Ducks At Canucks Game Preview: Fasten Your Seatbelts!
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 8, 2011 10:43 PM PST
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| Time | Wed. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | Sportsnet Pac, FS-W |
| Season Series | 1-1 |
Last Meeting |
5-4 Canucks (Dec. 8/10) |
| The Enemy | Anaheim Calling, Battle Of California | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 28-41-69 Perry: 28-28-56 |
| Ducks |
Category | Canucks |
| 29-21-4 | Season Record | 35-10-9 |
| 7th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Won 1 |
Streak | Won 6 |
| 12-13-3 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
19-3-5 |
| 7-3-0 |
Last 10 | 6-1-3 |
| -4 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +56 |
| 2.63 (22) |
Goals Per Game | 3.35 (2) |
| 2.74 (13) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.26 (3) |
| 0.86 (25) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.37 (3) |
| 24.0 (3) |
Power Play % |
24.2 (2) |
| 81.3 (19) |
Penalty Kill % |
85.6 (4) |
| 28.2 (27) |
Shots Per Game | 32.4 (7) |
| 34.1 (29) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.6 (19) |
| 80.6 (6) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 80.6 (5) |
| 93.8 (2) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 92.3 (3) |
| 90.9 (12) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 89.7 (15) |
| 47.9 (26) |
Faceoffs % | 55.4 (1) |
| 15.0 (26) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.9 (12) |
| NHL.com |
Now here is another one of those teams that give the Canucks fits. If there is a tilt where the most unexpected happens, especially on the scoreboard, it's a Van-Ana game. The teams have each won 3 games in their last 6 meetings head-to-head. The scores? 7-2 Ducks, 3-2 Ducks, 4-1 Canucks, 5-4 Canucks (SO), 4-3 Ducks, 5-4 Canucks (SO). All over the place. No shortage of goals. Blown leads. Cursed Selanne. Nail-biting shootouts. Always physical. Always entertaining. Corey Perry is always a pest and annoying as a Subway commercial. And Ryan Getzlaf, who has 1 goal and 4 assists in the 2 games against the Canucks this season, makes his long-awaited return to the Ducks' lineup. He has been out with a messed up face since December 28. The Ducks sucked it up and went 10-4 in his absence. Well done, Quacks.
A look at the stats above shows the Ducks have a mediocre road record. Not in their last 5. They are 4-1. See their 5 on 5 rating? See the power play ranking/efficiency? There's your potential game story. The Canucks are not going to get away with taking a lot of penalties. Sure, our PK is solid but I don't care. The Ducks are deadly a man up and they have a tendency of feasting on us on the PP. I also am intrigued by both teams' rankings when scoring first and leading after 1 period.
LINKS
-The Ducks signed Ray Emery and then sent him to Syracuse on a conditioning stint. They also put Aaron Voros on waivers. (TSN)
-Ducks place Jonas Hiller (fatigue, lightheadedness) on the IR. This guy will be backing up Curtis McElhinney against the Canucks. (Ducks.com)
-Vigneault on Chris Tanev: "He’s been very dependable and making the high-percentage plays," said Alain Vigneault. "And he knows he’s going to have to take a hit to make a play, to make that good first pass, and he doesn’t shy away from that. Everything we’ve seen is telling us [that] with the right work and attitude he has a chance to play on a regular basis down the road." (The Province)
-Miss Germany 2011. Sorry, what?
-Keith Ballard is surprised by how flexible he is. (The Province) I read somewhere that maybe we should call him Gumby.
The last meeting: A Canucks Win!
The Classic: Canucks-Ducks 12 round shootout from Halloween 2008:
How Getzlaf injured his face late December:
Ryan Kesler vs Corey Perry:
Pronger stomps on Kesler's leg:
Suicidal Duck Family
One of my old creations:
GO CANUCKS!
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That picture
Will it ever get old??
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I hope not!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 8, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
Nucks 3-1
Hank FTW
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4-3 Canucks
Burrows
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5-2 Canucks.
Manny effing Malhotra with the GWG ( I get two points for that one if it comes true right? ) ;-/
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Well if you keep picking Malhotra you’re gonna need 10 points. The guy can’t buy one.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 8, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
5-3 Nucks
Burrows GWG
That Trev-Duck Hunt picture is the business.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 8, 2011 11:35 PM PST reply actions
3-2 Nucks
Rome ftw
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by Section 312 on Feb 8, 2011 11:36 PM PST reply actions
Lulzpix
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 8, 2011 11:40 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
So glad I’ve never tried acid
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 8, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
You don't
want to see walls melt?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
nope! I’d prolly have a bad trip. No thanks
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
Ive never done acid
but Ive heard the trips can be pretty gruesome if you end up having a bad one.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
If you went in looking at it that way, yes you would.
