Current Canucks Continue Assault On Team All-Time Records

ring of fire

So what these statistics tell me is: they HAVE TO induct Bure into the Ring of Honour. Like Bret Hart, he is the best there was, the best there is, and so on, in a Canucks uniform. The twins are great and they produce consistently – but they will never have the fire, the flash that Bure had. In 94 I went to one game each series, including the one against Toronto that was 0-0 deep into the 3rd. Bure then scored to put us up 1-0 (think we won 2-0 with an EN) and it was without a doubt the most thrilling hockey game I’ve ever been to. Come on – Snepts was fun to watch becuase he was a grinder, and he had an awesome moustache. Linden is a quality individual, but as a hockey player was a bit on the boring side. The twins are the best in the world at puck control… but no one matches the Russian Rocket’s sheer excitement and unbridled talent.

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by van Malmsteen on Mar 21, 2011 2:12 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

They can’t if Bure doesn’t want to be.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 21, 2011 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Forget the ring of honour

Throw his jersey in the rafters. It won’t happen until the Canucks and Bure repair that burnt bridge, but I’m sure I’m not the only fan who wants it up there.

by ol'johnnycanuck on Mar 21, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions

You aren't

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions

agree

bure remains the greatest player to don the canucks jersey, bar none.

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by van Malmsteen on Mar 21, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Yep

Hopefully at least one of the current members will surpass that, but currently he is the bar

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions

No one on the current team

has the ability to pass Bure in terms of goal scoring. And no one has the ability to surpass him in terms of excitement level and to be honest I think he is still hands down the most talented player we have ever had. Luongo, Sedins, Kesler, Messier, Sundin all included.

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

easily the most talented.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

No way!

What about Linden!?!

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions

I really hope this is a joke

In fact I am going to assume it is and say well done. I rolf’d!!!

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

lol seconded

I love Linden to death and he had great heart…. but talent level was nowhere near comparable to Bure

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Jeeze Sect

I thought the multiple punctuation marks would give it away as sarcasm. I’ll have to add more next time.

To be (slightly more) serious, I never got to see Bure in his prime. One of my earliest Canucks memories is when he left. No doubt, though, that he was the most exciting player.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions

If it was any other player

I am sure I would have gotten it. But with Linden and Canuck fans you just can’t be sure. That could have been sarcasm or it could have been genuine outrage. Since Canuck fans are generally a little blinded when it comes to Trev.

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions

That was the joke but I can see that you wouldn’t want to insult, so thanks for that. And to be fair, don’t you think Linden had more exciting years than Messier or Sundin did here? Or were you talking in general, as in even Messier with the Oilers or his first stint with the Rangers wasn’t as exciting as Bure in his prime?

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by thelastjohnny on Mar 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I was just talking overall

talent level. Linden was never that talented. At least not offensively. He made the most of his ability and work hard and was a good leader and all of that. But in terms of just pure talent he isn’t on that level.

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed

In that article that was linked the other day, he talked about no two-line pass, etc in today’s game. Can you imagine how much MORE damage Pavel would’ve done – and he was already exciting as it was. Will always be my favorite Canuck, I was sad the way it ended.

by trotski on Mar 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions

harold

how did daniel manage to get ahead of snepsts in games played

by Ricardinho on Mar 21, 2011 5:20 AM PDT reply actions

My guess

is he’ll get 4 more games in this season.

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by mfarough on Mar 21, 2011 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions

ummmm

he played more games?

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Hahaha. Would be funnier if true, though. Check the chart – Dank sits ahead of Harold with three fewer games played.

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 21, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions

He's just

That good!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions

lol

oh yeah. Haha… Oops! Daddybrain strikes again!

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Hey, like I said, those tables are a pain in the ass. Thanks for the heads up

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Eek!

Only Lou and he who shall not be named. have better than a 50% win percentage for canucks goalies. I know Vancouver was having some tough years pre Burke but I didnt realize they were going through that many.

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by mfarough on Mar 21, 2011 5:27 AM PDT reply actions

Bure

Had 24(!) shorthanded goals? I don’t even remember him killing penalties! That guy was ridiculous.

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 21, 2011 8:12 AM PDT reply actions

Awesome lists Sean

Thanks pulling these together. Makes you appreciate how good this current core group is (and how generally terrible the Canucks have been in their 40 year history… but let’s not dwell on that).

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 21, 2011 8:13 AM PDT reply actions

I'd love to see

where Garrett falls on the goalie charts. Do you have those stats, Sean?

Thanks for putting in all the work!

by ol'johnnycanuck on Mar 21, 2011 8:27 AM PDT reply actions

From Sean’s source, it’s right there. Over three seasons he played 56 games and went 22-21-5. 17th in wins.

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by thelastjohnny on Mar 21, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Thanks

Missed that. I like to be spoonfed all information this early in the morning. Clicking is hard…

by ol'johnnycanuck on Mar 21, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions

In other news

Sens sign Anderson for 4 years at 3.185M per year….Very surprised by that.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 8:28 AM PDT reply actions

DownGoesBrown Down Goes Brown
Anderson’s agent: “We need either $3M+ a year, or a long-term deal.” Murray: “Yes.” Agent: “Yes to which?” Murray: (shrugs, signs contract)

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions

i’ll put up a Squid this evening, following my midterm.

