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Monday Playoff Coffee- A NM Guide To The Post Season


Some debate whether or not the regular season means anything, but you have to admit that was an incredible 82 games for the Vancouver Canucks.  In this 40th year they achieved a great many accomplishments, both as a team and individually.  And yes, the regular season was important in that the Canucks wanted to ensure home ice throughout the playoffs.  And now they get the chance to silence the critics right out of the gate.  The Canucks will face the team that vanquished them the last two seasons.  The team some say has their number.  The team that this team was built to defeat this season.  Don't kid yourself.  This version of the Canucks was designed to address the deficiencies that arose in those last two playoff series.  We're just getting it out of the way early.  After the jump, a few words about enjoying the post-season here at Nucks Misconduct as well as a look at the other 7 series.

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We want to make sure you continue to enjoy yourselves as you've done all season, so we will have open threads on non-Canucks game nights, and the Coffee will be here on game days, and Missy's 'A Bit Of...' in between.  So for those of you who are regulars here, make sure you're being respectful if you're over at Second City Hockey, our Chicago counterparts.  We love that you guys and gals have always tried to represent NM in a positive manner (for the most part lol) and in the pressure cooker of the playoffs, where rhetoric and emotions can boil over, try and keep your cool. 

To visitors from SCH or other SBNation sites, welcome.  The doors are open just as they are all season long, and unlike a lot of other sites, we don't make you wait to post here.  As long as that's not being abused, I can't imagine it will change.  Please be respectful and join in on the discussions.  Don't like the Canucks?  That's fine, just participate and have something to offer besides insults and you'll find we're a pretty accepting bunch.

EASTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINALS

Washington Capitals vs New York Rangers- After months of the Philadelphia Flyers leading the East, they started to fold and the Flyers seized the opportunity to finish atop the East for the 2nd straight season.  The Caps will be looking to erase last year's embarrassing loss to Montreal in the first round, and will have to find a way to solve Henrik Lundqvist in order to do that.  Washington has the high powered offence led by Alexander Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom, and Alexander Semin and a lot of depth throughout the lineup.  If there are questions about the Caps, it's the back end.  They're banged up, with Mike Green, Dennis Wideman and Tom Poti out, and their youngsters John Carlson and Karl Alzner have shouldered much of the load.  If they can play the way they have this season and get Green and Poti back (Wideman could be out longer due to his hematoma) and they could be alright.  The other question is can the young goalies stand up to the pressure for the Caps?  Michal Neuvirth and Semyon Varlamov have been good, and Braden Holtby added some interesting wrinkles to their situation as a call up this season.  The Rangers are obviously going to be missing Ryan Callahan and everything he brings to the ice, so much of the pressure will be on veterans Marian Gaborik (yeah, I am surprised he ain't injured, too...) and Chris Drury, as well as youngsters Derek Stepan and Bryan Boyle.  Defensively the Rangers are solid despite their inexperience, and will look to Bryan McCabe, along with Marc Staal and Dan Girardi to help make life easier for Lundqvist.  Overall, the Capitals aren't likely to collapse like they did last time, though the Rangers are not gonna be a pushover.  The key for Washington is Alexander Semin, who hasn't scored in his last 14 playoff games.  If they can't find a way to him rolling, they could be in trouble.  Washington in 6.

Philadelphia Flyers vs Buffalo Sabres- With just 4 regulation losses in their last 24, the Sabres have quietly gone about their business, and present more of a challenge to last year's runners-up than you would think.  The key is in goal, where Buffalo's Ryan Miller will battle with rookie Sergei Bobrovsky.  The challenge for the Flyers is using their offensive depth to get through a solid Sabres D core and Miller, and with Chris Pronger likely to be ready for the series, the Sabres will be up against it to get through to the untested and shaky of late Bobrovsky.  If Bob drops the ball the Flyers will turn to Brian Boucher to hold the fort.  For all of their talent up front, and there isn't another team as offensively deep in the East as the Flyers, their goaltending could be what sees a pretty successful season go all for naught.  If there's an upset to be had in the East, it's this one.  Sabres in 7.

Boston Bruins vs Montreal Canadiens- Much like the Canucks and Blackhawks, this series seemed fated.  The Original 6 rivals didn't need anything to add to one of the most intense rivalries in sports, but the Zdeno Chara/Max Pacioretty incident as well as a ton of fights in a Boston romp, and these two that will play each other for the third time in the last four years stands to be the one to watch in the East for the potential fireworks alone.  Montreal has been hot and cold this season, relying on their power play strength and a fantastic season from G Carey Price to get them through.  Boston has been blessed with the best goalie in the league this season, Tim Thomas has been lights out for the Bruins, but with last year's epic collapse against the Flyers fresh in their memories, you have to wonder why more people aren't questioning Tim Thomas in the playoffs the way they do some goalies.  Offensively the Bruins have a ton of grit, and will need to use that to try and cash in offensively.  That means getting production from more than than Milan Lucic and Patrice Bergeron.  The Habs will need to keep their composure and try and do what they've done all season.  Draw penalties and make their opponents pay on the power play.  They will need to see their veterans step up and make a splash if they want to get out of this alive.  It's amazing when you look at Thomas' numbers that he was able to have the kind of season he has.  The Bruins gave up the second most shots in the league, and after Zdeno Chara, they're good not great, and it will likely be up to Thomas to shut the door like he's done all season long.  The Canadiens D is a bit banged up, but a mix of youth and experience might be their best hope at staying competitive.  From the brash but talented rookie PK Subban, to James Wisniewski and Brent Sopel, the Habs will have their hands full with the Bruins.  The Habs aren't gonna go quietly, but I think the Bruins at least in this round will get through it.  Thomas is the key, and if he isn't able to close out like he did last time, they're not going anywhere.  Boston in 7.

Pittsburgh Penguins vs Tampa Bay Lightning- All eyes on this series will be on Pittsburgh as they await news of Sidney Crosby's return from a concussion suffered in January.  Coach Dan Bylsma has done a hell of a job without the best player in the world and Evgeni Malkin in the lineup, and the additions of Alex Kovalev and James Neal certainly didn't hurt.  The Lightning meanwhile will look to their 3 superstars: Martin St Louis, Vincent Lecavalier and Steven Stamkos to try and penetrate the Pittsburgh D and goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury.  Defensively the Penguins are solid, with Kris Letang leading the way.  Letang, Paul Martin and Brooks Orpik will need to be at their best to withstand the speedy and talented Lightning forwards.  Defensively Tampa Bay is pretty bad, honestly.  A lot of veterans including Pavel Kubina (who won a cup with Tampa in 04) and Mattias Ohlund, but they give up a lot of goals, though that's improved a bit with the addition of Dwayne Roloson in net.  After losing Crosby, the play of Fleury has been probably the biggest reason the Penguins didn't fall off the earth, and they will need him to continue his strong play.  But Fleury has had some dips in his play, and should he sputter out of the gate here, they could have a hard time with the Lightning.  As far as Roloson, he's been good since coming over from the New York Islanders, but does the 41 year old goalie have enough to take them on a long run?  We will find out.  A lot of this series will be about which team can be the first to win on the road, as the home team won every game in their season series.  Should Sidney Crosby be able to return to the lineup, that would change everything.  Pittsburgh in 7.

I will have my Western Conference preview on Wednesday as we prepare for Game 1 between the Canucks and Hawks.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

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Just spoke to Josh Gorges. Says knee is getting stronger. Hopes to skate in the next 2-3 days. Need green light from doctors.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

You could probably play war ensemble at every pregame.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 11, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen

Your 2010-2011 Art Ross Trophy winner, Daniel Sedin.
Bag 9 more of those suckers and you’ll tie Gretz!
[BTW, NHL.com, your http://www.nhl.com/trophies/ross.html page is 3 years out of date.]

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by reggiedunlop on Apr 11, 2011 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Is that really a surprise…

by Seal Clubbing on Apr 11, 2011 2:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Flyers goaltending tandem

is the waterboy…

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

you coming to town

to see slayer/rob zombie? or the big 4 later this year?

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

gonna see

if I can get some tix when they play here… uh, wait. Big 4 in Vancouver? What the fuck?

