Blackhawks At Canucks Game 1 Preview: We Care A Lot
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Print| CAWKS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Wed. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC |
| Season Series | 2-1-1 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-3 Canucks (Feb.04/2011) |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 41-63-104 Toews: 32-44-76 |
| Hawks |
Category | Canucks |
| 44-29-9 | Season Record | 54-19-9 |
| 8th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 2 |
| 20-12-9 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
27-9-5 |
| 5-4-1 |
Last 10 | 7-3-0 |
| +33 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +77 |
| 3.07 (4) |
Goals Per Game | 3.15 (1) |
| 2.68 (12) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.20 (1) |
| 1.15 (7) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.32 (2) |
| 23.1 (4) |
Power Play % |
24.3 (1) |
| 79.2 (25) |
Penalty Kill % |
85.6 (3) |
| 32.2 (5) |
Shots Per Game | 32.0 (6) |
| 28.7 (7) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.1 (12) |
| 68.1 (19) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 83.7 (1) |
| 70.3 (24) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 91.4 (2) |
| 33.3 (8) |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 23.5 (18) |
| 82.5 (24) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 92.7 (6) |
| 1824 (15) |
Hits | 1791 (20) |
| 1144 (17) |
Blocked Shots |
1071 (25) |
| 50.8 (12) |
Faceoffs % | 54.9 (1) |
| 9.0 (3) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.5 (13) |
| NHL.com |
OK, so when doing up a game preview of this series I am reverting to regular season statistics. No, I don't put too much emphasis on them because I do believe that they don't mean so much once the playoffs begin. Sure, the regular season record got us home ice advantage throughout a possible playoff run, but anything can happen in the playoffs. A power play can go cold. A team can lose it's mind on the PK. Pick your stat. Anything can happen. A goalie can become "unconscious" and dominate the mind of scorers, etc etc. After game 1 I will post stats relevant to what is happening in the 2011 playoffs.
In the meantime, the Canucks really have to win this series. They need to establish dominance right away at home, where the Hawks have beat them in 5 of the last 6 playoff games. It is time to shed themselves of the Hawk demon. Chicago is not a shitty team. Not even if they squeaked into the playoffs. They aren't as deep as we are in any form BUT anything can happen in the playoffs. This is a time when heroes are born. May they come from our side and never theirs. Chicago will pummel the Sedin line at all costs. It is up to the Canucks' team to provide secondary and tertiary scoring and beyond. Samuelsson, struggling with a hip-flexor injury, knows it.
Personally, I find it a tad concerning that Alain Vigneault is still tinkering with the roster on the bottom 2 lines. Is it the end of the world? No. But let's hope for quick chemistry. I like the idea of a Hansen-Hodgson-Raymond line if that's what AV goes with. Speed kills!
I'm not going to say anymore about game 1 except to tell you that you really need to check out Yankee Canuck's series preview post if you haven't already. Know your enemy!
I have been waiting for this moment since May 11, 2010: The night Chicago eliminated us from the playoffs in game 6. There was a long summer and a long and eventful regular season standing in the way. The wait is over. Kick some Hawk ass.
FORWARD LINES
CANUCKS
Daniel Sedin-Henrik Sedin-Alex Burrows
Chris Higgins-Ryan Kesler-Mikael Samuelsson
Mason Raymond-Cody Hodgson-Jannik Hansen
Tanner Glass-Maxim Lapierre-Victor Oreskovich
BLACKHAWKS
Patrick Sharp-Jonathan Toews-Mary Hossa
Ben Smith-Michael Frolik-Patrick Knobgobbler
Bryan Bickell-Jake Dowell-Fernando Pissant
Viktor Stalberg-Balls-Tomas Kopecky
STARTING GOALTENDERS
WHO IS HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 4 assists in his last 2 games
-Ryan Kesler: 4 goals in his last 2
COLD
-Chris Higgins: 1 assist in his last 6
-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal in his last 25. OK, these new acquisitions need to get it going
-Sami Salo: 1 assist in his last 13 games
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 25. Go away.
BLACKHAWKS
HOT
-Marian Hossa: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 3 games.
-Patrick Kane: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 4. Kill him now.
