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WILD
CANUCKS

AT

Time Mon. 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Van, FS-N, FS-WI
Season Series 2-2
Last Meeting
4-1 Canucks (Feb. 15/11)
The Enemy Hockey Wilderness Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 37-52-89 Havlat: 21-38-59
Wild
Category   Canucks
35-27-7 Season Record 45-16-9
11th
Conference Position 1st
Lost 2
Streak Won 5
18-14-3
< Road Record / Home Record >
23-7-5
4-5-1
Last 10 7-3-0
-8
Goals For / Against +/- +64
3.52 (25)
Goals Per Game 3.21 (2)
2.59 (11)
Goals Against Per Game 2.29 (2)
0.91 (20)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.25 (2)
19.9 (8)
Power Play %
24.8 (1)
84.0 (8)
Penalty Kill %
86.4 (2)
25.8 (30)
Shots Per Game 31.9 (9)
32.1 (24)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.1 (12) 
81.8 (3)
Winning % When Scoring First 81.8 (2)
80.8 (8)
Winning % When Leading After 1 90.6 (4) 
14.3 (26)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 15.4 (24)
95.8 (3)
Winning % When Leading After 2 91.4 (8) 
50.7 (12)
Faceoffs % 55.2 (1)
11.2 (12)
PIM's Per Game Average
11.3 (13) 
NHL.com

THE ULTIMATE: Harrrrrrold Snepsts will be inducted into the Canucks' Ring Of Honor before the game. Definitely one of my fave all-time Canucks. Congrats to the Warrior Mr. Snepsts. Well-deserved!

The Canucks hurt the Flames chances by beating them Saturday night. The situation for the Wild is even more dire now, and if we beat them in regulation Tuesday night. They sit 4 points out of a playoff spot and are running out of time. The folks at Hockey Wilderness are scoreboard watching, very closely. Tough times.The wheels are falling off. They lost their last 2 games by 4-0 scores. Having a 2-4-1 record in their last 6 has dropped them out of a playoff spot. If you look below, they have some key injuries and the active forwards have dried up. Not a good sign. But hey Wild fans, the Canucks have a way of allowing players out of slumps, right Mr. Stajan?

Star-divide

In 4 games against the Wild this season:

-Daniel Sedin has 2 goals and 1 assist

-Henrik Sedin has 3 assists

-Ryan Kesler has 2 goals and 1 assist

-Manny Malhotra has 3 goals and 2 assists!

-Jannik Hansen has 1 goal and 2 assists

In 4 games against the Canucks:

-Matt Cullen has 2 goals and 2 assists

-Martin Havlat has 1 goal and 2 assists

-Anttii Mietinen has 1 goal and 3 assists

-Marek Zidlicky has 1 goal and 2 assists in 2 games

PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 52 3051 32 13 116 2.24 1532 1416 .924 3


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Niklas Backstrom 42 2482 21 17 99 2.39 1304 1205 .924 3


WHO'S HOT / COLD


CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin: 5 goals and 5 assists in his last 5!

-Henrik Sedin: 1 goal and 8 assists in his last 5!

-Mikael Samuelsson: 4 assists in his last 4

-Christian Ehrhoff: 5 assists in his last 3 games

-Ryan Kesler: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3


COLD

-Tanner Glass: 1 assist in 16 games

-Mason Raymond: 2 goals in his last 11

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 13

WILD

HOT

-Martin Havlat: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 7 games played.

COLD

-Andrew Brunette: 1 goal 1 assist in his last 7

-Matt Cullen: 1 assist in his last 8

-Chuck Kobasew: 1 assist in his last 17 games

-Anttii Miettinen: 0 points in his last 7

-Marek Zidlicky: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 13

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alexander Edler: back

-D Kevin Bieksa: broken foot. He's close to returning

-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist

-D Lee Sweatt: broken foot

-F Tanner Glass: upper body

WILD

-D Cam Barker: upper body

-F Cal Clutterbuck: concussion (questionable against Van)

-F Mikko Koivu: finger (questionable against Van)

VIDEO

The last meeting: Goooood. Very good!

Cal Clutterbuck has not played since this happened:

OT: This squirrel just won't quit:

GO CANUCKS!

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4-1 Canucks, Dank GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 13, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

KesLORD GWG

It’ll be nice to see the boys at home. I missed home games.

This isn’t ’Nam, Smokey, this is bowling, there are rules. MARK IT A ZERO.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 13, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Insane@!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 13, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

And thats just like, my opinion, dude.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 13, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this like a where's Kesler picture?

I’m looking for the photobomb.

