I Have Given A Name To My Pain And It Is Chicago
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:00 AM PDT
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The summer is an awful long time to pick up the pieces of your shattered ego and Chicago has delivered the most sound beatings we've had since the Sakic/Forsberg years against Colorado. Those aren't pleasant recollections either, my apologies.
So we're all too aware of who Sharp is, how dangerous Toews is, what an abhorrent bitch a dangling sniper Kane is and the permanent shadow the Sedins will have for a week with Keith and Seabrook around. Let's do our requisite recon on the Hawks in which most of the faces should already be seared into your cerebral cortex.
Remember Quenneville shuffles lines like a guy with tourettes slamming espressos chased with Rockstar, so nothing is certain. The lines are missing Bolland (concussion) and Brouwer (shoulder), though both of these guys are traveling with the team. Brouwer is closer to returning and he'd give Chicago a big body (lead the team with 261 hits) to use on Luongo. Bolland is even more valuable if he's healthy (lead their PK TOI for starters) but as we know with Hamhuis and Mitchell before him, concussions are tricky beasts. Besides do we really want him back to pester the twins and score SHGs? Of course not, you stay home and get healthy David.
In related news: I don't miss you at all Pavol Demitra.
First Line
These three represent 36% of Chicago's ESGs and 47% of their PPGs. Toews is a beast at driving the play, lead the team in takeaways (93) and in GFON/60 at 3.61. Sharp strung together his best statistical season to date and Hossa isn't any less a threat following his rotator cuff last summer, playing at a point-per-game pace through February and March. If you go back to when these teams last met, the Toews line especially flattened Vancouver at ES. Your money players have to deliver and that's exactly why they're the defending champs. I'm curious if Kesler's line will draw them on home ice, but Bieksa/Hamhuis will earn their bread money for sure.
Second Line
Two fresh faces and one old one. Frolik was part of a multi-player deal that saw Jack Skille go to the Panthers. Frolik has great wheels, a good shot and Chicago has received immediate value out of him at center (not terribly surprising but something Florida was struggling with). Smith was brought up due to the injury to Brouwer and has a pretty cool story from a development standpoint. While he's earned the coach's trust to receive choice minutes with Kane, how much we'll see of the rookie as the series progresses remains to be seen, especially when/if Brouwer returns. Kane leads the Hawks at ES TOI and trails only Toews at GFON/60 with 3.36. Kane also had three points in four games against the Canucks this season and remains on a mission to make sure Luongo doesn't have the stupidest hairline in the National Hockey League.
Third Line
For the zillionth time: Versteeg/Ladd/Bolland this is not. Without Bolland they've had to bump up what's left of Ryan Johnson at center. He gets some limited PK time and his ES time is the lowest on the team, but you know Balls would help out from the dot: he's fourth best on the Hawks with 63.1 FO%. Stalberg was part of the Versteeg/Bill Sweatt trade in the summer (a trade we really couldn't be happier with) and has played on almost every line along with ample PP time. Tough to get a read on Stalberg - feel free to chime in here Hawks fans - but the numbers paint an inconsistent point producer who doesn't use his frame effectively, though the line shuffling may in part explain that streakiness. Kopecky is more offense-minded than a shutdown guy and has shown he get burned defensively (-13 is a team worst and brings up the rear in GAON/60 at 3.09). Both Kopecky and Stalberg saw some of the weaker opposition during the regular season and are two guys Chicago fans want to see make life hell for Luongo.
Fourth Line
Break open in case of emergency is Chicago's fourth line. Dowell - with the worst Corsi QoC on the team - gets sheltered time, Bickell isn't a fourth liner (remember he started last post season alongside Kane) and is another big body option and Pisani is a stop-gap which is about as polite a description as I can muster. Dowell/Pisani offer lunch pail work on the PK and Bickell/Pisani tackle some of the tougher minutes, but they don't possess the sandpaper or shutdown capabilities of a Brouwer/Madden/Burish. We'll should see them individually in mixed lines, but I doubt we'll see Quenneville roll this trio often.
First Pairing
I've seen enough of these two to last a few dozen lifetimes. Last year's Norris Trophy winner lead the defense in ES TOI (averaging nearly 27 minutes a game), PP TOI, second in PK TOI (and the lowest GAON/60 on the kill too), third in blocks (149) and first in takeaways (56). His shooting percentage dipped to its lowest in the last four seasons (4%), but those 45 points is still tenth best league-wide. The guy is freakishly omnipresent, second only to Seabrook. Seabrook was credited with 227 hits which is second best on the team and far and away the best for defense. He was second in blocks (154), lead the backend with a .405 Corsi QoC and still rattled off the most goals for a blueliner (9). About the only knock you can make on the pair is their +/-. The road to playoff immortality, especially for the top line, goes through them.
Second Pairing
Campbell had the third highest PP TOI and lives in the offensive zone. His 27 points were the lowest since 2005-06 in Buffalo, but his shooting percentage increased over last season. However focusing on the points is misleading: he has the second most ES TOI and lead the team with a +28 (that would put him fourth best on Vancouver). When these teams met in February, Campbell was a constant threat and this series should be no different unless the Canucks can jam his wheels. He's paired well with Hjalmarsson whose 166 blocks is a team high and has the fewest offensive zone starts of all defensemen. He's also a big part of the kill, having the third most PK TOI (2.09) behind Keith and Seabrook.
3rd Defensive Pairing
Campoli came to the Hawks via a trade with Ottawa in late February, almost the same time Jordan Hendry tore his ACL. Campoli is a step up over Hendry, one of those quiet stay-at-home guys who can contribute offensively if given the opportunity (similar to Ballard, though not the same pedigree and millions of dollars less). Coincidentally, Leddy is their Chris Tanev with the exception that while Vigneault bolted Tanev to the third pairing, Quenneville has used Leddy in multiple scenarios on the ice with mixed results (he has the highest GAON/60 of all their blueliners). They use him now more comfortably on their third pairing with sheltered minutes and middle of the road opposition. Vigneault's eyes should get all Roger Rabbity at the idea of trapping these guys out with the Sedins.
Jassen Cullimore was recalled yesterday as was Garnet Exelby so there are your 7/8 guys.
Goalies
Though many thought Turco would start more games, Crawford became the workhorse Chicago road to the post season. Even with March as his worst statistical month this season, in the final 29 games Crawford picked up 17 wins with a .915 SV%. He had a demanding workload down the stretch, but hasn't shown any signs of wearing down. He only faced the Canucks once (cough the 7-1 debacle cough) and allowed one goal. He can hoist the team on his back for the win on his own to inexplicably coughing up early markers and putting the Hawks in an hole. As with Jonathan Quick last year, Vancouver will open the playoffs against a rookie netminder - one less tested than Quick for that matter - and will need to fluster him with every (generally legal) trick in their playbook.
As for Turco, the old man probably has some tricks up his sleeve (19-9-2 against the Canucks lifetime and was stingy as hell three years ago in the VAN/DAL first round match-up), but he hasn't started a game since early February and shouldn't factor into this unless Vancouver gets to Crawford early and often.
Line Frequencies
- Top Even Strength: Bickell/Bolland/Pisani (6.12%), Kane/Sharp/Toews (6.03%), Brouwer/Kane/Toews (5.05%)
- Top Power Play: Kane/Kopecky/Sharp/Toews (16.12%), Hossa/Kane/Sharp/Toews (12.98%)
- Top Penalty Kill: Hossa/Toews (18.04%), Bolland/Pisani (10.84%)
Pairing Frequencies
- Top Even Strength: Keith/Seabrook (25.52%), Campbell/Hjalmarsson (13.43%), Hjalmarsson/Seabrook (9.31%)
- Top Power Play: Seabrook (31.72%), Keith (17.77%), Campbell/Keith (16.74%), Keith/Seabrook (13.95%)
- Top Penalty Kill: Keith/Seabrook (40.07%), Campbell/Hjalmarsson (13.98%)
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Yankee I love you and all
In related news: I don’t miss you at all Pavol Demitra.
But what the fuck? What a fucking fucker he was. Why the fuck would you even joke about that fucking turd. All he fucking did was take our fucking money and fucking shit on the ice all the fucking time. Just fucked the pooch, took the fucking money and went to the fucking KHL. He could have been fucking sick with fucking Kesler, but all he did was fuck around on the fucking third line. He’s a fucking shitstain on our fucking history.
Fuck.
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Let it out son
Be happy I didn’t link to the video of the Bolland goal.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm handing in
my ‘premier curser’ card. Fuck me.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
oh god
I really lost my shit when that happened.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
If we get Bolland and Brouwer back, you can bet that
Pisani and Dowell’s sorry asses won’t see the ice. Both traveled with the team and from what hints Q has been dropping it seems like both Brow and Bolly will be playing this series (God I hope so). If they are back I’d assume Bickell, Brouwer and Bolland will be on the same line together. The 1st line will stay in tact and the other two lines have played well as of late.
However nobody changes their lines like Q does. If it’s a 6 or 7 game series he can and just might have different line combos for every game.
Overall pretty good write up on the Hawks.
So Smith would stay in? I didn’t know how long a leash he’d be given. If just Brouwer returns, what would you guess the lines would be?
Dowell does seem like the last rung on the ladder.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
as you pointed out
the Hawks don’t have the depth of last year’s team. I don’t see how the Hawks win the series without Bolland (Brouwer would definitely help too), so I do not even contemplate this scenario.
But yes, Smith would stay in before Dowell and Pisani, IMO.
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All I have to say about Smith is
Where the hell has he been all season?!? (I know, AHL, but still)
It’s seems like every time there has been a whistle in the offensive zone #57 has been right in the goalie kitchen
On board with Team Live Bad Ass
i think
off the bat smith would stay in, frolik would drop down and dowell would be out. but if bolland returns, i might expect some form of bick/boll/pisani or brouwer as a third line- which has had some success as a shut down line, and the stalberg-johnson-kop line to perhaps drop to fourth. or Q could just rearrange the entire line combos within five minutes of game one, you never know.
as for a read on stalberg, he is a bit of an unsung hero- although he hasn’t quite picked up the touch of a finisher. his speed is by far his best attribute which helps with our zone entry, and although he has a propensity to float and make a bonehead play or two, as a fourth liner he can be devastating when catching a third D pair on the ice. His D is average.
here’s looking forward to a great series in a modern rivalry. enjoy all the pressure, canucks!
as a fourth liner he can be devastating when catching a third D pair on the ice
I didn’t even consider dropping him to the fourth, but we’ve done that this year with certain players too. Not a bad idea to watch for.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
We’re not a typical third D pair. Our third D pair comprises of 2 top-4 D on almost any team. We’re THAT deep.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Pisani might stay in
If Q decides to reunite the Bickell-Bolland-Pisani line which worked so well earlier in the season. Also, Pisani had that ridiculous playoff run (14 goals!) with Edmonton a few seasons ago, so that could factor in to Q’s decision.
