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Canucks At Red Wings Game Preview: Bieksa Returns Vs The Big Red Machine

CANUCKS
DEAD THINGS

AT

Time Wed. 4:30 PM PST
TV RIS, Versus, TSN
Season Series 2-1 Red Wings
Last Meeting
2-1 Wings (Jan.08/11)
The Enemy
Winging It In Motown 
Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 38-55-93 Zetterberg: 21-52-73
Canucks
Category   Wings
47-17-9 Season Record 43-21-9
1st
Conference Position 2nd
Lost 1
Streak Lost 2
22-9-4
< Road Record / Home Record >
19-11-5
8-2-0
Last 10 4-3-3
+66
Goals For / Against +/- +28
3.20 (1)
Goals Per Game 3.19 (2)
2.29 (1)
Goals Against Per Game 2.81 (18)
1.26 (2)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.08 (13)
24.8 (1)
Power Play %
21.9 (4)
86.0 (1)
Penalty Kill %
83.3 (11)
32.1 (6)
Shots Per Game 33.3 (2)
30.2 (13)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.3 (14) 
82.2 (2)
Winning % When Scoring First 73.7 (9)
90.9 (4)
Winning % When Leading After 1 79.2 (9) 
21.4 (17)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 32.1 (7)
891.7 (8)
Winning % When Leading After 2 86.2 (15) 
1623 (16)
Hits 1549 (21) 
976 (22)
Blocked Shots
818 (29)
55.1 (1)
Faceoffs % 52.0 (4)
11.3 (12)
PIM's Per Game Average
8.8 (1) 
NHL.com

Another potential playoff matchup! I love these games. The Canucks did well against the Sharks almost 2 weeks ago and now face a Detroit team that has injury problems of their own. Not on D though. Up front (see below). That doesn't mean they aren't dangerous, as the last meeting proved (see video below).

Good news! No more big breaks in between games the final 9 will happen every second night except for a 2-day break between April 2-5, a back to back vs Edmonton.

More Good news! Kevin Bieksa will return to the lineup after missing 15 games with that foot injury! Woo! I have loved that Hamhuis-Bieksa combo all year. Just think, they are a combined +53! After missing all those games KB3 is still 3rd on the team in +/-. Also, Daniel Sedin WILL play. Michael Samuelsson WILL NOT face his former team. He's banged up apparently with a lower body injury. Tanner Glass is questionable with a rib injury.

The Wings are saying that if this was a playoff game the forwards missing from the lineup would be playing, leading Ben Kuzma of the Province to believe that the Wings do not believe they will catch the Canucks for first overall. Of course, Babcock denies it, but that 8 point differential paints a near definitive picture. Nothing is impossible but it will just take a lot of Canucks losses for them to lose the Western Crown.

The Canucks' power play has cooled off just a tad. Nothing doing in their past 2 games and 3 power play goals against. We'll see how that plays

Star-divide

out against the Wings.


PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 54 3230 33 14 120 2.23 1595 1475 .925 3


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Jimmy Howard 56 3209 34 14 149 2.79 1620 1471 .908 2

 

RED WINGS KILLERS:

-Daniel Sedin: 3 goals and 1 assist in 3 games vs Detroit this season

-Henrik Sedin: 1 goal and 4 assists vs Detroit

-Ryan Kesler: 6 assists in 3 games vs Wings!

CANUCKS KILLERS:

-Dan Cleary: 2 goals and 1 assist in 2 games vs Canucks this season

-Niklas Kronwall: 2 goals and 1 assist in 3 games vs Van

-Brian Rafalski: 4 assists in 3 games

-Henrik Zetterberg: 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 3 vs Canucks. El bastardo!!

 

WHO'S HOT / COLD


CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin: 6 goals and 8 assists in his last 8!

-Henrik Sedin: 3 goals and 9 assists in his last 8!

-Mikael Samuelsson: 7 assists in his last 7. Not playing tonight. Boo.

-Christian Ehrhoff: 1 goal and 5 assists in his last 4.

-Ryan Kesler: 2 goals and 4 assists in his last 5


COLD

-Mason Raymond: 2 goals in his last 14. MayRay, snap out of it.

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 16. Jeezus.