-Duncan Keith: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3
-Brent Seabrook: 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 4. Uh-oh.
-Patrick Sharp: 3 assists in his last 3.
COLD
-Bryan Bickell: 1 goal in his last 14 games
-Jake Dowell: 1 assist in his last 15
-Tomas Kopecky: 1 goal in his last 9.
-Viktor Stalberg: 1 assist in his last 8. M'eh. Watch out for this guy,
-Johnathan Toews: 1 goal in his last 7. It's just a matter of time.
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Manny Malhotra: eye, out for playoffs
-F Raffi Torres: out games 1 and 2, suspension
-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist, day-to-day
BLACKHAWKS
-D Jordan Hendry: left knee surgery
-F David Bolland: concussion (Practiced Tuesday, still feeling effects=not good news for ChiTown)
-F Troy Brouwer: right shoulder (probable for game 1)
VIDEO
Pretty much how the rivalry started Part 1:
Part 2:
The Last Meeting:
The Last Playoff Meeting:
We Care A Lot
HEADS UP! I changed my mind (because I can): The Score Predicting Competition starts all over again in these playoffs. Good luck and CONGRATS TO SEMI_COLON for winning the regular season contest. You may now brag about how good you are because you deserve it!
If you are unfamiliar with the rules of the game:
-If you guess the correct score of the game you get 1 point.
-You get 2 points if you guess the correct score and winning team.
-You get 3 points if you guess the correct score, winning team and game winning goal scorer.
-You can still get a single point if you guess the wrong score, winning team but correct game-winning goal-scorer.
-You will not get a point if you only guess the correct winning team.
-Deadline for your prediction is prior to puck drop.
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4-1 Canucks
Dank GWG
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
FIRST POST
DURRRRRRRR
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be there.
Row 10, section 122. RIGHT BEHIND BOBBY LU.
4-1 Canucks, Kes GWG. I smell burning birds already…
why you lucky son of a ______
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Crack that camera out bud. Have fun.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You Lucky Terd
You are so damn lucky!!!
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
Always play with HEART: the results will follow.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I wont be able to watch the game
watching the game at a friend’s house. Someone else will have to post the chicks and stuff.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
A night without CC-induced Hendricks-mania?!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I only post Christina
when the Ginger plays. This game I had this picture in mind:
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I just passed out
what happened?
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEET BABY JESUS
LOOK AT THOSE LADIES, HOT DAMN. WHAT KIND OF STUPENDOUS HUMAN BEING WOULD POST A PICTURE LIKE THAT? WHOEVER IT IS, MAKE THAT MAN THE PRIME MINISTER.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is the talentless ugly wench on the right?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW ZANDBERG! I’LL TELL DAN!
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
she's looks like she has it all together
BTW. Never said it in the prediction, but kudos Sean, for the subtle crying Blackhawk. Its subtle, but thats what makes it so cool.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
I noticed it too
you just commented on it before I could. It was tres subtle there Mr. Z. Well done.
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
Its fun
When Pappa Zandberg brings out the good stuff in the playoffs.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Just noticed it
well done Zandberg.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m more stoked about Yankee’s game threads :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz it's less work for you ;)
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
no because remember his kick ass Iron Maiden pics?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
limo material
“Patrick, we’re looking for some real hockey players, you know someone who knows how to deliver the goods. I hope you sporting the mullet again – incredibly sexy. we had to put bags over the sedin’s heads.
Wrong
They would only go for Sharpie. Alison and Gillian only take the best.
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
don't you go peddling off my man ahnfire
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
That's a great picture of Gillian
but something about the way Allison took the picture I almost didn’t recognize her.
Most
Excellent
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
What is this?! Approved!
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
DEAR GOD
THANK YOU
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be posting Asian girls while you are away
You can take it up with me upon your return.
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 12, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good
to me.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
I"ll make you proud.
"We are all Hamhuis"
by Twin Terror on Apr 12, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I nominate this girl.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT. Titles. Sorry Missy.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Missy
is gon’ find you.
Win it for Manny.
