was in tip top shape? i almost fell outta the hospital bed laughing
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is the gallbladder an useless organ? How are you going to process all the poutine, Mister!
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
easy..
first off we don’t have poutine down here… second. cutting ppl is the easiest part of my job, the gall bladder was interfering with me eating and drinking… therefore it had to go
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re missing out. If there’s one thing I am thankful to the French for, its poutine.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking of voluntarily removing mine so I wouldn’t have to have an unscheduled surgery. Maybe a home removal kit from the dollar store.
My buddy had his removed. The only thing he hates are the sprints to the bathroom after his morning coffee. TMI? Too bad. I had to hear about it, so now you do too.
Win it for Manny!
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yea...
i’m sure u could get atleast a few tickets for a gall bladder, i’ll have to check an updated price list on the black market but i think thats safe to say… and yea, u eat anything spicy, and u have no choice but to be around a bathroom in no more than 20 min. after finishing ur food… its pretty annoying… but i hear that will stop in after a yr… so only 49 weeks left!!!!!
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Apr 13, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Black bear gallbladders are worth a bunch out here. 87 uses them in cookies.
Win it for Manny!
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Only if it’s organic. You said they were aphrodisiacs? tehe
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
innapropriate
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Ryan Johnson’s completely unassisted natural triple-hat-trick
I’d sort of love this. The newspapers in the morning wouldn’t know what to do.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade Luongo!
Seems to be the reliable fall back position.
Win it for Manny!
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What about fire AV?
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i really can’t stand the thought of losing this shit but if it comes at the hands of nine RJ goals, well, i’d probably tolerate that
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd have to rename the Ovechtrick
To the RJ-trick or the Balls-trick
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 13, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually its simply called the RyJo
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Who will be mentioned more
Buff or Crosby? hmmmmmmmmmmm
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Second City Hockey, It's not just about Hockey, it's Blackhawks Hockey!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sid does have brain boo boo
After the 1st even close to head hit, I’m thinking Sid will beat out Buff
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sidney Crosby
Ol’ Reliable = best drinking game for watching hockey.
Me and my friends got pissed out of our tree two years back when McGuire was frothing at the mouth over Crosby… one time we counted and he managed to say Crosby 5 times in one sentence.
He Crosbied the fucking Crosby out of that Crosby with his Crosby and his Crosby!
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Buff is free. Chicago should fly him to the game. Sit him right behind Luongo. BOOM…in ya head again.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Though the fans of our respective teams don't agree about much in terms of the on ice action
I think we can all agree that the coverage of this series is going to be annoying to the max.
Perhaps a joint SCH-NM drinking game set to all of the possible annoying comments ought to be forged?
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime Douchebag says something
take a shot
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Second City Hockey, It's not just about Hockey, it's Blackhawks Hockey!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Buff mention: one drink
“This is a different [city name] team this year”: two drinks
Pierre McGuire is brought in for analysis: blow up the world
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I like.
Additionally if 3 or less words separate “Roberto Luongo” and “Key to the Game” finish your beer.
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Or
if 10 words separate “Luongo” and “Demons” everyone drinks Four Loko followed by oyster shooters.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
EXORCIZE
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
McGuire shows up and I start a vodka IV drip.
Win it for Manny!
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Every play which McGuire refers to as a "turning point in the series" is a round of bull blasters
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
drinks for:
“Hawks won the Cup last year”
“Hawks barely made the playoffs”
“Hawks are in the Canucks’ heads”
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
Yikes
You’re just a little task master, aren’t you? ;)
Win it for Manny!
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references to Kane's 'mullet'
drink… bonus drink if they show a visual
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Had quite a chuckle at this
Roberto Luongo is credited with the game winner on a rebound that bounces all the way back to the hawk net.
well played
by putmeinthemadhouse on Apr 13, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Specific Predictions That Will All Turn Out Incorrect
1)Nucks in a painful, nerve-wracking seven.
2)The Sedins do little at even strength against Keith and Seabrook. But thanks to the PP and occasionally lining up against Nick Leddy, they’re able to combine for, say, 15 points in the seven games.
3)Raymond-Hodgson-Hansen gets tuned up by Kane’s line, but is able to make part of it up when out against Balls’ line.
4)The VPD opens up a file on Chuckles after he writes something heinous and threatening about Christian Ehrhoff following a goal-causing Ehrror.
5)Luongo gets relatively lit up in an early game causing everyone to shit their pants, but otherwise plays very well, thank you.
Are we supposed to pick out WILL happen, or which one won’t? I see almost equal likelihoods for all 5.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, it’s pretty much a guarantee that none of them will come to fruition.
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not so Passive
Staking claims.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
i promise that even if all five magically happen, i will never reference this again.
