Avalanche At Canucks Game Preview: Avalanche Indeed

	GP	MIN	W	L	EGA	GA	GAA	SA	SV	SV%	SO
2010 - Cory Schneider	20	1129	13	3		42	2.23	575	533	.927	1

	GP	MIN	W	L	EGA	GA	GAA	SA	SV	SV%	SO
2010 - Brian Elliott	48	2566	13	23		142	3.32	1307	1165	.891	3

4-1 Canucks, Kesler!

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 15, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Ohhhh mannn...you bastard!

I had that in mind after careful consideration of the always excellent game breakdown by Sean.

I swear. Was hoping to get past you…came up fast!

Nonetheless, it will have to be another game… ;-/

4-1 Canooks, the Interview Bomber Guy will get the game winning goal, again.

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by vancitydan on Mar 15, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Hah!

We seem to have a recent penchant for picking identical scores.

Just means we can both be wrong, I’d imagine!

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 15, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

We're both near the top

Smug preening bastards probably think EVERYBODY will pick 4-1 now….

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by vancitydan on Mar 15, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh man

I forgot we’re facing Elliot.
And we’re only 15-2-2 against the NW. Unless you were trying to be coy there…

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

6-1 Nucks

Hammer GWG (Asked the girlfriend for the prediction, she better hope she gets it right or she ain’t getting it in!)

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Haha!

she ain’t getting it in

I tried a strategy similar to this once. It just ended with me apologizing for everything I could think of.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 15, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Not to mention she didn’t seem to notice and didn’t get why I had been acting weird for a week ending with me apologizing for things she wasn’t even upset about anymore. Groveling, not attractive.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 15, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

oops!

haha

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Necessary though on occasion!

We don’t understand women anyhow though ;-)

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by vancitydan on Mar 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

admitting it is the first step

We don’t understand women anyhow though

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions

funny ha ha....

Guy was walking along the beach at tofino, and he finds this lamp washed up on the shore. "Cool", he thinks, and gives it a rub to clean it off. Out pop’s this genie. "Blah, blah blah, I’m a Genie, but you only get 1 wish, I’m sick of this wish crap." says the Genie. The guy thinks for abit and replies, " Well I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but im scared to death of flying and I get extremely seasick, so I want you to build me a bridge from Vancouver Island to Hawaii." " Woah Woah Woah!" replies the Genie, " do you have any idea the logistics and the engineering involved in building a bridge that size? It’s Impossible! Sorry, pick another wish." "Well," the guy says, " I’ve always wanted to understand women, what they’re thinking, what motivates them, what they really want. You know really know what makes them tick." "So," the Genie replies, " You want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?".

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by mfarough on Mar 16, 2011 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Haha…

I was just watching What Women Want, but the Chinese remake of that. I always wondered what it’d be like to be able to hear what women thought. That’s a pretty cool superpower right there.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Goddamnit

I’ve gotta play this one cool.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck the Avalanche, send them back to Quebec

We’re 20 minutes away from clinching the division – 1/2 way through March!

"We are all Hamhuis"

by Twin Terror on Mar 15, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Nope.

If we lost every game from here on and Minny won every game remaining, they’d tie us in points and win the tiebreaker. We still need one more point or a Minnesota loss to clinch the division.

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 15, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

You’re right, I sit corrected.

I was watching Calgary and overlooked the Wildebeest.

"We are all Hamhuis"

by Twin Terror on Mar 15, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck that, we’ve already clinched.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

5-2 canucks

dank 4 pts

by Tina Poole on Mar 15, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

5-2 Nucks

Pezler winner

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

5-3 dank winner

Under notable injuries you listed the team as the Wild. Not that it matters.

by ignorantfan on Mar 15, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

I copy/paste the template over from the previous game preview :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

5-1 Canucks, Burrows gwg.

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by missy on Mar 15, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Well the Flames aren’t going to take this lying down, it seems. Scored 2 goals to bring trail by only one, again.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

I think it’s only fair to point out most teams have feasted on the NW this year. Can’t remember the last time this division sucked so much ass.

By pure coincidence, I am currently watching the Flames impending demise as I post this. If I lived in Nanavut and my heater died, this shit would keep me warm all winter.

4-2 Canooks. Dank FTW!

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by kesrows on Mar 15, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t think since the current divisional format’s been introduced that the NW has ever sucked this much.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

The last time this division sucked I think we were part of the problem.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Mar 15, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Another day, another blindside head shot.

That went unpenalized
http://www.twitvid.com/RTSLC

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

It’s a Bruin! CONSPIRACY!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Damn it Greg! Tell your friends I can’t keep doing this, they’re getting suspicious!