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Q..
…has changed his line combos mid way through the first period of games this year so i wouldnt put too much in the lines as they are on paper. Pisani does nothing special and is essentially in the “spare part” portion of his career, he would fit in fine on PHX. Dowell seems headed for the same fate, and he’s not even 30. Bickell is in dire need of a skating coach, and someone to teach him how to win a board battle. He can hammer guys, but more often than not he chooses a fly-by poke at the puck. He has a rifle of a snap shot, unfortunately he can only shoot it from the top of the near circle….
As for the 4th line
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
What if Pisani becomes 2006 playoffs Pisani?
We’re dooooomed!!!!!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Start holding your breath now...
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Apr 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a blender with Coach Q
But I actually think Smith is the first to go when/if Brouwer and Bolland are back.
If Healthy the Hawks may look to the line combo’s that they rolled during their 8 game win streak in march, which saw their best hockey of the season (which, funny enough, coincided with the ability to fearlessly roll four lines at ES)
Sharp-Toews-Kane (A beast of a line that moves the puck around and creates opportunities with the best of them)
Bickell – Bolland -Hossa (The most solid two way line that drew most of the tough minutes against opponents’ top line)
Brouwer – Dowell – Frolik (Not sure what this line did on a consistent basis but it worked)
Stalberg – RyJo – Kopecky (This was actually a quite effective 4th line)
I would also not be surprised to see the hawks experiment with Sharp as the 2nd line centerman again, if for no other reason than to spread out the scoring.
Honestly, who knows what Q will through out there, but, if Brouwer is good to play (which we now expect) and Bolland is healthy (which we all pray) than the lines you have showcased here will not see the ice at all.
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bang up job Yankee.
Ben Smith is 5’11, 205!? Did he eat Wellwood? Cripes, he’s a fire hydrant.
I take it Keith and Seabs will be in the 23-25 minute range, Soup and Hammer about 20. The filler pairing should see aroun12-14. Hopefully we can exploit those 12-14 minutes.
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They’ll ride their top four clearly. I don’t think it’s too much of a knock against their third pairing either; honestly I kept going back to Ballard/Tanev looking at them. Even their TOI is similar, like 10-13 minutes.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I was going to mention that comparison.
Have we had an AA update lately? Any chance he’ll see time in this series?
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Just think he’ll be way more useful this year now that he’s adapted nicely and can help clear the deadwood in front of the net.
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I haven’t seen one, though last week the reports were he hasn’t even started skating yet. I’m not sure he has to be rushed back with Rome and Tanev as insurance.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Campoli
Will get ice time too – he is high risk high reward and loves to jump up on the play.
Q will shuffle the pairings up too – Seabs and Hjamsammich played quite a bit together this year, while the Keith Leddy combo was downright terrifying at times
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by Bonvie5ForFighting on Apr 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I would go with ice times being more like
Marlboro 72: 25-30min
Hammer-Soup: 18-23min
Leddy/Campi: 7-10min
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I am simply hoping for three more minutes for Leddy/Campoli.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't hold my breath
The stache has no issue with dropping the 3rd pair (or just 1 guy and shuffle) to 5 minutes or less at times for a game. (See Scott and ItWasAlwaysBoyntonsFault)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
actually down the stretch of the season
Campbell has often been the TOI leader, as the pairings have gone through the blender. I’d say Campbell has been the most consistent of the 6 d-men this season (when healthy), and tho’ the numbers may not show it, he is often the most dangerous (he’s the best about keeping his head up, joining the rush without over-commiting, skating the puck out of trouble, etc)
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see Smith staying in for now but yes
Brouwer would probably be the most logical guy to take his place if he struggles. However if Brow and Bolland come back I think Q would match them against the Sedin line and I don’t think Q is going to put Bolland out there with two rookies (Bickell, Smith or Dowell). He’ll put Brow on cause he has experience and these three were a line earlier in the year and were actually pretty good.
Some small errors.
Campoli is a step up over Hendry, one of those quiet stay-at-home guys who can contribute offensively if given the opportunity (similar to Ballard, though not the same pedigree and millions of dollars less).
Both those dudes are small framed puck movers. Campoli has been caught in the offensive zone many times leading to frightening counter chances.
Bickell indeed is a fourth liner. He has a big frame but, like Stalberg, doesn’t utilize it at all. He LOVES unleashing wristers at the circles b/c it worked like 6 times this season.
Dowell and Pisani suck. The fact you find any kind words for them is nice of you.
Campoli has been caught in the offensive zone many times leading to frightening counter chances.
I expected that would happen, after watching him play for Ottawa a lot
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Bickell indeed is a fourth liner.
Yeah I guessed there. So Bickell (and Stalberg to a lesser degree) are your versions of Steve Bernier. We sympathize with the frustration.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
re: Stalberg
very fast, attacks the net, creates chances, not a great passer or finisher tho, but plays with a ton of heart.
had a ‘soft’ tag that I think he’s overcome.
defensively, not so much. And sometimes plain dumb. witness the blind centering pass that turned into a Holmstrom goal Sunday.
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Sounds kinda like VERSTEEG!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t explain how glad I am he’s gone, though ending up with the Flyers isn’t great either.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Kind of
Like Burrows
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It's a little weird you're focussing on him in particular leaving our team
Amongst Chicago fans, most feel that Buff (am I allowed to mention his name here?) or – especially at SCH – Ladd left a bigger hole in our lineup.
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Well, we’re glad Buff is gone too, so feel free to bring up the fact that he’s not around anymore!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I do love that tongue out celebration he did. Aggravating as all fuck, but totally something I’d want my guy to do on the road in a tense game.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Ladd got nearly enough credit. Ton of heart and a well rounded player.
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He's the captain of an NHL team
So I think he gets credit from the people who write checks.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
his versatility
is what made his loss so painful. Physical, could skate, could play in any situation, and had hockey smarts that are hard to replace. Oh yea, we got that mongoloid Bickell in the lineup instead. How many times a week does he put his skates on the wrong feet ?
Yep, thats infected.
by Bonvie5ForFighting on Apr 12, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Just a sign of respect honestly. He was a hell of a pick up for Chicago originally and, along with Ladd/Bolland, was part of a third line we (and the Preds, Sharks and Flyers) couldn’t solve. I also think it was magnified by the incredible inefficiency of our third line in comparison.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
disagree
Versteeg is a pretty good stickhandler, dangler, shooter, and he played on the PK.
actually, not like Versteeg at all, IMO.
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Frolik
is the closest thing to Versteeg. Smallish but not afraid of anything
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
To kill some time
Look at the shift charts from the last series [Game 1] [Game 2] [Game 3] [Game 4] [Game 5] [Game 6]
Just picking game two which we lost:
> Toews lined up primarily with Edler/Salo
> Sharp lined up primarily with Edler/Ehrhoff
> Hossa lined up primarily with Bieksa/SOB
If you fast forward to game three, guys like Hossas/Sharp had Bieksa/Alberts. Crazy times.
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Alberts also licked scrotum last year. Hurt us pretty badly.
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yes he did. and so did Bieksa
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
So did
A lot of guys
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on Apr 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
sounds like a Winger lyric
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
If Bolland comes back....
No. He prefers wing. Not that it matters. He’s not a scoring threat. 45 foot turnaround wristers for some reason aren’t effective.
Here's to hoping
Kesler has a monster series
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
He was injured then
Unfortunately (for us)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That was it.
Yeah, I prefer him to be invisible again. I want to hate him since he is a bitch on the ice. But playing for USA in the Olympics and his interview bombs he seems like a cool guy.
Why do you always have to correct everyone?
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luv yew gaiz too :(
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luv yew gaiz too :(
What? How can 87 have a grammar police badge?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
:)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
hey it's all in the 87 to english dictionary
didn’t you get a copy?
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blame Passive Voice
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
you have such high standards.
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We are our own biggest critics
or something like that or whatev.
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It was nice of you to turn yourself in to the Grammar Police, though. They’re very busy.
Lot of man-hours spent watching me type, probably.
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I just find grammatical error very comedic. Puntastic, even.
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Ha
That’s why you actuall pay attention to me, innit?
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Was that on purpose there?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That's why I point it out period.
actuall[y], hahah.
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EIGHTYSEVEN
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
TY CHUCK
for you. Beat’s so infectious.
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I'm all for this collaboration
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WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS BEFORE?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR 4 CHUCK
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
YES
Ive heard that one before. I have some Noah and the Whale for you. Did you listen to the Lupe=Ratatat link that I posted?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
His said electro stuff's sick.
I like both.
New Arctic Monkeys single. Alex is all growed up.
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I just realized the A. Monkeys are Brits
or are they Welsh?
Also, Big Sean + Clinton Sparks + Mike Posner
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HA
that music vid is like…Canadian hip-hop quality.
Boys who can sing + play instrument + cat = (y)
Don’t judge me.
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Wait, that's a dog
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Shad's video
for Keep Shining is the business.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Shad K is da man.
One of the best, genuine good guys out there.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Agreed
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets go to the Q'stache Wheel
…..WHO KNOWS
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
There really are two options:
1) Canuck fans are either going to be WAY too excited for winning a first round series when we are the Cup favourites, or
2) There will be many suicidal “jokes” that will probably have far too much truth in them.
Not really much of a middle ground there.
And as an EST dweller, I am about ready to not sleep for the next 2 weeks. Hopefully the next 2 months.
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I hear you, brother
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
And I'd personally prefer
1) over 2)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Numero uno
and retiring your lady-pleasing title, are we.
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Playoffs required something new
So another appropriate Triple T quote. ‘Cause the Hawks ain’t taking our damn box of ballpoints this time.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
We shall see about that Mr. Colon
we shall see
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
THAT AINT YO CAKE STACIE
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT’S SIMONE’S CAKE
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Apr 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
WE CATCH YOU EATIN' SOMEONE ELSE'S CAKE AGAIN
AND WE’RE GONNA GIVE YOU A SLICE OF VANCOUVER’S SPECIAL PAIN CAKE!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
pffft
I don’t have time for you any more. I’m now a moderator at SCH. I have power. Bwahahahaha
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
Betrayal of the highest order! You Numbskull, you!
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys don't really want to see me for a few weeks anyway
and then probably for a few weeks after that :)
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I'll miss you too kes :p
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
Oh now now. We expect to see you visit in a 3 weeks. You might be a little bitter, so we’ll make cupcakes, okay? You’re still a closet Nucks fan, don’t lie.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And when you do come back
it’ll be with open arms and forgiveness. We’ll understand, as our positions from last year will be switched. :)
So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.
Right on!