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You better not
Or else I’ll personally breakout my torch and pitchfork and come after you
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
No we don't
Ban this one!
Enjoy the series :)
Win it for Manny!
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Hey it smells over here...
…oh wait that’s me. sorry
lets start already!
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
New Foo Fighters is… good? Where did this come from?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Heard it 2 nights ago. Not bad. I like Grohl alot though.
Win it for Manny!
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Me too but I know how bad their music got. And this is actually quite good for a lot of reasons.
Makes me happy.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
not a big fan of their recent stuff, but Everlong is such a damn good song
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Seconded
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Emo
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Rockinest love song there is.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Acoustic's even better
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Oh hell no. Still good though.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Kay fine, not better. But it’s cute.
I liked it on Guitar Hero.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
I wasn’t aware it was in a GH game. Sweet.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Or Rock Band
idk I played it on a fake guitar on a console of some sort.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Btw, sweet sig. Pusha T being my pump up music, it fits perfectly. Abe’s the OG.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Word up, Newton.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Cloverdale come May 1st. But I’ll always be a Newton gangster.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Movin on up
to suburban living are we? :)
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Newton ain’t the burbs?
But yeah. I’m 25, time for the quiet life of leisure I’ve always wanted.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Das cute
Still with the lady?
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Yes indeed.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD and Senior Meme Correspondent
"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Awsnap
cue Everlong.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Huh?
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So old
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I know
I’m old balls.
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to understand you
87. And recently I have no clue what you are talking about most of the time. And just now I figured it out. I turned 30. As soon as I turned 30 most of what you say became incomprehensible.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww
want me to slow down my speech for you now? :)
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Yes please
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"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Get out of here
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
gotta get the workout in
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
sure dogs look cute
but I came home today to find that my lovely golden retriever had thrown up, which I don’t mind because if someone had been home she’d have asked to get let out because she’s a lovely dog. The real issue is that she was in a mostly empty, concrete-floored garage and yet she still picked her blanket, of all goddamn places, to throw up on, and then because all that vomiting is really exhausting work, she lay down in it.
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like looking into the future of this evening.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I hope
No one throws up on my couch tonight.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Like cute doggy dog
like owner?
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
she figured this one out all by herself.
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
She was taught well.
And I obvs meant she was imitating your vomit-rolling ways, she’s the only qtp2t in your relationship.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
i knew what you were getting at; it’s just that she’s really stupid so she probably wouldn’t “learn” to roll around in her own excretions even if she saw me doing it, which of course she doesn’t because i keep that to the privacy of my room.
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good
Would want you setting a good example now.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
okay, i need to be on my way to work in 10 minutes.
i might catch you guys later in the 2nd intermission.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
3 run HR from Bautista in the 8th to put the Jay up 5-2 in the 8th.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
About the predictions and looking back...
The worst part is that one of the 2 most entertaining Hockey blogs out there (for me at least) will be essentially “done” until the draft/July 1st. That is the true tradgedy here. Anywho…
I can’t help but agree that this series will probably tilt your way. The Canucks have not lost much compared to last year, and may have added even with the loss of some of the passenger types that were up in BC.
The Hawks are about 50-65% of what they were. They really shouldn’t win this series. That said, I never believed we had a chance in ‘09 either, but they found a way to get through then. For my opinion that time it was more AV’s fault than Luongo’s. He certainly didn’t prepare the team well last year to face the Hawk’s. I don’t see it happening here this time, but I would say that your coach is the one that really is the place your playoff lives are tied. If he can be a difference and not a problem, you should skate through to the next round fairly quickly. I’m seeing this in 5 for your guys up there. The Hawks best chance is if they can come out and ambush you up there for a 2-0 lead coming back to Chicago. Anything less and the Hawks are probably done. Still I hope it is a fun series to watch for both sides. I know the last 2 have been a bit one sided as far as the fun aspect goes.
Good luck, but I fear you won’t need it this round.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!!!!
I got an 09-10 one. Dare I use it, or is it bad luck, associated with Demitra and them?
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
The year is not important
It’s the spirit of the towel waving that matters.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Bye Carlos Delgado
Happy retiring.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
At least he is going out for good reason (helath)
Unlike Dickwad Manny because he is a juiced up SOB.
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That Mitch Peacock is an interesting looking feller.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I have never heard
Or seen him before ever. It’s pretty obvious CBC doesn’t give a shit about the Detroit-Phoenix matchup
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’d definitely rather be watching the TB/PIT game. :(
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I am!
Woohoo Canada East
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pft
Woohoo internet streams.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
HAHAHAHA MY PARTY HOMIE
KYLE TURRIS. STM GRAD 07
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
You know him?