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions

That says wonders about Alfie’s intent to win a Cup
/not

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions

But did he

Guarantee it?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

tehe

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by eightyseven on Mar 21, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm still trying to come to terms

with the fact that the sedins have been here for a freaking decade. Jeesh.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions

Hopefully this is the first of two.

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by Jevant on Mar 21, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Hadn't heard about this...

No Dank against Detroit on Wednesday.

Awaiting the arrival of mini Dank or Dankette.

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

that’s cool! it sucks we won’t have our top player, but I want to see some crazy lines

by Wisp on Mar 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions

Oh, you will

…you will

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions

Okay, probably not so crazy….

Burrows + Henrick + Samuelson
Higgins + Kesler + Raymond
Torres + Lapierre + Hansen
Tambellini + Bolduc + ______

Glass? But I’m hearing glass might still be out.

by Wisp on Mar 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Good for him!

Bad for my fantasy team.
And our lines on Wednesday are going to be a gongshow

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

The Twitters are saying Bowlduck has been recalled.

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions

And people were making fun of me

when I made up these nicknames. Fools.

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by eightyseven on Mar 21, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Like we’re gonna stop making fun of you… :oP

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions

What face is that? Are you multitasking?

I like to think it’s ‘cause you’re looking out for your awesome homegirl. Yeah, in my dreams.

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by eightyseven on Mar 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Always, Miss Seven.

Don’t run with scissors. See? There ;)

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Also this

just cuz

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

more OT

a poll of NHL.com:
Which team would you least want to play in the first round of the playoffs?
Vancouver Canucks:
30.98 %
Philadelphia Flyers:
18.89 %
Detroit Red Wings:
20.86 %
Washington Capitals:
12.14 %
San Jose Sharks:
8.04 %
Boston Bruins:
9.09 %

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

This poll just means 69% of people are in denial.

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Or that there are other very good teams in the NHL?

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

probably also the fact that none of the Eastern conference teams have to worry about facing us in the first round.

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

Why isn’t Chicago way up there? They are so f*cking awesome!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

i think this is just the projected division winners.

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

and I was being sarcastic

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

you know me. it may not be written in my sig anymore, but my sarcasm detector is still broken.

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

even I know to take anything positive Sean says about the Hawks

as being as sarcastic as humanly possible (I really think he’s in denial and a closet Hawks fan though)

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by stacie7 on Mar 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I am a Steve Larmer, Denis Savard, Dirk Graham, Hasek, Hull, Makita, Esposito, etc fan but this current team can lick my __________

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

toe - right?

you were going to say toe

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by stacie7 on Mar 21, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions

S.O.L.I.T.L.A.A.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Bah. Semantics.

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

My answer just seemed more smug ;)

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by kesrows on Mar 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

heheheheh

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

I do need to work on being more smug

I preen. My God can I preen. But smug needs work.

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Please don't

Your smug levels are jut fine. Some of the healthiest on here.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions

You have to say that

because you are currently my sworn mortal enemy.

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes I do

But it doesn’t make it any less right.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Damn

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions

For those keeping score, put a point on the board for Canuckelhead

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I really

need to get some sort of stat board working. Maybe in the summer…

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions

summer would be good for that, with all the open ice threads i’ll likely put up again.

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by missy on Mar 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I needed a win

He’s been killing me lately, so I thought i’d take the easy points.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 21, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions

It wouldn't be fun

if it wasn’t a challenge. Well played. Until we meet again.

/strokes the white cat in his lap

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope that cat

is the only thing in your lap you are stroking.

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

no no

i’m pretty sure that Kesrows is correct….

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

well duh

Haven’t you heard? The Caps are the best team in the NHL and are going to win it all. Why even have the playoffs? It’s over already.

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by stacie7 on Mar 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe Dan Cloutier

Had 14 shutouts.

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by Twin Terror on Mar 21, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions

Im puking

oh god Clouts

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions

YO BEANTOWN

Remember that one game you watched a while back? tehe

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by eightyseven on Mar 21, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Dan Cloutier

The best Canuck to ever wear a caged SK2000 helmet.

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Mar 21, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Dan Cloutier

The ~~best~~ worst Canuck goalie ~~to ever wear a caged SK2000 helmet~~ in the history of mankind.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Well clearly you are far too young

There are dozens of worse goalies in our history. Dozens. One of them is our current colour commentator.

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Watch out

He’ll eat you if he hears that

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Fixed

Watch out. He’ll eat you ~~if he hears that~~

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by Section 312 on Mar 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions

OM NOM NOM

BRING ME MORE RANCH DRESSING, THIS SECTION IS BLAND!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

hahahaha

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by missy on Mar 22, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

are

you talking about Kyle Wellwood?

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by Canuckles on Mar 22, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions

he’s not the worst for sure.

