Blackhawks At Canucks Game Preview: A Beautiful Rivalry
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 3, 2011 8:30 PM PST
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| Time | Fri. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | TSN |
| Season Series | 2-1 Chicago |
Last Meeting |
3-0 Canucks (Dec. 3/10) |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 27-40-67 Sharp: 26-21-47 |
| Blackhawks |
Category | Canucks |
| 27-20-4 | Season Record | 33-10-9 |
| 8th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Won 1 |
Streak | Won 4 |
| 11-7-4 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
17-3-5 |
| 6-3-1 |
Last 10 | 5-2-3 |
| +21 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +53 |
| 3.16 (5) |
Goals Per Game | 3.33 (3) |
| 2.76 (14) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.25 (3) |
| 1.15 (5) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.40 (2) |
| 25.6 (1) |
Power Play % |
24.0 (3) |
| 78.9 (24) |
Penalty Kill % |
84.9 (4) |
| 32.2 (8) |
Shots Per Game | 32.4 (7) |
| 28.6 (6) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.3 (17) |
| 62.1 (23) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 79.4 (6) |
| 63.6 (26) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 91.7 (4) |
| 80.0 (24) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 89.3 (16) |
| 50.1 (19) |
Faceoffs % | 55.3 (1) |
| 11.9 (11) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
15.3 (27) |
| NHL.com |
Update: h/t to missy, who's always on it: Kristen Reid reports on Twitter: Aaron Rome says he's back in tonight. Looks like Lee Sweatt comes out. No other changes expected. Luongo starts against Marty Turco
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The gift that keeps on giving: Canucks-Blackhawks games. You love them. Yet many of you (including myself) cringe at the possible outcomes, unwilling to accept a loss to Chicago ever again after THAT WHICH WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF happened in the past 2 post seasons. The Hawks fans love it and never let us hear the end of it which makes it worse (see the links section).
This is the final meeting of the regular season between these foes. Make it count, Canucks! It feels like a playoff game to me. I want blood! I want retribution! I want someone to knock Kane into next week. I want Toews "Willie'd". He played well for Team Canada didn't he? He's a great Canadian kid, eh? Tough shit! I want his head on a platter!
The Blackhawks are playing their 2nd game of a 6-game road trip. They have to be successful on this trip because they are fighting for a playoff spot. They fell out of 8th Thursday night as the Wild beat the Avalanche and finally gained a playoff spot. It's a rat race to be sure, and the Hawks should be a force to be reckoned with Friday night. The Canucks meanwhile have a 7-point cushion over the 2nd place Red Wings in the West and a 2-point cushion over the Flyers for 1st in the NHL. They have an astounding 16 point lead on the Wild, who are now 2nd in the Northwest. These are good times!
-This is Ryan Johnson's first game against his former team. He is a -4 with no points in 8 games with the Hawks this season.
LINKS
-Get a load of this, Hawks fans: Vancouver’s Roberto Luongo was voted the toughest goalie to beat. Did the NHLPA miss Luongo against the Hawks last spring? And the spring before that? One time, the Hawks made him cry, the next time, he eventually resigned his captaincy. What do the Hawks have to do before people figure it out? Make Luongo exceed his daily ATM limit? (Steve Rosenbloom, Chicago Tribune) There's a special place in hell for you.
-Watch out for the Troy Brouwer guy. He's a real pain in the ass. (Chicago Sun-Times)
-What else is going on with the Hawks? Second City Hockey has that covered.
The last meeting was a thing of beauty:
Because it never gets old:
Because I can:
Because I can 2:
AH, MEMORIES..
YES PLEASE!
GO CANUCKS!
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
not ours hopefully
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
well if we play our big goon Scott (aka fluffy, or snuggles) you could be in trouble
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Well no goon for us tomorrow
TramyersCSN Tracey Myers
RT @adamjahns: Turco will start tomorrow; Scott is sick and not on a trip right now. #Blackhawks
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Our blood is saved!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
OURS TOO!!!!
yay!!!!
