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Coyotes At Canucks Game Preview: No Money

COYOTES
CANUCKS

AT

Time Fri. 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pac, FS-A Plus
Season Series 2-1 Canucks
Last Meeting
4-3 Canucks (Mar.08/11)
The Enemy
Five For Howling  
Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 38-54-92 Yandle: 11-46-57
Coyotes
Category   Canucks
37-23-11 Season Record 47-16-9
5th
Conference Position 1st
Won 3
Streak Won 7
20-12-5
< Road Record / Home Record >
25-7-5
4-4-2
Last 10 8-2-0
+3
Goals For / Against +/- +68
2.84 (8)
Goals Per Game 3.24 (1)
2.80 (17)
Goals Against Per Game 2.28 (1)
1.15 (5)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.25 (2)
16.1 (24)
Power Play %
25.3 (1)
77.8 (27)
Penalty Kill %
86.4 (2)
30.7 (17)
Shots Per Game 31.8 (9)
32.5 (27)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.2 (15) 
70.3 (14)
Winning % When Scoring First 82.2  (2)
72.7 (17)
Winning % When Leading After 1 90.9 (3) 
38.1 (3)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 21.4 (17)
87.5 (12)
Winning % When Leading After 2 91.7 (8) 
1622 (12)
Hits 1613 (13) 
875 (27)
Blocked Shots
962 (21)
51.2 (9)
Faceoffs % 55.2 (1)
10.7 (8)
PIM's Per Game Average
11.2 (12) 
NHL.com

The stats above do not include the Coyotes' game vs the Oilers tonight.

All the good news about the Canucks clinching the Division title was quickly squelched with the news that Manny Malhotra had an eye injury and that it was serious. And so it is the topic of the day, and rightfully so. Money Malhotra could be lost for the season or for several weeks. No one knows for sure. We just hope primarily that he'll keep his vision in that eye. But to be honest, I am hoping he can make it back as soon as possible. Losing Money Mo sucks. His faceoff and defensive prowess is going to be sorely missed. HOWEVER, this is the beauty of an organization with a massive lead on all comers and with all this depth. A window of opportunity is created. And if you're like me, you look at someone like Chris Higgins, who has been impressive so far, to get more minutes and be even more effective. You know, to show us what he's got. Maxim Lapierre can handle a lot more than 4th line minutes as well.

Star-divide

Alain Vigneault said today that he not sure what to do about the hole at 3rd line center yet. Didn't Higgins play center in the past? Only a little it seems. In 2008-09 he took 57 draws in 57 games and won 50.9% of them. That's about as good as it got for him at the dot. Maxim Lapierre is the most natural fit on the current roster for that 3rd line center spot. But then Vigneault had Mason Raymond practicing there on Thursday. Maybe he knows something we don't. Raymond has taken 31 draws this season and only won 35.5% of them.

Aside from the faceoffs, I've seen great checking abilities from both Lapierre and Higgins. I'm not worried about that at all. It's just that another terrific quality about Malhotra was his great leadership on the team. That is hard to replace, even though the Canucks have a lot of leadership in the room. Great guy. Hope he is well.

So..trying to stay positive. 

The Coyotes are rolling. The last game they lost was against the Canucks on March 8. They are 3-0 since and look to dispose of Edmonton tonight.

-Is this the first time New Westminister native Kyle Turris gets to play in front of family and friends? I think so.

PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 53 3171 33 13 118 2.23 1567 1449 .925 3


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Jason LaBarbera 16 823 6 6 47 3.43 482 435 .902 2

 

COYOTES KILLERS:

-Daniel Sedin: 4 assists 3 games vs Phoenix this season

-Dan Hamhuis and Ryan Kesler: 2 goals and 1 assist in 3 games

-Mason Raymond and Henrik Sedin: 1 goal and 2 assists in 2 games

-Mikael Samuelsson: 3 assists in 3 games

CANUCKS KILLERS:

-Eric Belanger: 1 goal and 2 assists in 3 games vs Van this season. They all happened last game.

WHO'S HOT / COLD


CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin: 6 goals and 7 assists in his last 7!

-Henrik Sedin: 3 goals and 9 assists in his last 7!

-Mikael Samuelsson: 6 assists in his last 6

-Christian Ehrhoff: 7 assists in his last 5 games.

