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BLUES
CANUCKS

AT

Time Thurs. 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pac,
Season Series 2-1 Blues
Last Meeting
3-2 Blues (Feb.14/11)
The Enemy Stanley Cup Of Chowder Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 32-46-78 Backes: 22-23-45
Blues
Category   Canucks 
27-23-9 Season Record 38-14-9
13th
Conference Position 1st
Lost 2
Streak Lost 1
9-13-5
< Road Record / Home Record >
21-5-5
5-3-2
Last 10 6-4-0
-10
Goals For / Against +/- +59
2.76 (14)
Goals Per Game 3.31 (2)
2.90 (19)
Goals Against Per Game 2.30 (1)
0.95 (21)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.29 (3)
17.1 (17)
Power Play %
25.2 (1)
81.0 (19)
Penalty Kill %
85.7 (4)
29.9 (18)
Shots Per Game 32.3 (7)
28.2 (4)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.2 (15) 
60.6 (26)
Winning % When Scoring First 82.1 (2)
59.1 (28)
Winning % When Leading After 1 92.6 (2) 
26.9 (21)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 27.3 (20) 
81.0 (23)
Winning % When Leading After 2 90.6 (10) 
48.3 (24)
Faceoffs % 55.4 (1)
15.3 (28)
PIM's Per Game Average
11.4 (13) 
NHL.com

The Canucks will pull off a stinker once in a while like the last game against the Habs. They nearly managed a comeback even with a mediocre and inconsistent effort. Now comes a Blues team that cannot string together enough wins to get into a playoff position. They are 5 points out and not quitting yet. I really like their additions of Stewart and Shattenkirk, who have combined for 6 points in their first 3 games as Blues. Impressive. But 2 of those 3 games have been losses.

The last game Jaroslav Halak played was February 14 against the Canucks. A win. He injured his hand. The Blues are using a Ty Conklin / Ben Bishop combo now. Bishop is a whopping 6'7"!

Anyways, the Blues suck on the road. The Canucks are great at home. Expect a much improved effort from our boys in this one. Oh, and line 2 has to get their shit together. The Canucks have not lost 2 straight in regulation since..well since Yankee and I were in Vancouver in late November. How f*cked up is that?

Star-divide

-Update: Everything you need to know about Pass It To Bulis writer Harrison Mooney's defeat over Tanner Glass in a charity Scrabble match. Well done Harrison, and well done all for the charity event!

-Alex Steen has 4 goals and 1 assist in 3 games against the Canucks this season. FFS!

-Au contraire, Chris Stewart only has 1 assist in 4 games vs Van this season.

-The Sedins have a paltry 2 points combined in 3 games vs the Blues this season.

-Looks like the Canuck with the most goals against the Blues is Jannik Hansen with 2.

LINKS

-This Team Is Cursed (St. Louis Game Time)

-Analysis of the big Avs-Blues trade from last Friday (St. Louis Game Time)

-Mason Raymond on the hot seat (The Province)

-Canucks need to trade for a 4th line center (The Province)

PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Cory Schneider 17 944 10 3 36 2.29 471 435 .924 0



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Ty Conklin 19 984 7 5 51 3.11 438 387 .884 2


WHO'S HOT / COLD


CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 3 games played.

-Henrik Sedin: 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 3 games.

-Manny Malhotra: 1 goal and 4 assists in his last 6 games.

-Christian Ehrhoff:  5 assists in his last 6.

COLD

-Ryan Kesler: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 6 games.

-Mason Raymond: 1 assist in his last 5.

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 7 games.

-Tanner Glass: 1 assist in his last 24.

BLUES

HOT

-David Backes 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 4 games (0 points in his last 2 games)

-Patrik Berglund: 4 goals and 4 assists in his last 7.

-Brad Boyes: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3.

-Andy McDonald: 5 goals and 3 assists in his last 5. Yikes!

-T.J. Oshie: 3 goals and 5 assists in his last 4 games. Yoshi!

-Alex Pietrangelo: 1 goal and 7 assists in his last 5. We're doomed!

-Kevin Shattenkirk: already 2 assists in his first 3 games with the Blues.

-Chris Stewart: already 3 goals in his first 3 games with the Blues. Damnation!

