Blue Jackets At Canucks Game Preview: For Those About To Rock...
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 28, 2011 9:36 PM PST
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Print| BLUE JACKETS |
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| Time | Tues. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | Sportsnet Van |
| Season Series | 2-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
7-3 Canucks Dec.23/10) |
| The Enemy | The Cannon | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 32-47-79 Nash: 29-27-56 |
| Jackets |
Category | Canucks |
| 31-24-6 | Season Record | 39-15-9 |
| 12th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Lost 1 |
| 15-11-4 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
22-6-5 |
| 7-2-1 |
Last 10 | 5-5-0 |
| -11 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +58 |
| 2.72 (17) |
Goals Per Game | 3.27 (1) |
| 2.92 (21) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.30 (1) |
| 0.97 (18) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.29 (2) |
| 16.0 (26) |
Power Play % |
24.8 (1) |
| 81.0 (21) |
Penalty Kill % |
85.6 (3) |
| 30.5 (15) |
Shots Per Game | 32.1 (9) |
| 30.0 (11) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.1 (13) |
| 67.9 (17) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 80.5 (4) |
| 78.9 (11) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 89.7 (4) |
| 33.3 (11) |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 0 (30) |
| 89.5 (12) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 90.6 (9) |
| 51.2 (8) |
Faceoffs % | 55.4 (1) |
| 13.8 (22) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.3 (13) |
| NHL.com |
It's another one of those games. The Canucks play a Columbus team that is fighting for a playoff spot. They are 4 points out of 8th and really can't afford to lose any. With a 7-2-1 record in their last 10 and a 3-1-1 record in their last 5 they are putting up a solid fight. How about 6 wins and 1 loss in their last 7 road games? They're not out of it yet.
The Canucks will have to match the BJ's intensity. Detroit is about to pull within 3 of Vancouver for top spot in the West. Maybe that will add a little fuel to the fire. It should be an excellent game. Establish dominance, Vancouver. That includes you, Kesler and Raymond. Snap out of your offensive slumbers. More after the jump.
LINKS
-The Jackets were going to give newcomer Craig Rivet some practice time with the team before playing him, but with Anton Stralman now most likely out for this one they may rush Rivet into the mix.
-Oh, and they recently traded Rotislav Klesla and Dane Byers to Phoenix for Scottie Upshall and Sami Lepisto. The Cannon has the current BJ depth chart.
-Maxim Lapierre comes with baggage (Province)
-Canucks depth level the best in their history. (Province). Agreed!
PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS
WHO'S HOT / COLD
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5-1
Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Winning streak starts here
4-1 Nucks
Kesler finally gets one (for the umpteenth time)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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4-2 Canucks, Daniel gwg
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canucks 6-0
Raymond break-out game with 2g1a, dank hattrick, salo adds one
4-2 Canucks
Kesler
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
Cue a missy fit!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 28, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Guys
4-2 never happens. Didn’t you read my handbook!?!?!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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PFFFT!!! Eat my dust, professor
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 28, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
4-2
Has happened a lot more this year than last year…pull my funding
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it happened a few weeks ago, when i called 4-2 Daniel….
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yep!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 28, 2011 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
5-2 Nucks
Kesler FTW
You have had days to stew about the loss to Boston. Kesler is going to break out of his funk and kill the BJ’s.
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Yikes
Detroit roasted LA 7-4. There goes the #1 spot in G/G
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5-3
canucks
beating jackets
DANIEL SEDIN
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 28, 2011 10:19 PM PST reply actions
4-1 Canucks. The new guy with the GWG. ( Go get em Max! )
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a nickname that comes to mind for him is Lappy.
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Going with the ‘Mad’ theme we have going on here, I’m going to throw my hat in with “Mad Max”. Also, he actually is pretty crazy!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 28, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I call him LP for convenience’s sake.
"I think being a seller would be fun."
- Mike Gillis
by eightyseven on Feb 28, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll get into the habit of calling him 24, for convenience’s sake.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 28, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
LP
you know me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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You down with MLP
Ya you know me.