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
too late, you failed to specify in your initial comment
it’s officially a free-for-all.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
All great declarations and motions
Have clauses and addendums
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
and many catchy-predictions without specificity fall prey to karmic humor
just ask FtF about Dan Boyle in overtime in the playoffs. :)
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha
I remember seeing that. Classic
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
OH MY GOODNESS
I THINK THE SAN JOSE SHARKS JUST THREW IT INTO THEIR OWN NET
THEY DID!!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
I laughed so hard. I really wanted the Avs to beat the Sharks.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
That game
was pure lulz
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
that was awesome
i think i was visiting MHH when that happened too.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
the reaction at MHH was gold
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
4-2 us, Kes
OH. I made an NM Social Media Directory.
Go put up your web deets! :)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
What a good idea.
Where’s your info?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
But
Is okay with everyone else putting their info up!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
I'll put it up
when moar ppl participate! :)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Your post works
I already have a new follower :)
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I don't know who that is
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
PUT YOURS UP
and participate :(
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
We'll see
we’ll see
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
sadface
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I enjoy remaining shrouded in secrecy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Unless I play spoiler alert.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Someone already busted through my veil
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Semi
The Tobias Funke of NM
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
He’s blue?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Yes
Carl Weathers pulled a fast one on him too.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
I already posted me trying to find shorts that fit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for one day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Why did they cancel this show? Damn you Fox. Damn you to hell. I will never forgive you for Arrested Development and Firefly.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
YES
YES.
The AD movie better be good. REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
If they ever get it filmed. They’re just pulling at our heartstrings.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Just rewatch
The series. It never gets old, and is funnier every time
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Thank you, boxsets.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Still rather
Have a mini series of 4 episodes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
AD
is just a leaf on the wind. Watch how it soars.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
I have recently discovered this wonder. MST3000 how I have missed you. So many sci fi shows. So little time in the day.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
oh good, tell me which one of those I should start with
there are so many and I don’t know which one to watch
SPACE MUTINY!!!!
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
You really can't go wrong with any of them
I would start with the oldest episode you can stream (by year)
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Wasn’t much of a veil!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
Yeah, even those who aren’t internet sleuths could find it.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
I may be slow today, but it only took me a semi second to figure it out.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Dare I say
Semi_Second?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
har har
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
SEE
(I’m following you now too) :)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Canucks 4-2
Kesler= gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
5-1 Canucks
Puck rolls on for Burrows, giving him the game winner.
Paul Bissonnette tells it like it is
@BizNasty2point0
Paul Bissonnette
Why is every none Canucks fan bash’n the Sedin’s on twitter? All of u would give ur left nut to have them on ur team #ExceptDaLadies #NoNuts
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Nope
100% Paul Bissonnette
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
more
@BizNasty2point0
Paul Bissonnette
The question is what would the Sedin’s give to play on a line with me?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Where have you been? Biznasty is the hottest hockey player to have hit twitter! The NHLer everyone has to follow!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 3, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
best reply of the night
JDS
@TeamCanadaFan
And Phil Kessel! But he would, if he could RT @BizNasty2point0 All of u would give ur left nut to have (Sedins) on ur team #ExceptDaLadies
Now THAT is funny. Thx for that.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
Yes I know I will be called a Numbskull, but I just have to do it
5-4 Hawks
Kane GWG
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Fans of other teams are numbskull exempt, unless the said person roots for us… then it’s a reverse-numbskull
I root for you unless you are playing us. I want you to beat down all the opposition in the conference.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
agreed.
The numbskull triumvirate has judged and granted an exception.
You must agree to carry on that “unless you are playing us” fandom if and when your team bows out of the playoffs…
Fair?
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
this part is unacceptable
when your team bows out of the playoffs
Take that out of the contract and we have a deal. Is Beantown around as a witness?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
That part is a deal breaker stacie.
What, are you just going to stop watching hockey when the Hawks are done?
It says if and when, not WHEN.
You know you will watch…why not cheer for a team with cool players and hip, smug, preening fans? We welcome you…thats just how we roll.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
You misunderstood me - here I'll fix it for you
when your team bows out of makes it through to the end of the playoffs
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Pfffhhht.