-Alexander Steen: *Canucks killer*: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3 games.

COLD

-Matt D'Agnostini: 0 points in his last 7 games.

-Vladimir Sobotka: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 13.

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alexander Edler: back

-D Kevin Bieksa: broken foot

-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist

-D Lee Sweatt: broken foot

BLUES

-Jaroslav Halak: hand

-David Perron: concussion

VIDEO

Not good, boys. Shame! How about my foot in your ass? (Nice recovery by Lou though)

Classic Canucks-Blues Violence! Odjick loses his shit!

OT: Ho Wally Shit


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Go Canucks!

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3-1 Blues, Yoshi gwg.

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by missy on Feb 23, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Are you doing this just so no-one copies you?

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Feb 23, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

no

this is quite seriously my prediction.
plus, i think everyone else learned their mistake for copying me last night. a 6-1 prediction doesn’t work well for a 3-2 loss….

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and that should say time, not night.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks, Daniel

"Ironic isn't it, that the very strings I played then are made from the very gut of the animal this song is about" - David McGahan

by PKSube on Feb 23, 2011 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

Conklin is a human sieve

And the Canucks should be rightfully pissed about the Habs Game.

6-2 Canucks, Dank GWG.

by JJ Canuck on Feb 23, 2011 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, AMFB GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 23, 2011 8:22 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 23, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

4-2
Kesler

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 23, 2011 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

Damn

I started watching my West Wing DVDs again this evening…goodbye evening/night.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 23, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

No kidding

Although I only have the first 4 seasons (the best ones IMO). My housemate and his girlfriend have never seen it before (very surprising) so we may be watching a lot of them in the next few days…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

revenge exacted

4-2 Canucks, Salo scores on pp

by Tina Poole on Feb 23, 2011 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

3-2 Nucks

Kesler FTW

Bitches be crazy - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by stacie7 on Feb 23, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

Canucks 4-2

Kesler =gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Feb 23, 2011 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha, what!?

CBC and the NHL don’t understand our country!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 23, 2011 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

OK I'll play stupid American

Why was it insulting to not sing the last part in French? Is it because one of the teams was Montreal?

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by stacie7 on Feb 23, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably

Except they only sing it bilingually in Ottawa and Montreal anyways, so I don’t know what their issue is.
It’s basically Quebec being Quebec and bitching a fit about everything perceived “slight” they see

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 23, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

Every perceived “slight”
And I did mean to write bitching a fit

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 23, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more shocked they did the National Anthem without an American team being present.

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by stacie7 on Feb 23, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

They did do the Canadian one at the Winter classic…so probably a reciprocal thing. One off events tend to get both I guess?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 23, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s so bullshit. I hate when Quebec complains about shit like this. It’s so small and they take it personally when there probably was no intention at all to slight them. Although this could just be the media trying to make something out of nothing like they usually do.

by marcness52 on Feb 23, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

To be expected though, when one of the political parties, and movements there ( though polling as less popular )…

Is separatist in nature.

Most Quebecois I know find it just as annoying as you do.

Sort of like Americans ( I sure hope anyway )….and Fox News.

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by vancitydan on Feb 24, 2011 12:54 AM PST up reply actions  

They remind me of the Canada’s Republicans. Most people just can’t stand them.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The Quebec media is trying to sell papers, and unfortunately, that sort of hyper-sensitive bitching sells.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 24, 2011 5:25 AM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Blues

Pietrangelo with a screened slapper from the point.

And yes I know,

I have little cranial sensory acuity

by Sandwich76 on Feb 23, 2011 9:41 PM PST reply actions  

your mass of neurons are hypothermic, even

by seedvt on Feb 23, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I say BOO

To that!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 23, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

FOUR TWO DANIEL SEDIN

Can I get to watch a game, please?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 23, 2011 10:43 PM PST reply actions  

And partake in a GDT

on top of that.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 23, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

Can you?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 5:58 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ma go missy off the top rope.

by Passive Voice on Feb 24, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

But you like me.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 24, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Close game, 4-3 canucks kes gwg

by kiyotok on Feb 23, 2011 10:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-2 Canuckses, Kesler

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Feb 23, 2011 10:46 PM PST reply actions  

6-2 Canucks. Samuelsson.