Did once or twice when I was waaaay younger.
It was interesting, but nothing I would want to do over and over. BUt you definitely get out of it what you put in.
Sitting and contemplating a flower or your navel would prob’ give a different experience than going to a concert ( mine) and enjoying the full musical majesty of Yes.
Their opening act was a couple cartoons. Bugs Bunny. The ones where he dreams being in Fankenstein’s castle and give a monster a hairdo ( lots of wild opticals, slowed down dream talk and whatnot )…and this one, where he pops up and says “I knew I should have took a left turn at Alba-coork -kee” and winds up in a bullfighting ring
Imagine that second one especially, 20k people the Ol’ Pacific Colisee’, probably most about in the same state of mind, watching cartoons on about a 100 foot screen, with the sound through the PA for Yes.
I swear, when the bull hits the anvil, every one of us almost felt it as we pulled our heads in…
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That bugs bunny cartoon
is called “Water Water Every Hare” [sit through the ad first to watch… not sure what language this site is but whatevs]
The red monster is named Rudolph. It is my favourite animated short of all time… the only two quotations I have in my “favourite quotations” section of my facebook account are from it:
“There is a rabbit loose in the castle, Rudolph. Return him to me, and I shall reward you with a spider goulash!”
(Green-headed evil scientist)
“Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist… now be a cooperative little bunny and let me have your brain!”
(Green-headed evil scientist a little later on)
Although by far my favourite moment is the cameo appearance by the drunk mouse.
i keep a copy of it on my phone.
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions
3-2 Canucks, Burrows
Hey! I haven’t been on NM for a while now, it’s good to be back!!
We missed you British Canuck
JOLLY GOOD
Im sorry…. I just had to get that out of my system.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 8, 2011 11:52 PM PST up reply actions
No problem old bean, it’s awfully nice that the people in the colonies still care.
by British Canuck on Feb 8, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions
Welcome back! Where the heck did you go?
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 8, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions
Well, i was away for a few weeks over Xmas and new year, and since then my one year old has found new ways to keep me away from NM land. But I never stopped loving you guys!! It’s good to be back.
by British Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
A few of us
were wondering where u were last week. Glad to see u back
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My girlfriend and I just laughed at this for like 20 minutes
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 8, 2011 11:55 PM PST reply actions
Oh..my..
haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 8, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
It is hilarious
and I can’t stop looking at it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
New music
from The Trews and Colbert is stylin on O’Reilly
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 12:08 AM PST reply actions
the new album
from adele is quite good
especially the first single
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions
the new adele album
is amazing. she’s coming to vancouver to do a concert, I really want to go see her. Pretty sure she’s going to NYC, you should go see her.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
I love her
and will get tickets on Saturday <3
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
yeah she's come to nyc too
not sure if i’ll go but am considering it… tickets being released friday
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Heard her live band's quite the good
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
She Rocks
Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Crosby for Hart.......Letang for the Norris ..........KesLord for Selke.
Get well soon Sid!
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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Her live stuff is just as good if not better
than her studio stuff.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
I’d never heard of her. I love all the new music I discover here. :D
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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She's my age
Ughhhh her voice is swell.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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She's fantastic
this duet that she does with Daniel Merriweather is the business.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Hey! Thanks for the Adele info. Never heard her before. Listened to Hometown Glory and that unique voice blew me away instantly
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
She is the best female vocalist
Ive heard in a long time.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
wow
I dig it. Thanks for posting that
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no problem
I want the whole world to know about Adele
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
Okay back to hockey
Did anyone else watch the Bolts-Sabres game today? EPIC collapse by TB, gave up 4 goals in the 3rd, including 3 goals in about a minute to lose 7-4 when they went into the period winning 3-2. Ohlund got torched. Jesus Christ.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 12:10 AM PST reply actions
He has a raging temper too, like on the 3-3 goal he felt he was interfered with and blew a gasket
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions
haha
oh yes they do
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
I'd say he never recovered.