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LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
she can deal with it
i wouldn’t collapse that picture anyway
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn right, eh? =) I like your taste in women.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
she looks more
latina than asian to me in this pic…except with a smaller bootay…nice bootay none the less, but smaller than many latina’s
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haha.. she’s a Korean. She’s kinda has that skin tone though. Gotta love those abs though.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Who is that person?
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yuri, from a Korean Pop Group called Girl’s Generation or SNSD. They usually stick to the “cute” stuff, but this is one of the pictures I found that’s more on the sexy side.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
My bro's really into that group
Almost to the point where it’s creepy…
Keeps talking about Taeyeon. Great voice! But I don’t need hear about her every day……
Taeyeon. She’s a cutie. Yuna/Yuri are the hot ones though. Not that I’m complaining.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t “yuri” mean something explicit in japanese culture?
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Something akin to Female on Female animated-porn? I believe so. Don’t ask how I know.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
but it’s still a super-common Japanese / Korean name.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And I also blame my brother for getting me hooked, and actually allowing me to recognize all 9 of them. The first few weeks, I swear they all just looked the same.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you Asian?
If so, which one are you? :)
Coconuts go.ā¢
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 25. Go away.
Going….going…..GONE
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
haha, I had typed that last night
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Canucks
Kesler
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I lost a bet to CC, so....I bow to the greatness of Chuckles Canuckles. For he is my master and a true oracle. I am nothing in his presence. I am Jarome Iginla's love child.
I figure
I shouldn’t post any score predictions from now on. Rest on my regular season laurels.
And I don’t think I could take all the “can’t perform in the playoffs” and “what a choke by the President’s trophy winner” quips that are bound to crop up
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
chickensh*t!! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
canāt perform in the playoffs when it matters.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
No participation ribbon for you.
Coconuts go.ā¢
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course you’ll collapse, you got all your points in games against the northwest division
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Hahaha. I actually don’t think I did – those games never went the way I thought they would
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
4-2. Hodgson (Hodsin)
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Me like this prediction.
You make a name for yourselves in the playoffs.
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Has more mojo
As a big game 1 too.
Here’s your stage Franchise. Own it buddy.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
I have a friend who is a cousin of the Staal bros
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend's uncle
is friends with Seabs.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
and Seabs'
dad.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend’s dog had sex with Patrick Kane.
by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marty Turco
is Section’s beer league goalie.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
The absolute worst
Section’s team tried to put him on waivers but no one would pick him up.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Boy has a thing for dogs.
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Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you been to the Roxy??????
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you happy Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full blown aids" - Mac
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
briefly. I was unimpressed.
Win it for Manny.
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
LW Daniel Sedin #22: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain and 2011 Art Ross Trophy Winner
G Roberto Luongo and G Cory Schneider: 2011 William Jennings Trophy Winners
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
2-0 Canucks
Salo – off the the nuts of Kane
by Doogerizer on Apr 12, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Hell yes!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
The rare SPW rec
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
I say he wins the contest by default if it happens.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
asjkfla;sdfjalsdkfj at my final bright and early at 8:30 tomorrow
at SFU’s Burnaby Mountain. I will be freezing, and tired. And on top of that I have a take home final due at 5:00 that same day. Vancouver kicking Chicago’s ass is all I have to look forward to.
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From a hawks fan's perspective
How can any vancouver fan still like burrows after he repeatedly and intentionally pulled the hair of another player??
He puts up lots of goals, is very responsible defensively and is a stand-up guy involved in the community and charities.
I think you haven’t seen much of this year’s Burrows – he has more or less eliminated the chirping that made him so infamous.
I understand he’s a good player, I just find it hard to look past the hair pulling, and it’s not just because he plays for vancouver, I would be mad at any hawks player for that too
Its almost rote to mention that he did say he was fishhooked by Dunc’s.
But maybe we can overlook that here for everything else he does, and did then and now. There is no doubt he is an effective player.
One of his nicknames here is Mr. Everything. Its well earned.
I don’t know. If, in the past, your goalie got someone in the pills ( was it Turco that got Kesler in front in the regular season? ) LOL…do you still respect him if no penalty is called cuz they “didn’t see it”?
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Although burrows to us, and turco to them is no comparison.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
plus...