VIP
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Prolly doesn't remember me ha
Went to diff private schools. He rolled with friends of mine.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
after the hawks kick your asses tonight
i will kick your asses in NHL 11 OTP! “siiky johnson” is my gamertag
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 13, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Where's Section
Beat this guy down!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
But it's a school night!
;)
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Well I'm letting my 8 year old stay up
Maybe his mom is too?
Olympic convert hockey n00b
♥Canucks ♥ ♥Coyotes♥
PS3?
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
The People’s Champion
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
xbox
skeletons don't like closets.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 13, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you guys still on the Pacific Coast, and not move yet (team or city or both)
These 10:00pm starts and 5:00am wake ups really suck!
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Why is this place so QUIET????????????
The Playoffs have started, your team is the hands down favorites, and no chit chat?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Dinner time
People heading home probably. They are only at 5PM their time
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Really what’s left to say? Let the games begin!
by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 5:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i have 2 bets on this series with office mates
1. the series doesn’t go more than 5 games
2. luongo doesn’t give up more than 6 goals in the series
yeah, i’m overconfident right now, with good reason.
Wow, My guess tonight alone in 6 goals!
I really really really hope your team is as confident as you! lol
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I do too
I would hate for the Canucks to be lacking confidence at this point.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Confidence = Good
Overconfidence = Bad (can be broken to a disparaging level quickly)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree
I don’t think over-confidence is really possible. I think you can take an opponent lightly. But to me that’s not a confidence issue. You can never have too much confidence as a hockey player.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the over confidence thing = letting your guard down and taking a team too lightly. I d believe in its existence.
Win it for Manny!
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I work with people who are confident in what they do
But also some who are over confident. They tend to crumble quickly when things just start to go of kilter, whereas those with simple confidence tend to plow through it easily.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I think
you are mistaking confidence with something else. When people are faced with obstacles it is the ones with the most confidence in themselves thatt plow through.
In my opinion there is no such thing as over confidence.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think there is fake
confidence. Cockiness. Bluster. But I don’t think that it is possible to have too much genuine confidence.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Confidence = knowing something
Cockiness = trying to prove to everyone you know something
by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Now going OT
It is people who know the job, they know they know it well to the point where they THINK they can do every part of it and correct/overcome any obstacle. But when something does happen (it always does) that does not react as the anticipate, they at times over react or jump too quickly into a course of action because they “know” it will work, but ends up exacerbating the problem, where simply sitting back and evaluating to see what you know, and react to be proactive to that is all that was needed.
It is when they are so confident in their ability to do it, they do not always think it through for what actually is the best course of action (perhaps this is cockiness or short sightedness) and simply react to what they think they know, instead of seeing what they do know.
Winded yes, but an abbreviated explanation of what I see.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t make me call Stace or Ahn to moderate your OT ass!
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.
Their Superwoman powers don't work here!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If they really knew it would work, it would.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 5:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They really think they know it will work,
But it does not. I see this happen all the time, and sometimes you just have to let them fail to build them up afterwards.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That's quite the change
From that post a couple months ago
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
For the 'How can you people support Alex Burrows???' crowd...
RK NAME TEAM GP QCMP EVGA SHGA
1 MANNY MALHOTRA VAN 72 0.046 1.68 4.21
2 BRIAN ROLSTON N.J 65 0.085 2.09 2.39
3 BROOKS LAICH WSH 82 0.029 1.69 3.72
4 ALEX BURROWS VAN 72 0.076 2.15 3.08
5 JANNIK HANSEN VAN 82 0.014 1.58 2.23
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Bryzgalov
with the massive whiff there… them Yotes done let Detroit back in this one…
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If this PHO/DET
game goes to OT, CBC better pull away and show the Canucks game. There will be some hell to pay if they don’t. I want player intro’s and all.
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I agree
Hawks > SCUM & Yotes combined.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha I agree.
Although I’m sensing an “I hate Detroit” vibe…
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
Fuck Detroit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
(clears throat) Fuck Scum.
Don’t do anything that can’t be done properly.
:)
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Detroit.
I one day hope the Canucks are right there with them in terms of dynasty. My family thinks I’m nuts because Detroit is my back up team in the playoffs.
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Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).
I respect them
But I hate them
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
The Players I do not mind (lest Bertuzzi)
The Fans however, well they are at least not nearly as bad a St. Louis fans.
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
CBC
Says they’ll cut to our game.
I can’t hate Detroit (Bertuzzi excepted).
by Tink for Nucks on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ask me again
when we meet them in the conference finals.
by Tink for Nucks on Apr 13, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Well....