He clearly lost his concentration after that goal. He was a disaster the rest of the way.
by Canuckle Head on Feb 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Disaster
is an understatement.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
That last game
against ANA was a barnburner
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 1:18 AM PST reply actions
Canucks 4-2
Kesler = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Fuckaduck
didn’t see that when i posted mine.
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LOL
saw this last night…. that was hilarious.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
My friend saw me watching this last night
I got a “you’re such a boy.”
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
and did you respond
“yup”
and punch him in the nuts?
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
I told him
to make his own sandwich.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Oh no you di'int
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4-1 Vancouver
ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURRRRRRRRRRows.
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BAHHAHAHA
Robbing jewellery stores: you’re doing it wrong. Watch the video…old lady kicks ass.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
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4 – 1 Canucks, Kelser with the winner.
by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 9, 2011 8:29 AM PST reply actions
Where’s PensFanInDenver?
ON FIRE LATELY with the SPW
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*Yawn*
“Silver” Ryan scores the winner in a 4-2 win.
On a separate note, I have 2 wishes for this game. a) All our Dman survives this game in one piece, and b) Someone punches Perry’s face in.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
maybe he meant
Ryan Kesler? I will not declare numbskullery until further clarification…
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
“Silver” Ryan is Kesler and “Gold” Ryan is Getzlaf.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 9, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
I would pay thousands of dollars
and Bobby Ryan’s legal fees just to see you call him a Whiny Bitch to his face.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I swear on the good name of Nucks Misconduct to call Bobby Ryan a “whiny bitch” to his face should I have the opportunity to meet him.
As a former participant of “Cry-In Ry-an” at the JLC on a regular basis during an incredible Owen Sound-London playoff series, I look forward to the thousands of dollars from Section and whatever money I would be able to recover from getting my face punched in by Mr. Ryan. And I’ll make sure it happens in the States.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
make sure you’re drunk when you do it :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry, for all the misinformation.
^^That… was Bobby “Silver” Ryan. I thought the “silver” would suffice, but I forgot about our Keslord. However, I would never blaspheme our Lord and Savior with the “silver” label.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
It crossed my mind that it might’ve been from that skit they did.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 9, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
well then
YOU SIR A BONAFIDE NUMBSKULL
but at least not a heretic
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
This just in
Lupul, Gardiner, Conditional pick to Toronto
Beauchemin to Anaheim.
AnaheimDucks
#NHLDucks acquire D Francois Beauchemin from @MapleLeafs for RW Joffrey Lupul, D Jake Gardiner and a conditional 2013 draft pick.
Poor Lupul. He’s been traded away from his draft team, once again. Except this time it’s not for Pronger, heh.
well
anaheim will be a further depleted team tonight
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Does Lupul count as depleted?
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 9, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
not in my books
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
Weird
but I guess TO needs scoring help and Beauch was the only one they’d be willing to let go of.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Works for us though
since Beauch most likely won’t be in the lineup tonight. Ducks could be a little weaker.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
nice nice
very nice
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Beauchemin was a fail in Toronto. Never looked comfortable there. He did in his years in Anaheim though.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
I always thought that too. I remember him being a stalwart in Anaheim, especially the year they won the cup. Didn’t him, Pronger and Scotty play about a million minutes per game each?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Yeah, he got a lot of ice time in those playoffs. I think he is a great #3 or #4 defenceman, but he really wilted in Toronto with the ice time, media responsibilities. He may find his game again in Anahem. I’m a little bit worried about having to play against him just for the toughness factor.
by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 9, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
and think, he was traded to the Ducks originally from Columbus in exchange for???
TRIVIA!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
Pahlsson?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
Sergei Fedorov
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
lol
oh yeah Federov
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 11:46 PM PST up reply actions
5-4 Canucks
Might as well, since they’ve had two games with that winning score already. This one better not be a SO though, or kittens WILL be punted.
I’ma say our capitan Hank scores the winner. I called Sammy last game btw, and he scored 2! Woohoo!
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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3-1 Canucks
Because Ginger can’t buy a shutout.
But Daniel Sedin can buy GW goals
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Don't be talking
bout my momma like that!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I call shenanigans.
Because Ginger can’t buy a shutout.
But Daniel Sedin can buy GW goals
I knew you guys were paying the refs. Semi just gave me proof. Your numbers have just been too damn good this year for it to be legal.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Shit. I’ll get the cement shoes. Stacie, can you meet us by the bridge? We have to, uh, give you something
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Sorry guys can't meet you today
I’m all the way over here across the border where you can’t reach me.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
We’ll send someone to pick you up. He’ll be in an unmarked, dark van, probably wearing a balaclava.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Semi, let me fix this for you
We’ll send someone to pick you up. He’ll be in an unmarked,darkwhite van, probably wearing a balaclava.