Who’s down with MLP?
Every last homie
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Oh no you didn't
"I think being a seller would be fun."
- Mike Gillis
by eightyseven on Feb 28, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
Oh I did
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Semi
rolls old school.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 12:53 AM PST up reply actions
Me too.
P.E. in the house y’all!
Flavah Flaaaaaaaaave!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah but
when you wear a big clock around your neck sits so the numbers are big enough for you to read.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
hahaha
Except you are actually “old” school while I have a few more years to go before I’m there… ;)
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Laugh it up, Fuzzball!
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
?
"I think being a seller would be fun."
- Mike Gillis
by eightyseven on Feb 28, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
see above
Train of thought
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I saw one on Twitter I liked.
Magnum P.I…cuz he comes here with “Higgins”
I like Magnum anyhow
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me likey.
Add my vote for Mad Max.
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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WTF???
These reply fails are pissing me off big time. They never used to happen to me!
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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4-1 Canucks
Raymond FTW. Come on buddy, you need one. Or five.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Well I didn’t say they all had to be in one game.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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3-2 Bluejackets
Chris Clark with a fluky goal off a defensive miscue for the winner.
3-0 good guys
raymond, just to make the cdc style panic’ers shut the fuck up
"What the fuck's a 'Beeber'???"
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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6-2 Nucks
Burrows GWG
That Lappy goal against the Pens is so sick.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 12:54 AM PST reply actions
4-1 Van, Kesler
Sticking with Kesler till he pots one, damn it!
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
5-2 Canucks
Tambellini breaks out with the GWG (now that he’s not with terrible linemates)
Just looked at Philly's depth chart
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 1:13 AM PST reply actions
They ARE Scary
Cheers for the Pens! Cheers for the Canucks!
Crosby for Hart.......Letang for Norris.........Keslord for Selke
I'm just addicted to hockey and wouldn't have it any other way.
Follow me on Twitter as PensFanInDenver
by PensFanInDenver on Mar 1, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
Holy shit, look at their 3rd and 4th lines.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
HOLY SHIT
They have a Wellwood. They’re screwed.
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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 1, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
And yet…they are relying on Boucher/Bob, and Carle/Meszaros/O’Donnell to continue playing well.
I am not any more worried about them than I was at the beginning of the year. Solid team, but more holes than others (DET, us).
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I see goaltending as their only weakness
if THAT.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
Fair enough
Would you trade their team for ours right now? My personal opinion is an unquestionable no. Let’s see what happens when they start having to play good teams every night.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
No
I wouldn’t, but they’re not to be taken lightly.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
if one of their top 3 d-men goes down
they’re in far more trouble than we are
imo
by Beantown Canuck on Mar 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Can you imagine if that team had to play as many games as we have without Pronger, Meszaros, and Carle??
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they played quite well
without pronger for a good span of games
but again, that’s only against the eastern conference
by Beantown Canuck on Mar 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
When it was just Edler out we played pretty well too. I don’t know how they would fare with even more guys out though
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To their credit, they are loaded up front like we are
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
And yet
We crushed them 6-2…
I know it’s only one game, but that was a spanking
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4-2 Hank
That Lapierre goal in the playoffs was bloody awesome, had no idea he had that in him
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Also, Nucks win
"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan
Anyone read the Province link above about our depth?
What does TG mean that Higgins is “underwhelmed” by being in Vancouver? I haven’t seen any reports of that.
Botch’s quote from him yesterday: “"Who wouldn’t be amped to play with a team that’s first in the conference?" Higgins said. "It’s quite an opportunity."” [link]
WTF?
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Yeah, I saw that too. I didn’t see any quotes from Higgins before I read it so I didn’t know what was up, but it sounds like Gallagher was reading between lines that don’t exist on that one
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Nickname suggestion for Lappierre
Lappierre shortens to Lappy
which sounds like Lapin
Which is the French word for Rabbit
Which in Victoria is an annoying rodent that everyone is out to kill
Elmer Fudd also wants to kill wascally wabbits
Especially one called Bugs
Lapierre = Bugs
hahahahaha
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to be honest, i haven’t seen a rabbit at UVic for a couple months now….