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by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Just The Big Lebowski

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks
Burrows

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 13, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Kesler…keep going to the well…and he is back on track scoring wise….

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by vancitydan on Mar 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Salo gwg.

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by missy on Mar 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Higgins gwg… just to be different!

by Bandolier on Mar 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Dank gwg

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by nucklord on Mar 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

4 - 2 Sedin, Daniel

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 13, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

“yes.”

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 13, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love him, haha

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 13, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Hansen decides it.

/all that squirrel was missing was something from the Acme catalog.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 13, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Mad Money Malhotra

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by PKSube on Mar 13, 2011 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Kesler.

The Lord has seen enough, and will resume scoring at his will.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 13, 2011 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And It’s my birthday DAMMIT so we better win! They won for Semi’s so they should win for mine too!

CC, you don’t need to comment on this particular topic.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I have a good feeling about the score… cuz a Wizard points leader guessed the exact same thing as I did! =)

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday!!

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday dude!

Where da party at?

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha… no party Twitch!

Work from 8-4, then 5-9. Then work again tomorrow at 8, so I gotta be in bed early. Next time though, when we do do the meet up… we’re getting wasted.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s about time for another NM meetup anyways…someone get dadberg lit up already… how old are u today?

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha… an even 24.

I bet you he’s looking forward to it. Finally, a chance to get some rest, away from the little devil. Plus, he can afford to act like he’s 12 again!

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

good god

i have tee shirts older than you.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those sure are great, durable Tees =P

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday youngster!

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by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you! By the way, I bet you’re feeling a lot better looking at the standings as compared to 2 weeks ago.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better than two weeks ago

but worse than last week. Deep down I think we’ll be OK, but I just can’t rest easy yet.

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by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.. stop lying! You’re already more of a Canuck fan than you are a Hawks fan! You’ve even inherited our innate lack-of-confidence!

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Cubs fan too so

I think lack-of-confidence in my Chicago sports teams is earned at birth. I am the eternal optimist so that part of me is saying we will get in without a doubt.

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by stacie7 on Mar 14, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs fans makes us Vancouverites look like amateurs. Never mind. I’ll give you a pass.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

A very happy B-day to Vancouverguy!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, dadberg. Hope you’re enjoying dad-hood. =)

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys

Are only supposed to do that at the second to last game of the regular season, since last time it took one game and then we went on that ridiculous point streak.

Obviously that meetup was the reason why

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hellz yes. We’ll re-fuel the streak with our meetup, and we’ll go on another ridiculous winning streak. Supposedly, the next meet-up will happen during the playoffs…. maybe we can convince Sean to make it on the very last regular season game, we can probably afford to be crapped on for that one.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, bro!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 14, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you thank you. =) I appreciate all the happy birthday wishes!

Now, will the Canucks send me one too with a win tonight? =)

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday dude!

I hope you will be blessed with a win tonight!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we win, I’m good. If not, there shalt be drinking, and lots of it.

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will raise a glass to you

tonight!

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, junior. 24 ,eh? I’ll let you stay on my lawn for a few minutes.

/ok, that’s long enough.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Mar 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Smo.

Does your lawn have internets? I wouldn’t stay a minute longer if there’s no computers or the interwebs or whatever else the kids are into nowadays….

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 14, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kids

are into mowing my lawn and pulling weeds, that’s what the kids are up to. ;)

/we do have wi-fi…or somebody in the neighbourhood does.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 14, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday!

Hope the Nooks oblige you.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Mar 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

Kesler FTW

and a hattie to boot

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by stacie7 on Mar 13, 2011 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on Mar 14, 2011 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Raymond

by andrew21nz on Mar 14, 2011 1:10 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG

by Laharl on Mar 14, 2011 1:23 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Hansen gwg

by kiyotok on Mar 14, 2011 1:27 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

4-1 Canucks. Burrows.

by marcness52 on Mar 14, 2011 1:34 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Nuckses, Kesler!

With how Minnie’s last two games when, I was really tempted to predict four-oh… nahhhh

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Mar 14, 2011 4:08 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Mar 14, 2011 5:58 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Daniel with the winner. Cuz it’s my score…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 6:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Happy Pi day, coolfolk

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 14, 2011 7:18 AM PDT reply actions  

technically

pi hits this afternoon at 4:33:05 (3.14159265)

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s impossible to be that precise, time zones mess it up.

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by missy on Mar 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

obviously i meant that time, no matter where u are. If we want to base it on GMT tho, I guess we missed it.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, we’d have to deal with everyone celebrating at different times.