I'll be on my porch waiting
Have the basement ready Semi. I’ll need a place to stay.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I will
But we’re not going there unfortunately
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Get ready for this....
my basement features, wait for it, smelly hockey gear. Wanna stay down there?
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
Um lets see
Semi’s basement has SciFi, cookies, and beer. Your basement smells. Lets see, hmmmm, thinking about it, thinking about it. Uh no. But since Semi and Canuckles are trying to give me cement shoes and make me sleep with the fishes your basement may sound a bit better right now.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I am trying to get you to sleep
with something other than fishes. Hey-O!!!!!!
My basement also has every season of Seinfeld, BBT, Modern Family, Entourage, The OC, Scrubs, AD and It’s Always Sunny that are available on DVD and/or BluRay.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Geez section - stalker much?
I have to admit the DVD collection is tempting. I haven’t seen any episodes of Always Sunny. Have a counter offer Semi?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Hmm…Community, Seinfeld, BSG, The Office, AD, Firefly, LOST, Babylon 5…that’s all I can think of at the moment
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I’ve seen most of the shows Semi has so Section get rid of the smelly gear and you have a deal. I must say I am a little shocked by The OC. Seemed a little too much like a soap opera to fit in the collection.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Well,
if you ever get tired of Section’s heavy handed charming, there are always cookies and beer here
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Or...
If these young men trying too hard gets a bit much.
I’m always here to listen…
;-}
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Boooooo!!!
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
You can't watch two episodes
of The OC and not be hooked. I forgot I also have Seinfeld and Lost. And both versions of the Office and of course Extras.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t seen the Office or Extras either. Once I catch up with everything on my DVR I’m going to have to go through some Netflix.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
right right
After I mention them you “remember” you have them
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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It's like you
are doing the work for me!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Don't fight boys
I’ll go to Semi’s basement for food and Section’s basement for DVD’s. Sound fair?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Maybe you should pick up one of those Medic Alert bracelets in case things go awry…
Not sayin…
Just sayin…
by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 10, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not a rapist
I just wear a cape.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 10, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
Does stacie
Have allergies we should know about?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Puntastic
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
by Semi_Colon on Feb 9, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Is this also mocking hipster fashion trends?
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
YES
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR THAT
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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4-2 Kesler
’CAUSE I HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR MY DISBELIEF.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Jay Onrait has the best expressions
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 9, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I love ALT + Prnt Scr.!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
Onrait and O’Toole are fucking hilarious.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry what kind of time warp
is going on in this pic? Dominique Wilkins had 12 points for the Hawks the same night as Ballard got hurt??? Its a glitch in the matrix.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
And the T-Wolf winning a game? Does not commute.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
Bus or Skytrain? I like the Seabus, m’self.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 10, 2011 2:13 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
matrix multiplication
Also does not commute
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Well thanks
for killing the joke.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
haha
sure does.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
reply fail. meant to go to the Onrait pic.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Reply fail (I just thought this was funny)
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
by stacie7 on Feb 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
BEST!!!
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
haha
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Monkey steals the peach?!
That is just awesome.
by Canuckle Head on Feb 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
I know right?
Did you read the description? It’s gold and any move that ends with “Massive blood loss causes death” is one you should probably learn. Although I guess you’d have to be a follower of the iron hand style.
5-1 Canucks, Sammy GWG
i highly doubt this will happen though.
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hahahahahaha
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by Canuckles on Feb 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
oh my...
teh internetz keep getting better and better.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
this
was in reference to the fact that Boston played all three California teams and was shut out all three times
I remember when Earl Sleek of BOC first posted that years back. It’s still the funniest thing I ever saw on a blog
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Also, TRADE 7UONNGOO!!!Xwhatevergoesontheendhere
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
3—4 Canucks win
Keslord
Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Crosby for Hart.......Letang for the Norris ..........KesLord for Selke.
Get well soon Sid!
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Well, I picked the same score as you….and seeing that you are on fire..I feel damned good about that!
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 9, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
and look what happened!
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 10, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
Lots of great stuff on here today
Go 4-2 Coconuts
Alex Motherfuckin Burrows withe the motherfuckin winnah!
Shove it in your addendum.
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