I would like to see the Canucks expose the weakness in the goaltending situation and blow them out of the water.

by marcness52 on Feb 23, 2011 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 MayRay, really hope he gets his shit together

by dmopa1 on Feb 23, 2011 11:03 PM PST reply actions  

Calling a shutout…
NUMBSKULL and a HALF!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

that’s just nonsense… nonsense on stilts

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I’m not superstitious, but plenty of people are. Watch, I’ll say the word shutout in the game thread tonight if the timing is right and watch how many people get spooked.

So yeah, it’s a new rule that I made up in fun. Any chance to jab at Beantown I have to take it

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m game. It can’t all go one way. I’m watching your predictions Beantown.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Well to be fair it was CC that was bragging that Lou got the shoutout with 16 seconds left in the game then he gets scored on.

by marcness52 on Feb 24, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

FML

/shame

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of numbskulls so far. Have they lost faith in our heroes, or just getting desperate for points as the season winds down?

I’m still near the top….and have never picked against the Canucks…just does not seem…kosher.

3-0 good guys. Cody Hodgson with the GWG to shut the media up that are braying he “never got a chance” when the coach ran with three lines in a game down by two.

Not like every other team in the league does not do that, but in our city, we have “given up” on CoHo, and are actively shopping him at the deadline!

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by vancitydan on Feb 24, 2011 12:58 AM PST reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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by mfarough on Feb 24, 2011 5:41 AM PST reply actions  

Light it up!

4-1 Nucks

Handsome Hansen rolls up the rim to win!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

Woohoo! Stick it to the Blues!
3—4 Canucks
Burrows GWG

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 24, 2011 7:04 AM PST reply actions  

Nucks 4-3, Let’s give it to the Daniel.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

Pittsburgh's grabbing everyone they can!
@TSNBobMcKenzie
Bob McKenzie
PIT has acquired Alexei Kovalev from the Ottawa Senators. Done deal.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 9:19 AM PST reply actions  

they need them

their top two players are gone, one for the year and the other indefinitely

by Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheap rental, capable of scoring when properly motivated, for a 7th rounder.

Plus, he fits in their cap and is a FA at the end of the year. Makes a TON of sense. Plus, Pit needs all the scoring help they can get.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

We really do! The Pens NEED all the help they can get.
But I don’t like Kovalev—don’t see this trade working out. Oh, well.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 24, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

If he plays like he did when he was last with Pittsburgh it would be a good pickup but I think he’s past his prime now. Might still be able to add something but not what he used to bring.

by marcness52 on Feb 24, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Bylsma could get some good games out of him.

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 24, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sen's

fire sale continues.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 9:42 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The poor Sens

Poor Gonchar.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 24, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

HA!!!!

Screw the Sens. And screw Gonchar. He’s a douche and that whole organization are douches. They deserve each other.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I Still Feel Sorry For Him

I can’t help it. I can’t hate the Sens. I hate the Habs much, much more.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 24, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel sorry for you personally that your team picked up that idiot Kovalev.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

So streaky.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 24, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and selfish

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

and

vastly overrated

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I Don't Like Him Either

He is 38 and has baggage. Billy G he is not—Guerin was 38 when the Pens got him
but he could muck it up in front of the net, he worked for it. I hope Kovy does
something good for the Pens. But, hey, Shero got him on the cheap so that
is one good thing.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 24, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonch

is my least favourite Senator now that Kovy is gone. And Im a Sens fan!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

4 to 1

Canucks, Erhoff for the win. Is AV ever going to sit Raymond? The kid has been less than impressive this year.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 9:45 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I really hope so, but it's doubtful

I read an article in The Vancouver Sun (not the best source, I know) but AV said he liked aspects of Raymond’s game.

I do think he needs to get the message that he isn’t big enough or meant for the perimeter play crap he’s been doing the past 10+ games. A bench or demotion would be nice to get the message across.

Personally, I’m pretty disappointed with Raymond.

by JJ Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he knows it and gets to the dirty areas tonight. I’ll be keeping my eye on him.

