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Kings At Canucks Game Preview: The Hate Is On

Sans Kopitar
Shut up, Semi_Colon

AT

Time Thu. 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet P, FS-W
Season Series 1-1-1
Last Meeting
3-1 Canucks (Mar.05/2011)
The Enemy Jewels From The Crown Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 40-58-98 Kopitar: 25-48-73
Kings
Category   Canucks
44-26-6 Season Record 51-17-9
5th
Conference Position 1st
Won 4
Streak Won 4
21-14-3
< Road Record / Home Record >
25-8-5
8-1-1
Last 10 9-1-0
+28
Goals For / Against +/- +74
2.63 (21)
Goals Per Game 3.20 (1)
2.36 (6)
Goals Against Per Game 2.22 (1)
1.10 (9)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.29 (2)
16.8 (18)
Power Play %
24.8 (1)
85.9 (4)
Penalty Kill %
86.5 (1)
28.7 (27)
Shots Per Game 31.9 (7)
27.8 (3)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.3 (13) 
73.9 (7)
Winning % When Scoring First 83.3 (1)
79.2 (8)
Winning % When Leading After 1 91.2 (4) 
25.0 (17)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 21.4 (19)
96.3 (2)
Winning % When Leading After 2 92.3 (7) 
1944 (6)
Hits 1700 (16) 
975 (27)
Blocked Shots
1026 (23)
50.9 (10)
Faceoffs % 55.1 (1)
11.6 (15)
PIM's Per Game Average
11.2 (12) 
NHL.com

Home sweet home? Road Sweet Road? The Canucks played 9 road games in March and won every single one of them. A franchise record. They are 3-2 at home in March and now face a Kings team that is missing it's top 2 scorers in Anze Kopitar and Justin Williams. Sans Kopitar they have won 3 straight as other players are stepping up. Good depth up front in LA.

The Canucks continued their late surging ways against the Preds and won. I keep wondering what could possibly motivate them to

Star-divide

keep up this torrid winning pace. Well, clinching the West was one of them. Consider that done. Now it comes down to personal goals (go Dank go!!) and staying sharp going into the playoffs. If there was animosity between the Canucks and Preds there should be even more against the Kings who we ousted in the playoffs last spring. That hate still lives. This game is going to be tough. The Kings have a more - important reason to be motivated and not let up one bit: 3 points behind the Pacific Division-leading Sharks and pursuit of home ice advantage in the playoffs. They are only 4 points up on 8th place Chicago.

PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 56 3351 35 14 122 2.18 1666 1544 .927 3


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Jonathan Quick 55 3264 33 18 119 2.19 1472 1353 .919 6

 

WHO'S HOT / COLD


CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin:  8 goals and 11 assists in his last 12.

-Henrik Sedin: 4 goals and 13 assists in his last 12.

-Mason Raymond: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3 games.

-Roberto Luongo has won 7 of his last 8 starts. He is the lord my Luongod.

-Ryan Kesler: 3 assist in his last 3.

-Aaron Rome: 1 goal in his last 1 game. Bow before the almighty!

COLD

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 19. I still give up.

-Maxim Lapierre: 1 goal and no assists in his first 14 games as a Canuck.

 

KINGS

HOT

-Dustin Brown: 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 3! Shadow this man!

-Trevor Lewis: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 2.

-Ryan Smyth: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3.

-Jonathan Quick: Pretty good.

COLD

-Jack Johnson: 1 assist in his last 15.

-Dustin Penner: 0 points in his last 6.

 

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alexander Edler: back surgery

-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist

-D Lee Sweatt: broken foot

-D Dan Hamhuis: concussion

-F Tanner Glass: ribs

-F Manny Malhotra: eye. Out for season

-F Mikael Samuelsson: lower body

KINGS

-Justin Williams: dislocated shoulder. Back in Round 1 of playoffs

-Anze Kopitar: broken ankle. Will probably miss playoffs

VIDEO

The Last Meeting:

This never gets old..ever

Neither does this:

GO CANUCKS GO!

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4-1 Canucks

Keslord delivereth!

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by Canuckles on Mar 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me see now.....

….Canucks 5-1/Danny.

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Mar 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks…ummmmmmmmmmm…Oreskovich Daniel Sedin.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, And Henrik wasn’t buying that or being worried about O’Brien on the penalty kill. "He usually asks us before we go on the power play what we’re going to do," chuckled the Canucks captain. Even Swedes know smug.

by vancitydan on Mar 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Nucks, Hansen GWG.

"He does things for the right reasons...He doesn't do it for the photo op. He's everything that's good about hockey." -San Jose GM Doug Wilson, about Manny

by raincity on Mar 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sean!

We’re not the Western Conference Champs yet!!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“This is yet another example of the Canucks fanbase not deserving their position. They fans r dumb.”

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by ShiftySC on Mar 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well. Close enough

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed. How’s that?