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ruh oh
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
Elmer Fudd lives!
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
4-1 Canucks
SaloSaloSalo
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
I’m gonna go with 4 – 1 Nucks, Lappy with the win.
by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 1, 2011 11:34 AM PST reply actions
Smart woman!
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I do what I can Dan
Yay for rhyming! Put me on TSN!
by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Dear Vancouver Canucks,
My dear Jackets need a win tonight, please give us our needs.
SIncerily,
Columbus Blue Jackets fans
Good Luck tonight, andjust remember, Jackets need this win more than you do. :)
We'll see
what we can do.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
No you won't
crush them now ;)
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Stacie has forced my hand
Weapons free, boys.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
um
Jackets need this win more than you do. :)
As part of our road to glory, our need for a win is hardly anything to sneeze at. When you hit the 40 year mark without winning the cup, then we can discuss need :)
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We will root for you come playoff time, you may need all the help you can get if you play the Hawks again. :)
But we need this win first to make the playoffs. We cant hit the 10 year mark without winning playoff game.
you sayin' you better than us? ;-)
Your right on schedule. Canucks didn’t win our first playoff game until April 4/74. It was Montreal too, back when they were very good, 2-1.
But that was a different time, and a lot of teams made the dance. They had those best of 3 series in the 70s too. We did not win our first series until that magical run in 1982.
The difference being that the 30 teams now means that the overall talent ( really talented guys ) is a bit diluted from then, and the other that scoring was pretty high back then. Even with the clutch and grab, hooking a guy all the way down the ice with no call, instead of now…it was easier to win back then.
Apart from a couple sniffs after that 74 series, it was the 82 run. Twelve years for you guys, a bit more experience and talent to give Nash some help…lots of teams can do the run.
But we need to win this one with a new guy in, playing this .500 hockey lately. Sorry friend.
Its hard being a good team too! LOL
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You might as well save the wins for the playoffs like the Caps are going to do (IMO). Jackets need to make the playoffs so we can increase attendance and make the playoffs to increase STH for next year. We NEED, you guys just want it. Its needs vs wants.lol
I would hate to see them save it for the playoffs, and I don’t think you can just turn on the competitive fire at a glance. You have to play with fire in your belly come playoff time, and that won’t happen if you coast into the first series. That’s how upsets happen.
by sunshine and lollipops on Mar 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
New March wallpaper from Canucks.com
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions
Link
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
My desktop background is this. Better than looking at Dank’s ass all month. ha
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
This is mine at work
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Mar 1, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha! @Section’s
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
I have a Darryl Sittler motivation plaque on my office wall (the pic is from the game where he scored 10 points vs Boston. It says: “I always turn to the sports pages first., which record people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing bu man’s failures.”
-Chief Justice Earl Warren
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by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
this is mine on my computer
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Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
You know Abe is from IL right? Does that mean the team from IL will be coming out kicking some ass in May?
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Or maybe they will show up
and get shot in the head before the final curtain?
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by Section 312 on Mar 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
oooohhhh
Nice
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BOOM
HEADSHOT
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
I thought it was a Sarah Palin special. Almost expected to see a Momma Grizzly inspirational quote with that one Bean!
stacie stacie stacie…thats reaching just a bit isn’t it? ;-/
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Haven’t you seen my new sig? I’m the eternal optimist.
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a bullheaded optimist? Cool. We’ll get you converted in the early summer, hopefully.
Chicks dig trophies, right?
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, The firm of Smug & Preening is looking for a few good men ( and women! ). "When you watch that, you don’t want to be the guy who messes up. You make sure you pull your weight around here." Malhotra on the Wonder Twins 2/22/11
Hey!
You’ve self titled!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
No I didn’t. The SCH one ahnfire gave me yesterday. The NM one isn’t a title. It’s not like I said I was NM’s favourite little Hawks fan or something like that (I threw the extra u in just for you guys).