 

RED WINGS

HOT

-Henrik Zetterberg and Valtteri Filppula: 3 goals and 1 assist in their last 4 games

-Daniel Cleary: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 2

COLD

-Patrick Eaves: 1 assist in his last 13 games

 

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alexander Edler: back surgery

-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist

-D Lee Sweatt: broken foot

-F Tanner Glass: ribs

-F Manny Malhotra: eye. Out for season

-F Mikael Samuelsson: lower body

 

RED WINGS

-Todd Bertuzzi: back pain. Uh-oh, he has chronic back problems

-Pavel Datsyuk: lower body

-Johan Franzen: groin. PHEW, one less pain in the ass in front of the net.

-Jiri Hudler: neck/shoulder/illness. Are they all connected?

 

VIDEO

The Last Meeting went to a shootout. Damn, the Wings were missing a bunch of guys then too:

This is how it's done vs Detroit:

OT: Wife prank gone wrong (warning: language)

GO CANUCKS GO!

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#Winning, #WinitForManny

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooooo

another wizard point!

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by Canuckles on Mar 24, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

fucking EN

should have scored on it. would have really given me da points

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by Canuckles on Mar 24, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kesler

Loves playing his home town team apparently!
And I think you have those goal +/-‘s wrong up there; pretty sure we’re the ones with the +68! /smug

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

eheh...DAMN
I missed that section completely

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first try at a predicition

4-3 Nucks, Torres #winningformanny

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Kingston, Ontario. Or something like that.

by jabraham on Mar 22, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

Kesler FTW

and a hattie to boot

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

5-3 Canucks
Daniel

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Bieksa vs. Kane in a no holds barred match.

by marcness52 on Mar 22, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the prank call

..“and now I don’t feel so bad for fucking his brother…”

Bazinga!

5-2 Canucks. Daniel with the GWG.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod, "We don't want to look for reasons to have to play well, just winning in itself is enough motivation" - Luongo on injures etc. Get well Manny. g/t to Guts

by vancitydan on Mar 22, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks. Kesler.

by marcness52 on Mar 22, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah Bieksa is back!

Some good news the juice is a ….back!

Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
There are no would've, should've, could'ves in Hockey.
No excuses. No whining allowed.
Play with HEART; the results will follow.
Crosby is getting healthy......watch out!
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 22, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

that wasn’t nearly big enough…

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

put the original into photobucket and link to it :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I did that! :(

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to crop that…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 22, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

snipping tool is your friend

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by stacie7 on Mar 22, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t work for Zandberg, or Dank.

Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing!

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dick!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok try 2

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#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now try spellcheck.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the hell

Did we get back to first in G/G? I guess everyone ahead of us fell because we sure as hell didn’t climb

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Smashville

Just pimped us for GAA with that win over EDM. They’re at 2.28 and we’re 2.29

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckers

well whatever

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is BEAUTIFUL

Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
There are no would've, should've, could'ves in Hockey.
No excuses. No whining allowed.
Play with HEART; the results will follow.
Crosby is getting healthy......watch out!
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 22, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canooks

Papa Dank with his second hat trick of the week, and the winnah!

Win it for Manny!
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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t realize Juice missed 15 games.

I’ll be at the game, hopefully make it out of Detoilet alive.

3-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 22, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Have a blast. Enjoy the cheap beer.

Don’t worry, there is almost nobody else there.

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently there’s more people in Columbus now

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lost like 25% of their population over the last decade, apparently. Shiet…..

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky you!

Have fun and burn some….dead things!

Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
There are no would've, should've, could'ves in Hockey.
No excuses. No whining allowed.
Play with HEART; the results will follow.
Crosby is getting healthy......watch out!
Prayers and good thoughts for Manny: get well soon.
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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 22, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

or octopi.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit@

WOO! Well done!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done

FU Rec’d

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by kesrows on Mar 22, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

thanx for the recs :) Sometimes Detroit seems like it’s a machine with all its parts working as one… and their ex-player is sitting out for the game so this has to be the most likely reason…

the picture shrank so here is the full size version

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 23, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is for you Beantown!

NUMBSKULL!

So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.

by spriteofice on Mar 22, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was waiting to see how long it’d take…

I need Howard to do something good for my fantasy teams

by andrew21nz on Mar 22, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks

Torres pots the winner for Manny!

