Kings At Canucks Game Preview: The Hate Is On
| Sans Kopitar |
Shut up, Semi_Colon | ||||
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AT | |
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| Time | Thu. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | Sportsnet P, FS-W |
| Season Series | 1-1-1 |
Last Meeting |
3-1 Canucks (Mar.05/2011) |
| The Enemy | Jewels From The Crown | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 40-58-98 Kopitar: 25-48-73 |
| Kings |
Category | Canucks |
| 44-26-6 | Season Record | 51-17-9 |
| 5th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Won 4 |
Streak | Won 4 |
| 21-14-3 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
25-8-5 |
| 8-1-1 |
Last 10 | 9-1-0 |
| +28 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +74 |
| 2.63 (21) |
Goals Per Game | 3.20 (1) |
| 2.36 (6) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.22 (1) |
| 1.10 (9) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.29 (2) |
| 16.8 (18) |
Power Play % |
24.8 (1) |
| 85.9 (4) |
Penalty Kill % |
86.5 (1) |
| 28.7 (27) |
Shots Per Game | 31.9 (7) |
| 27.8 (3) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.3 (13) |
| 73.9 (7) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 83.3 (1) |
| 79.2 (8) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 91.2 (4) |
| 25.0 (17) |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 21.4 (19) |
| 96.3 (2) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 92.3 (7) |
| 1944 (6) |
Hits | 1700 (16) |
| 975 (27) |
Blocked Shots |
1026 (23) |
| 50.9 (10) |
Faceoffs % | 55.1 (1) |
| 11.6 (15) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.2 (12) |
| NHL.com |
Home sweet home? Road Sweet Road? The Canucks played 9 road games in March and won every single one of them. A franchise record. They are 3-2 at home in March and now face a Kings team that is missing it's top 2 scorers in Anze Kopitar and Justin Williams. Sans Kopitar they have won 3 straight as other players are stepping up. Good depth up front in LA.
The Canucks continued their late surging ways against the Preds and won. I keep wondering what could possibly motivate them to
keep up this torrid winning pace. Well, clinching the West was one of them. Consider that done. Now it comes down to personal goals (go Dank go!!) and staying sharp going into the playoffs. If there was animosity between the Canucks and Preds there should be even more against the Kings who we ousted in the playoffs last spring. That hate still lives. This game is going to be tough. The Kings have a more - important reason to be motivated and not let up one bit: 3 points behind the Pacific Division-leading Sharks and pursuit of home ice advantage in the playoffs. They are only 4 points up on 8th place Chicago.
PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS
WHO'S HOT / COLD
The Last Meeting:
This never gets old..ever
Neither does this:
GO CANUCKS GO!
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Let me see now.....
….Canucks 5-1/Danny.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
3-1 Canucks…ummmmmmmmmmm…Oreskovich Daniel Sedin.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, And Henrik wasn’t buying that or being worried about O’Brien on the penalty kill. "He usually asks us before we go on the power play what we’re going to do," chuckled the Canucks captain. Even Swedes know smug.
Sean!
We’re not the Western Conference Champs yet!!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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“This is yet another example of the Canucks fanbase not deserving their position. They fans r dumb.”
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Oh well. Close enough
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Fixed. How’s that?
Western conference regular season champs. You know what I meant
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I scanned back up to see what you fixed
Good job Sean. You sure showed Semi :P
So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.
D=
At least it gets my name out there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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there is no such thing
as bad publicity \o/
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
That's not what I was saying
Just that we’re not really “conference champs” yet. But if we clinch the Prez tonight I’m 100% for throwing “President’s Trophy Winners” all over the place
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I know what you were saying
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I also know what you were saying.
Did you get what I was saying? The mouthbreathing public will definitely look at Canucks fans calling themselves WC champions as fodder for internet rants.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
no, i didn’t get what you were saying. Now I do :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The epic battle of Dadberg Vs. the nested reply system.
Semi replied to me, and I to him. :)
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Heh
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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3-0 Nucks
Kesler FTW
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5-2 Canucks, Henrik gwg.