I got it. You are so down to earth, I forgot that even the sane are prone to irrationality.
IF they bow out then. Thats fair. It could happen right? lol
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
A girl can dream can’t she?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Without your dreams you are nothing.
Fly you beautiful bird…fly!
;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
she's right
you need to acknowledge the very real possibility that the khawks miss the playoffs altogether. :D
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
I’m an optimist. There’s still plenty of time. There’s still plenty of time. There’s still plenty of time. Just keep saying it over and over until you believe it.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
i'm just trolling
hawks have the 3rd best goal differential in the conference. also the third-best set of underlying numbers in the conference. i fully expect them to end up in the 4-5 seed and cause everyone in british columbia to spend the first two weeks of the playoffs secretly praying for a #6- or #7-seed upset.
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
don't worry, were generally hard to troll
we tend to troll our own trolls
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
*we’re
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
orrrrrrr…
The Canucks beat them so bad on Friday they curl into a fetal ball…and not even Tazer can bring them around…
LOL…man can dream right?
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
Tazer may personally come through the internet and smack you silly for this comment alone.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
His frown does not affect me. I am immune to his serious wiles.
He may just have to hold Kaner and rock him to sleep at night instead…the rest are older pros…but Kaner…sigh…poor kid needs that kind of thing after a trauma.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
It’s touching to see a Nucks fan who is concerned about Kaner’s well being. :)
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Roxy babes await..
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Feb 3, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
Holy hell it's waaaay to early in the morning for that one.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
ahhhh
I can’t unsee it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
thank god you put a title on that
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
you’re getting to know my ways, young padawan…..
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
I’ll just stick with these. kthx.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
A Habs fan?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
depends
i mean, what if she was a red wings fan?
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
Agree with Canuckles.
If we can convert Blackhawk fans.. we’ll probably be able to convert Red Wings fans. When they look like that.. you gotta try.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
and what Blackhawk fans have you converted exactly?
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
shhhh I have them fooled
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
haha
haven’t seen you in while ahtrap, good timing.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
oh lawd
hello misa
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
Thats mean
Signed,
Mrs. Zack Stortini
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Feb 3, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
KILL IT NOW
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
lol. Silly Dan. Kaner won’t be sad, he’ll take his talents to the Roxy.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
it's easy to snap Kaner out of it
just wave a bottle of liquor in front of him and tell him there’s a limo waiting
Sure
In Vancouver, with the Roxy and puck chasers with thongs and minis….
But what about when Q gets mad and tells him he has to go to bed without any liquor…
What then? Only his roommate can help him then…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
only if he has ten cents on him
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
you'll never convince stacie to be that negative
she’s the one who talks everyone off the ledge at SCH. although I really think some people should be allowed to run right off…
Yes
Numbskull exemption here for Stacie. But tonight she is our enemy! Not friend, not frenemy, but full-on enemy! You going down down down hawkers!
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 6:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
So hurtful Beantown
I can’t even be listed as frenemy? :D
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I find your envy of our preening and smugness unsettling.
We’re so much better than that.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
not a category
we don’t do frenemies here
but on all other nights you can be a friend
Options:
Local (you’re a through and through NMer who knows what’s what)
NUMBSKULL! (a local who does not know what’s what)
NM friend (i.e. you cheer primarily for another team but you’re cool and totes welcome)
Enemy (YOU CHEER AGAINST US!? SCUM! SCUM! SCUM!)
But “enemy” is a label only whilst in the midst of desiring the canucks to lose… so if you only wish that for tonight’s game, you’re only an enemy during such period.
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
i wrote 'totes'
instead of ‘totally’
to try and impress eightyseven
/hopeitworked
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
I can accept these terms
So for 60 minutes tonight (which I will most likely not be on the blogs since I must find the game televised somewhere) I shall be known as enemy.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
well
for me
from the moment you posted the score predicting our loss
you became enemy
and shall remain so until either you repent or the game is over
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
but there isn't a precedent on that
so perhaps others will disagree
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
...