And as an EST dweller, I am about ready to not sleep for the next 2 weeks. Hopefully the next 2 months.
I’m with ya in EST solidarity!
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by nucksandpucks on Apr 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
At least the games in Chi are early hey?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It works out wonderfully for my schedule (the first round at least)
I don’t have to be up stupid early on Thursday, Game 2 is a Friday, and then back to ESTish games. Game 6 might be a killer though, because I’ll have to watch all of it (if needed)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Even if it is 1
(which I hope it isn’t), at least you won’t have riots in the street & set police cars on fire. You’ll always be more sane than Montreal. So, uh, well done on that I guess.
Because a blog of alcoholics just isn't complete without a Scot.
...I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore.
That might happen
For 2) though
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
You know what they say
The first round is the hardest. I think I heard that somewhere once.
by Canuckelhead on Apr 12, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm of two minds about the whole thing
1. My unreasonable mind: The Blackhawks are Cheaty McCheatpants Cheattards and I’ve got nothing but contempt and loathing for them and their classless approach to hockey. But their strategy of playing as douchey as possible has worked well for them in the past and it’s reasonable to assume they’ll continue to use it. . . if they’re only called out on half of their cheating, they still get away with more than everyone else, which means they have a clear edge whenever they play against a team that have more respect for the sport than they do (ie, everyone).
2. My somewhat more reasonable mind: The Canucks are clearly the better team this year. If they stay focused and professional they’ll have no problems. But if they’re going to let ghosts and superstitions get in the way of playing well, then they’ve still got a lot to learn and don’t deserve to get past the first round.
Mr. Pseu is away on a business trip this week, so I’m left on my own to watch the start of the playoffs from inside this blanket fort while waiting for my two minds to battle it out so I can pretend to know how to think about all this.
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by Pseuccubus on Apr 12, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'ced
just for using Cheaty McCheatpants Cheattards.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
greened
for the same reason
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
same!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
re your first paragraph
it’s like looking at a cross-section of a diseased, paranoid brain. pretty funny actually.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
We like to refer to it as Canuck Brain.
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Are we
Going to get an add, like that “Turkey Brain” one I kept seeing after Christmas?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
that wasn’t an awful ad, but they kept it on until like mid-february
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I got bludgeoned by oversaturation
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Finger Cooking with Bill
So smug. My favourite.
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ive been having these thoughts too
CHI is only a step in the process. The big prize is the goal, not beating the Hawks.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
NM Fantasy Competition
Can a couple people go over to Missy’s FanPosts (here and here) and Rec them so that they stay at the top of the FanPost section? That way it’s easier for people to sign up before the playoffs start and for us to revisit our picks/check others’ picks once play is underway.
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I prefer to not rec Missy’s posts. She gets that whole inflated ego thing going on and becomes unbearable.
Okay. I’m on it.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, titles.
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And visitors
are welcome to join and partake in the quest for a non-existant prize.
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Sean will give you his used diapers from baby Liam. Yah! That.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
They’re adding up. We need to hand out prizes to the top 10 people!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
they’re at 6 and 5 now, all good. thanks folks.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
A few bullet points
-Sounds like Bolly and Brouwer will be back which is great because in order for the Hawks to win the series, we need them
-I like Stalberg, not soft anymore and plays with an edge. He’s probably a keeper for us and has a chance to become a 20+ goal scorer in the future. It’d be nice to see him step up this series.
-As noted Pisani and Dowell stink. Pisani’s performance in the 06 Oiler run is irrelevant now. HIs performance on Sunday should get a him a view from the press box this series.
-If I could get one guy back from last year it’d be Ladd not Buff. Ladd’s just a better hockey player overall.
Sounds like Bolly and Brouwer will be back which is great because in order for the Hawks to win the series, we need them
You got a link handy?
Pisaniās performance in the 06 Oiler run is irrelevant now.
Are people seriously counting on that? In that case Torres is good for 11 points, four goals and at least one game winner.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
not that it’ll matter because Rollie’s got this for TB
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Until
He gets injured in the first game of the Finals by his own team and they go on to lose
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Yankee, I’ve been looking for news/links on Bolland and Brouwer and found nothing except that Bolland is out and Brouwer is questionable for game 1 (TSN)
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Most of the best info on these situations
comes from the Twitter feed of the Hawks beat writers. You may want to check these for up to date news during the VAN/CHI series:
Tribune beat writer: @ChrisKuc
Sun-Times beat writer: @adamjahns
Daily Herald beat writer: @TimSassone
ESPN Chicago beat writer: @ESPNChiHawks
CSN Chicago beat writer: @TramyersCSN
At practice today both Bolland and Brouwer were non-contact. After practice Bolland said he was feeling better but still hazy. He also let on that he still has tests to pass before he’ll be cleared to play. That leads people to speculate that he’ll probably be back this series just not right away. Brouwer said that he feels good and strong and is ready to go. He said he didn’t know if he would play in game 1 that it was up to the coach to tell him, but he felt he was ready to go. However the fact that he wore a white practice jersey along with Bolland today for no contact leads people to wonder whether the coaching staff will clear him for action tomorrow night.
That makes sense based on reports yesterday before practice. Brouwer sounds like a lock tomorrow (meaning the lines above are pointless already which we all knew before I started the piece anyway…huzzah!)
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd stick with just two beat writers though
since they all tweet the exact same thing. and if you follow all of them, you get the same tweet 5 times.
Sassone can be old-man grumpy, so he’s always fun to read but doesn’t tweet as often as the others. I’d recommend following either Jahns or Myers.
Well there you go
It’s destiny
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Pisani of 2006
Are we counting on a repeat of that performance? No. But we’re up against the winners of the President’s Trophy…so it would be nice! ;-)
If you’re AV, what’s more important:
-Getting the Sedins out in the offensive zone
-Getting the Sedins out against Johnson or Dowell
We should be so lucky to have Dowell out there against L1 or L2
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
If you were Q, and you weren’t sold on Bolland’s health, would you try to Taze the Sedins*? I think I might.
*terrible, I know, but it’s a serious question
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They’re far too old for that.
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by kesrows on Apr 12, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec’d like that kid’s vital organs.
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA
Passive, you so on fiyah in the mawning. What’s your cereal?
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honest answer: apple cinnamon cheerios.
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Honey Nut for the win.
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Honey Nut, of course, being Semi’s nickname.
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
wut
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Not-so-passive. Favourite cereal tainter.
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Multigrain, for sheer boredom.
That other crap is too sweet. I’m already sweet enough, dontchaknow?
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Or watching your weight.
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m married. What do I care how much I weigh? I’m over 300 pounds right now.
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I was referring to the commercial.
The box says “Shut up, Steve.”
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
…and I’m actually around 180. Screw you for judging me!
/sobs
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I was just quoting the commercial! You’re beautiful Mr. Rows, inside and out………………………………
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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
group hug!
semi keep yer hands off my junk though.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
What is
With this nonsense
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
(I’m assuming Q will try and make him choose between the two. If not, well, pound away, good Swedes.)
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Last year we
were better on the road than at home against Chi Town. I don’t really think we should worry too much about line matching. If Kesler’s line is out and pins Seabrook and Keith in the attacking zone and they ice the puck then by all means send the Sedins right back out. Or once those guys get off the ice then send out the Hart Foundation but I am not too worried about matching lines. Our best players need to outplay their best players. That’s the bottom line cause Section 312 said so.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as
We don’t screw the pooch at home again this year
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i mostly agree, though i think i’d like to have kes jump over the boards as soon as toews does.
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I am more worried about
which D pair is out against Toews than which forward group.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Who would you put out?
E-Money?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Bieksa Hammer
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. Bieksa Hammer’s our shutdown pair. I’d match them against Taser, and put E-Money (who’s more mobile) on the Kane line.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d take Sedins against Johnson/Dowell. I can’t wait to watch Sedinery in motion.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Sedinery in the playoffs…I have my doubts. They better not get too fancy
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Just heard it on the radio in the car
Might be a link later.
Cool, thanks
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, saw this. My take on some other pieces was Brouwer was closer to game ready.
I’m expecting Brouwer in game one. Maybe Bolland in game two at the earliest, but the game day skates will tell us for sure.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
a must read for the chicken littles...
http://erikrolfsen.tumblr.com/post/4554969503/why-im-not-going-to-worry-about-the-chicago-blackhawks
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With all the talk about which player Chicago will miss the most in this series, I still believe the biggest factor will be the loss of Niemi.
Crawford has had a great season, will probably continue to get better, but right now I don’t think he can deliver a consistent enough performance to overcome what Chicago lost in goal in the summer.
There. I said it. In a really bigass sentence.
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I've seen bigger
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Of course you have.
Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
If I had a dollar……………….
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by kesrows on Apr 12, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well,
I do recall something similar being said about Nemo last year on this site too!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
In preparation for the playoffs
we all need to stock our man caves (or woman caves as the case may be). For me that means beer. And nach, but this is about beer. So I found it apt that I came across this interesting piece of beer-ology that is bound to rock your world. Seriously. I was shocked. My view of the world has been irrevocably altered by this tidbit…
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I’m still annoyed at paying a 50% premium over the same damn things over in the states. Makes me want to drive down, stock up, and just sneak across the damn border, prohibition style.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh
I’ve heard this before. I drink Bud usually. CC told me it’s the cool beer to drink.
American and Canadian are night and day. Simply cannot drink a Bud in the States. Horrible stuff.
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Canadian Bud is different than American Bud?
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Way different. Bud is brewed by Labatts up here.
Actually have a funny story about flooding a hotel room in Vegas because of Canadian Bud. Another time…
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well now I just feel used by Budweiser
/grumble grumble giving other countries better product
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WHAT
I HAVE NEVER SAID SUCH A THING
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I had the money
to hire Lambert for his charity thing. Having him forced to say nice things about the Canucks for a couple months would be so damn funny…
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I just agreed to match Artem Chubarov’s 100 bucks. That means we’d be winning for now but we need some others. Any takers?
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously
you would be willing to sully the good name of the NM blog with Lamebert? hrmm…although he may bring traffic…but… ugh…
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I think forcing Leafs/Flames fans to talk nicely about us is worth the charitable donation. It’s clearly a win/win
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree
I’d kick in some
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
OK, how much and I’ll add it to the total
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Make it a fiddy
I am but a poor college student but I’m thinking of the children!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
deal
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, i was kinda
just being facetious.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure
I’m in
/Starts rolling pennies to throw at Lambert
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how much? I’ll add it to our total (which is winning at the moment)
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Down for a C-note I guess. Zandberg is gonna pay half anyways ;)
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
i got 20 bux
for the charity. THE CHARITY!
Also, do we get to have lambert come to the playoff meetup so we can all dump beer on him? (er…water…no abusing alcohol).
