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Canadiens At Canucks Game Preview: Les Habitants..Mon Dieu

CANADIENS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Tues. 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pac, RDS
Season Series 1-0 Canadiens
Last Meeting
2-0 Canadiens (Nov. 09/10)
The Enemy Eyes On The Prize Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 32-45-77 Plekanec: 19-27-46
Canadiens
Category   Canucks 
31-22-7 Season Record 38-13-9
6th
Conference Position 1st
Lost 2
Streak Won 1
12-15-1
< Road Record / Home Record >
21-4-5
4-4-2
Last 10 7-3-0
E
Goals For / Against +/- +60
2.53 (26)
Goals Per Game 3.33 (1)
2.52 (9)
Goals Against Per Game 2.28 (1)
0.98 (17)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.33 (2)
18.9 (9)
Power Play %
25.0 (1)
84.2 (7)
Penalty Kill %
85.5 (4)
33.0 (4)
Shots Per Game 32.2 (7)
30.2 (15)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.3 (16) 
70.0 (16)
Winning % When Scoring First 82.1 (3)
73.7 (18)
Winning % When Leading After 1 92.6 (3) 
33.3 (14)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 28.6 (18) 
80.0 (24)
Winning % When Leading After 2 90.6 (11) 
50.1 (19)
Faceoffs % 55.3 (1)
13.3 (19)
PIM's Per Game Average
11.5 (13) 
NHL.com

It's easy to point out Montreal's massive issues this season: lack of goals-for and an unimpressive road record. Look below at how cold the Habs' stars are. So they'll rely heavily on team defence and the stellar play of BC's-own Carey Price.

The Canucks get their shutdown workhorse defenceman Dan Hamhuis back for this one. But so much credit goes to the young defence that has played so well in the absence of so many vet d-men. The 5-2 win over Dallas was a testament to that. Also, the Sedins came alive after a mini slump. Not good news for the Habs. Luongo, Burrows play the team they grew up watching. Hopefully bad news for the Habs.

Star-divide

Did you know?

-The Canucks are 8-3-0 without Edler.

-They are 3-3 without Edler and Ballard in the lineup

-They are 3-2 without Edler, Ballard and Hamhuis in their lineup.

-They were 1-1 without Edler, Ballard, Hamhuis and Bieksa in their lineup.

Useless information? M'eh!

 

LINKS

-Is Ballard going to be ready for the Habs game? Possible says TSN. Ballard says he just might if his knee doesn't stiffen up tomorrow.

-Alain Vigneault is not content with the 4th line (except Tanner Glass). It's looking more and more like Gillis will acquire a 4th line player by February 28.

-Roberto Luongo will be sporting his new mask for the first time.

-Jacques Martin is juggling his lines to try to find a spark. (Habs Inside Out)


PROJECTED STARTING GOALTENDERS


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 41 2449 26 8 91 2.23 1235 1144 .926 3


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Carey Price 53 3154 27 20 127 2.42 1565 1438 .919 6




WHO'S HOT / COLD


CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin: 3 goals and 1 assist in his last 2 games played.

-Henrik Sedin: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 2 games.

-Manny Malhotra: 1 goal and 4 assists in his last 5 games.

-Christian Ehrhoff:  4 assists in his last 5.

COLD

-Ryan Kesler: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 5 games.

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 7 games.

 

CANADIENS

HOT

-Roman Hamrlik: 4 assists in his last 4 games.

-Max Pacioretty: 4 goals and 2 assists in his last 7.

COLD

-Scott Gomez: 1 assist in his last 6 games played.

-Brian Gionta: 2 goals and 1 assist in his last 8 games.

-Andrei Kostitsyn: 0 points in his last 9 games.

-Tomas Plekanec: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 7.

 

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alexander Edler: back

-D Keith Ballard: knee

-D Kevin Bieksa: broken foot

-D Andrew Alberts: broken wrist

-D Lee Sweatt: broken foot

CANADIENS

-D Andrei Markov: knee surgery, out all season, Salo 2

-D Jaroslav Spacek: lower body

-D Josh Gorges: knee surgery

-F Mathieu Darche: groin

 

VIDEO

The last meeting:

An effort like this would be more appreciated:

BRAWL! November 1986

GO CANUCKS!

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Kesler on the cold list??

The world has to be ending

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 21, 2011 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

It’s cold by his standards. And yes the world is ending

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Sean

I think you missed my correct GWG point from last game! I know I posted it en Francais, but I still said Daniel!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 21, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

well that’s what you get for putting it in french without using numbers. I overlook it. Pshaw!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah!