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
4-2 Nucks
Dank GWG
So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.
Corey Fucking Perry
Scored again. Booo
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I don’t think Semi deserves to be called names just because he got how many goals Perry scored wrong. He gets a lot of other stats right.
by Canuckelhead on Mar 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not calling Semi an Asswipe
Sorry I wasn’t clear.
I’m calling Corey Perry one. He’s Asswipe. A big one. He’s like skidmarks.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Sorry, I know
I was kidding and yes he is an asswipe, look at his face

by Canuckelhead on Mar 31, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Perry looks a moron here
In Lou We Trust/Twitter
I wish there was something I could do. But What?
by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 31, 2011 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha. Classic shot.
Perry looks like a moron everywhere.
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the expression here is what makes it even more moronic
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I wish there was something I could do. But What?
by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 31, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
DERP
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
You should contact missy
About a new sarcasmometer
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Tomorrow could be the night
If the Flyers lose and the Canucks win…there’s going to be a different letter next to the team name in the standings
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Better happen
or else…
I’m going to sulk and then carry on with my life.
So, so, so, there!
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
7-2 Canucks
H Sedin (3), D Sedin, Samuelsson, Kesler, Ehrhoff (GWG)
Penner (2)
This one wont even be close.
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
Now we're pooched
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yep!
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
I was going to say. If Temujin guesses a big Canuck win.. we’re sooo screwed.
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by Vancouverguy on Mar 30, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know:
Tanev has played a solid 28 games and gotten 1 assist.
Schneider has played in 22 games and gotten 3 assists.
Bonus: Both have zero PIM.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
I guess while I'm at it:
Tanev has blocked a measly 15 shots.
Schneider has blocked a whopping 599 shots.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Mar 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
4 - 2 1D /A 1N 1I 1E 1L
Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT
by eightyseven on Mar 30, 2011 11:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
What's
With the 1s?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I think they’re supposed to be shadows.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Mar 31, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not use 'I' instead? ID /A IN II IE IL
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Why not
LET ME BE, JEEZ
Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT
by eightyseven on Mar 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s taxing to be so hip, isn’t it eightyseven?
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
a large community of men
leaving one of the few female members of said community alone?
Ha. Fat Chance.
<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny
Pretty soon it’s going to be solely a sausage factory around here
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
CC and Semi poppin chubs on a game by game basis now.
Too late, it already is.
Win it for Manny!
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Hey come on
That Burrows goal was sexy. That doesn’t happen to me during games much at all
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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this is entering the TMI area
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The AMFB goal was the business
Don’t lie, you popped a chub too.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sausage Factory?
I don’t even want to know what that might entail.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Sean?
Can you vouch for this?
Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s true
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by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
10-3 Canucks
What???…. it’s a legitimate NHL score!
20% of all NHL games played in the last 24 hours ended in that score. And 50% of games featuring western conference teams. Sheesh.
………Henrik Sedin.
by Beantown Canuck on Mar 30, 2011 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
Man, those teams must of sucked!
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Must have sucked
even
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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University!
Where you get more dumber. ;)
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
by Smoboy41 on Mar 31, 2011 6:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
um
that’d be ‘dumberer’
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It was early
Bite me.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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or even. Right now, every team should be fighting for the 7th seed facing Detroit rather than either of San Jose/Vancouver, no?
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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
no
because detroit will be 3rd seed… san jose will be 2nd
by Beantown Canuck on Mar 31, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
fine.. 6th seed. You and your lawyer talk.
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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I didn’t know the standings was so close. Granted, I haven’t checked much of the point totals except our own, and the bottom 3, but I didn’t know San Jose caught up with Det.
Yes, Det will have to struggle to maintain that 3rd seed now.
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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit I forgot about Nabby
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Canooks
Daniel
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
Kinda OT
and maybe it’s only cause i’ve had too much scotch but “the hate is on” reminded me of this
I’m sober
and I was hinting at this
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Canucks, Daniel
I promise I’m not copying your score so you can’t get ahead of me in the score predicting race Sean, really!