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha, just joking, I can do whatever the fuck I want.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

You guys wanna do some shots and watch Patches get his neck broke by Zee? Yeah? Alright, lets do this. Now where the hell is Gary with those drinks? GAAAAAAARY! GAAAAAAARY! WHERE ARE THOSE DRINKS?! AND THE MEATLOAF, BRING THE MEATLOAF!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Greg could get caught humping Bettman’s secretary like a bad dog at a dinner party (on Bettman’s desk) and still get away with it.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Mar 15, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Greg could get caught humping Bettman’s ~~secretary~~ wife like a bad dog at a dinner party (on Bettman’s desk) and still get away with it.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I say Colin Campbell should step down if he doesn’t suspend that hit. Obviously he’s letting the bias of his son playing for the team interfere with making a rational decision.

by marcness52 on Mar 15, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought Mike Murphy takes care of the incidences where the Bruins are involved? Not that that’s any better, but I figure they’ll still be friends even if Campbell steps down.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep

Murphy deals with the Bruins.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m pretty sure a penalty will be handed out

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Avery too

Here.

That did not take very long…..He did get 2 minutes

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by vancitydan on Mar 15, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

max

one game. Probably a “hockey play”

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by Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Check out the Stars vs Sharks game
2 elbows by Murray, 1 by the fucking Heatley

by Chocolate on Mar 16, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Oooo! I love elbows!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions

hahahaha

I’d forgotten about Macho’s cocky pins!

by jwolf0 on Mar 16, 2011 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Don't forget The People's Elbow!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions

i never understood

why the people
needed a collective elbow

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions

me neither. I hated the move. But it sure got the fans going. Macho was the best though. My fave as a kid.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions

If you didn't understand that

then you weren’t one of the “people” in the people’s elbow.

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by Section 312 on Mar 16, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

definitely wasn’t one of the “people”. I was big into HHH, HBK and Stone Cold

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions

The Rock can cut an intro like nobody’s business. He still got it with the one he did recently to announce he’s hosting Wrestlemania.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

What a waste

of perfectly good sunglasses.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 16, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Kids these days

Not even a thought about the environment

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Random

But I love the little slide he does right before dropping the elbow

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions

That's what makes it my favorite People's Elbow ever

by jwolf0 on Mar 16, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

1 Elbow by Murray. The first play on Erikson, they were both reaching for the puck and Erikson just ran into him. Not really Murray’s fault. The other hit was indefensible though. Langenbrunner also nailed Wallin square in the numbers head first into the boards. No call and it led to the Stars first goal.

by marcness52 on Mar 16, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions

5-3 Canucks
Daniel

I forgot to mention that I laugh at the Avs’ current failure. After all those years of them buying stacked rosters and dominating I have no sympathy whatsoever

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

Their demise utterly confuses me. Has the only difference been the goaltending?

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by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

A lot of injuries too

And probably playing way above their heads last year

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Anderson took them somewhere they didn’t belong to be last year.

Oh well. They traded him for Elliott. That should make things much better.

/snicker

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by kesrows on Mar 15, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ve heard from a pretty reliable source that Anderson didn’t get along with Sacco and that he’s not the only one.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 15, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s not good. 1-19-2 or whatever speaks pretty apparently to that

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Not to mention

a 1.80 gaa average in 10 games with the Sens. Compared to 3.28 in the 33 games with the Avs. Although I think he let in 4 tonight so that might go up a bit by tomorrow.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 15, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Good god

I could see that happening.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

5-1 Canucks. Burrows.

by marcness52 on Mar 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

Christian Ehrhoff: 7 assists in his last 4 games. New career high in points for him. Too bad he’s mistake-prone.

You put him on the Hot list then you had to add that last little bit. Ouch. That’s cold, man.

by marcness52 on Mar 15, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

why yes it is! and it’s deserved!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Truth hurts.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions

i agree

cold

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I shook my head at that, too.

by Canuckle Head on Mar 15, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions

well you guys can tolerate mediocrity all you want

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions

we post here, don't we?

hahahah, I kid, this place is great.

by Wisp on Mar 16, 2011 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions

BURN!

haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions

HEY STFU ZOIDBERG!!!!1

CHRISTIAN IS A MANLY MAN WHOSE GAWT MANLY LOOKS AND IS A WONDURFEL FATHER WHO BRINGS HIS BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TO DA SKILLZ COMPETITIONS!!!!!1 THEREFORE HES TEH BESTEST CANUCK EVER!!!1 HEZ GOT TEH MAD SKILLZ!!!!1
CHRISTIAN FOR THE HART ART ROSS VEZINA JENNINGS NORRIS LADY BYNG PEARSON KING CLANCY MASTERTON AND ROCKET RICHARD TROPHIES!!!!1 IF HE DOESNT WIN TEHM ALL ITS BIAS!!!!!!1

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions

PS

IM LIKE 10 FEET TALL AND REALLY HAWT TOO SO THERE!!!!!!11

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions

ALSO

THE DOCTORS SAID I’M ALLOWED TO BE BACK IN PUBLIC!