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

me too. Line 2 as a whole needs to pick it up

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Nucks

A. Motherfuckin B. FTW.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

i just got a vicious email about the Squid i posted last week where i wasn’t pleased with Ehrhoff’s play….

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

Swedish troll?

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 10:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

no return address, saying “you’re 20? christian already did all this by your age, bitch, fuck you”. obviously didn’t understand that my post was only criticizing his play over 1 game.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

real bravery there, sending u an anonymous hate mail…nice little fucktard cowardice. Probably 13, fat and pimply.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

the little troll

probably loved Waach’s post that day then…

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Missy...

here’s what you need to do

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

heheheheh.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be the guy responsible for the strangling with the telephone cord!

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I got one too:

What a fucking joke you are!
 
No one gives a fuck that you get angry.
 
 
 
Your comment describing Christian—- “vacant looking slack jawed face”
 
Your extreme jealousy is glaringly apparent. You wish he were as you described.
 
Christian is a brilliant, classy, skilled gentleman who speaks and writes three languages fluently. He is immensely successful and a gift to this earth.
 
You are a nothing.
 
You are a dull, dim witted, common male. You are very unattractive and your lips are terribly shapen. You have the typical look of the uncultured male.
 
 
Christian, on the other hand, is a beautiful man. He is a big, strong, intelligent, successful, charming, skilled, funny, abundantly talented gentleman. He is far more
 
attractive and beautiful than any other man or woman I have ever seen. As if his strawberry blonde hair, his pure white skin, his exotic slanted blue eyes and his
 
strong manly chin weren’t enough, he has those oh so precious plump and pouty lips.
 
This man is a winner in every category. He is without a doubt the most desirable being ever created.
 
 
Let me write at your level—-
 
 
Have fun bad mouthing a gentleman behind his back. That’s how low life like you get fulfillment wallowing with the other filth.
 
 
Shove your head up your ass and die. No one will miss you.

I never left a comment. I think he was lashing out at Twitchy through me. haha. Oh well.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

that was me that made the vacant looking slack jawed blah blah comment. I challenge this little snotmonkey to reveal themself and stop being such a douchebag coward, but I doubt it will happen.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha – that message made me laugh.

What I learned: You are not allowed to criticize a talented entertainer if he is considered beautiful by some – unless you have perfectly sculpted lips.

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It must be his agent. He doesn’t like all the negative press we’re giving him.

by marcness52 on Feb 24, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

my favorite line right here
You are a dull, dim witted, common male. You are very unattractive and your lips are terribly shapen. You have the typical look of the uncultured male.

Hah, laughs on her, my lips are my best feature! wait…

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You just don’t have a strong manly chin, Twitch. Tsk.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Makes me think it could be a family member maybe, describing his as beautiful, etc.

by marcness52 on Feb 24, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

COMMON MALE

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Should add that into the blog headline.
“Smug, preenly and oddly Common”

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

well played.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. We don’t have that problem around here (apparently) (Not speaking for myself)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that guy

is too much man for a hockey game. So much so, he got penalized!

by Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah you have to be a pussy in the new NHL. Too much man? That’ll be a minor penalty every time.

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary Roberts is John Wayne

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He makes

CoHo carry Honda Civics up and down the CN Tower in the off season.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure its this guy. @gustavssonGN

He was all over Twitter on Ehrhoff’s bad game, shooting robins with howitzers.

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by vancitydan on Feb 24, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Pure white skin??

His strawberry blonde hair?
His exotic slanted blue eyes?

Well that is a white supremacist hockey fan if ever there was one.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

while googling to see if there’s a cute image of him, i found this (too big to post in reply without getting it cut off)

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

I think Christian’s mother may be defending him on the tubes.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 24, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the most hilarious

Hate mail I’ve ever seen.
More people deserve to see that

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

after reading that mail, I think I fear more for Ehrhoff’s safety than our own…….

(O_o)

by jluglue on Feb 24, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Slander!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

His are written in real blood. Not ink.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That's Extremely Rude

and tacky.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 24, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You should ask him

What he did by 20…I imagine a lot less

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin’ troll.

Why doesn’t he come here and say it. He obviously has access to the boards here, and if he’s reading what you’re writing, he’s probably reading these messages too.