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by Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

serious

I wasn’t

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 21, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

By the way

I think you could have done an even better job with the alliteration in the title
May I suggest, perhaps:

Current Canucks Collectively Continue Combined Charge on Consummate Club Chronicles

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

you wanna job?

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Making cringe inducing headlines?

I’m sure everyone would love that

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I liked it, personally

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

If you want a silly headline

I can try to assist

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

nah, just do that Luongo terrible tuesday post. them stats are gold

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 22, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I was going to do it today

But I’ve been too busy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Corny.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 22, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Quiet you

The boss liked it

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Just going along with the C theme.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."
Internet pet peeve un: Ellipses overkill................................FINISH YOUR THOUGHT DOT DOT DOT

by eightyseven on Mar 22, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Coulda Communicated

Cool

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Mar 22, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

No one has used the

best word ever, and by far the best ‘C’ word ever, yet.

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by Section 312 on Mar 22, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Cack

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 23, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions

50% of Top 10 Pts Leaders

5 of 10 All Time Canuck Point Leaders have been Captain of the team.

by Jake_Canadian on Mar 22, 2011 1:16 AM PDT reply actions

PLAYER	SEASONS PLAYED	GAMES PLAYED
1. Trevor Linden	16	1140
2. Stan Smyl	13	896
3. Markus Naslund	12	884
4. Henrik Sedin	10	801
5. Harold Snepsts	12	781
5. Daniel Sedin	10	778
7. Mattias Ohlund	11	770
8. Dennis Kearns	10	677
9. Doug Lidster	10	666

PLAYER	SEASONS PLAYED	GAMES PLAYED	GOALS	GOALS PER GAME AVG
1. Markus Naslund	12	884	346	0.39
2. Trevor Linden	16	1140	318	0.38
3. Stan Smyl	13	896	262	0.29
4. Pavel Bure	7	428	254	0.59
5. Toni Tanti	8	531	250	0.47
6. Daniel Sedin	10	778	246	0.32
7. Thomas Gradin	8	613	197	0.32
8. Todd Bertuzzi	8	518	188	0.36
9. Don Lever	8	593	186	0.31
10. Greg Adams	8	489	179	0.37
11. Petri Skriko	7	472	171	0.36
12. Henrik Sedin	10	801	156	0.19
13. Alex Mogilny	5	312	139	0.45
17. Ryan Kesler	7	475	126	0.27

PLAYER	SEASONS PLAYED	GAMES PLAYED	ASSISTS	ASSISTS PER GAME AVG
1. Henrik Sedin	10	801	502	0.63
2. Trevor Linden	16	1140	415	0.36
3. Stan Smyl	13	896	411	0.46
4. Markus Naslund	12	884	410	0.46
5. Daniel Sedin	10	778	394	0.51
6. Thomas Gradin	8	613	353	0.58
7. Dennis Kearns	10	667	290	0.43
8. Andre Boudrias	6	458	267	0.58
9. Todd Bertuzzi	8	518	261	0.50
10. Brendan Morrison	8	543	257	0.47

PLAYER	SEASONS PLAYED	GAMES PLAYED	POINTS	POINTS PER GAME AVG
1. Markus Naslund	12	884	756	0.86
2. Trevor Linden	16	1140	733	0.64
3. Stan Smyl	13	896	673	0.75
4. Henrik Sedin	10	801	658	0.82
5. Daniel Sedin	10	778	640	0.82
6. Thomas Gradin	8	613	550	0.90
7. Pavel Bure	7	428	478	1.12
8. Toni Tanti	8	531	470	0.89
9. Todd Bertuzzi	8	518	449	0.87
10. Don Lever	8	593	407	0.69

PLAYER	SEASONS PLAYED	GAMES PLAYED	GAME WINNERS
1. Daniel Sedin	10	778	53
2. Markus Naslund	12	884	49
3. Trevor Linden	16	1140	33
4. Pavel Bure	7	428	32
5. Brendan Morrison	8	543	30
6. Tony Tanti	8	531	29
7. Thomas Gradin	8	613	26
8. Henrik Sedin	10	801	25
14. Ryan Kesler	7	475	18
17. Sami Salo	8	488	17

Stat	Forwards	Defense
Points	H. Sedin (72)	Edler (45)
Goals	D. Sedin (30)	Edler (11)
Assists	H. Sedin (59)	Edler (34)
Shots	D. Sedin (229)	Edler (212)
Hits	Lapierre (217)	Bieksa (148)
Blocked Shots	Kesler (56)	Edler (120)
ES TOI/G	D. Sedin (14.46)	Bieksa (18.22)
PP TOI/G	D. Sedin (3.21)	Edler (3.25)
PK TOI/G	Malhotra (2.42)	Hamhuis (2.88)
Corsi Rel QoC	Pahlsson (1.008)	Bieksa (0.875)
Zone Starts (OPCT)	D. Sedin (80%) Malhotra (12%)	Edler (58%) Alberts (40%)

PLAYER	SEASONS PLAYED	GAMES PLAYED	WINS
1. Kirk McLean	11	516	211
2. Roberto Luongo	5	325	188
3. Richard Brodeur	8	377	126
4. Dan Cloutier	5	208	109
5. Gary Smith	3	189	72

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