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Get back to me when he is a huge negative factor in a playoff game loss. A random judgement of him: he’s padding his stats for a pay raise but really needs to focus more on his defensive game

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions

I hope you saw

what I did there.

I agree. His defensive game really needs to be worked on. Someone needs to sit him down and tell him that “two way” does not mean “abandon your defensive game at the expense of your position all the time”

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Then again, I’m pretty sure no one gave him the 2-way Dman label.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions

He was always acknowledged as an Offensive Dman….

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions

true

but he shouldn’t even be classified as a defenceman if that is the case. More like a 4th forward.

Besides, his role is defence. He needs to take care of his kitchen before he tries to go cooking in someone else’s!

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Did you know....

Errorhoff is ranked 2nd for the Norris on espn.com.

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by westy99 on Mar 16, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Jesus Christ

ESPN is smoking crack. Liddy is winning it for sure.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha, I commented on twitter recently too. No way is Ehrhoff deserving of a Norris trophy.

He’s an UFA right? I say you make a pitch, and if he gets anywhere above 4.5, let him walk.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions

my norris finalists would be

Lidstrom
Weber
Yandle

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

and liddy

obvious winner

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Not Rome???

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions

ROME!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions

There’s no way he’s staying in Vancouver next year. I wouldn’t pay him more than 3.5 but he’d probably make way more on the open market. He’s not really worth it, imo.

by marcness52 on Mar 16, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd happily give him up to $4.5M.

And I think we will. Ehrhoff and Edler do a hell of a lot to facilitate the offensive success of our top two lines. When healthy, they were working beautifully together, as were Bieksa and Hamhuis in a shut down role with our third line. Throw in Ballard and Tanev – who have obvious chemistry – as your third pairing, with Rome at 7 and Sauve, Connaughton, Sweatt filling in from the farm, and we’re in business. The X factor, for me, is whether Salo will play for $2.5M or less. We all know better than to count on a regular contribution from him over 82 and playoffs, though. His GP are almost a bonus.

by Canuckle Head on Mar 16, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Guys don’t just take pay cuts unless they were absolutely horrible. There’s no way Salo makes less next year. I think it’s going to come down to do we want Ehrhoff or Bieksa. Right now, I’d much rather have Bieksa.

by marcness52 on Mar 16, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s not true. In Salo’s case, I can see him taking a pay cut. How many games can he play for a team next year? He might not want to, but I can definitely see him making less than this contract.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Why do we have to choose

between the two? Both guys will likely be in the $4-4.5M range. Depending on where the cap ends up, we should have something like $14M to spend. If you spend $9M of that on two top-four blueliners, you’ve got $5M left to sign your bottom five forwards. That’s what I’d like to see them do, anyway. How do you think they should spend $14M on two defensemen and five forwards?

by Canuckle Head on Mar 16, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

We have some pretty decent defensive prospects, as we’ve seen this year. Tanev can play bottom 6 minutes next year.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 16, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions

you mean

just like this year :p

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

hahaha

Truth

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Are bottom 6 minutes much different from top 6 minutes?

:P

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by cyxj on Mar 16, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I agree with you just thought it was a bit odd to put him on the Hot list then add a zinger.

by marcness52 on Mar 16, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions

well point-wise he is hot. But his defensive play is leaving something to be desired. I’ll throw jabs out there occasionally. Like I did Malhotra weeks ago when his offence had dried up like the Sahara. I didn’t get much love then either. But I don’t care. See, I have the pen. I have the conch. :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions

4-1 Canucks, Son of Sam GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 15, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

Flames lost in regulation

Meaning all Vancouver needs out of this game is a point to take the NW and the playoff spot along with it.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

1 point against the AVs on their second game of roadtrip back-to-backs? I remain skeptical.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

..

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Great

Now we’re going to go and get blown out and we’re all going to look like idiots

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 15, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Except me, damn it! I will forever sit on this fence until someone pushes me!

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

You question the hippo??

You sadist.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

He looks skeptical

and smug at the same time. I’m a hippo and you’re not…. lol

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by vancitydan on Mar 15, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

And I can crush any other animal on this whole continent. What now?

Yeah, I’d be smug too.

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by nucklord on Mar 16, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions

i do like

that hippo
i want to hang out with him

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Are you mad!?