Dunc’s can cut the locks…
Kesler’s pills (my new favorite term btw…) are literally attached at the hip… well not literally…
Squirrelz Gone Wyld!
by Thesocialmit on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
don't forget he tried to slam bollands head into the dash board las tyear.
Actually, one of your bloggers made me almost respect him. I didn’t realize he was an undrafted player and fought his way through the ranks. He is a dangerous weapon, and is a huge thorn in our side when he just sticks to hockey. My all time favorite hockey picture though was when Burrish and eager we’re chirping from the bench at him.
I don't think he is a shrinking violet
But he has bought in the same as Kesler this year. Had one occasion where he got the stick between the legs of Staal in NY, a little too, “by mistake”…but mainly, its been all bidness.
The thing, and I will say the same thing that you are when its Brouwer, Dowell, or whomever, and they go for the hit.
Its the just miss plays that everyone gets hurt on, you know? Its another grey area where differing fans will debate whether he meant to do it. But most guys I’ve known that played, even at levels way below these guys. But still pretty good.
A lot of the time you just missed. The guy just slips it, or turns a back at the last second.
But yeah, don’t expect the chirping the bench stuff.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
If you choose to know/remember only one thing about a player, have at it. By the same token let us know if we should judge Kane by some of his lesser moments on and off the ice. Deal?
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
if we win
can Tanner Glass track him down, throw a sack on his head and take him to a (real) barber, to get a real Mullet?
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
He was smiling when he said it
But he thought Kaner had disrespected the mullet a little bit.
For TG, its a lifestyle choice.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
So, no taxi or 20 cent jokes when graham is around?
OK
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
His talent
( don’t really hate him, per se. I like party animal rebel types occasionally ). I only hate it when he gets free and uses it.
Thats the whole trick. Yet another of the two thousand subplots for this series.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
We like him because we watch him consistently and like Yankee said, remembering one thing about a player and making that synonymous with that player is a fast track to generalization city.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention
the man singlehandedly worked himself up from the lowest reaches of the hockey world to the top line on the best team in the league.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
kane single handedly worked himself to the first overall pick…. come on everyone does everything singlehandedly
You're nitpicking a word in my sentence
and ignoring the message. Burrows is obviously an incredibly hard-working talented player. If you want to ignore that… then suit yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not from ball hockey league
he didn’t
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
that was so
last year.
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I ask you this...
How can any Chicago fan not be repulsed by Marty Turco spearing Ryan Kesler deliberately in the nuts? Or how about Dave Bolland’s cowardly slew foot on Henrik Sedin? Our guys have had their moments. So have yours. It’s gonna be costly if you start chuckin’ rocks from your glass house.
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Of course we don’t like or agree with those things, but as you know it’s much easier to forgive a player that is currently on your roster when it occurs.
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A Hypothetical
2010-11 canucks vs 2009-19 blackhawks
who ya got?
2009-2010 Hawks?
Ugh, I don’t know. I’d very much like Malhotra back in this scenario.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And Torres in game 1
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
both teams totally healthy, including kim johnsson last year
maybe because im biased, but i’d say hawks, they win because of their “it” factor, plus hawks style matches well against yours
There’s no “it” factor, they were just a good team.
Malhotra healthy it’s almost even.
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there is definitely an “it” factor, always pulling out close games and that kinda thing, not choking, having a killer instinct
I don’t like drawing comparisons to the 2 proposed teams until this year’s Canucks raise hell in the playoffs. Playoffs are a different beast.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s how you define an “it” factor? Those are traits of quality players.
In addition to what Sean said, it would be unwise, I think, to use that as a reason for any team to beat another from separate years. Last season, Chicago took advantage of teams that weren’t as good as they were, with the drive of a team who was confident. Put them up against a powerhouse like this year’s Canucks, and you’d probably see two teams with an “it” factor, or more accurately, two damn good teams.
And if you line up the teams on one another and remove that indefinable factor, I think they’re pretty even.