I for one think that Crawford is going to get lit up. My bet is we’ll get to see Turco before the end of this series. Suck it Chicago…suck it hard.
I respectfully
Disagree
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well...
I for one think that hockey will be played. Dudes will jump on and off the ice. There will be guys wearing two different collor sweaters. One team will sport a racially insensitive insignia, the other will look eerily similar to the Hartford Whalers. Who knows, a goal might be scored.
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 13, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
whee
Coconuts go.™
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I approve of this
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Blackhawk Van Smash. This thing won’t last long. Across from shark club @russrockvan @classicrock101 http://yfrog.com/hsrc9oiwj
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
CC hasn't posted all day
This is strange. I think he’s getting in the zone before he loses his shit.
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Herp derp
I am anxious for this game to start.

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Kingston, Ontario. Or something like that.
Oh god.
It’s 87 in her homemade Greengirl outfit.
Win it for Manny!
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ahahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
F YOU
I LOOK GOOD IN MY DIAPER.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
And
Your really weird mouth to eye distance
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I'm a walking stick cartoon
at least my hair flows pretty-like in the wind.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Looks pretty flat to me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Stop saying words.
It’s long and shiny and pretty, okay!?
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
I’m Bob LeDonne.
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Apr 13, 2011 5:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
He's been here
A couple times over the past few days
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
..

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Do you have this same pic with out the pesky clothing included?
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We like to keep it PG around here
In some things.
If not, at least 14A
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pesky keep it teen friendly at least rules
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait!!!!
In the US PG-13 movies can show them!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you just look that up?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
No, well Yes
A couple of weeks ago I was watching European vacation with my 8 year old son, when while they where in Dueutschland, Russ was making out with this girl, who promptly removed her top, showing all. I checked the Rating (PG-13) than looked it up on the MPA guidelines, and sure enough Boobs can be shown in PG-13, provided it is not explicit, (Fuck can be said once, non sexually, drugs can be shown/discussed in limited matters, etc…)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
mainly because Mrs. Zandberg often peeks over Sean’s shoulder.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
NO SHE FUCKING DOESN’T!!!!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 15, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think you’d see much.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I won't be convinced without proof! lol
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap
Detroit is so. Damn. Good.
Despite being outplayed with a heapload of penalties to kill, they’re killin’ it.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Yotes really not doing themselves any favors. Looking like a mismatch.
Win it for Manny!
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Bryz
was so promising at first.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Bahaha
Abdelkader feelin’ up Doaner.
Coconuts go.™
"Things may come to those who wait, but only what’s left behind by those who hustle."
Maybe you might have some advice to give
On how to be
Insensitive
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’m sarcastic. But also sensitive. Gets lost in the text sometimes.
I never intend to be mean.
Win it for Manny!
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Ok now I like your post Semi. The effect was great.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
My work here is complete
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
my thoughts on Canucks/Blackhawks series
I’m feeling cautiously optimistic about the Canucks chances this series. Reasons below
1. Goaltending. Yes Roberto Luongo struggled the last 2 playoffs. However there are several factors that he didn’t have the last 2 playoffs: a capable back-up who could step in should Luongo falter (cory schneider), rest (he played a good 15-20 less games this season), confidence, a full-time goalie coach. In the other net, the key will be getting to Corey Crawford early and often. Crawford’s a rookie and we need to get into his head just as the Blackhawks have done to Luongo countless times
2. Defense and defensive depth. We have a roster of 6 defensemen and at least three who can come in and be competent in case of injuries (Alberts, Tanev and possibly Lee Sweat)
3. Ryan Kesler. The man has been playing out of his mind this season. He’s been his usual steady self on the defensive game, and he’s got a wicked wrist shot to boot. Plus his faceoff percentage is nothing to sneeze at.
4. The eye (no pun intended) in the press box. Although Manny Malhotra won’t be playing. Having his presence in the press box will be invaluable. From the vantage point of the press box, Malhotra will be able to see all the action and point out nuancies he sees in the intermission and between games.
5. Strong Leadership. Henrik Sedin has done a fantastic job of keeping the Canucks together as a team. But he’s not the only one. Leadership has been a team commit()tment with everyone from the top players to the 12th forward has been allowed to say his piece. I think this shows great respect and has played a huge role in our sucess this season.
6. Weaker opponent. No matter how the Blackhawks spin it, they don’t have the same depth as last time these 2 teams met in the playoffs (Byfuglien, Ladd, Bickell, and Versteeg and Niemi re off this team; incumbents Brouwer and Boland aren’t 100% healthy. Furthermore, top dmen Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook have had their struggles this season
Bottom line, if the Canucks play the way they have all season they should prevail. My prediction: Canucks in 6
Go Canuck Go

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