So here’s a big collective FUCK YOU from the good people from NM. Grow up and state your opinions in a mature fashion. No need to attack an esteemed writer here just for stating her own opinions.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey congrats, you’ve made it! Hate mail means you’re in the internet club. We have soft drinks and smores in the back.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought

the club was a little more hard core than that. ;)

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 11:43 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wait wait

There are smores? Why didn’t I know about this before?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you have to receive the hate mail, not write it.

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by stacie7 on Feb 24, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

rec’d for win!

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank god for titles. Another win for Missy!

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Green this

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The lulz. They keep coming.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 24, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't there

some goofball going after anybody who bad mouthed Erhoff on Twitter a while back?

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 11:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

i didn't see that

but i doubt it was through Twitter, since my Twitter is connected to my Ymail account, and this email came to my Gmail address at the bottom of the NM page. my troll specifically mentioned the Squid i posted last week.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I was about to ask… Do we cut her some slack if she ends up looking like Reidder?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

no

even a hot crazy retarded bitch stalker cunt is still a crazy retarded bitch stalker cunt… just sayin

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL. I think I’ll just apologize to Beantown for making the connection between the stalker and his goddess.

And back away from that.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i was hoping

the dropping of the c-bomb wouldn’t get me in trouble…

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You really

need to come out of your shell.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 12:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently, Missy’s not a fan, but sometimes it’s due.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s actually 87 that hates it. i don’t ever really notice it.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t even realize it was used until twitchy mentioned it two posts later and I hate that word. You guys must be a bad influence on me.

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by stacie7 on Feb 24, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed it the first time through. Wouldn’t have noticed until some one brought it up…now I can’t unsee it :(

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry :(

i was trying to make a point about the ridiculousness of this person…guess i was too obtuse and harsh :(

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were bang on the money

GAHHHHH!!!!!!! Bang on.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry folks, some words in there went out of bounds so the comments were removed. If anyone has questions what’s in and out of bounds, drop me a line.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OT...

Do the admins read every single thing that’s posted/linked/written here?

Holy crap, how much time do you guys spend here.. _

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t speak for Sean but I lurk more than post. I certainly don’t see everything.

But most of the time I click on all the ads :)

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ashley Madison

FTW

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs CC does not approve.

And really, that thing is sooo overated.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

I was joking

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Vancouverguy: Yeah I read just about everything. It’s fountain of information around here!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i gotta admit

i was shocked when i read your comment then went up and read my original comment still here… i’m not offended if u remove it too, if it calms everyone down… although it was comedy gold…

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind

I love the word like I said but I don’t use it online very often. And I also don’t mind if you remove my comments. Just don’t ban me again. That was the worst week of my life.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...what?

I thought you banned yourself?

by jluglue on Feb 24, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there was a whole thing

but Sean banned me for a while. Ultimately I think everything worked out for the best.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how during your banishment you came over to SCH

Hawks and Nucks fans linked whether they like it or not :)

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by stacie7 on Feb 24, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to really like it over there

whenever the Canuck nation gets a little overwhelming for me that was my refuge.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and now this is my asylum

from the new rules

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by stacie7 on Feb 24, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Who'd of thunk it?

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

There was one word that was verboten in my mind, even if the user wasn’t using it a harsh manner. But when I remove a comment, it removes all replies so the thread is a bit broken now.

No worries, moving on…

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

.............

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hilariously awesome.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I recall

You were trying to get yourself ban’d there Section… :)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That is true

but ultimately Sean had to take that step and actually ban me which he did. Thankfully it didn’t last long as it became clear I wasn’t the problem. Well, I wasn’t the majority of the problem.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. you were not the majority of the problem! :) Glad you are here, Section

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily for Section, 49% of the problem is not the majority!

;)
I jest

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking I was like 48%

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly

I didn’t even know it ever happened

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I know :)

You were definitely not the problem, and I’m glad that got sorted out and you came back

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Language Police!

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by ShiftySC on Feb 24, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny, I thought it was his wife. Another Jokinen episode, yay!

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 24, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bishop is a whopping 6’7"!

He also has a pretty fast glove hand.