-Ryan Kesler: 2 goals and 4 assists in his last 5


COLD

-Mason Raymond: 2 goals in his last 13

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 15

COYOTES

HOT

-Eric Belanger: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games. Remember how well he played against us last game?

-Shane Doan: 3 goals and 3 assists in his last 4

-Lauri Korpikoski: 2 goals and 1 assists in his last 2

-Ray Whitney and Keith Yandle: 1 goal and 2 assists in their last 3 games.

COLD

-Lee Stempniak: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 15. He scored last game though. And he's streaky. Watch out for him.

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alexander Edler: back

-D Kevin Bieksa: broken foot. He's close to returning

-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist

-D Lee Sweatt: broken foot

-F Tanner Glass: upper body

-F Manny Malhotra: eye. Oh sheeeit

COYOTES

-D Ed Jovocop: orbital bone surgery

-F Martin Hanzal: lower body. May play

-D Kurt Sauer: concussion, has miss entire season

VIDEO

The last meeting: HAMMER TIME!

How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Bloopers (because I can)

GO CANUCKS GO!

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No Money

Mo Problems :(

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamnit

i wanted to make that joke!

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Canucks, Kes gwg.

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks
Kesler

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Dannyboy

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Still riding

The extra 2 points Sean gave you for that last game, eh?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whhaaa

if that’s the case, then I’m not the only one?

Sooo bittuh.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

:(

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double the sad.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 18, 2011 10:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just keep rollin’ fellas.

4-1 Canucks (keep going with it until it cashes!)

Winner winner chicken dinner…Higgins

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by vancitydan on Mar 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks. Burrows.

by marcness52 on Mar 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Tambellini really 0 points in the last 15? I could’ve sworn it would be more like 30 games.

by marcness52 on Mar 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

-D Alexander Edler: back

Damn. I saw that and thought “Sweet he’s back” then I realized that the back was his injury.

by marcness52 on Mar 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

it gets me every time.

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

awe

don’t worry missy, he’ll be back. And just as handsome as before.

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is my mouth watering……

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling PHX is going to fuck us up

but I’ll say 3-2 Nucks, Dank GWG.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

narrowly missed

being a numbskull there pal

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with CC on this one.

BTW, new leader on the Wizard list!

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still

watching you Zandberg.

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, buddy!

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

only thing you’re watching is boobies.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn! how did you know?

Besides, nothing wrong with watching boobies.

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehehe boobies

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer the blonde from the other post….

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....

Alison Brie > all girls in gifs.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

boobies > everything

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A PROPHET

HAS RISEN AMONG US

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you lead us

in our war against the machines and brassieres?

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh goodness

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The brassieres

Its better to hunt them at night.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will accept this burden

and lead us to the promised land

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR VICTORY!

FOR FREEDOM!
FOR BOOBS!

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

to all the women who browse the comments sections here I apologize for the presence of cavemen

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Mrs Zandberg

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You gave some people

Some extra bonus points after that last game!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Yotes

Doanface with the winner

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah. A heretic, this one is.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooo

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 18, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

St Lou is running roughshod over the Kings.
shots are 30-6 after 2 periods and the Blues are up 2-0

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s awesome.

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it’s true

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Phoenix, Yandle

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 17, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooooooo

I must ask sir, is your Cranium very cold?

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesomeness.

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 18, 2011 5:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

use it judiciously

in striking down those who break faith and are known only as the “numbskulls”

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Danny Boy. —> Refuse to be a numbskull despite the great run we had while I was numb-skulling.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 17, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The canucks thank you for your numbskullery

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 4-2

Raymond = gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Mar 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Raymond…haha. Damn he sucks!

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 aoue au. ya ee ae ii oa.

by Passive Voice on Mar 17, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

vncvrcncksrnkslrgmwnnnggl

by Passive Voice on Mar 17, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Sean pretend to not understand what you just said, and keep his lead on you!

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 17, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Sean pretend to not understand what you just said, and keep regain his lead on you!

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 17, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vancouver Canucks Kesler game winning goal.
Problem solved!

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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude

yer vowels fell out

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He left them

In the first post

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What have you been drinking tonight?

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 17, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2

malholtra gwg

oh wait

daniel then…

by Lingyis on Mar 17, 2011 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks dank gwg

by kiyotok on Mar 17, 2011 11:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

Hank

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Mar 18, 2011 1:15 AM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT

BOBBEY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna kick your ass I tell you hwat

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Mar 18, 2011 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT BOBBEY

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FOOLIN’ AROUND WITH THEM VIDYA GAMES

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I had to act fast, so I yelled “LET GO OF MY PURSE” and then I kicked him in the testicles

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Mar 18, 2011 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hyou stop right there!