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i had a few minutes

with scott ian after the Damned Things show the other night. I asked him, he said it looks like it will happen.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

I have to take my son to this… rather see that than sit through Rob Zombie. Not a fan of his solo stuff…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

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On conference call, Peter Chiarelli says he’s been told there will be no police investigation w/Chara in MON. Also, Kampfer out 2 weeks.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

mirtle James Mirtle
Luke Schenn confirms he’ll play for Canada at worlds.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

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BB said Mike Green would be ready to go for Game 1 against the Rangers. Granted, everyone said Green would play last Sat. too so we’ll see.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

And another former Canuck brings the smack
@benkuzma
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Ryan Johnson on ESPN: “I’m sure they [Canucks] were sitting there hoping there wasn’t a plane leaving Chicago today for Vancouver.”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

and the Hawks chirping begins...

benkuzma Ben Kuzma
Ryan Johnson on ESPN: “I’m sure they [Canucks] were sitting there hoping there wasn’t a plane leaving Chicago today for Vancouver.”

Fuck you, Balls. Here’s hoping you’re dumb enough to get in the way when Salo lets one rip.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

too slow old man!

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

bahaha

love the trash talk from balls… although it surprises me a bit.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He joins the list

Of Canuck cast offs who happened to be picked up by decent teams to talk smack

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does trash talk from a barely usable fourth liner even count?

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 11, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did it even count for a third line centre?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

or an

alcoholic defenceman?

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

RJ

Johnson has played well for the hawks – sort of filled in the John Madden gap. He’s a face off machine and a pretty smart hockey player. On a depth challenged roster, he was a nice pick up. He’s currently our third line center, at least until the Rat gets back. You guys do remember #36, no?

Just a few questions for the Van fans. You guys pulled away so far from the pack, I haven’t even been paying attention to the Canucks. Are Bieska and Hamhuis that good? mason Raymond, who I really like, appears to be having an off season – any particular reason. I’ll sort of miss that douchebag Rypien – I always thought he played hard and was a pretty intense forechecker. Is he still in a straight jacket.

One newcomer who really impressed me when we faced you was Jannik Hansen. You don’t hear much about him, but in a game at Chicago he really stood out.

If Lu get’s shelled the first game, will the fans demand that Schneider be put in the nets? I had him on my Fantasy team and when he got a chance he was a rock.

The one area to me that you stand head and shoulders above us in the blue -line. You guys are stacked at that position. i’m guessing Nick Leddy will see less than 10 min/game – so stop licking your chops.

Have the gay green men by the penalty box contracted the AIDS virus yet. Hopefully they practice safe sex with each other.

on paper the Hawks are dead as a door nail. Good thing this contest will be played on the ice, in the corners, with a little blood and missing teeth thrown in.

One last question; do the people in B.C. actually like Burrows?

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bieksa and Hamhuis ARE that good. They are our shut-down pairing, and contributes largely to the improved PK and overall team defence. I wouldn’t hesitate to see them paired with the top line of every team, every night.

MayRay struggled this season, a little bit. For a little while, he was doing the same thing over and over again, trying to use his speed to blow by defenders, but the defenders are more aware of it, and are squeezing him out against the boards to cause a turnover.

I miss Rypien too. He’ll play hard, good forecheck, and I pray for whoever drops gloves with him.

Beaker (Hansen) isn’t really a newcomer, he’s played the last couple of seasons, but this has been his “Breakout” year. He’s really matured into a consistent and capable 3rd line player. Don’t know if he’ll have the hands for a 2nd line role, but on the 3rd line, he’s been very valuable. He plays hard, PKs, forechecks really well.

I’d give Luongo more than one game, but that’s just me. And, he’s been superb this season, so he definitely deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Stacie’s really high on Leddy though, so I’m not sure seeing 10min of him is a good thing or a bad thing.

The series is going to be a tough one, and close. I think/hope we presevere. After all, Jordan needed 2 seasons to get past the Pistons…..

Your question about AMFB? Unnecessary.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

For punness

by jluglue on Apr 11, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Made it green.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bieksa and Hamhuis are that good. Raymond is slowly warming up but has struggled. Hansen is so underrated it’s almost criminal. He does everything and does it well (apart from hit the net). Lu has a GAA under 2 since December. This defence doesn’t leave him hung out to dry. He really is a different goaltender this year, technically and mentally. Gotta say not a big fan of homophobia or making fun of mental illnesses, let’s hope your further posts steer clear of this. And Burrows isn’t nearly as bad as people make him out to be, it’s just trendy to be outraged by him. Wouldn’t even make the list of the top 10 agitators of all time. Dude’s a skilled player who worked his way up from the ECHL after not being drafted into playing on one of the top lines in the NHL, and has stayed there because he has the skill to. Johnson will let you down when you need him most, trust us on that. As far as Bolland, we’re not worried. This ain’t the Canucks you thought you knew. Enjoy the series.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Do u really need to throw in homophobic comments most likely seen written by a sexually confused 14 year old on a yahoo! board and jabs at mental illness?

Burrows gets a bum rap, you’d give one of your (apparently) recently dropped testicles to have him. It’s bieksa, not bieska. Don’t worry about raymond, he’ll be fine. Hansen’s not a newcomer.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

and one more thing, RJ is a good depth guy because you have no depth. There’s a reason he’s not a Canuck and it’s not because he’s just like John Madden.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

- Rypien’s down in the AHL getting some time there. He’s not going to be brought up this year, and probably won’t be resigned. There’s just a lot of depth, and I think the team’s moving away from having a dedicated fighter.

- Yes fans will demand that Schneider be put in net, but he won’t be.

- I don’t think you know how AIDS or HIV works. If they’re in an exclusive relationship and neither is HIV+, then they can’t get it even without practicing safe sex.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

to all

sorry about upsetting the applecart with my homoophobic remarks – it’s just a bad way of saying those two aren’t right and are exremely annoying. I’m hoping Keith dumps an entire water bottle on them.

Definitely was not jabbing at mental illness – I like the way Rypien plays and defended him when he grabbed that Wild kids jersey. Not the action itself, but he quickly realized what he was doing and stopped. It wasn’t the case in this instance, but some of the big brave fans banging on the plexi glass would probably mess their pants if a player decided to accept their challenge. i wasn’t aware of any mental problems and hope he’s back in the NHL soon.

you are absolutely correct about Burrows – a hell of a hcokey player when he’s not pulling the WWF crap out of his repertoire. And he’s ugly, not as bad as the Sedin’s, but close.

you Vancouver fans make me laugh when you criticize Luongo, clearly one of the best in the game. When all else fails, blame the pipe meister.

You are right about our depth, a little shallow in that regard. In a big surprise today, I heard Brouwer is close to retuning.

Can’t wait until Wednesday – although most likely our first win will be Friday.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

you Vancouver fans make me laugh when you criticize Luongo, clearly one of the best in the game. When all else fails, blame the pipe meister.

The ones that do that I wouldn’t really classify as “fans”

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're one of the green men, aren't you.

That was cold Twitchy2010. I have a feeling you won’t be the only one twitching when Kaner and Tazer (and RJ), start peppering the Great Italian goaltender. Good Lord, I hope you give him some support.

By the way, have any of you ever played a golf course thats about halfway between Vancouver and Whistler. It bordered the Howe Sound and had the best views of any course I’ve ever played. I just can’t remeber the name of it.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

While we’re sniping, I could make a booking for Mr. Toews and Mr. Kane.

I think the defense is well equipped to prevent too many shots. Lui has also done much better with his rebound control to prevent too many rebound chances.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

rebounds

That might be his weak area – at least it was last year as I recall. I think rebound control is one of the reasons Bryzgalov is so tough.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

he has actually greatly improved on handling rebounds this year, thanks to a new goalie coach. don’t be so sure on the things that helped you last year, this team is different.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

We also couldn't

clear rebounds last year.

This year we have the D to clear any rebounds that might get spit out.

Ask Hawk fans they should know. Niemi spits out rebounds like an old man spits out salty soup at a deli. But the Hawks D cleared those rebounds much more often than not. Our D is capable of the same thing should a rebound emerge.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Nemo had trampolines on for pads

Lu is definitely better this year. If people can’t admit to that they haven’t been watching any of the Nucks games.

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were lucky last year and a lot more talented

But, if we can roll two lines at you, we’ll be ok! Beleive me, we’ve got a lot bigger problems than what worked for us last year.