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
good lord
all u ‘poor college kids’ making me feel bad for donating so light… so yankee, make mine 50…
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m thinking of putting a bit in. Any idea how you plan to collect? And just to be clear, the ebay auction is in USD.
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 12, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like I’m fronting it and you all pay me separately. Cash, paypal or whiskey.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
aight
email me details, u got my address.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh, you’re getting sneaky, yanks. Trying to buy them for CanucksArmy.com instead?
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
No we’ll split the posts.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but 1 Canadian dollar is worth 1.04 US right now.
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actually, that was yesterday
today’s is 1.0390 US for 1 canadian dollar.
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you're
like our very own sheldon…
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
i work in souvenir shops
we get the american tourists all the time. and we’re able to take american cash.
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and
i looked it up.
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;)
i was just teasing… i always tell my girlfriend she’s like sheldon too when she starts doing crazy things like using facts in a conversation.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
like
what’s next…zona leading cheers at rogers’ arena? Cox analysing stats? McLean doing a puff piece on the brilliance we call AMFB?
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Ken Campbell volunteering for the frontal lobotomy he so desperately requires.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I would be fine for him just having to talk about good the Western Conference IS
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Hard to take that seriously. The Hawks are in the West, after all ;)
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As you are all too aware of :P
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
if I wasn't living off the peanutz
that is disability pay I would be in… but groceries, electricity and internet are takin tha priority :/
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Groceries?
That’s lame.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Food is for the weak!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Does groceries include liquor for you Waach?
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by thelastjohnny on Apr 12, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish...
I just take my meds and hit myself in the head with a hammer to get a buzz these days…
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Lambert AND Chemmy
Plus guest appearances by Down Goes Brown.
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that could get really funny
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we cannot lose to these wanks.
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desperate, desolate, on your own
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by Temujin on Apr 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
wanks
It’s kind of sad that’s just about the nicest thing I’ve heard about the Hawks the last couple of days.
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You’ve also got a Johnson in the middle. That must count for something.
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by kesrows on Apr 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
rec’d for 1.5 entendres.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone who wants to donate to the Chemmy/TwoLinePass plan
Go here and make your total be known
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2011/4/12/2106591/donate-to-win-chemmy-twolinepass
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Raffi Torres & Jeff Tambellini both wearing grey this morning. Tambellini unlikely to play game 1. Mikael Samuelsson is back #Canucks
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
That sounds
Most appropriate
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Without intentionally creating a shitstorm. I kinda wish Coho would have spent some more time with the big club before it got to this point.
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That’s the way I feel too. A little worried about him jumping into 3C in the first game against the Hawks.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Totally agree. I’m not sure the kid can play, let alone play defense in the playoffs which is what he will be asked to do primarily on the 3rd line. At least Jank is there to cover his arse a bit.
Depends, but when he’s matched up against Balls. you would hope he’d be able to dominate him rather than having to worry about D.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Well
It doesn’t have to be the “3rd line” that does the defense. That’s just how it’s normally structured. Kesler’s line could very easily draw some hard minutes, leaving Cody and the gang to play against a weaker line
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I love this if true. The Professor, Thunderdome and crazy Oreo.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought CoHo
was The Franchise?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we were too nervous to go that route with him just yet :)
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
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by ShiftySC on Apr 12, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
got mo’ strut than a primitive airplane wing
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
haters
gonna hate
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Take Them On, On Your Own
I’m moving past the doldrums about starting against CHI when we could have started with a total patsy like the LAK or DAL. CHI has weaknesses. Just look at those line combos, beyond the 1st line I would be worried if I was a Blackhawks fan. Kane’s production takes a huge hit when separated from Toews. I’m mentally ready.
On Kane...
Not really, the last few games he has started on the second line he has been a beast on the forecheck (which is unusual for him) and causing turnovers. Two games in a row he forced a turn over deep in the wings zone and assisted on a goal as a result.
by putmeinthemadhouse on Apr 12, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i second this
i didn’t expect much putting kane with frolik and smith, but it’s like he got out from under toews and plays much more of a take-charge game on his own.
I’m guessing he’s not seeing the opposition’s top lines this way, which also helps.
all things considered, quite a pleasant surprise.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Good points, but I think if Frolik was my second line center heading into the playoffs I would would try and get into baseball more.
I hear that
without Bolland, the Hawks are a longshot.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand
Really. Even if he rushes back from concussion, its the playoffs. He is probably one good hit from seeing stars again ( and that Kubina elbow was awful. Worth one less , And regular season at that, than Torres got for a much less dirty play )…
What I am wondering then, is will Bolland even be able to play that style that made him effective.
Because he will get hit. Repeatedly, I am sure.
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concussion was a month ago, so not sure about "rushing back"
is there anybody in the NHL without a concussion or two in his history?
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This one was obviously of the serious variety
They should start reporting them as 1st,2nd,and 3rd like sprains of ligaments.
His seemed to fall under a more intense kind.
Correct me if I am wrong, but Game 1 is tomorrow, and he has not been cleared to even take contact in practice yet, right?
Still just skating lonely figure eights?
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pretty sure he's out for Game 1
As far as how bad it “seemed”, getting information outta the Hawks front office is tougher than the Politburo.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here
Its the playoffs. You expect, “upper or lower body” injury, “soreness”, and thats about it.
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I'm expecting the response soon to be:
Coach: “He’s got a injury to his body.”
Media: “Upper or lower?”
Coach: "He’s got an injury to his body.
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by Jevant on Apr 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's actually more info than we get
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
from the Twitter
DOUBLEJGLOBALBC JAY JANOWER
Chicago Blackhawks have slapped a big Hawks logo on visitors dressing room door…
I am sure the custodial staff is unhappy, given that they will just have to take it down next week…
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by Kent Basky on Apr 12, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
They should repaint the hallway again
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yeah
that way, there will be a couple months to let it air out.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
heh... it'll be in the dumpster by next weekend
ain’t no amount of airing out gonna get rid of that stench… the Canucks playing games in a different city will help though, and Capn Serious can get over to Europe in time to help Team Canada
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i was responding to semi on the repainting
it was actually a poke at the nucks, suggesting that repainitng in the off-season makes sense.
very funny stuff.
but you make me have to go and explain the whole thing to you, and now it’s ruined.
thanks.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I got it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
CTV Sports weighs in...
hmmm sounds like what some of us have been trying to tell people
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that didn't work right
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hmmm
wonder why the link didnt work?
let’s see if this does
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fixed
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Hey guys
Here’s a fair and balanced look at the upcoming series!
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wow
the backhanded, btw-ing of how dominant the Canucks were this season gets barely a mention, yet the bulk of the article is based on what happened the last two seasons and makes zero mention of the bottom 6 for the Hawks being swapped out. Lazy and reeking of homerism.
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Ha
I win. Never clicked that cyberturd!
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The story of the last two meetings has been a real simple one
A steady canuck march to the sin bin and an opportunistic Blackhawk powerplay. Last year’s game 5 is more or less a microcosm of the series to date thus far. A blackhawk pp goal goes in and one of the Sedins or Bieksa meekly skates to the bench from box.
I think the onus is on the Canucks to prove that will be different. The proof is in the numbers of the past two playoff meetings that regular season accomplishments don’t mean much. The Sedins have regularly outproduced Kane and Toews in the regular season and the later pair has shined in the playoffs.
I personally think it will be hard to win for a third time, especially against a team that has improved itself for the sole purpose of beating the hawks. Yet, I’m not convinced that one ugly loss infront of the homecrowd want cause the wheels to come falling off for the Canucks yet again.
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
*Won't cause
plus: Yes we know the role players are no longer there, and even though some of the chirpier and more ire raising members of the former hawks squads are there, lets not forget that in terms of scoring goals the three guys who’ve done a LOT of the Hawks’ heavy lifting in these series are still there: Sharp, Toews, and Kane (who are a combined +8 with 19G and 23A in 12 playoff games against the canucks)
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep in mind most of that damage
was done with us missing D men. Our top 6 is 100% healthy. And Buff was a big reason for those numbers you listed.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Reply two biggest moments (worst memories for you) of this series thus far
Are the Kane and Toews hat tricks, all six goals were scored with the Hawks having current members of the team on the ice.
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And again
who was on the ice for us defensively?
Not Hamhuis, Edler, or Ballard. 3 of our current top 6.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Edler, often
You won’t sell Hamhuis on any blackhawk fan since he “limited” Patrick Kane to a more than a point a game in the playoffs last year “to let Weber and Suter take care of Toews-Hossa”
Ballard is what he is, not a guy the Hawks are frightened of.
Quite Frankly the D of Canucks is sturdy but not what its been hyped up as. the D numbers are largely a product of playing 15% of their games against the leagues bottom dwellers and the generally ridiculous regular season stats the team put up as a whole. I’m not diminishing the regular season accomplishments of the Canucks. I’m saying that history has dictated that when these two teams meet in the playoffs the stat lines are empty the records are 0-0-0, and take it from there.
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
At the very least
A third pairing of Ballard-Salo is better than any other third pairing in the league, and won’t be a liability if they get trapped on the ice against your top line. And I mean that in comparison to other team’s third pairings
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I'll give you that
However, at the other end of things this defense core does not have a pairing that is capable of doing the kind of heavy lifting that Keith and Seabrook do on a nightly basis.
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
In a close race
I think I’d take O’Donnell and Meszaros over Ballard/Salo
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by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats a good third pairing
Boston too. Ference and McQuaid is it?
I’ll take Ballard Salo over Campoli and Leddy though.
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I wouldn’t take Ference and McQ over Ballard/Salo. Call me a homer.
O’Donnell and Mesz is good. Mesz was the +/- leader half way through the season.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah
Though I think Campoli may surprise a bit. Sure, he sucked in Ottawa, but can you blame him?
I got a chuckle at the “stay at home” line… only way that guy is a stay at home defenseman is if his home is 85 × 200 (or, 26 × 61 for you Canuckleheads).
He’s all over the freakin’ place out there, for better or worse.
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by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Best fun of the series.
Will be watching the mood change as Hawks fans realize the futility of that statement.
Talk it down all you like. The truth is, Ballard/Salo as a third pairing is way ahead of…what…Campoli? Leddy? Whomever else gets called up like Cullimore.
Ballard is someone you should be frightened of. To say you are not, is “whistling past the graveyard”, honestly.
The old “bottom dwellers argument” again? Come on DMD…don’t do that. Its 8 games. Those “bottom dwellers” went into the UC and beat you guys twice. At home.
Of course it starts 0-0. But if you are saying that a huge advantage in the series, the better depth on the blue line, is just “meh”. you are guilty of “whistling past that graveyard”.
Or, the same thing I got called on SCH, for talking up my team, a homer.