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
tote bags
also welcome, not particularly practical on the interwebs, but welcome
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions
This one has a drive tho
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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i'll remember
to never buy your mother one then.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Feb 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
oh jesus
twitchy
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
well done Twitchy! haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
it had multiple levels
of burn
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Totes Magotes?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Wow, Minny and Calgary have leapfrogged Colorado. I did not see this coming when we were going win for win with the Avs in December
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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20+ Egyptian citizens being run over by a diplomatic vehicle in the streets of Cairo Jan 28.
On video. Holy.
Discretion advised.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
These are times when I’m thankful to live in Canada
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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As bad as we make UBB and the CRTC decision out to be, it’s not like our government out-right shut down the internet…
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 3, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Or, trying to silence any reports from the journalists there.
Anderson Cooper gets joshed about…but dude is over there putting his life on the line, and has been beaten more than once, to get the unvarnished info to the world at large…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
Yeah
You really take things for granted until every once in a while things like this happen and you stop and put things in perspective
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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First world problems are not problems in the grand scale of things.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Not that it discredits our own problems. It just puts “losing to the blackhawks” into perspective.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 3, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
except
for that $13 trillion dollar debt problem in the US
The really scary thing is how relatively modern Egypt is. It’s not as different from us as a lot of the other countries in the middle east.
Apart from the dictator
who planned to pass it on to his son.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Reminds me of Kimmy
over there in North Curreah
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
He’s letting his kid wear the fancy fur hat now. Apparently that’s the sign that he’s next in line:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8296184/Kim-Jong-un-hat-power-goes-to-the-Korean-heirs-head.html
Who are you callin'..
..YOU people? Good clip, Colbert rocks. Saw two of his live shows during the Olympics.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Feb 3, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I was amazed he got nominated for that…then saw it…
“I’m the dude …playing the dude…who’s dressed like another dude”
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
absolute
brilliance. there is no other actor alive that could pull off what he did there.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Downey
FTW
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Yes,
But your American biased links don’t like me!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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When did what happen?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Oh, haha
Never. I was being sarcastic.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
December? January? Not too long ago.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
hell no. It’s been on there for a couple of months now, methinks.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
Oct/November mebbe?
It’s all your fault btw.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
I didn't think
he’d take me seriously!!
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Wasn’t it around the time they had a “charm off” too?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Stacie is cool for a hawks fan
/Beantownischarmingnow?
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 6:15 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
go to the canadian version “Comedy Network”, they have all the stuff there for Canada.
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
COLBEAGLE
FTW
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Totally. My family is Sikh, and some family members have seen some unbelievable stuff. There were a lot of fights in India between Sikhs and Hindus for a long time and not much was talked about it in the media, but I’ve seen some really ugly stuff from there. I won’t talk about it here, but it is really stuff you cannot unsee. Hopefully the journalists will keep getting the news out there and the world will see what’s happening. Unfortunate that so many people have to sacrifice for change.
by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Saw this a few days ago
That alone show how fucking important freedom is. That people will get run over for it.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
way to keep it real
no shit.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
….. Hitting a bit too close to home. Does June 4th, 1989, Tiananmen Square, Beijing ring a bell?
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
that was my first thought too
days ago actually, when the protests first started.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
I was hoping it wouldn’t come to it, but then I saw they interviewed one of the locals: He was proclaiming that either the president steps down, or he’ll die trying. I shuddered.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
7-1 Canucks
Turco gets pulled first period…
Daniel Sedin with the GWG and hattie (not one to be upstaged by Kesler)
Lets see.
4-1 Canucks. Kesler for the GWG. He is in full beast mode right now.
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4-1 Nucks
THE LORD GWG
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 9:27 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I do it
for the good people of NM
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
Your pictures have been epic lately.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I have too much time
on my hands
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
One of our standard victory pics over at Bless You Boys
Of course, the anteater is improved with an old English D on his chest.
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
5-4 Canucks,
Dank
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
I’m stoked for this game, should be a doozy!
5-1 canucks burr gwg
by kiyotok on Feb 3, 2011 9:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions
It's on TSN?
Best news of the week.