Still Toews, Kane, dat Horsa guy and Sharp can be a handful. we need to stay out of the box at all costs.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Furry Creek

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

that’s it. played it about 10 years ago. I had five penalty strokes, plus loss of distance and shot a 89. The views were so spectacular though, I could care less about my score.

We were staying at Whistler and discovered mountain biking. The courses around Whistler cost you an arm and a testicle (just had to get in a Salo dig), and at the time I think we played Furry for about $40. I thought, I wonder what kind of goat ranch this is going to be.

Obviously, I was very pleasantly surprised.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never played it myself

I prefer a more true test of golf. For the most part I don’t golf for the views and the scenery. I have played Nicklaus North. Liked it very much. It was worth the money.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Section

u ever play northview on Mt. Seymour north van? Kinda in between FC and a real course…probably my favorite for ‘client golf’ cuz it’s fairly forgiving, yet still a challenge if u want to push. It’s no nicklaus north tho…but is about a quarter the price to play.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have played Northview but not in a while

and I don’t really remember. I bought my membership this weekend. And then it snowed last night. Just when we were about a week away from golfing. I am pissed right now. Especially since I am trying to revamp my swing to be a bit more like Luke Donald. Ass out a bit more. Arms hanging down straighter towards the ground. I think it will help my connections be more solid. But I won’t know for a couple weeks.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

wild stars game

Did any of you see that girl behind the Stars bench practicing her golf swing – hilarious, especially if you come from that back door town known as chicago.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

i sense

an impending nm golf game… i can give a written guarantee that i’ll not win… (unless one wins by being closest to 103, which seems to be my consistent score).

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it depends when we play

Cause I am usually bad when the season starts up here as I haven’t played in many, many months. By the end of the summer I should be down to the low 80s.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah

i still won’t win…i view golf the wrong way to be competitive at it. to me it’s fresh air and a nice walk and joking with buds, with the main actual challenge being to hit straight, not necessarily long. I just don’t have compete level in golf, and i’m ok with that…

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

left arm

The key that could help you lower your score 10 strokes;

Keep you left arm straight, swing back until your chin touches your left shoulder, (assuming your right handed), and don’t look up until your chin touches your right shoulder.
You’ll be busting 90 in no time.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have

they filmed happy gilmore there. Nice views, but really not much of a golf course…it’s a stunt course really. I dig it tho.

Kaner will be too busy peppering fat chicks from the roxy, and Tazer will be fighting a losing battle methinks. :)

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Gilmore

was filmed at Swan-E-Set.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

partly, yeah

but also at furry creek. They use 14 in a key scene (that’s the one on the ocean, btw)

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technically

not ocean at all.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inlet, whatever.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

um

it’s behind a breakwater in a cove, but it is on the ocean…

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um

technically it is in a strait.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was one scene at Furry Creek… it was the one with Bob Barker I think.

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by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Price is Wrong

Bitch

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that was actually funny about Kaner. Who says the truth hurts?
Tazer may be fighting a losing battle, but fight it he will, down to his last breath. and that will be breathed (is that a word?), down Luongo’s neck.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He and Kesler. I would love to see them on the same line. Come on over, Taser. You know you want to go back to your Canadian roots.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kesler

Almost every blog in Chicago would love to see Kesler in an Original Six jersey – the one with the Indian on it. He’s one great big, proverbial, pain in the butt.

by wardrums on Apr 11, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's not even a question

we hate him because we’re jealous. no shit.

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by puppetmasterp on Apr 11, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

clarification

in the past, we also hated him b/c of his chirping. But he has reigned that in a LOT this year, and focused more on his game. And the results have been scary.

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by puppetmasterp on Apr 11, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad

he’s committed to us for the long haul and is on the record as loving Vancouver. He’s not going anywhere.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furry Creek?

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Apr 11, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

just avoid remarks involving homophobia and mental illnesses, those are incredibly touchy subjects.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bieska

Never heard of him..
We have one guy with similar name though.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Apr 11, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

poor juice

nobody gets his name right

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

just read an article

in the vancouver sun paper and they spelled it wrong as well. Pathetic!

by patrik e on Apr 11, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Cherry

knows who you are talking about!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injuries hurt us last year

One thing that Hawks fans probably don’t realize or remember is that our defense was shot up pretty badly last year too, but we didn’t have nearly the depth that we do now.

Our shutdown guy, Mitchell had been gone for months. Salo got injured in Game 5, Edler early in Game 6.

Burrows and Kesler were both injured as well.

Luongo was frankly tired, and he’s rested this year.

I am concerned, especially with the Hawks PP that Malhotra is out.

And yes, we in BC do like Burrows. And so would you if he was a Hawk. :-)

by hailstop on Apr 11, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

as usual

PITB nails it…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

@WalkerBigTalker: #Canucks officially recall Cody Hodgson and Victor Oreskovich from Manitoba.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Depends if Tambellini sits or not. I like Tambo’s speed, so what does Hodgson bring to the table that offsets that?

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by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping CoHo’s going to be our Couture this season, but there’s just too little to back that up. I guess I should just hope for a mini-Malhotra. Defensively responsible, winning FO at or better than MayRay’s clip, and provide the occasional scoring chance.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear his plus/minus with the moose ain’t that good. Don’t get your hopes up. I don’t know what the brass have in mind for him, and I’ll be surprised if he stays when Torres gets back.

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by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and considering AV had him on a super short leash whenever he got in for the regular season I guess we shouldn’t expect to see much of him.
I guess it was a cap issue that kept him from coming up sooner. Good.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping for Couture, but like you said, his +/- isn’t spectacular. When Torres comes back, he slots in for Oreo? I would think the brass is higher on Coho than Oreo.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oreskovich

Was playing pretty well in his last call up. I think it will depend what they want more – a physical guy, or a finesse guy

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So painfully true

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 11, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don’t score much, or we don’t get scored on much? both statements are quite valid.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can check his advanced stats

Team SV% (while on the ice): .951
Goals against (while on the ice)/60: 1.42

Both tops on the team. At least he’s making up with the inability to score with some solid defensive numbers.

His Corsi is pretty good too, but that’s probably because he was playing on Kesler’s line for parts of the season.

http://www.behindthenet.ca/nhl_statistics.php?ds=29&s=30&f1=2010_s&f2=5v5&f5=VAN&f7=20-&c=0+1+3+5+17+18+19+20+29+30+31+35+36+37+38+39+40+47+48+49+50+51+52+53+54+55+56#

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and I meant

we don’t get scored on much when he’s on the ice. But yes you’re right, he keeps both numbers low.

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And THAT means Hodgson will only play if Oreskovich doesn’t. Highly unlikely. Cody’s watching from the luxury box I’m sure

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or I could just scroll down the page a realize that I’m wrong

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Arby18? I thought Hodgson was a dud in Manitoba!

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

CoHo recalled for the playoffs? My GOD. No one. And I mean NO ONE could have seen that move coming a mile away. But what about his development Waach. HIS DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!!!

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh

I am not sure if you’re aware of this… but I am not Ian Walker. I just posted his tweet. Thanks.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Section just wanted to pat himself on the back, or have someone pat him on the back. He called it pretty much exact.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

he better pat me on the back too

Because I said the same thing!

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here you go Section

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would offer

a mutual pat on the back exchange between us but that could get weird.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

you'll be hearing

comments from the trolls if u venture into that territory.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUdWApwbudQ

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Semi

I was clear all this season that I was in favour of keeping him down in the minors and letting him develop until the playoffs at which time they could bring him up and use him if needed since we can carry more players on the roster in the playoffs right? I think I made that pretty clear all along. He wasn’t right for the 4th line. That much I was sure of. And to be honest I am still not sure that I like him on the 3rd line but we shall see. But it was clear that I was of the opinion that leaving him in the AHL to play a lot until playoff time was a good move right?

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just say this

If he does end up centering the third line he has what amounts to a two game tryout to show AV that he brings things they need. I will be his biggest supporter if he succeeds and I have belief that given the right opportunity he will.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I remember

That sounds about right. And was also my thought at the time too. I think canuckelhead below is right: he probably has until Torres gets back to really make an impression

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 1:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No one ever disagreed

I never suggested he should be playing in Sweden. Of course he was going to play for the Moose when he got sent down and if enough players got hurt of course he was going to get the call up. No one ever disagreed with that completely obvious assessment, so can we all move forward?