Im putting you under citzens arrest!

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LUANN!

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

dammit I don't want to be the one to end this!

I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County. I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell out of my hood. She’s my ho now!

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Mar 18, 2011 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sell propane

and propane accussurries

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnmanwhyyougotalkinboutthemgrillsoverthere?

In Lou We Trust/Twitter
I wish there was something I could do. But What?

by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 18, 2011 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised Quick didn't rush the linesman and say it was offside or something....

The fans booed them pretty lustily afterwards…Murray was not happy

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by vancitydan on Mar 18, 2011 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Quick

The new Cloutier?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

just watching that Quick video made me break into hives

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lost because the Canucks are all divers. Duh

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

DUH

WINNING

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear

by mfarough on Mar 18, 2011 5:24 AM PDT reply actions  

In the spirit of third line solidarity
Torres for gwg
3-1 nucks

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 18, 2011 5:35 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

see now if you acted like a numbskull you would have gotten more points!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 18, 2011 6:01 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Yotes

Doan FTW

Just because you guys won’t help me with the standings.

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by stacie7 on Mar 18, 2011 6:03 AM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

Kudos to Stacie

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 18, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This one is spiteful, she is.

And if her predictions actually do come true, we’re fukt this May.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 18, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me or PensFan?

I’m not feeling spiteful. I just speak the truth.

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by stacie7 on Mar 18, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What did you predict?

An early exit for the Canucks?
That would be utterly dreadful.

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 18, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't recall any predictions by me

I would only wish an early exit on the Canucks if they were playing the Hawks and I think everyone on here could understand why I would say that.

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by stacie7 on Mar 18, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m assuming our road to the Stanley Cup will be disrupted by the Hawks at some point, and if Stacie’s predictions are true… she naturally would pick the hawks to win…. which means we’re screwed.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 18, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not good

So no one thinks the Canucks would beat the Hawks during the playoffs?
Doom and gloom for sure.
I prefer to think positively. Positive thoughts!!

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 18, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

This aint last years Hawks team.

And it aint last years Canucks, either.

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by Temujin on Mar 18, 2011 10:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree too

I wouldn’t even make any bold predictions on that one. Notice I said “wish”.

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by stacie7 on Mar 18, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what I said.. I was merely refering to Stacie’s powers of predictions, and what happens if they DO come true.

I think the series would probably go differently this year, although I still don’t want any part of Toews the way he’s playing right now.

It’s also imperative that Malhotra comes back, he anchors that third line and lets Kesler play way more offensively.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 18, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 canucks

dank. PK Sube stole my prediction… it’s the only one i’ve used for like 8 games. Also it earned me a point a few games back i never got credited for. Fuckers. ‘ooo waaah i just had a baby i’m too busy, look at me im the dadberg, oh and i’m mysteriously winning the wizards waaaahhhh’ :P (j/k)

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

WOAA! EL BITTAR!!!! I tally the SPW when I do the game preview. If I ever miss anything I would appreciate someone letting me know because I am human! You jagass!!! And it’s not my fault that I’m such a great oracle!!

/turns sarcasm meter on..too late

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

started reading that and felt bad about my post which was meant in humour, then saw the last line.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fell for that classic joke of his….. ba-zinga.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 18, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1/Danny

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by Bobby Canuck on Mar 18, 2011 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Dank GWG

by Laharl on Mar 18, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

Hornqvist gets away with just a fine for the elbow on Seguin? Really good job with the discipline on head shots NHL

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that doesn’t make sense.

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It.Does.Not.Make.Sense

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by vancitydan on Mar 18, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-3 Jets

Selanne (11), Numinen (1, GWG)
Courtnall (3)

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by Temujin on Mar 18, 2011 9:59 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Are you sure

You’re talking about white “towel” power?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yo Chuck

they moved Adele to The Orpheum. You going?

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by eightyseven on Mar 18, 2011 10:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Adele is coming?

I may have to go…the g/f would be happy

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, siree bob.

May 31st, tickets released tomorrow at 10am.