Don’t you know that the Hippo kills more people then any other animal in Africa?

by Canuckelhead on Mar 16, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

not that guy

he’s cool

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, you're right

He does look pretty cool. I just kind freaked out and generalized there.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 16, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions

He's very skeptical

Of you though

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

He could be thinking

Hrm I bet that guy would look great with fava beans and a nice chianti

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by mfarough on Mar 16, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

7-1 Canucks

Daniel Smugdin with the GWG

by seedvt on Mar 15, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

sorry guys, family first

5-0 Avalanche. All goals scored by Olver.

by Wisp on Mar 15, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

your diencephalon, is it feeling numb?

by seedvt on Mar 15, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

no, but my heart is split in two directions.

My cousin is playing for the avs tomorrow.

still not sure whether I’m going to wear my henrik jersey to the game tomorrow or not.

by Wisp on Mar 15, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

your cousin should understand that you want to wear a superior jersey!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

You’re allowed to wear his jersey, but that’s it.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 15, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Congrats to your cousin!

It’s impressive he’s made it as far as he has. Maybe some day he’ll get to play for an NHL team!

by Bandolier on Mar 15, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions

bazinga

by raincity on Mar 15, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions

oh snap

I want to laugh so hard, but I’d feel bad.

Poor Avs. Remember when them and the Nucks were engaged in this game of chicken for the division earlier this season, and we were wondering who would blink first? YEAH.

But it’s because of their nose dive in the standings he’s getting the chance to play.

by Wisp on Mar 16, 2011 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions

predicting the Canucks won't score

is predicated on them playing a team which actually knows how to play defence and who actually has a goalie who would be considered at least a backup on any other NHL team. If you are going to pick the Avs as a hungry team picking themselves up for a big divisional statement game, at least say like 5 – 3 or something lol…

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by Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions

the true colors came out. 5-0! Dear god! What if it happens??
I’ll kill ’im!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions

NUMBSKULL!!!!

feel like i haven’t had to say that in a while…
it feels…
good

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions

4-2 Nucks

Dank GWG
The Av’s are living up to their name. Falling down that mountain fast.

So I'm picking up the pieces, now where to begin. The hardest part of ending is starting again.

by spriteofice on Mar 15, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

BOOM

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions

ROASTED

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by cyxj on Mar 16, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

5-2 canucks

Dank

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 15, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions

4 - 2 Canucks

Oh Danny Boy!

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by Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions

5-1 Canucks, Burrows

by andrew21nz on Mar 15, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

4-2 DANIEL

IS NATE DOGG REALLY DEAD?!?!? :(:(:(:(:(((((((((

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by eightyseven on Mar 15, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions

He had a big stroke a while ago didn't he?

Not sure if he died today.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s had 2 strokes in the past few years, but haven’t heard how he passed.

by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 16, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions

What?! I haven’t heard much of his stuff. Just a few songs that he did with Em and 50.

by marcness52 on Mar 15, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions

But what I have heard, I’ve liked.

by marcness52 on Mar 15, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions

His solo stuff is pretty solid.

Such a great, smooth voice.

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by cyxj on Mar 16, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

ZONA

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs

what the?? Who made this?

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Presence of Herp Derp

= Chuck or favour for Chuck

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by eightyseven on Mar 15, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope

Mr. Static made it.

Although I use herp and derp derisively a lot.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 15, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions

So funny!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 15, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions

who's

mr. static?

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions

He posted it

on your Zona fanpost.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Technically

It’s Dr.Static.
Either way, I did it.

by Dr. Static on Mar 16, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions

My mistake

DR. STATIC IS A GOD AMONG MEN

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions

well done

well done
well done
well done
WELL DONE

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions

You didn't go to static

medical school to be called mister thank you very much.

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by Section 312 on Mar 16, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions

austin powers references

always welcome

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

I've used that line

So often.

by Dr. Static on Mar 16, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions

chuck:

let’s get married
because
i am in love

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Im flattered brah

but I like wimminz.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions

good god

it’s a full on circle jerk.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions

this really does

need to become a twitter and overall internet meme…although i get the feeling zona still wouldn’t get it.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions

I tweeted it

to Zona.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions

...

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

After a 15 min evaluation by the vet

Where the dog just sat there and licked his butt it has been determined that he indeed does have a concussion and will not return to the game.

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions

unfortunately

it was the cat’s vet, and there was then a riot in montreal followed by a police investigation into the cat.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

You really enjoy

taking credit for my work, eh Chuckles?