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK cool

thanks Semi. I just wasn’t sure if my position had been made clear. I am glad it was.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

u guys make me giggle.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am having a lot of fun today

which is really all that matters.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next you’re going to be gloating about predicting less rainfall in July then in November.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unshunned.

I am going to temporarily break my personal shunning of you, and note it is after the weekend so I bet you are glad we didn’t actually bet, to say this……

You argued with me about this over and over and over again. And now you are saying it was easy and obvious and everyone though that? Doesn’t make sense at all. I said they should sent him down and let him play and develop and call him up for the playoffs if they needed him. And we argued for hours and hours about it. Now you say no one ever disagreed? Very strange. Very strange indeed.

Re-shunned.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't reshun once you've unshunned!

This was not what the argument was about and i’ll tell you what, if Hodgson shows the coaching staff that he belongs (not even lights it up just that he can play) I will be the first person to say you were right. That I was being impatient. Hell even if that happens next season i’ll still say you we’re right. Like I said before I am cautiously optimistic that it could be the case and if it is then you would be right. Absolutely.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Section you were totally right

Didn’t you say they were leaving him in Manitoba to help the moose? But now suddenly when the Moose are about to be playing their own playoffs they stopped caring? If how AV used hodgson in the regular season is any indication this little stint probably won’t show us much of anything.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall see

some great Canucks hockey this week. Finally, it’s time again.
 
I like this match-up. Chicago is the best challenge that we can ask for, and if we beat them, I don’t think anybody can stop us anymore. If we don’t, then we don’t deserve it anyway. But this time, we will.

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by AttilaS on Apr 11, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

hosea24hours Hosea Cheung
#Canucks-#Blackhawks game 6 time change: From 5 p.m. to 4:30 p.m.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

They won’t need to worry about it ;)

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on

This is at least going to 6

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the playoffs

Anything can happen!
Hey who knows, maybe the Hawks will sweep

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not. I really want to end it in 5. It’ll save us 2 cross-continent trips. It’s for our best interest for a long run to end it in 5.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gut is saying 6 or 7

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That certainly wouldn’t surprise me.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart is saying

break out the defibrilator

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My liver is begging for mercy.

My brain politely disagrees.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like running a marathon

Just when you think your liver can’t take anymore you break through a wall and you got another 10k in you.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellooooo 7am gametimes! I’ll be in Asia, but I’m not missing a game, dammit!

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

It aint bad

Im up 4 am every game watching in sweden. Coffee, toast and some dip will keep me afloat.

by patrik e on Apr 11, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a hero sir

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 11, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A gentleman and a scholar

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Not quite but I’ll take the compliment and bow down to your kindness. Starting thursday morning the breakfast will include vodka and orange juice. Screw work!

by patrik e on Apr 11, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concede. That’s very impressive.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

For epic commitment

by Seal Clubbing on Apr 11, 2011 2:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Boom
@WalkerBigTalker
Ian Walker
Raymond-Hodgson-Hansen looks like to be third line. Hodgson at centre.

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I really think Bolduc would have been a better fit there…

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by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

As third line centre??

I don’t know about that. He wasn’t playing all that well

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind if Raymond

got some time with Kesler and they moved one of Sammy or Higgins down at times just to balance things out a little.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

the reason i'd like

raymond at center is I think he’s a bit more defensively sound, no? A center’s gotta be gotta be much better in the defensive zone than the wingers need to as a rule, one would think.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point it looks like line 2 is going to shoulder most of the heavy checking and that third line is kind of a surprise speed/hopefully scoring line. And I kind of liked Mason at C, at least because he seemed to do more things right than just float around the perimeter

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ramyond getting going could be a huge

plus for us. And Kesler can help him get going a little maybe. And I wouldn’t hate getting a bigger winger on that third line. Depends on matchups though I guess.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He seems

To have gained some confidence back in the last couple games, ever since going to C

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

raymond to 2, higgins to 3 plz

by Passive Voice on Apr 11, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hodgson can make things happen

This could be a surprisingly good line. I’m excited about the prospects of Cody getting a real shot here.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lawd

don’t fuck this up Cody.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn
@WalkerBigTalker
Ian Walker
No Samuelsson at practice. #Canucks

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Probably a maintenance

day. Make sure he is good to go. We have a couple days here to rest a couple guys if they are a little nicked up.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s what I thought. Damn old man.

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

COHO

THE PLAYOFF 3RD LINER.

Regression-fearing NM members rejoice.

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I say after we win...

we grab the lil punk and shave his head at center ice
http://yfrog.com/h320jjxj

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Deal

I gave some kids really uglyass mullets for football rookie initiation that would b sweet… O wait too late

by Seal Clubbing on Apr 11, 2011 2:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My God

Did he lose a bet?

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by kesrows on Apr 11, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

a bet that he couldn’t grow a real playoff beard.

There was some ABSURD thread last year on Broad Street Hockey right before the SCF comparing the beard-power of both rosters. It wasn’t even close. We were like, “Yeah sure, compare Scotty Hartnell to our barely post-pubescent 22 year-olds, like THAT’S a fair fight…..”

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by puppetmasterp on Apr 11, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheheheh
hosea24hours Hosea Cheung
Home ice advantage: ’’New’’ paint job in Blackhawks hallway at Rogers Arena. Strong fumes.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like

Ballard is farting up the place

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm

Peyote paint.

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by kesrows on Apr 11, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

@VanCanucks: R. Luongo and C. Schneider have been replaced with W. Jennings in the #Canucks locker room: http://yfrog.com/h7aicwbj

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

how smug.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you look at the picture...

that spectacular ginger kid appears to be preening…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas

Can’t blame Tim Thomas for the Bruin’s collapse last year, as he was riding the pine… He does have a career playoff save % of .926 so I wouldn’t count him out this year.

Then again, everyone overrated teams with good goaltending last year, and how did that go?

by splnwezel on Apr 11, 2011 1:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OFF TOPIC

OMG I CANNOT UNSEE THESE!!!

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD CHRIST MAN!

why would u post that? Fuck me!

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that not the most disturbing thing?

yet you can’t look away…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it weird

That I still find the Scarlett Johansson one hot?

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I knew I shoulda kept that to myself

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

just keep your eyes below the neckline :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where else was I supposed to be looking?

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it weird

that I think the Ashley Olsen one looks a lot like the real Ashley Olson?

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by puppetmasterp on Apr 11, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's only practice

so I won’t freak out about CoHo centering the 3rd line. Would like to have seen more regular season experimentation with that prior to playoff implementation, but I think cap issues prevented that. His -12 at the AHL level does not seem to predict success as a 3rd line center.

by CdP on Apr 11, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Been thinking about that

AHL plus minus may not be as important.

Remember players always talk about it being a league of mistakes.

Sometimes, a minus can just mean his linemates don’t “get” the way he thinks the game.

Pros will.

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean to shock you but Scott Burnside is picking the Hawks to win. He’s usually so supportive of the Canucks

by andrew21nz on Apr 11, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

…who is this?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy other than LeBrun on ESPN

by andrew21nz on Apr 11, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

even more shocking

Damian Cox picked the Canucks to win. No, seriously.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

The kiss of douche.

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by kesrows on Apr 11, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NHLonNBC_VS NHL on NBC & VERSUS
Caps Mike Green ready to play in Game 1 against New York http://dlvr.it/N9mLj

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many brokers will get punched in the head?

@davegisaac #Flyers say Lappy, @bernieparent, Bob Kelly, Joe Watson and Derian Hatcher will ring the NASDAQ opening bell on Wednesday.

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

typo

“Washington Capitals vs New York Rangers- After months of the Philadelphia Flyers leading the East, they started to fold and the Flyers seized the opportunity to finish atop the East for the 2nd straight season.”

i think you mean

Washington Capitals vs New York Rangers- After months of the Philadelphia Flyers leading the East, they started to fold and the CAPITOLS seized the opportunity to finish atop the East for the 2nd straight season.

by Tomi Rosenthal on Apr 11, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

thx
btw… you spelled CAPITALS wrong :p

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay Classy, Chicago Part 1

HuffPostChicago HuffPost Chicago
by HuffingtonPost
Man gets 3 years probation for shooting TV during Bristol Palin’s “Dancing with the Stars” appearance: http://huff.to/hQvq1z

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

man

he shoulda got a commendation and a job at Nielson

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bristol

should have been out in the first week!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope that the

Canucks go into the playoffs thinking like a carpenter who build stairs and take things one step at a time.