Thats fine, we all are. But any hockey watcher worth their salt knows that you can’t just dismiss that obvious advantage because you don’t like it.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
What I'm Saying is
That the advantages you have on the ice ae great. I think, though, that for the elements of this series that are played in the gray matter the hawks hold all of the cards.
Furthermore, We all know that anything can fall off of Salo at any time. Ballard is a more expensive Chris Campoli and you are lying through your teeth if you try to say otherwise.
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha. A Salo gets injured joke. Thats new.
The “grey matter” comment is telling though. Its wrong, but it seems all Hawk fans have to hang their hat on. The media plays along, and away go the cheerleaders like Haugh and Rozner, telling everyone how they “have space in the goalie’s head rented out”
A guy like RJ feeds into it on a radio program, and folks go “see, he used to play for them, he KNOWS”.
It ignores the entire year.
Keep the pom poms waving DMD. I guess I am lying through my teeth then. Campoli is a 5-6 defenseman, and an alright one.
But Ballard is a #1-2 on most teams in the league, and a 3-4 on the others. He is a 5-6 here, because of the depth.
Just look at both their careers to date if you don’t believe me. Ballard has shown, over and over, how much he can do.
Campoli? He could not crack the top 4 on a horrible Sens team most nights. Maybe when they had injuries.
He is far more than a “more expensive Campoli”, but whatever helps you rationalize it, I guess.!
;-)
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Guess what Ballard is 5-6 on the Blackhawks as well
Keith-Seabs
nope no room for campoli there
Campbell-Hjalmarsson
try again
Campoli-Leddy
AH NOW we find room for ballard. What MOST TEAMS would have Ballard as a 1 or a 2? A defensively challenged team with no defense? Please 7 points IN 65 GAMES that’s Campoli with the added 3 mil in Cap hit! Please, don’t call me homer. I’m not the one mouthing off about how clearly superior my team is in every facet of the game. I’m talking about how overhyped your defense is.
Trying to compare Salo and Leddy is a waste of time, their are both the respective weak links. Still if you could take your top 3 defensemen and swap them out with Keith, Seabs, and Campbell, i think 99% of Canucks nation would take it.
I’m not wasting my time talking about Luongo’s gray matter (We all know he can’t be trusted) so lets just take that as is,
I’m saying the entire canucks roster is filled with guys who have things to prove about their discipline in the playoffs, The Sedins and Ryan Kesler are nto exempted from that.
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You had me until you
put Campbell in there. Oh and using points to judge the value of a D man. There are some more flaws with what you wrote but I don’t want to nitpick. ;)
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You do watch hockey, right DMD?
Salo is one of the most underrated, best all round defensemen in the league. To compare him to Leddy is what a homer would do.
Ah, yes, points are so important. Come on now. Campoli gets PP time because your blue line is not as deep. Ballard does not. Simple.
Mouthing off? Thats rich. I am giving you the same info anyone else would, and you are disregarding it while telling me exactly how the Hawks blue line is so great and the Canucks’ suck.
Its the very definition of a homer. Sorry that offends you.
We were talking blue lines. The Canucks is better, in every facet of the game. The team, with 13 different players doing time on that blue line this year, was the stingiest in the league.
Don’t try to expand that DMD. Stay on point.
What, so, Ehrhoff, Edler and Bieksa? Hamhuis? The strength of our blue line is that they are all good. Never said I would not want last years Norris trophy winner. But that blue line top 3 you mention, well, we could not afford any of the others. There’s the rub, isn’t it?
Now getting angry because someone tells you how stupid it is to talk about “being in Luongo’s head” especially with a “we all know…”.
No, we do not all know. The guy has had his best season in the league, played lesser games to do it, and won the Jennings. Of course the playoffs are a different animal.
Say what you want about the Canucks roster. Its funny how Hawks fans continually keep harping on the “mental” aspect of the game.
Look, those two teams beat the previous two incarnations of our two teams. If you think that has any bearing on these particular editions, thats fine.
Its wrong, shortsighted, and has little bearing in reality ( though it makes something great for the media to talk about, so I can see how you can get sucked into it )
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What i don't get
is how these hawks fans go ‘HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY IN YOUR HEAD BLLAAAERRRRRRGGGG!!!’ and then say in the same breath ’It’s the playoffs…what happened before is moot now’. hrmm…
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yeah
Totally agree with you there. I think the whole “playoff history blah blah, Hawks are in the Canucks’ head, Lu can’t take the pressure, etc.” is a bunch of crap. This is a storyline that is being way overplayed by the media here in Chicago. I don’t know if the majority of Hawks fans buy into this or not. I do not.
As far as the playoffs being a fresh start, this an attitude I think the Blackhawks, as a team, must have. To do otherwise would be suicide. They had a slightly above-average record this year and are facing a team that completely kicked ass throughout the whole regular season. As a fan, I tend to think the same way because I want to be optimistic about my team. As a fan, going into the playoffs with a “oh, we are fucked” attitude will not have much fun.
Note
When I say the Canucks blue line is better, I mean overall.
Of course any team would be happy to have the talents of Seabrook and Keith. Campbell is talented, albeit overpayed. Hjammer’ has had a horrible season. Would have been better letting SJ have him.
But for the talents all the canucks Top 6 can bring, and overall game?
Canucks. Proof is the stingiest team in the league this year, with 13 different guys playing.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
http://www.coppernblue.com/2011/4/11/2104155/nhl-playoff-preview-western-conference#comments
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah yes the old tired SOS thing
The defense in Van is better than it has been the previous two go arounds, yes. Is it a squad that can do the heavy lifting of the Blackhawks’ pairings, we’ll see.
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by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Fewest goals against
all year without ever having our entire top 6 healthy and in peak condition seems to suggest that our top 6 can do some heavy lifting.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Don’t read Copper and Blue.
All they do is take a chance to slag the Canucks. Get back to me when someone other than Zona runs things over there.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Read: Vancitydan...
refuses to look at these heathenistic numbers that show the Blackhawks were better against playoff competition than were the Canucks. Yeah those book-cooking Oilers fans.
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the regular season
doesn’t matter? It is a fresh start? It is all out the window? “Regular season accomplishments don’t mean much”?
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You get one too.
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Nope
Just refuse to read C&B on general principles.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
then how do you know?
All they do is take a chance to slag the Canucks.
This seems like an awfully “Vancouver-centric” view of C&B and wrong to boot.
You can like or hate Derek, but it seems to me he scrupulously follows where the numbers lead. If anything, his problem is giving too much weight to stats, but he does this to check the ubiquitous potential of “confirmation bias”, a pitfall eloquently exemplified by Hawk and Nuck supporters on these boards, for example.
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This is flat out wrong
Sorry cliff. I don’t think you are a bad guy. But Zona has a hate hard on for our team and it gets in the way of his critical thinking all the time.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
but the numbers are the numbers
tell me he’s not looking at the right numbers, or that he deliberately set out to find numbers that put Vancouver in a bad light.
I don’t think he did, but that would be the smoking gun here.
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Yeah when he uses
the numbers. But he didn’t use numbers when he called us the worst fan base in sports or whatever he called us. He just made that shit up based on a couple of idiots who went to a Canucks game.
And he might not be looking at the right numbers. I am not convinced this series will be decided 5 on 5. Not by a long shot.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't know the whole story
it seems pretty clear that C&B is hostile to Vancouver.
FWIW, i’m not overly impressed with the numbers anyway. If this was all about numbers, the Nucks win the Cup in a walk.
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By the by, the piece over at C&B is Scott Reynolds, not Zona. Scott isn’t a fan of Vancouver either, but he’s quite even in his assessments, especially the stat-based ones.
IMO.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott is better
True dat. I just boycott due to possible blood pressure issues (jk)!
What’s the point. You sorta know the score going in.
Stats are funny. They are like AV said about home ice in the playoffs. “You want it when you don’t have it”, and you say it does not matter if you don’t have it"
About the most illuminating insight into how the team should be approaching the series…for our Hawk fans.
Well, those that don’t think AV is a total ass… ;-)
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Derek’s also happy to talk shit about the Canucks (understandably), and not a few people here take it personally.
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
linking to the oilers fan community is probably valid and carries lots of weight here. No really. They don’t get to 30th twice in a row without having something…
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anything can fall off Salo - True
except his balls. Those things are fucking Iron
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The sum of the parts though my man
Hammer and Bieksa together is a wonderful pair that is better together than the two are apart. You are going to be surprised.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
we shall see
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the number?
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We shall see
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.
by Detroit Must Die on Apr 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It's time enough
Already
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That last sentence
Is painfully true. I would hope a bad loss in game 1 wouldn’t derail everything so easily, but you never know.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
thin-skinned much?
this ‘homer’ article does nclude this:
The Canucks plan to make it a nightmare for the Blackhawks this time around. All signs point to it being the year they do.
along with what might be the biggest difference from the past two years:
The Blackhawks outscored the Canucks 24-8 in third periods.
But hey, if you just want stroke-pieces, WAACH posted a link above.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
You're putting words in my mouth and thoughts in my head there
And they didn’t say that first quote until the last quarter of the article, after pointing out all the areas the Blackhawks destroyed the Canucks the last two years.
All it talks about is the past, and barely touches what has happened this year.
I don’t want stroke-pieces, but you can’t tell me that article wasn’t a Chicago-stroke piece
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yeah maybe i went over the line
but seriously, that 3rd period goal differential. The Hawks were terrible in the 3rd period this year, and the Nucks were great. This makes me a little nervous.
And the guy comes right out and says all signs point to it being the Canucks year.
not a great article, but not my idea of a stroke-piece either.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thing is
That last year the Canucks were pretty good in the third period as well – in the regular season I mean
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
yeah but the Hawks 3rd periods have been brutal this year
remember the last Hawk/Nuck game in BC?
Coming into the game, the Nucks were on a roll, but the Hawks jumped all over ’em, got up a couple goals. The Hawks had a great opportunity to make it a huge statement game.
But after Van got the Cheaty McCheatstain offside goal, the wheels came off the Hawks. Ominous.
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That offside goal
Was the first “goal” of the game though. You got a couple in the second to take the lead then it was a PP goal that tied it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i'm gettin' too old for this shit
my point remains: the Hawks came, they saw, they kicked some ass, and they couldn’t close it out. A depressing refrain this season.
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speaking of bad calls
What was your take on that Hossa goal?
It was PROBABLY not a goal
But the thing is, most things in the review end like this.
The Puck PROBABLY did not cross the line
Hossa Stick PROBABLY did not touch the puck after his skate
But since the on-ice call was Goal, it has to be indisputable, not probably to overturn the call. It does appear the puck probably did not cross the line, but no view shows it in fact did not, either the leg pad or glove was blocking view of the puck for a portion of the play. (cannot over turn this part, because NOTHING shows for fact it did not). It it appears Hossa may have not hit the puck, but once again the cross bar here block where his stick would have made contact, and the front view shows his stick was on the ice and not over the puck. He PROBABLY did not touch it, but once again NOTHING shows for fact it did not (cannot over turn this part, because NOTHING shows for fact it did not).