It was the 4th post!!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 21, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

so? I still know I have to sift through a shitload of comments so I look for numbers! But don’t worry, I’ll give you your point right now because I know that deep down inside you are a good person

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

deep inside he’s a full colon.

by Passive Voice on Feb 21, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

at the very least

deep inside he has a full colon.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 22, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys

Are funny

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate it

I will post in numbers next time. Apparently creativity is shunned around here! ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 21, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oui. Ca c’est merde

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i know no french...

but somehow i get the feeling that there is a cuss word in that statement somewhere. :P

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by nucklord on Feb 21, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Being Dutch and being raised on a farm the word shit is not a swear word! haha. It’s true.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

KILL THEM!!!!

6-1 Canucks, Daniel gwg.

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by missy on Feb 21, 2011 8:05 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks
Burrows

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Kesler GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 21, 2011 8:14 PM PST reply actions  

6-1 Canucks
D. Sedin

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by arby_18 on Feb 21, 2011 8:16 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

COPYCAT!!!

i hate it when people predict the exact same as me.

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by missy on Feb 21, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to change my prediction to
6-1 Canucks
Daniel

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

grr….

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by missy on Feb 21, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So this is not that 1% time for you?

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I am kidding btw. My original prediction stands

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that sure worked out for ya, eh? nice.

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by nucklord on Feb 21, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t you do it too.

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by missy on Feb 21, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

actually

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did stacie go? Hmm..the Hawks are tied for 8th now..

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

I was busy kicking some ass in trivial pursuit. Three games to none bitches! I did notice we were tied for 8th and also like 4 points out of 4th. The end of this season is just going to be the death of me this year.

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by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

beating

more kindergarten students, I see…

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I upgraded from the 13 y/o

It was 60, 41, 38 and me. All adults this time.

Bitches be crazy - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

actually the 13 y/o is wicked smart

he’s much harder to play against

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by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really all a question of the version you play. Give me one made in the last 10 years, I’m great. Give me the old edition at Grandma’s… No, I do not know who James Floyd Smith is. (ok, I do now, but only because I wikipediaed a random name that plausibly would have appeared in one of those old TP editions)

by NS_Cix on Feb 21, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Feb 21, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We're playing the Habs and you don't post Misa Campo?

Who is that lady anyways?

6-1 Nucks, Dank GWG (lol Missy)

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 8:26 PM PST reply actions  

hahahaha

I love that gif

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 21, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Misa Campo? Yeah I pick my battles in my marriage. You’ll see one day

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wise words

from gramps!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

heheh

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Merde!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

quelqu’un deteste l’awesome.

by Passive Voice on Feb 21, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No, je deteste le bruit!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

try this:

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean this:

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy,

this

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

prediction

4-1 Canucks Salo scores 1st of season, Dank with winner

by Tina Poole on Feb 21, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

You couldn’t say 6-1 Canucks, Dank?
I wanna see missy pull her hair out and scream

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

can I have a do-over?

If you delete this subthread, I’ll happily do that.

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

nah don’t worry about it. I’m sure she’s already bald and has lost her voice

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

but but but

I want to see if we can make her head explode!

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You're going shit sandwich?

Tu est fou, toi.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

mon dieu

tu est tellement fou.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

tabernacle! C’est quoi, en francais, un numbskull?!

by NS_Cix on Feb 21, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

un "temujin"

bien sur

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

J’aime ce la

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

je suis une pamplemousse

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Alors, tu es tres delicieux

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

losing your edge?

You forgot lafleur, robinson, richard and roy

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I just noticed I got another wizard point - yaaaay!

I say 4-2 Nucks
El capitan with the GWG

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by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:37 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

you are

slowly becoming one of us…
mua
ha
ha

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just using NM for the OT conversation with my Canadian friends. Oh yeah and maybe just a little bit of hockey that actually looks like hockey this year.

Bitches be crazy - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yes but you are playing our games, using our nicknames, picking our team to win… you don’t realize it yet, but by next year, you will be a full fledged Canucks fan!

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you and CC long lost brothers?

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by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

possibly

though the whole white guy/black guy thing makes it unlikely.

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We're like

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon.

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Only I’m not an anti-semetic loon

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

anti-semitic, ffr

Also, http://youtu.be/Phkw79CyMB4

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by nucklord on Feb 21, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

McNulty

and Cedric Daniels.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn't you have to be Bunk?

I started watching the Wire a couple of months ago. Great show.

Bitches be crazy - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent show

I want to be higher ranking so Im Daniels.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I be Stringer Bell in blackface?