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by Section 312 on Apr 11, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

holy crap

new kids on the block.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

look it's the 'no dick nation'

at least that what it sounds like they’re saying…just watch the video… about 1 minute in the chant starts.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 11, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats pretty cool

There’s still so many fans of a team that doesn’t even exist anymore. Kinda puts the Chicago fans moaning about home game and having the second lowest attendance 4 years ago in perspective.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

kurtenblog Kurtenblog
NHL Playoffs: Vancouver-Chicago Media Picks: Here are some predictions for the first-round series between the Va… http://bit.ly/fn3wH6

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy cow

Lou just guaranteed a series win via Twitter @CaptnCanuck

by CdP on Apr 11, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that

A fake account?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just gonna give Fair Warning (VH reference) that I don’t see that’s a Verified account

by CdP on Apr 11, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's fake

he’s not on twitter

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a fake account.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Hate Canada?

Ryan Kesler, great American.

And proof of the compatibility of mad hockey skilz and two-digit IQs.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh look

a misquote

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's try again
“I hate them. It’s a big rivalry. Obviously, Canadians, it’s their game. I wouldn’t say I hate them…”

keep telling yourselves that “them” is just the Canadian hockey team. As an American, I know better.

Also, the actual quote slices another 10 points off the ole IQ.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

the whole ‘athletes are dumb’ thing got old about 5 years ago.

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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what i was saying?

i thought i was saying ‘Kesler is dumb’, but generalize away.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know him?

Have you met him? Have you seen his test scores? School report cards? Do you know anything at all or are you just judging him based on media interviews?

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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

guilty

i am prepared to be convinced otherwise.

in support of my position, however, i note that he attended Ohio State.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I am off to a slow start.

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by Section 312 on Apr 12, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hows that work?

Excuse the Canadianess of not knowing which school is the “shit”.

Bolly and the new kid (Smith) are both from Wisconsin right?

That a dairy school like Texas A&M?

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by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

didn’t we already have a full 4th line of ivy-leaguers this year?

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by missy on Apr 12, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any of these guys from Illinois?

Your officials for the playoffs folks…

Paul Devorski, Eric Furlatt, Marc Joannette, Greg Kimmerly, Steve Kozari, Dennis Larue, Chris Lee, Wes McCauley, Brad Meier, Dan O’Halloran, Dan O’Rourke, Tim Peel, Brian Pochmara, Kevin Pollock, Chris Rooney, Kelly Sutherland, François St-Laurent, Stephen Walkom, Ian Walsh and Brad Watson.

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

They're all from Illinois

And all of them are on the ’Hawks payroll as well as complicit in the Gary Bettman Hates All Canadians and Babies conspiracy.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 11, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Red Wings

Don’t forget that. The way they bent down and “helped” the Hawkies in that last game. Gave Keith that chance at the end, while Franzen gets clip and is leaking, and gets “no soup for you son” from the boys.

I know statistically that at least some of that ref list is Canadian… ;-)

Don’t forget Kris King and Collie Campbell. Colie is our secret weapon this year to have the Canucks get the Cup. He was a long time Nucker…

LOL

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW IT

BETTMAN HATES BABIES

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No fond memories of Chris Lee

by Chocolate on Apr 11, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im ready

we’re ready.

Bring us a Cup, please.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURR

I HAZ MADE A FANPOST

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Thinking a bit

but this series is where the Twins can really show leadership and prove why Hank was the right choice.

A constant storyline for them in their busting out into elite players was Linden’s advice early in their careers the just “play their game.” They credit Linden a lot to their breakouts. This experience should be invaluable in the playoffs.

The Canucks lost to an excellent team last year and the year before. But they also stopped playing their game last year. They got phased and rattled by the Hawks. Hopefully Hank can keep the Canucks focused and playing “their game.”

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how the leading question of the radio show guys is met with such a confident "No Question…(yes) when asked if the Hawks are in the Canucks head.

For those that want a listen. embedded in page

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good ol RJ.

It seems to be “the question” of Hawks fans.

Anyone that has watched this team this year has seen that they are different mentally, to the positive.

I guess we’ll see.

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the questions surrounding the Canucks despite their status as favorites are fair.

They have a lot to prove. Then there is the added pressure of opening at home, being the president’s winner, and (the kicker) opening up against the why, out of all of the teams in the field did we have to draw the fucking Chicago Blackhawks.

The past three seasons Vancouver has been a great regular season team, but that hasn’t necessarily translated to the playoffs. The struggles don’t only pertain to Luo.

Over the past three regular seasons The Sedins and Kesler combined have amassed 766 points through 246 games. That dwarves the regular season accomplishments of the Blackhawks’ three top forwards over the past three seasons, as Sharp, Kane, and Toews have combined for 625 points over that span.

However, in 12 playoff meetings over the past two seasons the Sedins and Kesler have 29 points (10G, 19A) and a -9 rating and the Kane, Toews, Sharp have amassed 42 points (19G, 23A) with a +8 rating.

Until the Canucks prove that they can stop the steady march to the penalty box they will deservedly be questioned as capable contenders. I’m not saying that they can’t do it. I just won’t believe it until I see it. Because they said all the right things last year and still… However, this year they might be good enough to be undisciplined and still win, though it may make the series more interesting than it might be otherwise.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 11, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

those numbers for kane, toews and sharp: do those also include your trips to the Conference Finals and the Stanley Cup? because if so, then that’s more games played, which affects the comparison.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, in 12 playoff meetings over the past two seasons

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 games 2 series

apologize for the lack of clarity

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 11, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

That’s merely the 12 games over the two second round series

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Apr 11, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just figured that out, was typing my comment when you both responded.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait, nvm, i just figured out your numerical logic in there, don’t mind me.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree

with your assessment. I think they are a more disciplined mature group and won’t parade to the box. But I understand your caution towards them because it’s rational and thoughtful.

Good enough to withstand poor discipline? Well, they probably are to an extent. But it wasn’t as much that either last year as it was just the fact they became total head cases. I think the group will exorcise these demons this year, I have a good feeling about them, watching them all year, esp. Luongo.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference was, Chicago was the better team both of those years.

I don’t put as much stock into the Blackhawks being “in their heads” as I do into the Blackhawks being better.

Back then.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Notice that’s what all the blackhawks fans want to focus on? How about talking just a little bit about something besides the mental aspects of the game? Is it because that is the only area you have a perceived advantage? Don’t you think that’s a little sad? How many questions can I ask in a row? Maybe one more? Besides your “mental edge” what other reason do you have for thinking the Hawks can win?

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally agree

in retrospect, I don’t think there was a “formula” for the Nucks to beat the Hawks last year. I don’t blame AV for tryin’ ’em all, even if it made him look panicky.

totally different this year.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice post DMD

The “lot to prove” seems to be, no offense, a concern for Hawks and their fans more than most Canuck fans.

Of course some will agree here, and that is cool.

All I can tell you is the total core of the team, when asked at various times all “wanted” the Hawks. They will be a focussed and disciplined group, because that is how they have played most of the year.

Total penalty minutes are down from 380 to 348 last year. Fighting majors in half. (63 to 31) Misconducts from 14 to 6. It all speaks to a more mature group.

The mantra of “we play one game at a time, we learn from it, and we move on”, is what they have done for their coach all year.

I do think the past years compared to this year DO have some possible weight, if only for that. They play the right way.

Ahhh yes, Lui. He will always be 7uongo and Crying Bob to some Hawk fans. We will have to see. But the past years and this one, there is no argument that he is better and more controlled this year. Mechanics are sounder as well. Rebound goals will be tougher to come by with a stronger blue line for the Nucks.

“The struggles” is an interesting way of looking at it DMD. That team is not this one. I have my doubts on the common opposing conception that the Hawks are renting space in Lui’s head.

The Sedins and Kesler comparison is interesting, and has some merit, but, in the end, a little specious. Kesler was an emerging leader last year, but not at the levels that brought him to the All Star Game this one.