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if “it” just meant being good… the sharks would have a lot more banners,
but i agree with the rest, but hawks would eek out this years canucks because of more talented depth on lower lines
I didn’t say “it” meant being good as you did. I said that the traits you mentioned are traits of good players on good teams." Last season, Chicago took advantage of teams that werenāt as good as they were, with the drive of a team who was confident." I think that breaks down what you’ve defined as the “it” factor. But Chicago won a single cup when they were the best team in the league. Lets not pretend they overcome massive adversity and won with a lesser team, using your some mystical “it” factor to do so.
In my opinion, the Canucks would eek out last year’s Hawks with their better goaltending, and a healthy Malhotra that would make our bottom sixes pretty close. And lets not do the “but Niemi last year” circle again having played zero games in these here playoffs.
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okay … I"m late to the game, but “always pulling out close games, not choking” etc?
yeah, that worked out for you that last regular season game against Detroit huh? Needed Dallas to save your butt on that one … great not choking moment there. :)
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The debate here is 09/10 Hawks vs. 10/11 Canucks, though.
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We all know the 10/11 Hawks suck. :)
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oh! my mistake … :)
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Choking comments from a Sharks fan?
Tis the end of days it is!
LETS GO SIOUX!!!
by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 12, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Even then I think the Hawks still win. I’d like to think we could push a game seven, but your depth, Buff being Buff and how Niemi played last spring are probably too much.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
2009-2019?
You seem to have accumulated a team over 10 years. How does that work with the salary cap? If I were you I wouldn’t get Stan to look at it, he’ll probably just make a mess of the whole thing.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If they get to ignore the cap
Can we …say…trade Hodgson + + and get a guy like Parise?
Just for instance? Much as I hate to admit it, and it would be close with this team playing so much like a “team”. Maybe the Hawks in an Epic 7th game. In O/T.
But if its that close, anything could happen.
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Dan
Im trying to make fun of Chicago.
Get out of here with your ‘opinions’.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want Parise. We would be unbeatable!
I’ll play along. Apologies.
Wouldn’t the Hawks love to have Marty Reasoner right now? ;-/
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
I want Weber
and Parise, and Duchene, and Kesler, and………
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bottom six
I don’t think I have to tell you, Hawk fans are really fired up. It’s been a painstaking season, and if we do get bumped off, I’m still glad we’re playing the canucks. Great rivalry, intense hockey. When we played the preds last year, it was real hard to loathe anyone on their team. Needless to say, it’s pretty easy to develop a healthy hatred for the blue and green Nuckleheads.
at first i thought your bottom six was better than ours; then I started checking out their stats – pretty ordinary for the most part. How much will your penalty kill hurt you without Malholtra? Don’t tell Vigneault this, but I’d be really happy to see Raymond and Kesler on different lines.
The more i look at it, if Craford can hold serve, we have a fighting chance. if we do upset the the Canucks tomorrow, remember it takes four to win. I remember last year when you kicked our butt in the opener a lot of the writers we’re saying the series may not go 5 games. Don’t jump into the Howe Sound until your 3rd loss.
Looking foward, hopefully – never know what your going to get with this Hawk team – to a great series.
by wardrums on Apr 12, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i agree with most of that, i would much rather play the canucks than the ducks, just in terms of the hawks have a better chance of beating the canucks, the hawks match up well with the canucks, no big tough guys to knock us off the puck
I wrote a couple posts to the right there, called the other guys.
The Canucks have more production than the Hawks, but its not too huge. More double digit scorers, I think.
Its all about how those guys step up in any series anyhow, not what they did the regular season. Everybody can be a John Druce. Even fighters and 4th liners like Nick Kypreos scored a few big goals.
And he was a pretty good scorer in jr. So they all know how to score.
The great lines are gonna get their points. It seems its always guys like Ladd, Byfuglien jumping up a line or three. Versteeg. Thats why those guys got P-A-I-D.
On both teams. So much fun watching it unfold.
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unsung heroes
i was also surprised by how many # 1 draft picks are in your bottom six. that unnerved mea bit.
Yeah
Gillis like Moneypuck management. He seems to go for the guys from different places, and eff the story, and the traditional way of acquiring talent.