If the call had been no goal, the same the call stands.
IMO Hawks probably got lucky, but in the end the right call was made, because of the on-ice call, and the need for conclusive evidence to overturn it, which could not be seen.
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
what about a case
where a shot hits a goalie backing in, and the goalie goes into the net (not 100%, but mostly), but the puck is caught in his equipment and it cannot be seen to cross the goal line?
Is that a goal?
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Well I think is comparing Apple and Oranges but here is one for you.
A goalie catches a puck in his trapper in fron of the line, but arm momentum carries his WHOLE trapper across the goal line. You cannot see the puck, but you know for fact it is in his trapper, and the entire trapper is across the goal line, this is a goal, and should overturn a no-goal call.
Now if it is stuck in equipment, really you have to go case by case, but more than likely go with with the on ice call. An example of conclusive GOAL would be puck is wedged in the chest pads, and the entire upper body crosses the goal line. You know the position of the puck is above the pant line (things don’t fall up) this is a goal.
But if it is caught in the equipment and the pucks position cannot be verified, and that position does not cross not cross the line fully (or portions do on a no-goal call) the on-ice call should stand since nothing can conclusively show otherwise, not can you very the position of the puck on the player, and that part of the player across the line.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
my point is
if you are going to use the absolute certainty in Hossa’s situation, then you have to use it in every other questionable situation, even when it seems that they are clear cut. They are “probably” in should not be enough.
It’s just logical consistency. If you look at the replay of Hossa’s goal or Getzlaf’s um… snatch and grab, you cannot say with certainty for sure. But you can draw as strong a conclusion that the puck was a) not touched and b) in the net as you would if, say a puck hit a goalie in the chest and it looked a lot like it went in, but you couldn’t see it. Reference
I am OK with either approach, as they have their ups and downs. But there needs to be a consistent approach when officiating games. If you use the Calgary goal as a standard, Hossa’s goal should have been disallowed (the puck didn’t change direction as he flung his stick near it) and so should have Anaheim’s goal (Getzlaf picked up the puck and hit it, c’mon, was he giving Emery a grope or something?).
If you use the Hossa approach, then Calgary’s goal shouldn’t have counted.
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This is different than what you proposed.
You are now arguing consistency on similar situations, which is different from inferring what is. You were asking should a goal be allowed if stuck in the goalies equipment, NOT on whether the league is consistent with its calls.
I stand by what I explained, you do not need to see the puck, if you KNOW the pucks position (in the trapper, in the chest pad, etc.) and if that position (item it is in) is fully across the goal line, this is conclusive. The puck is in the trapper (known fact) the trapper is fully across the goal line (known fact) puck is across the goal line (even if not directly observed) because the puck cannot be in 2 places at once. This same rationale can be applied to ANY position you KNOW the position of the puck.
According to the current rules (evidence must be present to OVERTURN a call) not if the call was correct, my position is consistent across the board. You are arguing not overturning a call (which my position is drawn around) but does evidence show it did in fact cross (this is different than overturning), but is rather justifying.
Perhaps this is is the way review should be, NOT to overturn a call, but to ALWAYS justify a goal. But right now that is not the case, and my argument was based around what it is, overturning a call, not around justifying a goal.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This goal
Will be Ex#1 of a presentation at the next GM meeting, where they will ask the control room to take a more, “correct call is the reason we have video,right?”
Included in that will be for refs to admit, at least nominally, that they did not see it. They have to not wave a goal when they did not see it ( and we all so the video, Ohalloran is way out of position, and only gets to the net when the action has gone. He is not seeing the it from a stationary position behind the net)
Even when the guy is there, like the Getzlaf sleight of hand, he could honestly not have seen it because of the crossbar.
Going to the headphones, with the understanding that the video is going to be augmenting, rather than proving, an officials call wrong would be a welcome change.
Especially if it came with some common sense. We all know that the puck went in for the Flames on that S/O shot that Lui went into the net on.
They made the right call there, using common sense. It would be nice if the same thing could prevent things like kicked goals or ones in which Gold Medal winning forwards resort to chicanery.
Just sayin’.
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I think the Official making the call should review the video (or designate a Head Official for this)
Not another remote person. If he made the wrong call, and was unsure of his call, he can consult the video to verify or overturn his call (like the NFL with the referee).
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats what I want right away
With increased common sense. Right now the rules preclude them acting on seeing Getzlaf put his hand on a puck and cheat. At the very least its a penalty shot.
They do it in the NFL. “Get it Right” is the rallying cry. They still get controversial calls. But not very often.
The fact that the ref, that probably did not clearly see the whole thing, waved his arm wildly, should not be the overriding factor when there is one and then two video reasons where common sense says the puck was not in.
But yeah, have the guy on the ice do it, they have the technology to do that easy.
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This is the problem
The fact that the ref, that probably did not clearly see the whole thing, waved his arm wildly, should not be the overriding factor when there is one and then two video reasons where common sense says the puck was not in.
The ref clearly has no idea and guesses. Then you need to overturn that call to make it right but you have to have indisputable evidence. It is so stupid.
If anyone is going to guess it should be the guys who have had 75 looks at the play in slow motion. Their guess is vastly more likely to be right. If the ref doesn’t know they should NOT signal anything and let the video guys guess if a guess is the best option.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rather have the guys on the ice make a call,
But also the guys on the ice be the ones to review it. I think having someone “guess” if it was a goal 2000 miles aways is bad. I would rather have the guy 30 feet away “guess”, than look at it again and see if his guess was right or wrong.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Who cares if the guys or gals are 5 million miles away? If they have multiple angles and slow motion replays they are much more likely to make the best guess. Lots of times the refs have no idea and are just making a signal to make a signal. That’s a horrible system.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He is there,
He is seeing it with his eyes, with depth sound the whole deal this is why I want him to make the initial call, and also why it should be him (or his colleague) to review it. He knows what he saw and what was going through his head, and what he did not see, and he compare it (or better describe it) to what is being reviewed and IMO make the best call possible (assuming the refs have no issue overturning themselves) when the two are combined.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Put yourself inOhallaran's shoes
If he does not “have” to feel obligated to make a motion.
If he himself looks at all those same angles, and, together with input from the guys that can blow it up, etc…
He would see the same as every one else did. He might just use that evidence to make the call to “get it right” more if he did not have to confirm that motion.
Sure, you still want them to make the decision if they see it, even on close calls.
We are only talking about a few calls where the guy seeing it himself would help him make a more accurate decision.
That ref in the Getzlaf snatch and grab, I would think, as a pro, was pretty annoyed that he got snookered.
If he was allowed to see that, and use common sense. Well, everyone in the hockey world say Getz grab the puck. There is visual evidence that the ref did not see because the crossbar was in the way.
It just becomes another tool to make the right call.
But making the definitive motion there, and calling it no goal, that aspect is not recallable by the rules.
Seems nonsensical. Getx got away with cheating, and everyone in the war room saw it.
They were just not allowed to do anything about that.
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I would have issue with reviews being initiated remotley (like the 2 min warning in football)
But I would still prefer the on ice official to be the one to review it, once gain like the NFL.
Now the burden I am not sure about. Should it be to overturn an on ice call? Or should it be to justify a goal call? I would prefer the former with it being the on ice official. Make a call the best call you can on the post, and review it if needed. If Toronto (or wherever) sees something the refs did not (like the puck in the net) they by all means should also be able to initiate a review, and assists, but the on ice-official should be the one looking the video to make the call.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well even in the NFL there needs to be evidence to overturn
They also have the advantage of 59660 camera angles with everything in the open.
The Hawks got lucky, but in-line with current review rules, the review call was correct.
Common Sense, meh, I would prefer a hard line of when proof exists, not to each individual person to determine common sense, but I think the on-ice officials would be better at reviewing the calls, they already know what they saw, and can compare that to the replay. Poor calls will still come up at times in this game, based on its more closed nature, but things like these will probably be less.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
All I want
Is a change in attitude. Get it right. Of course the Hawks got lucky on that one.
But it should start with the fact that the ref does not “have” to make a call. He can delay it until he talks to the other guys, and then he himself, or even the system as Section says, where they have a chance to be much more informed based on physical evidence.
Get it right. Guys putting hands on pucks and stealing a goal away affects playoff races and big $$$ for the teams in them.
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its also embarrassing for the game
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there's a difference between one from local media
and one from the league’s own website…. but hey, you guys keep living in the past. when the smoke clears it’s all you’ll have left.
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it’s not that bad an article. It lays the groundwork then tells the story exactly as it is. Yes, they embarassed us two years in a row. Yes there are some bad feelings there. Yes, one can’t discount the boost from being handed a second chance shot into the playoffs. And yes, the pressure very much is on vancouver to win. It was a fine article. U guys seem a bit defensive.
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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
if you call me defensive one more time...
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That being said, I don’t think we will. And in any case, beating the Hawks is not our main objective. Winning the Stanley Cup is.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
at least we avoid a potential 2nd round intensity letdown if we faced a 1st round weakling like the Kings.
I don't think
the Kings are making it out of the first round. The scoring just isn’t there. Sharks in the second round I think.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely. Williams and Kopitar are crushing losses to a team reliant on offense. Not like they can flick a switch and buckle down defensively.
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Wait, what?
Aren’t the Kings considered a defensive team? Third in the WC in Goals allowed.
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by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I've already told my family
that hopefully for the next 2 months I’m going to be just a little bit dramatic.
I want to sync my Twitter & Facbeook for convenience purposes in the playoffs, but I decided against it because it’s two totally different groups of people. Facebook = family/friends/acquaintances, Twitter = life & sports ranting. I would see my friends list on Twitter significantly drop with the amount of ranting I do about the Canucks during the playoffs.
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Go rec the shit out of that.
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is that a wise thing to say
to inspire your back up goalie “of the future” ?
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This should be interesting
@BotchonCanucks
Jason Botchford
AV: Claims he will mix-and-match his bottom 6 fwds through the game and will not have a set 3rd line centre
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i likey
don’t do what you’ve been doing all year in accumulating 117 points.
now is the time to mix things up. Outcoach Quennville! You can do it, AV!
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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
This is a cause of concern for me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That doesn’t really make sense. Although, I’m hoping what he means by that is switching MayRay and CoHo to whoever has the hot hand for the draws. It’s just interchanging 2 parts for specific purposes. That, I’m okay with.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It probably means if people are playing well or poorly, their ice time and linemates will change accordingly. As often happens with this team.
