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Samuelsson Out Vs Wings / Canucks Re-call Oreskovich

The Canucks have re-called Victor Oreskovich from Manitoba today on an emergency basis. Mikael Samuelsson will miss the game against the Red Wings because of a lower body injury. He didn't last long at practice today and needs a couple days off. Tanner Glass (ribs) did not practice at all. So that left the Canucks potentially down to 11 forwards. Hence the Oreo call-up.

AND HELL YES it's great news that Kevin Bieksa will make his return against Detroit. Never thought I'd say that. People here and everywhere are already voting Aaron Rome off the Island. Dinks.

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ah yes

the ever-specific “lower body injury”

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I might’ve been half asleep since the first 50 minutes were extremely boring but from what I remember in the last game, it seemed that Oreskovich had a pretty bad game. Hopefully he plays a little better tonight.

by marcness52 on Mar 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And by tonight, I mean tomorrow night, or course.

by marcness52 on Mar 22, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing

guys are getting some rests for the playoffs.

hopefully his injury is just a phantom one!

by Lingyis on Mar 22, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sammy is day to day. He will most likely be back Friday

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The injury

Do we know if it’s a nagging, old injury or one that he suffered today at practice?

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 22, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s from the past I believe and Murph said he needs a couple days off

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time he enters Joe Louis Arena, they try to assimilate him into one of the Red Wing collective. He has tried resisting, but as they have warned him, it is futile. The last resort is to skip this game so that he is spared – and remains a Canuck.

(cue photoshop assignment)

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 22, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Kingston, Ontario. Or something like that.

by jabraham on Mar 22, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

now

no-one go and jump on jabraham for stealing any ideas, y’hear?

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

theif! just kidding. Nice matrix style sammy collage

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 22, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 22, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

full size:

picture

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 22, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah ok

that’s pretty fucking disturbing

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 22, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck off

Rome

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DINK!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rome's been decent, imo

But I don’t know who I’d rather sit were I the coach, Rome or Tanev.

Whichever sits, Bieksa being back = good news!

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 22, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd sit Rome

young, talented prospects tend to lose confidence more easily than the guys who have been depth for their entire career

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

Rome’s been reliable and useful. He’s not as good as the guys he’s been getting icetime over, but I can think of worse people to patrol the blue line…

That being said, he should be the one who sits

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

trollolololol

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As cringeworthy as Rome has been to me, I think AV uses him is because he presents one of the current larger presences in front of Roberto on D.

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by Bobby Canuck on Mar 22, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Hordi, Bernier and SOB.

Hard to get a quality mutiny going on over any Canuck currently on the roster.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't

There will always be players to complain about. In this instance, they’re not even actually playing badly, we (who am I kidding, its just me) still complain about them nonetheless. I’d rather have no reason to complain but complain anyways instead of real reasons to complain and a LOT of complaining. Does that make sense?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astonishingly enough, yes.

Doesn’t mean your sarcasomometer doesn’t need calibration ;)

/kidding ( I’m pickin up what you’re layin down)

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're too smug

we need a scapegoat

That being said, we’ve been disappointed at Raymond (due to injuries) and Tambellini (after going hot in Nov/Dec then going back to his Islanders self)

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Hordi consistently gets benched for 55+ mins on the AHL team in Florida

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like they’re relying on him too heavily.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, they should rest him for the rest of his career

getting punched in the face constantly starts to hurt

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

cut his minutes down to 2 minutes a game.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Hordi

In regards to Raymond and Tambo, sure their slumps and habits (skate fast to the outside! get squeezed out along the boards! hurr durr Im Mason Raymond!) are irritating, but the Canucks are number 1 in the league and in the Western Conference by a lot. The Canucks are still arguably the best team in the league even without their 3rd line center. Its not like we need those guys to pick up the slack along the stretch drive so we can make the 8th seed in the Eastern Conference.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure be nice if they decided to. Would take the edge off nicely.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but we can’t have everything.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

…I want everything.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to be able to drink beer in lecture right now

and get an extension on my POL 346 International Organizations paper which I forgot was due on thursday, but the world doesn’t work like that.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in my world, my POL 346 International Orginazations paper just got extended. It even got the green light for immediate consideration by The United Nations. So piss off ;)

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit

Want to trade worlds?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is spinning on its axis just the way I like it. Thankyouverymuch.

Usually comes unhinged at the start of playoffs. Minor glitch.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Mine gets destroyed by a sun going nova like Krypton when the playoffs roll around!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

(skate fast to the outside! get squeezed out along the boards! hurr durr Im Mason Raymond!)