/happy coincidence
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
well that would be silly if you were because you have others to worry about! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
4-1 Nucks
Dank GWG
LOLOLOLOL DETOILET
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 1:44 AM PDT reply actions
3-1 Nucks, Burrows
Update the wizard points Sean! I want to see my name at the top, just for 1 day will do me
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Anyone else up for a 2010 WQF rematch?
Let’s beat these guys today to help them slide down to 8th.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Totally possible
The Kings are only 4 pts up on on Chicago for 8th spot in the West, have less Regulation and Overtime Wins (ROW) than the Hawks, and play the rest of their games against top teams in the West (@VAN, DAL, @SJ, PHX, @ANA , ANA). SportsClub Stats has them slotted in for an 8th place finish if they go 2-4 down the stretch which is completely possible given their injury situation. They’d be an ideal first round opponent for us.
5-1 Ehrhoff
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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
3-1 Canucks
The Daniel
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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5-3 Canucks
KeslerKeslerKesler
People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said
by Smoboy41 on Mar 31, 2011 6:23 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
5-2 canucks, daniel
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Everyone
Should check out all the Eminem lyrics that PPPPeople are coming up with
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thanks
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Canooks
AMFB!!
Gotta say I’m a little concerned about a post-epic road trip-letdown here.
Win it for Manny!
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Any news
on hamhuis for tonite?
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'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
he won’t be back yet. He’s still on that week-off concussion protocol and they aren’t rushing him back at all
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Good on them. Again, I can’t stop preaching about the need to follow the protocol. I really don’t want to hear another athlete’s suffering from the long term effects of multiple concussions ever again.
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by Vancouverguy on Mar 31, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
2-1 for the Hated Hawks in a shootout
Seabrook with the surprise shootout winner, lulling Chicago into a false sense of security for their first round matchup in the playoffs.
The Hawks don't play anyone until tomorrow night.
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Hey! Guaranteed no loss night. Congrats!
Win it for Manny!
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lol
so cheeky
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
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'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
yeah cheeky
that’s what I was thinking too :p
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Wrong game thread but...
look…what preds fans do in the off season!
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
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BAHAHA
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 31, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s good stuff. I hope we play the preds again just so this can get referenced.
by Canuckelhead on Mar 31, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that is funny...
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
When you're winning no one complains about the ice...
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
Crosby is coming back better then evah!
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on Mar 31, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
5-2 Canucks
Ryan Kesler bumps the slump, returns to his normal smugness…
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
3—4 Nucks
Kesler GWG—finally.
Note to Keslord:
Please score. This is getting silly! YOU CAN DO IT.
Then you can go back to lurking….
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
When you're winning no one complains about the ice...
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
Crosby is coming back better then evah!
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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 31, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
kings fans
and players seem to think there’s some kinda rivalry between these two teams… I just think ‘hey, it’s willie’s team!’
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
theyre the new
Minnesota…
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When you lose a playoff series you hate the team that beat you.
It has happened to us on many occasions.
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uhhh
thanks for your input, now go see missy about a sarcasmometer upgrade.
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
hell
my own still hasn’t been repaired yet!
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How do you tell a duck to lower its head?
btw, lol @
just noticed “Shut up, Semi Colon”
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Was gonna mention that earlier.
Guy really is getting famous.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.
Suck it haters
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Almost forgot. Maynard says...
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking Time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay
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Welcome to Vancouver. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Win it for Manny!
Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.
by kesrows on Mar 31, 2011 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
maynard quote
equal insta-rec and absolute win
"I'd take Twitchy over Rome any day of the week" - Chuckles 'MikeGillis' Canuckles
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Love that song
Good man. I forgive your earlier pot shots directed at my person
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
5-2 Canucks
Tamby with the GWG because… well, he’s due.
by ol'johnnycanuck on Mar 31, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
Canucks 4-2
Raymond =gwg
I’d like to submit this for the remaining games.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
6-3, canucks, Samuelsson
he’s gotta hit the net some time
Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!
He won't be tonight
Because he’s not playing ;)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

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