Oreskovich left hockey for two years, but was a 2nd rd pick (55th) of Colorado. But he left to go to Notre Dame. A smart guy. tanner Glass. Same. Dartmouth guy. Tanev fell into his lap a bit cuz he grew late, and knew Dave Gagne, but he played in school.(RIT)
The drafting seems done the same way. Always go for the good person if all things are equal. But yeah, Torres, Tambellini,Hodgson, Higgins I think (he’s on the second line )Raymond was a 2nd I think, Hansen a 9th!.
Can’t hurt.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Wrong, wrong, and well, wrong!
The Canucks have more production than the Hawks, but its not too huge. More double digit scorers, I think.
I’ve been looking at this more and more, because at first I thought it an optical illusion, but the more I looked i began to see.
The hawks are not as deep as they were a year ago. That is obvious, but without Malholtra the Canucks become seriously top heavy.
Assuming that that Bolland and Brouwer’s progress is coming along as swimingly as the front office claims (perhaps a foolish assumption, but F*** it), with those guys inserted in the lineup the blackhawk forwards arguably become deeper than the Canucks.
-Frankly I’ll take RyJo centering Stalberg and Kopecky as a fourth line over Tambellini, LaPierre and Oreskovich any day of the week.
- The Canucks scored only 6 more Goals than the blackhawks over the course of 82 games, 258-252
- The Blackhawks have more 20 goal scorers than the Canucks
- The blackhawks have more 15 goal scorers than the Canucks
- The short of the long, the Blackhawks have there 252 goals more generously spread up and down the lineup than the Canucks with their 258 goals.
- That being stated, I’ve also noticed another important fact.
the canucks biggest producers have also been their greatest playoff wallflowers. If Burrows, Kesler, and the Sedins can’t find the twine yet again then the 50.3% of the Canucks offense that those four represent becomes ineffective.
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Isnt the reason more because of constant line juggling
rather then balanced scoring for the Hawks tho. Besides we all know Defense wins Championships and that is where the Hawks leave a lot to be desired. Giving up 40 more goals is a little more then a blip.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 12, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
…How’s Chicago’s third periods this year? Oo, outscored, eh? Must be a drag, letting teams back into games like that. Penalty kill kinda sucks too? Around 75% at home?
Don’t worry – I’m sure those top four scorers of Vancouver’s won’t rudely take advantage of that.
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At Least
we don’t take a lot of penalties. ;)
by putmeinthemadhouse on Apr 12, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What defines “more generously”? Aside from the top few scorers, which are balanced slightly better for the Hawks (and still on one of two lines), the Canucks have more 5-15 goal scorers. The offense comes from different players more often. Dan was incorrect in terms double digit scorers (I believe it’s 9-8 in favor of the Hawks with rosters that are slated for Wednesday [sans Malhotra, Bolland]) but you’d need to define your terms if you wish to tell someone they’re wrong.
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3-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG.
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are you hitting the crack pipe again? Actualy, it will be hard to beat a totally jacked up Canuck team with their fan support tomorrow. I figure we’ll sneak one out Friday when you relax.
Good news
I got the NHL11 playoffs started yesterday. Beat the Hawks in game one 2-1. But today in game 2 with all the pressure off, took it to them 5-1! So no worries everyone.
Woops
That leads me to my scientific prediction of 2-1 Dank with the GWG. If it’s in the game it’s in the game. Right?
Beware too much energy
If the Hawks happen to score early, or if there is no score at all for two periods, that energy can quickly become a stupid amount of pressure. If the Hawks are going to take on, it’ll be the first.
That being said, 3-0 ’Nuckleheads. Edler on the PP for the win.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Pics or it didnt happen
Lulz
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’cause I can.
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Please just win.
/series against Hawks … nothing after that … :)
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Hell no. We can even knock out Nashville for you. That’s gotta be nice. Before we beat the hell out of you in San Jose. =)
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well … I"m game for you knocking out Nashville too .. I won’t object. But … then it has to stop there. That’s the final deal! :)
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The first time Jim Hughson says “and now the Canucks are coming in waves!”
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by Passive Voice on Apr 13, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
No prediction
just wanted to say how stoked I am that I’ve finally found a bunch of Canuck fans as obsessed with them as I am. My facebook peeps would never understand this unhealthy obsession I have with the teamI have no idea how I would have got through the regular season without all of your your non-sensical, sexually derived commentary at times (cough CC cough) but I love it and hopefully this is just the beginning of the craziness to come.