Naw jk. The more it gets tweeted to him the less he can ignore it.

by Dr. Static on Mar 16, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions

hehehe

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions

5-2 Nucks

Dank GWG, and perhaps Higgins gets his first goal?

by raincity on Mar 15, 2011 11:17 PM PDT reply actions

6-2 canucks

A to the Mo-F-ing B

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 15, 2011 11:41 PM PDT reply actions

6-3 Canucks, Dank GWG

by Laharl on Mar 15, 2011 11:44 PM PDT reply actions

4-1 Nucks

Kesler GWG (I think I’ve picked him for 5 or 6 games already)

by Chocolate on Mar 16, 2011 12:10 AM PDT reply actions

5-2 Nucks

Keslurker FTW

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 1:33 AM PDT reply actions

6-1 Nucks, Burrows

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by PKSube on Mar 16, 2011 1:44 AM PDT reply actions

Canucks 3-0 Higgins gwg

by Pompey Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 2:37 AM PDT reply actions

3-1 Canucks, Kesler

by jwolf0 on Mar 16, 2011 4:53 AM PDT reply actions

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on Mar 16, 2011 5:49 AM PDT reply actions

i've predicted my score above,

and it’s with the nucks winning handily, BUT… I gotta say I have concerns about this game. If history has any sway here, the canucks are just as likely to take the night off against such a talentless bag of shit team as they are to try… I know, I know, this isn’t last years canucks team etc etc, but still… I do have concerns. Ehrhoff may just be a bit to casual, the sedin line may not feel as much need to put on the jets to get back to the defensive zone. If the canucks were to pick any game of the end of the season to take the night off, this would probably be the one, no? Just needed to get that out there.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 6:23 AM PDT reply actions

Those are my fears too

If this was last year, I guarantee they would lose this game. This year, I really think it will be different though

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions

I’m looking way ahead to Detroit already. I really want the Canucks to beat them on Saturday

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions

You mean

On Wednesday?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions

oh wow, yeah, after the 4 day break! OH DAMN! Canuck withdrawal!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions

I really want the Canucks to beat them ~~on Saturday~~ in May.

by marcness52 on Mar 16, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

This.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

YES!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I will give that a +1

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

amen to that!!!

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by missy on Mar 17, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Me too, since I’ll be there live!!

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by cyxj on Mar 16, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

lucky b*stard

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s not all great, I actually have to go into Detroit… ugh

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

5-1 Canucks

Kesler GWG

by KYCanuck on Mar 16, 2011 6:52 AM PDT reply actions

-Peter Mueller: fukt

Very nice. That’s how we feel. But jesus, when you put the injuries in a list like that where the entire offense is maimed, it’s amazing the Avs have even won 20 games.

Out of curiosity, with animosity aside, if the Canucks lost two of their top six forwards for the season and another two of their top six intermittently, do you think they could still be a playoff team?

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by c6hor8 on Mar 16, 2011 7:13 AM PDT reply actions

So are we swapping the injuries from our defense to the forwards then? :)
Seriously though, I think we would be a lot lower, but still in the hunt. It’s been a perfect storm for you guys this year. Injuries to the offense, not so great defense, and really crappy goaltending.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions

I agree with Semi’s take

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions

Semi

is right. Depth is not very good up front (so cannot weather injuries), defence practically non existent to begin with and shoddy/unreliable goaltending.

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions

Plus when you are hurting up front and scoring less, you gotta play better team defence. The Canucks did that in 2007. But then again they had Luongod in net. But the team D was so damn stingy.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions

in 2007 to 2008/09

the Canucks defense was very good, boxing out the shots and letting Lu make lots of saves. But it was also their downfall, as they had this extraordinarily annoying tendency to go up a goal early and then think they could sit on it. I still blame that system for their loss in 09 to the Hawks, where they spent so much time protecting leads, that they had no cushion in case of a mistake. When they made one and Chicago scored, that was it.

In short, commitment to team defense and an offense system are equally as important. I haven’t watched the Avs play enough to judge if they have a good system, but from what I’ve seen, their D coverage is painful and their goaltending has been… um… yeah anyways!

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions

I think

if the canucks lost the sedin twins today we still have some pretty good depth to call up, most notably hodgson and higgins (well, he’d be a move up, not a call up) who could be a pretty strong second line with maybe torres. Burrows on the third with malhotra and hansen and current second line goes to first…we’d be ok. If we lost two more after that then i’d get nervous.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions

We definitely wouldn't be leading the league though

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions

true

also i’d be more concerned to lose any of our heart guys…burrows, kesler, even hansen…those are all guys who would fight a Rancor for a win…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions

If we lost the sedins

you are right, but If we lost, say 2/3 of Burrows, Sammy, Raymond, one Sedin, I think we’d still be going pretty well. There’s enough depth in the organization to cushion losing 2-3 of them for periods of time (5-10 games).