I was going to say that but now I don’t have to. Thanks!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

I felt it accurately described MayRay’s MO.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don't need them to

but riding the hot hand into playoffs tends to help

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going into the playoffs

I’d like to have all cylinders firing but you just have to trust that everyone will do their best in the playoffs. Not to mention thats why we have superstars on our team. Our best players have to be our best players in the playoffs. Sedins, Keslord, Juice, Hammer, Edler, Luie, all have to step up and elevate their play in the post season. If we’re relying on Mason Raymond and Tambo to score regularly then either we’re in serious depth trouble or we’re the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you dare leave out Ehrhoff. CC will be crushed.

Mayray has been my guy this year too. Think things went almost too well for him last year. Someone mentioned awhile back how career years are just that, very few mid tier players can be that consistent year in and year out.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Errorhoff is a drunken German

God I love when that guy scores goals and gets assists but his defensive gaffes make me want to spray Javex in my eyes.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AV should just stop playing him as a defenseman

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

use him like

Marc Andre Bergeron on MTL last playoffs. 5th man on a powerplay, little to no PK or ES time.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to be fair

he’s been pretty solid defensively the last little bit.

by Wisp on Mar 22, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Ive been pleased with that

guess he sobered up

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

never mind

That one was a little too over the plate ;)

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems that way because we haven’t played any games recently.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 22, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clorox > Javex :)

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by eightyseven on Mar 22, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll keep that in mind, 87.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rome...

Has been decent all year, but Tanev has shown he can handle the big league. 27 games played, ZERO PIM.

by Waymundo on Mar 22, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Tanev gets my vote for most unexpected, pleasant surprise of the year.

Even though he hasn’t played on the big club, Eddie Lack comes in at number 2.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Sweatt also deserves a mention.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t seen enough ice time from Sweatt to judge,

but he does have a pretty good wrist shot

by seedvt on Mar 22, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweatt

SO FUCKING CLUTCH

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the “yes, I did just do that. I am that awesome” look he gives just after that gif that did it for me.

by NS_Cix on Mar 22, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"FUCK YOU IM LEE SWEATT"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as nice as Malik’s epic mugging after his epic shootout goal.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the best

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 3:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Malik's goal was awesome

His reaction was just like “Yeah, I do this shit all the time”.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My God. He almost looks like Bure there.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god

he does

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Sweatt doesn’t look like people, people look like Lee Sweatt

by xX~OG~Xx on Mar 22, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judging by the picture you posted below

Lee Sweatt is big in Asia.

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by Section 312 on Mar 22, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside

I love that line. It always cracks me up.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Sweatt is internationally known on the microphone lol

by xX~OG~Xx on Mar 22, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more:

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

next year's roster

if we win it, they can nuke the team and i would complain just a little bit.

if we don’t win it this year… i wouldn’t mind something like:

sedin-sedin-burr
?-kes-sammuelsson
?-manny-hansen
glass-lappy-?

on D:
edler-?
hammer-bieksa
ballard-tanev

i.e. i think i’d let erhoff go, as good as he is on the PP. hoping for a slightly upgrade on raymond. torres has been good but he might get expensive if he does well in the playoffs, and if he doesn’t he’s a goner. it’ll be nice to trade away ballard, but he’s probably only about 700k too expensive the truth is. higgins will probably be too expensive?

of course, if we don’t win it this year some GMs would swing for the fences. GMMG doesn’t seem like that kind of guy, but you never know.

by Lingyis on Mar 22, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooooo!!!!!

Please don’t do this now. Can’t we at least get through this year first?!?

You gunna make my head splode.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no? but people are so excited about tanev and sweatt :)

by Lingyis on Mar 22, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

rosterbating

is best when there is a possibility for it happening…

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue Section

Fawning over Parise in…

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he is a sick player

and Kesler and him would be orgasmic together. And they will need a goalie for the future at some point. It all adds up right??

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by Section 312 on Mar 22, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clutches chest

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hnnnnnngg

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Raymond? He has another year on his contract.

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by cyxj on Mar 22, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded

for Jamie Benn.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mis-read that as “traded for Jim Beam”

by NS_Cix on Mar 22, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way

we win.

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by Section 312 on Mar 22, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that

is a bazinga

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

He does make us drink

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoff would be happy if he was still on the team.

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by cyxj on Mar 22, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FYI

If a Red Wings fan comes on here and says how sorry they are about Samuelsson I might explode ;)

by Canuckelhead on Mar 22, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll get

the sheets ready. So much easier to clean up.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

just… ew…

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't you seen American Psycho

dude had the prep and clean up down to a science

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really sorry

that Sharp is going to be out a while.