In the past three seasons, he was used differently. He is an unabashed leader and all round player this year. The past is difficult to quantify like that, in his regard anyhow.

The playoff stats belie a couple other facts. Last year, the Hawks were just a better team. It was one of the more special teams in a while, before Bowman took his shaky scalpel to it. I have no problem admitting that. But those numbers also should tilt a bit with the fact that Buf was with Toews and Kane last year. Just a thought there. But point taken.

This team is good enough to kill a bad penalty or two, but thats not the point. They took less, and have had a mantra about it all year. The mental game was worked on all year for just this challenge. MG looked at the past series, and built from the weaknesses.

Shit, GMMG showed Kesler a DVD of Toews in the playoffs of how he wanted him to come back this year. Same treatment with Burrows. The results there was less talking, more playing from both.

The Hawks have every right to be flattered by such respect. Its sincere from the team, and I think the fans too.

I just honestly think that This Team, This Year, is my mantra…and maybe theirs.

Learn from the past. But just because it happened once, even twice, does not mean that it has any bearing on happening again.

You know?

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think...

…the reduced penalties and improved discipline are a hallmark of choosing Henrik as the captain rather than Kesler. He is a calmer player, and that’s gotten through to the rest of the team.

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by Thursday on Apr 11, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Where have YOU been?! :O

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t enjoy this too much.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i actually like that song. it’s very catchy, isn’t it?
oh, and enjoy getting another draft pick.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to like it

and I know I would have if I had heard it under different circumstances but I tried to give a listen today and couldn’t make it through the first chorus without anger. Let alone that the lyrics are absolute nonsense.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks

Loved the entire Fratelli’s album prior to, yenno, always hearing it at some house of madness.

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

An Avs fan trolling

That is fucking GOLD.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

As unoriginal and sad as the song itself.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

474 (I think that’s it) man games lost to injury. 17 D (not many of which have been very talented). Very young core of guys. I’ll take the rebuild. Something we all knew was happening sooner or later. Sakic, Roy, Foote, Forsberg weren’t going to last forever. At least you all had 24 games against horribly non playoff teams to inflate your standing. Must be nice.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It sure is

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 11, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

RE Injuries: No excuse. How many man games lost injury on the Canucks line up too man? We’re right up there with you too. You do realize that game 82 was when we iced our complete D line up?

RE everything else:

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Canucks set a franchise high record of man games lost? And to a point, it really does matter when those injuries are not only to your D, but to your entire top 6 as well. The only thing I envy of the Canucks is that freaky wonder twin power the Sedins have. I want it! Really though, this is all in good jest, and I expect nothing but an exciting playoff series between the Nucks and the Hawks. Truly the only team in the west I can’t stand is the Wings (Nucks are close to being hated, but it’s just a strong dislike for now).

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

:P Ok

fair enough then! Good on yah!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus

work on your hate. Let it flow through you. embrace it’s power!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hate is reserved for that fuck Bertuzzi and the winged wheel. While I do hope the Hawks win the series (Division thing ya know?) I don’t want it to be a blowout. The only blowouts I want are for Phoenix over Detroit and Caps over the Rags.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Rags

I hope they burn in hell. ’94 and Messier did that to most long-time Canucks fans.

I get the inter-divisional thing for sure, no need to explain!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pissed when they got in. It’s really annoying, because I like a lot of their players (and have MASSIVE respect for Lundqvist) but lordy, lordy I hate that team!

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Apr 11, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all you envy?

You need to take inventory.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…really..nah…I don’t envy you all that much. Maybe team chemistry. That’d be nice. I’m fine with where the Avs are. You ask anyone on MHH and they’ll tell you, this is a whole lot better than the 08-09 season. Stastically worse, but the rebuild has been in effect and there’s hope. Not like the season that shall not be named where Arnason was there.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may have a bright future, but nobody would rather endure the building process if they were given the choice to be a contender now. That’s the point.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toronto has been trying that whole “contender now” thing and it hasn’t been going too well. Honestly, I’d rather the Avs have the rebuild done properly now and their future ensured for the next decade.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody said try to be a contender now. I stated the difference between the teams, and what a building team should envy. A building team wants to become a league leader eventually. Most people would want to be have a winning team now, not later.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

except

oilers fans

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

losing Smyth put the daggar in Edmonton.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

would help if i spelled dagger properly.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chelsea Dagger? Just kidding.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i KNEW that would come!

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what she said.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah uhhh missy did say that?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed the innuendo.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

losing Smyth put the daggar in Edmonton.

I think signing Sheldon Souray was a bigger dagger

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because they can’t achieve it doesn’t mean they don’t want it. ;)

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

and I thought I was being mean

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a losing stock, the Oilers have become little more than a tax write-off for the owners.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly…the NW minus the Canucks is such a damn pitiful division. This is another reason I want the Avs to get good through the rebuild. Everyone knows the Mild aren’t going to be in the playoffs soon. The Flames, meh…fringe.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Wild will be fine actually

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I never really looked closely at the Blackhawk face before

But that’s some weird face paint going on there, what is that?

Sea creatures? Fruit? Genitalia?

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puck Daddy's playoff previews gave our series a maximum 10/10

For hate factor, along with the Habs/Bruins series.

And isn’t hate what turns a good series into a great one?

"We are all Hamhuis"

by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

let the hate flow through you

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as much hate as the playa hater’s ball.

by marcness52 on Apr 11, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much pimp attire

A Don Cherry cameo would have been entirely appropriate.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silky Johnson

suits you.

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HATE HATE HATE

HATE HATE HATE

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lambert VOR? WTF???
Vancouver Canucks: So the Canucks finished with the most goals for, the fewest goals allowed and the best power play. But not the best penalty kill; they only tied for second. What a bunch of losers. Seriously.

Linky

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked this
Yeah, I know, we’re all supposed to be thrilled about this coming Blackhawks/Canucks grudge match of a series. But having seen the complete lack of giddy-up Chicago had against their biggest rivals. At home. In a game they absolutely positively had to win.
I’m not quite so excited any more.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't it be a shame

if this mentality slipped into the locker room?

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its already in the Hawks room

The Canucks mantra has been “one game at a time, learn from it, and move on…” all year long.

Its the Hawks that are talking about being scared and having teams’ numbers.

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by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was being sarcastic there.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

Hence my disbelief at him being VOR. Guess I wasn’t clear lol…

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, what exactly does VOR mean?

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, to be honest I had no idea what VOR means. You guys are pretty god damn lazy.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you

nailed it

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

last johnny FTW

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTW = For The Win
Johnny

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought FTW was just WTF backwards, y’know, Fuck The What??

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

= why the face

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

or

Who tore a fart?

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, okay

thanks

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s making up acronyms on the fly without bothering to send out memos.

Pretty fucking lazy, indeed.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I didn’t make that one up.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I Googled VOR

And all that came back was “Voice Of the Retarded”.

http://www.vor.net/

LIAR!

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANGIT

you discovered me!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The obvious choice is to google “VOR Urban Dictionary” and all I get is Victim of Recession. Either that or “VHF (Very High Frequency) Omnidirectional Range.” Seeing as how I’m studying radios this semester, that’s just as damn plausible.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been used and defined here many times.

Time to trace it back.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, look...

Our pals over at SCH don’t think our D is all that good…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 11, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Their fans seem to lack confidence these days

I suppose backing into the playoffs in the final minute of the final day of another teams game will do that to people.

"We are all Hamhuis"

by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

They all seem to be holding pretty tightly to the mental edge they hope they hold. Ignoring the fact that we have a better team in every aspect of the game. That’s not to say they can’t win because anything can happen but there’s a reason we’re the 1 seed and they’re the 8th.

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

we are Unproven in the playoffs in the eyes of most people in the league. The same things have been said about teams like the Sharks and Caps around here too.

My approach this year: Acknowledge their opinions as fair. Nod and Smile. And watch us #winning.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good approach

The same thing was said about every team before they won. My favorite part of that D post was that they go down the list and admit that everyone one of our top 6 D are better then just good but somehow still have the longshot “but” they hold onto. “But Bieksa might lose his cool” “but Edler and erhoff aren’t as good as the stats look”

by Canuckelhead on Apr 11, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also

seem to think Ballard has been beyond terrible this year and won’t dress.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We heard plenty of that earlier too. Well, then again, we watch him daily, and I’d take him over everybody except Keith/Seabrook and maybe Campbell. Actually with that caphit, I WILL take him over Campbell.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can acknowledge that we're not a shoe-in to win

But I find their attempt at picking apart a D which allowed the fewest goals in the league to be ridiculous and desperate.