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions

the question is

is our D healthy in this scenario?
because when our D is healthy
and with AV as a coach
we don’t need much in the way of offensive ability from our forwards
we could still compete in most games a la ’06-07

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions

sure, if he’s willing to go back to 2-1 games.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions

well that's the strategy you take

if you lose two 1.5 point-a-game players!

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Yessir!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Canucks 4-1

Dank = gwg

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by Hodge on Mar 16, 2011 7:58 AM PDT reply actions

Hey hey hey

is it a coincidence that the admin here at NM who runs the wizard points tracking is also the leader?

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 8:11 AM PDT reply actions

what is suspicious

is that i never got a point for predicting daniel with gwg last game…THATS suspicious. If i wasn’t utterly outta the race i’d complain about it too!

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions

and

why are you utterly out of the race?

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions

i have

9 pts…i pretty much gotta bat 1.000 to win, and since i’ve reverted to same score and scorer every game, it’s not likely to happen ;)

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions

yeah I didn't want facts

I wanted to start a conspiracy theory. Not helping man.

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions

yeah sorry

i realized that after i posted… i seem to be a bit off today…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Dead God

I think Zandberg has daddy brain. First Edler is blocking shits, now this! :)

4-1 canucks, i’ll say higgins with the winner.

by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 16, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions

now what?

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions

You said dead god in the preview, and I assume you meant dear god? I was just joking anyways, just wanted to say you had baby brain lol.

How is the little one doing? Love the name too, if I didn’t mention it before.

by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 16, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions

ah!!! Shit I missed the dead god thing. Yeah I do have poppa brain. I gotta be more quick with these previews due to baby and work priorities :)
Such is life.
Thanks for the kind words. I like the name too. The little guy is pretty quiet…..for now….I’m bracing myself! haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions

poppa brain

is good brain :)

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions

anyone wanna see a pic of the little guy?

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions

yes please

need to see the cute baby

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions

HERE ya go

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs

awwwwwwwwwwww

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by missy on Mar 16, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions

he is adorable

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions

No Canucks blanket or toque?

For shame!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions

Maybe Pappa's going to let him make up his own mind

He just might want to become a Leafs fan.

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

That WOULD be Dadberg giving him undue influence.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Canucks stuff will come. He will not be a Leaf fan. That’s like playing with Barbies. haha. Doesn’t say much about me now does it :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

It tells me you don’t want him to go through years of suffering. Best dad ever!

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions

haha,well said.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I rec this

because it is evidence of how awesome Sean is!

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions

I rec this because the little one’s lucky enough to get all the good genes from mom! /hides.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

you know it~

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

@Canuckles. Don’t be so kind man. I’ll think you’re up to something. Like, starting to ask for $$ or something :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

mua, ha, ha

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions

Aww

Too cute! Can I have him?

Nobody call the police and say I’m a kidnapper. I will not REALLY take the baby…unless you want me to.

by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 16, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

SEANBERG'S

BABEH

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions

there's our little

LA-Z-BOY!

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions

I’ll rec those too. So funny!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

BABY

babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby

He’s looking smug already.

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by eightyseven on Mar 16, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

real hustler

that one. looking great Dad!

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by nucklord on Mar 16, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions

dude!

he has the same expression as his dad after 3 r and c’s…

j/k, awesome zandad!

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Good looking kid! Well done, fine sir!

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by Jevant on Mar 16, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh! soooooooooooooo cute!!!

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 16, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

dead god, eh?

is today’s pregame brought to us by Friedrich Nietzsche?

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

Nietzsche on Leafs

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Such downers.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 16, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Nietzsche

was a big downer

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions

hehehe

yep thats Freddy.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

5-1 Danny

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by Bobby Canuck on Mar 16, 2011 8:36 AM PDT reply actions

ot

hey who won the phoenix tix??? #smugnation #preening

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions

also

this, just cuz.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions

Good god, you'd think it was obvious:

SportsnetSpec Mark Spector Sports
Many questions on dr’s in-game exam: Pens GM Shero: “What happens if our dr says Ovechkin can’t go back in? How does that go over?”

Um…how would it go over if you put him back in and he ended up sitting out for 2 months with PCS, hrmm? Sorry, but this comment just makes me think shero’s an idiot.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions

like they put Crosby back on the ice after getting checked by a trainer, letting him get nailed by Hedman (wow, talk about ironic name) and then see him sit for two months +

What a tool.

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions

So you guys don't think this is a valid question?

An opposing team’s MD telling you your superstar can’t go back in and play? Cue every conspiracy theory the Habs can come up with. I can see what he is saying on this one.