Christian Bale, batshit crazy, to be sure, but a great actor.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad

But not too sorry. After all the injuries we’ve had I can’t really take much less injured teams’ complaints :)
Not directed at you stacie, just in general

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's mean :(

Trust me I’m not complaining. Of course I don’t like that Sharp, Campbell, and Bolland are out, but many teams have had much worse than us. We just don’t have the depth to back it up like you guys do.

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t wish injuries on anyone! Just we’ve had enough to put us in the “look down smugly on your petty 3 player injury” position. ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmph

you just wanted another chance to look smug

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Islanders fans have all the weight in any injury talk

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Di Pietro

Doesn’t count. He probably came out of the womb injured.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Islanders should just sign at least 5 goalies at the beginning of the season. It’s a given that at least 3 to 4 are going to become injured half way through the season.

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Mike Gillis

Did with defensemen here! Why else would we have 8 NHL defensemen under contract??

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has a time machine

and knew exactly what you needed this year

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

He should be pulling out a Malhotra clone right about now… :(
And I guess picking up Higgins and Lapierre is kind of like pulling a Malhotra clone out.

Come to think of it, MG has seriously been on a propheting roll this year. But I bet he wishes he wasn’t

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goalie Survivor

Islander edition.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are you really sorry

or is that some of the fake emotion I keep reading about here? :D

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scale of 1 to 10?

6.5 I’m a cynic, not a dick.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I did

see Reign Of Fire.

People die people die people die people die go ahead sleep tight in your beds remember what the wise man said

by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that one

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I always seem to enjoy movies/music/tv shows other people slag.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what did you think of Armageddon?

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any movie

with Steve Buscemi and Peter Stormare in it can’t be all bad.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photoshop assignment...

Every time he enters Joe Louis Arena, they try to assimilate him into one of the Red Wing collective. He has tried resisting, but as they have warned him, it is futile. The last resort is to skip this game so that he is spared – and remains a Canuck.
(cue photoshop assignment)
a ginger ball hockey player… no wonder I’m a Canucks fan
by SteveNux on Mar 22, 2011 4:17 PM PDT

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by jabraham on Mar 22, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

other players of note...

grabner with his 31st into an empty net. now +17 on the season!

stamkos… another game no points. -3. what’s up with him?

by Lingyis on Mar 22, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he's killing my fantasy team

doesn’t he know I’m already in the playoffs?

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe...

you should have traded him for grabner

by Lingyis on Mar 22, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He realizes

the Art Ross is a lost cause.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I saw somewhere I can't remember

You mean ƅrt Rƶss

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s gripping his stick too tight

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dangerous problem for sure.

by marcness52 on Mar 22, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing good can come from that.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 22, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't lie

you all do that from time to time

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

hehehe

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

flossing is good for you

except for the blindness part

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+17

is that a typo? +17 on the islanders?

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a typo

Pretty amazing. At this point, if he doesn’t win the Calder I think it’s a travesty. Look at who his linemates have been – Frans Nielson. Couture has played with Marleau and Thornton; Skinner has played with Staal, and Grabs doesn’t get any PP time, just PK

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the

Grabner/ Raymond conundrum just keeps rolling along.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's still a false comparison though

It was never Grabner or Raymond. And who would have thought Raymond would be having this bad of a year this year?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pardon me

but wasn’t the reasoning behind dealing Grabner because he was redundant? ie, a small, offensive winger. Obviously, hindsight is 20/20, but one does pause to think, doesn’t one?

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But I would be willing to bet that in the negotiations for Ballard it wasn’t “choose MayRay or Grabner to give us”. It was probably Grabner or bust, and I’d still rather have the extra defense at this point

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Firstly, we got a very good defenceman in Ballard, who I think is one of our more underrated players this season. His play has been reliable and he’s been doing a great job mentoring Tanev (he credits hips). His limited ice time is not because he’s been playing shit and I think his limited offensive numbers is indicative of the fact he’s out there in situations with either Tanev or in defensive situations.

So then going on the trade was good for the Canucks, then, who’s to say that if we had traded Raymond instead of Grabner, that Raymond wouldn’t have flourished in NYI (i.e. same path) and the role he was put in and Grabner would have floundered a bit with a slightly more defensively minded system. What level of competition is Grabner taking and is it comparable to the second line? Has he been injured?

It’s wayyyyyy too hard to compare the two. Plus its just silly to evaluate a player based on a single season. Yes, Grabs is having a good year. But that doesn’t mean that he is the better long term asset.

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I know. That’s why I said hindsight is 50/50. We’ll see how everything pans out next season, I guess.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 22, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grabner's shooting percentage

is both insanely awesome and unsustainable.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I know

its mad crazy

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

VANCOUVER ISLAND IS GOING TO TIP OVER

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by jabraham on Mar 22, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

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