Western conference regular season champs. You know what I meant

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I scanned back up to see what you fixed

Good job Sean. You sure showed Semi :P

So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.

by spriteofice on Mar 31, 2011 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

D=

At least it gets my name out there

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

there is no such thing

as bad publicity \o/

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by Temujin on Mar 31, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought you were already famous and too good for us ;)

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what I was saying

Just that we’re not really “conference champs” yet. But if we clinch the Prez tonight I’m 100% for throwing “President’s Trophy Winners” all over the place

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you were saying

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also know what you were saying.

Did you get what I was saying? The mouthbreathing public will definitely look at Canucks fans calling themselves WC champions as fodder for internet rants.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 31, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, i didn’t get what you were saying. Now I do :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The epic battle of Dadberg Vs. the nested reply system.

Semi replied to me, and I to him. :)

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by ShiftySC on Mar 31, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 Nucks

Kesler FTW

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by stacie7 on Mar 30, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks, Henrik gwg.

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by missy on Mar 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

Dank GWG

So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.

by spriteofice on Mar 30, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Fucking Perry

Scored again. Booo

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TWICE

asswipe

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by Canuckles on Mar 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Semi deserves to be called names just because he got how many goals Perry scored wrong. He gets a lot of other stats right.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not calling Semi an Asswipe

Sorry I wasn’t clear.

I’m calling Corey Perry one. He’s Asswipe. A big one. He’s like skidmarks.

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by Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I know

I was kidding and yes he is an asswipe, look at his face

by Canuckelhead on Mar 31, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perry looks a moron here

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I wish there was something I could do. But What?

by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 31, 2011 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. Classic shot.

Perry looks like a moron everywhere.

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

as opposed to

any other time?

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by Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

the expression here is what makes it even more moronic

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 31, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

DERP

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should contact missy

About a new sarcasmometer

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow could be the night

If the Flyers lose and the Canucks win…there’s going to be a different letter next to the team name in the standings

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Better happen

or else…

I’m going to sulk and then carry on with my life.

So, so, so, there!

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by Canuckles on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-2 Canucks

H Sedin (3), D Sedin, Samuelsson, Kesler, Ehrhoff (GWG)

Penner (2)

This one wont even be close.

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by Temujin on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we're pooched

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 30, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep!

You can go through life adrift and alone
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by Temujin on Mar 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say. If Temujin guesses a big Canuck win.. we’re sooo screwed.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Us...

I’ll take… oh, I don’t know, AMFB

by NS_Cix on Mar 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you know:

Tanev has played a solid 28 games and gotten 1 assist.

Schneider has played in 22 games and gotten 3 assists.

Bonus: Both have zero PIM.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess while I'm at it:

Tanev has blocked a measly 15 shots.

Schneider has blocked a whopping 599 shots.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Kesler (who hasn’t scored a goal in what seems to be a long time)

by Chocolate on Mar 30, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Luongod

On the seventh day he rested. And Schneider kicked some ass!

by Canuckelhead on Mar 30, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry better yet...

Luongod
On the seventh game he rested.
Cause we had won the series in five!

by Canuckelhead on Mar 30, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

4 - 2 1D /A 1N 1I 1E 1L

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 30, 2011 11:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What's

With the 1s?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with the 888888887777777?

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re supposed to be shadows.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 31, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not use 'I' instead? ID /A IN II IE IL

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not

LET ME BE, JEEZ

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s taxing to be so hip, isn’t it eightyseven?

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a large community of men

leaving one of the few female members of said community alone?

Ha. Fat Chance.

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by Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty soon it’s going to be solely a sausage factory around here

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is

the way of things

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by Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC and Semi poppin chubs on a game by game basis now.

Too late, it already is.

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey come on

That Burrows goal was sexy. That doesn’t happen to me during games much at all

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is entering the TMI area

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by stacie7 on Mar 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AMFB goal was the business

Don’t lie, you popped a chub too.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sausage Factory?

I don’t even want to know what that might entail.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 31, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a butcher in Smithers.

by Passive Voice on Mar 31, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean?

Can you vouch for this?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s true

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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-3 Canucks

What???…. it’s a legitimate NHL score!
20% of all NHL games played in the last 24 hours ended in that score. And 50% of games featuring western conference teams. Sheesh.

………Henrik Sedin.

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 30, 2011 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, those teams must of sucked!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must have sucked

even

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

University!

Where you get more dumber. ;)

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Mar 31, 2011 6:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

um

that’d be ‘dumberer

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was early

Bite me.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Detroit needs Howard are they’re fucked.

by marcness52 on Mar 31, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

or even. Right now, every team should be fighting for the 7th seed facing Detroit rather than either of San Jose/Vancouver, no?

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

because detroit will be 3rd seed… san jose will be 2nd

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 31, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine.. 6th seed. You and your lawyer talk.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I didn’t know the standings was so close. Granted, I haven’t checked much of the point totals except our own, and the bottom 3, but I didn’t know San Jose caught up with Det.