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by missy on Mar 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

come on missy...geez...

they’re mathematicians… so, sure, sydney will have 5 nerds eating a pie with a greek character on it right before they have a wicked WoW session 20 hours before vancouver, but i’m sure we can survive…we make it thru every new years eve, don’t we?

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

but I think the idea that everyone will want to “celebrate” is a little far fetched.

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by Section 312 on Mar 14, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s pretty irrational.

by marcness52 on Mar 14, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

how do you think new year’s works?

by Passive Voice on Mar 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta be pretty quick on the draw

…maybe if u weren’t so passive… badum crishhhhh

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

your geekiness

makes you incredibly hot, btw

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

eightyseven’s just been wolowitzed.

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

nucks misconduct

got me into that show…i’m currently about halfway thru season two… bazinga! Let me also add that leonard coulda been written based on me when i was 22…of course now i’m more like wolowitz…

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

a convert! Glad to assist you in your search for inner-nerdiness

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried and tried to watch it and like it.
But no.
And the laughing machine is over done. The show isn’t that funny. Except for that guy who always wears the tight various-colored pants. He’s funny. And Penny is just..Penny

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree about laugh tracks. I pretty much won’t watch a comedy with a laugh track, Seinfeld excepted.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

from what i’ve seen, they throw a million jokes at the wall and a tiny fraction of them stick. and i want to ruin the face of whoever invented the laughtrack.

by Passive Voice on Mar 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey!

It’s funny! The humour is gold!
And I couldn’t give a right nut about laugh tracks

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

the humor is aimed at the above average intelligence level…so…uh… wait, nm, forget i said that. yup, not so funny… :P

/hides

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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LIES! And hey Canuckles, when the shit ain’t funny the laugh track gets pretty annoying.

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s great about the show is the factoids that get chucked out there. I’d pay attention more, but my mind is too busy thinking of ways to find Sheldon and beat his over the head with a lead pipeso he stops with that annoying adolescent screech of a whiny voice

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

It’s funny!

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

it is a lowest common denominator paleo-sitcom
yawnz.

far better comedy can be found in 30 rock, modern family, how i met your mother, archer, or community

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 14, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIMYM

has been disappointing me, except for Barney.

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 14, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

i’ve been thinking this has been the best season in 2 years

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 14, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've slowly

warmed to it

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 14, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motion seconded

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

A fellow Archer fan!

Alain Vigneault on Jannik Hansen: "He came out with a lot of fire. And he brought his cute little voice."

by eightyseven on Mar 14, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

You, sir, are on a #winning streak!

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes she is...

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Mar 14, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

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fits perfectly with your sig

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

tune in Tokyo!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBT is funny as hell!!!

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by Bobby Canuck on Mar 14, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

Preach it man!

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should really wander by the Math department today

They normally have some sort of pies

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Queen’s

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

you’re such a lawyer!
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by Twitchy2010 on Mar 14, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha

no actually
my dad is a math prof
and i’d never heard of this
so i was gonna ask him about it

by Beantown Canuck on Mar 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rock has some pie for you. Also, strudel

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Kes with a big game and the game winner. Higgins pots one tonight.

by ol'johnnycanuck on Mar 14, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks

Kesler

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 14, 2011 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Ehrhoff with the winner on the rush with the Sedin’s!

by Sandwich76 on Mar 14, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 3-2/Danny gwg

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by Bobby Canuck on Mar 14, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Dank GWG. Going to see Wizardous Sedenerie up close in person – I’m right behind the Canucks net for two periods.

by JJ Canuck on Mar 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nice nice

very nice

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Boy!

God it’s Ambien-on-ice-again.

Canucks 2—3
FU Sweden GWG

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 14, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU!!!!!!

Keep getting points.
Well done!

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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 14, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You, Kind Sir.

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by PensFanInDenver on Mar 15, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-0 Canucks

Higgins with the GWG!!

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by arby_18 on Mar 14, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canooks

Dank FTW!!

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Mar 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutterbuck is playing
Russostrib Michael Russo
BLOG: Koivu gametime decision for Wild tonight, Clutterbuck, Stoner expected to return

Russo is a beat writer for the Wild

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamnit

I hate Clutterbuck. Fucking dirty ass player. He’s Corey Perry without the talent.

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Clutterbuck isn’t Trevor Gillies. Gets back from a 9 game suspension then immediately cheap shots Clutterbuck for a 10 game suspension.

by marcness52 on Mar 14, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but he’s still a douche. He pulls a lot of cheap shit out there

<3 Boobies!

by Canuckles on Mar 14, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks 4-0

Dank = gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Mar 14, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wow,

This phone typing sucks. Sorry

by KYCanuck on Mar 14, 2011 7:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

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