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by eightyseven on Mar 18, 2011 10:26 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WHAT

YES I’LL BE THERE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

EIGHTYSEVEN

WHERE CAN I FIND THESE TICKETS
TICKETMASTER DOESN’T HAVE THEM

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES THEY DO

ONLINE RELEASE AT 10. And random record stores. I know Red Cat was selling them the first time around.

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by eightyseven on Mar 18, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zulu had 'em too

but I can’t find where Ticketmaster is selling them. I googled “Adele Orpheum Vancouver” and a link showed up but ticketmaster says “Sorry, this event no longer exists in our database”.

GAHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll change! Dun worry! They said so!

Or just go to a kiosk!!! YOU HAVE TO COME.

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by eightyseven on Mar 18, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT CHANGED

58.70 EACH HOLLA

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 19, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU GOING

?!?!

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by eightyseven on Mar 20, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I slept in so I missed the tickets :(

Gonna have to get ’em on StubHub or Craigslist for 3x the price.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 20, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 – 0. Lu on the empty netter!

by Wisp on Mar 18, 2011 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Yotes fan here...

Love the pics and comments guys… I wish Five for Howling was this lively. I feel the Yotes matchup well against the Nucks when healthy, except against the twins (nobody matches up well against the twins)… They scare me to death every time they are on the ice. I only like the Yotes chances if they stay out of the box, 10 penalties last night… That would be 4 goals against if it were against the Nucks, but luckily they were against the Hell-less Oilers, and were able to squeak out a victory even after playing so poorly.

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

always nice

to see fans from other teams here (unless they’re trolls of course). :)

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm

with twitch. I like new friends!

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by Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't get how anyone

thinks their team matches up well against hands down the best team in the league. No on has scored more goals and only the Preds have allowed fewer, and just by 1. In terms of goals for per game and goals against per game we are first in both. 5 on 5 gf/ga we are 2nd best in the league and our PP is 1st and our PK is second. So in other words we are the best team on special teams in the league by far and the second best at 5 on 5. Why would anyone think their team matches up well with that?

Plus we are doing all of this without, arguably, our top 2 D men. Or at least 2 of our top 4. When our D get healthy no one wants to play us in the playoffs. No one.

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

could be a relative term. Maybe they match up better against us than against another team, though neither might be “positive” matches from the other side.

That is, if you put any stock in the concept of teams “matching up” against each other.

by NS_Cix on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

In terms of stats, the Coyotes do not have the greatest line… They are only a +5 on the year, have been outshot, and have struggled on the PP and PK… However, that doesn’t tell you the entire story. In terms of “matching up”, 5-5 I think the Yotes can skate with anyone dues to their depth and chemistry, but when the ice opens up for the opposing team such as in OT and on PPs, I think this is where the Yotes struggle. Open ice is such an advantage to teams with talent like the Sedins and Kesler. The Yotes have a wealth of talent, as each line can contribute on any given night, but they lack the upper tier talent like Vancouver and San Jose. The Coyotes by and large are a product of hustle and their system, not individual talent. They really need to stay out of the box and decide games in regulation. In a generic way of thinking, speed dictates play in OT while systems dictate pace during regulation.

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

looking at statistics is much different than matchups...

Have you watched the season series? Aside form the blowout loss that we Coyotes fans have long since forgotten, the series is 2-1 in favor of the Nucks, and the other loss came in OT… The two non-blowout games were competitive and could’ve been had by either team. But yes, like I metioned, the Yotes need to stay out of the box to even stand a chance, and no, we do not want to play the Nucks in the playoffs…

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK so where do you match up well?

You have D men that can stop the Sedins? You have a physical team that stays out of the box? Even if the game is played 5 on 5 the Canucks are better. Do you have a dominant shut down line? Do you have a second line that can compete with Kesler 5 on 5? Is your goal tender better? What about the Yotes matches up well with the best team in the league?

The season series part is laughable as well. Take out the blow out and claim the other games could have gone either way. But they didn’t.

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow section

ease up man… frankly the other games were pretty close. I don’t think Gildo is saying they’re a better team, just that they’re competitive…which they are.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you...

not sure what I said that ruffled so many feathers but was pointing out that the game should be competitive if the its played like the 2 non-blowout games…

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

nothing

he’s just our chief curmudgeon. :)

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

welcome, Gildo!
I like the way the Yotes can play with some structure. The game we saw live against Phoenix was a 3-2 loss and the Canucks didn’t even show up.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the Dogs played well also, defensively. Just that some anus named Pyatt scored twice!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said they match up well against us

but they don’t. I hear this from fans of the Ducks, Flames, Hawks etc etc etc. No team matches up well against us. The Avs game the other day was close. Do the Avs match up well against us? What about the Yotes matches up well against the Canucks? Their PK is one of the worst in the league. Our PP is the best. Their PP is 23rd. Our PK is 2nd. Our goalies have better stats than Brzgalov. I guess I just don’t get why someone would think their team matches up well against us. 2 close games and a blow out in the regular season doesn’t show that they match up well.