Yes, Det will have to struggle to maintain that 3rd seed now.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they still have Nabokov…

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit I forgot about Nabby

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canooks
 Daniel

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Kinda OT

and maybe it’s only cause i’ve had too much scotch but “the hate is on” reminded me of this

by Canuckelhead on Mar 31, 2011 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m sober
and I was hinting at this

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Daniel

I promise I’m not copying your score so you can’t get ahead of me in the score predicting race Sean, really!

/happy coincidence

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by Tyr on Mar 31, 2011 1:24 AM PDT reply actions  

well that would be silly if you were because you have others to worry about! :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Nucks

Dank GWG

LOLOLOLOL DETOILET

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 1:44 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Nucks, Burrows

Update the wizard points Sean! I want to see my name at the top, just for 1 day will do me

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by PKSube on Mar 31, 2011 1:58 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Burrows

by andrew21nz on Mar 31, 2011 2:30 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 31, 2011 5:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else up for a 2010 WQF rematch?

Let’s beat these guys today to help them slide down to 8th.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 31, 2011 5:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Totally possible

The Kings are only 4 pts up on on Chicago for 8th spot in the West, have less Regulation and Overtime Wins (ROW) than the Hawks, and play the rest of their games against top teams in the West (@VAN, DAL, @SJ, PHX, @ANA , ANA). SportsClub Stats has them slotted in for an 8th place finish if they go 2-4 down the stretch which is completely possible given their injury situation. They’d be an ideal first round opponent for us.

by splnwezel on Mar 31, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That being said

I don’t care who we face in the first round. We can take on anyone this year.

by splnwezel on Mar 31, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on Mar 31, 2011 5:22 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

The Daniel

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 6:02 AM PDT reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

KeslerKeslerKesler

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 31, 2011 6:23 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

5-2 canucks, daniel

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 6:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Everyone

Should check out all the Eminem lyrics that PPPPeople are coming up with

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 7:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Season series is 1-1-1 not 1-1

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by xX~OG~Xx on Mar 31, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

thanks

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canooks

AMFB!!

Gotta say I’m a little concerned about a post-epic road trip-letdown here.

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Any news

on hamhuis for tonite?

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

he won’t be back yet. He’s still on that week-off concussion protocol and they aren’t rushing him back at all

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good on them. Again, I can’t stop preaching about the need to follow the protocol. I really don’t want to hear another athlete’s suffering from the long term effects of multiple concussions ever again.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Daniel. Sorry 87.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1 for the Hated Hawks in a shootout

Seabrook with the surprise shootout winner, lulling Chicago into a false sense of security for their first round matchup in the playoffs.

by Sandwich76 on Mar 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

pssst

We play the Kings tonight

by Canuckelhead on Mar 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Hawks don't play anyone until tomorrow night.

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by stacie7 on Mar 31, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Guaranteed no loss night. Congrats!

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

so cheeky

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah cheeky

that’s what I was thinking too :p

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by stacie7 on Mar 31, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong game thread but...

look…what preds fans do in the off season!

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

BAHAHA

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s good stuff. I hope we play the preds again just so this can get referenced.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 31, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that is funny...

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 31, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Mar 31, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks kesler gwg

by kiyotok on Mar 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Ryan Kesler bumps the slump, returns to his normal smugness…

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by Kent Basky on Mar 31, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

3—4 Nucks
Kesler GWG—finally.

Note to Keslord:
Please score. This is getting silly! YOU CAN DO IT.

Then you can go back to lurking….

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 31, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

kings fans

and players seem to think there’s some kinda rivalry between these two teams… I just think ‘hey, it’s willie’s team!’

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

theyre the new

Minnesota…

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by Kent Basky on Mar 31, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you lose a playoff series you hate the team that beat you.

It has happened to us on many occasions.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 31, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

thanks for your input, now go see missy about a sarcasmometer upgrade.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Who’s being cheeky now?

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why on earth

would anyone want to get a sarcasmometer from Missy?

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by Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell

my own still hasn’t been repaired yet!

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by missy on Mar 31, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eee, was that sarcasm? You gotta work on that one buddy. That’s a very commonly held opinion around here.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 31, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, lol @

just noticed “Shut up, Semi Colon”

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Was gonna mention that earlier.

Guy really is getting famous.

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it haters

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Salo GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 31, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

maynard quote

equal insta-rec and absolute win

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 31, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love that song

Good man. I forgive your earlier pot shots directed at my person

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankyousir.

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by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Tamby with the GWG because… well, he’s due.

by ol'johnnycanuck on Mar 31, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 4-2

Raymond =gwg

I’d like to submit this for the remaining games.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Mar 31, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

6-3, canucks, Samuelsson

he’s gotta hit the net some time

Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!

by ahtrap on Mar 31, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He won't be tonight

Because he’s not playing ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 31, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Kings, Pennobear.

by Passive Voice on Mar 31, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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