So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.

by spriteofice on Mar 22, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 22, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

With all the injuries to Detroit, I’m not sure we need to bring this out:

2-1 Canucks Higgins GWG…

by splnwezel on Mar 22, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Daniel-just-kidding-Henrik

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 22, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST KIDDING MAKE IT DANIEL

Who is this Michael Samuelsson?

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 22, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nup

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 22, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said Henrik assuming Daniel wasn't playing

so holla point.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

Dank

I just asked Murph, but who gets Manny’s ‘A’ tomorrow? Alex Motherfucking Burrows?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Salo?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Juice is back so he’ll get his ‘A’ too.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember

we had a rotating system, whereby the A’s rotated between Kes, Dank, Manny and Juice. I would think they would just go to a 3/per system.

If they really wanted another, I think Burrows would be a good choice, showing just how far he’s matured as a player, from someone who the team was constantly trying to shut up, to someone that can be entrusted to lead and talk to the officials.

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't

Salo had an A since Bieksa was out? I would think that Bieksa would just “take” Manny’s

by Vitamin R on Mar 22, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

has he?

then problem solved!

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has

I was thinking that the As shift from Juice + some other defensively responsible Canadian forward, but it’ll probably just end up being Salo + Juice with the As.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on Mar 22, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Worth a read
Seems to be what Manny has, probably a higher grade one given the concern, but who knows. Apparently the less complicated and serious ones resolve themselves within 5-7 days, I guess meaning the Doctors think Manny’s is not so simple (although hard to know). Trauma also can cause retinal tears and detachments though, so… ugh….

I like the fact that 75% of these sorts of injuries have “good recovery of vision” and that getting treatment right away (which Manny got) can really help reduce the risk of complications. This gives me some warm hope that we will see Manny back at it next year.

<3 Boobies!
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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

With him ruled out for the season, I can whole-heartedly wish for his well-being without a vested interest. Does that make me a D-Bag?

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

DANK! FFS DANK GET ME A POINT! FOR YER BEBBBA!

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 22, 2011 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of #Winitformanny

Anyone know how to make a twibbon?

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 22, 2011 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 canucks kes gwg

by kiyotok on Mar 22, 2011 11:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

4-3 Canoooooks

KESLORD DOMINATES IN MICHIGAN AND SHALL SCORE FOR US A WINNER

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 22, 2011 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially in Michigan

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 23, 2011 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks

Dank ftw.

#WinItForManny

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by nucklord on Mar 23, 2011 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Dank

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Mar 23, 2011 1:58 AM PDT reply actions  

At least it wasn’t Kezler.

by marcness52 on Mar 23, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

or Kelser

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 23, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 23, 2011 7:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I have a surprisingly good feeling about this game?

5-3 Canucks?
Daniel “baby daddy” Sedin with another winner 2 days after his latest?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 23, 2011 7:28 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Canucks/Danny

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Mar 23, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

WINNER!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 24, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for truth

<3 Boobies!
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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 4-3

Kesler = gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Mar 23, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Detroit, Helm with the winner

And yes, as I’ve admitted elsewhere, it’s a homer call.

Not sure what to make of the Red Wings at the moment. Are they the team that can come back from 4-0 down on any given team, like they did against the Pens Monday? Or the team capable of sleepwalking its way to a 4-0 deficit? As the second part is scarier than the first is re-assuring, I’m a bit worried approaching the playoffs.

Can the Red Wings make it 5 in 15 years? Here's hoping!

by ahtrap on Mar 23, 2011 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

numbsku....

wait, you ain’t from around here!

Alright then. Carry on. But remember…

<3 Boobies!
#WinitForManny

by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

we are allowed to tell you what you think.

See what I did there?

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

mesmerized

there goes my workday…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 23, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

still

watching twitch?

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

well duh...

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 23, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s been up here in these parts before. Just sayin’.

(I’m sure i saved a copy last time too…)

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 23, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

jesus

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't decide where to look

and when to look there. Too much goodness.

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by Section 312 on Mar 23, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 4 - Wings 3 (SO)

I think Lu wins in the SO. I’ll call Dank with the GWG.

And that Shay Lauren video is…well…wow.

by STONE. on Mar 23, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Erhoff

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by SteveNux on Mar 23, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Lines for tonight
Vancouver Canucks
Forwards in Detroit tonight: Sedins-Burrows. Higgins-Kesler-Raymond. Torres-Lapierre-Hansen. Tambellini-Bolduc-Oreskovich.