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i don’t disagree with your prognosis, just with u going all aggro on the guy. of course, dunno why i’m defending him either… :P

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

again, stats don't give you the whole picture...

looking solely at stats, the Yotes should be no better than a .500 team, but they are not. I like the Yotes chances 5-5, they have 4 solid lines that can contribute. Are they top-tier lines like the Sedin line? No, but that doesn’t mean much. “Match-up” is not a relative term like it would be in a boxing match. I think you are reading way too deep into that phrase. If the Yotes were to win tonight, the season series would be tied. Does that mean I think they are equals in terms of talent? no. This is even the second night of a b2b road game, so I think the chiops are stacked in favor of the Canucks, but that doesn’t mean I am going to throw in the cards. I think Bryz can be a game-changer when he’s on the top of his game, and he’s been really solid in the current winning streak. The Yotes have guys contributing that wouldn’t have even made it in the scouting report last year, so anything can happen…

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You still haven't

explained in what way you think the Yotes “match up well” (your term) against the Canucks. The season series has nothing to do with how well a team matches up with another team. What about your D matches up well with our forwards? What does your PP do that matches up well against our PK? What does your PK do that matches up well against our potent PP? Why is Ilya more of a game changer than Luongo who has better stats? Which one of your lines matches up well with the Sedins and why?

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and Twitchy

I didn’t dive in and tell you to “ease up” when you were freaking out yesterday on the Malhotra thread.

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's cuz

u agreed with me. :P

And frankly, I didn’t needlessly body slam a new poster, I voiced my opposing viewpoint and opinion with a couple regulars who are aware of my comment style enough to know I can voice my opinions in a strong way.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyways

sorry for interfering, I just didn’t feel it was necessary to jump on a visitor like that; I don’t mean to cast moral judgement on your response to him.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if someone is new

we have to let them drop some BS and get away with it? I am not going to baby someone just cause they are new.

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh...no section

we don’t. Sometimes you can disagree or question a response without attacking though. Again, sorry, wasn’t looking to start an argument or debate with you.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In what way was this an attack??????????
I just don’t get how anyone thinks their team matches up well against hands down the best team in the league. No on has scored more goals and only the Preds have allowed fewer, and just by 1. In terms of goals for per game and goals against per game we are first in both. 5 on 5 gf/ga we are 2nd best in the league and our PP is 1st and our PK is second. So in other words we are the best team on special teams in the league by far and the second best at 5 on 5. Why would anyone think their team matches up well with that?

Plus we are doing all of this without, arguably, our top 2 D men. Or at least 2 of our top 4. When our D get healthy no one wants to play us in the playoffs. No one.

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by Section 312 on Mar 18, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry man

i’m a little punchy today; guess i read too much into it.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS?

come on… I’ll quote stats for you if it makes you feel better. The Yotes held the Sedin’s scoreless in the first game, win. They held them to one point, blowout loss. they “held” them to 6 points, OTL. If you want a reason why I think they matchup well, its because Bryz is a stud, they have 4 solid lines, the defense pairings have finally meshed (Jovo-less, two new additions, one call-up), and Tippett is an excellent coach that has made a less talented team than many, very competitive. In a skills competition, the Canucks win, no contest. I think the Coyotes style of play is what creates issues as far as “matching up”, not player to player. The Canucks have scored one PP goal against the Coyotes this year, and have allowed one themselves, so the body of work over the seson doesn’t translate necessarily to these teams. I think the Yotes can matchup against anyone, while you believe that nobody matches up against the Canucks. Differing opinions, and differing ways of viewing the game. I am done, sorry for stirring up this bag of emotion for you, I was not intending to come here and start an argument, simply wanted to say that I hope its a good, clean, COMPETITIVE game (meaning I hope they match up well against one another).

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should swing by during the game Gildo.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because if you’re losing, our posters will be much nicer.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 18, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We’re the epitome of calm.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

*when winning.