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AV is a great coach
when it comes to setting systems and getting players to buy in. He’s come up with a strong group which has done very well.
But his in game decisions can be infuriating at times.
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been doing that all year while accumulating those 117 pts
Well, since Manny got hurt.
Nothing to see here, nothing new…
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Exactly.
If you don’t watch the games, sarcastic comments like that come off as wildly stupid.
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oh
so i’m supposed to interpret this as AV saying “we’re gonna keep doing what we’ve been doing.” this is news? did he also tweet that the sun came up today?
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I think you’re not supposed to make dumb comments.
The Vancouver media is absolutely hockey mad all year, and will ask anyone anything, and will then post the answers whether or not they’re useful. Our Twitter-loving gang then posts them so I don’t have to wade through the duds, I think. Botchford apparently questioned the coach on what he planned to do with the two call-ups and injured players. He answered the question and it was then tweeted by a reporter, not by Vigneault. So it’s doubtful he tweeted about the sunrise.
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We have not been
Mix and matching the entire bottom six all year. The 4th line, yes. The third line as well? Nope
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Hence
The line “well, since Manny got hurt”.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Yeah. Not sure why Semi skipped that. I assumed the first part you wrote was a partial quote of cliff, and then you modified it to say what the truth was.
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Has AV tweeted
that the Sedins will play on the top line in the playoffs yet? i can’t take the suspense.
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Has AV ever tweeted anything?
Do you understand how Twitter works?
What about the media in general?
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hey shifty...come over here
let me remove the troll hook from your cheek.
He may not be a classic troll, but he’s got u wound up something fierce…
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Please explain where I’m wound up.
The guy has been posting reasonable stuff along with some ignorant stuff. That’s not what a troll is.
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Has AV ever tweeted anything?
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I dunno man, that sounded like frustration posting ;)
As I said, not the classic troll but seems to have gotten under your skin.
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Not in the least. If anything it was intended to rile him up, and you’ve gone and ruined any chances of that.
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sigh
sorry dude…just covering the wing… about as effectively as demitra, apparently :/
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I have no response, so here's a photo of a kid with a badass sweater.
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that is badass. It’s like a 3d sweater!
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oh fucking great
don’t get me fucking started on that fucking turd Demitra. He can go fuck his shit, that fuckface.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww fuck me. Again? I hate you SBN.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he
Coconuts go.ā¢
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he makes
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he makes you
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All I have to do to get free beer is swear and hate the idea of Demitra as a Canuck?
Hide the childuns…gonna be a long night.
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not trying to troll
and i clearly fucked up on who tweeted, but the message came from AV just the same.
maybe he’s been mixing and matching his bottom six all year (or since Malhotra went out anyway). I’d have to take your word for it, tho it seems a bit unusual.
I presumed, since Semi posted the tweet, though, that there was some actual news in it, that this was not simply ‘status quo’.
for the sake of civility, i will refrain from sharing my impression of ShiftySC.
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Yes, he’s been mixing and matching since Malhotra. Many changes, due to minor injuries and otherwise. It’s unusual, but factual. And now you know how the Vancouver media works, and how Twitter works; a metric ton of information, some of which is useful and some of which is not, and you can decide which is which. But for fans, it is useful to know what Vigneault will be doing with his lineup.
Please, share your impression of me. It would make my day.
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you strike me as
an Internet tough guy, with a taste for condescension in lieu of argument, who is more interested in winning than being right.
I’m still left wondering:
why would Semi post this? based on your comment above, there is no news here.
why would Botchford characterize this as AV “Claims he will not mix and match…”. See the word “claim”? Why would a reporter say the coach “claimed” it would be business as usual, as if this were unexpected or there were grounds for doubting this?
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You strike me as slightly more diplomatic version of a classic troll. You use sarcasm to mask ignorance. Those sarcastic comments have an air of condescension to them as well, but you can’t see it because it’s your own.
Hopefully Semi can answer that for you, but it is news. Just not news you care about. It’s a confirmation of something he has done and the reporter wanted to know if it would stay the same. Me too actually!
The word claims, in this instance, is probably used in place of the word says. They are virtually interchangeable with writers these days. It could also be interpreted that the reporter doesn’t believe that Vigneault will do what he says, and thus he used “claim.” His grounds for possibly doubting this are his own. You can read into it as much as you like.
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couple thoughts
Did I make your day or did you pretty much know all that already?
I don’t recall expressing any interest in your opinion of me. I will give it all due weight.
Claims he will mix-and-match his bottom 6 fwds through the game and will not have a set 3rd line centre
is an awfully contorted way of reporting: “AV says no change in forward line-up.”
speaking of contortions, I LOVE your last paragraph.
We like our people!
gentlemen, if i may, i’d say this exchange is in danger of wandering into the absurd.
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I say good
we are still like 27 and a half hours from puck drop. Lets see how far down the rabbit hole we can go.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine we’ll all be eating chow mein before this is over, then.
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I said I’d stop, but if you guys really want me to continue…
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I’m a whore for an audience.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Nice skirt.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
by ShiftySC on Apr 12, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice shirt.
Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
thanks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
It’s my “stripey going-out-to-get-laid shirt.”
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
that's your going out to get laid shirt?
that explains why you don’t succeed often…
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Says the man with no game. You can wear a puffy shirt and succeed if you know how.
But it’s actually a quote from a comedian.
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LOUIS CK
Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
there’s always one short guy trying to keep up
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to hear you say it, and I like to return favors. And I Iove your little logic dead-ends that you like to avoid.
By reporting that things will “stay the same,” some part of your readership won’t know what you mean be default. So you report the facts where possible. With Twitter, since you have so few characters, you have to be clear and succinct. What you’ve said, "AV says no change in forward line-up." presents a picture different than what the truth is, because that may imply that there’s no change in who’s in the lineup (which is false) or that there may be no changes throughout the game, and in no way gets the point across that AV will be juggling in the playoffs.
It’s a shame that everyone has to deal with my arrogance and your ignorance one after the other, so I’ll just say good luck on Wednesday.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Try not to use the word arrogant
as much as possible. It seems to just fuel him even more.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I burn arrogance and emit superiority.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
What does that do to the environment?
Other than making it unpleasant to be in your general vicinity of course. ;-)
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes the pollution in your general vicinity the lesser evil. That ego about not having an ego as big as mine? You’re welcome.
I’m the China to your United States in co2 emissions.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I have no idea
what you are talking about. I am the most humble person ever.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Truthier truths have never been spoken.
Why is that not in your sig?
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I don't have room
what with my favourite Sunny line of all time.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus it wouldn't be very humble
to call myself humble in my sig.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Contradictions have never been a problem before. ;D
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Again
what are you talking about? I never contradict myself. Have you been drinking or something?
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you? ;D
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
I don't think
He does anymore!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Bye Marc
@mirtle
James Mirtle
Stars fire Marc Crawford. A lot of coaches getting ax quickly.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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The Crow's Nest Has flown the Coop
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Manny: get well soon. Sid: come on-- we're waitin'!
Always play with HEART: the results will follow.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
PEACE
Win it for Manny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't want it any other way.
You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago.
[whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.
The always interesting Freidmann with a quote from a player on the Torres suspension
Luke Schenn had a very interesting take on the Raffi Torres suspension: “I was taught on that play to fake reaching for the puck and then go for the hit. If that’s going to be illegal, they are going to have to change the way young players are taught hockey.”
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Huh
That’s a good point. Bottom line to me is that if the Torres hit is worthy of a 4 game suspension, there’s going to be a serious change in hockey coming.
I am really interested in seeing if that’s a 4 game suspension in the playoffs. Because there is obviously going to be a hit or three like that in the first week.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
That’s assuming that they maintain consistency on reprimanding hits.
If I see that hit unpunished in the future, I’ll swear. Under my breath. ‘Cause that’s prolly the worst I could do.
Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
My language gets markedly worse as the playoffs go on
Something like this:
“Oh, come on.”
“Oh, COME ON.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Are you KIDDING me?”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME???”
“ARE YOU ******** KIDDING ME???”
And then eventually I regain focus and calm down…haha.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
bahahaha
you perfectly represented the sounds from my couch during A: a game the Canucks are losing or B: a bad poker session
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Or in CC’s case. Just jump right to the end.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Things
escalate quickly!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeesh, that is scary.
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disturbing as hell
fuckers!
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So this is kind of out of left field
and may end up being a little sappy or cheesy. But I just wanted to thank Sean, Yankee (as well as Missy, Waach, NucksandPucks, Cam (even though he is new) and Arby) for making this such a great blog. Earlier today a guy named Graham MacAree told me to “get the fuck out of my thread” when I commented on his Chelsea blog. Anyway long story short I wasn’t trying to troll or be a douche. Just wanted to make one comment. I know we can have some pretty intense threads here sometimes but I think you guys do a great job of being tolerant with visitors and welcoming fans of other teams. We don’t tolerate trolls but we do allow for great banter and debate, this thread being an example, between fans of different teams. Even in out game threads. And again I want thank you guys for allowing that to happen. I am glad that no one will ever come to this blog and be told to “get the fuck out” by any of you guys who put this wonderful blog together.
Anyway that is it. Just wanted to say that.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
Sorry, I had to.
Thanks for the kind words Section.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks Section
We may not always agree, but you keep everyone here on their toes, and when all else fails, you have our backs, and that is a good thing. Cheers, dude.
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Hell…I’ll even rec it.
Even though I don’t agree with any of it :)
Win it for Manny!
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Thanks Section.
I am glad that no one will ever come to this blog and be told to "get the fuck out" by any of you guys who put this wonderful blog together.
Unless your name starts with a “y”
Too soon?
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
whatchu have against ladies named yolanda?
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What did
yolanda do?
I add my praise to the masses BTW
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Made it Green. I was there, haha. you didn’t mention Munich Section. That was even lower than getting than telling you to get the fuck out.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I am trying not to think about that part too much
and it would take some explaining so I left it out.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell
I don’t even go on the Chelsea blog.
Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
I clicked on the guys name
cause I was gonna email him and let him know I complained to SBN about him. It says he is in charge of soccer blogs on SBN. I couldn’t be more surprised to find out that is the response of the guy that SBN put in charge of an entire division of blogs. That blows me away.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It shouldn't
Look at the yahoos who run this site.
Win it for Manny!
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I do look at them
and that’s why I was so surprised.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Stuff like that sucks. If you’re new, you would never consider giving any of the other ones a glance.
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I mean if he wanted
me to leave cause he doesn’t like having opponents in his game thread he could have just asked me to leave. Maybe he misread what I wrote and thought I was trolling? But even then just drop the ban hammer. But to tell me to “get the fuck out of my thread” was ridiculous. I am not a violent guy but I would love to run into that guy one day out on a dark street.