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Non-sensical and sexually derived?
I would never!
Shit is about to get real, girl.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You so brack.
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by eightyseven on Apr 13, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
eightyseven
are you being sarcastic?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
du-huh
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
:(
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks, Hansen
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Defibrillator: $0.00 (stolen from old folks home)
Another round in the Stanley Cup Playoffs against the Vancouver Canucks?
Fatal. (also: priceless)
Should be a good time, guys and gals. Lets hope we all survive it, and GO HAWKS!
LETS GO SIOUX!!!
by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 12, 2011 11:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice, but
I have to question your budgeting skills on the beer alone…
Win it for Manny!
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Math was never my strong suit, but these are per-game costs.
LETS GO SIOUX!!!
by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 13, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And if he’s American, $12 goes pretty far.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Our beer sucks.
It’s a hard life I lead.
Playoffs? Playoffs???
by AirTrafficAJ on Apr 13, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
do u think round 2 of the playoffs will start on the 30th… UFC saturday?
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions
4-2 canucks, kesler gwg
Go canucks go!! :D
by kiyotok on Apr 13, 2011 12:28 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Canucks 4-2, Daniel
Will be watching the archived game tomorrow night, as well as the Pens game. Wohoo
Woohoo is right!!!
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Nucks
Burrows GWG.
Love this time of year.
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4-3 Nucks, Hank
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4-3 nucks The Hodge for the hell of it
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by svenfromsweeden on Apr 13, 2011 2:18 AM PDT reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
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Pretty good write up
From what I’ve heard this morning on the radio in Chicago, Brouwer will most likely be in which means probably Dowell or Pisani are out. Bolland probably not playing tonight, possibly Friday night if he’s ready but who knows. Hawks need to get 1 of 2 in Vancouver so I’ll say 4-3 Hawks in OT. Good luck.
I'm loving all the CoHo GWG predictions
it’s not out of the realm of possibility. People make names for themselves in playoffs and as far as I know he’s played in pressure packed situtions and excelled to the point of being the BEST player on the ice (a majority of pundits said he was the best player from that 09 Juniors Squad, better than JT).
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He was better than JT
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
3-1 Canucks
AMFB
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3-1 Canucks
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Fo - three (4-3) Canucks
Daniel
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Weak
Coconuts go.ā¢
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Can I play the score guessing game?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 7:15 AM PDT reply actions
Anyone can play
Whether Sean gives you points or not if you win because you’re a dirty Hawks fan is another question, of course
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well I wasn't going to pick in the playoffs
but now it’s on Semi. You will not win the wizardry cup in the postseason.
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
Your smack talk
Shall only make me predict harder
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Dirty!!!!
Hey, I bathed today, AND put on the nice smelling lotion, thank you.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 13, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yus sir
Coconuts go.ā¢
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Hawks 6-4
Sharp GWG
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Numbskull. Just because you’re a Hawks fan, doesn’t make you any less of one.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Well at least we
know he won’t be a threat to win.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
This has the setup
of having the potential to have words eaten!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am more than confident
in my team.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost anything
Has the potential to have words eaten. Especially a lot of things some of your brethren are saying over at SCH :)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I won't be surprised if the Hawks get bumped by thing 1 and Thing 2's team (won't be happy)
But I also will not be surprised to see this #8 seed take out the PC winner either. Neither team has room to fuck around with to make mistakes.
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 13, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
so....I read this as a tautology
“Just because you’re a Hawks fan, doesn’t make you any less of a Hawks fan.”
true.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on Apr 13, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Good morning all
Welcome to the first day of what we all hope is a great run!
by Canuckelhead on Apr 13, 2011 7:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
My Prediciton and Hope
Message to the Canucks:
IT IS YOU.
YOU ARE ONE.
YOU BECOME LIKE THE KARATE KID.
YOU ARE THE COBRA.
YOU WILL DESTROY THE HAWKS.
3—2 Nucks
Hank GWG
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 7:19 AM PDT reply actions
Sweep the leg?
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
When the kid becomes the Cobra and hypnotizes his opponant.
And defeats him.