Defence in Detroit tonight: Hamhuis-Bieksa. Ehrhoff-Salo. Rome-Ballard.

Luongo will start

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Hamhuis-Bieksa

:D

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 23, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

This pairing is just awesome. Hopefully Bieksa will shake that rust off in the warm-up and step in Bieksuck free :)

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by SteveNux on Mar 23, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait for Edler to get back. Although this is a pretty good lineup.

by marcness52 on Mar 23, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally a game.

Longest 5 days of my life.

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by Canuck_gal on Mar 23, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't imagine

5 days without hockey being any worse than sitting next to CC in a Poli Sci class!!!!!

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by Section 312 on Mar 23, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL.

Nah CC’s pretty good as a sitting buddy in class. Shows up late most times but he’s still there nonetheless. And honestly all we are doing is chatting on this website or re-watching Canuck clips over at CanucksHD. I swear the people sitting behind us think we’re nuts.

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by Canuck_gal on Mar 23, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha that entire class is dull as fuck, what else would we do? Take notes?

This paper is about as dull as the class.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you up to page 4 by now?

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 pages

stretch drive baby!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest if I knew a girl in a class

when I was going to SFU I usually skipped class and borrowed said girls notes in exchange for drinks or other services. Those were the days.

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by Section 312 on Mar 23, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Other services" ???

Do tell

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he just means carrying their books to class.

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

or providing them with commentary of the game she missed due to the time difference.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

other services

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no more anatomy for you mister

you go get that paper done – there’s a game tonight

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an undergrad. It’s not getting done unless it’s due tomorrow.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is due tomorrow!

I’ll be missing the game tonight anyways, I have to work.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

…. that sucks. so.. why aren’t you writing said paper then?

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

although, I do understand the allure of NM well enough.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

writer's block

it sucks.

normally I have a beer to cure my writers block but I have to work later so…

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you

are so awesome. You always see what I’m doing! :D

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that one wasn't really very transparent

especially from someone who has <3 Boobies! in their sig

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but he also appreciates it too…

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir

Minds in the gutter FTW

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

boobies

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

I love boobies

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 24, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too

boobies are awesome

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by Canuckles on Mar 24, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps the most

awesome thing in the world.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 24, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's one service I provided

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by Section 312 on Mar 23, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and walked them to and from class so they would be safe

Oh who am I kidding? You are probably the guy they needed protection from.

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You figured it out

quicker than they ever did!!!!!

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by Section 312 on Mar 23, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those poor, poor girls

taken in by section’s wiley charms

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many women have fallen victim

to those charms. Not as many as I would like though.

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by Section 312 on Mar 23, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kesler, 4-2 Nucks.

Daniel makes it for the game to increase his lead against Stamkos. BOO YAH.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well you got part of that right. Unfortunately, no points for you.

by marcness52 on Mar 23, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.. damn. Half the scores, and i would have gotten 2 points. At least Daniel gets 2 goals, and I had an awesome time with some old friends. You can’t take that from me marcness!!! ARRGG

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 24, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

3--4 Canucks

Keslord FTW

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 23, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

you don't get

double wizard points for posting twice man

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure they didn't want the score to be 8-2?

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by stacie7 on Mar 23, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone

seen that Fountain tire road trip Vid? Ballard is freaking hilarious!

<3 Boobies!
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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FT dude: “So your main thought on a shootout, would be not to fall?”
Ballard: “Yeah. That’s the definition of clutch, right?”

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by Canuckles on Mar 23, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude has awesome

comic timing…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun betting game for tonight:

Guess how many faceoffs until Bolduc blows out his shoulder again!
;)

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 23, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re dark.

By the way… Salo still hasn’t missed a game. He beat all of us in the injury pool. Who woulda thunk it?

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by dark, I mean evil-ish. Just to cover my bases.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't beat me

i said he’d be in for the whole show this year.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a hunch that he essentially became invincible after overcoming a 6+ month long injury that few recover from

by seedvt on Mar 23, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-4 kesler. canucks with the win. game shouldn’t mean anything to anyone though with the wings sitting 4 guys and us ahead of the pack. everyone will play safe tonight.

by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 23, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hoping for no injuries. 8 points over 9 games is probably too many to overcome for Det.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 23, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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