Goodbye crappy streams, hello HD!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Where are you watching the game tonight? Do you want some company?
by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 4, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions
I was probably just going to watch it at home – I don’t know if any of the bars would be showing it?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I watched a two games at Fanatics a couple months ago, but they didn’t have sound on any of the Canucks games so I pretty much gave-up on going out for games. Crappy internet feeds are better than video with no sound — and I don’t have a TV so I can’t take advantage of the TSN broadcast.
by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 4, 2011 6:59 AM PST up reply actions
I might be able to accommodate you in my abode for the game if interested. Give me your email and I’ll send you my address. Can’t be too careful around these parts.
(might want to right the [at] and [dot com] so bots don’t find it though)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Good call
and I’ll also give you my disposable address…
ANB NGA Gmail com
Thanks for the invite. As you’re providing the video, I’m providing the beer: what’s your choice?
by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 4, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Is that
ANB NGA
with a space?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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oh for god's sake...
the two ‘dots’ and one ‘at’ were deleted…
ANB [dot] NGA [at] Gmail [dot] com
by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 4, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
i know you guys are ahead of us
I don’t expect or really care to catch the 1 seed anyway…KILL THE HAWKS
LETS GO RED WINGS!
2011 will be the year....better be....
Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."
since game score predictions seem to be the thing to do around here
I’m going to go along with eightyseven and say “4-2 us.”
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
don't forget who scores the game winning goal
pick a peep
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Bolland
right after he gets one of the Sedins to take a dumb penalty by acting like a rat.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
don't i know it
sigh.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
5-1 Canucks
Burr GWG
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
If it ain't broke.....
….. 5-3 Blackhawks, Sharp.
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yep
so far every time he has picked the opponent to win the Nucks have prevailed
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I wouldn’t be so sure. stacie’s kept up with my score-prediction prowess… so to speak. Although i’m sure it’s just a by-product of the Canuck’s recent form.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:42 PM PST up reply actions
And… even IF the Hawks win 5-3… I still get my two points. So, at least I get something out of it.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
bragging rights rule
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Did he kill Kenny too?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I’ll stop with this when the Canucks stop winning. Until then, I’m willing to sacrifice the wizard points =D
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:46 PM PST up reply actions
You get a point if the Canucks win too…
still numbskullery…but well intentioned.
Suspended sentence and probation should suffice for this one m’lord.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
NUMBSKULL!
As has been established, numbskull reverse psychology is numbskullery nonetheless.
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 6:19 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Headslide in gif
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 3, 2011 10:40 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
No, saw it on the Twitter
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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What..the....fuck?
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 3, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
Why am I dancing around my living room?
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 3, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
drunk?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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shirtless, in your underwear?
showing off a set of spectacular man-boobs?
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
THAT’S THE BEST RACK I’VE SEEN SINCE MIA YIM
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Semi, how are you quoting the entire video. Be Honest, how many hits are you responsible for?
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
Only
3 or 4 I think
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Over 9000
of course
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
do a
barrel roll!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
Again, negative
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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You guys need to quit viewing it so much
I can’t get the video to load. Need more bandwith.
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
He’s made a script of the entire video.
Copypaste is his friend.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Have you not seen the video?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
and now I just took a splash / leg drop off the top rope from 2 stupid-looking Egyptians
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
that was the stupidest shit I have seen in wrestling. WOW..
Doink the clown was a close second
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
Oh wow
look at this bboy
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Let's post it up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I've seen, fooligan
IT’S THE NEXT INTERNET SENSATION.
The .gif’s money.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Shifty clued us to it when it was around 15k views. It is now almost 640K!!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
i’m pretty sure it was ~2000 when shifty first posted it.
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Wow…even more impressive. Puck Daddy tweeted he has watched it 34 times!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL IN INTERNATIONAL RULES!!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
HE’S CUTTING A LINE…OR CUTTING A RUG…OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!
that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long while
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
Lu just started a 227 minute streak
so 3-0 canucks (yes, just like last time). DANK GET THAT DAMN WINNER ALREADY!