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions

easy solution, team hires their own doctor to bring along (I thought they did already) or have the doctors hired by the NHL and sent to buildings.

It’s a fair point for most things, but first, this is about a player’s health and there are plenty of easy solutions.

Plus, it’s not like the current system is working that well either.

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Well yeah that would be what I would do too

but that’s not what Shero’s saying. I think that he just wants to make sure the rules are very clear on this one. I mean it’s not like the NHL to have any “grey” areas is it?

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions

i understand the concerns

but it’s still a ridiculously short sighted opinion. If he’s worried about conspiracy, then couch your statement to say that, don’t just say ‘I don’t want to sit our superstar if the doctor says to cuz we might lose the game’…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Personally I would like to see more about what Shero said

Is there an article somewhere or is it just a twitter quote? There could be more to his statement and this is just being taken out of context since we are only getting two sentences.

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions

no, u were right

his comments make more sense when my brain doesn’t translate it as his own player… heh

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Well I feel a little better now

I thought maybe I was missing something. This new rule could just start more of a shitstorm than solve any of the problems. Somehow I just see dirty players going after key players of the opposition to get them out of the game for 15 min. at a time while they are being assessed. Of course player safety is the most important thing here, but man could this get ugly and totally ruin the game.

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions

they make sense

but also they need to be balanced with player safety. The statement would have sounded a lot less stupid if he also suggested a solution to the problem. Instead it sounds like he prefers the status quo, which involves sending Crosby out with a concussion to get nailed by Hedman, which puts Crosby out indefinitely.

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions

I'll say it again

Is there an article to go with this, or more statements we are missing? Do you know Shero didn’t suggest something better? Trust me I’m not a Shero advocate, but I’m also not going to rake him over the coals for a twitter statement that someone quoted on his behalf.

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by stacie7 on Mar 16, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions

true

so I am going on the tweet.

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

oh gosh

comprehension fail on my part! Nm my comment, i take it back. I read Shero as McPhee. Yes, I’m an idiot.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 16, 2011 9:49 AM PDT reply actions

3-0 canucks

Burrows GWG

by splnwezel on Mar 16, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions

3-0 Nucks

Keslord

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by nucklord on Mar 16, 2011 10:10 AM PDT reply actions

5-1 Nucks, Daniel.

No Canuck killer (Hedge-duck) for this one, means it should be a fairly easy game.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 11:00 AM PDT reply actions

oh

he’s out?

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

That’s what it says on the preview… unless Dadberg is lying to us. In that case, worst parent EVAH.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 16, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

oh snap

for the Avs

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by Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks like Bieksa

has figured out how to not get keslerbombed…back to the wall!
http://yfrog.com/gzdw8wj

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 16, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions

MISSY REJOICES

sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
Edler says the rehab is going well and everything is on track. A return sometime AROUND the start of the playoffs is still the goal

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

yay!

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by missy on Mar 16, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions

SALO IS OKAY FOLKS

benkuzma Ben Kuzma
Vigneault: Salo (elbow) good to go against Avalanche. Sauve returned to Moose.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

Everyone

Step back from the ledge!
Salo didn’t have a torn Achilles. It was all cover for him to be rebuilt with titanium bones. Iron Man streak not broken!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

WE REBUILT HIM

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Jann Sauve

touches down YVR to go back to Winnipeg. Oh well, free flyer miles.

Our bionic grandpa’s playing tonight.

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by eightyseven on Mar 16, 2011 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe he’ll get lucky with one of the flight attendants. :D

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by nucklord on Mar 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Sky rockets in flight

Afternoon Delight.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions

4-0 Nucks

Dank….with a tip between his legs and eyes closed.

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by westy99 on Mar 16, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions

I just realized the right bottom part of the Avs "A"

is a hockey puck.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions

WHICH SEAT SHOULD SHE TAKE?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

http://www.google.ca/trends?q=rebecca+black&ctab=0&geo=all&date=mtd&sort=0

by Passive Voice on Mar 16, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahaha

she’s been trending on Twitter for like 3 days straight now.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 16, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions

wtf

the guy in the back seat looks like he has a baby soother in his mouth.

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by nucklord on Mar 16, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

He does!

and that was some cool shit back then. I remember being 16 and toying with the idea of getting myself one I thought it was so cool, instead I chose to drink 40’s also inspired by that movie. Glad I made that choice, the pictures of me at 16, a 6’3 gawky white kid with a soother in his mouth would be more then a tad embarssing at this point. The baggy jeans and baseball caps are bad enough.

by Canuckelhead on Mar 16, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

right on Ice Cube’s dick.

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by nucklord on Mar 16, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Sunday comes after...