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by ShiftySC on Feb 22, 2011 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright

Who wants to be Omar?

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

crickets

“Come at the king, you best not miss.”

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by ShiftySC on Feb 22, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s nice that you guys think of me as one of you, but you know you will never get the Hawk out of me. Never I say. I’d go down kicking and screaming first.

Bitches be crazy - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

weren’t you two trying to give me cement shoes a few weeks ago?

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by stacie7 on Feb 21, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

*whistles

don’t know what you’re talking about…

by Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

canucks 3-2

Dank=gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Feb 21, 2011 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

4-2

kesler

(but i’ll take 6-1 daniel as a second guess)
;)

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Feb 21, 2011 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

4-0

3-0 after the 1st
dank with gwg

by Lingyis on Feb 21, 2011 9:54 PM PST reply actions  

he has been popping them in with some more regularity these days

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Feb 21, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

Dank winner. Only six points away from the leader. hehehe

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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by nucklord on Feb 21, 2011 10:33 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 non quebecers

with the quebecer scoring the gwg (uh…that’d be burrows, not luongo)

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 21, 2011 10:35 PM PST reply actions  

Pompey! Show yourself! You have taken the lead on the SPW list..alphabetically but still.
Well done!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 21, 2011 11:03 PM PST reply actions  

Thought it would be fun to let him pick, he chooses the numbers for the score, canucks always to win and then players faces for gwg, lot of fun doing it with him

by Pompey Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So awesome!

Makes me wanna have a kid. Almost.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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by nucklord on Feb 22, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Habs

Plekanec. There, I said it (cowers and braces for a good “numbskulling”)

by British Canuck on Feb 21, 2011 11:10 PM PST reply actions  

NUMBSKULL!!

for a minute I thought that was Beantown, the originator of the numbskull movement. i wanted to jump on him for his hypocrisy, but it looks like my fun joy was short lived.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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by nucklord on Feb 21, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I HAVE TAKEN A VOW

i would NEVER commit numbskullery
never
ever
ever
ever

i’m disappointed you doubt me young padawan

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly,

my faith in you is
less strong
than it should be.
Lesson learned.

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by nucklord on Feb 22, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Numbskoullery is still Numbskullery, mushy peas.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 22, 2011 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Feb 21, 2011 11:17 PM PST reply actions  

COPYCAT!!!

i hate it when people predict the exact same as me.

[/ sarcasm]

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by SteveNux on Feb 22, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks. Daniel.

Also Lou has 28 wins not 26.

by marcness52 on Feb 21, 2011 11:30 PM PST reply actions  

yeah i noticed that too

i was going to yell at sean in my usual gleeful manner, but you beat me to the punch

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

KILL THEM!!!

Montreal is teh suck on this Western Road trip. Getting shut out on Heritage Classic night is pathetic.

6-1 Canucks. Daniel. gwg. Dos anyone want to volunteer to check on Missy?

Burrows, 4-1.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 21, 2011 11:53 PM PST reply actions  

Michael

has it under control.

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

i went to bed.

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by missy on Feb 22, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

:O

…bears repeating… :O

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 22, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

what?

can’t a girl get her beauty sleep?

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by missy on Feb 22, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

3-1 Habs, Desharnais

I’m on a point streak too, be afraid…

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by PKSube on Feb 22, 2011 1:10 AM PST reply actions  

Oh good. Then the Canucks will win 3-1 and you’ll only get 1 point!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard to think about such things with the earthquate devastation in Christchurch

Umm.. Canucks 4-2 Hank

by andrew21nz on Feb 22, 2011 1:47 AM PST reply actions  

Are you in Auckland?

I saw some pictures today… looks fucking horrible.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in Wellington. We felt it but no damage here. Chch is a mess though

by andrew21nz on Feb 22, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

thoughts are with you guys

it looks pretty bad over there. I have a friend in wellington, hope they’re ok.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 22, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree

NZ has been rocked pretty hard in the last 6 months with this one and the one in September

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in Wellington too, as I said above we felt it a bit but it was only very small so they’ll be fine. Seems only Christchurch was damaged but it’s bad

by andrew21nz on Feb 22, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 22, 2011 5:05 AM PST reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff, Grabner pulled up to audition for fourth line duties he has till the 28th to perform or Gillis pulls the trigger.

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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Feb 22, 2011 5:25 AM PST reply actions  

Hodgson wtf am i drinking…Link Here

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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Feb 22, 2011 5:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Grabner would make the cut, maybe Snow ill trade him back, theres history there.