"We are all Hamhuis"

by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

again

unproven in the playoffs. Their analysis isn’t entirely unfair.
Shutdown Pairing: Hamhuis in their last series wasn’t as effective as billed. Bieksa did have discipline issues. Based on experience. Fair comment.

Offensive Pairing: They are legitimately concerned and give Hoff/Edler credit. Fair Comment

Third Pairing: Not sure why Ballard was ranked as terrible, since he’s been rock steady since December. Worry Salo will be injured though? That is fair

Overall, nothing (except Ballard) unexpected. Solution? Agree that it’s fair, and let the D show them they’re wrong by playing excellent D and keeping their cool.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sir

Are the voice of reason.

"We are all Hamhuis"

by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

make factual corrections though. For example, underrating Ballard and saying he won’t play is just wrong.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think out of teams amongst the West this year, if it does come down to it. The strongest competition you will face is against Detroit..which…gag. Ugh I hate them. If that were the case, this Avs fan would consider it a great service if they were to be eliminated by your “unproven” “undeserved” team. They view the Yotes in the same light, and I hope it comes back to haunt them. Coming from a fan who was there with the Avs when they first moved from Quebec, I was blessed. I got to witness a dynasty. Now I’ve witnessed what I hope are the worse years. I’m thankful that I get to watch this young Avs team grow, they’ll pay their dues. The Nucks however, have paid theres and while I may not wish them to win the Cup, I can understand that it’s been a long time coming and this team would have worked incredibly hard for it.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit

the undead of the NHL

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also…would you be willing to part ways with Schneider for say…Hunwick? He’s great. I promise ;)

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

(checks his stats) HELL NO!

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But..he’s got potential! Also I’m seriously pissed they traded Colby Cohen for him. Boston took us on that one.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

potential? Jannik Hansen was drafted 2 rounds later!

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of…how do you like him?

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's awesome

he just won the team award for Unsung Hero, he has been our hardest under-cover worker this year.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

don’t even think about Beaker. He’s ours!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

this just in

GMMG signs Jannik Hansen to a 3 year contract extension with an annual cap hit of 1.5 million.

… Make it happen GM MG and A.GM LG

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. Not yet

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’ll make 1.5 either. He’s restricted, and could easily be kept for another 7-800k. I don’t see his contract being doubled.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 11, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s making 825k right now. The least he’ll make is the same amount + 5%. I doubt arbitration will give a 30 point bottom 6 guy who’s defensively responsible anything less than 1 mill.

He has plenty of upside.

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops. Went by the wrong numbers. Thought his hit was lower than that. Then yes, 1, 1.2 seems quite reasonable. Ha.. I guess i should just retract what i said.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about for Duchene? He can play wing right?

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duchene

is ok I guess.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Total bust. You don’t want him. O’Reilly is awful too, certainly hasn’t been playing well as a top 2 center in the absence of Stastny. I’d give you Muellers helmet that was supposed to help him from concussions (that he didn’t wear in a pre-season game and boom, there goes that wing).

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh it's ok

Duchene’s Uncle is our assistant coach. We are merely performing a family service by uniting them. Completely altruistic, I swear!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, which is weird to have that tie with the family. Kinda cool. Although really. Duchene is getting better. Wish he’d shoot more and take advantage of his line mates instead of trying to do too much on his own. O’Reilly has actually been phenomenal. What about Hishon (he could probably play wing), he’s very very talented. I’d be willing to give that up for a legit starting goalie.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit is easy to hate but also easy to respect, they’re the best team of the past 15 years.

Chicago is merely a blip on the radar, going back to the obscurity from whence they came in short order.

The Tampa Bay of our decade.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are 2 players I respect from the Wings. That’s Yzerman and Lidstrom. (Ok I’m maybe a little jealous of Datsyuk’s skill). I just can’t stand the team. Don’t respect them in the slightest. I can’t wait for the day they have to rebuild.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wings have been struggling down the stretch

even many die-hard wings fans I know (yeah, they’re friends, I have no idea how that happened) are worried coming into the playoffs. For my money, i think the most pesky non-Canucks should be the Ducks.

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by puppetmasterp on Apr 11, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd keep my eyes on the Ducks and Preds

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure how important "fans' confidence" is

opinions at SCH run the gamut.

I’m confident. I’m sorry, the Nucks defense does not impress me, but I only have last year’s playoffs and the 4 games this year to go on.

Other than Edler, they’re all like 30 years old. They are not up-and-comers that I would expect to make big strides at this stage of their careeers, but perhaps they have.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unproven they are

But successful season they have had. Vveerrryyyy god group they are.
Surprise you they will.

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

er

very good group. Spell, I cannot

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

the thing with that is

traditionally defencemen do mature for lack of a better term, much later than forwards. but hey, I guess the D will have to show you er, how they roll…

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by Kent Basky on Apr 12, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolololol

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wanna just draw a line here. i know that, in the last couple years, i pay very close attention to the playoff predictions. this year, however, i really don’t give a rat’s ass what they’re saying about my Canucks. just bring on Wednesday night already.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m keeping my composure as long as our Canucks are keeping theirs.

But I’ve always been somewhat of an optimist for this franchise.

by seedvt on Apr 11, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

my entire life revolves around optimism and mellowness.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzuh for melloptimism!

by NS_Cix on Apr 11, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck, no!

That’s prime stuff… Optimness Prime.

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by Thursday on Apr 11, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, a 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,(…) that has a hopeful disposition?

by NS_Cix on Apr 11, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

I am confident they will this year. And when they do, they’ll play their game and win!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and besides

what all is there to talk about? canucks were best in the league for the regular season, chicago barely made the playoffs, both teams have drastically changed since last year, and they hate each other.
there, i did a series preview in 1 SENTENCE!!!

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s accurate, but you need to beat it into the ground for an hour because Canadians will watch anything about playoff hockey.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

young missy

you are a credit to this blog

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

we all love Missy

she’s our home-girl

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m not too high on their defense at this point either, so there you go

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 12, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

true

their depth should be a concern. The drop off from the top 3 is a bit sharp.

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

One thing that bugs me

why is it that whenever any one player’s individual accomplishments are brought up this year, the common refrain is “Oh, the team put up amazing stats, that inflated their stats.”

How is this applied to more than one player exactly? I mean, if they all have really good stats, and they are all inflated by overall team performance, then how is it that all the players on the team have overrated stats? Isn’t hockey, you know, a team game?

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The play of the Avs totally inflated Budaj’s stats……

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I didnt mean it that way, but ok :P

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you meant. I agree. It’s a team sport. It’s why I can’t stand basketball and those overpaid clowns.

October. When?

by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 years

Since the Cup was won up here.

Fuck, that’s a long time.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Nucks fans

Hawks fan here to say what’s up and introduce myself (not here to talk shit). Anyways this should be a great series and I think it was destined we’d meet again. I’ll probably be stopping by for a couple postgame chats too. Best of luck (not too much though…ha) and I’ll check back with you guys soon.

by doctor pants on Apr 11, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome, thanks for stopping by :)

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your handle

confuses and frightens me.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

feel free

to talk anything with us! eBeer is in the eFridge. eSnacks in the eBowl on the eTable.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you never offered me snacks

damnit canuckles now you see why I said what I did on SCH

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

i offered you beer

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

try offering her gin :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 11, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok

wrong liquor, my bad

Stacie, you prefer an eMartini or an eG&T?

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually a beer kind of girl

but I like snacks too

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kinds?

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the pale ales

Nothing too hoppy. I don’t like to spend all my money on expensive beer so I normally just drink Miller or Bud.

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done

and snacks?

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the usual

cookies, cupcakes, chips, ice cream – you know all the stuff your cardiologist would recommend

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

by definition lagers are a type of beer

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by stacie7 on Apr 12, 2011 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

And pale ales are an entirely different type of beer.