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Kingston, Ontario. Or something like that.

by jabraham on Mar 16, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

It's a Monty Python reference...

BTW

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Kingston, Ontario. Or something like that.

by jabraham on Mar 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

UGH

My students were talking about her today. I shook my head back and forth

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Like this?

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Kingston, Ontario. Or something like that.

by jabraham on Mar 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

god damn it, why did Will and Jada have to spawn?

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

“My students” tehe

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by eightyseven on Mar 16, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Well they are!

What should I call them – “the students in the studio I give”? Kinda long winded

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 16, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

….what in the what now?

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by eightyseven on Mar 16, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions

exactly

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 17, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions

Why would you give them a studio?

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by eightyseven on Mar 17, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

3-1 mayray gwg

by beardstache on Mar 16, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions

5-2, Hank ftw

by Nux4Ever on Mar 16, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions

Nice work on your pic last game, btw

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions

TY. I just zigged where everyone else zagged. I was so low in mediocrity, no one would have noticed yet another miss. Like Gretz said, you gotta go where the puck is gonna be.

by Nux4Ever on Mar 16, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

you gave it 110%

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 16, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

5-4 Nucks

I have a feeling Stastny and Liles could jumpstart the Avs — but not enough.

Dank with the winner.

by STONE. on Mar 16, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions

6-2 Canucks

Tambo bumps the slump. You know. Fo’ the kids…

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by Kent Basky on Mar 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions

3--4 Canucks

Dank FTW

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 16, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

4-2, Drizzle-induced chill>high altitude dizziness. Daniel of Sedinshire.

by Passive Voice on Mar 16, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

3-1 Canucks

Ummmmm Higgins. Screw it.

by The Canuck Fan on Mar 16, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

5-1 canucks kesler gwg

by kiyotok on Mar 16, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

4-2 Nooks

AMFB FTW!

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Mar 16, 2011 6:54 PM PDT reply actions

I think it’s only fair to point out most teams have feasted on the NW this year. Can’t remember the last time this division sucked so much ass.

By pure coincidence, I am currently watching the Flames impending demise as I post this. If I lived in Nanavut and my heater died, this shit would keep me warm all winter.

4-2 Canooks. Dank FTW!

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Mar 15, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

What’s this? Cheating???!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 17, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Time	Wed. 7:00 PM PST	TV	Sportsnet Pac, ALT
Season Series	4-1 Canucks	Last Meeting	4-3 Avs (Jan.18/11)
The Enemy	Mile High Hockey, Jibblescribbits, Jerseys and Hockey Love	Scoring Leaders	D. Sedin: 38-52-90 Stastny: 20-33-53

Avalanche	Category	Canucks
26-34-8	Season Record	46-16-9
14th	Conference Position	1st
Lost 4	Streak	Won 6
12-17-4	< Road Record / Home Record >	24-7-5
1-8-1	Last 10	8-2-0
-48	Goals For / Against +/-	+66
2.76 (14)	Goals Per Game	3.22 (3)
3.50 (30)	Goals Against Per Game	2.28 (2)
0.90 (24)	5 On 5 GF/GA	1.24 (2)
18.2 (11)	Power Play %	25.4 (1)
77.0 (29)	Penalty Kill %	86.7 (2)
29.7 (19)	Shots Per Game	31.7 (10)
31.6 (21)	Shots Against Per Game	30.2 (14)
57.1 (28)	Winning % When Scoring First	82.2 (2)
75.0 (15)	Winning % When Leading After 1	90.9 (4)
12.9 (27)	Winning % When Trailing After 1	15.4 (24)
100 (1)	Winning % When Leading After 2	91.7 (8)
1425 (24)	Hits	1597 (14)
985 (16)	Blocked Shots	952 (21)
50.0 (20)	Faceoffs %	55.2 (1)
13.3 (19)	PIM's Per Game Average	11.3 (13)
NHL.com

Stat	Forwards	Defense
Points	H. Sedin (72)	Edler (45)
Goals	D. Sedin (30)	Edler (11)
Assists	H. Sedin (59)	Edler (34)
Shots	D. Sedin (229)	Edler (212)
Hits	Lapierre (217)	Bieksa (148)
Blocked Shots	Kesler (56)	Edler (120)
ES TOI/G	D. Sedin (14.46)	Bieksa (18.22)
PP TOI/G	D. Sedin (3.21)	Edler (3.25)
PK TOI/G	Malhotra (2.42)	Hamhuis (2.88)
Corsi Rel QoC	Pahlsson (1.008)	Bieksa (0.875)
Zone Starts (OPCT)	D. Sedin (80%) Malhotra (12%)	Edler (58%) Alberts (40%)

AVALANCHE		CANUCKS
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