SCH's Most optimistic poster and head of Kool-Aid distribution
NM's Hawk fan that refuses to convert
Thanks for thinking of us!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Maybe I should be NM’s most thoughtful Hawks fan ;)
SCH's Most optimistic poster and head of Kool-Aid distribution
NM's Hawk fan that refuses to convert
Do it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Is this better?
SCH's Most optimistic poster and head of Kool-Aid distribution
NM's Most thoughtful Hawks fan who refuses to convert
Approved!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Was thinking…NM’s biggest case of Canuck denial.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
What is Canuck “denial” though?
;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, The firm of Smug & Preening is looking for a few good men ( and women! ). "When you watch that, you don’t want to be the guy who messes up. You make sure you pull your weight around here." Malhotra on the Wonder Twins 2/22/11
yeah work on that one and I’ll consider adding it
SCH's Most optimistic poster and head of Kool-Aid distribution
NM's Most thoughtful Hawks fan who refuses to convert
Fine …. NM’s biggest closet Canucks fan.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
Now that one is true stacie.
;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, The firm of Smug & Preening is looking for a few good men ( and women! ). "When you watch that, you don’t want to be the guy who messes up. You make sure you pull your weight around here." Malhotra on the Wonder Twins 2/22/11
OK how’s this one
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by stacie7 on Mar 1, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
abe lincoln
riding a grizzly bear
with an american flag saddle
holding up the declaration of independence
carrying an assault rifle
if you open up the full version, you can see he named the gun “The Emancipator”
and there appears to be a flying saucer hovering on the left
by Beantown Canuck on Mar 1, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
That is so full of awesome
that I’m having an asthma attack
if you prefer
here’s teddy roosevelt gunning down a sasquatch
but since i am a big sasquatch fan, i don’t approve
by Beantown Canuck on Mar 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Sweet christ there aren't enough rec's in the system
Love me some Teddy.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Mar 1, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
For a second I got really confused and thought that was FDR
and was going to ask why he wasn’t in a wheelchair.
Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
Would it make you feel better if I said I thought it was a Wookie he was gunning down?
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NM's Hawk fan that refuses to convert
Fuck that! Wookies are real! Sasquatches are not!
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 1, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
You leave the sweet gentle
Wookies alone. People misjudge them because of their size. They are the friendliest creature in all the universe!!!!
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by Section 312 on Mar 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
They'll
rip your arm off!
Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
But at least one of them hangs out with hotties
so they are OK in my book
SCH's Most optimistic poster and head of Kool-Aid distribution
NM's Hawk fan that refuses to convert
Apparently in the original version of the cantina scene
Han shoots first.
Then they changed it to make the assassin shoot first.
Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I just found out about
that recently.
Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).
by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 1, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
I'm STILL pissed about that
and they ruined that scene like 15 years ago!
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
Now I love that one. Teddy didn’t flinch in the face of Bigfoot at all, did he?
They don’t make presidents like him any more.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, The firm of Smug & Preening is looking for a few good men ( and women! ). "When you watch that, you don’t want to be the guy who messes up. You make sure you pull your weight around here." Malhotra on the Wonder Twins 2/22/11
I hope the Canucks can cure what's been wrong with themselves lately
with their mind. And get back to being addicted to winning. I love the Canucks with the fire of 1,000 suns.
4-2 Nucks. Lappy FTW.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Mar 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST reply actions
Well then here's to hoping you don't get burned
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NM's Hawk fan that refuses to convert
Canucks 5-2
Dank = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
ruh roh
I’ve pretty much given up on that team
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Shame.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
ehh
It was a lost cause. Nothing was working out
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Oh ye of little faith, and even less points.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
3-2 Canooks. Dank with the Swedish touch.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
He give massages?
SCH's Most optimistic poster and head of Kool-Aid distribution
NM's Most thoughtful Hawks fan who refuses to convert
Yes. Hopefully this one has a happy ending.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
Heyo!!!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, The firm of Smug & Preening is looking for a few good men ( and women! ). "When you watch that, you don’t want to be the guy who messes up. You make sure you pull your weight around here." Malhotra on the Wonder Twins 2/22/11
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