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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Feb 22, 2011 5:37 AM PST up reply actions  

too bad he isn’t still with Florida lol… Definitely possible for us to get him back haha…

by Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks.

Kesler

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by vancitydan on Feb 22, 2011 5:54 AM PST reply actions  

COPYCAT!!!

i hate it when people predict the exact same as me.

[/ sarcasm]

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by SteveNux on Feb 22, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

3-0 Canucks

Dank

"I can do stuff" ~ Jesse G.

by westy99 on Feb 22, 2011 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Burr with the winner. He’s going to be pumped for this game.

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 22, 2011 8:20 AM PST reply actions  

Luongo's stats haven't been updated

He has 28 wins, .925 sv% and 2.26 GAA
http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8466141

Don’t know if Carey Price’s stats are correct

by Leftcoaster on Feb 22, 2011 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

DAMN SBN!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey I said that above.

by marcness52 on Feb 22, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The 2 goalie stats are SBN widgets. Guess I’ll have to manually edit them from now on

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG

by Laharl on Feb 22, 2011 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

3-1 Nuckleheads

The KesLORD riseth again

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Feb 22, 2011 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

Ballard back tonight?
@reidder
Kristin Reid
Yann Sauve has been re-assigned to the Manitoba Moose.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

there

was some talk of this recently, I would assume yesseree… Either than or Tambo has found a new calling on D

by Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It is the Kooze...but sounds like Ballard eats knee strains for breakfast
@mozy19
Richard Loat
RT @benkuzma: Ballard just gave the thumbs-up sign in hallway, good to go tonight after missing six games with knee strain.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oberg was playing better than Sauve I thought anyways…

by splnwezel on Feb 22, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I thought Sauve was playing better than Oberg from what I saw…Oberg did too many rushes into the O-zone that ended with him losing the puck and being caught for my liking

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Oberg was better than Sauve at getting the puck out of the defensive zone; I agree with you he made some forays into the O-zone that didn’t turn out all that well… but maybe he will learn from Ehrhoff with his time up here. Ehrhoff is a master at gaining the O-zone, especially on the PP.

by splnwezel on Feb 22, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks/Burr gwg

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by Bobby Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

Mt seymour was PERFECT last night!!! Fresh POW, had a blast!!! Nucks for the win, 4-1 kes gwg

by kiyotok on Feb 22, 2011 9:44 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-1 Nucks

Kesler breaks his “slump” to get the winner!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, check out Suave’s stats:
http://canucks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=553730

2006-2007 Saint John Sea Dogs-QMJHL -25
2009-2010 Saint John Sea Dogs-QMJHL +42

That’s a nice change in the +/- :)

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by SteveNux on Feb 22, 2011 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

6-1 Van City

Hamhuis GWG in his return.

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by Section 312 on Feb 22, 2011 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

5-3 Nucks. Dank.

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by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 22, 2011 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

btw

nice goal by bernier in the nux vs habs clips

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by SteveNux on Feb 22, 2011 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

four two

daniel

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by eightyseven on Feb 22, 2011 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

the vancouver canucks

will beat
the montreal canadiens
in a hockey contest tonight
by a score of
four goals
to
one goal
and the game winning goal will be scored by
Alexandre Burrows
(or so i predict)

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Sean doesn't like it

When you don’t use numbers

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

(Or so
I found out)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 22, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll prolly overlook BT’s prediction. We’ll see how observant I am at the time!
Beantown est mal a la tete!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Even so, I’ll prolly overlook it for all the ribbing about Hamhuis :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

at least he's healthy now

san jose did really well in his absence, though

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sean doesn’t like it
When you don’t use numbers

What about roman numerals or tallys?

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Feb 22, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Or how about binary?

Technically it’s still a readable number.

101 – 10 Canucks, Jersey # 1110 with the GWG.

by jluglue on Feb 22, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

at least he’s healthy now

san jose did really well in his absence, though

You know that fake Peter Griffin laugh that he does that lasts about 5 minutes? I just did that

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Habs Bore Me

I hate the Habs
I hate their fans
I hate watching little Munchkin people on ice……….hahahaha
I know not very nice

3—4 Canucks
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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 22, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

No more numbskullery

4-2 Canucks, Salo scores the winner

/and promptly shreds his other achilles tendon.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 22, 2011 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOO!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

except for the Salo part!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 22, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

scoring the winner?

or shredding his tendon?

Does this also count as numbskullery? qualified numbskullery? Parital?

by Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Price is wrong, bitch!

4-2 Nuckers. Alex MF Burrows FTMFW!

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 22, 2011 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

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