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It’s like an Ewok dressed up as Darth Vader.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Going by views
That is the new internet sensation
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Holy hell
IT WAS OUT YESTERDAY.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Yep
Internet sensation
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Cute! Awesomeness for playing along.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
Karma owns
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
that’s not karma. that’s bad luck :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 3, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
and plain lack of skills
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by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
wow, i had no idea that song was in ND. beautiful.
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haha
he tore his ACL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:47 PM PST up reply actions
I was looking for a gif or a video of when Peter Griffin trips and screams “Aaaaah” x 7. Can’t find one on the internet though.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions
That’s a touchy subject :(
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Oh sorry 87
I have also sustained knee injuries, I know how much they suck. I couldn’t play soccer for a year. #firstworldproblems
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:59 PM PST up reply actions
Ask and ye shall recieve..
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks Sean. your library of gif / videos is too awesome.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 4, 2011 12:20 AM PST up reply actions
nah, I just Googled “Peter Griffin aahhh gif” and that came up first.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions
Interweb skills on display people
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
any math people still awake?
what’s the antiderivative of exp(x)*x?
google’s a real bear when it comes to typing in specific equations.
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
please ignore my below response
i copy and pasted the wrong google response. So, yes, yes I do have zero clue about calculus kinda stuff.
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heh. I was surprised by your solution, but failed to understand it. I haven’t touched Calculus since 2nd year, so it’s pretty clumsy though.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:40 PM PST up reply actions
lol
i just cliff claybin’d it. go the googles!
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If I remember correctly PV, the normal substitution method doesn’t work in this case, because both the base and the exponent is “x”….
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
i really badly don’t want it to be the thing where you have to do integration by parts twice.
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
Where’s missy when you need her?
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
glad she's not here
you just have to do integration by parts once. she’d mock me.
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
Semi loves math too.
All these math luvers.
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I loved math too… just not Calculus.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
DAMN
I missed a math question :(
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It's still up there
if you wanna solve it for fun :)
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Passive already did
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yep, integration by parts.
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I do however
understand and am totally enthralled by this. This is the most interesting shit to me. My dad was a physicist, but like 40 years ago. This christmas he told me he’s decided to catch up on the past 40 years, but with a focus on theoretical physics…which, basically, is acid trips and magic. I find it very interesting.
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Flatland!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmiXemW_oBQ
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:48 PM PST up reply actions
hah the IT guy at my office
looks totally like sheldon
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my thoughts too
my favorite math teacher gave me a copy in HS and I fell in love with it.
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by puppetmasterp on Feb 4, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions
i do appreciate the effort though. i was really excited for a second there.
by Passive Voice on Feb 3, 2011 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
well the result page looks kinda cool
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=antiderivative+of+exp(x)*x
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 3, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
What grade are you in again?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Grade 5
for sure
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:47 PM PST up reply actions
That looks like 1st year Calculus.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:48 PM PST up reply actions
Wrong
fifth grade language arts
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
Learning Assistance PE
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
it is.
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I always assumed
you were 25 or something.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
….. I feel older all of a sudden. damn.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
I see someone has already posted it below though.
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by nucklord on Feb 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Setting x = ln|u|
dx = (1/u) du the integral can be rewritten as
du / ln|u|
Integration of this yields a function called the logrithmic integral function and it looks like this
li(u) + C
Substitution of e^x = u you get li(e^x) = Ei(x)
Please don’t ask me what I just copy and pasted there…
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gahhh reply fail
that’s to u passive
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3-2 Blackhawks, Duncan Keith
yes, yes, I know…..NUMBSKULL!
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
A Red Wings fan cheering for the Blackhawks?
HERESY! And yes, Numbskull!
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
Your preference to them winning over the Canucks still makes you a numbskull!
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
someone should
make a fanpost defining numbskullery, including the exemptions
Its kinda fluid…it seems…I don’t really understand it all either…but then I aint no back stabbing, lily livered traitor that would go against our valiant heroes…
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….. ouch. That hurts.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 4, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
You are exempt until we lose, remember.
Your sacrifice is admirable.
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I never understand why these predictions are taken for anything more
(not directed at anyone, just thoughts piling up over the course of the season…the “you” is a generic “you”)
I go on a team’s site and make a pick based on what I think might happen in that night’s game. If I happen to pick against that team, it doesn’t necessarily indicate preference, just what I think will happen in that night’s isolated incident.