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

Oooo

Simu-trailers are the best.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 Keslord

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Sweet

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Well done

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it will improve my prediction luck if I use my fancy internet magic!

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Not likely, my friend :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

a ginger ball hockey player… no wonder I’m a Canucks fan

Just be careful not to injure yourself keeping you out of the lineup for 5 months.

by marcness52 on Feb 24, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Well… I am wearing an ankle brace right now… :/

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by SteveNux on Feb 24, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I play ball hockey twice a week

and I have skills.

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, ball hockey goalie, me unstoppable

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

As in

you can’t stop anything?

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by Section 312 on Feb 24, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I play shinny pretty much every day

I am improving my skills.
My slapper is becoming a rocket. (debatable)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Every day?

Oh to live in Southern Ontario. I remember frozen door locks and snow taller than me.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I play ball hockey twice a week
and I have skills.

Nice. I usually play twice a week, but I played on the weekend this week too so I think that’s how I tweaked my ankle. It’s feeling better already, I just don’t want to re-roll it so I’m being cations.. thus the brace.

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by SteveNux on Feb 25, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Injuries are the worst

hope you get better soon.

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by Section 312 on Feb 25, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll be at the game tonight

which means I’d better predict a Canucks win. Hoping for lots of goals, so I’ll say 6-3 Canucks, Kesler with the winner.

by British Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

pictures!

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Notify CC

Adele is on Ellen.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 11:46 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

and curling is on TSN.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

God bless us

Everyone.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 24, 2011 12:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

<3

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by eightyseven on Feb 24, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

gahhhhh

adele

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This is probably one of the best things I've read today

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/2/24/2012836/leafs-at-habs-no-carey-priceless#59947236

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

bah you...

i posted it in the morning coffee too.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Semi got my attention, though.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

if i was a 20 year old woman

a semi would get my attention too.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 24, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It might make you

A bit Twitchy

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

5-0 Nucks

Alex Motherfucking Burrows GWG

Ottawa is selling off all the parts. Its a firesale folks!

Bryan Murray has ran that team into the ground and I hope he gets the can.

Well, at least Alex “I could not give less of a shit” Kovalev is gone.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

Chris Neil time? Maybe for a future considerations, since Kovalev went for a 7th

snicker But seriously, Chris Neil to Vanc?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t have the cap space to take him for just FC or picks – would have to send salary back…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 24, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How's about

Richards to Vancouver for Raymond, CoHo and some pick.

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by Bobby Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

DONE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we seriously talking about the same Richards? Does not like. I’d rather package him for Cane than a 3 months rental.

Richards is hitting FA, and I don’t want him if it’s for Raymond+CoHo. Plus, aren’t we absurdly deep down the middle already?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

er… that should read Kane.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

E or P

Bitches be crazy - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by stacie7 on Feb 24, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

E

P can go C himself :D

by Passive Voice on Feb 24, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Later dudes!

S You in your As!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What PV said.

I don’t think PKane would be a big hit here.

EKane please!

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 24, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Nucks/Hank

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by Bobby Canuck on Feb 24, 2011 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS
TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie
FLA has traded forward Cory Stillman to CAR. Details to follow

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

HF is atwitter at news that weiss has also been traded.

by Passive Voice on Feb 24, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

oh jesus

for who?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

i’m just reading thru the thread; no team/name given, and then bob mac tweeted that weiss hasnt’ yet waived NTC

by Passive Voice on Feb 24, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

shit

is getting real

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM
DarrenDreger Darren Dreger
Stillman to Carolina for Ryan Carter and a 5th round pick in 2011

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait a sec
Real_ESPNLeBrun Pierre LeBrun
To repeat, Florida gets a fifth-round pick this year plus Ryan Carter in exchange for Stillman

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 24, 2011 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Botch making an appearance on TSN’s Studs and Duds. Great stuff

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 24, 2011 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Hansen GWG

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by nucklord on Feb 24, 2011 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

you guys should watch the Leafs-Habs game. only 13 minutes in, Leafs just scored 3 times in the span of a few minutes, Auld has already been pulled and Price is now in.

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by missy on Feb 24, 2011 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canooks. Sir Dank FTMFW!

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 24, 2011 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Feb 24, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

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