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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I spend way too much time here at NM. It is a great blog. I love that we can discuss anything; movies, books, music, hockey, chicks, television, footy, food, beer, the list goes on…
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
True
You guys have always made me feel welcome.
/remembers the good times before tomorrow night hits
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There's always hope you whiny little bitches
Kumbaya....
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't they know he fights bears?
Seriously… they’re so into the mind games I swear some of them think that’s all they have to do.
PatKanesMane Meg
by AndrewBHDL
Bolly is gonna troll the FUCK out of Tanner Glass. #WeSoExcited
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I trust Mr. Glass'
intellect to avoid himself out of the situation.
Coconuts go.ā¢
"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
Bolland's going to be lining up against Glass?
More room for the Sedins
Like Glass is some kind of loose cannon. You’d almost have to kick his dog to make him really mad.
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or take a box full of ballpoints
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Or give him a bunch of vowels.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
He did say
He was “disappointed” in RJ, and that Kane “disrespected the mullet”
Both with a big smile though.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
You're
talkin’ crazy, man!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 13, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's so possible
that Patrick Kane’s head is spinning like a top!!!!!
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by Section 312 on Apr 13, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
RT @FarhanLaljiTSN: #Bolland says he “still feels it…The hazziness”. Said he is going to take his time. #Hawks
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Honestly these concussions piss me off, I don’t care who it is. These guys train their whole life to play at this level and shouldn’t have to deal with brain injuries sidelining their careers. The Malkin hit still pisses me off, the Getzlaf hit on Hammer pisses me off (and that was legal), so on and so forth. It’d be nice if the NHL bothered to get angry enough to look at it more closely.
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
um
raffi torres says they seem to have…
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between removing hard plastic padding and killing team doctors to avoid diagnosing concussions we should have the problem licked.
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Eberle is fine?
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Played on the next shift.
Isn’t he playing for TeamCanada=more hockey for Canadians out of the playoffs.
Not sure where it is this year. Germany, or maybe Slovakia? Slovakia I think.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
so does anyone actually wanna talk about hockey?
khawk fans, if you’re still around, what does Q do for matchups if Bolland can’t go? Toews+hossa+somebody to tackle the twins?
Sharpie? I wonder if Toews would expend so much energy trying to bail Sharp out on the defensive end that it would affect their overall effectiveness.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s probably one of the most intriguing things about this series. Nobody knows.
Q and AV are so much alike in that the will tell you what the starting lines will be(because they have to), after that, until the puck drops I don’t think either of them have a clue who will play where.
The moment they see something they don’t like, they’ll throw some new combo out there. I’m oversimplifying a bit, but they both love to juggle players to whatever they think suits their needs.
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True
I think Q is a little quicker on the draw. AV has shpwn the ability to stay with what works. He will go with what you and I thought the best combo for the 4th, (well, I am assuming the majority of us ), with Wrecker instead of Tamby, because that worked before.
Mind you, AV has options more this year then ever before.
Another talking point if anyone is interested. David Bolland. His inclusion or not is being held out as some kinda Anti Sedin Medicine.
But, to me, that is more on Daniel and Henrik. Think about it. In a dressing room that has preached maturity, one game at a time, learn from it and move on.
Where both the two biggest yappers were told to basically STFU, politely, and did so to positive results. ( Burr would have been close to his production of last season, at least, if he did not miss the first month. what is it, 2-3 more years? He’s like a fave purchase, the one you tell other people about whenever you wear it or have it in public…“man, you would not believe the deal…” AMFB. )
In that room, Daniel had to be part of the leadership knowing his loss of focus and letting the pestering of whomever, usually Bolland, get to him.
He has to know, and Henrik as well, that to talk about it and lead about it, you better walk it too.
Thus, its not really Bolland at all. Twins, if they just ignore it ( and knowing refs, they are more likely to make the calls when you don’t look to them and plead for a call )
TSP’s aside. Usually end of shift hooks ( and they need to knock that shit off in the Playoffs ) when they stay out too long.
Have the Sedins shown enough in that regard this season, or would you subscribe more into the “we are in their heads” argument.
Honestly, I do believe, being a Canuck fan aside, that the Hawks are in for a different team in that regard, and a bit of a rude awakening to that shit. Hit them, fine. Slewfoots and whatnot are not “doing what it takes”. Play hockey right? Too naive?
But don’t expect thuggery to work. Especially without the thugs, and some that have shown the ability to play with “grit” being less then 100%.
Parting thought. How will playing physical work for a team that has not really done it at all this season? The Hawks leading hitter is the shoulder ( bad injury for a guy you expect to hit ) He finished the season with 262 hits. Next closest is Bickell with 178. Seabrook leads the D with 227.
The Canucks, for comparison. Its difficult, because some were in and out, and there were 13 different guys on the blueline. Not as impressive. Kevin Bieksa with 104, and 99 from Ballard, including several of the open ice Hips flavour. Hamhuis can do that too.
Both missed time though, and everyone hits in the playoffs. The Canucks forwards, is spread out again. Hansen leads with 149, and then Raffi at 134, Glass at 130,Kes at 124, Tamby a surprising 113. But don’t forget the new guys. Wrecker is averaging 2 hits a game, and goes 225. He hits and it hurts.
Everyone else averages a hit or better. Lappy and Burr are on the high end of that, with Lappy almost on the 2 hits a game pace, and even Sammy at a hit a game. Higgins,
For the Hawks, Stalberg is over one a game.Pisani too.Scott has 60 hits in 40 games. Do we really think he plays much? Most everyone else is at or, more usually just under,Llke Kopecky and Toews. Bolland is way under with 41 in 61 gms.
The blue line guys? Keith is best besides Seabs with 45 hits. In all those minutes he plays. Nick Boynton actually beats him by 5, but I don’t think he is eligible for the Hawks this year.
Whew, It got long, Sorry, mom said always show your work.
Is it better to have a team where everyone hits, or one where some do? Even with the proviso of “everyone hits” in the playoffs.
Fun fact ; Henrik is the toughest Twin, with 15 hits to 13. He also blocked 21 shots, as opposed to the 12 that daniel got in front of.
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Wow Dan
You’ve outdone yourself with your post length.
Not used to it.
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Lots of numbers to get the point across.
What’s the answer though? Aside from Seabrook hitting everything that moves, and Brouwer doing similar up front. ( and being hurt )
Is it better to have a bunch of guys that do it, or just a few that do it a lot? I like having hitting on every line, and some more than others.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
He's been posting bit time like that over on SCH
Kind of ruffling some feathers too
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that should have been "big" time
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Totally agree with overextending shifts and taking penalties because of it. I hope AV has the guts to rein tht in a little bit in the playoffs. There’s no way it can do harm as long as the rest of the team is committed to puck control.
I don’t think there will be lots of big hits in this series. Will be played in a physical manner though. Like almost any game, winning battles along the boards will dictate the series.
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Hank, and others
Have been saying the being disciplined on shift and not staying out is important.
One more sleep.
Nuckās Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but itās not playoff time yet, so weāll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?
Only the Stache knows what the Stache's lines will be
Hell, let’s be real, even the Stache doesn’t know what the Stache’s lines will be.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine we’ll all have vertigo from all the juggling that will happen between both coaches in this series.
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I would expect Hossa and Toews to be split though.
I’m going to bet it will be Toews-Kane-Merry-go-round and Kane-Hossa-Random Center.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
*Sharp-Hossa-Random Center
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This makes sense. Unknown injuries always play a part in this too.
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I would expect Brouwer to be on one of the two (maybe center Hossa-Sharp)
And Bolly Center the 3rd line, and maybe Johnson the 4th. But this is all speculation with Q
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way TMFF, I saw this earlier
@FarhanLaljiTSN
Farhan Lalji
#Bolland says he “still feels it… The hazziness”. Said he is going to take his time. #Hawks
Don’t know how that affects things, or if he really feels that way
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Yikes
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Not surprised
Having Bolly is a bonus at this point, not a assumed factor. It will just require some more line juggling! YIPPIE!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 12, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the parallel
Most fans know who goes to the press box when a player returns. Neither of our teams do.
Line combinations?! Fuhgeddabowdit
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TSN Playoff Fantasy Draft is on. Dank and Hank taken first round.
I really need some actual hockey.
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7th pick Kesler.
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Very few took him from a fantasy standpoint, and I’d agree. You can’t adequately measure his defensive/shutdown work that he’ll be tasked with thsi series.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d take him reasonably high, probably not at 7th for the reason you mentioned. If you expect the Canucks to go deep into the playoffs, and most do, you’d have to expect a competitor like Kesler to step his game up once again. And although his production leans more towards the beginning of the season they’re still impressive.
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Manny at practice without sunglasses on
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Sweet.
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Wouldn't that be awesome?
Game 5, Stanley Cup Final, Manny comes back…
if that happens
Zandberg and I will convert back to Christianity
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
why the pic get removed?
the lawyers call?
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his face is smiling
but his body is sad.
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And jacked
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
someone's
Getting excited?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Merely observing
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only whatās left behind by those who hustle."
Really?
I beg to differ sometimes… ;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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You
say that every time.
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Ryan Kesler
with another flattering photograph.
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deserves a caption contest
I swear Manny, Bieksa told me it was this big. I know, I laughed too
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by Semi_Colon on Apr 12, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And eventually
not see
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Why would you say that!?!
He will see again!
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I MEANT THE PICTURE
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what
happened?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
they won the lottery, moving from 8th—>4th
by Passive Voice on Apr 12, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus
Christ.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
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Hey guys, look at this, a kangaroo touching itself
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Behind the Net
with a more even-keeled playoff preview for our series.
No idea if this was already posted. Quite frankly, don’t want to sift through the increased traffic of comments ha.
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I don't think it has been yet
They just posted it recently
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"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Here's the thing
the Hawks have been lousy in close games and lousy in the 3rd period, making this an excruciating year for Hawk fans.
these stats-based analyses (and those from the hated C&B) basically attribute this to bad luck.
i’d like to think this is the case, but i’m not convinced.
we shall see. can somebody just please drop the fucking puck?
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Okay what the hey
On the cable info for the TSN playoff preview, it says “The NHL postseason is handicapped”
o.O
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Im watching
the TSN Playoff special.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Duthie: Does LA have any hope against San Jose
Ferarro: ..maybe if the Sharks bus gets lost on the way to the arena
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by reggiedunlop on Apr 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the backdrop was Robson. What was Ray doing here in Vancouver? Especially since we get Hughson and CBC.
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by Vancouverguy on Apr 13, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
TSN just picked us as the consensus Cup Winner
& this is why I should not be watching playoff preview shows.
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the real question should be
Who did the NHL 11 Hockey game choose? It seems to be the oracle. Picked correctly last year.
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Canucks
at the beginning of the season.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
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