Perhaps you were saying that you prefer pale ales, but for financial reasons drink lagers instead. My bad.

by CarolinaCanuck on Apr 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would be correct

I do prefer the pale ales, but basically I will drink whatever is on hand if the price is right.

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by stacie7 on Apr 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

Carbonated & diluted horse piss masquerading as lagers.

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller or Bud? I thought you said “beer”

by NS_Cix on Apr 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also said I was cheap and don't like to spend my money on good beer

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by stacie7 on Apr 12, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might have eaten all the cookies

when you weren’t looking
/burp

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by puppetmasterp on Apr 11, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

i’ll bake some more. Unless eightyseven wants to make cupcakes!

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I presume...

…Last year’s tradition of joining the other team’s site for the second period still stands?

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by Thursday on Apr 11, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

can visit at anytime really. just be courteous and respectful, though.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Missy

half of us aren’t both of those at the same time. Kinda double standard.

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, fine, stick with respectful.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Be awesome.”

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 11, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that works too.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

sounds more like the rule here

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone else know that the Wild fired their head coach? or did i just miss that up higher?

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

WAACH had it in the very first comment.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way in hell could that be pulled off.
unless, of course, Sean or Yankee came in here, posted it, then closed the comments right after…..

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sporting News says

Luongo is the Western Conference player under the most pressure.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nhl/feed/2011-04/western-playoffs/story/is-west-the-best-in-the-nhl-lets-go-find-out

More poetry reading will take care of that.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Or

Barry Rozner from Chicago, firmly in the “Make Luongo Cry” camp

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by vancitydan on Apr 11, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh don't quote Chicago media

the majority are a bunch of dumbasses

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by stacie7 on Apr 11, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can say the exact same thing about the province.

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by missy on Apr 11, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the sun

and the national runs

Even the blogg… hahah just kidding guys! :P

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the obviously inferior team's strategy

Is to play mind games.

Works for me, cause they’re really bad at it this year.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this guy from last spring. Infuriating what passes for media (not just in Chicago either)

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 11, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you read Barry Rozner

you are now stupider. sorry.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this

When you bitch about something stupid Tony Gallagher and Elliot Pap can…AND WILL..say.

;-)

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by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last line of defense on the Stanley Cup favorites.

History or no history he would be under the most pressure.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have another goalie as good as Lu.

The media doesn’t pay him much attention.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

With no history.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Cam Ward.

Carolina, 2006.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No history for the media dig up and use against him.

Obviously.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 11, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

who

probably won’t be playing much, if at all

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by Canuckles on Apr 11, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be god damned if AV benches Lou for a game in favor of Red.

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only way to absolve AV of responsibility is because Lou was battling a nagging injury.

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

this cracks me up

the series hasn’t even started, and the Cory Schneider rumblings have begun.

Make sure Lu is in the loop on this.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ummm

these rumblings have been going on since the beginning of the season. Kinda silly. Lu is our guy. He’ll be fine. New focus, new approach.

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

my point exactly

if, heaven forefend, Schneider got hit by a bus tomorrow, it would mean next to nothing for the Canuck’s chances this year.

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by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't joke about that

the way our season has gone injury-wise lol…

Plus we already had one person hit by a car this year.

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toronto Sun also focusing on Luongo

http://www.torontosun.com/sports/hockey/2011/04/11/17957986.html

They should focus on making the playoffs in our children’s lifetimes.

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Seattle Times

“The Blackhawks will be without their entire bottom-six forward group from a year ago, unless injured center Dave Bolland (concussion) is cleared to play. Andrew Ladd, Adam Burish, Kris Versteeg, Ben Eager and Dustin Byfuglien all took turns tormenting the Canucks, but they are long gone.”

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/hockey/2014748271_nhl12.html

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by Twin Terror on Apr 11, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Home of the GoodKeith

Coconuts go.™

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when will

the Know Your Enemy entries arrive, Yankizzle?

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by eightyseven on Apr 11, 2011 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

patience, Princess Leia

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are slacking!

SCH has already done goaltending AND defense.

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 12, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats to Mr Semi

Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
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by PensFanInDenver on Apr 12, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

To recap

Lui sucks. Make him cry again.

Their new defense sucks.

Bit less wordy, but thats about the gist? LOL

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by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

they didn't say the D sucks

they said it’s improved, but still not good enough.

But that doesn’t sound as catchy.

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairsplitter!

Not sure what will be the official “name” for the Sedins…Sisters, or the more funny Thing One and Thing Two

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by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have changed my mind. A new Score Predicting Wizards list starts in the playoffs. Semi_Colon wins the regular season!

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 12, 2011 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Alas!

There goes my (slim) chance of catching Semi.

Well done sir!

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by Tyr on Apr 12, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 'well done' meant as congrats to Semi

Oh what I wouldn’t give for an “Edit Post” feature.

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Apr 12, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bahhhh.

I was just resting for the playoffs with my last prediction.

Man! Congrats Semi. You do know that the playoffs is when the real games start right?

Your regular season dominance means nothing man!

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but it’s not playoff time yet, so we’ll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?

by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was going to say it would be much easier for you to start fresh.

by marcness52 on Apr 12, 2011 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great Success!

I finally win at something. Now, on to sucking in the post season as my President’s Trophy dictates!

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 12, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

(congrats) :)

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by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

pleeeease

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

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by Semi_Colon on Apr 12, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boo-urns.

You don’t get any fake pleasantries from me. =)

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by Vancouverguy on Apr 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Semi

Your powers of prediction are unparalleled.

Win it for Manny.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE SPW

/sobs quietly in a corner.

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by Twitchy2010 on Apr 12, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHILLS RIGHT HERE

THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
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I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).

by Canuck_gal on Apr 12, 2011 1:48 AM PDT reply actions  

UGH POSTING LINKS HATES ME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tWTz5vOR4I

THE 8 WORDS I HOPE TO ONE DAY HEAR: "THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP"
Find me on Twitter: canuck_gal
I am obsessed with the Canucks. I have envisioned the day they win the Stanley Cup several times in my head. I am also a diehard Britney Spears fan (don't judge).

by Canuck_gal on Apr 12, 2011 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy likes Eminem too much.

But RIP Nate Dogg.

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by ShiftySC on Apr 12, 2011 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most Hawk fans don't think much of Rozner either.

If you want to read insightful stories/thoughts about the series from our point of view, I’d check out some of our beat writers: Tim Sassone of the Daily Herald, Chris Kuc of the Chicago Tribune and Jesse Rodgers of ESPN Chicago are a few to check out. Those guys tell it like it is, good or bad.

by doctor pants on Apr 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Come on now. No offense, and you are a doctor, but I have read them all.

Timmy is OK, but his stories have a constant Hawks cheerleader mentality. he does not write “like it is”.

Jesse might be the biggest cheerleader in the Hawks hockey media horde.

Saying a defenseman sucked when he got danced on a GWG occasionally does not give a guy some kind of integrity.

For all the faults we find in the Province and Sun coverage, they are acres ahead of the Hawks cheerleaders in “telling it like it is”.

This is Chris’s running mate, dismissing the entire middling season for you guys, and doing the same for the Canucks, while telling us that the Hawks are “in Luongo’s head”.

Real reporting here folks.

Hawks media coverage is horrible. The best at “telling it like it is”, is the fine folk at SCH

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but it’s not playoff time yet, so we’ll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?

by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad but true

i also recommend these guys, but steer clear of MSM..

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Apr 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the 5th Feather

Funny stuff.

Yeah, MSM on both sides aint winning the sporting version of the Pulitzer anytime soon.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, So with the Blackhawks on tap again, the question was put to Luongo on the weekend: Did he actually get bumped less this year as a result of the change? "Yes," Luongo answered, "but it’s not playoff time yet, so we’ll see what happens." G&M 4/12/11 THE QUESTION, isn't it?

by vancitydan on Apr 12, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawks media coverage is horrible.

And Canucks Media RUL3ZZZ!11

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by Canuckles on Apr 12, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

man this is sad

all our trash talking has gotten to the point where we are arguing whose media sucks the worst. Ours is bad, no ours is bad, etc. Man we all really need some new material don’t we :)

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by stacie7 on Apr 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be Nucks fans

and I may want nothing more than to send you packing, but anyone who links that much Slayer in one post is alright in my book

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by BigCSouthside on Apr 12, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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