So too shall the Nucks.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
The PD crew is on the happy train
Make of it what you will.
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Holy shit. Both Lambert and Wysh picked us. We’re fucked.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
4-1 Canucks
Burrows with the GWG.
Work is just not going to happen today…
by ol'johnnycanuck on Apr 13, 2011 8:27 AM PDT reply actions
MISSY
I made minor changes in both my pool entries… I made an error on the teams and had a pick that wasn’t possible based on who would play who so I changed it. Sorry about the under the wire alteration.
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also
changed my players cuz it occured to me that burrows is going to be the mvp of the playoffs if its not luuu
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Let's get this shit started already!!
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RJ
how come you guys refer to Ryan Johnson as balls? Simply b/c he made a statement about the ’Nucks “not wanting” to play the ’hawks? or some other reason?
he was
balls when he played here, don’t flatter yourself that it would be due to silly comments he makes over in chit town. :)
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If I remember correctly
It was because of all the shot blocks, right?
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that is correct
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 13, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a reference to his style of play when he was here, especially shot blocking.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
He had that nickname when he was here
Played fearless, blocked metric craptons of shots.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Avatar update
Playoff edition!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
haha
well, that makes sense. thanks for clearing that up.
thank YOU
for seeing the intended lightness in my response and not assuming it was attack…it does appear a bit harsh when i re-read it…
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i was TOTALLY offended!
haha, no, jk. i thought you were being sarcastic/joking the entire time…the :) confirmed my thought.
by redfaction37 on Apr 13, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Canucks
Higgins?
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Canucks 5-2
Raymond the 2011 playoff beast = gwg
All to do with douche haters who mentioned trading him at the deadline (Bob McKenzie)
Nothing to do with me owning a Raymond jersey….
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
This is for Shifty
I am not going to be making any predictions about scores during the playoffs. I do not want to jinx anything. I wouldn’t say I am superstitious. I am just the right amount of stitious.
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions
3-1 Canucks, Kesler
I stupidly booked vacation for next week and am now going to have to spend half my holiday looking for sports bars in Maui that are showing the Canucks. Wifey is going to be pissed…
by British Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions
not only that...
you’ll have to dodge volcanoes, sharks and man eating jellyfish! But dude…hawaii…awesome have fun.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 13, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
oh
and dawg the bounty hunter’s mullet.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 13, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Now there's a mullet,
Kane could learn a thing or two from the Dawg.
by British Canuck on Apr 13, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
VAN LINES://Daniel-Henrik-Burrows//Higgins-Kesler-Samuelsson//Raymond-Hodgson-Hansen//Glass-Lapierre-Oreskovich//
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I have 5 of your boys in the pool
they better not pull the usual Chicago vs Vancouver routine.
3-1 Hawks
Hossa FTW
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
great
Have to post under a numbskull.
3-2 Canooks. KesLORD winneth!
Win it for Manny!
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 13, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes sense. Stacie’s one of us, and she picked the enemy. Thus a numbskull.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not technically one of you for 4-7 games
or so I have been told
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
Well, it’s okay, you’ll see that we’ve been right all along when we’re doing the 2nd round Score-Wizardry thing-a-ma-jig.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Nucks
Raymond ftw
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2-1 Hawks, oddly defensive game
Brouwer in OT, even if he is hurt.
Almost said 1-0 actually….REALLY defensive game……
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How sure are you that Brouwer is even 70% game-ready and is going to make a difference in the series. I doubt it.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping he comes back like Sharp
Not 100% Sharp was still better than what we had.
There's always hope you whiny little bitches.
Kind of like Edler. I’d be more worried if Edler was playing in his second game the day after his first. But it was nice to see Eddy get 4 days off in between games to get ready.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Edler
Looked pretty much 100% in his first game back. He was laying out some big hits by the time the 2nd period rolled around
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I know. But I always believe their second/third games back are the toughest. That’s why I mentioned it was good that he got 4 days off.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
never mind. I might have screwed up my days.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
5-2 Canucks/Hansen Gwg...Hodgson with a couple of assists.
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Canucks 4 Bhawks 2
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anybody got a link for the game?
not in canada so cbc one doesnt work :(
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