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by ShiftySC on Mar 18, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

*unless your name is CC

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

*CC freaks out regardless of the outcome of the game

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 18, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is a nut case!

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by cyxj on Mar 18, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely crazy

Its too bad he’s superbly awesome

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 19, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

not a troll...

To the contrary, I actually am praying that the Yotes finish off strong so I do not have to come here at all during the first round of the playoffs:) I’d hate to have a 7 game series (well it would end in 5 or 6) against this team. I think the Yotes are going to be tough for any team come playoff time, especially if Jovo gets healthy enough to play… The D are starting to look comfortable with each other and the addition of Jovo would solidify that spot and be tough for teams to get rolling… Who would you guys like to see matched up against the Nucks come playoff time?

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Will tell you “anyone”, which is probably true. I hesitate to put this out there, because if the unthinkable happens it can come back to bite you in the ass, but I would love to see Calgary in particular because I think we’d just wipe the floor with them.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

to me

the thought of them not even making the dance is sweeter than having them pummelled in a sweep. I want to see them stay close and then just plain not make it at the end.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

the unthinkable is why I don't make playoff predictions

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by stacie7 on Mar 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, didn't mean to imply

that you are a troll, not by any sense of the word. Also, I like the yotes and wish that someone would be smart enough to build them an arena in scottsdale or phoenix instead of buttfuck nowhere so u can get enough fans to actually keep the team.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't think you implied that at all...

I’m not here to start arguments or anything, just talk hockey… Its sometimes nice to hear from the other side…

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you, somewhat. We almost always get played tough by the Coyotes, and Bryz can single-handedly keep teams in game all by himself. They’ve got some scoring depth, and are by-and-by fairly consistent.

But, playing LaBarbera tonight doesn’t bode well for you guys.

Then again, how many times have we said something similar to that, only to find us struggling against the opposition’s backup?

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 18, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

i didn’t see that they are starting Barbs… Well, hopefully he has a solid outing, they’ll need him to be a wall…

by Gildo on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

Hansen FTW.

Sidenote: While I think we’d beat Chicago in a series (any team could win a one-off game), I will wish them a single victory, to be used in a game of my choosing, due to the kindness of the Duty Free guy working the other day who sold me a 200 ml Johnnie Walker Blue Label for $9 (That is a very good price, it goes for $240 at the BCL shake fist at lousy BCL pricing) He was from Chicago, and we got to talking hockey some. He said he’d cheer for the Canucks if (once) the Blackhawks were gone; I will reciprocate in this way.

by NS_Cix on Mar 18, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2

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by SteveNux on Mar 18, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

so
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lapierre to centre third line tonight with raffi torries and jannik hansen, moving Mason Raymond to the 4th line with Tambellini and Oresk

thoughts: Get Lapierre to turn his pest on. Get the opposition to take penalties. March out power play.

Still worried for Manny so bad even being able to play again, but I think our depth and leadership can over come his absence. :(

by Wisp on Mar 18, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Higgins!!! Woo!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still worried for Manny so bad even being able to play again, but I think our depth and leadership can over come his absence. :(

Agreed. Our 3rd and 4th lines were looking so strong. Better than the top two with momentum changing hard working shifts. Hopefully that keeps going, but Manny was a big part of it. We have depth in all positions, so we will manage… but he will be missed. Hopefully he has super healing powers and comes back soon and with the vengeance of an angry pirate!

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by SteveNux on Mar 18, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Tambo described Manny

“He’s such a good person just in general and to see that happen to such a good guy was difficult,” Tambellini said. "He’s been so instrumental in our room. I really don’t think people appreciate or understand how much he means to this team.

Read more: http://www.theprovince.com/health/Canucks+unsure+about+emotional+Malhotra+return/4467262/story.html#ixzz1GzqgSuGX

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 18, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of guys are saying that

I’ve been a big fan of Manny since he’s got here, and I think we are somewhat undervaluing the leadership he brings to the room. The guys have sounded pretty bummed about it, hopefully they can win this one, and many more, for Manny

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second time this season I can watch the Canucks live on TV here :)

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by andrew21nz on Mar 18, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Your son

Also not liking Raymond anymore?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 18, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working tonight :(

Go on without me!

Enjoy watching KesLord scoring the winner in a 3-2 Nooks victory, while I toil away at work.

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by kesrows on Mar 18, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

You Poor Thing! LOL

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 18, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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