I mean, do you really expect that the Canucks will win every single game? 82-0? Really?
I do the same thing at Winging it, or Pensburgh, if I think the other team is going to win that night, I say so. No disrespect to the team whose site it is, just what I’m guessing will occur on that given night. I pick against the Red Wings on occasion, sure as hell doesn’t mean I’m cheering for the other team to win, y’know?
So, yeah, Nucks, hawks, I’m thinking Chicago pulls this one out. But you know, as a Red Wings fan, that I’m hoping the hawks fall flat on their faces. So, for me, in these predictions game, a pick is just a pick, no preference indicated by who I pick.
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
We're just joshing you
These predictions are a joke. The SPW competition doesn’t even have a prize.
Unless its priority registration.
God I love her.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
What CC said
…you NUMBSKULL!
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 6:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
it’s just a fun game around here, seeing who truly has ESP.
1 point for correctly calling the score, and a bonus for calling the correct team. (example: 4-2 Canucks actual final score would give 2 points for whoever called 4-2 Nucks, 1 point for 4-2 Hawks, and 0 for 3-2 Nucks/Hawks)
also another point available for calling who scores the GWG.
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Can I apply this logic to other things in life?
But…but…that guy on that one site said I wasn’t a numbskull!
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
How sad it this?
This thread was posted at 10:30 pm. It is now just a little after 2am and there are already over 300 comments. The morning crowd is going to love us.
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I keep telling people
it going to become self-aware
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
Fuckin Transformers
How do they work?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 12:24 AM PST up reply actions
Just tell me how Megatron (in the old days) was such a big robot yet transformed into such a small gun and I can die in piece :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
there’s shrinkage
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Who the fuck is THIS autobot?
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Quite simple really
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions
When you sleep??
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I'm sorry
English language
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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 4, 2011 6:54 AM PST up reply actions
Temples feeling a little numb?
Cerebellum a little icy?
it should be…
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i'm trying anything i can
to bring down my fever.
by Passive Voice on Feb 4, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
Ha!
You said cerebellum. First time I saw that word was in Calvin and Hobbes. :D
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Another comic strip I was obsessed with when it was out. Awesome stuff. That and Bloom County were the shit…for sure.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
I think I read every C&H out there. I have 3 treasuries! I don’t remember what the last strip was though…. was it an abrupt ending?
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 4, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I don't remember either.
Probably Hobbes just circling on the rug and laying down to sleep while Calvin rubs his belly.
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And his mom making hot chocolate with marshmallows in the background. mmm
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Thanks ahnfire. Wasn’t aware that was the last one. Brings back all the memories. Gotta go dig them out again.
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My high school chem teacher got a couple of us to go through a big book of Calvin & Hobbes comics because she was gonna paint some onto her son’s wall. She was so cool. Defo one of the reasons I decided to go for science as a career.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
That’s incredible. I totally wanna paint some on my walls now. :D
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aww..
that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. TY!
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I had a chance to buy the ENTIRE collection through my little bro’s school a few years back for $80!!! And I didn’t! I still consider gouging out my eyes with a spoon for making such a stupid decision.
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well
you can still get it for not much more…
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
sweet. thanks dude.
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Was reading an preview article
Ryan Johnson might be out with a lower body injury.
Does that sound familiar?
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/3644191-419/leddy-boynton-goal-hendry-columbus.html
lower body love
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
Why do you love his lower body?
Is he huge below the waist too?
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 4, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No no, just reminds me of last year. Poor guy was frequently beat to hell.
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
I’m still trying to figure out how he got hurt when we really haven’t played him. Maybe Boynton lit him up in practice one day.
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just a quick correction
for our D – Johnsson isn’t injured, he’s dead and missing. and actually not on the Hawks anymore.
tell that to CBS
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions
WINNER WINNER!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 6, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
(unless I'm going crazy) I just noticed...
the John Shorthouse commentary on the TSN video for the 3 Dec highlights. Is this normal for highlights uploaded for the CanucksTV YouTube channel?
Hmm…yeah I think so, but the American feeds always get put up on YouTube first
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
I think this will be a close game yikes
but want to see Coach Q’s stache fall off……..so 3—4 Canucks
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A 4-1 Canucks win.
With The Daniel getting the winner. He needs to score more. Who does he think he is, Henrik?
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4-0 Canucks win
Lu’s streak shall continue!
Ehrhoff scores first.
The Canucks have gone 23-4-6 since the Hawks destroyed us in November
Sean, let’s take a bow shall we?
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The Canucks have gone 23-4-6 since the Hawks destroyed usthe Nucksmisconduct meetup in November
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
Haha
We’ll meet in the playoffs when/if we’re up 3-0 in a series. So we can only ruin one game.
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
You mean 2 games? ha..fuck I’m still cranky over the results that weekend. Jeezus!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions
That's
a .788 pt%.
And would be 130 pts over 82 games.
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Did you guys kill Burish the other day?
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Burish to IR, Wathier recalled – Dallas Stars Blog – ESPN Dallas
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There were a million fights
Last night between Bos-Dal. Maybe he broke himself then
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couldn’t happen to a better guy
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions
We pulled his hair. It was cathartic.
Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 4, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He got “boomed” in a fight with Ference, Went down like Rick Dipietro
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "They’re missing some defencemen and all of a sudden they’re pitching shutouts on the road. They’re deep. Being on top of the league there are reasons. Defence is important." Hawks' Coach Q 2/3/11...through gritted teeth, most likely.
Barring a late-season collapse, it appears as if the Canucks are going to win the Western Conference.
http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110203/sports/702039693/
No asshole, it’s February and it’s only a seven point lead.
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hmmmmm
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I smugly dislike newpapers :)
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Guy just can't catch a break, unless it's his bones
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Pierre LeBrun
RT @NYIslanders: Rick DiPietro will be out 4-6 weeks with facial fractures and knee swelling. #Isles http://ow.ly/3QsRc
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with a 15 year contract. heheehehehee.. I can’t even begin to hide my glee from the schadenfreude.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Feb 4, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
omfg
DiPi is officially a walking bag of wet paper mache
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
more like Salo’s long-lost twin.
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reidder Kristin Reid
Aaron Rome says he’s back in tonight. Looks like Lee Sweatt comes out. No other changes expected. Luongo starts against Marty Turco
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Rome!!! All hail!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
Except…I had voted Tanev out in Yankee’s D post poll. I like the offence Sweatt brings. Are we going to need that tonight or are we going into a shutdown mode?
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
It’s Rome’s fan!
Nothin wrong with admiring a steady defenceman. A guy who brings balance to the force.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
If we lose, back to the Peg!
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 4, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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-Daniel Sedin: 9 assists in his last 7 games. No goals though. Huh.
Maybe Dank and Hank really did switch jersey’s during the ASG and forgot to switch back…
haha…no shit
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 4, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
but we’ve only had the 2 games since the ASG……..
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Wizards list updated. About 5 people picked Burrows, including marcness52 who moves into a tie at first place with yours truly. Pompey Canuck was closest to picking the correct score with a 5-0 projection. So close.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks
It must get increasingly hard to dredge through all the crap we (me as much as anyone) put on here now.
I remember when there was almost nothing but predictions on here. Anyways, just sayin, appreciate the effort.
Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 4, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
no doubt
I was just thinking about that the other day too. Seanberg is da man.
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And
thanks for the #FF, pops! :)
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Thanks Sean
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
French Fries
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Freedom fries
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
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by Section 312 on Feb 4, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
#justsayin
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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4-1 Canucks, Kes
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
4-2 Canucks. Kesler GWG
For some reason comments were closed at about 3am when I tried to post for the first time
Closed for maintenance, prolly.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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indeed
SBN was going through maintenance
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
exactly.
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what she said. mmhmm.
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Wow
The 3 pointer at the buzzer!!
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FUCKIN CLUTCH
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 5, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Exactly what I was picturing
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SPOT
FUCKING ON
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 4, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
WELL DONE!
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